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[jianfeng-liu-ss3-director]

OOC: New story/Jianfeng lore post coming up sooner or later

[teamunee]

had to make a mini zine for class so I made a scum villain hanbok series!

bonus, all the pages together and the full bingge piece because i like it

[sunderwight]

SV scenario where Luo Binghe is the same age as the peak lords, and it was in fact the last gen of peak lords who beefed (unfairly) with Tianlang Jun, well before their successors were on the scene.

So Luo Binghe gets accepted into Cang Qiong contemporaneously to Shen Jiu, Yue Qingyuan, Liu Qingge, Shang Qinghua (Airplane flavor), etc. Shen Yuan is also there, not related to Shen Jiu, just making his way through the Beast Peak ranks and praying that the plot doesn't find him (it does).

Luo Binghe is still also accepted as a disciple to Qing Jing. He and Shen Jiu are rivals. Mostly because Shen Jiu quadruple hates him for having a similar background but being the "ideal age" for beginning his cultivation, and being competition for the head disciple position. How is he supposed to take over the peak and be second only to Yue Qingyuan and have power & money & social security forever if the world's luckiest fucker is right next to him, doing everything better with just as few advantages and managing to be slightly more personable on top of it?

Shen Jiu wants to bury Luo Binghe a million feet under, meanwhile Luo Binghe just wants to become a cultivator and doesn't even have designs on the head disciple position. He'd let Shen Jiu have it, except that SJ's made it clear that if he becomes peak lord he's going to do everything in his power to run Luo Binghe out of the sect entirely, and possibly also kill him and make it look like an accident.

Enter Shen Yuan, whose shizun has recently discovered his Liu Qingge wrangling talents and ability to understand more than half the shit that comes out of that Shang kid's mouth, attributes this to his equally phenomenal success in getting otherwise horrifying demonic beasts to treat him like a Disney princess, and loans him out to the current Qing Jing peak lord as a sort of Jackass Whisperer who might figure out how to resolve the drama between disciples long enough for the peak lord to actually assess their potential. Without someone get poisoned, or missing a test because they were locked in a shed, or getting the time of the test wrong and having to be awkwardly escorted out of a brothel by one of their shidi.

Shen Jiu and Luo Binghe manage to misunderstand this situation as like, whoever wins over Shen Yuan the best will be declared the superior strategist and get confirmed to the head disciple position.

They are both absolutely terrible at figuring out how to get people to like them, though. Shen Jiu just keeps attempting to find blackmail material and Luo Binghe is like, well I guess I could seduce him. That's practical. Plus I want to seduce him, so win-win. But then he's running aground against the rocky shores of Shen Yuan's internalized homophobia. Which only gets worse when Shen Jiu figures out that either Shen Yuan has no skeletons in his closet, or else what skeletons are there are so bizarre that he can't really utilize them, so Plan B: Steal that Beast's Idea and Also Seduce Him gets implemented.

Shen Jiu starts being "friendly" in the exact same weird way that Luo Binghe has been attempting, and Shen Yuan read the book, he knows these two are usually only nice to other men when they're plotting their demise, so he's just like why me??? Why do they both want to kill me??? WHAT DID I DO???

[archerdepartures116]

alright we have maid Liu Qingge you need to draw the other Peak Lords in maid outfits too it's law.

fine

the things i do for u guys smh

[artsarasp]

I beg thee for

✨Liujiuplane✨

I offer my hand in marriage

We shall have a lovely wedding!

[elirastudio]

And then he kept the long hair

Second chances I need salvation

[supertaliart]

I think SVSSS would work really well for a modern au fic where it’s Shen Yuan and Liu Qingge’s wedding and people are giving toasts. And all the toasts are embarrassing stories about how everyone knew they were in love with each other before they did.

Liu Mingyan stands up with a massive binder and starts with “my brother once came to tell me that he was allergic to SQQ because every time he was near him he felt hot and his chest hurt” so my brother avoided him for six months and in that time our parents thought he had clinical depression. This was twelve years before they started dating.”

Mu Qingfang stands up and says “as you know I am bound to confidentiality about the actions of my patients while they are under my care, so alas many of my stories I must keep to myself….. so I must confine myself to the stories from when they were not under my care.” And somehow this is way worse because the following story is bad enough and now everyone’s imaginations are running rampant about what Mu Qingfang has seen and he’s smugly refusing to confirm OR DENY even the most outrageous scenarios people are posing to him.

Shen Jiu stands up and says “There was a period of time when Liu Qingge was unaware his crush had a twin. There was also a period of time where Liu Qingge had realized his affections and was trying to write poetry. These periods overlapped by six months.” Then to Liu Qingge’s horror Shen Jiu pulls out a stack of poems that Liu Qingge thought he’d given to Shen Yuan despite his protests he’d never seen them, and Shen Jiu starts to read them out loud.

Qi Qingqi stands up and is like “As you all can imagine the mutual unaware pining got pretty tiring after the sixth or seventh year. So a number of us conspired to lock them in a closet together”

Liu Qingge turns to Shen Yuan and is like “Wait did you know that was on purpose?” And he says “No, and also what does this have to do with-“

Qi Qingqi continues “We thought they would get their act together and make out a little. But when we checked the closet they both had managed to escape through a vent in the ceiling and crawl all the way to the other side of the building. During which time Shen Yuan managed to get poisoned somehow?! Absolutely no kisses were exchanged but the entire school watched Liu Qingge princess carry Shen Yuan through the hallways convinced he was dying.”

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Just found out it’s LiuShen week. I don’t know any of the prompts but I can certainly get in the spirit of things so in addition to (hopefully) finishing some wips, here’s a Drabble born from a series of texts to my friend.

[solshii]

I love the ponies they’re so cute T^T please feed us some more please TvT

of course anon <333 sorry for the wait!

notes

[hootyhoowoo]

May I ask for some Liushen?

👉👈

YOU CAN ALWAYS ASK FOR LIUSHEN ON MY BLOG <333

LQG: again.

SQQ: what?

LQG: I wasn’t ready last time. We need to do that again.

[meltedmush]

I love your art style so much!

Would you be willing to draw Liu Qingge? 🥺👉👈

Aww thank you and yeah!! I’ve drawn him a couple times! I don’t see why not! :D

[jianfeng-liu-ss3-director]

I am stuck in a washing machine

I require assistance

[lululocomo]

MK making pizza for his little sister and him self as a snack and the others are like what the hell are you making/eating

ignore the weird looking pizza lmao

MK love to cook and he got that from his Dadsy✨ Making noodles is somethings he still struggle with (emotionally speaking), but all other kind of food is no problem for him!

Meihua don't know how to hold the pizza slice, so she ended up with very messy hands after that fdgdfg Of course both Wukong and Macaque try the food, their son made it after all.

They both love it, but Macaque think that maybe this food isn't that healthy-

[tiredbitchposts]

Speaking of a lesbian Shen Yuan, let's just get it out of the way this woman would NOT know how to act after transmitgation. Like, all it took for a male Shen Yuan to start acting like the world's biggest babygirl was dying and being reborn into a villain's body, what do you think would happen if he was a closeted lesbian who religiously consumed either porn or male centric media? She'd commit war crimes on the poor women who had the luck of interacting with her. This woman would squeeze Liu Qingge's biceps and playfully say she can always depend on her strong shimei to protect her, she'd U-haul a marriageble age Luo Binghe into her side room and treat her as one would a wife, she'd host her sect leader to talk about her peak's budget wearing exactly two layers because it's just so hot and we're all women here shijie, she'd invite Gongyi Xiao to her peak with a smile and too much subtext for it to sound like a simple discipline invite to anyone hearing it, she'd call Zhuzi-lang fascinating to her face with no type of irony or mockery. This woman would would do all that AND still think think someone means lebanese when they say they're a lesbian, again, the system doesn't know what type of evil they unleashed upon the PIDW world

[archerdepartures116]

MingLing?🥺

The Liu Clan will not continue with this generation😭🙏

[duckysprouts]

wait youre into svsss that's so cool .. can we get one(1) bad luo binghe doodle

brothers of the system

binghe makes the velcro noise when removed

[disgracefulthings]

Yue Qingyuan: Shang-Shidi, a demon clan is causing some trouble with some minor sects. Can you ask Luo Binghe to look into it?

Shang Qinghua: Sure, he owes me a favor anyway

Liu Qingge: How does someone like you get a demon lord to owe you a favor?

Shang Qinghua: I tell him what Shen Qingqiu likes in bed

Yue Qingyuan: WHAT?!

Liu Qingge: HOW-?

Shang Qinghua: Anyway I'll get right on that