#lust for ozzie's ofc

[wazzi2ya]

That line in Merry Sinsmas that goes "I would travel every ring of Hell/Just to see if you'll be mine" has me thinking how Blitzø has indeed been to 6/7 rings and most of those trips were Stolas-related in some way.

[effy-writes]

HIIII!! CAN I REQ A POLY! ASMODEUS X FIZZAROLLI X GN!HELLHOUND!READER?? (IF NOT HELLHOUND THEN JUST GN!READER IS FINE!!!) and reader works at ozzie’s with fizz and asmodeus and a group a fans start making fun of reader? :3

ofc!! hope you enjoy <3

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Ozzie x Fizz x GN! Hellhound! Reader: Performance

You first met Fizz and Ozzie at the restaurant “Ozzie’s”. You started out as a waiter/waitress and made some hella good money. So, obviously you stayed.

The two noticed you straight away and found you extremely attractive, so they began asking you on dates. You were shocked at first that THE sin of Lust and THE jester found you attractive and even wanted to go on dates. You were nervous at first, gathering your thoughts on if they’re doing this because they felt bad for you or if they’re doing this because they’re board. Either way, you dressed nicer and head your way to a different restaurant to meet them.

The moment they saw you Ozzie brought you in a tight hug while Fizz moved the chair for you to sit down. “Thanks for inviting me out on this date, I really appreciate it.” You gave them a whole heartily smile.

“Of course, babe! Fizzy and I just couldn’t stop staring at you..not in a bad way!” Ozzie laughed, “We just thought you were attractive and really wanted to get to know you more.”

“Thank you, I appreciate it.”

“So, how are you liking Ozzie’s?” Fizz questioned.

“I love working there! The money is great, the workers are great, I love seeing you guys perform, and…I feel welcomed there.”

Fizz replied, “Have you ever thought of performing? You look like you’ll be great using the pole.”

“Eh..I don’t know. I never performed before. And I definitely would mess up doing the poles. I appreciate it though!”

“Oh come on,” Ozzie replied, “Fizz could teach you! You’ll make more money by performing.”

“Really? I kinda like my waiter, waitress thing job.”

“Let’s try the pole thing out. I would love to teach you.” Fizz smiled.

“And if you don’t like it then you can go back to wait tables.”

You thought about it for a moment, “Sure, why not? Plus it’ll be nice to work with Fizz.”

That first date turned into two, then three, and then on the fourth one they asked you to join their relationship. You obviously said yes and felt like the happiest hellhound there is.

During the times of the dates, Fizz was helping you practice a routine on the poles. You never performed or do anything with people staring at you, so this was very much out of your comfort zone, but you loved spending so much time with Fizz as Ozzie cheered you on. You kept missing up at first, like falling down, or just messing up the routine, but Fizz was always there for you.

Tonight was the night of your first performance and holy shit you were nervous as fuck. You waited in the wings with your boyfriend’s and couldn’t stop shaking.

“Guys..I don’t think I should do this.” Your hands shook. Ozzie held your shaky hands and spoke, “I believe in you, babe. WE believe in you.”

“And if you mess up just keep on going! The audience doesn’t know this routine.” Fizz rubbed his face against yours so he could feel you.

You let out a shaky breath, “I don’t know…���

“Just take deep breaths. I used to do that before performing for Mammon.”

“I fucking HATE that guy.” Ozzie interrupted, “Sorry Y/n, everytime I hear his name I just want to-”

“Ozzie!” Fizz whispered with harsh before turning back to you. “You got this. We believe in you..confidence is key.”

“Thanks guys, and thank you for being my personal cheerleader.” The moment you said that your dance music started to play.

Ozzie and Fizz smiled and gave you a thumbs up as you swayed your body to the rhythm of the music. Your heard the audience gasp as you made your way to the pole and started the routine.

You felt pretty confident during this dance. The moves was perfect as you climbed up the pole, swung yourself as you showed the “good” parts of your body.

You heard some hecklers that was sitting near the front but tried not to focus on them.

Ozzie overheard them and wanted to kick them out right then and there but he didn’t want to embarrass you during your first ever performance, so he waited until the dance was over.

You climbed up the pole once more and used your hands and legs to stay upside down, but since you’re a hellhound and have soft fur, you quickly dropped to the floor and felt yourself freeze up.

Those same hecklers laughed as loud as they could to make sure you heard. “This is why hellhounds shouldn’t perform.” The girl said to her group of friends.

“I don’t even find them attractive!” Another girl said inbetween her nasally, loud laughs.

You quickly stood up and ran off the stage into the wings as Fizz called your name out. He searched for Ozzie and saw him over at the group of hecklers. Fizz ran back to you and saw you with your hands on your knees panting.

“Are you okay?” Fizz rubbed your back.

“I’m not fucking okay! I shouldn’t have done this.”

“You were amazing! Don’t listen to them.” Fizz held your hands so you would be able to stand up straight.

“They thought I was disgusting, Fizz.” You deadpanned.

“Well, now they’re beaten to a pulp.” He chuckled.

“Huh?”

“Ozzie is handling them. I’m not sure if he did actually hit them, but most definitely yelled and threw them out, literally. Look, point is, hecklers is always going to come in here, and me and Ozzie will always stand up for you. How about you try this performance again. Only whenever you’re ready.” His grip on your hands tightened.

Before you could reply Ozzie ran up, “Are you okay, babe?”

“Im fine, Oz. Thank you for sticking up for me.”

“Well you don’t have to worry about them anymore.” He pulled you into a hug with Fizz joining by hugging behind you.

“Fizz, you’re poking me.” You laughed.

“Sorry, love and affection turns me on.”

“I’m so fucking glad I met you guys.”

[jester-writing-things]

How about Fizz and Ozzie adopting that deaf Imp child that vivzziepop decided during a panel is named Oliver?

Sure! And Ty I didn’t know he had a name!!!

I loved the scenes between him and fizz like I learned asl a while back and was so excited to see it!

Fizzaroli and Ozzie adopting Oliver!

Honestly it was Fizzy who brought him home after the stage performance. As soon as he found out Oliver had no (good) family to return to

Asmodeus didn’t know sign language so Fizz teached him it to make communication easier. Asmodeus isn’t as good with it but he can understand it

Oliver is spoiled and Fizz gives him a matching hat when they go out. Oliver and Asmodeus are the only two who get to see Fizzy without his hat.

He comforts Oliver over the loss of his horns and how to own it!

They both honestly have struggles over custody of him since Fizz want to show him around (not in the lust ring ofc!) Asmodeus wants to practice signing at home with him since he’s self conscious

In public if Asmo struggles Fizz transplanted for him

[sera8273]

(This was suppose to be posted by months ago so it’s old. Oh and, correct me if I’m wrong w/anything)

So. The official certified helluva boss twitter/X account just posted a tweet with the official Cannon Sexuality’s for most of the HB cast.

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH FROM HELLUVA BOSS

This is interesting bc it proves what ppl were right about but also showed some new information.

Blitz is Pan (attraction towards every gender) which isn’t surprising but also reflects onto why he had so many exes,flings, or crushes at the Hate Blitzø party. He literally could care less.

Octavia is Asexual (no sexual attraction, feelings or attraction to anyone) which fits very well for her character

Moxxie being Bi (attraction to both girls and boys) was no surprise even before the whole Chaz thing. (Stolas described Striker as Sexy when he got kidnapped and Moxxie with no hesitation whatsoever said “that’s striker sir!”)

Wally is confirmed to just be A Silly Little Guy which is just amazing-

Ozzie is Pan which is fitting for The King Of Lust

Verosika, Barbie, and Chaz are all Pan aswell which is surprising to me but is really fitting for them.

Beelzebub being pan was a shocker to me. I don’t know why. But I see it now.

Mammon is Asexual which was a total shocker but makes sense. Hes the Sin Of Greed so he has no time, and has no care, in relationships.

Sallie May is a Trans Lesbian (loving the same sex, and changing your gender) which I’m very happy for!!!

Andrealphus and Vassago are both gay which is hilarious. Stella is just surrounded by these Gay Birbs!

And ofc. Stolas is no duh gay. Which is like- FUCK YEAH!!

[stagbel]

ALR I HAVE A KIND OF A WILD TAKE HERE BUT LISTEN

Recently I saw a person talking abt the trial that’s going to play out in one of the future episodes(ofc we’re only assuming it’s a trial since we don’t have any info). And as most ppl presumed it’s going to be a trial for Stola’s this person disagreed.

First off, Vassago

Why would he be asking where is Stolas at Stolas’s TRIAL, it’s not like he wouldn’t show up.

Second, the sins

(Please ignore that the YouTube subs are inaccurate these are auto-generated 😭😭)

Satan saying „You’re a disgrace” and Mammon flipping someone off, I don’t think Satan would care abt a Goetia fucking an imp that much, and Mammon probably also wouldn’t care, it is sorta a scandal but not to a giant degree. I think the higher ranks(beyond the goetias) don’t care abt them as long as they do their job.

Now, who has also caused a major scandal AND basically failed his role in hell by getting into a closed relationship, I mean Asmodeus ofc

He is the sin of LUST has close relationship with the sins and has been „warned” by Mammon

Okay okay, now we assume the trial is for Asmodeus. Which is how we get to my theory.

How would they punish Ozzie? He is the sin of lust, no one can replace him, even temporarily, it’s not like they can just create a new one, Ozzie must stay in his role or else a whole ring will collapse, and that would make a mess. So how could you punish someone untouchable?

Well here come the „whipping boy” method, it was basically used by royalty, a prince was given a friend and when the prince was supposed to be punished they whipped his friend instead, hoping that would be enough of a punishment for the prince, anyways

Who is someone that Ozzie really cares abt, and that person’s pain would also be a punishment for him. Plus! This exact person is also a lower class demon, who’s death wouldn’t cause a difference, and that person also caused a lot of mess himself like idk, advancing in status, and telling a literal sin to flip off while being only an IMP, and by that giving other imp’s motivation to yk…protest…fight…and show them they can gain power which may even cause a revolution, soo punishing that person would be a double benefit!! it’s Fizz ofc, also punishing Fizz cause Asmodeus decided to date him, would also be a big punishment for Ozzie by showing him that „Heh, you liked that person right? Well bc you liked him, now he’s in pain!” So that would definetly prevent Ozzie from getting future partners.

yeah, I hope all of this makes sense! And by the way, I’m not saying Fizz will be punished if that situation was to happen Ozzie would definetly try to stop it, but this is my theory of what punishment could Ozzie face after the trial!

[jizzlords]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤattending: blood ball

event hostess: @cannibalxroses

costume: asmodeus, using his shapeshifting disguise (less "flashy", standing at around 8ft, takes significantly less attention from his partner(s)) is attending with @zestials and @gctchell (separate verses ofc). the ball being a "nature" theme, ozzie took on a rabbit costume. both unassuming and rabbits play as symbolism of fertility, befitting for a sin of lust!

[asmodeus-reincarnated]

Dr Introduction:

Helluva Boss!

Who are you?: Asmodeus; Deadly Sin of Lust

What do you look like?: Very hard to explain. Take my pfp and give it Ozzie’s key features. Blue skin and all. As cool and fly as Oz looks…I can’t look at that in the mirror everyday. If I could draw…if only…I would show you exactly how I look (I still have ram and bull! They’re sentient earrings)

Did you script out the story as we know it?: Not entirely. A lot of my reality difference from the reality you watch on YouTube is that the sins interact more in casual terms and are siblings, and that they have more access to the human world and it’s perks (as long as everyone is in human form). I also went ahead and merged Hazbin in there because why wouldn’t I? I’m kicking Val’s whole ass. Thanks.

Exra detail on us Sins. Age! In order

Lucifer

Satan

Leviathan

Bee

Me

Mammon

Belphy

Do you have a Fizz?: OFC! This reality does not have ST’s with his likeness, though. I’d rather die than do that. 💙 and yes I kept his disabilities! Burn scars and quad amputee. I still love him 🫵🏽 (his prosthetics are gonna be so cool to see in real time. Like…I MADE THOSE 😎🤪)

Songs that remind me of this reality?:

You can ask regular questions or questions you want me to answer as my dr self!

[annachum]

Stolas becoming secretary of IMP in his exile period includes :

. Look, it becomes clear that Blitzo csnt really let Stolas out of sight for a while after Mastermind. So the next day after that trial, Blitzo takes Stolas to IMP.

. At seeing the mountains of unfinished paperwork at the office, Stolas instantly got to work. Pretty soon Blitzo watched in amazement as Stolas began filing paperwork at break neck speed

. And that's kinda how Stolas becomes secretary of IMP

. Eventually, the office moves to Desire City ( capital of Lust Ring ) under the behest of Fizz. Cuz with Lucifer MIA, Charlie on her hotel thing, Lilith in ' hostage ' in Heaven to take Charlie's place in that, and Satan ruling Hell at Lucifer's stead, IMP crew decided to move to Lust as a way to gain more protection from Fizz and Ozzie. Also Lust is Amethyst's home ring. Come on now

. Anyway, with the rolling of new hires including succubi and hellhounds, ofc IMP is bound to have a new, even bigger office. During their time in Lust, Moxxie and Millie bunked in an apartment complex next to the one Blitzo, Stolas and Loona bunked in

. It also helped that Stella managed to evict the IMP offices, evict IMP crew from their houses in Imp City AND set Imp City ablaze soon after that trial ( just for her kicks ). On that day, Vassago and his sibs and Stolas' parents showed up to help fight Stella. Stolas wants to join but IMP took him to safety

. So IMP offices moves to Lust,with more clients and hires means more divisions and paperwork, and Stolas, being efficient and organized he is, managed to run the company like a tight ship. He also came to genuinely connect with the hires ans told IMP crew tall stories of the Ars Goetia ( for reference usages )

. Pretty soon IMP becomes a ' royal brigade back up ' for the Goetias in War of the 7 Rings

. Stolas' sibs, Fizz, Vortex, Ozzie and Bee visit Stolas sometimes and get to see how IMP really works

. As for Stolas' parents, Stolas didn't really want them to visit him in person yet. He didn't want his parents to see him at that state. Also things are complicated between him and his dad at that point, so the parents are wistful, but understood

. After the whole crazy mission to save Octavia from Stella, Octavia stays with her dad for a few days to spend Sinsmas with him...before she was sent off to live with her paternal grandparents for extra safety until the whole mess is over

. Stolas eventually starts to decorate the IMP offices with plants and soon the IMP crew helped take care of the plants

. Stolas soon has assassin training from IMP. Stolas can fence but that's beside the point

. Saving Octavia helped lift Stolas' spirits more

. All the while Stolas Collaborated with his clan to help clear his name and also pull strings to get his powers and legions back - one way includes getting Lucifer out of his depressive cocoon FOR ONCE

. Vassago exposing Satan and Andrealphus for trial fraud ( after intensive investigation ) really caused Satan and Andrealphus' public integrity to significantly drop

. Stolas' astronomy skills also helped the IMP crew in finding directions WITHOUT a compass

. Octavia has the Grimoire after she moves into her paternal grandparents btw, all the while Paimon and Amethyst helped train her in Grimoire usage even more.

. Yeah, Stolas and Blitzo definitely have had office sex in Blitzo's office.

. Andrealphus thought Stolas is finished after that trial. How wrong he was. That just actually amplifies the support around Stolas even MORE

. It also helps that Stolas came to help with volunteer work in the refuges in Lust and Gluttony amidst the war, earning him the title by many as ' the People's Prince '

. Stolas regularly getting secretarial tips from Vassago, and tips on winning over the public even more from his mom.

. It was through Paimon and Amethyst bringing in Octavia did Stolas' relationship with his parents began to gradually heal

. It soon came to a point that many royals finally realize that the Hell Royal systems needs to undergo reforms

. Stolas' sibs eventually are able to take over the moon legions in Stolas' stead.

. Satan and Belphegor eventually cut off the DiGalaxises after seeing just how those DiGalaxises literally fucked up nature cycles just to screw over the Goetias completely

. Gradually, with some help from Ozzie, Bee and Charlie, Lucifer gradually came out of his depressive cocoon

. Satan having to learn the hard way of the consequences of the trial

. On top of that, Blitzo becomes leader of the Imp rebellions against the DiGalaxises. Those Wrathian imps are no joke - they managed to destroy the Olefiammi castle with the sheer might of their fury!! ( the Makhalibs ie Beleth's clan of mainly desert cats also helped, yet still )

. Finally, after Stella tried to steal the Grimoire and BURN IT DOWN ( thus nearly destroying the magic fabric of Hell ), Lucifer soon hosts a retrial.....and it's definitely longer than the Mastermind trial. And it was all on livestream, and it fully exposes - and condemns - those DiGalaxises once and for all

. After Stolas got back his powers and legions, he hosted a house warming party at his repaired Moon Castle and finally reunited with his daughter.

. And then the IMP offices got moved to Pentagram City under the behest of Lucifer himself.

. It was in the retrial where the Hazbin Gang first met the Helluva Gang in person and the 2 groups became fast friends.

. After all the disaster, those Hell Royals have much work to do in repairing the nature cycles of Hell. And even though Stolas stopped being secretary for IMP after regaining his powers and legions back, he becomes a major patron to new IMP, as Blitzo prepares Moxxie and Millie to take over it one day

. Moxxie and Millie became new leaders of IMP after Stolas and Blitzo got married in their glam opera rock themed wedding

[mystery--mist]

So.... What did you do think on the first Sins from Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss so far?

And were you still waiting on the other three Sins?

People asking me for opinions about my fav shits?? 🥺🥺🥺 💙🩵💙🩵💙 Sorry, I always get excited cause I don't usually have Asks >7<Uu

I really love them!! Sins are my fav characters from Hellaverse together with my Hazbin husbands :"3c Honestly, my only favs from Helluva Boss (Bee in special)... I am not interested in anyone else from that series sadly 😔 but good gay drama.

In fact! I am doing the Official Standees Collection about the Sins!!! I wish there was one of Lucifer ;w; but I will get the other 6 Sins eventually. Satan is the next 😎

I guess my top Sins right now:

Lucifer

Beelzebub

Mammon

Asmodeus

So far!

Nothing against Asmodeus, really! He is a truly cool guy, I love his sexappel, his personality and healthy relationship with Fizz 💙 But "villain" code characters are my shit so Mammon is above :"D

Damn let me ramble about every Deadly Sin kinda 👉🏻👈🏻

❤️ Lucifer, even being the leader and King of Hell, I actually love him because of his personality. So goofy, expressive, extravagant, also a caring and lovely father despite his depression and absence with his daughter. He is so... special and childish! I love childish people! 🐤 (Don't confuse with unmatured). People say he is autistic (?) Dunno, not for me, but I can see he is very hyperactive person :") He is a really amazing person, father and surely husband. My faith in Lucifer is blind and strong, guys 😔🙏🏻 I wish him the best. Ofc I love his designs as well, so handsome and sexy short king~ He is my only Hazbin husband who is not a villain, hello?

💛 Beelzebub is my queen 👑 🐝 as I said, my top fav character from Helluva. She is very outgoing, pure happiness and passion for her illusions and stuff like Lucifer. And pretty please, I couldn't understand people complaining about her design, I fell IN LOVE with her design!! Outstanding Bee-Fox demon! I like the mixing of canine with insect details. All the fan-redesigns didn't convince me at all, I wasn't very into full insect Bee demon, dunno, boring personally. For me, the current official Queen Bee is perfect for me :") I need to draw her one day yet eeeek- Also, it's a good plus her VA is Ke$ha, i also adore that singer X) I wish Bee appeared more in the series... I really miss her, she has pure good vibes...

💚 Mammon the motherfuckering Mamonazo (Spanish word joke). Yeah, luv that fat Christmas tree 🎄 He is charismatic and silly. He is also a true piece of shit and boss abuser ^^ yeah, very "villain" code for me, kinda similar to Valentino. Yeah, dunno, I love assholes like them :") And his Australian accent is fun and cool, sexappel to the accent 😭💚 like Spanish Valentino gjdjgjdskdn Accents are sexys, ok?? Can't wait to see him again in one of the future episodes :"D I want more of him so badly! Especially cause I enjoy the rivalry between him and Asmodeus 👀👉🏻👈🏻 When Sins battle? I love seeing Sins interacting with each other!

💙 Asmodeus the great fuzzy Ozzie aaains the Lust in person (literally). He must be the sexiest, in male and female form. I love the vibes of Asmodeus, I understand he wants to keep an image as King Sin of Lust but he is a marshmallow in private with his partner Fizz. Proud of him, he puts his lover over his public image at the end, but I'm sure there will be consequences for the poor man and I feel bad for him ;w; I also wish him the best. Such a loving partner, I would love an Ozzie in my life even if I am asexual 🥺😭 That daddy pls~ dat design~ fjdinfkeng ok enough horniness here. Although I must say he is a bit 🤏🏻 overprotective with Fizz in the episode where he is kidnapped together with Blitzø

And about the second question finally

Yeesssss!! I want all of them!! I'm hyped for their special episodes!!

I don't care if I don't know how the next Sins will be, I will simply take them and love them as they are uwu. In fact the silhouette of Satan (?) already looks rad and menacing 👀✨🔥🔥🔥 Can't to see him in full view~

And about Leviathan and Belphegor, no idea how they will look but I am curious about Belphegor, the other female Sin together with Bee :"D All males except 2 fndjfn. Also I wish with all my strengths they all interact together! I want them like a big Sin family scene :") with a lot of drama like in every big family lmao. I would love Charlie could interact with her uncles and aunts honestly ;w; for me it's tender, and Lucifer too... Sins are my world, I love them with passion as the big dysfunctional family they are :")

Actually, I have thought of drawing a big Art piece with the 7 Sins together before anyone else does it 👀 if I have them all drawn already and i only have to add the left ones to the canvas, I will be the first hehe~

Well sorry for my big ass ramble!! >~<💦 I love fangirling and talking about my hyperfixations and nobody usually ask me anything so I get hyped when someone comes to ask me stuff 👉🏻👈🏻

Thanks for the ask, Anon 💕

[helluvapurf]

Out of curiosity, what are your Top 10 Fave HB ships overall?❤️‍🔥

My "overall" top 10 faves? ...Hmmmmm-

Honestly a lil tricky 'cause alot of my main HB ships rn aren't exactly "canon" (save for like, one or two lol), and I do like to multi-ship alot as well depending on my mood. Sooo if I had to name just the top ships currently in my head rn (even if its not a full 10 list), here ya go!

Fizz x Ozzie Beautifully lustful bfs not afraid to be doofuses together whilst always lifting the other up when they're down... honestly, what more can one ask for in a Hell-ranked power couple?~ 💞🔥 If they ever made a spin-off for Fizzarolli, I’d SO be down for that if it means more Fizzmodeus duets~ 😍

Blitz x Fizz -Biiiit of a controversial one I know, since ofc Fizzarolli is in a relationship rn/Blitz having his own issues wouldn't spell too much success for a romance atm... but like, ughhh I can't help it they're SO good, man T-T 💕 Like, two torn-apart childhood friends who grow up into a petty rivalry, sassing eachother out whilst learning to work together in danger, hashing out their feelings enough to forgive (whilst taking it slow friendship-wise) BUT also having Blitz stand his ground to protect Fizz at the Mammon event?

...Honestly, if it weren't for Fizzmodeus (+Stol*itz) existing, these two would THE perfect endgame, fr~ 👏👏

Loona x Bee "Peppy x Moody" aesthetics are always a huge soft spot for me in ships, so I couldn't help getting drawn to these gals maybe being more than just "pals" lol ;p

Esp with the potential of Bee not being afraid to call out Loona on her crap (unlike most others who deal with her lol), Loona lowkey finding Bee attractive & super cool (despite still being a lil jealous over her Tex crush), and knowing how intuitive Bee is as a whole... I feel like she'd be the best influence to soften up Loona to get her to express herself & have fun~💖

Bee x Tex Prob my fave (canon) hetero pair atm, I think these two are pretty lovely on their own accord too~ :3 Surprisingly subtle with their affections compared to other couples... but you can still tell how much they fit well given their laidback natures, abilities to "read" people (like Blitz when he got too drunk), and just overall care for eachother in that bit after Bee shrank down to size. Really curious of how they got together ngl (esp given how Hellhounds are pretty low in the hierarchy system as-is), I think it'd be pretty fun to read about~ 🥰

Blitz x Striker Ahhh yes, def a classic in terms of the alternate Blitz ships out there (though I guess not as popular these days, given Striker's current writing .w.; ). From how much they oozed chemistry from their first meeting, Blitz's respect for Striker's skill almost giving them good coworker potential, their similar insecurities/frustrations with Hell's hierarchy system (even with Striker going a more "corrupt" route with it in later appearances... the fact that even he declares that Blitz deserved "better" than how Stolas' treats of him speaks volumes ngl-). Like, there's SO much potential imho; whether its a slowburn-redemption pair, an "flirting-on-opposing sides" pair, a "come to the dark side- we have cookies~" pair... the possibilities are endless~ 👀❤️

Blitz x Mrs. Mayberry

-Ok, now this one's proooobably the least popular overall of the Blitz ships out there... but idk, just thought it'd be a cute idea the more I thought about it lol .3.

Blitz may be a goofy lil jerk, but he's clearly a devoted family man at heart whenever you see him with his loved ones (Loona, Fizz, occasionally M&M, etc.). And with Mayberry having that strong desire for a family (despite how she was cheated/unfairly-bashed on after her death), I feel like she'd lowkey be a sweet influence to balance Blitz's chaotic nature (whilst he'd be able to make her laugh/bring "excitement" to her current life in Hell). Idk, just something light & cute like that, yknow? :3 💜

[chaifootsteps]

The more i remember that moxxie got molested the verosika and her gang the more i wonder if there is a "racism to humans" thing going on? Its probably just a plot hole but i can see hell borns just not giving a shit about humans until *maybe* depending on the hellborn (hopistal karen probably hates sinners) they end up as sinners confined to the pride ring. Especially with the line about stolas wanting to cause climate change from the pilot.

That line always sort of justified verosika and and other concubis seducing and humans and encouraging the spread of STDs to me cause they are demons. They (for the most part cough moxxie cough cough) dont care if humans get hurt. Also i didnt notice the "prevent STDs" posters in lust but when i saw it brought up on this blog i was kind of thinking "is that really that inconsistent?" but didnt want to try and say anything cause i couldnt think why i felt unsure about that.

ofc viv didnt put the thought i am putting into now though. Ive lost hope that she could think that as a reason to explain ozzies inconsistent attitude in having the concubis doing all the shit they do while being pro consent anti assault and force. Especially since she made the pilot, the one episode that could suggest the in universe justifications for said hypocrisies, non-canon.

Im still going to headcanon that ozzie hates humans though based off it until viv tries to woobify ozzie even more into soft uwu moral bean

Interesting stuff, Anon! And just because Vivzie's not putting in even a tenth of this much thought doesn't mean we can't!

[asteralis-01]

Ok one more think about hazbin because im bitter look away we are being the exact thing we were just complaining about-

I am still mad at people for dissing on the favor for mlm rep. While, yea, I wish they would do it differently sometimes- ITS SO GREAT!! I love having a show with so many canon/implied ships- idc if there are a lot of ships because it shows so many different sides of queer relationships. Stolas and Blitzø use a much newer (and kinkier)- I don’t remember if stolas is new to queer relation but they are bOth new to healthy emotional intimacy. Stolas is trying, and he’s close but Blitzø can’t reciprocate yet. Fizz and Ozzie are already there, with the occasional up and down. And ofc it’s implied they’re kinky he’s the SIN OF LUST but they never actually show that side outside of the one episode where they are mostly just a standin for a bigger antagonist. Huskerdust I can’t comment on it’s just good, and rn I’m forgetting any others. But yea, love mlm rep, more mlm rep. I would take an entire fucking show on just mlm representation if it took me and arm and a leg and a hoard of annoying ppl in my inbox telling me I’m a fujoshi fetishizer

[effy-writes]

HIIIII!!!!!! OKAY OKAYY SOO.. MALE READER BTW!!

fizz x ozzie x reader

So He has very unique features, In hell you look very doll like, think even more doll like then velvette, you are from the envy ring, but moved to the lust ring because its just better, he has white hair with pink streaks in it. and you like have a lot of white and pink

so you are crying because someone called you ugly and fizz is comforting you, and you have anxiety so you took this to heart, and spiralled because you're scared your boyfriends think you're ugly, so ozzie walks in, and then is begging to know who hurt you, and he comforts you too, once you calm down, they send verosika to hang out with you since you're best friends andand while you two hang out fizz and ozzie are beating up the dude who called you ugly<3

ofc!! sorry this took too long!! im kinda not happy how this turned out, for some reason i struggled with this but i hope you enjoy!! <3

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fizz x ozzie x m! reader: oh doll

cw: scratching to relieve tension

living in the envy ring wasn’t so great to you. lots of trauma happened and you had to get out of there. the saying is true, places holds memories, so the moment you turned 18 you moved into the lust ring.

your life became better, but you still suffered from anxiety attacks due to the trauma that you endured from envy. you needed to find something to distract yourself so you decided to be a performer at “ozzie’s”.

you obviously had to audition, so you went with a pole routine. ozzie loved your performance and so you were hired on the spot! you felt like you were on top of the world and nothing could bring you down.

ozzie introduced you to fizz, and you guys hit it off! one thing led to another, and now you’re in a polyamorous relationship with them. at first you were nervous about this whole thing because you never been in a poly relationship. you were afraid of becoming too jealous, but they treated you so good and completely washed away your anxious thoughts.

you also told them about how you have anxiety problems due to your life living in the envy ring and warned them that you’re sensitive to certain things. they were both understanding and even fizz told you about his trauma so you’re not alone.

~~~

you had about 3 hours to spare before you had to perform again at “ozzie’s”, so you went walking to clear your head.

you strolled the streets of lust and went shopping for some new outfits. pink and white was your color, so you always seek out those colored clothes.

“oh shit, it’s the off brand angel dust!” an imp laughed.

you rolled your eyes to yourself and continued shopping. you were use to this kind of treatment, being called the “off brand angel dust” was so basic. at first it did hurt you, but overtime you stopped giving a fuck.

the imp and his friend kept following you around the store. your heart raced, but you tried to not show any reaction.

“angel dust from shein.” he snickered.

you left the store without any new clothes because you didn’t want to deal with them. you made your way back to “ozzie’s” and got ready in the designated dressing room.

“y/nnn, can i come in?” fizz shouted.

“of fucking course.”

fizz opened the door and wrapped his arms around you from the behind while you were putting on drag makeup.

“how was your walk? did you buy anything lustful.”

you didn’t dare to tell him what had happened today because him and ozzie will go haywire. “couldn’t find anything that i didn’t own.” you laughed.

fizz let go and sat on your lap facing you, “seems about right to how much ozzie spoils you.” he laughed, “are you ready for your performance?”

“i am! it’s gonna be sooo sexy. so you better keep it in your pants.” you stick your forked tongue out.

“gonna be hard.” he laughed, “you’re on in 30 minutes.” he lightly kissed your lips since you were wearing lipstick and didn’t want to ruin it. fizz got up from your lap and left your dressing room.

you let out a sigh and slouched as you stared at yourself in the mirror. those imps really got to you but you can’t let them hold that much power over you.

the performance went perfect, you didn’t slip or miss any beats. fizz and ozzie watched from the wings and as always they had to stop themselves from fucking you right then and there.

you blew a kiss to the audience before strutting away to the wings. your boyfriends pulled you into a tight hug before letting you go to get unready.

you walked back to your dressing room but stopped in your tracks once you saw the same imps.

“just saying, angel dust is a way better dancer than you. he has the body, the legs, the stamina, he is the og. but you? an uglier version of angel.” he laughed.

you clenched your fist, “you guys can’t be back here.”

the other one spoke, “look, we’re just trying to help. nobody wants to see the same pink and white whore, we already got one who is better than you. you should be thanking us!”

you shoved pass them and locked yourself in the dressing room. your breathing increased as you clutched onto your heart. “deep breathes” you whispered to yourself.

no, no this can’t be happening again. it’s been months since you had an anxiety attack just stay calm, you kept thinking to yourself. i’m not ugly, they’re just trying to get under my skin. you’re okay.

but no matter how many times you told yourself this it didn’t work. you groaned loudly and scratched at your skin to relieve tension.

“y/n? doll?” ozzie said from the other side of the door, “you doing alright? can i come in?”

you wiped away your tears and opened the door. ozzie came in and saw your teary eyes and ruined makeup. “oh doll, what happened?”

your breathing increased again, “it’s nothing, i’m fine.”

“you’re not fine, what is it? did something happen?” he held your hands.

“just some…” you couldn’t finish your sentence, just break down again and hyperventilating. ozzie picked you up and pulled you into a hug, “shh, it’s okay, i’m here. but you gotta tell me what happened because NOBODY will hurt you again.”

“just mean shit.” you managed to say through your sobs.

“oh honey..breathe with me.”

you followed his breathing and eventually calmed down. your head was aching from how much you were crying. ozzie sat you down on the bench and got on his knees to be at your level. he took your hands into his and squeezed them, “who said these things?”

“an imp with short white hair and wearing a blue shirt? and the other has longer white hair who wasn’t wearing a shirt.” you took shaky breath in and out.

“i’m gonna BEAT those FUCKERS UP” ozzie screamed before calming down, “sorry for yelling it’s just-”

“i know, ozzie.” you softly smiled but dropped it, “i don’t feel good about my self.” you sniffled, “i don’t understand why you and fizz want a “shein version of angel dust”.”

“doll, STOP thinking like that! you’re better than that! fizzy and i think you are the most beautiful, handsome, attractive, sexy looking demon here! how about you hang out with verosika tonight and fizz and i will go handle them, does that sound good?”

you nodded as ozzie stood up to call verosika. you couldn’t help but to scratch yourself to relieve tension again. he hung up and got down to your level again, pulling your hands away from your arms so you would stop hurting yourself, “verosika is coming over in about 30 minutes, just sit tight. will you be okay being here until then?”

“i will, thanks again.”

“of course, doll! you mean everything to fizzy and i.” he smiled. “please stop scratching yourself, okay?”

you nodded and hugged yourself with your arms and your tail.

ozzie ending up leaving you in this dressing room. you needed to get out of this costume and take off your ruined makeup but was too tired to do anything. you were glad you’re able to hang out with your best friend, but still so mentally tired.

another knock was heard, “hey bitch,” verosika said, “can i come in?”

“yeah,” you got up and open the door. verosika handed you a flask.

“you doing alright?”

“not really.”

“want to get dress in some sexy ass clothes and go to a bar?” she sweetly smiled.

“i guess..sorry im just so tired after i get anxiety attacks.”

She rubbed your shoulder, “i know, baby…do you want me to dress you up!” her smile gotten bigger, in which making you smile.

you agreed and watch verosika squeal out of happiness. she went through all of your clothes that was in the dressing room and picked out the sexiest one you have. “bitch, PLEASE wear this.”

“uh..i don’t know. i don’t think i’ll good in it.”

“oh come on, please? trust me you’re already fucking hot. wear this.” she threw it to you.

“fine.” you took it out of her hands and got dressed while she turned around.

“ya know..fizz and ozzie really loves you.”

“i hope so.”

“i know so. they always talk about you.”

you finished putting on the outfit and got her attention. she turned back around and gasped, “i need to ask if i can join in on the polyamory.” she laughed, “let me do your makeup.”

you sat down on the bench as verosika gathered the makeup from the vanity. she picked out all shades of pink and did your eyeshadow/eyeliner/mascara before doing your face. you turned back around to look at yourself in the mirror, still feeling ugly but you know that’s not true.

you and verosika made your way to the nearest bar and got drinks. she obviously got shit faced but you tried to just get tipsy and not too drunk. “you know, y/n, im really glad i met you.” she rested her head on your shoulder.

“i’m glad too. if it wasn’t for fizz and ozzie then we wouldn’t have been friends.”

“you have no idea on how much they love you.” she drunkly said, “they’ll do anything to protect you.”

“yeah..i think they’re beating up those guys right now.” you laughed.

“oh most definitely.”

you took another sip of your margarita, “i feel much better.”

“is the alcohol talking or you?”

“probably both.” you snickered, “but i do feel much better. thanks again for inviting me out.”

“of course, bitch. come on,” verosika slid off of the bar stool and wobbled a bit, “let’s take you back to fizz and ozzie.” she reached her hand out for you, in which you gladly took.

“verosika, i think maybe i should take you back to your place,” you laughed, “you’re shit face.”

“yeah but this day is for you,” she slurred.

“you could just spend the night with us.” you smirked.

“that’ll probably be better because i see four of you.”

[write-helluva-messy-boss]

They Need Attention

Asmodeus

The Warning Signs

is peckish, impatient, sensitive to and aware of all stimuli, especially touch and smell

is restless, can't seem to sit still (or remain calm)

is ruffled, floofy, especially in tail

tail is twitchy and extremely expressive (moreso than usual)

is really flirty

like, extremely flirty

like, he's Trying Really Hard ™

he appears randomly in places where he physically should not be capable of appearing (for example, he's known to be across the building and suddenly surprises you by appearing in your location)

he very anxiously announces that a specific group of people (all of whom he can of course name) are having sex at the moment in a location where he is not currently at. (Ozzie is am omnipotent sex god, just go with it; he gets energy from not only his lust but other ppl's lustful activities. he also hates being excluded from good sex, which he can most definitely sense and possibly even feel, even if he is not included or physically present for said sex — he can also locate said activities, and he will definitely try to interrupt and join if he is super antsy and needy. at the very least he will very knowingly compliment you on your fervor when you see him afterward, and he'll probably say something along the lines of "invite me next time.")

The Treatment

ignore him or reject him, explicitly on the basis of "for now" or "on your terms"

flirt back (and maybe even play hard to get)

physical touch of any kind, especially petting and admiration

invitation to have sex (ofc), but especially an honest and idiosyncratic offer (novelty excites the pretty bird)

if you're exim, pls top him

but also if you're exim, pls let him top you in a private one-on-one sex situation he's begging you—

also if you're anyone, pls top him, nobody tops him enough, he craves this

Fizzarolli

The Warning Signs

is more obnoxious than usual

tells really really bad jokes continually until one even kinda hits, and that only makes him keep going

also, more quiet than usual

staring blankly into space

extendo-wrappy arms & leggies with no concept of personal space

a whole lot of staring at you and Cheshire grinning while saying literally nothing even when asked

excessive drinking

The Treatment

pull him to you by the extendo-limbs. don't let him escape

coddling the baby jester he does like to be coddled when he's being cheeky

carry him like a backpack or a small child on your hip (if physically possible — he does tend to prefer people who are bigger than him, but this is only a sexual preference)

play along and tease back, tell even worse jokes/puns than his

make out with him while he's drunk, he loves that shit

hug or cuddle with him for long periods

let him drape himself across you (similar to cuddling and backpack/child on hip — he likes to be in your bubble)

pamper him and then suck the imp dick, or let him do what he wants, if he is feeling toppy

Exim

The Warning Signs

it's suddenly not staring straight through a wall for 8 hours straight

it's suddenly not being focused on tasks for 8 hours straight

unusual talkativeness

unusual friendliness

unusual expressiveness (voice has a slight but noticeable tone change to it)

it stares at you for 8 hours straight

The Treatment

it will self-treat most things, but it may ask for your assistance.

it will declare it is aroused and ask if you would like to have sex. if you're interested, follow it to the nearest sex room for anywhere from a 15 minute to 60 minute session. regardless of length, bring a fresh change of clothes and expect to be winded.

ask it if it's horny before it tells you. it will probably say no initially, but then return later because you reminded it that "horny" existed

cuddle time

quality time activities like saunas, hot tubs, and anything outdoorsy

pls ask to groom fur and hair — either yours or its

penetration and cunnilingus are really nice ngl

eye contact while fucking it? insane, does wonders. be obsessed with it's facial expressions and appearance

sexual time w one partner

but also its fav orgy group is fizz and ozzie so ya know, so if you're fizz or ozzie...

mutual masturbation tho fr

pls ask it to top you, it kind of loves that. it can dote on you but will also throw you across the room if you ask (safely ofc)

Commonalities:

Please take note to cancel your entire day's schedule when asking for sex/cuddle time with any of the above three, especially if asking more than one at the same time. the escapade will knock the wind out of you, trust me — you will not want to go back to work. (The House of Asmodeus very much encourages employees take unlimited sex and recovery days, as well as your allotted vacation time.)

[thenextchapterbegins]

The reign of terror begins

@lust-sinner​ {inspired by weak sin event.}

Jack exits the car seeing police sent ahead of him already setting up a crime scene as he walks into the building. “Ugh that smell, what the hell is that? I hate these fucking warehouses he picks.” Another officer walks over. “Sorry sir, theres a few perfume factories in the area, big industry for lust said to uh...make the experience more vibrant? I dont know, probably filled with asphrodisacs.” The officer said with a shrug. 

Jack looks forward and sees the scene playing out infront of him before looking to the body eyes widening cigar that he had placed into his mouth about to light falling out...“ holy shit...” 

Infront of them was a scene of a what-if situation that could have gone down on on new years. Tables with ghostly guests, ozzie on stage, a show is going on, suddenly there a visage of angels bursting in a ghostly firing of holy energy before the scene resets..the body in question was a heavy set flame sinner dressed in appearance as best as possible, whatever didnt fit was ofc cut and manipluated which was always a theme Followed by a painting and the words painted in blood. “The last show.”

“Sir!” An officer says walking up. “We just heard word that projections of this showing are popping up around the lust ring, started showing as soon as arrive, were getting calls across the city...” Jack lets out a silent. “Shit. Get them down as soon as possible, use whatever magic you need to shut them down...ozzie is gonna have my head for this if we dont...all of ours...god damnit..” 

He shakes his head heading over to some CSI members observing some runes. “Blood based?” He asks as a CSI cop nods and stands turning to the other. “Yup, just like the others, set on a loop that we see...theres something else in the magic but its too faint for us to detect....this one was planned out, but the whole atmsophere of the scene screams rage and anger, you can literally feel it in the magic. Its more personal, we think that the killer might have visited ozzies club...seeing as activity has mostly spawned in pride until now we are looking at either a high level sinner...possibly overlord status or just about...or worse, the theories of a hellborn might be true after all...could explain how fast this was all set up..and we do pick up faint portal signatures...their always masked of course.”

Jack places a hand on his chin. “Damnit, alright thanks let me know if you figure anything else out.”

He raises a brow seeing a few cops complain of a light headache before getting his attention. “SIR WE FOUND SOMETHING..looks like a cassete player, found it in the back...” A police officer yells out 

Jack turns and heads over. “Bring it out and play it.” The officer nods before retreating and returning looking over at csi beginning to go over the body.

There was a moment of crackling silence before a voice comes from the cassette. 

“Hello jack.” The killers voice, muffled. “Yes, i know your name, we’ve been playing this game of cat and mouse for so long..but im afraid were at the end, this showing isnt for you this time, its for lust, its for ozzie, its for hell. a week ago angels stormed ozzies club of lust. Blew it sky high and good ole lust man has been crying and begging people to have sex, to reknew him...to grow him, to strengthen him. That isnt going to happen, not here anywheres. No, fear is strong but im striking the match. My reign of terror its beginning today. No one will feel safe.”

There was talking between the CSI looking over the body. ‘what is that? is that a rune on the chest?’ ‘a rune? lemme see?...wait...its infused with...what is that..is that?’

The cassette continues. “As we all know, adam has ben poking holes in the powder keg, the destructive violent force between holy and hellish magic...like a ticking time bomb. No one is safe, not the highest of sins to the lowest of demons, at one time i had to bow at this stage, not this time. I’m a master of my craft, and your all puppets dancing to my strings. If you are hearing this message, that means the rune inscribed inside this casette has just activated. The smell you smell and the lightheadedness is from a gas main that runs through this building that’s been cut, the factories nearby are merely wood for this tinder.  Goodbye jack.” The cassette stops and all the ghostly apparitions disappear the runes on the ground glowing brightly. “THE WAREHOUSE IS TRAPPED.” Jack screams out but its too late he feels himself being pushed back as someone casts a spell portals opening trying to escape from the various magically inclinded cops jack nearly makes it out of the other side as the portal begins to close seeing the runes ignite.

A moment of silence before an earth-shattering explosion.

The runes laced with a destructive force explode, the body laced with unstable holy blood plenty to find during new years kick off the gas that had been flowing into the building as the warehouse is akin to being filled with tnt. 

The first stage of the eruption was complete then game the moment of orange hueish fire glowing before secondary explosions bigger then the last begin to ignite from the various factories neighboring the now inferno.

Off far in the distance, a lone imp watches the destructive finale from ontop a rooftop staring in awe. 

“Its beautiful...”

[uwupissarozzieuwu]

yeah I agree it must seem bizarre! Most people don’t get to see the whole thing unfold firsthand because Ozzie’s is so exclusive, but the gossip that goes around on the internet/in tabloids when Fizz’s limbs seem to stop working and he doesn’t perform for a whole week for the first time ever must be widespread. And ofc everyone speculates over his comeback show and whether ‘that’ was intentional, but I bet most fans do it in a pretty dehumanising way :(

Ohhh, yeah. Tabloids and news stations make bank off of the rumors. And of course, they range anywhere from, “Ozzie’s Host Fizzarolli Sabatoged??” to, “King Asmodeus Punishes Star Ozzie’s Host??” to straight up, “Fizzarolli Dead Onstage??” It becomes all Lust Ring’s news stations can talk about for that whole week, the rumors getting more bizarre as the week progresses. The news even spreads to the other rings.

Then, rumors spread that Fizzarolli is making a comeback, and even despite the exclusiveness of the club, Ozzie’s is more packed than ever.

And you know how fans are with recording shit.

Hell’s news stations are richer than ever.