#man he’s such a scrangly guy

[malone-fanart]

tenna doodle page that i ended up coloring. he is kinda pretty awesome , i can’t stop drawing him, nor do i wanna stop

i can really just draw him with any meme and it just works. peak character trait fr

and btw, i’m taking deltarune art requests now!! feel free to comment/ask ! :D

without colors cuz i like this version too

whatever, go my tenna reaction images!! /reference

[nostalgiaclown]

My locker at work is filled with doodles but I gotta say Jonathan Crane with long hair just hit different, right?

[fablewritesnonsense]

Welcome to the Pizzaplex

Felix is a graphic design student at the local community college, coming in from out of state to get his degree. But degrees cost money and after his grades slipped the tiniest bit, he lost his scholarship. Go figure. Thankfully the local entertainment complex, Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzeria Complex, has offered him a high paying paying position in the Daycare. During the day shifts he'll take care of the kids, during the night shifts he watches the daycare bot and makes sure he doesn't get into any trouble.

There's plenty of red flags along the way, but it's not until his first night shift that he truly understands why his roommate warned him not to work for Fazbear Inc.

You can thank @justaduckarts for this one

Chapter One: The Introductions

“Felix, my brother in Christ, what compelled you to actually take a job at the Pizzaplex?” asked Lennox, his roommate, as they broke down from their podcast recording.

“Thirty dollars an hour,” Felix said, putting up the stack of library books in the basket to go home. “And, and, a Fazbear Scholarship. They’re going to let me work on classwork while I’m at the desk, Lennox.” Felix tossed his braid of bright green hair over his shoulder and put the mics in their box. “Honestly, Jaq daring me to apply was the best thing that she’s ever done for me.”

Lennox raised a perfectly groomed eyebrow at him, “This isn’t a stupid tattoo, Felix. This is Fazbear we’re talking about!” Felix snorted.

“I swear, you locals are so uptight about Fazbear but that doesn’t stop anyone from going to the complex. Hell, you had us take you there for your nineteenth birthday!” He laughed. Lennox stood up, their slim frame extending itself to it’s full five feet ten inches to look two inches down at him.

“There’s a difference,” they said softly. “I’d tell you, but it’s too late now for you to back out,” they said, turning and walking away.

“That’s not fair!” Felix said, stomping after them. “I might!”

“Nope! You’ve locked yourself into this Faustian bargain, time for you to learn from your actions!” they said, striding down the hall and slamming the door behind them. Felix huffed and continued breaking down without them.

“Passive aggressive ass bitch,” he muttered, looking into the box again “… all of their books were based on Faustian bargains.”

***

Perhaps he should have admitted they were right when he was going through the paperwork and saw that there was a waiver he’d signed that was summed up to: “I agree that Fazbear Incorporated is not responsible for any grievous bodily mutilation and/or death that will happen as a result of our animatronics.”

And that was just the legal language he understood.

But, he refused to acknowledge that maybe Lennox knew what they were talking about. Instead, he showed up to his first day and sat through the eight hour training day, meticulously taking notes.

The next morning he had to show up an hour before they opened, to run around the Pizzaplex and meet everyone. Because apparently the bots didn’t react well when they saw you backstage and hadn’t gotten a chance to meet you.

He was first taken through Rockstar Row to meet the Glamrocks. His new manager, a scrangly old man with a gray combover and a beer belly named Scott, took him into the main area, where they could see all the windows into the rooms. Felix had seen the bots a few times from a distance, but mostly had seen the merch.

“All Glamrocks please report to me,” Scott said into a walkie-talkie. Felix watched them all stop what they were doing and look up. “I’m the lead mechanic.” that was whispered proudly into Felix’s ears, and he thought he could smell gas station nachos on the old man’s breath.

“And you’re in chare of me, why?” Felix asked. Apparently that wasn’t the correct response, based off the sour look that he received.

Felix looked way from Scott, and almost screamed. Each of the bots had moved to tower over them, all staring at Felix with giant glowing eyes.

“Hey guys, this is Felix, he’s going to be working in the daycare with Sun and Moon,” Scott said, motioning to Felix. Each of their eyes blinked in and out a few times, as if they were processing this information. “Felix, have you met them before? With backstage passes or anything?”

“Nope, sure haven’t,” Felix squeaked, leaning into the wall.

“Well, everyone, introduce yourselves,” Scott said, waving a hand to Felix.

“Hello Superstar! I’m Freddy Fazbear!” Freddy said warmly, waving a hand.

“You don’t have to call him Superstar Freddy, he’s not a guest,” Scott said with a sigh.

“Nice to meet you, Freddy,” Felix said with a nod.

“I’m Roxy, feel free to stop by and tell me how much you love my music,” Roxy said, extending her hand. Felix nodded at Roxy and held up his own, recently painted fingernails.

“Sorry, just got them done,” he said to get out of whatever she might want him to do.

“A man with style, I like it,” she said with a toothy smile that almost made Felix wet his pants.

“Monty Gator,” Monty said, boring holes into Felix with his eyes.

“Sup,” Felix squeaked, pressing himself further into the wall before looking to Chica.

She… screeched at him.

“Chica?” Scott asked. She screeched at Scott too. Scott heaved a sigh and picked up the walkie. “Guys, I’m sending Chica down to you. Her voicebox isn’t working. Again. Chica, scooch on to your service elevator. Go on.” chica looked at him for a very long moment, but eventually turned around and made her way back to her room.

“So, that’s not normal?” Felix asked.

“It’s why she doesn’t sing,” Roxy said with a laugh, pretending to toss her hair back.

“No, but parts and services should take care of her,” Scott said. Felix couldn’t help but notice the sideways looks the animatronics gave him. Suddenly he was wondering what the fuck happened in the background here.

“Okay then…” Felix said.

“Alright guys, you’re free to continue getting ready for the day,” Scott said, and the bots wasted no time getting back to their rooms. “Alright, next stop, DJ Music Man. And if you’re ever down there and see Freddy getting too close, get him headed the other direction. He goes absolutely apeshit on the dance floor, took out some wet-floor bots that way.” Felix quirked an eyebrow at him for that, but got ignored.

The DJ almost gave Felix a heart attack when he crawled out of his ceiling hole, and most definitely took a few years off his life, but Scott ignored this and all but dragged him out.

“Last stop is daycare,” Scott said, leading him towards the area that actually mattered.

“Cool, I hope Sun isn’t as scary as that bastard,” Felix wheezed, leaning on the wall of the elevator as they traveled to the ground floor from the Fazcade.

“Nah, Sun is specifically designed to be child friendly,” Scott said. “So unless you’re a wimp, you’ll be fine. I’m not going to shit with you though, DJ Music Man still scares me. And, be careful if you’re in the vents. He’s got mini-mes on security detail there.” Felix was so flabbergasted that he had no clue what to say to that.

The doors opened up and Scott led him to the giant doors that lead into the daycare. A swipe of a badge and they opened, letting them both into the colorful soft-play area.

“Sun, report to the daycare security desk,” Scott said into his walkie talkie after not seeing the bot. “So, here’s where you’ll mostly be. You had your first aid training yesterday, right?”

“Yeah?” Felix said.

“Cool, so in case you and Sun can’t stop one of the kids from doing something stupid, here’s a first aid kit,” Scott said, kicking the box that had a picture of Chica in a weirdly sexualized nurse’s outfit. “Sun’s usually pretty good, and Moon’s alright with the kids. But, unless there’s an emergency, stay behind the desk.”

“I can do that,” Felix said, sitting down in one of the chairs.

“Oh, actually,” Scott said, looking around. “Let me get you a map of the backup generators. Just in case the lights go full out while the kids aren’t having naptime.” Felix frowned.

“Can he not turn them on himself?” Felix asked. Scott snorted and shook his head.

“And I’d suggest you get to them fast, don’t want Moon out too long,” Scott said, pulling a map out of his bag and handing it to Felix.

“Wait, how does he work-” Felix was cut off as a gangly jester appeared from the ballpit.

“Hi hi hi!” Sun said, skipping over languidly. Felix’s jaw dropped, realizing just how tall this thing was.

“Sun, this is Felix, he’s your new Daycare Attendant! He’s just here in case things get spotty and you need help,” Scott said.

“Awwww, but what if he wants to join in our fun and games?” Sun asked, waving his arms around cartoonishly. Scott sighed and looked at Felix.

“Well Sun, you see, Felix here has to take classes, so if you want to play, make sure he’s not busy, okay?” Scot said, giving Felix a look. Felix nodded.

“Yup, gotta make sure I’m not in the middle of homework, bud,” he said.

“Got it!” sun said. “Oh we’re going to have so much fun when there’s no homework!” Sun said, skipping away.

“Did you actually mean that or…”

“If you bored out of your mind you can interact with the kids, just keep a walkie on you just in case,” Scott said. “Just tell him you’ve got homework, bring a book or something if you have to. The only other thing you’ll have to do is handle pick-up. Sun automatically sends reports of the children’s behaviors through the day to the cloud, which is put in a document you can access. Just hand that to the families when they get picked up and maybe chat with the parents for a minute if you have to.” Felix nodded and plopped his backpack down out of sight.

“And if the kids get behind the desk?”

“They know better,” Scott said before leaving. “Have fun kid!” Scott said, tossing a walkie pack over to Felix.

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