#logan and nora

[honeybeehimbowrites]

@ericmatthvws | continued from here

logan couldn't help but chuckle at her aggressiveness, he enjoyed it and he was sure it was necessary. "does the lesbian thing work? i would just assume that would make them say even more gross things than just coming up to you and saying, 'you're hot." logan said with a smug smile. "logan." he answered. "did you ask the other guys their names, or am i special?" he inquired, as it seemed like she was giving him more time than any of the other guys that had come up to her. logan knew he was charming, and he knew he looked good, he also didn't reek of desperation like the other guys. it wasn't that he knew he wasn't going to get rejected, but it didn't bother him as much as the other guys, which ironically made him strike out less. but this wasn't about that., sure he liked getting laid as much as the next guy, but logan wasn't actually a player. he had been in more committed relationships than he had had one night stands. no there was just something about this girl that had made him want to come up to her.

[wifeofwolverine]

Undoubtedly Worst Nora’s theme song

“You made her like that…”

Every. Single. Word. Playing on her self-doubt and how she thinks others view her, ESPECIALLY Logan and Wade, and her loss and how she’s really been twisted into what she sees as a MONSTER.

Two mass murderers sitting in a tree… one thinks he won’t be wanted and the other’s scared of being wanted.

⨂𓃥⨂𓃥⨂𓃥⨂𓃥⨂𓃥⨂𓃥⨂𓃥⨂𓃥⨂

Also including the lyric video cuz the fire is THE EXACT SAME COLOR AS NORA’S HAIR

[howlingday]

Sml shrek diet with Nora, ren and jaune

And cardin walking on jaune banging his mom from sml hotel

WARNING: This post contains content that may not be suitable for all readers. Only mature audiences should read this post. Please find something else to read if anything here disturbs you. And as always, READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. THANK YOU. NOTE: Neither Howlingday nor Dumbawesomev69 have any affiliation with RWBY or Rooster Teeth productions, nor are the actions of any characters used in this post indicative of Rooster Teeth's actual use of their original characters.

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Nora: (On the toilet) HNRRRRRRRRRGH! Urgh, I think I felt that one drop from my stomach into my bowels. I'm gonna need more pancakes. REEEEEEN~! I want more pancakes!

Jaune: (Covering his nose) Ugh! Here! Here's your stupid pancakes!

Nora: About time, Ren! (Takes plate)

Jaune: Just... Why do you have to eat it in here, instead of in the kitchen like a normal person?

Nora: Because Ren, as soon as it touches my taste buds, it comes right out my butthole! It's like a slip'n'slide in here!

Jaune: Yeah, but eating all these pancakes can't be good for you.

Nora: Ren. There's bread. There's blueberries. And the syrup is made from trees. Ergo, latin, this is the healthiest thing I could ever put into my body!

Jaune: It just... It doesn't seem healthy sitting in here all day eating nothing but pancakes.

Nora: I'm perfectly fine, Ren, so just run along and play. Oh, and while you're out running along and playing, could you pick up some toilet paper?

Jaune: What? Why? There's a perfectly full roll right there.

Nora: Ohoho, no. As soon as I take a bite out of these pancakes, I'm gonna need rolls. Plural.

Jaune: ...Fine, Nora.

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Cardin: I can't believe Arc would get a hotel room while he's on duty. He's so lazy.

Mama Winchester: (Behind the door) OKAY, ARC! NOW TAKE THE SHAMPOO OUT OF MY ASS AND GIVE ME A BLOODY FEI LONG!

Jaune: (Behind the door) Wait, I thought we were doing the SDC Scrub For Free?

Mama Winchester: NO! FUCK THAT! GIVE ME THE VALIAN V-SWIPE!

Cardin: What the-? (Knocks)

Mama Winchester: IS THAT THE ROOM SERVICE? COME ON INSIDE AND DRAW A GRAPH ON ARC'S BALLS!

Cardin: MOM?! (Kicks down door)

Mama Winchester: CARDI, IS THAT YOU? CAN YOU GET US SOME BOTTLES OF WATER?

Jaune: Oh, hey, Cardin! I had no idea your mom was so flexible!

[moviecritc]

this saturday i'll publish a logan sargeant smau that i'm excited for you to read <33 also, im getting addicted to smaus you have no idea

[sleepywolverine]

Songs that are how every one of my self-insert OCs feel about their canon S/O

🩷Candace about Alastor - A You’re Adorable by Dean Martin (Past their time but still)

🧡Nora about Logan - cowboy like me by Taylor Swift

💚Clover about Jim - Criminal by Britney Spears

💙Amilia about Poe - LIGHT SHOWER by Melanie Martinez

💜Lavender about Steven & Marc - Nonsense by Sabrina Carpenter

Edit: On second thought…

🧡Rooting for My Baby by Miley Cyrus

Edit: On third thought…

💜Lavender about Steven - Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter

💜Lavender about Marc - Nonsense by Sabrina Carpenter

[spnmoosejerk]

[held-heart]

Muse Tag Drop!

[mcrtuary]

nora will fight till the end of time for her brother. mean to him? catch nora's fists! (ง •̀_•́)ง as the older twin, it is her job to protect him. it doesn't matter that she's only an hour older.

can logan take care of himself? yes. does nora care? nope.

[wifeofwolverine]

Scott: What’s this stain on my bike seat?

Logan: 😏

Nora: 😳

[wifeofwolverine]

factoid: NORA DOESN’T LIKE FLYING EITHER. She’s managed to avoid it most of her life, but after joining the X-Men, she couldn’t. So how do the two get through it?

Making out in the back of the Blackbird, baby.

[rewritingkel]

Wednesday Weekly Blogging Challenge - Characters I Want to Meet

Haven’t done one of these in a while cause I lost track of writing again. I am working hard this year to return to doing things that bring me joy and making time for them. I say that all the time and then don’t do it, so I am being intentional this year to do the things I have been saying I was going to do. Only took me till the third month of the year to finally act. Each Wednesday Long and…

[moviecritc]

what do you guys think about a logan sargeant childhood friends to enemies to situationship inspired by florida!!! bc i can't keep it out of my head

[sleepywolverine]

I’m sorry but Juno describes Nora and Logan’s sex life perfectly 🤣

[wifeofwolverine]

Very true for my OC Nora. Though she’s a big fan of autumn. Crunchy leaves under her feet, animals gathering food for winter, cool, crisp air… I think they hike a lot in the fall. And she looks very fall-y, yknow? Red hair, fox tail, sometimes gets the urge to jump into leaves…

They’re perfect each other because they’re both the right amount of human and the right amount of animalistic.

Logan loves summer because you wear your skimpiest clothes. He’s a freak and he doesn’t even try to hide it.

Crop tops, booty shorts, sundresses, skirts, literally does not matter he just wants to see some damn skin

He also wears booty shorts though so yall match.

[juanarc-thethird]

Since your doing the DP and Wolverine prompts does this mean that Nora’s used Jaunes dead body as a weapon or just his sword?

Deadpool used Logan's bones because they are metal, so in this case I chose a third option that I came up with. --------------

Nora arrives at a forest where a cross marks the site of a grave.

Nora: (Narrating) For a long time, I wasn’t sure I’d ever be back. VIZ Media bought RWBY, there was a whole boring rights issue, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But then, it turned out that they wanted me! the one girl who shouldn’t even have her own show! That was all so stupid. Look, we know the title of this thing, so I know what you’re wondering. How are we going to do this without dishonoring Jaune's memory? And I’ll tell you how. We’re not.

Nora then starts digging

Nora: (Narrating) I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Jaune is not dead. Sure, it made for a perfect ending to a very sad story, but that’s not how his Aura boosting thing works. You think I want to be out here in beautiful downtown North of Vale, digging up the one and only Rusted Knight? No, thank you. But the fate of my entire world is at stake. He may not be living his best life, but he sure as hell ain’t dead.

Nora finally reaches the bottom and finds the coffin.

Nora: Bingo... Yahtzee...

She then begins to tear apart the coffin.

*Smack! Tap! Scratch! Bang!*

Nora: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

*Crack!*

She makes a hole in the coffin and then…

Nora: Damn it!

She didn't like what she found.

Nora: Son of a bitch! *Hits the cross* Fuck! Motherfucker! My world is fucked!

Moments later....

Nora leaning against a fallen tree

Nora: *Talking to his right while the camera is only focus on her* That was weird. I’m much calmer now. Look, I’m not a woman of science, but you seem incredibly passed away.

The camera zooms out to show a very dead and skeleton-like Jaune, but still wearing his armor.

Nora: But it’s good to see ya. I gotta be honest, I’ve always wanted to ride with you, Jaune. You and me, getting into a Ladypool and Rusted Knight. Just fucking shit up. Can you imagine the fun,... the chaos,... the residuals?

She then starts playing with Jaune's helmet.

Nora: (Mimicking Jaune's voice) That's right Nora. There’s nothing that’ll bring me back to life faster than a big bag of RWBY cash.

Nora: Me too, Jaune. *Gets upset* No, no, no, no. Ugh, he had to get all noble and die for real. God damn it! *Looks back at Jaune* I could really use your help right now.

Suddenly, a group of futuristic soldiers appear out of nowhere. Nora sees them and hides along with Jaune's corpse.

Nora: Wait! I’m warning you! I’m not alone!

Soldier: Nora Valkyrie! You’re under arrest by the Time Variance Authority. Too many crimes with this, come out!

Nora: I hate this guys.

Soldier: Last chance! Throw out your weapons and come out peacefully!

Nora: I’m not gonna give you my weapons! But I promise not to use them. *Looks at you the reader* Did you know that Jaune's armor is made by a lot of pieces together? Here we go, maximum effort.

Nora jumps out of her hiding spot, and uses Jaune's corpse as cover. The soldiers are confused.

Bye Bye Bye by NSYNC It starts to play.

Nora: *Looks at Jaune* Okay, Jaune. I guess we’re getting that team up after all.

Nora grabs a piece of Jaune's armor and throws it at one of the soldiers, killing him instantly. The other companions of the deceased are stunned, but seconds later they run towards them as more soldiers appear.

Nora takes two pieces of armor from Jaune's shoulders and uses them to stab two of the soldiers. One in the back, and the other one she slashes and then stabs him in the head. Following with a kick that makes the piece come out the other side of the guy.

She then uses her leg armor and begins to swing around, hitting the soldiers in the face. She knocks one to the right, another to the ground, and one to the left. She then takes her phone and takes a photo of herself kissing one of the deceased on the helmet.

She then takes both of Jaune's arm armors, bones and all, and begins to slap each and every one of them like it's a game. With what remains of the armor already shattered, she kills the remaining ones. I use Jaune's fingers to stab one of them. Jaune's head to hit another one in the genitals. What's left of the legs to stab quite hard right into the chest of another soldier who was running.

Nora: What is this?

Nora notices a part of the armor that looks like a sword handle and pulls it out. And just at that moment a blue sword blade appears as if it were a lightsaber.

Nora: *GASP!!!!* IT'S THE SWORD OF DESTRUCTION!!!

Nora: I am soaking wet right now.

Nora: (Narrating) To be clear, I’m not proud of any of this. The wanton violence, the whiff of necrophilia, it isn’t who I am, it isn’t who I wanna be. Who I wanna be? Well, to help you understand that, I gotta take you back. My little joy ride I took through space and time, to the day that changed everything.

Nora: (Narrating) But that will be for another day, because the idiot who wrote all this is a little tired.

[jakeperalta]

books read in 2025 📚 (be my friend on storygraph!)

the dead romantics - ashley poston (☆☆☆)

my name is why - lemn sissay (☆☆☆☆½)

I'll have what she's having: how nora ephron's three iconic films saved the romantic comedy - erin carlson (☆☆☆)

magpie - elizabeth day (☆☆½)

the iliad - homer (tr. emily wilson) (☆☆☆☆☆)

the girl in the tower - katherine arden (☆☆☆☆☆)

the winter of the witch - katherine arden (☆☆☆☆☆)

everything is tuberculosis - john green (☆☆☆☆☆)

eleven hours - pamela erens (☆☆☆☆)

sunrise on the reaping - suzanne collins (☆☆☆☆☆)

1984 - george orwell (☆☆☆☆)

the list - yomi adegoke (☆☆☆)

orbital - samantha harvey (☆☆☆½)

the love that split the world - emily henry (☆☆☆½)

the radleys - matt haig (☆☆☆☆)

the holiday - t.m. logan (☆☆☆)

great big beautiful life - emily henry (☆☆☆½)

all fours - miranda july (☆☆½)

anne of green gables - l.m. montgomery (☆☆☆☆½)

the favourites - layne fargo (☆☆☆☆½)

if you could see the sun - ann liang (☆☆☆)

all my mothers - joanna glen (☆☆☆☆☆)

josh and hazel's guide to not dating - christina lauren (☆☆☆½)

bonus — 2025 book bingo (by @batmanisagatewaydrug)