#lizlemonbennet

[impishtubist]

happy birthday, krabapple <3

Your fics have brought me such joy since the LiveJournal days, so here, I knocked up Remus for you. I hope you have a great rest of your day <3 @lizlemonbennet

(many thanks to the discord for doing a plot spitballing session with me many many moons ago regarding remus getting pregnant and his students being mad about it, y'all are the real mvps. also I hope someone writes the 100K version of this someday.)

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At first, Harry didn’t bat an eye at the owls that swept in periodically throughout breakfast that morning, dropping off letters for Sirius before flying off again. Out of everyone in the household, Sirius got the most correspondence, and it wasn’t unusual for there to be a flurry of owls in their home for the first few hours of the morning. 

He did take notice when the pile grew to be twenty letters, and then thirty. Even more noticeable, Sirius wasn’t even opening them. 

“Er, Sirius,” he said, after the fortieth owl swept in and then out again. “You didn’t get voted Sexiest Wizard Alive again, did you?”

“Don’t be ridiculous, Harry,” Sirius said, giving him a smile that was only slightly strained. “That contest isn’t until May.”

“Do you have another fan club?” Teddy asked.

“No.” 

“Okay,” Harry said, “then why aren’t you opening your mail?”

“I want to enjoy breakfast with my boys!” Sirius said, though the cheer in his voice sounded slightly forced. “It’s your first day home from school. I can read the mail later.” 

“Isn’t that Hermione’s handwriting?” Teddy piped up, pointing at a letter near the top of the pile. Before he could stop himself, Harry snatched it up, his Seeker’s reflexes outwitting Sirius’s. 

“Dear Lord Black,” he read out loud, fending off Sirius’s attempts to grab the letter with one hand, “I am incredibly disappointed to learn that Professor Lupin will be unable to teach for the rest of the school year--and, most importantly, will be unable to oversee our NEWTs--thanks to your actions, and I hope that you take this into consideration in the future should you decide to procreate again…”

Harry wrinkled his nose and tossed the letter at Sirius. “Gross, Sirius.” 

“I didn’t write the letter! Take it up with Hermione.”

“Are they all like that?”

“At least there aren’t any Howlers this time,” Sirius said, slumping back in his chair. “I’ve been getting them for days, ever since Remus announced his pregnancy and his intention to take a leave of absence starting at the holidays. Your classmates are very upset.”

“Your timing could have been better,” Harry said. “In more ways than one.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Come on, Sirius.” Harry rolled his eyes. “Remus is almost five months, yeah? You know what else was almost five months ago? My birthday. You two are gross and I hate you.” 

“No, you don’t.” Sirius got up for more coffee. As he passed behind Harry and Teddy, he kissed them both on top of the head. “Your friends do, though.” 

“It is your fault their favorite and most competent professor is out of commission for the rest of the year.”

“I will personally write every single OWL and NEWT student a glowing letter of recommendation. No matter what their scores are this year while Professor Lupin is on sabbatical, they will have their pick of jobs after graduation. Happy?” 

“That includes us, right?”

“Yes, of course it does.”

Harry stuck out his hand. “Deal.”

Sirius shook his hand, and then Teddy’s, and at that moment Remus came into the kitchen. He had stopped being able to fit into his own clothes, and was now stealing Sirius’s sweaters and joggers. Those wouldn’t do for much longer, Harry thought, but figured that was a battle his guardians could fight on their own.

“Oh, dear,” Remus said, spotting the pile of letters. Several had fallen to the floor. “That’s…”

“At least a quarter of the student body,” Sirius said. 

“I’m sorry, love.” 

“As your eldest has so helpfully pointed out, it is all my fault.”

“Well,” Remus said with a wink, “not all your fault.”

“Right!” Harry said, standing abruptly. “I’m off! Come on, Teds. Let’s get out of here before they get more disgusting.”

[goodboylupin]

🍬💕. Can I have a heart please? I’m krabapple on AO3. ☺️

I give my great big box of candy hearts a shake...

I open it up to pull one out for @lizlemonbennet and see the inscription...

EMAIL ME

[wolfstargazer]

I was tagged by @icannotreadcursive in a get to know you better game!

Rules: answer the questions and tag 9 people you want to know better.

Last song I listened to - Carnival by Bikini Kill.

Currently reading - A Natural History of Ghosts by Roger Clarke, Mrs Caliban by Rachel Ingalls, and many academic papers for my studies.

Currently watching - The X Files (re-watching and re-living my love for this show and the OTP of M/S).

Currently obsessed with - the daffodils coming out in my garden, wearing brushed cotton shirts and the smell of this perfume.

No pressure tags: @nogenrealldrama @glassf1re @puuvillaa @nocturnal-phantom @plecotusauritus @lizlemonbennet @missmoonfrost @shamelesswolfstarshipper @werewolfenthusiast

[theresthesnitch]

www.tumblr.com/theresthesnitch/748347830913187840?source=share

it was generated by ai. if you ever have a respect for artists in fandoms maybe you’d better be careful in what you reblog and support next time x

First off, thank you for letting me go. I missed that this was AI generaged when I reblogged it. Unfortunately, AI can be hard to spot and I wasn't paying enough attention at 2 am when I was scrolling through the tag for art to share.

Second off, you can fuck all the way off. I don't know what the fuck made you come into my ask box with this attitude, but this ain't it. I do not support AI created works, and I've made a pretty strong stance on that on my blog. Which includes deleting artwork like the last time someone popped in my inbox with a similar but much kinder message.

For anyone else who follows me, please, PLEASE let me know if I accidentally reblog something AI generated. it is not my intention in the least to support AI generated art or writing.

Tagging anyone who reblogged it. The art in question is this wolfstar one:

@burningaurora @puuvillaa @youngvains @nocturnal-phantoms-fandoms @idk-what-to-put-here-123 @tinylittleobsessions @illustratinglaura @mundrakan @jortpendle @lizlemonbennet @giulssmediobolud4 @myheadsgonenumb @vintagetee13 @sternfaengerin @lizdarcyfan @tequilaqueen @gardenofrunar @breakmyheartwolfstar @picklerab23

Do with that information what you will.

[mundrakan]

Seven Sentence Sunday

Thank you for the tag @sliebman10. (Technically ist must still be Sunday somewhere) I am working on dark things (Voldemort wins AU) again, and I am not yet sure, how they will turn out.

If so, is it even possible to come back from it? “I need to get you out of the country. Beyond no one can force you back into slavery.” “Severus?” The lips part to reveal the sweetest, softest gentlest expression he has ever seen on one Sirius Black's face. “I never left it.” The truth is hurtful, but after today he knows it is the truth.

I tag @squintclover @meloms-ao3 @lizlemonbennet and @severedreamerfox

[moonysfavoritedog]

thank you @pretentiouswreckingball @frank-lilac @anbheandearg for the tag, I loved exploring your rooms!! Welcome to mine ☺️

This was a fun exercise to appreciate what I have!

I’m a bit late to the game, but I’m tagging everyone bc I rarely interact and I want to share my things with you 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 @lizlemonbennet @honeybcj @soloorganaas @halfbakedfairy @badhairred @texaschainsawmascara @euripidestrousers @forestdeath1 @hihimissamericanbi @mauricetheblurst @moongays @kaleidoscopexsighs @moon-seas @divinerapturee @starboyandmoongirl @thebibutterflyao3 @krethes @languagelessonswolfstar

[hihimissamericanbi]

Ty @moongays you know I'm a slut for these. Here is me to the grand shock and surprise of literally no one:

Tagging new friends gimme a face reveal @onehundredflamingos @goldenbi @xmiuux @214lilacsky @fiendishfyre @lizlemonbennet @impishtubist @brigid-faye @itsaash @dahlliiances

Wait here is the link I'm so silly

[heartofspells]

Tuesday Snippet

Uh...so I've been tagged a lot in like the past month in snippet shares and last line games. Most recently by @tracingpatternswrites, @squintclover, and @theresthesnitch, so thank you all so much for that! Mostly what I've been working on lately has been super secret stuff, so I've not really had anything to share, but here's a snippet from my recipe rec fic that I'll finish eventually (though maybe not by the deadline oops).

Open tag for literally anyone who wants to share something, but a soft little tap to @brandileigh2003 @in-flvx @mycupofrum & @lizlemonbennet

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"Right. Right, right," says James quickly with a small jump. "So I thought that not only would this make her feel better, but maybe I could, you know…show her up a bit."

"A truly selfless act, then," gives Remus lightly. "In true James Potter fashion."

"Hush up," scolds James, taking on a pout. "It's not selfishness. It's the point of it, Lupin." Remus hums as James glares at what he can see of him through the glass of the mirror.

"I still don't understand why you need my help," interjects Sirius before James can dither on about Remus' attitude any longer. "I'm shit at baking. I set our oven on fire just the other day."

"He did. It was foul," agrees Remus, head slumped backwards over the sofa, staring at the ceiling, likely lamenting his choice of partner and friends. "Smelled a bit like burnt cheese. I'm still not sure how he managed it with currants."

"I'm aware, but you know how to use all the Muggle stuff," invades James, ignoring Remus' comments. "It was like climbing a mountain for you, mastering them."

"And master them I did," says Sirius proudly.

"Did you, though?" questions Remus with heavy suspicion. "Cheese and currants in our once pristine oven, that's all I'm saying."

Sirius shushes him, finger tacking to Remus' lips.

[aeligsido]

List 5 things that make you happy, then send this to the askbox of the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers! <3

Uuuuuh!!!

- I feel pretty today!! love my skirt ✨

- I have FRESH BAGUETTE 🥖 nomnomnom

- once again tea makes me happy (this one is black tea flavored forest fruits (?) and hibiscus!)

- uuuuuh rereading a fic I like very much (this one by @lizlemonbennet)

- I got back to watching a show I really really love!! (Murdoch Mysteries)

💕

[impishtubist]

Okay idk what you think of modern au but consider:

Sirius is a big shot actor. He's cast in a movie, and they just fast an unknown, just-started-out kid to play his kid onscreen — Kid is, say, twelve. It's all going great, the kid is doing a wonderful job, they're having a great relationship on and off screen, really nothing amiss. Sirius does wonder how he manages to somehow always miss the kid's father every time he's around — he has met the grandparents and the family friend who's always around with the kid but not the dad, wtf. Also, everyone comments on how well Sirius and the kid work together and look, they even have the same expressions and gestures, isn't it fun? But Kid did say they learned to act by watching Sirius' movies, so it's probably just a coincidence. Even if there's something weirdly familiar about the kid, Sirius has met so many people, it's probably just that, you know?

Enter the end-of-shooting party, where Sirius finally meets the kid's dad. And promptly recognises Remus, who used to be a waiter in big celebrity parties years ago, and whom Sirius hooked up a few times... Say, twelve years ago.

(Remus has been panicking for years about big-shot-actor-with-lot-of-money taking his baby away from him, and it has NOT gotten any better when he learned who his kid's co-star is. His brain has a constant background noise of "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck".)

(Kid has literally 0 idea of what's going on, they're just happy to be here.)

(I do imagine Kid is a girl bc #girldads)

(Also I give them two months of co-parenting before Sirius puts another baby in Remus.)

!!!!!

I am not usually one for modern AUs but I love this idea, yes!!! And now I need fic of it! I love hot shot actor Sirius being good with kids, being good with this kid in particular, and then meeting Remus again and remembering the timing of their hookup and how Remus just ghosted him......it's DELICIOUS. And yes they are girl dads!!! And Sirius makes it 2 months before putting another baby in Remus!!!

Where is @lizlemonbennet she needs to see this

[brandileigh2003]

Out of context line

Ty @lavenderhaze and @roblogging

Dorcas gave a sharp inhale of surprise and with it, she smelled Marlene. It was a delicate fruity scent and Dorcas would be fine to bathe in it so that she could keep it in her memory. They danced alone, and then with the line whenever it started. She caught a glimpse of Remus and Sirius in the corner, Remus’ crutches against the wall, leaning heavily on Sirius and them simply swaying back and forth and looking so, so happy. Their smiles made her roll her eyes until she realized that she saw the same look on Marlene’s face, and she had to admit that she probably wore one similar on her own face.

Feel free to play! Give us a random line from wip

@lucigoo @littleoldrachel @abz-coralsunset @lizlemonbennet

Anyone else who wants to play, tag me and I'll read yours ❤️

[wolfstargazer]

Chime - a wolfstargazer microfic - word count: 303

When they were younger, time had meant freedom; a far off notion, shimmering with possibilities and the potential of things to come.

Then time became a fixed date on the calendar - 31st October 1981 - a way to measure all that had come before, and everything that fell apart.

Time was then twelve years, the days and months running together, marked only by the absence of anything worth marking; a hollowness that stole his youth before he realised what had happened.

And then time was, finally, never enough; when they had found each other and every moment had slipped through their fingers, precious and fleeting, wishing that time was forever...

...until Sirius had fallen through the veil and time stood still.

Remus stood before the clock that they had fixed in Grimmauld Place, that he had let run down and hadn't wound since the moment it had happened. He closed his eyes, struggled to recall its chime, and imagined a familiar voice in his ear whisper, "You should wind it, you know?"

Remus leant into the fantasy, conjuring Sirius' arms around his waist, the scratch of stubble against his ear.

Remus gave a shuddering sigh. "I can't," he said.

"But it took so long to fix it."

"I know."

A pause and the words he then imagined hit him hard, snatching his breath as he heard Sirius say, "It won't hurt like this forever." And then, "You will forget -"

"Never."

"Maybe," he imagined Sirius saying, that infuriating smile playing about his lips, before he said, finally, "But it will get easier to remember."

Remus opened his eyes and turned, lost to the hope he always felt when he conjured him so clearly. But there was nothing. There was no one. Everything was dark. The silence of Grimmauld Place was absolute. He wouldn't wind the clock.

Prompt by @lizlemonbennet

[littleoldrachel]

tysm to my fave @brandileigh2003 for the tag!! you're wonderful!! 💚💚

rules: answer & tag ppl u want to connect w and get to know better

fav color: forest green

last song: farewell wanderlust by the amazing devil

last film: how to train your dragon 2

currently reading: rubyfruit jungle by rita mae brown, in the centre of a circle by moonheavens and Crazy Ex-Boyfriend by AmethystHeart2421

currently watching: just finished season 2 of heartbreak high!

currently craving: a nap

coffee or tea: always tea

tagging: @katblu42 @maybebabyplease and @lizlemonbennet if you haven't already done it! 💚

[impishtubist]

seed moon informal pregnancy fest

I have been causing chaos on Discord with @mkaugust and @remuspotterblack for days since seeing this post and now I'm gonna do something about it.

The "seed moon" full moon is April 23rd. Let's knock up Remus. @lizlemonbennet @mellupin I've seen you posting about knocking up Remus in recent days. Anyone else?

Obviously we should knock up Remus outside of April 23rd, but @elder-millennial-trash bullied me so now I am making it an informal thing.

[impishtubist]

Do you say "bi people exist, but remus isn't one of them" only because you hate remadora or do you really think he wouldn't fit with any female character at all? And if, why is that?

So @lizlemonbennet had a really good explanation of this that I need her to dig up for you (a quick search of her blog didn't turn up what I wanted), but essentially if you were someone reading the books in the '90s/'00s as they were coming out, Remus was heavily coded as a gay man. And then to have HBP/DH give us whiplash where he all of a sudden was heterosexual (because we know that JKR doesn't know bi people exist and never intended for anyone to read him as anyone but heterosexual, lol joke's on her)....nah. Sorry, JKR. I'm not buying your sudden bullshit that he's interested in women.

However, sometimes I'll post about him and an older woman for the bit, like Madam Rosmerta being the one to take his virginity or Poppy giving him a handjob after a full moon while his hands are all bandaged, lol. The more taboo, the better! Besides, he might have experimented a bit before realizing his sexuality.

But yes I loathe particular ship so much it literally makes me see red, haha. I can't say that about too many ships, tbh! It's quite an accomplishment JKR pulled off.

[thesunwhisperer]

thank you for tagging me @dakogutin :)

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last film: badhaai ho

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currently craving: sushi or vietnamese pho

coffee or tea: coffee <3 <3 <3

tagging: @eminentsleet388 @lynxindisguise @lizlemonbennet @the-lark-ascending69 @moonytoastxx and anyone else who wants to do it

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