#lisa posts

[cockslutpadalecki]

the way i would let him fuck me six ways from sunday

[rarepair-nation]

”It could be weird, but I think I'm into it You know I'm one for the overly passionate I like you, and I loved him We could all be the best kind of friends!”

[koffeineyt]

streamed studying the art from hades a while back for a thumbnail (i should maybe clean it up some time when i do an art stream again)

[thankstothe]

!👏

[dragonpyre]

Au where Jason is under the impression Talia told Bruce Jason was alive and just moves back to Gotham to get back to the life he missed. GED, college, part time job, etc. Runs into one of the bats at a coffee shop one day and is confused why they just fainted

[brandyvampirexx]

[xlcovo]

[feymaid]

⚡️DEATH IS ONLY TEMPORARY I’LL LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!⚡️

[househrt]

house in 2024

House installs 24/7 tracking apps on Wilson's phone. In return, Wilson books Ubers to take his phone and drive to various nefarious locations, sit there for half an hour, then come back home

Similarly, Wilson gets a smartwatch that monitors his heart rate. House gets updates sent to his phone and calls Wilson whenever his heart rate increases by more than 20 bpm to try and interrupt him jerking off

Kutner writes fanfic and replies to almost every comment he gets. His author's notes are full of things like "sorry this chapter is late, I accidentally gave myself a concussion trying to save a patient's life"

House posts on the Am I The Asshole subreddit but gets annoyed at everything thinking he's the asshole so he immediately deletes his account and pretends it never existed

Cuddy spends an hour of her day responding to the hospital's negative google reviews about "that rude doctor with the cane"

A young patient of Wilson's convinces him to be in a TikTok they're making, and he doesn't really know what that is but he agrees and ends up going semi-viral

Chase is secretly seething with jealousy over Wilson's accidental TikTok success, because Chase has been making thirst-trap videos in his scrubs for months with barely any views (it's because he's trying way too hard)

Thirteen gets really into Drag Race/the local drag scene and accidentally introduces House to gay slang, which he instantly adopts

[weaponizedducks]

a true hilson warrior NEVER speaks ill of lisa cuddy or amber volakis 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[jingyismom]

undead boy with "UNMARRIED" on his gravestone makes sure to put "BELOVED WIFE" on his girl's gravestone even though he knows she won't be in the ground for long

[cockslutpadalecki]

i need this mug in my life bc well look at it

[rarepair-nation]

ok the poll hasn’t ended yet but I'm bored so I drew scideon anyways since it’s technically winning 🙏 credit for the old man scideon idea goes to @error-drawings amen

[inejqhafa]

three tickets to challengers

[florida3exclamationpoints]

House MD + text posts pt. ∞

[adorethesmiths]

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