#literally MESS
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If I put all the ships that have been mentioned even once in our chat, then it becomes this universe.

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#literally MESS#I don’t seriously ship even half of these please believe me#franz beckenbauer#johan cruyff#becruyff#karl heinz rummenigge#paul breitner#uli hoeneß#breitnigge#breitness#gerd müller#katsche schwarzenbeck#günter netzer#berti vogts#jupp heynckes#michel platini#giuseppe bergomi#lothar matthäus#jürgen klinsmann#mehmet scholl#oliver kahn#jens lehmann#I’m tired of tagging#marco van basten#rudi völler#guido buchwald#joachim löw#sepp maier#andreas brehme#wolfgang overath
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Once when I was in college I needed a picture of my fish for an assignment, but the fish lived at home so I text my brother to send me a picture and he asks "how close of a picture" and I say "pretty close" and he sends me this

#hysterics every time i see it. like all up in his fuckin business got damn!!!!#quite literally he did not understand the assignment. he wasn't messing around either#not soc#fish#close fish
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High school students joking about snapping their fingers to summon lightning after school during a thunderstorm
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#china#video#fun#xiaohongshu#douyin#leigong and dianmu are 雷公 and 电母#Leigong and Dianmu (China’s folk deities of thunder and lightning literally ‘Thunder Father & Lightning Mother’)#mother nature has humor and sometimes mess with us
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I know you all have instincts that keep you alive, but at some times, to survive, we must become more than we were programmed to be.
The Wild Robot (2024) dir. Chris Sanders
#the wild robot#thewildrobotedit#byaurore#pedro pascal#usersugar#tuserrachel#tuserpris#userallisyn#nessa007#useriselin#userines#userquel#userisaiah#usermandie#userrlaura#userkam#userzaynab#userzo#userzil#userelio#usereme#userpayton#tusercora#tuserpolly#tuserhan#filmedit#useradie#userdiana#usersavana#this gifset is a mess.... my mac crashed literally in the middle of it
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art prompt: cosy reading day on Qing Jing Peak (they're scholars! let them snuggle up and read!!)
as requested! sorry this took so long, this piece had me clawing my hair out
While I was drawing this I was thinking the original Shen Qingqiu had a very neat, orderly personal library— but transmigrated Shen Qingqiu could not care less about appearance more so about the information in it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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[ID: Green-toned Scum Villain fanart of Shen Qingqiu, Ning Yingying, Luo Binghe, and Ming Fan reading together in the Bamboo House beside a shelf stuffed with books and scrolls. They are all cushioned by blankets and pillows. Ning Yingying is asleep on Shen Qingqiu's lap, his hand on her head petting her softly. Shen Qingqiu smiles pressed against Luo Binghe, who blushes while holding a book. Ming Fan looks at him with a frown while also reading. End ID]
ID by @/nebulations — thank you!
#thus the mess of scrolls and books on the shelves and everywhere 🤗#I’ve literally had this in my wip folder for like 2 months#I was all like “ this would be a good exercise to try and line more pieces!’’#_:(´ཀ`」 ∠) ughhhh whyyyy#MAYBE one day I will fully color this piece#for now this will have to do#hope this satisfies !!!#svsss#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#ming fan#ning yingying#qing jing peak#qing jing peak trio#in my head the among us ‘sus’ music is playing as ming fan eyes luo binghe and his shizun#‘wth going on over there’#ning yingying tried reading but Shizun’s lap is too comfy….she’s just an eepy girl#and lbh is a freak#hoot art
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i fear i can never date a man bc none of them will ever be makoto tachibana
#my art#free!#free! iwatobi swim club#free! eternal summer#makoharu#free! fanart#makoto tachibana#haruka nanase#i wld do anything for him do u hear me ANYTHINg#sunshine personified i cannot look directly at him#im too weak fr this im not strong enough haru is better than me fr i see him and i break in2 a flustered mess#do u know how hard it is trying to find references when every google image result is out to get me personally. its so hard out here fr#he's either a. shirtless b. pushing his gd hair back c. Smiling Like That or d. ALL THREE#it's so strange bc objectively rin both as a character and from a design standpoint is much more my type#what can i say i tend to rly like Sharp Androgyny#but makoto just has tht It factor tht je ne sais quoi hes meeting all my standards he makes me inSANE#he's literally the perfect man shaking haru by the shoulders u r so LUCKYYYYYYYYY#the s tier va on top of it all too....yeah i never stood a chance lmao#maybe hes out of my system for now maybe now i can actually draw for my main fandom....#(she said pulling up refs of ikuya)
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I CANT BELIEVE THEYRE FINALLY COMING
#lemon doodles#jjba#sbr#gyjo#I CAN’T BELIEVE IT…….WE FINALLY WON#ohhhhhhHhHhhhHHHHhhhhh#god it’s been literally six years since i last drew them…….i came out of my jojo retirement for this#nobody move im INCONSOLABLE (positive)#i had to get this out of my brain sorry for the mess i quite literally havent drawn anything in a year
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The Lackadaisy mini-episode was so cute I loved it 🥲🥲
#lackadaisy#ivy pepper#viktor vasko#fanart#I wanted to color this better but it's been fighting me at every turn and I dont have time to mess with it anymore#also did anyone else clock the reference to viktor staying with elsa and bobby or just me bc I literally never stop thinking about that#art
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Bruce finds out the reason he and Clark didn't date so long is because Clark figured he was an incurable floozy who was allergic to commitment. So now every time there's a rumour, a hint of any of that or someone that would bother Clark, Bruce goes overboard.
Clark, spotting the man coming off the elevator at the Daily Planet and doing a double take: "Bruce what are you doing here?"
Bruce: "You weren't answering my calls."
Clark, slightly worried: "Yeah I got busy. Is everything--"
Bruce: "Whatever you read already, it's all lies--"
Clark: "Say what now?"
Bruce: "I was holding her jacket for her, that's it. She's dating my cousin, okay, and they've been together for like four months--"
Clark: "Slow down, what are you even talking about?"
Cat Grant, suddenly walking over: "Mr.Wayne! How fantastic to run into you like this--"
Clark: "Oh no, no, Cat he's just about to leave."
Cat: "--care to comment on rumours you're expecting a child with--"
Bruce, loudly, while pointing at Clark: "I love this man."
Clark: *turning red*
Bullpen:
Cat Grant: "Well my day's getting better and better."
#Clark manages to repair the whole mess and soundly lectures Bruce who solemnly vows never do pull that shit again#Cat literally had to be paid off#The rest of the Bullpen remembered that Bruce Wayne was their boss's boss#batman#Superman#Ooc#Clark kent#Bruce wayne#Superbat#personal#Batfanon#incorrect quotes#Idk how else to tag this to keep people and their pitchforks away from my inbox#One of the funniest (and most out of character) scenarios I can presently think of#OUT OF CHARACTER#Lmao#Now I look insane#Look at what you've done to me lmao
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I am 100% completely convinced that on Mount Yujun when Hua Cheng burst into thousands of butterflies that he did not mean to do that. That man was freaking out so bad at finally finding Xie Lian again and holding his hand and helping him and Xie Lian being right there that when he finally saw just the slightest glimpse of Xie Lian’s face and the thought of Xie Lian seeing him that his nerves took over and he burst into thousands of butterflies. All throughout the walk, Hua Cheng was trying his damnedest to keep it the fuck together (literally) but he just couldn’t anymore. You cannot convince me otherwise. He held Xie Lian’s hand all through the walk, but then he shakes Xie Lian’s hand off the next time they meet? Yeah, he’s scared he’s gonna explode into butterflies again and that would Not Be Cool and Ruin His Image he’s curating for Xie Lian as this cool reliable guy he can come to for help and depend on.
#I love them so much#hua cheng#you absolute simp#you literally burst into butterflies you’re fanboying so hard#he a schoolgirl with a crush#when he gets butterflies in his stomach. they are literal butterflies#and he *will* explode with them if pushed too hard#I just know that post-canon this happened so much#they’d be getting it on and hc would burst into a flurry of butterflies#xl would then be left there with a bunch of silver butterflies fluttering anxiously and flusteredly around him#hc would be a blushing mess by the time he pulled himself back together#but at least he’d *be* together again. and apologizing to xl#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#xie lian#hualian#tgcf headcanon
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have an etho. with a sword.
#hes holding it backwards but i kinda messed it up-#slightly inspired by the drawing i reblogged right before this post#this literally got me back to drawing ughh inspiration#also i might've finally found a consistent artstyle i really enjoy !!!#alex draws#hermitcraft#hermitblr#ethoslab#etho
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Hello ! I positively adore the running joke of Idia unknowingly finding Lilia to be the coolest guy ever whenever he doesn't know it's him, like when Silver described his father, or obviously with muscle red. I can't say what'd be funnier, Idia finding out his online best friend is actually Lilia, resident spooky hyper fairy; or them both never finding out, and it'd become even more ridiculous as time goes on. How do you think it'll play out ? You're always so on point
(Also, though it makes sense, I'm still devastated bat boy didn't get a ticket for the Halloween skeleton train : ( does anyone mentions him at some point ? Like how he'd have fit right in with all those Halloween town little freaks, and how he'd have impressed them with his spooks and scared techniques; after all he's been every Briar Valley's children worst fear on Halloween for centuries. I'm on the eng server and I didn't wanna spoil myself by watching the whole thing on youtube)
Have a nice day !
you and me both, Idia and Lilia being oblivious online BFFs (+ Idia being incredibly intimidated any time Silver brings up his jock gamer dad) is my favorite running joke/subplot. 🤝 it's SO good, to the point where I also am unsure if I actually want it to ever be resolved or not...maybe, like, as a post-canon stinger or something? everyone's standing around covered in overblot ink, and Idia and Lilia's phones go off at the same time...
(legit I do think this is part of why Idia couldn't be present for Lilia's dream, because for some reason Lilia decided he was going to just. embody his past self online. he probably quotes his own battle strategies or whatever in the middle of boss fights. Idia didn't pick up on the whole "oh how weird that we both live on a super remote island" thing, but he would spend thirty seconds listening to General Lilia describing siege warfare and be like "w-wait")
all that aside, however it does end up happening, I do see Lilia being very blasé and all "oh! cool!" about it. y'know, taking it very much in stride! and Idia...very much not.
(can't tell if tumblr is going to chew this into illegibility or not, this will be a fun surprise ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ)
as for Lilia sadly missing out on Halloweentown shenanigans...he does get one little mention as part of an offhand reference to the light music club, but so far no one has brought up how this basically is just Lost In the Book of Liliatown (Sebek's been too busy yelling about not getting to be in the same group as Malleus). 😔 honestly though, it's probably for the best that he got left out, because he would just settle right in and refuse to ever leave. canon would shatter. we would miss out on all the delightful angst of episode 7 because Lilia is too busy eating poisonous shrubbery inbetween practicing his very best screams, and no one can pull him away from it.
(I can hope for a sequel next year though...)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#gentle spoilers but y'know. just in case#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#most of the kitchen scene was jade messing with the firsties and that was so delightful that i didn't think til after#that you'd think sebek would have made some kind of reference to lilia 'i lost my tastebuds in the war' vanrouge's quote-unquote cooking#ah well. jade being mean is more than entertaining enough#looking forward to more of it tomorrow!#god. lilia and idia though.#lilia is like. genuinely idia's best friend and neither of them have any idea#and idia keeps doing that 'ha ha what if we were friends out of game too? what if we met offline? jk jk jk uNLESS...👉👈'#and then he immediately chickens out because he's so convinced that crimson will hate him if they ever met irl#(meanwhile lilia is just like 'my online bestie is so cool :) la la la')#they are both so stupid and i love them so much#i've just realized that i actually do want them to find out each other's identities#because idia doesn't just go to school with his online bff#he ALSO goes to school with his online bff's extremely supportive and extremely socially-inept kids#idia is going to get invited to dinner at diasomnia and it's going to be SO awkward#silver is going to give a long formal speech thanking him for being a stalwart comrade and trusted warrior brother to his father#as sebek stews in jealousy that idia got to fight by lilia-sama's side >:(#while idia sits there like 'all i did was link him a video about lane control for his character class'#malleus will make such an effort to learn literally anything about online gaming and he won't understand a word of it#it will be SUCH a disaster and i very much do want it now
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still crazy about them btw
#hermitblr#ethoslab#bdoubleo100#ethoslab fanart#bdoubleo100 fanart#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#etho slab#ethos lab#ethos lab fanart#etho slab fanart#bdoubleo#bdoubleo fanart#bdouble100 fanart#divorce duo#ethubs#the last time I drew them together was literally over a year ago omfg </3#ignore the messed up everything this was for fun ~_~#r3nrit art
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EXTREMELY funny Chuuya frame in retrospect
#if you haven't watched in a moment those frames are right after each other it's literally [cut to chuuya grimacing]#unamused chuuya voice: are you for real right now#and then dazai did#by that point i do believe he's in on the plan and just messing with him#bsd#bsdrewatch2023
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Guess who's halfway through Adventure Time
#i swear to everloving christ if something ever happens to doctor princess i will lose my mind and deactivate for a month#not like ive alrdy been doing that but she's literally the most background of all background characters if she gets dragged into some mess#you WILL hear from me#ahem where was i? oh right#art#fanart#aa#ace attorney#dunno if dd ot soj comes first idk#ace attorney fanart#ace attorney art#aa art#nrmt#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#mikqchoux:aa
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A phone call between brothers (takes place AFTER this incident and Fiddleford's phone call)
Sorry if this is OOC!
#mama~ just killed a man~~#<- PLEASE get that reference#anyways- the lipgloss is popping and the girlies are slaying <3 (literally)#psychologically messing with the doomed narrative brothers just for the fucksies and the funsies#as per usual#been planning on this lore drop for a WHILE but got sidetracked- so here it is later than never#A brief insight on how Stan got roped into the whole mess and why Ford is so insistent on bringing Bill back#there's a little more to it like how Bill kinda acted like a parasite in Ford's brain?? and it latched onto his mind until he became#like codependant and INTEGRAL to his brain and whatnot#and then Ford killing him from his mindscape was basically the equivalent of him smashing the load bearing pillar of his mind with a#big ass hammer#sooo it left a GAPING hole where Bill used to be- making Ford believe Bill cursed him or did something to him during his last breaths as#revenge#(which Bill obviously didn't because he was busy DYING- altho it's completely fair of Ford to believe that of Bill- that narsty skank)#so he's trynna bring Bill back to figure that shit out- BUT also ALSO keep in mind that Ford is a leetol bit frazzled atm#he's not in his right mind- so he's making stupid decisions and stupid thoughts#anyways#gravity falls#gravity falls au#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#stanley pines#stan pines#grunkle stan#bill cipher#my art#my writing#HWINEBHABWNAJCAHOWEEATOWEUB AU#tw graphic descriptions
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