#ls2 lore

[i-am-church-the-cat]

ive actually heard on the bounce before but usually its used in sporting context (i watch a lot of sports) so i think logan just watches a lot of sports and a commentator likes to use it ALSO side note its actually british and not american so i think hes just getting influenced

That would make a lot more sense, thanks anon

[hagenwo43]

Lorge 🫠

[angsthology]

GENRE: COMEDY

a series of drivers in different sitcoms. thats it. thats the only description i can give.

originally, this was a series inspired by this tiktok i saw then @disneyprincemuke (no one's surprised anymore) corrupted me into actually making it BUT! i wanted to have my own twist to it so here it is;

special mentions to @foreveralbon @localwhoore for... being there

also i gotta be honest the deeper u scroll the more sloppy i got with the ideas cause i fr ran out of sitcoms (that ive watched and/or may not just be in my list for future watch since i ran out) and ideas so im sorry folks 🫠 also no promises on this series well

some of these MIGHT change because i am stupid. and, yeah.

the good place # mv1

he tried to kill you... nay, he did kill you, that’s why you’re here. and now he’s your alleged soulmate?

community # sv5

in life, it seems the only thing you’re ever good at is “trying again” but when will it stick?

how i met your mother # ls2

it’s almost like the world is against you being happy. but of all people, why did it have to be him?

new girl # cl16

crazy how one of your best friend’s new roommate was destined to be yours forever and you didn’t even know (apparently he did, though)

abbott elementary # gr63

the new first grade teacher seems to be unable to function when you’re around, wonder why that is?

modern family # eo31

when and how did your dads managed to get someone so cute to rent your upstairs apartment?

brooklyn nine-nine # pg10

since when did captain holt had such a cute, —daughter?

schitt’s creek # aa23

nothing really to smile about in your life. but i guess he’s kinda nice

2 broke girls # op81

typical max black lore drop, apparently she has a brother now?

reboot # ln4

they gave you one condition: be in this relationship or not be in the show and who are you to say no? you’re new after all, who did you think you were?

what we do in the shadows # cs55

you’ve lived long enough, really. but not long enough for this to be your first experience at being part of a truce

superstore # yt22

you hated your coworkers for not believing that you have an actual boyfriend. proof? hm, got that from the internet, call? did you hire someone to do that?

friends # ls18

jack and judy geller are one hell of a matchmaker, whether they did it on purpose or not

veep # lh44

you honestly can’t stand him sometimes. you truly don’t know what his problem is but who knows maybe he’s just english.

victorious # zg24

you guys are so cute, it’s quite sickening. literally.

icarly # ms47

you two were... inseperable. until—he seperated away, i guess. but hey! he’s back apparently and there’s really nothing you can do about it except try to keep the heart eyes too a minimum

AGAIN; absolutely no promises cause im shit <3

plus i dont rlly know why im doing this considering i currently have a pretty demanding life but oh well!!

[evignonita]

ay ustedes son fans falsos del lore de ls2 !1!!1!1 /hj... nervioso ya se llamaba nervioso desde bebé, y si tuviera el apellido de olvido ni siquiera sería fantoche, sería selo, porque fantoche es el apellido de casada de olvido después de que los servicios sociales se llevaran a nervioso; además que en ls4 ya ni traducen los nombres al español. le tienen mucha expectativa a un juego que nunca ha dado tanto 😔 solo acepten que los sims 4 dijo que este sim es nervioso por nostalgia bait, porque ese sim no tiene NADA de nervioso

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[planeswalksgw2blarg]

So! I should probably redo Ellisot's Lore post

Name: Ellisot

Titles: Pact Commander, Champion of Aurene, Former Vigil Warmaster.

Current Build: Soulbeast Ranger/Condi focus

Relationship Status: Married to Tarr Farore (@puppetguys-guild 's OC, also he sadly doesn't use tumblr often but im tagging him anyway) (also Tarr is pictured above in the lovely art done by @luckysquid)

Ellisot has been my main character in gw2 for years now. It's been a while since I've put all his story down in writing so bear with me lol.

Ellisot started out as a Lion Guard Ranger, going on wilderness rescue missions mostly. Ellisot and Tarr met in The Grove when she fell out of her dream pod and onto his head. They quickly became friends and traveling companions. They both joined The Vigil and most of the game's vigil questline is canon.

Ellisot rose to the rank of Warmaster, and Tarr was not far behind him as his chief medic. Through many adventures and harrowing scrapes with danger, they grew from friends to romantic partners.

Ellisot loves Quaggans btw, he will always go out of his way to find the local Quaggan village in a new place, or to help any Quaggans in distress. He also loves Super Adventure Box!!!!

Fave Ranger Pets: Roshix -Bear, Princess Tumbles- Boar, Feuer- Fire Drake hatchling

During the events of Ls1 he ended up getting toxic spores on his hands and had to wear a special rebreather for a bit till he could get the spores removed.

Also it took till the events of ls2 for Ellisot to feel comfortable around another mesmer again thanks to Kasmeer Meade's presence and several in-character discussions that I haven't written yet lol.

So far he's been my canon character to experience LS1,LS2, HoT, and PoF. currently working through LS3 with him but here's the post!

@shadowrunner8236 heres the masterpost for Ellisot so far lol :3, Also pfp/3rd pic by @l-la (I know its been ages since this comission, but I still love it so)

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Leo lore I could talk about

1. Leo's thoughts on charr society and how hes trying so hard to change it

2. Growing up in Ascalon, path to necromancy, love/empathy for spirits/ghosts

3. How his necromancy works (including shroud)

4. Whatever the fuck is going on with him and Rytlock (up to ls2)

5. Relationship with destiny's edge and the other characters :] (he is not the commander)

6. Mexican coded \o/

[hollywoodsargeant]

alternate reality where f1 drivers go by their middle names and i am hardcore repping drivers named hunter and jack

[i-am-church-the-cat]

hey op when did logan gritty in his car 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

LMAO it’s this video during COTA. He’s in the car so obviously he can’t actually do it but he does the hand /head motion

[newtogw2]

This was shared with me on Facebook a week or so back and I just got to watch it today.  It’s a Season 1 with all the cutscenes, dialogues, and lore narration for those of us who have missed it, and want to continue playing with Season 2 in mind.

I do love me some lore.  :)

Creator’s recommendation: Finish My Story from the Story Journal and watch this movie before playing Season 2 to have the best story experience.

[hagenwo43]

Lorge lore?

[gaycharr]

haplessshark replied to your post “Me, watching several random “gw2 lore catchup” videos Video: “Sylvari...”

its mentioned a lot in ls2 and hot, but ppl tend not to talk about it casue psoilers

ah okay, makes sense

[bluebudgie]

alrightie time for obligatory living world opinion post

Story talk is vague, but still spoiler warning from here on, obviously.

Alright so first things first, anet has done a great job reading my mind about what kind of content i wanted for this episode, which included

a map that’s largely a gigantic inquest complex (thanks anet)

story that focuses on braham and rox and completely excludes the overused comedylords of the last episodes/pof

new music (or so i think? some of it felt unfamiliar)

also new charr horns i’ve brought this up just a few days ago

Ok so how was this episode? AWESOME. Let’s go through some details:

The story: The last episode already dropped big hints that we’d get a bigger focus on the inquest this time and we did not get disappointed. I was SUPER excited for this since the inquest is easily my favourite “enemy” faction in the game with lots of super interesting lore going on. But not only did we get the inquest - no we also got a nature loving druid charr tribe and that also hits right in the aesthetics. Did absolutely not expect this and I’m super happy about that. What a perfect combination.

I also like that this time we didn’t have to complete hearts or the like to continue to the next story instance but instead got some fun little puzzles (@ anet more content like that pls?).

The story itself wasn’t quite as intense as the one we got last time, which is perhaps a little sad, but it had other qualities to make up for this. Once again anet shows that they really stepped up their storytelling game since LS2 👌

The new map: As mentioned above, it’s pretty much what I wanted, plus some nature hunting grounds where you can feed gazelles so how much better could it possibly get. Definitely a huge ton better than Istan, and.. honestly also cooler than most of the other maps POF added (though, Desolation is a really neat map I’m not gonna argue against that). I kinda wish you could get a bit more INTO the complex outside of the story but that’s nitpicking. The magnetic field renown heart is great. Now I only need someone to discover a hidden jumping puzzle or some sort of mini dungeon and we’re good. The new mount races are also really fun.

The music: Now I’m not entirely sure if there really is new music, but at least some of the tracks felt like I hadn’t heard them before, so I do believe they’re new. And they were really good! Much better than the few songs we got in the main expansion. I also really like that a few of the HoT tracks got added to the story instances and open world, since so far PoF lacked music variety really, really badly. Though hearing the chak gerent preparation music start playing while flying around some trees does make me a bit paranoid.

Other stuff: I’m also really glad we got a new backpack collection (love me some collections), and I love the new shoulder skins added for the meta achievement of the episode. There’s one staff skin i saw being used by one of the charr NPCs that I’d love to have but couldn’t find anywhere in the wardrobe, so I wonder if this will be made available to us as well (if anyone knows anything: It looks like a branch with leaves on it. and some mushrooms I think. kinda like a mini tree). Oh and also the mini inquest drone makes noises. Good.

So yeah, all in all a really great episode, and even though the story was a little bit less intense than the one before, I think this episode was muuuuch muuch better overall. Right up there with draconis mons from ls3 👌It opened up a lot of background story potential for a bunch of my characters and I’m always in for that.

Now all we need in the future is more norn lore. Poor neglected people. But for now let’s enjoy some good inquest content.

[panic-in-tarir]

One year in review

That’s it! The OH IT’S BEEN ONE YEAR post is here!

The closer my first anniversary was, the more excited I got, and the more thoughts I gathered for one “summary” post. Now that it’s time, suddenly, bam, all of them gone. :’> *wipes sweat*

Recently I had someone asking about my progression and how I managed to get there (???? where? derp). Well, I guess, I could just start telling about my first deeds in GW2, and then see if I can add something.

This might or might not be relevant, but I come from Wakfu, a colorful 2D game with turn-based combat. It’s cool visually, but also has terrible management issues, lack of developer care, one of the worst customer supports ever, list goes on.. I played it since 2012, and year by year, only grew angry, disappointed and hurt. That was like an abusive relationship I couldn’t get out of. I refused to try different genre and engine games. Finally, @aketan​ / @flame-squad​ / Rika got me lowkey interested in GW2 (she was commenting expressively while playing, and I peeked over her shoulder), I decided to try it. And stayed. Migrating to a real-time 3D game wasn’t easy! Yet, it was my lifesaver decision. GW2 has everything that I wish was there in Wakfu. It took me several months, if not a year, to get fully “healed”, to recover from the bad game and start believing that good games exist. When I had to contact GW2 support, I was touched to tears.. Everything and everyone is so nice here.

That wall of text was a foreword! Or explanation why I’m so excited and grateful about every aspect of GW2.

I started without putting too much thought into the char creation, as a result, now I have yet another main whose name is literally foreign language swearing or pun. GG me. After having been completely lost and confused by the controls (I LITERALLY ran backwards and yelled), after having a short but comprehensive lesson from bff, I started derping around on my own. I think I was only guided until lvl 5 or so, then my buddy let me do whatever I want. I come from a sandbox-wannabe game so it didn’t take me forever to get comfortable and set my first goals. Of course, I had a shit ton of questions, which I didn’t hesitate to spam Rika with. It’s cool to have someone ready to explain you the basics and patiently show you things. :D My several first days, or even weeks, were intense. I didn’t rush levels, but was eager to see the world. It was so amazing to me that I was spending 8-10 hours a day, running around, completing maps. I started in Metrica but quickly wandered away to Caledon (”oh! a portal?!”), where I spent a handful of time then.

With such a desire to discover and observe, and after having seen the title you’re awarded for 100% world map completion, I set it as my first ultimate goal. I approached it rather seriously, and had an incredibly fun time, at least until I had only Orr left undiscovered. x’D As a squishy (and slow, and dumb) ele, I was frightened and a bit discouraged by the amount of, well, deaths here. If I recall correctly, I still wore yellows at that time, although I was 80. Rika helped me and accompanied me for a bit. Orr was tough and I legit cried out of anger and frustration when I was alone, but that was the only unpleasant moment in entire year, and only because I wasn’t good at the game yet.

In the meantime, I was leveling my first alt, human engi. Do you actually remember that f2p accounts only allow 2 chars? Later, after buying HoT, I finally got loose.

They say, you always remember the place where you finished your first world map. For me, and oddly enough, for Rika, it was Field of Ruins. We reached the last POI at the same time, and, boy, did it feel great. My first big accomplishment. It dropped like.. Like a norn fart in a moot (c) Jory \o/ I still use the title btw, “been there, done that”. \o/

Then, there was a relatively dull period before buying HoT. I focused on doing my personal story, maxing out my alt and getting into crafting. The latter quickly became addictive to me. It’s so smooth, fun and exciting in GW2. Artificer was my first discipline, and after getting the hang of it, I breezed through 100-500 in a single day’s course.

That’s what the progression of my first 4-5 months looked like! I still was f2p, did only open world content and had one person to play with. I’m my own boss so it’s up to me to decide if I want to spend 30 minutes or 8 hours ingame.

HoT was a blessing in every aspect possible! I never regretted buying it, never regretted taking my time and not buying it earlier though - I needed that f2p scrub time to learn the basics, and to appreciate all the convenience and QoL improvements that come with HoT.

That’s where the real game starts, if I could say that. Core Tyria is by all means amazing, but you can go only this far if your account has those market and mail restrictions.. I used to enjoy playing market in Wakfu (while it was still alive) and I was excited to try it in GW2. When I bought the expansion and got my account fully functional, I got some skins and dyes ahead of all, then proceeded with crafting since I was really addicted to it and excited to max all the disciplines as my medium priority goal.

GW2 is encouraging altoholism! So I found myself leveling a third character (tried revenant and didn’t notice how I got her to level 20-ish and it was too late to delete), then fourth, fifth, then more char slots.. You see my weakness. I quickly realized the perks of having alts: storage, gathering, alternative personal stories, so on. When you’re an altoholic, plus you have yet to finish gearing up your main, plus you can barely hold yourself from leveling another crafting discipline.. RIP GOLD. I never had more than 30-100g at that time period.

Since market and wealth are one of my biggest passions ingame, I learned ways to earn me some coins, one by one. It’s not that hard if you’re a patient gatherer like me. Just run around, chop trees, collect ore and herbs.. I enjoy it so much, maybe it’s grind for someone, but I find it relaxing. Also it brings you gold. \o/ I found a few niche crafts that I could keep making and selling, then got familiar with market flipping, still not doing it like “big daddies” do, I might be too inefficient and lazy at it. But still, I found my own stable sources of income. Not gonna lie, the game just seems to like me and spoils occasionally. I don’t wanna brag, but there was like 4 precursor drops for me, 2 from mystic toilet, 2 practically dropped from the sky. I might be a little luckier than the average player. But that’s well deserved given how much suffering I had in Wakfu. :’D

When we talk about luck, we can’t avoid mentioning gambling. I learned about mystic toilet quite early, but never was a slave to it. Tarrktun has a bit more power over me, but I’ve never lost too much, only gained little by little. Black Lion Keys are the most evil gambling aspect if you ask me, I’ve spent quite a bit of money on those, though sometimes got nice things in exchange. Either gold to gems or gems for real money, I don’t mind spending it on Anet since they very, very well deserve it.

Given my passion, patience and luck, you must think I should be filthy rich by now.. Hah. :’DD Sadly, I’m just as good at spending as I’m at earning! I blew a lot of money on my own “needs” and “wants” and “why not”s, I keep investing into long term sales, I also often buy gifts for my buddies, mostly Rika. Money comes, money goes. GW2efficiency says my account is worth 14k gold currently. Not a bad progress for a year, I suppose.

So.. My biggest interests and playstyle are gold wars, fashion wars, altoholism.. I became quite a lore geek, completed PS, LS2, available LS3 episodes & most of current events, most of HoT? I should finish it but I procrastinate for some reason.

My current achievement number is 7610, mastery rank is 129 iirc. I’m not a casual derp anymore, but still too afraid to fail in front of strangers so I don’t really do dungeons or fractals. I mean I DO, when my bff literally holds my hand and goes there with me, then 3 strangers vs two of us is tad bit less scary. My combat skill, my reflexes and reactions are rather pathetic, even if I got significantly better after HoT and LS3 maps. I must train more, so recently I made a tanky character to practice, I hope to get good enough to clear story mode dungeons and low level fractals alone. Maybe I’m being too hard at myself, but combat skill has practically the biggest influence in this game, so I must git gud, at least acceptable, so I don’t feel ashamed to play with other people and don’t let them down. :’D

I’m a pve trash. Tried WvW and don’t mind coming here again, but not too much. PvP is a big no-no. Just.. Not my thing. Never. Not with my current skill and mindset (people = stress).

I’ve still got a mind-boggling amount of things to do. Personal goals, mere achievements, secrets and mysteries I’m yet to uncover, lore things to read. Maybe I’ll play GW1 one day, if there’s ever a discount sale. \;w;/ I’m super curious about every tiny bit of lore, also want some skins that are exclusive to GW1. That pleasant, sweet feeling that there’s so much interesting things ahead. I will take my time and never grind anything to frustration, for example, I’ve been working on my first leg, Sunrise, on and off and I’ll wait several months more, until I get all the clovers from the monthly chest. I don’t sweat it and just enjoy the game however I see it. Feelsgoodman.

I hope I managed to answer that person’s question, how did I get where I’m currently? Just took my time, learned my own pace and enjoyed every minute I spent online. Love the game, and it will love you back. \o/

[i-am-church-the-cat]

hi hi just read ur brilliant logan list!! do u think u could expand on 56? especially the armchair diagnosed anxiety part. maybe dont tag his name though

Sure! I’d be happy to

56. Pretty insecure (armchair diagnosed anxiety)

Okay so, for the first part, Logan tends to be pretty self-deprecating (such as in the Aussie slang video from earlier in the year) and many people who’ve worked with him say he’s pretty soft-spoken and well-mannered. I have a semi-popular post where I compare Lance and Logan’s body language during a press conference and how much more timid Logan is compared to Lance (it should be one of my popular posts at the top of my blog).

So yeah, he comes across as pretty insecure when he’s in larger settings. This isn’t as obvious when he’s around people he’s comfortable with (Alex, George, Oscar, Benny) but when he’s in a bigger setting it’s very true. (See: @mrslatifi’s video of Logan blushing during the Austin fan meet when she complimented him)

As for the second part “armchair diagnosis” or armchair psychology is “when someone without any relevant experience or qualifications gives you mental illness advice.” I used this term bc I “armchair diagnosed” (so just from my perception of him and without any personal interaction with him) Logan with anxiety. I do have the relevant experience (diagnosed with Generalized Anxiety Disorder and know how it portrays itself in body language and tone) but I don’t have enough personal knowledge on Logan himself to actually say, definitively, whether or not he has any long-form anxiety or if it’s just the stress of the increase in public spotlight.

So yeah, sorry I tend to get wordy with stuff like this, hope this answered your question.

[i-am-church-the-cat]

just wanted u to know i appreciate the logan list and i am tuned in for updates

Thank you! For that, here’s some additions i made after i posted:

Addition to #69, Key Phrases: “Oh hell yeah” and “I think you’re a little lost here, chief”

88. Loves waffles but they are not his favorite dessert

89. Very patriotic (oh hell yeah)

90. Is the first American point scorer in f1 in 30 years, and the first to score on home soil since 1989

91. Went to see the Nets in NYC

92. Has only been to NYC once in his life and it was this October, 2023

Edit 11/2/23 08:32: Has been to NYC before but his first “official” time was April 2023 (before Miami) and he also went in October 2023 before COTA

93. Has a custom Miami Dolphins jersey with his last name on the back

94. Rumored to know all the lyrics to “Ice Ice Baby”

Also, update on whether or not he supports the Florida Lighting, I messed up. Florida’s NHL teams are the Florida Panthers and the Tampa Bay Lightning, of which Logan supports the Panthers and has gone to see at least 1 game with his friend Kyle Kirkwood.

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Important rytleo lore is that the timeline is

Leo initiates a physical relationship with Rytlock after getting a VibeTm ->

-> Rytlock starts developing romantic feelings late personal story into Living story 1-> eventually disappears chasing after Sohothin

-> Leo realizes that hes kinda been feeling some way since post zhaitan in between Personal story to ls1 but continues to deny this (theres lore here)

-> Rytlock comes back and they get together sometime post HoT if not? Sometime in there (everything past ls2 is up in the air bc i dont remember and will get to it when I get to it)

-> PATH OF FIRE happens :) (stay tuned)