#lmk syntax x reader

[fanged-fanfics]

Hellooooo it’s me if it’s not too much can you do a x GN!Reader between Redson and Syntax (being rivals) or if you can’t do that would you be able to do it with Peng and Macaque (also rivals)

❤️🔥 Nerds at War — Red Son and Syntax x GN Reader HCs 💻💚

Genres: Fluff, Comedy || they/them pronouns for reader, he/they/she pronouns for Red Son || No warnings needed

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- Getting the attention of one snarky mech nerd was one thing, but catching the eye of two? That tended to be a bit of a whirlwind

- Both like to brag, so they both try to catch your attention with big displays of their accomplishments and showing off their inventions to you

- Syntax tries to be all suave and charming and Red Son will light the end of his long coat on fire to get him to run off so she can slide over and talk to you instead

- They're not good at hiding the rivalry, like at all. They argue in front of you all the time and are constantly very obviously one-upping the other to try and win your attention

- They often get into insult matches with one another

"Spoiled calf"

"Funny coming from the sewer dweller"

"HEY-"

- Both wanna spoil you in their own way, but their methods are pretty unconventional. Red Son keeps offering to take out enemies and burn stuff for you, while Syntax acts like his method of attempting to impress you with a bug designed to turn people into servant zombies is any better

- Red Son of course makes a point to brag about being royalty, while Syntax makes sure to mention that he's working for royalty. Both want you to experience a life of opulent luxury by their sides, but are also constantly putting down the other's kingdoms

- Syntax absolutely has tripped Red Son using his metal spider legs several times and pushes them out of the way using them whenever he wants to slide over to you

- Red Son loves to keep you warm using his natural body heat, while Syntax offers you his large jacket. They have gotten into fights before about which is better while you were just standing there chilly

- The second you even begin to seem upset at the bickering they drop it to swarm you with affection at the same time, the two demons finally putting their egos aside for another for once

- It really just boils down to they both want nothing but the best for you, and they both see themselves as the absolute best

- Syntax has hacked Red Son's electronics before out of spite. Red Son has lit fire to Syntax's gadgets in return

- Syntax gets infinitely annoyed when he tries to plan a whole scheduled day for you two only for Red Son to somehow always show up

- Both of them will absolutely beat up someone for you no questions asked, you just gotta make sure they don't automatically use that on each other

- Despite being equally snarky and witty, you're their shared soft spot. If you request peace, they'll both immediately do whatever it takes to keep you happy. They're just dorks in love at the end of the day, with really intense egos on top of that

[beauleifu]

So you've written a one-shot of flirty!reader X Syntax, but what about a reverse? Syntax is very flirty and makes semi-suggestive remarks. Meanwhile, the reader is bright red the whole time and has no idea how to respond to all this intimate attention. Maybe Syntax pins the reader to the wall, presses his body close, tickling their neck with his hot breath.

so its taken me literally forever to get back to this request and im SO sorry but! if you still check out my blog you'll find it here :3

Probably shorter than my normal oneshots but its midnight and i finished all my duties for the night~

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FLIRTY!SYNTAX X READER

Lego Monkie Kid

Context: Boredom should be a crime at this point. Huntsman is out on a mission, and you'd set a table for two to welcome Syntax's return from his own personal errand. Despite your anticipation for another innocent night of soft glances and sweet nothings, your idiot has something else in mind~

TW: Suggestive, plenty of flirting/fluff

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It honestly looks perfect.

You take a step back to admire the setup; a cheesy yet simple table set for two, with an elegant tablecloth and a few candles oozing molten wax. Anyone would appreciate the effort - you'd even taken the time to fold the napkins elegantly enough to elevate the look of your tablescape.

Perhaps it's a testament to how much you'd missed your idiot. Sure, Syntax's absence had only spanned 10 hours (yes you were counting), but you were clingy like that.

No, too clingy was impossible. Syntax is just as affection starved as you are.

Sighing in reverie, you settle on one of the chairs, chin resting on your palm. Absent fingers drummed on your cheek, and you let yourself daydream for a minute. The spider gang really had to decide that today, of all days, was the prime time to complete some missions they'd been avoiding. Huntsman finally went out to trade with a partnering demon; he'd been talking about it all week, leading you to chaste him for procrastinating. Or perhaps it was merely a cover story and he's currently visiting Sandy at the moment.

The Spider Queen, Zhizhu, and Goliath, had both taken their respective adventures on opposite sides of Megapolis. You knew better than to pry in the Queen's affairs, but Goliath had decided to restock on supplies like food and toiletries.

Simple things. You appreciate him for that dearly.

Yes, it's your money he's spending, but it's time out of your day that he relieved you of, so perhaps the financial aspect of it doesn't matter.

Ah, and that brings you to your dearly beloved scientist.

Syntax didn't want to go, let's get that out of the way. But Zhizhu convinced the spider demon to pay his old lab a visit in order to collect some old blueprints and research documents to further aid in his current projects. Those of which are too important to divulge with you, yet it's nothing personal.

He said he'd be back soon.

Instinctively, you glance towards the clock, the dull ticking a constant background noise in the apartment. It's soothing- a sound you know you'd miss if you had to move out.

6:45p.m..

You're about to let out possibly the deepest, most disappointment sigh known to man, when the jingle of keys fills the air. Perking up like a dog who'd scented nearby prey, you glance towards the apartment door, watching as it swings open to reveal a slumped character dressed in a familiar black lab coat over a dark turtleneck.

Gods, if you had a tail, it would be wagging.

"Syntax!" You gasp, sliding off the chair to approach him. The scientist's head tilts up, sharp eyes scanning the vicinity before landing on your figure. The way he softens and relaxes at the sight of you is something you'll forever cherish.

"Evening, darling." The gentle murmur washes over you, causing butterflies to swell in your belly. He accepts your hug, raising an arm to wrap around your shoulders, pulling you in as you fall into his side hug. "Missed me, I gather?" Syntax hums, eyes twinkling with amusement and fondness. He looks tired, if the shadows under his eyes have anything to say about it, but otherwise all right. It's a sight you never, ever want to become unfamiliar. Fuck, it's almost shameful how addicting his presence has become.

Huffing, you nuzzle his chest, content to burrow further into the warmth of his embrace, breathing in the ashen, vanilla scent that clings to his clothes, and a smell that's all uniquely his own.

"Yeah. Everyone was out today which gave me nobody to pester and nothing to do."

"Oh, how dulce. Aren't you a little ray of sunshine."

"A lonely ray of sunshine," you huff.

Syntax catches the whine in your tone, but doesn't comment on it. Rather, he closes the door behind him with a soft click! and turns his attention to you. The faint, dull thump of his bag being set down on the couch reaches your ears before both his arms encase your smaller frame. As he rests his chin atop your head, an uncontrollable smile filters the weariness out of your expression.

"Long day?"

The scientist merely hums, a soft rumble that vibrates in his chest. Lazy hands trace mindless patterns on your back, following the curve of your spine and giving you shivers. Oh, that's not fair. "Very long. Had an encounter with an old lab partner."

"Oh?" You cock an eyebrow, tilting your head to free your face. Soft eyes explore his visage of tired affection, the way those luminous, acid green eyes roam your features. It's tempting. "Do tell~"

Syntax quirks a brow. His grip tightens around you momentarily, his voice dipping a few octaves. "They were an ex, mind you."

Well. He could've told you that up front.

Head tilting, you knit your brows together and frown, deciding to play along. "Okay, don't tell."

"What if I want to? They were such a charmer, I distinctly remember the look in their eyes upon glimpsing the hickey you left on my neck," Syntax continues despite your words. Suddenly, his grip on you becomes too tight to wriggle out of. Gods, he knows you too well, knows that this is the exact moment you'd try to disentangle yourself from him, but not this time. With a soft chuckle, Syntax lets his head fall forward, dipping into the curve of your neck. "Their jealousy almost rivals yours at best, my love."

You manage a soft squeak, eyes flicking wide, body instinctively trying to slip away but to no avail. His hot breath on your neck sends shivers up your spine, yet your head tilts to the side despite your best efforts to hold firm.

"Oh?" You whisper, fingertips beginning to tremble, and you grip his shirt tightly. "Mocking me, are you?"

"Would you rather I praise you?"

A gentle kiss is pressed to your neck. The feeling makes your heart leap right out of your chest, the warmth of his lips churning up a rapid rubatosis within your mind.

You can hear your own heart pounding; surely Syntax can by now, too.

At your lack of response, Syntax lets out a dark, thoughtful hum. Slowly, he guides you backwards, hands sliding down your spine to settle firmly on your hips. When the hard surface of the counter presses against your back, reality comes crashing down on you and your thoughts return. Messy and scrambled, heated and intense.

He'd gotten to you.

"I'd rather you shut up-" You manage briefly, attempting to push him away. Yet all you manage to do is press a hand to his chest, and that inclines Syntax to raise an eyebrow.

It seems he's contemplating on having mercy. His thumbs absently stroke your hips, lidded eyes scanning your expression. A frisson of heat hits you hard and fast at the intimate behavior. In the end, though, the smirk on his face is answer enough, and he leans down so he's eye level with you.

Gods, he's insufferable. "I could shut you up with a kiss?" Syntax offers.

At this point, you can't make eye contact. "Syntax-"

"Shh." Syntax gently presses his forehead to yours, eyes never leaving your face. It's quiet. Until he rumbles, "You're so lovely, darling. Just let me look at you."

At that, the breath just leaves you. (Y/N) is gone, the lights have turned off in your mind. He'd struck you dumb with words alone. Clearly he's acknowledged your attempt at an intimate dinner, but the look in his eyes tells you he has other plans. A soft smile dawns on his lips, ones that you ache to kiss, to run your thumb over. But he's being so affectionate and flirty that your mind is short circuiting.

Syntax is taking his damn time. Acid green eyes scanning your face, full of nothing but adoration and love for you. And yet, at the same time it feels like he's teasing you with the silent intimacy. As if he knows how much this is affecting you.

Yeah. The soft smirk plastered on his face let's you know he's absolutely relishing in your awkwardness.

"You're not breathing."

The comment is airy, casual. His eyebrows lift.

You grimace, expelling a sharp breath through your nose, refusing to back down now and avert eyes. Syntax catches this, and gladly accepts the challenge.

He hums, lifting a hand to trace the shape of your jawline, tilting your chin up. "There we go. So quiet, little bird. Won't you sing?" The scientist leans down, ghosting a kiss against the corner of your lips, letting it linger. You can feel him smile against your cheek, relishing in the way your breath hitches. You push, and he only pulls you closer.

"I made- um. I made dinner," you whisper, a weak attempt to change the topic.

It's almost a defense mechanism when you can't handle intimacy.

When you can't handle receiving affection.

Syntax pauses, eyes sliding to the table, and he nods briefly. "I noticed," he mutters, his tone still deep. Almost hungry- but not for food. His hands slide lower, hooking under your thighs, and in a swift moment he lifts you up to sit on the counter.

"Wha- Syntax!" You yelp, instinctively wrapping your arms around his neck. He chuckles, loving how sensitive you are.

"Yes~?"

He's teasing.

Again.

Your brow furrows as Syntax nuzzles into the crook of your neck once more, littering the soft skin with little kisses and nips. He's being so gentle with it, too, in a way that makes it impossible to reprimand him. Your lips part to deliver a sharp retort, but suddenly he murmurs against your neck, sweet nothings that melt you to your very core.

"Missed you so much." A kiss is pressed to your jawline. "Can you imagine? Putting up with a past lover, wishing I had you in my arms..."

Syntax's hands tighten around your hips reflexively.

You gasp softly, eyes fluttering shut due to sheer overstimulation. Gods, your face is so red it burns. Words are useless; if you tried to speak you'd only embarrass yourself. Only his name is coherent on your tongue.

"Syntax . . ."

He purrs against your neck, pressing butterfly kisses all the way up to your lips. Pulling away, Syntax smirks. "Yes?"

You stare at him, cheeks burning impossibly red. "Nothing."

Those acid green eyes narrow to slits.

No, he missed you today. He wants your vulnerability, your softness. Your sloppy attempts at intimacy while he smothers you with affection he knows you struggle with handling. But he'll learn you out of your inexperience, Syntax is stubborn like that.

"Mm. Tell me more," the scientist chides, coaxing another soft gasp from your lips as his hands slide up to your waist. He loves having you up on the counter. You're more accessible that way.

"Or would you rather I shut you up with that kiss," he adds, smirking.

He's giving you a way out.

Swallowing, you nod desperately, leaning forward to capture his lips in a kiss- before Syntax leans back. Dark eyebrows shoot up, and he feigns disappointment.

"I believe my little songbird forgot how to ask nicely," he murmurs, waiting patiently.

Your eyes widen further, cheeks darkening to a rosy hue.

Oh, fuck him.

Absolutely fuck him.

He's not playing fair and he knows it.

"Syntax, please," you whisper, needing this. Needing a break from his teasing and tormenting, craving his touch more than anything. Being vulnerable can come after, surely. "Please just kiss me."

The spider demon waits for you to say the magic words, his expression softening. That signature smile tilts his lips upwards, and Syntax lets out a devious chuckle. Surely he won't make you suffer any longer, would he? He's merciful.

Indeed he is. Your breath is stolen as Syntax leans down, capturing your lips in a gentle, yet passionate kiss. Arms slide around your waist, holding you firmly against his larger frame as he tilts his head, chasing your lips, the gentle heat twisting your gut into a molten pit of pleasure. In that moment, you allow your eyes to close, a shaky sigh slipping out between kisses as you lose yourself in that moment. Dinner is utterly forgotten, yet part of you doesn't even care.

He's so nice, so warm, so perfect. The way he hums darkly against your lips sends sparks through your body like nothing else.

You could kiss this man forever. Your man.

Your idiot.

[the-smut-mongerer]

Hello! I’ve noticed one of your LMK posts of a scenario of cuddling with characters which I found very adorable! I enjoy your writing style and find it interesting! Otherwise, if it’s alright. May I request a angst to fluff scenario of an argument with the following LMK characters: Not-Mayor, Red-Son and Syntax?

a/n: found this ask while digging thru my drafts, hope my characterization is okay! I haven't watched the show in a while.

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tags: ansgt to fluff. arguments, gn reader

mayor doesn't like arguing, and when you're upset because of him, which makes him sad. granted, if it's a situation where he knows he's right, he won't back down, but other than that, he'd tried to rectify the situation. he'd wait until he thinks you're calm enough to talk to you. once that parts over, he'll make you one of your favorite meals that he memorized by heart. following that could be movies, going on a walk or simply cuddling. anything to make you feel better.

red son is a very short tempered person. It is easy for him to get upset, and while he usually doesn't get upset at you, it can still happen every once in a while. Sometimes, he blows up on you for something out of your control or something that was an accident. It's not until he cools off that he realizes his mistake. he tries to make up for it the best way he can, with gifts. handmade by yours truly. he'd also let you spar with him so you can unleash any anger you have out.

syntax doesn't get angry often, snippy? sure every but never angry. he gets angry whenever his projects don't turn out the way it should, and understandably makes him frustrated. Sometimes, his anger gets directed at you, and then argument ensues. afterward, he avoids you, needing space to clear his head and calm down. when he's ready, he'll come to you, a small toy he made for you in hand that he gives you during his apology. he then spend the rest of the day with you, watching your favorite shows even if he doesn't like them.

[yanderelmk]

Syntax x OSDD/DID Reader(s) Headcanons

A/N: Greetings chat! Honestly I wanted to give some food back to this place, I love and miss y'all and I've deeefinitely grown a lot in my takes. I'll be using a new tagging format too!

Tags: Romance, Headcanons, Fluff, OSDD Reader(s), DID Reader(s)

It was a bit confusing trying to talk to you and then all of a sudden you were going by a different name, maybe even a different GENDER, and were talking as if you barely knew him

It turned out you were understandably extremely anxious about revealing your status as a System to him

Though he wasn't overly familiar with OSDD/DID, he went looking for the few available resources that weren't littered with bias or ableist language (no small feat)

After this he decided it would be best to treat each alter like a new person, first asking if they recognized him before introducing himself and explaining his role in the life of the alter(s) he knows

Of course this doesn't diminish his feelings for you in the slightest

If anything he now sees that he must win the affections of every alter (except if they're age regressors/littles/kids of course)

While definitely not the best with kids, Syntax did decide that he could suck it up for your sakes. Through trial and error and lots of questions, he figured out how to act as a proper caretaker for the little alter(s). Though intimidation is his domain, with you all he can't bring himself to be as stern

This has the effect of anyone who scares the System or upsets them being faced with an extra dose of his wrath

Of course he'd never let you see what he does to the offenders, he doesn't want to upset you so badly you form another alter

He never fancied himself a man of romance, but he does occasionally wonder for those alters who are of age if he ought to buy a ring each of them would like or if he should only get one

[nilolol30]

Wassup!

Can I have some syntax x gn reader romance hcs?

Thank you if you do my request :D

Wasssup! sorry if it's short and if there's any misspelling ^^

Syntax romance hcs

He definitely loves talking about his latest ideas or inventions loves having you near him or sitting on his lap as he talks about it.

Don't ever say your going to a store to get something fixed this dude will show up at your house to fix it because "Those fools lack skills and would only make it worse while overcharging you" will definitely add upgrades too.

He gets very worried about your safety and offers to go with you whenever you go out he tries to not be too overbearing so if you want space he will listen [may ask if it's okay to track your phone]

Not that much of a jealous person unless either someone is actually flirting with you or it's Huntsman will definitely but into the conversation and talk over them boasting about his latest accomplishment.

He would swoon if you help remind him to drink and eat he gets too deep into thought while working on projects so if you just slide a cup of water to him while giving him a small kiss on the side of his head you have him kicking his feet giggling completely flustered.

He returns the favor a lot too making sure you maintain your health too may any celestial being save you if he finds out you've skipped eating oh and if you haven't been drinking water only energy drinks a juice yeah he's gonna sit you at the table with a bottle of water and not let you leave until you finished it.

You have a special interest? He wants you hear you rant about it loves listening to you talking about any topic and will try and gift you things that's about the interest and you want to rant about your day? Come sit because he will listen intently someone pissed you off today? He's insulting there family name.

Before turning into a spider demon I think he used to have a really bad immune system so he got sick a lot so whenever you're sick he definitely knows what to do while cheering you up and since he's not human anymore he wouldn't get sick so he's by your side instantly.

[a-dance-for-two]

Syntax with a s/o who compliments him

He already knows he’s the best

And the smartest, and the handsomest

But when you say it, it feels… different

Like it’s actually true

Plus, he likes hearing it in your voice

Whenever you randomly say that you think he’s pretty, or a genius, he can’t help but blush

He’ll deny it just so you say it more

As egotistical as he is, he tends to overthink from time to time

Every time you mention how, well, you think he’s wonderful!, it helps him perk up

Even if he feels better, he’ll act like he doesn’t

Staring at you with puppy-dog eyes and a frown, because he knows it means you’ll comfort him

Other than Spider Queen, you’re the only person who can be in his lab whenever you want

In fact, he prefers when you’re there

Even when you’re just existing near him, he feels a bit better

He likes knowing that you really care

When you’re alone, he likes to cuddle you with all six of his arms and ask for compliments

No matter how small the praise, he’ll look up at you with a wide grin

He smothers you in kisses before asking you to say it again

[screechingkroh]

The Seer

Has a general outfit design! This,,, is for lore purposes bc LBD's plan finally goes right 💀 huzzah for her, ig. I wanted to go fancy w it but then I decided to keep it simple for the sake of my own sanity. Pls, I am a silly little guy. I'm drawing this fucker, I need my neurons to stay in place pls.

The Seer is stuck w her ass for a while. Because we literally never see her shit (where she lives, the dynamic the Spider Queen and her goons have, that kind of shit), I get to be silly w it.

Also here's more Seer stuff bc I'm trying to figure out how I want their personality to be LMAO

[yanderes-galore]

Can I ask for a Syntax(lmk) alphabet plz ^^

Sure! I've been writing him quite a bit lately. Hope you enjoy this :)

Yandere Alphabet - Syntax

Pairing: Romantic

Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Obsession, Manipulation, Stalking, Possessive behavior, Sadism, Kidnapping, Violence, Blood, Spying, Forced affection, Murder, Experimentation, Forced relationship.

Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

I feel Syntax struggles on how to show it. Even before his mutation he was antisocial. He probably always had a fascination with you... yet only ever liked observing you like you're an experiment.

If/When he ever got the chance to show his love, he'd come off... creepy? He's oddly touchy and crude. He's not soft with his affection... He's sadistic and possessive.

His grip is harsh, he doesn't mind binding you if it means he can make you love him. His kisses and hugs are always a surprise. He's a nasty man who simply... doesn't know how to court properly for the life of him.

I'd say he comes off as intense, willing to use threats to get his way, even if he's weak without his technology.

Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

Using his technology, he can get pretty messy. I can see him stalking someone you've been dating with the intention of getting rid of them. He's a Spider Demon now... Getting rid of one human should be easy.

I can see him using his robotic legs to pierce through someone, glaring down at them as their blood splatters onto the metal and his suit. Normally he doesn't go into battle with foes... but if they're weak prey...

He'll get rid of them and clean himself off before seeing you if he has to.

Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

Syntax is definitely sadistic and teasing once he has you in his grasp. He may mock you, but his voice is oddly affectionate while he does it?

Syntax likes to toy with you, especially if you're defiant. He's affectionate, always using webs to keep your hands and legs bound. He kisses you, holds you close... It's all a twisted fantasy to him.

You'd be kept deep in the lab Spider Queen gave him. It's nearly impossible to leave, too, since there's so many cameras. Syntax does indeed promise hospitality.

But you aren't going to enjoy it.

Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

Yes. Syntax can be very demanding affection wise and it would not surprise me if he decided to experiment on his obsession to satiate his sadistic curiosity.

Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

I wouldn't really say Syntax is vulnerable. He seems too proud to show any vulnerability. He's obsessed with you, but it's hard to say if he's all that vulnerable.

The one time I can see him being vulnerable is if you somehow manage to corner him, to make him feel helpless...

At first he hates the feeling, not wanting to seem weak like a pathetic human. He's had that life. But now... if you ever manage to corner him...

It would oddly give him a high once he's used to it.

Other than that scenario, he tries not to be vulnerable.

Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

It depends on how strong you are. If you're weaker than him, which is the more common outcome, he finds it amusing if not irritating.

He can easily catch you... why do you bother running!?

Yet if you somehow outsmart him or are stronger than him, he panics at first. Although, part of him probably likes to be cornered. He's a strange man... or demon, technically.

Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

No, it's not a game. Syntax is a perfectionist. Most of the time he hates things not going to plan. This includes escape attempts... which he finds stressful.

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

The human experimentation that Syntax ends up doing to you. He views his obsession like an experiment... which ends up being why he's obsessed over them.

He wants to know what makes you tick. He no doubt also wants to make you a Spider Demon like him. He's a sadistic person... one who finds even your pain cute.

Mostly because only he gets to see such reactions.

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

He often thinks about it. He's loved you since he was human. Yet now that he's a Spider Demon...

He no doubt wants to convert you, make you his, and keep you all to himself as you both serve the Spider Queen.

Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

I'd say he does, yeah. Syntax also seems like he'd lash out more than cope. He tries to keep his cool, but I feel his temper is rather fragile at times.

If he saw you close to someone, let alone dating them, he'd probably snap and plan some elaborate plan to remove them.

Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

Manipulative, Sadistic, Possessive, Erratic, Teasing, Affectionate, Delusional, and quick to anger.

Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

Well, Syntax no doubt first met you when he was human. You two probably worked together for something and he developed a fascination over you. His obsession originally starts as watching you, taking pictures, stealing small trinkets....

Then, when he works for Spider Queen, he continues to observe you. Once turned into a Spider Demon, he gets better access to technology.

He stalks you with mini spider robots and has many folders on his desktop. He collects pictures and recordings to play back whenever he wishes....

Syntax then starts planning on how to make you his properly. He's waited long enough, hasn't he? He meticulously checks over his plan... looking for weaknesses...

Then acts on it.

There isn't really any courting. More like... planning while you're unaware. You'll barely even recognize him by the time he gets you.

Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

Not really, no. Although you're the only one he really "loves".

Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

Syntax tends to be more bark than bite. Although, he doesn't mind following through on his threats if it means you'll submit. He could isolate you, maybe mark you up...

Or he could speed up the process of making you a Spider Demon... Then you'll need to stay with him.

Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

Pretty much all of them by the time he has you in his claws. You have little privacy when he's around you. There's cameras everywhere...

Freedom is not within reach with his eyes everywhere.

Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

He's probably the most patient Spider Demon, yet even he can snap if something doesn't go according to plan.

Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

Honestly, you've been his obsession for a long time. If he somehow lost you, he'd be devastated. Although... Since he's essentially a mad scientist...

What's stopping him from finding another way to obsess over you?

Syntax may just obsess over the ideas of bringing you back. Even from the dead.

He's determined and delusional, is this really all that surprising?

Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

No and no he would not.

He's worked hard to bring you to him... Why would he ever let you go?

Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

Unsure. It could be a warped version of curiosity? I highly doubt this man can understand romantic crushes at times... which makes him fixate on them.

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

He usually leaves you alone. He isn't used to comfort. Yet if it goes on for days... Syntax may just force you to pay attention to him.

Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

Forgot to mention this in Spider Queen's Alphabet months ago... but he and her would make you a Spider Demon so you can't reintegrate with society.

Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

You can try outsmarting him or distracting him by inflating his ego. It isn't guaranteed to work... but with some planning, maybe you have a chance?

Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

Unfortunately, yes. He likes to run experiments.

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

He's willing to make a huge plan to capture you... to the point of even trying to make it perfect. He may not worship you much, though. But... I can see him doing that too.

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

Months to years. He needs things to be perfect when it comes to obtaining you.

Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

Yes, be it unintentionally or intentionally, he most likely will break you.

[lmk-yandere-syntax]

Huntsman found this what should I do?!?!?

SOMEONE:

DENY EVERYTHING AND BLACKMAIL

(is silktea a thing? Aka huntsman x sandy, if so use that as black mail >:D )

HAHA I TOKE THIS PIC OF HIS WHEN HE WAS NOT LOOKING

THE POWER A FUCKING HAVE OVER HIM

and think it is I saw huntsman looking at pictures of sandy and watching him threw the cameras I hacked into so I think huntsman has a BIG crush on sandy

not my art idk who it is

[glitcheslikeslego]

Show Me Your Moves! (Chapter 25)

AO3 STORY

Chapter 25 : Sleep Powder

Sleep Powder is a non-damaging Grass-Type move that has a chance to send the opponent to sleep.

“Maybe it’s good I don’t have a phone…” You mutter to yourself as you look at the crowd of passed out customers, surrounded by spilled drinks. “It’s like the Grimace Shake all over again.”

You cautiously walked over the people, trying not to kick any of them by accident. 

“Sleep Bug! Download from the nap store today!”

“That’s gonna get obnoxious really fast…” You grumble as you finally make it to the other side of the cae to hang up your apron. You put your name tag away in the pocket before leaving the cafe entirely.

You kind of remembered the route from your workplace to MK’s and after taking a few turns in which you hoped was the right direction, you smile upon seeing the outside of Pigsy’s noodles. You also spotted MK outside, and your smile faded to a concerned cringe as you looked at him.

He was wearing a fuzzy green robe and had incredibly messy hair. He was pushing a shopping cart covered in coloured lights, and Pigsy was asleep inside the cart. You could hear him muttering, but couldn’t make out what he was saying. The closer you walked, you could make out him speaking in a tone similar to Pigsy’s before falling to his knees and dramatically sobbing.

“Uhh, MK? Are you good?” You speak up with trepidation, and MK he turned to you, eyes bloodshot and had bags under them that would make Gucci jealous. 

“You’re okay!” Mk exclaimed happily and he hugged you tight, making you grunt in surprise and slight pain.

“MK, too tight!” You said, patting his shoulder.

He stepped back from the hug with a sheepish grin. “Sorry, I’m just so glad that I’m not the only one awake anymore! It’s been so quiet.”

You pat his head as his eye slightly twitches. “That sucks. Listen, everyone’s asleep, the entire city.”

MK gasped. “Wait, really?”

“Sleep Bug! Download it from the nap store today!”

You sighed in agitation. “And I think I have an idea as to why.”

MK blinked, looked down at his own phone, before looking back at you and throwing it to the ground, smashing it to pieces.

You shrieked. “MK! What was that for!?”

“If that’s the case, then I know exactly what we need to do! Let’s go!” MK grabs your wrist, but you make a fist with your hand and bonk him on the head, making him pause.

“Before you go into the ‘hero stuff’, maybe get changed first?”

As MK ran to get dressed upstairs, you successfully stop Pigsy’s cart from rolling off and put it in a safe place, hoping that this would prevent him from getting seriously injured later in this episode.

MK had gotten changed in record speed and hadn’t even bothered with letting you get in a word before he transformed his staff into a super awesome hoverbike and pulled you on before flying off to–.

“To the Cloud!” He cheered as the wind whipped in your ears. 

The flight to the Cloud was quick, and ended with you and MK miraculously landing in front of the doors to the Cloud, completely unharmed from the crash. The bike seemed to also survive for a second before crumbling into many mechanical parts and transforming back into the staff.

Your heart was beating in your chest as you stared up at the imposing door, the paintings of the two guardians felt like they were staring into your soul. This was your first adventure with only MK, something you from Season 1 would have never thought of doing.

“No guards, hmm… something is definitely up.” MK declared as he leaned on the door.

“MK, wait–!” You reached out for him, but you were too late to stop him from falling through the door and into the Cloud. You ran in after him and bent down. “MK, are you alright?”

MK was face first on the floor, groaning. You went to help him up, but he was surprisingly heavy for someone his size. Thankfully, he recovered quickly and helped himself up. 

“This is the worst day of my life…” He groaned, but his disgruntlement was replaced with awe as he looked at the interior of the Cloud. “Woah…”

You stood next to him with a similar look, the Cloud had rows upon rows of books, all filled with knowledge that any person would love to consume. It was much more grand than the show could show.

“Wow…” You whispered as you two began walking down the biggest, middle aisle to find where the bug was.

"Where are you little bug? We're gonna find you!" MK yelled as he ran from one place to the next, leaving a mess behind.

"MK! Wait up!"

He faltered for a second, letting you catch up to him. The bug was on top of a holographic circuit looking thing, looking like it was charging.

"Found you, bug! Thanks for making it easy for me." MK pulled his staff out of his ear. "Time to bring my friends back."

"Well, well, well."

MK's staff flew out of his hands, and you jumped, turning to face the person speaking to you... more like the spider that was speaking to you. You glared at the demon and Mk stayed still, looking at him in surprise. 

"The one and only Monkie Kid." He put the cube he was holding onto into his pocket, and his goggles disappeared. "You two should be asleep."

MK gasped, and his staff fell end first on his head. "Another person! Wait, one of Spider Queen's goons."

"What do you mean we should be asleep?" You ask, deciding to stand in front of MK if he wasn’t going to be doing anything.

"Uh, because of my sleep bug game that sent the entire city to sleep?" The spider scoffed with a raised brow.

"That was on purpose?" Mk responded in shock.

The spider smirked at my response. "Exactly. Now, did I need to put the entire city to sleep just to incapacitate the Guardians here? Perhaps not, but in for a penny in for a pound either way. You don't have the mental dexterity to debug my game. You're just a motherboard with a decent GPU and no Central Processing Unit."

The techy spider boasted, and MK just smiled dumbly. "Uh... GP wha...?"

You just stood there, his techie jargon going in one ear and out the other.

The spider's smirk formed into a frown. "A Graphics Processing Unit, it means you look good and are well animated, but you don't have any brains."

"Look, I don't know what you're talking about, but are we gonna fight or what?" 

"No, I'm a big fan of outsourcing." With an outstretched hand, the spider used a green hologram keypad to control the Cloud, making everything glow red.

You and MK looked around worriedly. "While I'd love to hang around and chat, I have other things to attend to, and you're about to be eviscerated by the ancient Guardians of Knowledge, so I guess we're both pretty busy. Okay bye!"

He disappeared into the shadows above, and MK called out for him. "Get back here!"

The lights then turned on properly, and me and MK both turned to face the Guardians of Knowledge, who were two hulking figures that were several feet taller than both of you.

"Only those marked in the great ledger of knowledge and time shall be deemed worthy to enter this Temple of Wisdom and live." The two guardians spoke at the same time and raised their weapons.

Quickly, MK grabbed you and used his staff to escape, only to be stopped by the blue one, who was simply holding out his hand. He managed to flip out of his grasp and land before the entrance. 

"You are not on the ledger, you are not worthy."

"But can I add my name to the ledger?" MK asked, their weapons stopped just before they hit my attack and MK took that as his cue to continue. "Uh, like, can I sign up, is that a thing?"

"Of course!" The red guardian responded, the two smiling happily at you two. 

"Knowledge is for everyone." The blue one added on. 

Together, the two picked us up and took us to an office with a giant desk with a fancy looking computer. You sat next to him boredly as he filled out his name. He sat filling out his name for five whole minutes before his ID could get printed out.

"That's a real mouthful." The green one said.

"Yeah, no wonder I go by MK, right?" 

The printer took a while, but MK finally got his ID, and you were back on your way to stop the bug.There was a lot of running and being transported through portals, but you eventually made it to the circuit the bug was in.

“Lemme try.” You said, rolling up your sleeves. It took a while, considering that the demon was right and you had no idea how hacking or computers actually work, but after pressing some random buttons, the bug was safely deleted, and you and MK returned to Megapolis.

You and MK arrived at Pigsy’s as fast as possible, seeing Mei and Tang trying to help a confused Pigsy out of the shopping cart.

“You guys are okay!” MK exclaimed, happily hugging them.

“What happened?” Mei asked.

“It was one of Spider Queen’s goons, he sent the entire city to sleep. I don’t know why, but I think Spider Queen is planning something big.” You explain, recalling the cube that Syntax was holding that would be used in the mech making soup thing.

“Strange…” Tang hummed thoughtfully, wondering just what they were planning on doing.

MK shrugged. “That’s a problem for another day, for now, I’m just glad that the Sleep Bug is off the app store for good.”

Everyone nodded in agreement as you thought worriedly about what would come next.

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[ebonystarfall]

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Hi!!! I partnered with a friend of mine to make this blog!(—Owner 1)

I begged for her email and now I’m forced to write this in her basement (—Owner 2)

Questions:

Q: What is this blog about?

— A: This is dedicated to writing LMK (Lego Monkie Kid) content, such as headcanons, oneshots, and character x reader stuff!

Q: Will you write about canon x canon?

— A: No, neither of us plan to write canon x canon…we’re sorry if that’s what you were hoping to look for!

Q: Which characters will you write about?

— A: Red Son, Nezha (Or Ne Zha depending on who you ask), Peng, Azure Lion, Kui Mulang, Ao Lie, Not Mayor, Syntax, maybe Spider Queen, Chang’e, and nobody else. (Update: Xianliu)

Q: What won’t you write?

— A: Smut, heavy gore, nsfw in general, minor x adult and other concerning things like that, yandere, and angst (I know we will write it on our CRK blog but we won’t do it here)

(Edit: we do angst.)

Q: Why won’t you write about Macaque, Wukong, or anyone else?

— A: Owner 1 is petty and doesn’t plan on writing about characters who has an INSANE amount of content (and also doesn’t really care about the others that weren’t mentioned), and Owner 2 only watched the show for their faves. Also because we don’t wanna mischaracterize the ones who are so popular to not look stupid 💜

Edit: we've come back to crk content

[fanged-fanfics]

Hey, You're very cool and you're very cool at writing. Could you please write a gentle moment of comfort or the Syntax and Red Son headcanons on how they deal with reader anxiety?

💚💻 Peace of Mind — Firewall Duo x GN reader HCs🔥❤️

Genre: Fluff/Angst || they/them pronouns for reader || CW for topics of anxiety/mental health

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- Syntax doesn't seem on the surface like he'd be the best at emotional consoling, since 90% of the time he'd acting all smarmy and smug with sharp, condescending grins and wordy insults. But his sudden physical mutation made him feel powerless. It helped him learn what it was like to feel hurt, and more than anything else, scared. Scared for himself, scared of his surroundings, and scared of the future under the Queen. He just hid it well under devotion and techy inventions

- When you came to him and confided in him about your anxiety, he listened pretty intently, genuinely maintaining the information he was given. He reassured you he wouldn't laugh at you, and though he wouldn't elaborate on how he knew what it felt like, he swore to you to never brush it aside

- He'd do his best to remember signs of anxiousness from you, and he'd try to divert you from the subject of your anxiety as much as possible. If that didn't work, or you'd express discomfort with the idea, he'd listen to your needs and do whatever you asked of him

- Any snarky comments from Huntsman— intentionally or not— would immediately get a response from Syntax, and he'd make sure to shut down any teasing or prodding from any members of the Spider Clan

- Syntax's usual method of trying to calm you is reassurances. He'll remind you of your accomplishments, telling you how he'd always admired you and how you were honestly one of the closest companions he's ever had. He never shies away from positive affirmations, and anytime you need reassurance, he's there in an instant

- Red Son might seem a little intimidating to approach with anything emotional seeing as he's usually rather vitriolic with his feelings, but he also has personal experiences with feelings of inferiority or anxiety, chiefly from living under his parent's rule for so long, and the perfectionist tendencies it instilled in him

- Red Son isn't so great at noting subtle signs of anxiousness, but any time you tell him how you're feeling, he listens and asks questions on what you'd want to do to help with it

- He may tend to get a little bit overbearing with his questions and attempts to get responses for you, but he also learns when to dial it back, and that sometimes space is all someone needs, or a shoulder to lean on

- Red Son makes sure no one bothers you when you're in a bad way, acting like a guard dog for you the entire time. He tries his best not to be aggressive so as not to make anything worse, but he diverts MK and Mei's chaotic actions away from you and makes sure you're given everything you need

- Red's preferred method is environmental control. He makes sure you're in a safe and calm space, setting up the area around you with things that he thinks may help you out. He might not be the best with words, but he'll sit beside you and use his warmth if you need to keep you as comfortable as possible, wordlessly offering support in his own ways

[beauleifu]

Syntax: *looking in the mirror* Alright. Today, we're going to get out shit together.

Y/N: *walks in, waving* Sup?

Syntax: Goddamnit.

[maskofthetragedy]

Dressed Up.

//uh very very brief mentions of alcohol//

other than that expect more content soon real not clickbait

more news at 11

Enjoy.

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You grumbled, attempting to tear off the fancy necktie you had bought the other day on the way to the spider’s room. Sure, you had decided to give dating a try, even after the terrible track record that was your love life. But hey, at least this guy seemed different, right?

Oh, how very wrong you were.

This royal jackass had decided to leave you waiting in the dining area of a nice restaurant, prepaid by you of course, so it ended up with you drinking some very ill booze. The alcohol wasn’t refined to your tastes, as most liquor isn’t, but hell… you paid for this and you were damn well gonna enjoy it.

At least, that’s what you kept telling yourself.

After an embarrassingly long time of waiting and being told to leave, your feet seemed to move on their own accord, quickly dragging your slightly dazed mind out of the room. Now, with that whole ordeal out of the way and checking your phone to yell at the dumbfuck who just ruined your day, you had come to the realization that he had ditched you.

Well, shoot dang.

And of course the weather was gloomy on the walk back, but you were grateful that it didn't start to fucking rain on the way home - or well, the shared residence between a Queen and her goons. 

Underground. In a cave system. 

Because that was the agreement.

When you had learned of your colleague getting turned into a literal demon, you were shocked at first, as anyone should be. But, there was the spark of empathy and concern for your friend. If you could call him that, which was still very debatable. The two of you had mutual respect for each other, and at times you two had talked and been vulnerable, that was usually after plenty of sleep deprivation though. Anyway, the point is that you can still go rant to him about your not so good day, and he would probably take your side in this situation. Just hope and pray that he’s not working ‘overtime’, in a cranky mood, or something else entirely.

The makeshift door to his room is closed, as usual, and you knock three times.

“You may enter.” His voice sounds a bit tired, and you reconsider disturbing him with your rather unfortunate experience. But you’ve already knocked and he’ll probably get more pissed if you just leave without saying anything after that.

And so you enter the dimly lit room, making sure to close the door behind you.

“Uh, hey man.” You mumble out, suddenly feeling very self conscious about your fancy as fuck clothes. Because normally, you’d stick to casual attire, but you had wanted to seem better put together for this guy.

The demon raises an eyebrow when he finally turns his swivel chair around, giving you a look of both intrigue and confusion.

“Well, what’s the occasion? Is someone getting married?” He asks, setting down the printed circuit assembly he had been messing with back on his workbench.

“Well, no. I might’ve gone on a date.” 

He chuckles, pointing a pen at you and your shattered dignity. “Dressed like that? Really, I mean you look nice, but isn’t it a bit much?” 

You huff, going to sit down on the floor next to Syntax and continue retailing the events of today. “It was a fancier establishment, mind you. But I was stood up by the dickhead.” 

He just nods, going back to his electronics. The odor of the soldering iron is there, indicating that he had been and was still working. 

“Mm. That’s unfortunate. But continue, if you will? I have a feeling that’s not all.” 

You roll your eyes, mumbling quietly. You’re not upset, but just annoyed that he’s able to read you this easily. Or maybe you’re just an open book, you’ll probably never know unless you ask with him about it. Which is something you’d rather not ask the technician since he one referred to you as a 'bright neon billboard' rather than the usual book in that analogy. “Yeah. I tried messaging or calling, but when I looked on my phone, I couldn’t find his contact info on anything. It’s like he just disappeared.” 

Syntax sighs, glancing over at you sitting on the floor next to him. The sight to him is quite silly, you in such formal wear,  yet still choosing to rest on the ground. “Just don’t let Hunt know or see you like this, he’ll never stop bullying you.” 

You chuckle, but nod anyway, it’s quite true that he wasn’t too fond of you. But then again that spider wasn’t fond of anyone, well, besides the Queen. Then you speak up again, replying to his words with something other than a movement. “Yeah, yeah you’re right. But c’mon, that man bullies everyone. He’s a straight up menace.”

The demon laughs, though it’s more like those airy ones where you just exhale quickly, yet everyone calls it a laugh. He doesn’t turn the chair again though, just focusing on connecting wires and doing what he does best.

Computer hardware.

“True, but you do look nice. I’ve never seen you so dressed up before, and the man that stood you up must either not have good taste, or he’s just plain… idiotic.” Syntax muters out, turning off the soldering iron, seemingly finished with whatever he was doing.

You’re slightly surprised at his words, but you still smile at the… compliment? You’re assuming that was a compliment. Eh, it doesn’t matter, he’s being nice. “Yeah, I guess so.” You’re unsure of how to respond, but you say something anyway.

“You finished?” A small question is asked, your curiosity not being able to contain itself.

“Hm? Oh, yes. I’ve completed the work load for today,” Syntax replies to your inquiry.

You nod and give the technician a thumbs up, looking at him from the floor even though he’s not facing you. There’s a small pause, where you’re a bit unsure of how to further continue the conversation. So instead, you look around his quarters. For the first time noticing a small radio sitting in the corner, it plays some quiet music from a station.

You can’t really pick up on the beat, or the lyrics for that matter, but Syntax seems to enjoy it either way. Then, you just start to wonder what exactly this technician meant by his previous words. And soon enough, you’ve already come up with a mental theory board filled with red string and notes.

“Are you going to continue to daydream, or are you going to accompany me for coffee?”

You snap out of those thoughts, noticing that he’s standing now, his eyebrow raised while he was watching you mumble and staring at the radio for… only the gods know how long.

“Oh, yeah. Okay, okay, I’m getting up-” However a quick glance at your techy watch, courtesy of Syntax, would tell you that it’s already really late. Like, nearing ten PM late. 

“It’s dark out,” Your voice speaks, a hint of confusion growing there too.

“Yes, and? You expect me to go out in broad daylight?” He mutters, revealing to you that he doesn’t mean a trip to the group’s kitchen area. 

He means going outside.

And then, you remember how you look. The fancy clothing that currently adorns you, you think its amusing now, but some small part of you is still concerned about the thoughts of others. The spider seems to read your expression too well, so a plan comes to form in his mind.

“Well, if you’re nervous about something so… insignificant. Then, I guess I have no choice but to assist you.”

You’re immediately lost as to what this means. Syntax just ends up walking a few steps closer to you, looking you dead in the eyes, and in the most monotone and bemused filled voice goes:

“You look decent, and anyone who says otherwise is delusional, now stop fretting. But if you don’t… I will be needing your credit card without your supervision. My caffeine is very necessary, and I won’t hesitate to spend your savings for such a purpose,” He gives you a smirk, seemingly satisfied with how your eyes widen and your words don’t seem to be wording at all.

“Fine, fine. I’ll come with you to fuel your addiction,” You mumble, trying to ignore the slight heat on your face.

“Exellent. Now, should I call Hunt as well? Maybe he’ll have some other words of encouragement about your attire, hm?”

“Oh, fuck off.” 

He laughs, the sound just as cocky as he is. But he does hold the door open for you, allowing you to exit his room. Well, it’s time for some caffeine and spending some of your cash on this dickwad.

[dynamicsimp]

Welcome to my archive!💌

Hello, I'm DynamicSimp or could just call me Puppit. I'm the creator of Cupid's Gun in the LMK Fandom (This is honestly the most chaotic fandom I've been, y'all would not survive any other fandoms especially Undertale.) The series is actually split into like Shot AUs since I will be having characters in the AU for X Readers.

I don't write X Readers sadly but I'll allow y'all to do X Readers, X OC or OC X OC or Canon x OC. Oh, other fandoms are also allowed as well. I'm mainly going for Canon x Canon (Shadowpeach my beloved) My Linktree: https://linktr.ee/DynamicSimp

Allegations solved

•EyeShot AU

•Exposed Doc and More EyeShot AU

Lego Monkie Kid Cupid's Gun AU (EyeShot)

Start here

List of characters that I'll do: (✅ for complete design,❎ for non completed design)

• Macaque ✅

•Wukong ✅

•MK ✅ (His clone variants are allowed❎)

•Red Son ✅

•Mei ✅

•Spindrax ❎

•Spider Queen ❎

•Scorpion Queen ❎

•Syntax ❎

•Mayor ❎

•Azure Lion ❎

•Peng ❎

Characters that will not be in the AU, more so will be coloured as pink: 🩷

•Tang

•Pigsy

•Princess Iron Fan

•Demon Bull King

•Chang'e

•Nuwa

•The Pilgrims

•Sanzang

•Bai He

Characters that can be platonic or romantic: 💞

•Sandy

•Hunstman

•Goliath

•Erlang

•Yellowtusk

Characters that are STRICTLY PLATONIC: ✨

•Nezha. (Please do not attack me for this.)

Still debating: 😔

•Xiang Liu

My Socials

(Still debating whether or not I go on somewhere that's a bit peaceful)

Commissions will be up since I am pretty busy nowadays with University. Uploads will be a lot slower.

If you are uncomfortable, I would advise you to please block.

[a-dance-for-two]

Syntax crush hcs

A crush? On you? You’re being ridiculous

You’re just imagining things!

Like the way his face definitely ‘doesn’t’ briefly light up when he sees you

Or how he ‘never’ fixes his hair and suit when he hears you coming

Yeah, he hates you… but keep your enemies close, right?

That’s the only reason he lets you stick around

And why he gives you little gifts and tells everyone else to pay attention when you talk

And why he blushes whenever you pay attention to him

Maybe he doesn’t hate you after all…

But he doesn’t like you, keep that in mind

As you hang out with him more, Syntax slowly stops acting so annoyed at your existence

He’ll start inviting you to talk to him, or talk to you without necessarily needing to

Just so he can talk to you

It may take a while, but eventually he’ll come to terms with the fact that he really does like you

And he likes you a lot