#lu in hc

[16mistypaw]

@skyloftian-nutcase have some memes, courtesy of the HC Boys:

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-Legend: I'm so done with these whack jobs that come in hoping to get narcs.

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-From Hyrule, after doing multiple shifts back to back:

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-Wars:

Legend: "Wars.

Warrior.

WARS. Do you need a ride home from the bar dude?"

Wars: ...maybe?

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-Wind: Wonder what else I could stick in a nebulizer...

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-Four: Well, at least it won't be boring tonight...

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-Wild:

Twilight: Who let Wild into the Pyxis?!

Wild: Hey, Pharmacy was doing a demonstration on a new machine and let me try!

Wind: Now those are my kind of drugs!

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-Four:

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Wars:

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-Mo

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-Legend: If the patient thinks they know more than us, why even bother coming here in the first place???

[wilimia]

He's drawing wolfie

[off-mozzarella]

[From the downfall duo soulswap AU]

I'm changing it because I don't like how bodyswap sounds

Don't tell your prophetic visions bro you had a weird dream

[kikker-oma]

More Healthcare AU art! For sweet @skyloftian-nutcase (@luinhealthcare )

I made this a couple months ago and Lofty HAS see these haha. She quite directly inspired them tbh😂😂 she had lots of fun torturing me☠️☠️

[i-love-zelda-16]

another meme for you guys today

if you can’t read my terrible handwriting 😅, it says “step 1: establish character filled with joyous whimsy. step 2: inflict soul-crushing trauma.”

have a good day/night!! 🫶

[mizaruwu]

The queen's baby quieted down once Impa handed over her to him. He held the princess with shaky arms "Zelda," He starts, voice thick with emotion "hi there little one"

Zelda looks up at him, bright blue eyes meet his tired violet ones. "You look just like your mother" He manages to croak out and oh, his expression probably looks horrible right now but the little princess still gives him a gummy smile.

The little princess latches on to his finger, babbling happily. Before he could even smile back he takes in a sharp breath when he sees the triforce symbol already on the back her hand. All of a sudden, he cant bear the weight in his arms any longer.

He lands a kiss on her forehead and hands her back to Impa "be good, little Zelda" The handmaiden, gives him a somber smile "the Queen, she's still in her bedroom. I know you want to see her before–"

"Of course" He knows already. He doesn't need to hear it "Thank you as always, lady Impa" He gives a curt bow to Impa before he turns and walks to the queen's chambers. Its only a short walk, but the few steps he takes feels like a lifetime.

When he reaches the closed door it's like another eternity was spent just standing there. He knocks. He knows he doesn't need to, but he did. Two times as if he's calling her name. Two times like he usually did. Knock-Knock, then she'll call out his name. She always knew it was him somewhow.

One knock, then another and a pause. His name isn't called out. His closed fist rests on the door and trembles in place. For once, he's afraid. With a shaky breath, he pushes the doors open anyways.

He finds himself in another agonizing walk, this time towards the bed. He hates how every step he takes feels heavier than the last. He hates how his breathing are the only sound in the room apart from the soles of his boots dragging against the carpet. He hates how his knees give out once he reaches the edge of the bed.

He hates how his vision blurs and how warm tears travel down his face when he blinks to clear his eyes.

Lying in the middle of the bed is Zelda with her eyes closed like she just fell asleep, her face serene like she's having a nice dream, her body still as a statue. He reaches out shaky fingers to trace the back of her hand, the triforce mark is gone. He stays like that for a while.

"You know Zel, I always thought you'd outlive me"

[doublxpresso]

Make a wish, birthday boy!

[degenerateshinji]

(read left to right)

she's probably transfem but she has a job rn so she doesn't really care about that.

[nell0-0]

I was just having a bit of fun with incorrect quotes stuff and. well-

Look, do I love Fi? Yes.

Do I think Mask would be a tad salty and sensitive about that specific subject? Also yes.

[16mistypaw]

A gift for lovely @skyloftian-nutcase

Based off this post, which states Healthcare Sky and Sun are from the Rito region, and follow their culture.

Thus I present, HC Sky in Rito inspired dress.

[wishyoudwell]

linked universe i remember youre old doodles

[wilimia]

They hate each other

[palmersluvr]

hey 🙃 so i’ve been thinking…… cheater luigi hcs are a must 🙃 like i don’t know…maybe he’s your boyfriend’s academic rival, if you wanna go the college route. 🙃 please do 🙃 i just think it would be toooooo good 🙃🙃🙃

cheater lu headcanons

to @alleviatcd omg ik i promised you this AGES ago and im so sorry i’m only just posting it now but i hope you enjoy

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ he’s your boyfriend’s (let’s call him calvin) academic rival… who also happens to be your dealer.

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ you always knew who he was but you didn’t meet him properly for the first time until a mutual friend you guys have introduced you two

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ you later found out that he sold weed on the down low so you immediately started buying from him lol

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ so anyway yadda yadda long story short calvin is an asshole who cheats on you all the time so you’re cheating on him too with luigi

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ one time you and him were smoking together and he started going on about the declining birth rates and started going on about how he’d want the mother of his children to be and you realised that he was describing you

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ you feel so safe with him. like, you can let your guard down COMPLETELY in front of him. you could say something very random and cringe front of him and he wouldn’t judge you, he’d just laugh

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ you trust him the most out of ANYONE, you usually hate being vulnerable but with him? everything comes out so easily because you’re so comfortable around him, as he is around you.

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ is very protective of you, he has your location on find my and one time your car broke down and you called him because you didn’t know who else to call and he came straight away, you didn’t even need to tell him your location because he already had it

⋆. 𐙚 ˚omg once you sabotaged one of calvin assignments so luigi was guaranteed to get a higher mark than him lol

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ is frustrated that you haven’t broken up with calvin, however he’s very gentle with the way he speaks to you. one night he said “when you’re ready to break up with him, let me know. i’m not trying to pressure you but the thought of you being mine officially… makes me happy.”

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ he always fucks with calvin in class too, he walks up to him and goes “hey bro, i got something to tell you” and calvin always goes “WHAT?” but luigi never tells him

⋆. 𐙚 ˚elaborating on him being gentle with you, he’s never raised his voice at you ever, and never will. even during an argument he’ll always talk in a normal tone and he’ll let you scream at him because that’s just what kind of man he is lol

⋆. 𐙚 ˚when you sit with him on the couch he always holds his arms out so you guys can cuddle on the couch and watch tv

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ since you’re sleeping with a WEED dealer you help him bag it

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ once you got high with him and he took you for a walk along the beach and you watched the sunset together, it was nice

*******NSFW

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ because you’re fucking your dealer you get weed for free

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ the sex is actually amazing AND luigi makes you cum, sometimes multiple times a session unlike your shitty boyfriend

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ one time calvin called you while you and lu were in the middle of it and luigi held the phone up to you, pressed accept and mouthed “speak”

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ while you were on the phone talking to him luigi just thrusted faster and started to rub your clit, hoping to make you crack and you did, you couldn’t help it. you let out a little moan but calvin is dumb asf so he didn’t pick up on it

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ one time while he was in class and you were somewhere else, you were bored so you sent him a nude, and he saw it instantly, you waited 5 minutes for a response and eventually you got one, it was a video of him jerking off in the bathroom while moaning your name

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ now OBVIOUSLY you’ve had sex while you’re both high, multiple times. and every time has been amazing, every sensation just feels 10000 times better and you’re both louder

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ when luigi fucks you while high his thrusts are always faster than usual and very erratic

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ always makes you say he fucks you better than calvin does during sex

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ yes he may be gentle with you when you’re not having sex but when you are having sex? he can either be gentle or very rough

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ when you’re ovulating hes very rough, he always either has your legs on his shoulders while he fucks the shit out of you or has you face down ass up as he fucks you into the mattress

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ loves smacking your ass during doggy, and loves how much you love it too

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ even though he loves being rough with you, one time he was a bit too rough while flipping you over for doggy and accidentally hurt you, causing you to wince

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ he felt so bad and immediately flipped you back over to face him and pulled you close to him and kissed your face, telling you how sorry he was

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ you were over it by then, and you ended up riding him instead 😋

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ he didn’t fully realise he had a breeding kink until he met you 😣

⋆. 𐙚 ˚once while you were both high and talking shit about calvin you casually brought up how hes never gone down on you, and luigi was shocked. like full on outraged.

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ “selfish bastard, only caring about himself getting off” and started going on about how men should always go down on their partners

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ then he got a certain look in his eyes and asked if he could go down on you himself. you were a little nervous but you said yes

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ as soon as his tongue made contact with your pussy you were in absolute heaven.

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ you were moaning like crazy and so was he, you started to think he was more into it than you were

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ and he was into it, he was lapping at your folds like a starved man while also simultaneously fingering you, it wasn’t like anything you’d ever felt before.

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ when you sucked his dick for the first time, as soon as you took the tip of him into your mouth you could’ve sworn you saw his soul leave his body. he was already super attracted to you but seeing you on your knees in front of him sucking him off???

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ that’s why he didn’t last long.

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ he for some reason got put in a tutoring session with calvin one day and he ended up leaving it early just so that he could come pick you up and fuck you

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ always pulls you close to his chest after sex and asks if you’re okay

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ one time he came over even though he had to be at a meeting in 40 minutes, but he still wanted to fuck you beforehand 😣

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ risky, public sex with him (especially in the bathroom at a party that calvin’s frat is hosting) usually persists of him having you pressed up against the wall with his hand over your mouth while he thrusts into you hard

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[kikker-oma]

@skyloftian-nutcase make sure Wars sees this since he's taken over the blog😌😌

[i-love-zelda-16]

idk saw this meme and thought i should make it into Wisdomverse/LU Link and Zelda pairs

lmk if i should make more pairs with the rest of the Links and Zeldas!! :D

credit to @linderosse for Wisdomverse! (the Zelda’s AU equivalent of LU)

anyways have a good day/night!! 🫶

[glossypolaroidkisses]

“do you have a condom”

bratty reader teasing him in public

w/c: 1.3k

so rushed & barely edited sorry aaaa

The club is packed, neon lights pulsing in time with the bass-heavy music. Your friends are lost in the crowd, dancing and laughing, but you’re moving toward the bar when you spot him.

Your boyfriend Luigi, leaning against the counter, drink in hand, talking to some guy you don’t know. He looks good, unfairly good. The kind of good that makes you feel reckless.

You could barely hold a conversation before you left for the club. His fresh cologne, those curls, one of your favourite outfits of his… it was a miracle you even made it out the door.

On impulse, you slow as you pass him, stepping just close enough to murmur in his ear, voice light and teasing.

“Do you have a condom?”

The words roll off your tongue effortlessly, barely audible over the music, but they hit him like a truck.

“What?” He turns his head so fast you almost feel the air shift. His expression is priceless—brows raised, mouth slightly parted, eyes wide with disbelief.

You just smile as he blinks, tilting your head like it was nothing. “Nothing,” you say, voice all sugary mischief, before slipping back into the crowd, leaving him standing there, drink forgotten in his hand.

You don’t have to look back to know he’s still staring after you, stunned, flustered, and—if you had to guess—just a little intrigued.

You disappear into the sea of bodies, grinning to yourself, but you don’t make it far before you feel a hand at your waist—firm, possessive, familiar.

Luigi.

He spins you around, and the way he’s looking at you sends a shiver down your spine. His glowing eyes sharp, searching, still a little dazed from what you just pulled. He leans in, close enough that his lips almost brush your ear.

“What was that?” His voice is low, rough with amusement but laced with something else—something darker, hungrier.

You bat your lashes up at him, feigning innocence. “What do you mean?”

His fingers flex at your waist. “You know what I mean.”

You just smirk, slipping your arms around his neck. “You seemed flustered.”

Luigi huffs a soft laugh, shaking his head. “Yeah, no shit. Who just whispers that and walks away?”

“I do,” you tease, dragging your nails lightly against the nape of his neck.

His jaw tightens, but his lips twitch like he’s trying not to smile. “You’re trouble.”

You lean up, your lips brushing against the shell of his ear now. “And you love it.”

Luigi exhales sharply through his nose, then suddenly, his grip tightens, and before you can react, he’s pulling you flush against him. His voice drops, rich with amusement and something heavier underneath.

“I do,” he admits. “But you know you’re not getting away with that, right?”

Your stomach flips, but you keep your composure, tilting your chin up in challenge. “Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it?”

Luigi just smirks, slow and knowing. He leans in like he’s about to kiss you, but instead, he murmurs against your lips—

“You’ll see.”

And just like that, he lets you go, stepping back with an infuriating wink before disappearing into the crowd.

Now it’s your turn to be flustered, of course.

You exhale sharply, rolling your lips together, fighting the mix of frustration and amusement bubbling up inside you. Fine. If that’s how he wants to play it.

You don’t chase him. That would give him too much satisfaction. Instead, you turn back to your friends, pretending like nothing happened, like your pulse isn’t still thrumming from the way his hands felt on you.

But as the night goes on, you make sure to stay just within his line of sight.

When you’re at the bar, laughing at something your friend says, you let your hand drift to your collarbone, trailing down your neck like you’re oblivious to the way his eyes linger. When you dance, you sway just a little slower, tilting your head back, casually pulling the hem of your skirt.. just flashing glimpses of skin, his weaknesses, knowing damn well he’s watching.

You don’t look at him. You don’t have to.

Luigi’s patient. He’s good at playing the long game. But you know him. And you know exactly how to push him past that breaking point.

It happens when you’re near the exit, finishing the last sip of your drink, still chatting with your friends. You feel him before you see him—his presence like a shift in the air, something warm and inevitable pressing in at your back.

Then, suddenly.. A hand wraps around your wrist.

You barely have time to react before Luigi’s pulling you away from your friends, away from the music and the neon lights, leading you through the crowd with that same quiet confidence, like he owns this moment. And maybe he does.

You let him.

He doesn’t stop until you’re in the dimly lit hallway near the bathrooms, music slightly faded, away from prying eyes. Then, finally, he turns to face you, stepping in close, so close you’re pressed against the wall, caged in by the heat of him.

“You think you’re cute, huh?” His voice is low, measured, but you can hear the tension beneath it, the restraint.

You tilt your chin up, feigning innocence. “I know I am.”

Luigi huffs a soft laugh, shaking his head, but there’s no humour in his eyes—just something darker, something hungry.

“You’ve been teasing me all night.” His hands find your waist, firm and unyielding. “You enjoying yourself?”

You bite your lip, pretending to think. “A little.”

His grip tightens. Not enough to hurt—just enough to let you know he’s done playing.

“Yeah?” His voice dips, his lips brushing dangerously close to yours. “Well, let’s see if you’re still smiling when I’m done with you.”

You gently gasp.

And then, finally—after all that teasing, all that back and forth—Luigi caves. The moment his lips crash against yours, the game is over.

Luigi kisses like he does everything else—passionate, intense, deliberate, as if he knows exactly what he’s doing. His hands tighten at your waist, pressing you firmly against the wall as he deepens the kiss, stealing the breath right from your lungs.

You melt into him, gripping at his shirt, your body responding before your mind can catch up. It’s a little unfair how easily he can unravel you after you spent all night trying to throw him off.

But you’re not giving in that easily.

You kiss him back just as intensely , nails dragging lightly against the back of his neck, pulling him closer, swallowing the quiet groan he lets out. He presses his hips against yours, letting you feel just how much your teasing got to him.

“Still having fun?” he murmurs against your lips, voice rough with amusement.

You smirk, just to be a brat about it. “Mmhm.”

Luigi exhales a sharp laugh, but you don’t miss the way his grip tightens, like he’s barely holding himself back. “You’re such a pain in the ass.”

You bat your lashes up at him. “Yet, you’re my boyfriend.”

His jaw flexes, but his lips twitch like he’s fighting a smile. “Unfortunately.”

Then he pulls back just enough to look at you, his pretty hazel eyes dark with amusement and something deeper. His thumb brushes over your cheek, his other hand still firm at your waist.

“And for the record,” he mutters, voice low and rough, “of course I have a fucking condom.”

You blink up at him, breathless, before a slow, teasing smile curls at your lips.

“Good,” you whisper, tugging him back down. “Then what are you waiting for?”

Luigi exhales a sharp laugh, shaking his head like he can’t believe you; But the way he kisses you after that? You definitely won tonight.

And that condom will NOT go unused

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