#magnus glitches

[magnus-glitch-archive]

Magnus Protocol Episode 35

Teddy: "It's fine." In response to Alice asking about his new job.

[zlinkiez]

Something something... Eldritch Podcast men and their Chekov's lighters. I just love them so.

[starsh0ck]

Helen distortion for my DTIYS on Twitter ^_^

[lostwords-found]

So. Norris! Buddy. Is there any particular reason you decided to read that particular file for everyone?

You know, the file about a man consumed by fear and guilt because he murdered the person he loved?

The file about a man who finds himself trapped in a walled garden, cut off from the outside world, with his murdered lover's voice forever whispering in whatever remains of his ears?

The file about a man who finds himself gradually losing his humanity as his new prison transforms him, slowly and painfully, into a part of itself?

The file about a man who finds that even as this transformation ultimately brings him serenity on the surface, even as he can no longer remember what he once was, "deep inside [him] beneath the roots there is something that still shakes with terror"?

Look, I'm just asking, here, but is there anything you'd like to say to the class, Norris?

[andillwriteyouatragedy]

"He’s there the whole time, just... watching me. Watching me scream and thrash and— He’s all eyes. He’s all eyes."

[elegantmarigold]

Sam being immediately called out for lying about being done with the "Magnus stuff" is so funny. Absolutely no one believes you. The computers don't believe you. Alice doesn't believe you. You don't believe yourself. You are in a series titled "the Magnus protocol". This is the most obviously incorrect statement in the entire podcast so far.

[pidge0n8]

you need a door

[radioactive-yuri]

i've seen a lot of people talk about the whole "glitches in the audio means someone's lying" theory, and one thing i find really interesting about that is that apparently there's been only one glitch when lena's talking? which means that there's only one thing she's been lying about, and that's about colin being able to resign.

now, to me, this makes sense. it seems like someone other than lena is in charge of colin's employment, or at least making sure he can't leave. we had both of these lines way back in episode 1:

so, if the glitch theory is true, the only intentional lie lena has told thus far is that colin can leave. which means

things lena kelley has NOT been lying about:

people (other than colin) are able to quit

she wasn't able to join the others at the bar

she's not particularly wealthy

she's been needing someone to step up to "the real job" for a while now

she does not watch television

the theatricality IS necessary

mr. bonzo is a valued asset

screaming helps (they usually like it)

basically everything she said about the oiar and its purpose in tmagp 13

[endomentendo]

[WIP]

Colin tried to search and find what was up with FR3-d1. But he should’ve remembered, poking a bear with a stick is a game of suicide. And FR3-d1 is starving.

(Yes that was a Freddy fazbear joke)

[tea-moth11]

But I also hope it hurts.

[magnus-glitch-archive]

The Magnus Protocol episode 39

No glitches heard.

Slight static heard as Alice began telling her nightmare.

[urmomslonelycryptid69]

I do NOT trust the freaky American man from suspicious company I have a feeling going to starkwall Is an awful idea 😭

[wh1msycat]

I dont think ill ever make something as good as this

Uuggghhhh DistortedGlitch by beloveds

[klm-zoflorr]

The Major Arcana (tarot) (TMA): Michael Distortion & Helen Distortion as The Lovers

Look okay this one is a bit of a reach I'll admit. But honestly though there are many ships I like I just didn't feel like crowning any one of them as the "one true pairing"

So, you instead get these guys and the unbreakable bond they have with the silly yellow door. Also I didn't have any other cards that fit the Distortion so there goes

[corvidae666]

Watchers

[daredevil-vagabond]

Hello Chester (or is it welcome back?)

Liquid sound waves pour from my eyes My heart cries out to you in desperation 7 a.m. is when the station plays its sounds

- Housewife radio, GHOST

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