#mainly because bugs scared me and they still do

[onenicebugperday]

Well I certainly didn’t expect to illicit so many questions when I reblogged this post and added some tags about jumping spider content online.

Firstly, let me say there’s nothing wrong with keeping jumping spiders as pets. I have one myself. She’s a captive bred regal jumping spider. She’s currently a bit over two years old. I’ve had other jumping spiders as well, but they passed of old age and in one instance, a failed molt, which is fairly common.

Before and after getting pet jumpers, I joined some jumper groups, read a lot of care guides, and watched a slew of videos about keeping them.

It became obvious pretty quickly that apparently due to their cute fuzzy appearance, large round eyes, and intelligent behavior, people (owners, admirers, and popular content creators) assign human and mammal emotions and behaviors to them, often to their detriment.

I personally believe bugs are complex creatures that can be intelligent and have emotions, but that those emotions and behaviors are NOT analogous to human or mammal behavior and ignoring their natural needs and behaviors means you’re likely not providing proper care for them.

This is mainly about handling. Bugs don’t want to be handled. They get nothing positive out of it emotionally. They don’t want to be pet or cuddle with you. They don’t want to hang out with you. You’re a big scary predator, and it likely wants to get away from you. Forcing handling can stress, injure, or kill them. That’s why I tagged the post (linked above) “your spider is not a cat.” It doesn’t seek affection from you.

I can’t tell you how many posts or videos I saw where people were super upset because they let their jumper out of its enclosure to handle it and it either escaped and got lost or they somehow crushed it and killed or injured it badly. I’ve also seen people chasing their jumper around its enclosure trying to grab it or get it to jump onto their hand when it’s clearly just trying to hide.

As an example, a very common thing I’ve seen in videos about jumpers is people saying when they lift their front legs at you and jump or climb onto you/your hands it’s because they “want uppies” and want to be pet and be close to you. This is a wild misreading of behavior. Sometimes raising the front legs is a defensive display, trying to make itself look larger to scare away a threat. Other times, they’re waving their legs around to sense and feel their environment, or preparing to jump onto something. They are arboreal, and their natural behavior is to find a high vantage point, so climbing onto the big thing (you) nearby is normal. It’s not because it seeks your affection.

Certainly if you DO handle them frequently they can get used to it, and it becomes less stressful for them. But in my opinion the dangers outweigh any positives, and I don’t handle mine. These are wild animals that have not been domesticated, even when captive bred. If you want to give them enrichment, and you should, offer them prey to chase or interesting things to explore in a larger enclosure. For those that do still handle them, I’d encourage you to watch their behavior closely and read the spidery cues they’re giving you rather than assuming they’re feeling what a cute little mammal might be feeling in the same scenario.

I could go on with specifics about certain videos, but I wasn’t planning on writing a huge post and this is already long. Also I’m sure many people would disagree with me about some things I’ve said, and I’m not going to argue about anything. This is just how I feel based on what I’ve seen of online jumping spider content, and it’s why I no longer interact with most of it.

[wontonies]

⭑.ᐟ riize reactions to you waking them up to kill a bug

riize x reader

this was a request! if you would like to request something, feel free <3 they are always open

warnings: none, sungchan’s may be a little suggestive but not really

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shotaro:

he would stare at you a bit confused, blinking a couple times and rubbing the sleep from his eyes. you gently tapped him when you saw it while doing your nightly routine— the face-wash still lathered on your cheeks.

“a bug, baby? well we can’t have that,” he’d sigh with a chuckle, sluggishly getting up to kill it for you. waiting for you to finish your skincare steps, he wrapped his arms around your waist and stuck to you until you were ready to go back to bed.

eunseok:

you actually did not wake him up, knowing he’s been barely sleeping due to practices. on his end though, he’s been in and out of sleep for an hour now. much to his disappointment, you were missing each time he started to slightly wake up.

the only sound you heard while you were crouched down in the dim kitchen, cup of water in one hand and your slipper in the other, was a camera taking a photo. flinching a bit at the sudden noise, you turned to see eunseok with an amused look on his face and his phone camera aimed directly at you.

“is this the reason you haven’t come to bed tonight?” he shook his head, grabbing the slipper from your hand.

sungchan:

he loves when you do this (this is definitely something that happens frequently), mainly because you know exactly how to get him up for your request.

“babe,” you whispered, rubbing his bicep with one hand and his shoulder with the other as you were hovering over him. eyes still closed, he hummed and shifted his body in acknowledgment.

“i need my ridiculously strong boyfriend right now,” you giggled.

“like, you need need me? or regular need me?” he teased, already knowing what your answer was.

pecking his cheek, “i need my strong boyfriend to get the significantly less-strong spider in the bathroom. did i mention you’re so strong?”

wonbin:

good luck getting him to wake up for this, he’d be just as scared as you are. and on this night, he actually happened to wake you up. getting up to use the bathroom and yelping when he saw the bug practically waiting for him outside the door.

and that’s how you both found yourselves face to face with the tiny creature, “please get it, please-“ he stopped whispering to you when you faced him with a glare.

“remind me to never date anyone who is just as scared of bugs as i am,” you groaned, the sarcasm heavy on your voice. hearing this, he gasped and lunged forward to kill it without a second thought.

“who’s scared? definitely not me,” he replied— thinking you couldn’t see the obvious shake in his hands.

sohee:

usually clings onto you while you two sleep, so the minute he feels you shift away from him: his eyes are opening. “you okay?” he mumbled.

“yes, just want to get some water,” you spoke softly. his arm guided you back down, “i’ll get it for you.”

seeing it on his way to the kitchen, he just quietly took care of it and carried on. he gets offended if you don’t let him do things for you, so you wouldn’t have even had the chance to see the bug let alone get up from your spot in the bed.

anton:

he’s used to you waking him up for things, pulls you onto his chest when he starts feeling you poke him and sleepily kisses your head.

“need something?” he speaks into your hair. when you tell him the reason, his eyebrows furrow and he opens one eye to look at you, “wait, you’re being serious?”

tries to convince you to go back to sleep and ignore it, but you are too persistent. “okay okay look, i’m getting up,” shaking his head as he stood up.

“you’re what was scaring her?” he sighed in disbelief, staring at the tiny spider on the ground.

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[daydreamerswriting]

The greasers going camping with there girlfriend's family?

an: I haven't gone camping in so long 😔 will be doing this as headcanoans!

W: some swearing I think. Gn reader

Darry Curtis

This mf definitely loves camping

He definitely loved camping as a kid

So when you asked if he wanted to come with your family, he was so excited

He played it cool tho

"Yeah sure, sounds fun." Internally: "Yippie!! 🤗🥳"

Helps your parents pitch the tent and feels so masculine 😭

He thinks it's the sweetest thing when you make a smore for him

If you don't have siblings, he feels so relaxed, this is such a vacation for him

If you do have siblings, that's okay too.

Little siblings, they stress him out a bit but he thinks their adorable. He has them help him find firewood. "Is this stick good, Darry?" "Hmm.. this one isn't dry enough. It'll smoke."

If you have teenage siblings, that's also okay!

He'll lowkey gossip with them?

He has no problem talking to your parents and charms them

Carves your initials into a tree (D + Y/I)

Then you carve a heart around it

Literally just having the best time

Sodapop Curtis

He was so excited but also nervous when you asked if he wanted to go

He's scared of bugs 😔

Helps pitch the tent and feels like he's bonding with your parents so well

If you have younger siblings, he has so much fun with them.

Tag, hide and seek, looking for sticks, skipping rocks, anything, he's playing

He'll also be entertaining them with spooky stories

Older siblings, he's cool with them too, but stays by you

No siblings, he feels a little awkward with only your parents being there with the two of you

His happy-go-lucky attitude charms them though

He's so excited for smores

He makes you a smore and feels so proud

Feels so awkward because he wants to be affectionate with you but your parents are there

He trys to teach you how to skip rocks on water

You or your sibling make a flower crown and he's so happy to wear it

Steve Randle

This mfing show off

He helps load and unload the car, carrying as much as he possibly can

If you are anyone else in your family is carrying a lot of stuff, he'll go, "Let me help you."

He's so proud of himself and will flex at you afterwards.

"Yeah, no biggie for me 💪😏" boy shut up

If you have siblings, he was not happy to learn that they'd be coming

If you have older siblings, it's not as bad

Really young siblings, okay. He'll think they're cute and help them get fire wood and mess with bugs

Around 12-15 year old siblings? He's not definitely not happy 😔

So excited to tell spooky stories around the campfire

He's not the most charming, but he's sweet enough to win your parents over

"Sir" and "ma'am"

But then he made a dirty joke too loud and your parents heard, so he got embarrassed and apologized 😔

He'll pick a flower for you and put it tuck it by your ear

Johnny Cade

He's never gone camping, but he's excited to go with you

He's so nervous about being around your parents though

But they like him, he's nice

He's actually not scared of bugs, he thinks they're cool

If you have older siblings, he'll look up to them in a way, he enjoys getting to talk to them

If you have younger siblings, he's happy to play with them

If you have no siblings, he'll probably be a little more awkward and stick to your side more

He'll pick wild flowers for you

"Here, y/n 😊" He hands you a little bouquet of dandelions and other little flowers

He accidentally catches his marshmallow on fire 😔

Wanders off with you to look for firewood and talk

Two-Bit Matthews

Before you go, you tell him that he needs to be on his best behavior

He would rather just go camping with you and/or his friends but whatever

I don't think he'd be able to charm your parents very well

But they see how happy he makes you, so it's okay

He's so excited for smores!

If you have older siblings, he'll joke with them, but still mainly hang by you

If you have little siblings, he will play with them and he will be so, so competitive

But he'll teach them how to stick rocks if there's a pond nearby

If you have a sibling close in age, he'll joke around with them too

Not scared of bugs but will curse out the mosquitoes (just not infront of your parents)

Tells you that if a bear comes, he'll fight it off

Also tells you that if a moose comes, he'll use you as a human shield, and tells you to use your siblings 💀

Dallas Winston

He has nothing against camping, but he does not want to go with your parents. It took quite a bit of convincing

Camping pro?

Puts the tent up by himself (+1 wow point from your parents)

You two "get lost" while looking for firewood (he didn't want to go back)

You talk forever

If you have older siblings, he won't really talk to them all that much, and they probably have preconceived notions about him cause he's Dallas Winston

If you have little siblings, he'll play with them a bit

Tag becomes super competitive

He'll suggest sardines (the reverse hide and seek game), just so he can hopefully hide with you and get to be close to you

If you have siblings close in age, he'll talk to them some, but mainly stays glued to your side

He'll find a nice rock and give it to you (he acts nonchalant bout it but he's like 😖🤗 internally)

He doesn't really care for smores so he might give you his

You'll go stargazing but he'll stare at you the whole time cause he does not give a fck about stars

"Look, there's the little dipper." You point at the sky. "Mhm😍" "...Dallas, you're not even looking." He'll grumble and look at the sky. "Wow🙄"

Wants to make out in the tent once your parents fall asleep.

If you say no, he suggests sneaking out of the tent.

If you say no, he'll huff and puff then suggest that you at least come into his sleeping bag with him.

An: this was so fun to write

[rainrot4me]

I Not sure if you’re taking requests right now, but I’d love to see your take on trans Jeff the Killer!”

AHHHHAHAHAHAH YES LET ME SPEAK LET ME SPEAK SIT AND LISTEN. This is long, I have a deep love for raunchy transmascs.

── .✦

Afab tomboy kid to bitter transmasc adult pipeline.™

Jeff was always rowdy. Always scraped knees, dirt under his nails, running with the neighborhood boys, never wanting to wear the pastel dresses his mother picked. He’d have screamed if he had to wear a bow. Every time one of the other kids said “You can’t play with us, girls aren’t allowed.” He’d be getting sat down and scolded by his mother because he had given that kid a bloody nose out of anger.

He was that “problem child” who never sat still, roughhousing and refusing to act “like a girl.” It earned him constant lectures from teachers and endless sighs from his mother—the “why can’t you just behave?” moments that felt like acid on his skin.

He liked toy swords, monster movies, getting his hands dirty—anything that let him feel powerful, even if he couldn’t yet name why it felt right. He would hide bugs and tiny critters in his pockets and bring them home to scare his brother.

The second puberty hit, Jeff’s sense of betrayal was off the charts. His chest came in. Periods started. Suddenly the adults were trying to mold him into a “young lady”—and the body that had always felt mostly neutral in childhood turned into a prison.

He became angry. Bitter. His room went from messy-kid-chaos to total rage den: holes punched in the wall, broken pencils, fists clenched so hard they shook. This is where the mask of apathy starts—Jeff acting like nothing bothers him, but inside, he is rotting with confusion and dysphoria. The worst part? He’s completely lost in it.

He doesn’t know what transitioning is, doesn’t understand that he could change, doesn’t have the resources or the patience or the want to seek help. All he knows is that he’s angry and he wears clothes way too big for him.

By high school, he’s full-blown spiteful. Short hair, baggy clothes, fights every authority figure tooth and nail. When he hears “you’re such a bitch,” it’s a death sentence in his brain. He’d weaponize his rage, becoming known as the scary teenager that you didn’t want to look at in the lunchroom for too long. He’d lean into the violence, because being feared felt better than being pitied.

It’s only when Jeff hears about the first trans person in his school that he stops and thinks, for once. Everyone badmouthed them, preaching how nasty and weird it was. He just stayed silent, slowly clicking every puzzle piece together when he didn’t even know there was a puzzle to begin with. It just all suddenly clicks.

The “killer origin” moment (burning off his face, slicing his smile) is also a transition metaphor. He chose his name, his body, his power. It was a permanent break from being what everyone demanded. Even though it’s bloody and horrifying, there’s a raw beauty to how Jeff reshapes himself—no more being a daughter, no more being a girl, no more being told “you can’t.”

He over-corrects, though, with aggression. A brutal, controlling masculinity that’s almost satirical—picking fights, dominating rooms, refusing to show vulnerability. If you ever see him truly soft, you’re seeing a side only his closest do. His entire life he’s learned that boys are mean, men are brutal, and masculinity in its whole is anger. So that’s what he embodies, because that’s what he’s learned.

THIS IS FOR THAT ONE ASK I GOT, HERE YOU ARE ANGEL: If you headcanon him Latino, mainly Catholic based, that adds such a sting—a family that saw girlhood as “pure” and “holy,” a church that said his feelings were a sin. That made Jeff’s rebellion even more violent. The guilt stays with him, even as an adult. Sometimes after a kill, he’ll wonder if God is sitting there watching him ruin everything. He’ll spit blood on a cross just to feel in control again.

Post transition? He’s proud as hell. He uses the scars from his face as a kind of armor—they distract from what he used to hate about his body, and make him feel permanently, violently other. They gave him ownership over his own flesh. He still deals with dysphoria sometimes—certain clothing, certain angles—but Jeff is the type to overcompensate with bravado and aggression. He’ll joke about “having a bigger dick than anyone here” and absolutely believing it.

He’s DIY’d more things than he should. Ben sometimes jokes about “Frankenstein hormone therapy” because Jeff refused to go through proper channels and took T from thrown away vials or by swiping them in drugstores. He binds, because even after he’s threatened murder on EJ, he still won’t give him top surgery because he doesn’t care, “you smell like a man, isn’t that good enough for you?” while snarling his nose (not in a transphobic way, in a you fucking reek way).

He binds so tight it hurts to breathe, but he likes it that way. It makes him feel secure. Pre-wrap and medical tape that nearly tears his nipples when he takes it off (if he does, he wear that shit for days at a time, only changing it when it begins to fall on its own). Kinda feels badass lounging around with no shirt and covered in bloodied tape.

Gets serious muscle tone and definition from missions and wrestling people to the ground, becomes incredibly lean and strong especially in his biceps and shoulders, which helps a lot with the “man” image.

All in all, don’t fuck around with it. It doesn’t matter who you are, what you are, or how close you two are—one word about any of it and you’re gone. It breaches a sort of delusional sense about his transition, he truly unshakenly believes he has a dick and he’s hormonally a male and that every childhood picture is somebody else. It’s the mental illness, but it’s also a safe-block on his brain to keep him from spiraling into anything messier. He has enough going on, there’s no point in stressing his body and psyche further.

꩜ .ᐟ

[aboutchriss]

Bed bugs

Pairing: Idol! Chan x fem! reader

Genre: smut, fluff, maybe crack idk

Warnings: slight choking (just a hand on the neck, nothing more) (f! receiving), dry humping, oral sex (m! receiving), make-out session, cuddles, mention of Chan's room.

Author notes: when I first started writing "Physiotherapy and Coconut Oil" back at the beginning of October, I was convinced to write it as fluff, mainly because I can't write smut; after a couple of weeks, I left it in my drafts, and leave it there till the first two weeks of December, I was under heavy medication bc I had a painful surgery on my foot, and the only thing that helped to go through insomnia caused by the pain was writing that story, I wrote and wrote day and night, and it helped so so much, that's why I was shocked when @ardef38 asked for a pt 2, so here you go love, I hope you like it.

(Kinda proof read, it’s 1:40 am as I’m ’reading’ this so, be patient I’ll correct any mistakes later)

Fun fact: I do really ride motorcycles since I was 17 (and yes I may be reckless).

Word count: +4k (I got carried away I’m sorry)

Thank you so much, I really, really appreciate all the feedback, I love you all.🩷

Sincerely Glo

As always, requests are open!

-✉️

I'm so insecure about my English. As I said, it's not my first language, and I'm always scared to make mistakes or stuff like that. So, if you find mistakes, please let me know. I'll be thankful, and my English will improve!

-✉️

Part one is here

"Stop moving. I'm trying to sleep."

he mumbles on your back

"I can't, I'm sorry."

You mumble

"Why? What is happening, baby?"

he asks, hugging you tighter

"Uhm, I'm sorry my insomnia is bothering me, I-i don't know why."

"What can I do for you? A cup of tea? cuddles?"

he asks

"I don't know either, honestly, usually I stay in bed and stare at the ceiling."

"It's a common thing?"

he whispers, almost like he doesn't want to be heard by someone

"What? That I can't sleep? Oh yeah, definitely.”

you say, turning yourself towards him

"Mh"

"You should be tired, you know that? after a full day of work and after what we did."

he says

"I know, Channie, but my brain can't shut down."

"I have an idea."

he says, hugging you tighter, your head on his chest with his hand between your hair

"What?"

you ask, looking at him

"Shhhh, just close your eyes and relax, okay?"

"Mh, okay. I doubt that whatever you're about to do, you'll make me fall asleep."

"Shshhh"

close your eyes

go to sleep

know my love is all around

dream in peace

when you wake

you will know I'm still with you

He repeats the verse over and over until you don't hear him anymore.

You know that you fall asleep because of his voice and the lullaby that he was singing, and the way he was stroking your hair gently, but mostly because he's warm; one time, someone said that he's like the feeling of walking in a warm room after spending the whole day out in the cold. It's true he really is like that domestic feeling.

"Good morning, ray of sunshine. How did you sleep?"

he asks you when you walk into your kitchen

"Oh, good morning. I thought you were already gone and good. I don't know which magic you've put in your cuddles and voice, but I haven’t slept like this in months."

you say

"Gone? No, I had to make you breakfast since I've slept over and used your bathroom to shower. I also used your body wash. Now I know why you smell so good."

he says while working on something at the stove

"That's why the bottle is half empty."

you giggle, hugging him from behind

"I'm sorry. I'll rebuy it for you."

he says

"Ya, it's okay, you don't have to. you smell like me now,"

"Yep, and trust me, I love it."

he says

"Yeah?"

"Mhmm"

"Aaah, you're warm, Channie it's freezing today even if it's mid-summer."

you say, hugging him from behind

"It has rained all night, we didn't notice because we were...umh...busy."

he says, turning towards you

"Busy...yeah...Chan, oh my god, it was...did I do these?"

you ask, touching his neck and chest

"No, no, it was a bed bug."

"Ehi -you slap his chest- I-god, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, me too. we got carried away, didn't we?"

he says, touching your neck and making you shiver

"Definitely, but I'm going to be honest I don't mind it and I don’t regret it.”

you say, smiling and kissing him on his naked chest

"Chan...-you say, sniffing around- something is burning."

"NO THE PANCAKES!"

he quickly turns towards the stove, swearing and mumbling against the burnt cakes

"Fuck, i-i wanted to make you breakfast."

he pouts, looking at the burnt pancakes

"It's okay, Channie -you giggle- thing like this happens when you're distracted."

"So you're saying that is your fault?"

he asks, looking at you, one of his dimples popping out

"Yeah, definitely."

you laugh

"Okay, put something on. I'll buy you breakfast."

"No."

you say

"Yes."

he says

"No."

"Yes."

"I said no."

"And I said yes."

"Channie, you don't have to"

"But I want to"

he says

"But-ugh, what if people see us around."

you say

"You're part of the staff, and we can go to the JYP cafeteria, the one inside the building."

"Mh, okay, but with one condition."

"Which one?"

he asks

a smirk appears on your face

"I don't like that smile."

he says

"I'll take you to the building with my motorcycle."

"You-you can ride?"

he asks

"yeah, I thought you liked it when I did it on your-"

"Shsh, don't-shut up, okay, okay."

he says, covering your mouth with one of his hands

"You're not reckless, aren't you?"

he asks with a worried tone

"Me? Reckless? absolutely not."

you smile

"That smile...I don't trust you."

"Not my business, Channie."

10 minutes later, you are in the elevator, and funny to say, but both of you choose a black hoodie (mostly because you have to cover your hickeys and not to catch a cold since the air is fresher)

"You copied my outfit."

you say, looking at him

"Do it look like I'm wearing Doc Martens and leggings?"

he asks, looking at you

"No, even if you would look good in leggings, but your outfit is total black, just like mine."

"I always dress like this."

“I aLwAyS dReSs LiKe ThIs”

You mock him

“It’s true, my whole wardrobe is black.”

"Yeah, but you still copied my outfit."

you smile, walking outside the elevator, Chan being by your side

"Jagiya.."

he says

"Mh?"

you say, not paying attention to the feeling that you felt in your stomach after that nickname

"I'm scared."

he says, looking at his feet

"About..?"

you say opening your garage door

"I've never been on a motorcycle."

he says shyly

"It's okay, Channie. There is a first time for everything. I'm going to explain everything, okay?"

"You-fuck, you can drive this thing?"

he asks

"Yeah, she's my baby."

"Baby? it's huge, how can you manage to drive this?"

you shrug your shoulders, looking at him

"I just do it, just trust me okay?"

"I do trust you."

he says

"Yeah?"

you ask, looking at him, and he simply nods

"Okay, big boy, put this on."

you say, giving him one of your motorcycle jackets

"I hope it fits; one of my friends gifted it to me, but she took three sizes bigger than mine, and I couldn't return it."

"It's a little bit tight on my shoulders."

he says, closing the zip

"It fits perfectly; you have protections, so it has to be tight."

you say, zipping your protective jacket

"It's weird. I'm not used to tight things."

he says, putting his backpack on his shoulders again

"Now, move, I have to take the motorcycle out of the garage. Can you grab the two helmets there? and when you're out, close the door, please."

you say, pointing at a wood cabinet. You press the clutch and move backward with the motorcycle; when the bike is in the correct position, you press down the stand.

"Okay, give me these."

you say, taking the helmets from his hands

"I'm going to put the helmets on you, okay, and I'll explain everything."

you say, putting the helmet on him. You do the same with yours

"Does it feel loose?"

you ask

"No, it's perfect."

you can see him smiling even if half of his face is covered

"And now -you press the inter-phone button- can you hear me?"

"Oh yeah, it's like you're inside my head."

he giggles

you turn on your bike, leaving her roar

"Damn, it's loud."

he giggles

"Okay, so -you say, straddling the motorcycle pushing the stand up with your foot- use that thing to get on and sit here."

you say, patting on the small sitting place for him

"Are you sure you can-?"

he asks

"Yes, trust me, Chan, I've been riding since I was 17."

you smile at him

he sits behind you, getting more comfortable once the bike is stable

"See? You won't fall; both of my feet are on the ground."

"Keep your feet there when we're on the road, don't put them on the ground at a red light or a stop sign. You have to put your arms around me tight or on the tank, especially when I brake; you'll feel it, so don't worry. When we take a turn, you have to follow me with your body. You're basically my shadow, or even better, my backpack, so follow every movement I make, okay?"

you say

"Yep"

"Now, arms around me."

you say, waiting for his arms

"Hold on tight."

you say before pressing the clutch with your left and putting the first gear with your left foot

"Here we goooo."

you say

"Oh my god, we're moving, ahah wow."

"Hold on tight, Channie."

you say, patting on his hands

"That's-wow, oh my god."

"You want me to go faster?"

you say once you're on the road

"Fuck yes"

he says

and you do as he said. You accelerate and shift gear; the sun has been out for hours, so the road is dry now.

"How does it feel?"

you ask him

"It's like, I don't know how to explain it."

"Freedom?"

you suggest

"Yeah, yes, that's the right word."

he says

"That's why you do it? I mean, that's why you drive?"

you hear his voice through the inter-phone, and you simply nod.

"Can you go faster? I wanna feel free."

he says

"Of course."

you giggle, and you shift once again the gear, the two of you speeding in the streets of Seoul, zig-zagging between the buses, cars, and taxis

"Oh my gooood, too fast, too fast"

he almost screams

"Ahahah, just hold onto me, and you'll be fine, Channie. Trust me."

the grip of his arms around your waist getting tighter

"You're crazy."

he says

"I know"

"And reckless, and oh my god, I want to do this every day."

he says

"I know -you laugh- should I pick you up tomorrow?"

"Oh, I—I'm not that brave. God, you have a big pair of balls to drive a thing like this. I could never."

"Oh, you could, and you would look so hot in one of these, with a compression shirt on-ush what a vision."

you say

"Are you fantasizing about me?"

he asks

"I mean, yeah, you as a biker? damn, Christopher, I would be on my knees."

you say, teasing him

"You were on your knees for me yesterday, and definitely, I'm not a biker."

he says, teasing you back

"I- you- uh- I hate you."

you say

"Yeah, yeah, it was clear with all the 'oh, ah' that you were whimpering against my ear last night."

he says, placing one of his hands on your thighs

"Oh-you-shut up"

you say, glad that he can't see the color of your cheeks

"Here we are person that I absolutely hate, and it's banned from my house."

you say braking and turning off the motorcycle once you're in the proper park

"Oh c'mon, I was joking -he says, taking off his helmet- I'll never mention cute whimpers again."

he pouts

"Shhh, are you crazy talking about this here?"

"Right, 'm sorry, where do I put this?"

he asks, lifting his helmet

"Oh, just bring it with you."

you say

"So...umh, breakfast?"

he asks, breaking the silence between the two of you

"Yeah, breakfast."

you sigh, looking at him, his hair messed up because of the helmet

"Ladies first"

he says, opening the front door of the building for you

"Oh, what a gentleman."

you say, walking toward the elevator, bowing to the person who just stepped out of the elevator

"Yeah, gentleman."

he mumbles, pressing the number three, and once the elevator doors closed, you talk

"What you're mumbling about?"

you look at him

"Nothing"

"Chan, c'mon, you can't do this after what we did."

"I'm -he sighs- I let you go first to look at your ass in those stupid leggings, so I'm not a gentleman."

he crosses his arms

"Oh, well, I'll make sure to put them more often."

you say, shrugging your shoulders

"You're not mad?"

he asks

"that you look at my ass when you can? No. You literally saw me naked, so that's nothing of this -you point at your whole body- that you haven't seen."

"Mh, good to know."

he smirks, and once the lift doors open, he goes

"Ladies first, of course."

he winks at you and you can do nothing but laugh at him.

after a couple of minutes of indecision, his indecision actually, he brings to the table two tall cups of cappuccino and a piece of cake for him

"You sure that you don't want a bite?"

he asks, offering you a piece of pie

"Hundred percent Chan"

you smile at him

"Do you have to work today?"

he asks

"Uhm... no, I don't think so, actually. I'm here just for breakfast—you giggle—why?"

"I have to meet with Han and Binnie for some fixes on a new song and do the usual Sunday live, so...would you mind coming with me?"

"I- you- you want me in your studio?"

"Yes"

"The one where no one is allowed?"

"Mhmm"

he nods, sipping on his cappuccino

"The one where the darker aura Christopher works?"

"Yes, that one."

"Mh, okay, if you... don't mind having me there."

you shrug your shoulders

"I don't mind it. You have a relaxing effect on me."

he says

"Interesting"

you say, sipping on your coffee

"The boys are already there. Should we go?"

"I follow you, mister dark aura."

"Oh, shut up."

he says, looking at you

"Hello everyone"

he says, entering in the studio

"Hi Hyung"

the bandmates say at the same time

"Oh, y/n? Hi, what are you doing here?"

"I-uh, I saw him in the middle of the street, he was like an abandoned puppy."

"Hey"

he says, sitting down in his working chair

"So I offered him a ride on my motorbike, and to pay me back, he offered me breakfast."

you laugh nervously

"You ride a motorcycle?"

changbin asks

"Yes? why does everybody find this weird."

you say

"I don't know, you don't look like someone who rides a motorcycle."

Binnie says

"But I am."

you laugh, sitting on the couch in the studio

The three men start working on the new song. You're not paying too much attention because

1. you're too distracted by the way Chan gets so severe when he's at work, so bossy but at the same time gentle with his members

2. you're working too, on your phone, but you're working, planning all the appointments with the members and the artists of JYP

"Oh, looks like someone had fun last night."

you hear Han's voice, and you're head snaps toward his direction so fast that you hear a crack in your neck

"Yeah, you weren't home last night. Where were you last night, Chan?"

Changbin says

then you notice that Chan took off his hoodie, revealing all the hickeys and bite marks on his neck

"What?"

he asks, looking at them

"Your neck Chan, what the fuck? What did you do?"

Han asks

"Uh, bed bugs."

he says, typing and clicking on his computer, not paying too much attention to them

"Yeah, a big one."

Han says

"One with human teeth"

Changbin laughs

"Oh shut up, the two of you."

Chan says, his cheeks turning pink

"Who is she?"

asks the two gossipy men

"No one, it was a bed bug."

he says once again

"Do you know anything about this?"

Changbin asks, and both of them turn toward you

"Uh, bed bugs are big these days."

you shrug your shoulders

"Mh, yeah."

they look at each other with a smirk

after a couple of minutes, they stopped asking about his marks and focused again on their work, recording some chorus, laughing when someone went out of tune, and listening over and over again at the song till it was perfect

"Aaaaand we're done."

Chan says, stretching up his arms in the air and clapping at the work of 3racha

"Aaaagh, I'm hungry."

Changbin says

"Me too."

Han says

"Hyung, y/n wanna join us for lunch?"

"Oh no, I must go now, maybe next time."

you smile at them

"I have to do the live so."

chan says

"Oh, okay."

they say

"Bye Hyung, Y/N see you on Tuesday."

Han says

"Bye guys, see you."

you smile

"Hyung, see you at the dorm and make sure to eat, or you get nervous, little bed bug…See you on Tuesday."

Binnie says, smiling at you and closing the door behind his back

"HOW THE FUCK DID HE?"

you say, covering your face with your hands

"He's not stupid."

Chan says

"But don't worry, they won't spill anything to anyone, that's for sure."

he gets up from his chair, locks the door of the studio, and walks toward you

"Ugh, are you sure?"

you ask, your voice muffled by your hands

"Yes, I trust them with my whole life. They're nosy, I know, but we have a rule: what happens or what we say in the studio stays in the studio."

He says, sitting next to you.

"Are you sure? I- I loved hat we did, and I love our bond, but I don't want to lose my job, Chan, I've worked so hard to be here, and I don't want to ruin everything because I had sex with you."

you say, looking at him

"Ouch"

he says

"No, no, I don't want you to think that I'm using you because I'm not okay? I loved our friendship way before what happened last night."

"I get what you're saying, y/n, don't worry, it's just that you're...I don't know…after what we did, I don't know what are we? friends? Best friends? friends with benefits?"

he looks at you

"Friends with..."

"Benefits, you know, two friends that have sex occasionally but remain friends."

"Yeah, Chan, I know what friends with benefits are."

"So?"

"What?"

you ask

"Friends with benefits? it will be our dirty little secret."

he says

"Mh, friends with benefits"

you nod

"Let's start this thing from now, yeah?"

he says, pulling your face towards him

"Yes, fuck yes."

you say, breaking the distance between the two of you, kissing his plumped lips again

"The door is locked, and we have about thirty minutes."

he says between the kisses

"Ugh, not enough time."

you say, pulling back from him

"We can go back to my place after the live, yeah?"

he nods, kissing your lips again, more roughly this time. You shift your position, straddling him, your legs on the side of his thighs

"It's not-that simple to- touch you with these stupid- mhpf yoga pants."

he says, kissing your lips

"You said that you loved them."

you say

"Yeah, and now I hate them; I can't touch you properly, which frustrates me."

He says, pulling you closer to him. You can feel his bulge against your clit

"It's okay, we don't need to take our pants off."

you say, smiling at him

"What- why? c'mon, I wanna see that pretty pussy of yours."

he says, frustrated, leaving his head against the headrest of the couch

"Mh, not now."

you say, starting to grind on his hard bulge

"Oh shit, what- do it again, please,"

he says, placing his hands on your hips, guiding you back and forth against him. You kiss gently his neck, trying not to bite him or suck his soft skin because his neck is already a mess.

"You- god"

he tries to say, one of his hands traveling around your body, grabbing one of your breasts under the hoodie

"Uh? you're not wearing a bra?"

he says

"Nope, free the nipples, Christopher."

You laugh while looking at him, poor guy, he looks desperate

"Fuck, full access all this time? Why didn’t you tell me? God, y/n, you're going to drive me crazy."

he says, kissing your lips. You laugh in his lips and keep grinding on his hard cock

"Please take your hoodie off, I want- at least I want to see your boobs."

"Uhm, so needy, aren't you?"

you ask, and he simply nods

you take off your hoodie, shivering, not because you're cold, no it's way too hot in the room, but because of the way that he looks at you; it looks like he wants you to eat you alive, literally. He licks his lips, looking at your boobs at then looking at your face, his eyes jumping between your two twins and your eyes

"What?"

you ask, looking at him, moving a clump of hair from his face

"I want to suck them."

he simply says

"Then do it. Don't be shy, Christopher."

"Oh, don't call me like that."

he says, looking at you, his eyes darkened

"I know that you like it, just admitted."

you whisper to his ear

"Mphf, if you don't stop grinding on me, I'll cum in my pants."

he says

"And? there's no shame in cumming in your pants, I love to see you so desp-shit"

you say, trying to find any other word to say, but your brain is short-circuiting, his tongue is moving around one of your breasts, sucking on the nipple, while with one hand, he pays attention to the other one

"I wanna live here."

he says, sucking and biting your nipple

"Mhpf, in the studio?"

you tease him even if you know what he meant

"Mh -he breaks off the contact between his mouth and your breast- between your boobs, I want to live here, they're-fuck, they're like a warm marshmallows."

you laugh

"I'm dead serious, y/n"

he looks at you so seriously that you have to cover your mouth not to laugh. You kiss his lips, making him smile

"You're going to be late, so let me do something for you, yeah?"

you say, shifting position and getting on your knees in front of him

"Oh fuck"

he says, pulling his pants down, revealing his hard dick

"You're going to drive me crazy, you know that?"

he says, caressing your face

"That's the point, Christopher."

you say, kissing one of his naked thighs

"Please, jagiya, please."

he says in a desperate tone. That nickname again, heavy like a rock on your chest, just friends with benefits, correct?

So you do what a good friend would do, you take his boner with your hands, stroking him up and down a couple of times, licking the tip, focusing on that particular sensitive part, making him whimper.

You take all of him in your mouth, breathing through your nose; you look up at him, his head on the headrest, his eyes closed, enjoying every moment, one of his hands in your hair, scratching your scalp gently.

You keep working with your mouth and tongue, adding once again your dominant hand, just because you can't take all of him in your mouth.

"Jagi...fuck."

"Uh, language, please."

you say, taking him out of your mouth without stopping working with your hand.

"How am I supposed not to say bad words when you're on your knees sucking me off?"

he asks, looking down at you

"You're dramatic."

you say, retaking him in your mouth, you know that he's about to cum because he's throbbing in your mouth

"Baby, i'm-i'm about to."

he can't even finish the sentence that a load of fluid goes into your mouth, you swallow it all the way.

You clean the corner of your mouth with your fingers and stay on your knees, looking up at him with a stupid smile on your face.

“Don’t look at me like that.”

He says, pulling his pants up

“I’m not looking at you in any particular way.”

“Yes, you are, come here.”

He says, patting the place next to him

“Thank you”

He says when you sit next to him

“You don’t have to thank me, Channie.”

“I have to, I told you that you have a relaxing effect on me. And I’m talking generally, not when we...do other stuff, you know, even when we do them, but..."

“I get what you’re saying, Channie.”

You giggle

“Aagh, come here.”

He says, placing a hand on your neck and pulling towards him

“No, wait, I’ve just…”

“I don’t care, y/n, just kiss me, please.”

You sigh, and you kiss his lips, it’s a quick kiss, almost as if you did it every day

“You’re going to be late.”

You say, touching his forehead with yours

“I know, but I have to do it, it’s a safe space for me, and stays.”

“I know”

You say, pecking his lips once again

“I’m in my studio, I wait for you there, okay?”

You say, putting your hoodie on

“Mh, okay, thank you y/n, really.”

He says, kissing your cheek

“That’s what a good friend would do.”

You smile at him

“Yeah, good friend.”

He echos you

“Bye, bed bug.”

He says when you unlock the door

“Bye, Channie -you giggle at the nickname- don’t forget to put your hoodie on.”

“I won’t, thank you.”

He says, smiling, dimples on full display

Good friends, right?

A friend that has marked you all over your body

A friend you would go to live with just to have breakfast ready every morning

A friend that makes you feel butterflies,

A friend that fucks you till your brain short-circuit

A friend who makes you fall asleep while singing and cuddling

Maybe he’s more than “A friend”

A/N: me after writing this 🏃🏻‍♀️💨

Tag list: @paboswriting (because of the mention of biker Chan, we have an obsession about him)

[missashketchum]

Vice Dorm Leaders and Ash’s Pokemon!

here we are, it’s the vice dorm leaders time to shine!

me when rook just rooks

FINALLY THIS HAS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS FOR MONTHS AND I FINALLY GOT THE INSPIRATION BOOST TO FINISH IT DIUSGFCUJKSD (doesn't include Ruggie since he's not a vice dorm leader)

Trey- Noctowl

Out of all the students, if Ash couldn't take Noctowl anywhere with her, he would rather stay with Trey over anyone else

The two just vibe together, being rather calm within the chaos of their respective places

Noctowl is also very helpful with his psychic moves

There's really not much to say about these two, they enjoy each other's company

Jade- Buizel

Buizel’s a smart cookie, so at first, he doesn't even glance at Jade

It wasn't until Buizel began getting interested in Twisted Wonderland and began picking random plants that Jade garnered his attention

Imagine this, Buizel's picking some flowers and mushrooms and stuff to show off to the others when Jade approaches them

And Jade is curious about what Buizel has, and he wants them

Eventually, after a lot of charades, they made a deal

Buizel gets plants and stuff for Jade's terrariums, and Buizel gets the terrariums in return

Cue Ash being hella confused as to where Buizel's getting all these terrariums from lmao

They're chill, but one wrong move and Buizel's using Ice Aqua Jet on his ass lmao

Jamil- Heracross

hahaha F E A R

The first time Jamil saw Heracross, he was terrified, mainly because he fought the bug while Overblot

And the idea that this bug can fight and toss him like a sack of potatoes made him very uncomfy

Heracross actually hates Jamil in the beginning and actively went out of its way to scare him

But that eventually evolved into Heracross scaring Jamil because he thought his reactions were funny

Jamil is having a BadTime™

And see the gif? Heracross would do that SPECIFICALLY TO FREAK HIM OUT XD

Rook- Glalie

i know this one seems a bit random but i put Unfezant with Vil AND Rook so i had to change it lmao

Rook is very curious about Ash's Pokemon, but for some reason, Ash's Pokemon are always on alert when he's around

Glalie is as cheerful and curious as his is protective, however

The Ice-type is one of the first of her 'Mons to approach the hunter

And despite his funky looks, Rook is smitten with him, finding him rather cute, in it's own little way

Is entraptured by Glalie's ice attacks, and is constantly singing his praises, which both embarrasses and makes him huff in pride

So Rook is... okay in Glalie's book, but the others? He still has a lot of work to do...

Lilia- Noivern

Noivern! The baby!!!!

Despite his large stature and intimidating aura, Ash's Noivern is still technically a baby

And Lilia, if given the chance, would absolutely SPOIL HIM ROTTEN

Just... don't let him get close to Noivern with his concoctions...

Wait...

NOIVERN LIKES IT?!?!?!?!?

Noivern is the ONLY creature that can and is willing to eat Lilia's food and keep it down

Baby is indestructible

Also likes Lilia's taste in heavy metal music and would sometimes join in on the jam sessions the Light Music Club has

[cogniizaant]

Does everyone else love Froggy as much as I do? These are my hcs of Froggy dating a mad scientist like reader.

Kinda self indulgent. I'm on the road to becoming a scientist. Also, I'm a yapper, so they're all long. I hope you enjoy.

You scared him a lot when you first met. He thought ENA was crazy. And she is, but you’re on par. He watched you laugh maniacally while creating some crude ammonia out of expired hair bleach and mildew remover spray to take out a colony of wasps after one stung your pet. And then use the deceased wasps as a compound for your next experiment, radioactive chickens. No animals were harmed in that experience minus the wasps. The chickens were actually thriving and happy, which made him more scared. How did you manage to carry that out ethically? So, yeah, for a while he avoided you like the plague. But his efforts to stay in good health unfortunately were in vain, as he soon succumbed to the plague. Once he got a gnarly cut and this little drama queen acted like he was on the verge of death. But once he ceased his groveling on the floor he was met with the glorious picture of you standing above him like an angel reaching down from heaven to pull him up. Nah, you were holding out a bandage that you somehow curated from scratch and some also homemade disinfectant. Those white feathery wings were really just your lab coat blowing in the wind, and that halo was the gleam of the sun reflecting off your goggles. It doesn’t matter to him, though. He fell really hard. A few weeks later when the horoscope read something promising and the date finally wasn’t the unlucky number of the day, he asked you out. Though he didn’t actually stay to hear your response, so you had to call him later to confirm your agreement with the arrangement.

He’s still scared of your experiments. Some of them are cool to him, though. It will take a lot of persuasion to get him to join you in doing anything. He’s scared it’ll blow up in his face, or he’ll turn green and glow like your chickens. He thinks you’re insane, and don’t get him wrong he still loves you, but his opinion on that is not changing. So, trying to reassure him with words alone won’t really do much to ease his concerns. You greet him with your hair (if you have it) burnt at the tips and soot covering your face, and you have chemical burns basically everywhere. He canNOT take your word for it, so if you demonstrate it for him first to show him it really is a harmless experiment, then reluctantly he will join you.

In the beginning of your relationship, if you ask him questions about his anatomy or anything of that such he might look at you strangely. Mainly because your scientific language is straight gibberish in his brain, but also because he’s unsure if he’s gonna wake up one day strapped to a metal table while you get ready to dissect him like those poor frogs in old school chemistry classes. Though, after a while he’ll be able to discern your look of analytical intrigue from your look of genuine interest, and he’ll be less wary towards you.

He really admires your intelligence. Some of the words you use do make his head spin. Like, who in this day and age slips alcoholysis and chlorofluorocarbons in a sentence? He’ll ask you how your day has been and it turns into a chemistry 101 lecture or an introduction into biomedicine. But, it astounds him nonetheless. How can one person have such an extensive field of expertise? Are you sure you’re not the descendant of Einstein or one of those other smart dead people? You can tell him that it’s your special interest or the subject that managed to captivate you the most, but he’ll still be thinking you’re some secret intellectual of a higher power.

Expect him calling you to make him remedies for any ailment he may be suffering from that day. Or even to take out his enemies. “Hey! Some guys at the bar looked in my direction weirdly! Turn them into bugs for me!” And he questioned your morals. Whether or not he’s serious and whether or not you actually go through with it is up to the two of you. He could have a mild cold and react like a Victorian child until you give him something to fix it. You can hand him a cup of tea that you heated in a bunsen burner and he’ll genuinely believe it’s the product of alchemy.

Would totally brag to you to the others. Any chance he gets. Someone praising the so-called Genies? “Ah yeah yeah. So cool. My partner is way cooler than some Genie, though.” Someone complaining about a job being difficult? “Meh. My partner could finish this easily.” Everyone knows about you at this point. Even those who’ve never met you. The receptionist has gotten sick of hearing Froggy’s pandering. Dratula and Kane both think you're a myth.

He will try his best to impress you. You wow him too often with your experiments and smarts. He can’t let you have all the spotlight. It’ll probably end up being something he asked ENA to retrieve from another realm that he thought you’d like to dissect or a magic trick that you could very easily debunk, but refrain from because it’s really sweet that he’s trying anyways. Once he was introducing you to his workers and you came across Coral Glasses while she was in the middle of printing something from her scalp. Needless to say you were studying her immediately, asking a buttload of questions about whether it hurt, or whether she needed ink refills. You were giving her whiplash as you switched between offering cures for any migraines she experienced afterwards to asking if you could examine her blood for polyvinyl chloride or carbon to see if that was what pigmented the papers. Surprisingly enough, Froggy wasn’t even the slightest bit envious of how much attention you were giving the sweaty girl. He was happy you were to fascinated by her, because the fact that he was able to impress you with HIS co worker/employee was another win in his book. He indirectly managed to pique your interest.

I think he’d be pretty touchy. If you’re cool with touch, then he’d definitely lean on you whenever he gets the chance. Usually to nap. If you’re shorter than him, he’d totes use you as a headrest. If not, then he’d still use you as a headrest. Just whenever you’re sitting down. He’d probably hug you a lot, but not in public. He strikes me as the type of person to go to sleep in one position and wake up halfway off the bed with all the sheets ripped off, so get used to having your own blanket and getting kicked in your sleep. If you’re a no touching type of person, then I doubt he’d ever fight you on that. As long as the two of you can be beside each other, he’ll be happy.

Overall, with you as a partner I don’t think he’d be too jealous at all. He watches you interact with others sometimes and notices how different you are with other people compared to how you are with him. He’ll catch you writing notes to yourself after conversing or interacting with him, paying extra attention to any mood shifts and correlating them with your responses and the topic. Drawing diagrams of anything he mentions liking, or that you catch him staring at just a bit longer than anything else so you can remember them if you ever come across them. Your interactions with others; especially those you aren’t acquainted with, can be very straightforward or blunt. Not unkind, but professional. You treat casual conversations like a field study. But, with him you’re so careful. You put so much effort into every thought about him that he really can’t find any reason to be envious in your relationship.

Please let me know if you like this, and if you want to see more hcs like this about any character don't be afraid to request!

[theyaoimonster]

meoww

IIntro post because WHY NOT!!!

(Idk how to make one properly so im gonna close my eyes and pretend very hard im doing good)

I usually just go by 'Leo'. 'Leopold' if im feeling a little fancy.

Here are my favorite songs rn!! :3

Ermm my favorite color is red, but like a SPECIFIC shade of red, like dried blood kinda. Heres a photo,

I go by any prounouns really, but mainly they/he/she (call me the woke version of micheal jackson the way I go by HE/SHE🎵)

Heres a list of all my favorite bands!!

BABY BUGS!!!

Mitski

Drain S.T.H

Queen

Ludo

Etc, if you have any song reccomendations feel free to share!!

Here is my SON. his name is MITTENS!!!!!!

Ignore the orange library in the back

My favorite fruits are pomegranates :33

I am a minor (DO NOT GROOM!!) /ref

I really like styles like morute, goth, scene, emo (@manidislikebananas its you!! Emo!!)

Heres an epic list of hyperfixations!!

Hannibal!!

Music i like

Forsaken

House

Dolls

BABY BUGS!!

Really funny shirts.

Animals like deer, lambs, goat, cows, MOLES!! possums, moths, etc!

BRACELETS!!!!

I also really like painting and drawing! Heres a few of my drawings and paintings ^_^

And some of the drawings ARE a bit old (the abigail one) but im still proud of it!!

[asinine-leporine]

Javier Escuella HC's (SFW)

A/N: This has bonus modern!au hc's at the end!

⋅˚₊‧ ୨🐇୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

ˋ°•*⁀➷ Personality:

Starting this off with a fun fact: most outlaws/cowboys in the Wild West Era were closeted queer people/POC/etc. Because of this, I feel like ALMOST everyone in camp would be accepting of gay people/disabled people/etc. It's my PERSONAL hc/belief. This does NOT mean you have to agree with it xx

Because of his past in Mexico as a revolutionary, he has a very strong sense of justice.

He stands by his morals/beliefs firmly. This will lead to him getting into arguments/debates with camp members (Micah/Bill mainly) quite often.

Despite English not being his first language, he is very well spoken and eloquent when he speaks it.

If someone does him a favor, he's the type of person to feel indebted to that person. It doesn't matter if they say "no worries" or "don't worry about it". He will worry about it. He WILL repay you.

BUT! At the same time...he doesn't like it when people do favors for him. He grew up very independent and isn't used to things like that. And, especially being an outlaw, he's always suspicious of charitable acts.

He doesn't have anger issues, but when he gets angry...he gets ANGRY.

Just because he's an outlaw doesn't mean he can't take care of himself. He bathes every other day (when possible). Whether he goes into a town to bathe, whether it's simply in a river, he WILL bathe as often as possible. He hates feeling dirty.

When he gets frustrated he'll start cursing/rambling in Spanish.

In my opinion, he's a huge supporter of activism (though, I feel like most of the camp members are).

He's super romantic, but can also be distant at times. Don't blame him, though. He tries his best. He's just scared/nervous.

Even though he doesn't sound harmless, he is VERY dangerous. He isn't a stranger to killing someone.

ˋ°•*⁀➷ Hobbies:

Obviously, one of his favorite hobbies is fishing. He journals/documents every type of fish he finds and then compares his findings to a fishing book he has.

Makes his own fishing lures/hooks/bait.

Secretly stargazes when he has guard duty at night. Sometimes he'll get so focused on the sky that he loses balance and falls back on the ground.

Yes, he can speak English pretty well, but that doesn't mean he's completely fluent in it. So, he practices pronunciation of some words every now and then. Not really a hobby, but still something he does in his free time.

Reads penny dreadfuls every once in a while. Usually it's right before he's about to go to bed.

Singing/playing guitar is another one of his favorite hobbies. Especially in his native tongue. It reminds him of home and comforts him. Since he knows it's dangerous for him to go back, at least he can keep a part of his home with him.

He absolutely loves playing Five Finger Fillet. And he's an absolute GOD at it. His hand moves so fast that it's mind boggling.

If he's in a relationship with you/interested in you...he'll show off his skills to try and impress you...

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He reminds me of a coyote a lot. His mannerisms/facial structure/etc. Am I the only one? Anyways, they are his favorite animal. Whenever he sees one in the wild, he stops whatever he's doing and just stares at it. Mesmerized.

Loves the smell of the fresh air in the morning/firewood/oranges/and vanilla.

He won't really admit it, but he loves bugs. Sometimes, a camp member will catch him looking through the grass/bushes/dirt for them. He documents them just like he documents fish.

He loves moths/praying mantises a lot. His favorites are the Rosy Maple Moth and Orchid Mantis.

The reason he loves moths/mantises/bugs so much is because he didn't see as many in Mexico. They fascinate him.

ˋ°•*⁀➷ Random Things He'd Say/Do:

(Finds a ladybug on branch of a tree) "¡Oye! These are good luck, aren't they?"

(Robbing a stagecoach with some other members of the gang.) "Easy there, chico rico. Give us all you've got—yeah?—and you get to live. Sounds like a pretty good deal, eh?"

(Reeling in a very large fish) "¡Mierda! Fucker's got some fight in him!"

(Micah has pissed off Javier by calling him a slur (no one is surprised)) "¿Con quién carajo te crees que estás hablando? ¿Eh? ¡Te destriparé como a un pez y te daré de comer a Caín! ¡Maldito cabrón! ¡Vete a la mierda! ¡Ratita sucia!"

ˋ°•*⁀➷ Random Modern!AU HC's:

He'd DEFINITELY be a metal head with some punk thrown in there.

Dyed his bangs red once.

Also dyed deep purple streaks into his hair as well. He really liked them and does it again every once in a while.

Works as a commercial fisherman and sells his catch at farmers markets sometimes.

Huge gamer. Specifically, he's obsessed with survival horror games. He would have an entire gaming PC set up.

The type of guy to bully kids in COD lobbies but then IMMEDIATELY say "Sorry. I know you're like a fetus or something."

Smokes cigarettes, but is also a huge pothead. This man is an entire Sublime album.

I fully believe he would have snake bite piercings (with rings instead of studs). He'd also have a right eyebrow piercing and both of his ears pierced.

He got a Halo Of The Sun tattoo on his chest when he was really drunk, but he absolutely loves it. He doesn't regret it at all. (It's a little smaller than the size of his palm)

[givetomurasomechapstick]

Hi I saw your request open and wanted to try to request something. Is it possible for you to write about Rottmnt Mikey? So S/O / Reader? is a make up artist but she very very rarely posted about her transformative cosplay make ups that could change her entire facial features into whoever she was cosplaying as and Mikey didn't know about that as he only thought S/O was more of normal makeup artist. One day, when S/O was visiting Mikey and the others while they forgot about their own makeup being a famous artist in that universe for a makeup post on their social media. Tired and forgetting suddenly S/O was being alerted by Mikey who was still friendly but had an edge to his voice due to not recognizing S/O thinking an intruder had come to the lair, alerting his brothers as well. This made S/O finally awaken from her drowsiness and quickly wiped off her makeup to reveal her face? I just think it's a comical scene and would love to see if you could do it if possible. Please don't be pressured by this. Hope you have a nice day. 🐻

Interesting idea. I'll see what I can do! Hope this is what you wanted 💖

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Mikey X MakeupArtist!Reader

Notes: Fem Reader!! (Y/N)'s POV! April is mentioned too! Donnie is also really the only one out of the brothers to really speak here, sorry about that. Mikey might be a teeny bit ooc.

"Mistakes were made lessons were learned..." - Rise Leo in Hot Soup the Game (I literally but that for no reason)

Warnings: None really.

Key: (Y/N) Your name, (F/S) favorite show, (N/N) nickname

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"And done!" I had just finished posting my newest makeup art. Unlike usually, I uploaded more of a cosplay makeup of my favorite character from (F/S).

Which is honestly, pretty rare of me. One top of that, I was also extremely tired. Mainly and only because there was a big test going on at my school that me and my friend, April, were studying for.

I think I might've forgot the sleep last night. Whatever. At least I don't look like it.

'Maybe going to hang with the guys will keep my mind off of that darn test.' So that's exactly what I did. But I'm feeling like I forgot something...

...

When I was walking there, I felt a lot of eyes on me. What? Did a mosquito bite me or something? It isn't even bug season. Maybe I have dirt on my face? It was strange but I tried to brush it off. But things only got weirder when I got to the lair.

The way they looked at me was so weird. I must have something on my face, but what? 'But why are they looking at me like that?' "Uh, hi there." Mikey said perking up a smile, but had some uncertainty in his voice. But he sounded pretty cautious. Mostly normally, but a little cautious. But why?

Before I knew it, Mikey was gone. I think I heard him say something like "Guys, I think there's an intruder in the lair." but I wasn't sure cause it was pretty faint. But next time I seen him, he had his brothers with him, and they were all weaponed and geared up. I quirked up a brow and my eyes filled with some shock. So kind of like a face mixed with confusion and shock.

But then I pieced the puzzle pieces together. 'That's what I was missing!' I quickly looked down at my hands, and roughly rubbed my face with them. Until my hands were smeared with makeup. It must've not been enough thought. "M-Mikey, can you get me a little water...?" I asked unsure, yet softly so I don't scare them if they really doesn't know it's me, but that did the opposite.

"They know my name!" Mikey shrieked and Donnie held out his tech bow further. "What else do you know? I guess you know all of our names, hm?" Donnie scoffed, snarling.

I guess saying his name got them on edge. However, Mikey carefully brought a bowl of water over, the boys gripped their weapons tighter.

When I held the bowl of water in my lap, I dipped my hands inside and wiped my face off. Getting rid of most of the makeup. Enough to tell it was me at least.

"(N/N)..." Mikey mumbled in shock, before he quickly rushed up and hugged me. "Omigosh! I'm so sorry! I thought you was an intruder who was a spy or something. I'm really sorry." I made sure to hug back tightly. I couldn't help but chuckle thought as we pulled away.

"It's okay Mike. My mistake, not yours." I pat his head gently. By now, the brothers has lowered their weapons and their grip has decreased greatly from when they thought I was... whatever they thought I was.

At least I guess I learned a lesson today. Mirrors are there for a reason!

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Did my best, and I hope you enjoy! Kind of short, sorry about that tho. You are also the first request I chose!

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[ramons-elevator]

I just wanna take the time to list the fucking bugs on the QSMP because they range from mildly inconvenient to this has changed history forever and they are the weirdest fucking bugs

Broken hearts: this is the bug of when people log in, it shows half of their hearts just being blacked out and it take someone smacking you to get them back. Its very funny when an egg or someone randomly goes "hey hit me". Honorary mention is when someone gets withered and the withered hearts stay. Very angsty I love.

Broken voice: this is many things, but mainly when someone has to deafen and undeafen when someone relogs. It was a big problem in early days because people didnt know and it was annoying, but now its just common knowledge.

Sweeping edge: Me and my homies hate this bug. Basically it was a line of code in one of the mods that got bugged and instead of sweeping edge dealing 0.5 of the damage of a hit, it would deal 5 time more. For example, when Etoiles and Bad were testing it out, Pomme hit Bad with a weapon and it killed Etoiles who was next to Bad. This is more than likely the cause of deaths for Tilin and Juanaflippa. Im glad it got fixed, but it still installs fear into OG islanders to this day.

Dorime bug: The funniest and stupidest bug of all. Dorime randomly playing out of nowhere and the only way to get it to stop is to turn musicbox noises on and off. It happens enough that people usually have their musicbox noises turned off at all times

Sound bug: Sounds be loud. Even from hundreds of blocks away. This is elevator sounds, monster/demon sounds, camera sounds, etc. Its normal at this point, but it sometimes freaks people out and think admins are fucking with them.

Dapper's flying hammer bug: A recent bug, but when Dapper and someone fight and Dapper hits them with their hammer, they start flying indefinitely or until they relog. The first time this happened was fucking insane because it was Dapper and Ramon doing their usual fighting and then Ramon started flying away. Fit, Bad, and Dapper all had no idea what to do and were all freaking out/crying laughing.

Ramon's duping bug: A bug that's been fixed, but Ramon figured out that if you sling shot something in a certain way (I think it was in the Copacabana ocean?) it would dupe a whole stack of whatever was shot. This also lead to Ramon and Fit figuring out that if you sling shot a waystone, it fucking crashes the server. Which led to a day where everyone was using that so they can keep doing Lucky Ducks.

Death bug: This is when someone has the visual of "0.0/100.0 Time left 00:00:00" stuck on their screen. Usually leads to someone BEGGING someone to let them kill them. Pretty funny and dumb.

Eggs being tall: Aka eggs models not loading for people. It usually makes people try to roleplay their way out and being scared of tall eggs. I.E. "Tall Richas isnt real" or Cellbit screaming in horror in purgatory when the lil eye guy model wasnt loading and saying the castle is haunted.

Teleport bug: Not very common, but some times if someone is trying to use their warpstone, they particles start to fly around them and they dont stop until the person lets go of the warpstone. This can make a wall of purple particles around someone.

Egg names: This is a very early "bug". In the beginning, in order for the parents to name their egg, they had to right click their eggs and name them. This made people accidentally name their eggs stuff like "eee" or "Wwww". Also other parents naming other eggs other names (Mariana named Leo "shit" and Foolish named Juana "Marianaisabitchjr"). On the first day, for some reason, everyone was named "TILIN" for like 5 minutes. This 'bug' also got the iconic clip of Phil right clicking on the OG code and he got a chance to name it and it freaked him out.

Im pretty sure there's a lot more, but I love how insanely modded server has the weirdest bugs known to man. Feel free to add any you remember.

[quantum1mmortality]

no bc i’ve been daydreaming about raiden and kung lao for weeks now pls feed me or i will go insane i am in love with them (btw if u do poly kung lao and raiden will reader get a cool hat too?)

You bet your sweet ass y/n is getting a cool hat.

This is y/ns cool hat. If you don't like it go fuck yourself

Tw/cw: sorry babe the hats stay on during sex. Poly kung lao and Raiden x reader relationship, AFAB reader, praise, piv, threesome, hcs of how they'd fuck it's cute, sfw hcs mixed in there too, I ain't writing allat ‼️‼️‼️

Not proofread fuck you

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Sfw

They'd both be such caring lovers but in their own way. Like, if they both had a free night they'd take you out to dinner. They see your relationship as much more than sexual and they have frequent conversations about it too.

What I mean by that is when they're on missions together, they'll just talk about you. Make conversation about how amazing you are to them. Truth be told, you brought their friendship much closer

A few months after you guys decided to be in a poly relationship, you all decided to move in together

Kung Lao and Raiden would often try and sleep in as much as possible, hoping you'd wake up on your own before they'd have to leave for training

The way you guys would usually sleep together is Kung Lao would sleep behind you, arms around your waist, while Raiden would sleep in front of you, hugging into your chest

You'd often cook for them because they'd get home late. Everytime you did, they'd be so grateful, saying praise after praise about how amazing you are and how much they love your cooking

If you ended up passing out before they got home, they'd both dress you in pajamas and just go to bed like normal

Sometimes though, Liu Kang would give them days off from training, and when he does, they both spend all their time with you

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Nsfw

Because of Raiden being the chosen protector of earthrealm, Kung Lao would often times come back earlier than he did

Because of this, Kung Lao would have to satisfy your needs by himself

Him and Raiden have pretty high libidos, however, Raiden is much more shy about it. While Kung Lao is upfront and initiates most of the time, Raiden is scared mainly just to touch you

He doesn't have much control over his electro abilities and so he's scared he may use them on you. After some time though, mainly after you're all in the same house, he starts to trust himself more

He's still shy about initiating sex, though. Most of the time he feels like he's bugging you

Kung Lao is horny all the time. He'll take you anywhere, anytime. His pace is usually medium to fast with a lot of passion. He loves hugging and kissing you during sex and he loves hearing you

Raiden is the same way, though he likes to go at a medium pace. He likes to draw out both of your orgasms so it feels more rewarding in the end. His hands usually stroke the inside of your thighs as he lets light sparks of electricity come out

On the rare occasion Raiden gets home early, he immediately wants to make love to you. He'll find you in the house somewhere, usually in your shared room reading, and he'll sit at the end of the bed begging you to let him pleasure you

This is usually what happens with Kung Lao too, except he just puts your book down and starts kissing you while placing himself between your thighs

Because both of them have very similar styles on how they make love, they often try their hardest to tag team

When they do, your pleasure is more important than anything else. They'd do anything for you in these moments. They like trying out different positions but they usually just do double penetration in the same hole

They spend a lot of time preparing you for this as to not hurt you. Raiden usually eats you out while Kung Lao plays with your nipples and sings praises

When they do finally penetrate, it's a very slow pace. They're both talking you though it and telling you how good you're doing, Raiden massaging your thighs while Kung Lao kisses your neck and shoulders, resting his hand on your tummy

These moments are extremely important to Kung Lao and Raiden. They find everything about you so amazing and being able to share that with each other enhances the experience. Even after sex with just one of them they talk about it to each other. They just want to make you feel good and hope you're okay

Their aftercare is also extremely gentle. Raiden will usually do the cleaning as Kung Lao gets food and water for all of you

Most of the time you guys usually take showers or baths together. One of them holds you still while the other one cleans you. Most of the time after these threesomes, you're extremely tired and can barely hold yourself up. They think it's cute and they sometimes cuddle you in the bath as well.

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A/n: I need them biblically

[stqrcies]

a little ramble about my current favorite ship .. mk x tang ! i'm very sleep deprived .

read more because it's a bit long ...

i love them together so much . i do love peachynoodles and inkypages , but tang x mk will always have my heart . there is only ONE FIC on ao3 . i might have to write my own . ugh . THEY DONT EVEN HAVE A SHIP NAME . i tried to make up some ship names but they're already taken . augh . i guess i'll stick with mk x tang for now until i think of something better . i will start this tag . i will die on this hill . i'll call them " write my biography " because tang's basically writing mk's biography . these will be my brand new tags . i am starting something . i hope these aren't new tags because i wanna see some mk x tang content but i guess they are new :( ( edit : tysm @/plumsyfruits for making a ship name !! i've decided brothbook :3 )

IM SO UPSET THERE ISN'T MORE CONTENT OF THEM !! they're so cute to me i need them to kiss !?!

anyway ! here are some of my personal headcanons i really like to think about ! tw tiny ed talk !

tang is broke + got evicted , so he lives with mk in the noodle shop . tang's always the big spoon and he reads MK legends before bed , EVERY NIGHT . he knows how to make a meal out nothing ( ex. bugs , flowers , grass , anything free he can get ) , but he doesn't like to cook because he doesn't know how to make things taste good . he acts lazy , but while MK is working he cleans up the entire apartment before going downstairs to eat . tang struggles with binge eating + mia ( not due to body issues , but due to food guilt ) , but he doesn't like to throw up around MK , which basically cured his mia because he's constantly around MK . he has horrible abandonment issues , but he's the type to not let it show . he'd say it as a ' joke ' , but he'd break down if whoever actually left . he didn't have a childhood , as he was made to work from a young age , which causes him to want to do noting all the time . he'll always somehow scrape enough money together to buy MK a birthday present , christmas present , anniversary gift , ect . he / him , bisexual , still struggling to accept himself . everything makes him nervous and he feels like he's walking on eggshells 24 / 7 , which makes his voice higher pitched . tang was 17 when he started helping pigsy take care of 6 y/o MK . currently , he's 30 . sometimes he writes " tang x wukong x mk " fanfics for himself and mk to obsess over . undx autistic , he wants to get a doctor's opinion but he's too nervous to find out if he actually is autistic or not . he's medium needs + has very bad social anxiety . he also has an extreme , irrationality fear of ever getting pregnant , even though he knows he physically can't . ( that one scene where the woman offered him the river water ) . he wants kids , but he feels like by the time MK's ready , he'll be too old to properly care for them .

MK physically can't fall asleep if he isn't read to . he's also iffy on sleeping without tang . he's always the little spoon , unless he has a nightmare . he'd wake up in a cold sweat and make tang be the little spoon , just so he feels more comfortable , since he'd be ' protecting ' tang . he hates cooking because he hates doing dishes , and he's scared of boiling water / hot oil splashing and burning him . he very much wants to avoid any and all possible pain . his favorite thing to do is to curl up next to tang and fall asleep to the sound of tang reading a legend , or whatever latest chapter tang added to the biography ( mainly because its one of the only times tang's voice isnt high pitched from nerves ) . half the time MK forgets to eat , so he'll eat tang's leftovers . he also has abandonment issues , but he's more vocal about it . he didn't have an early childhood because he came into existence as a toddler . he / xe , intersex transitioned transboy and he doesn't care to label his attractions ( but he's into all genders ) . MK doesn't remember tang helping raise him at ALL . hell , he doesn't even remember anything from birth to age 10 . he's currently 19 . dx low needs autistic w adhd . he wants kids , but he's scared of them getting hurt or being held hostage by demons . he wants to make the world safe before having kids , but he also thinks tang doesn't want any due to him not talking about it .

if anything , in public tang acts like the innocent younger one while MK acts as his protector . around close family / friends ? ... the same . alone ? also the same . tang's living the life he never had and MK's all here for it .

[bobbydagen24]

The way the movies Treat Crimp in comparison to Creek Honestly Bugs me because when you think about it logically its arsed backwards.

okay to start things off simply these two are opposites in the way they are Treated imo

Creek is overall a Victim who gets Treated like a selfish villain by Both the characters and the movie

while Crimp is a selfish Villain who gets Treated like she's a victim by Both the characters and the movie

simply put the way these two characters are portrayed is arsed backwards in logic imo the movie makes out like Creek is some selfish character who's actions make him pure evil

and we should find his suffering either amusing or at least cathartic since he Deserved it

while Crimp we should feel sorry for Root for her Redemption and feel happy for her when she's given a happy ending in the end

but that's backwards to me because Crimp is not a victim she's someone who willingly worked for people who she knew were Holding a sentient creature captive and torturing him for their own gain

the city she's currently in has laws strictly for this kind of thing but she went along with it because she didn't wanna lose her Job which no matter how much she needed it is still selfish and cowardly

the movie Treats it like we should feel sorry for her because she gets mistreated by her bosses but thing is this is the kinda stuff its actually okay to play up for laughs

since this is just seeing a crappy person get Treated in a comedically bad way by other crappy people Crimp had a choice she chose the bad one

and now she's paying the price of choosing to side with people who Treat her this way simply because she wanted money

compare this with Creek the guy who went to a party something which everyone else in his Village did got kidnapped by a Giant monster shoved in a cage

later pulled out of that cage away from your friends and Humiliated by being crammed in a Taco and then shoved in someone's mouth

only to then be shoved inside a tiny dark locket with no air holes for hours on end

only to then be shoved inside a dark waist bag and not see the light of day again until after you see that the monsters have also captured your friends aka your one chance of rescue

and by that point your scared as fuck your in a Hopeless situation and there's no real good option like I'm not saying its 100 percent Right what he did but Creek warrant's far far more sympathy than someone like Crimp does

he is a Victim in the situation the people to blame are Gristle and Chef for Treating him in these inhumane ways and forcing him to do it

and he was far more Deserving of sympathy and last minute Redemption than Crimp was and the movies way of Judging these characters makes no sense to me

Creek is a coward we should look down on with shame for giving in to human fear of not wanting to die Horribly after a day of Hell?

but Crimp is someone we should sympathise with even tho she was willing to go along with kidnapping and torture just to save herself the inconvenience of finding a new Job?

I'm sorry but no that is backwards as Hell Crimp is the far far worse coward since she had actual choices but chose to do evil simply to save herself mild inconvenience

Creek did what he did under threat of Gruesome Death and had no other options besides Gruesome death

that's what I mainly Judge a character on choices and well Crimp had choices she could have lived with but she chose to do evil

Creek didn't have any choices outside of doing this bad thing that wouldn't have Resulted in Horrible death

therefore Crimp is the far worse coward and no her switching sides at the end doesn't make her a better person because Creek wasn't given any such chance in the movie

after the village was taken he was stuffed back inside a waistbag and didn't see the light of day until he and Chef were sent tumbling out of Bergentown

and were later eaten by the monster.

Crimp was simply Treated far less Harshly by both the characters and the movie itself in every way possible and its just messed up imo

she is an example of a cowardly character people should condemn Creek is an example of a Human person who is flawed yes but Deserved sympathy and a second chance

Hence why he got one in the TBGO cannon presumably because the writers Realised what the fans didn't that Blaming an abused Hostage for his actions so Harshly was messed up of the first movie to do.

soooooo yeah Crimp is a selfish coward who did not Deserve the movies nor the characters sympathy whereas Creek Did/Does Deserve more sympathy given his situation.

I like Trolls as a franchise but its logic and morals are very messed up tbh. 😕😕😕😕

the next movie will probably have Bro zone's abusive parents and it will be about how JD Bruce and Clay need to Realise that their parents only beat them because they loved them

and they need to make peace with them Despite the parents treating them like crap in present day over and over again and showing no remorse

and the main villain will be a serial murderer who kills Random sentiment species for fun but he was teased once in school

so Poppy shows him sympathy and he's redeemed and let off the hook in the end.

not that far fetched tbh 😂😂😂😂

[shinkai14]

Voltron Random headcanons part 1

Mainly doing this because why the heck not.

mainly covering Keith and Shiro in this one

if you have any prompt suggestions (like as partners/couples, Sleepovers, holidays, Etc) send them via the ask box

Keith Kogane (Technically Shirogane in the rewrite canon)

First few are from a previous thing i posted

Keith is a big cuddle bug but only feels comfortable getting close to people he knows and trusts.

He will purr when he’s happy, Sometimes sleeping/half asleep, Really relaxed or Feel good.

He has an obsession with soft and fluffy things.

Is fully aware (and scared) of The look Shiro gets in his eyes when he genuinely get mad.

He knows that if Shiro gets genuinely mad that it’s best to not get in the way after a particular incident at the school Keith went to before the garrison.

Is actually slightly shorter than Pidge though his shoes make him look taller

Found Lance annoying but started to develop a crush on him before getting kicked out of the garrison.

Has trouble trusting anyone or feeling comfortable around people he doesn't know when alone or in general even after everything with the galra empire.

Has to deal with Heat because of his Galran heritage.

Tends to make random sounds that sometimes sound cat like (not all the time) when he gets surprised, Scared, Picked up, Etc.

Tends to get close to those he trusts when he gets scared,

Loves Analog horror (to an extent) but hates most horror movies, He does get scared by some even though he knows they aren't real, It's gotten to the point Shiro, Matt and Pidge (And eventually Lance) have made it a point of telling him to only watch them during the day or let them and they'll watch them with him.

Love soft things.

Tended to prefer being carried or in a carrier or stroller or cart seat when out shopping with Shiro when he was little, Especially if the place was busy.

Is actually the shortest (slightly shorter than Pidge) but his shoes make him look taller

Is afraid of spiders (mainly bigger ones)

Still has the bear Shiro gave him before Shiro left for Kerberos

Was sad when he thought he'd have to skip his fourteenth birthday (if you want a Timeline and info video/post just ask) despite knowing that fight the Galra empire was more important, But he was surprised he got back from a mission to see the ship decorated and A cake all for his birthday, Allura making it a point to celebrate each paladins birthday, To the best of her abilities regardless

he Likes soft things

Has purred since he was a baby

Has a fear of fire because of how his dad died

Shiro

Made sure Keith knew he'd be able to live At home after he turned eighteen no matter what

Enjoys movies a lot

Made a playlist of videos and music for Keith Since Keith liked sleeping with the tv on and had on more than one occasion woken up to a analog horror/horror game/creepypasta video (Reference to that one video)

Is a very light sleeper

Has a tendency to check on Keith (and Pidge when she stays over) every time he gets up at night

If Keith gets sick he will stay home from work and keep an eye on him and make soups and anything else especially if Keith's stomach can't handle anything other than light meals

Is multilingual

His illness was cured by the galra

Adopted Keith when he was four after Keith's dad died

Before He left for Kerberos he gave Keith a bear (like build a bear) with a bunch of recorded lines for Keith to listen to

(Also if people are interested in a timeline post let me know because I toyed with stuff so some stuff was easier to understand and fit the lore of the rewrite)

[mukbeez]

Platonic hcs for Adam Frankenstein and a gender neutral reader that befriends him? hope you’re having a great day btw!

platonic adam frankenstein hcs !

✧ warnings: some swearing

✧ additional info: oh my god i got so excited when i saw this request by all means pls send more for my classic monsters m.list and/or phantom of the opera (if you’ve seen it ofc) this made me so happy ur an angel. also can be read as either the book or movie versions <3

✧ m.list — nav.

so like

he’d probably be intimidated when u first come across him

like he doesn’t trust you but he isn’t going to hurt you because he doesn’t have a reason

you probably need to show him ur not gonna do anything before he stops trying to get away from u

and when that happens he’ll still be a bit suspicious

just start by introducing urself and explaining ur intentions and he’ll calm down

he finally introduces himself to u as gently as he can cause he doesn’t wanna like. scare u away ofc

once he gets comfortable he’s such a good friend

one of the first things he does is ask u abt ur life cause he feels like it’s important to know what ur friends lives are like (he’s right go check up on ur friends rn if ur reading this 😒)

he knows he can’t like stay with u (probably) and u can’t stay with him so he gets kinda sad when u leave

goodbye hugs absolutely happen!!

and he’s super gentle cause he’s really strong and could easily crush u

also def gives head pats

erm anyway

typa guy to walk into ur house like he lives there (if u live alone)

but if he doesn’t i feel like you would be going to wherever tf he is more than him coming to u

and he gets so happy if u just show up unexpectedly

like that shit makes him more happy than showing up on scheduled time

and if ur ever late cause u had a problem for someone else oh my god

a) u came to the right person because he’s very sweet and understanding and will listen to u and give input if u ask

b) he’ll stomp that mf like a bug if u want him too

c) his hugs are fucking amazing

he’s so good at comforting <3

other than that he’d probably know how to cook from living alone so he’d like making u food

even if u don’t ask he has something ready for u

and you WILL eat it or i’m gonna come after u 😒

would also randomly bring u gifts as a thank you for befriending him because now he isn’t as lonely and has someone to talk to! <3

the thought of him like getting all happy when u come through the door to see him is making me so happy and sad at the same time he’s such a cutie patootie

this one might take some time. but once he’s rlly rlly comfortable he’ll prob tell u abt what happened with victor

was mainly afraid of telling u cause he wasn’t sure how u would react

has so much more respect for u when u aren’t rude to him abt it <3

if u have any random drama bro is invested

“SHE DID WHAT” core

will think ur in the right literally no matter what

u could’ve done some shit scandalous and he’s defending u

u could probably help him come outside more cause he’d always be inside

just say to him “hey we should go for a walk!!” and with a bit of convincing ur suddenly outside in the woods on a walk

THE ANIMALS LOVE HIM SO MUCH

like it’s so cute he’s sitting on the ground trying to pay attention to 15 animals at once

even if he’s deformed they know hes rlly sweet and wouldn’t do anything to them

also he’d fucking love picnics

like just sitting there and listening to u talk abt whatever

he loves it <3