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Prediction: No one is going to find and help Dr. Robby. There will be no comfort. As soon as he can breathe again, he'll pick himself up off the floor and go right back out there.
#dr robby is sisyphus#no comfort all angst#oof my heart#this man needs a hug STAT#the pitt#michael robinavitch#dr robby#dr robinavitch#dr michael robinavitch#noah wyle#dana evans#nurse dana#dr abbot
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Month 6, day 12
New material! Nacre this time, better known as mother-of-pearl :)
I'm sure I can find a good use for this somewhere :D
#the great artscapade of 2024#art#my art#blender#blender render#blender 3d#cycles render#nacre#mother of pearl#procedural texture#you know I really should upload my IkeVamp fic#I don't think I'm going to finish the art I wanted to do for it anytime soon#I mean it's been a whole what? two years?#anyway I thought of it because I called it Nacre#Jean ruined me for the rest of the routes I don't think any of them will punch me in my feels half as hard as his did XD#I need to get that man a hug a nap and some mororons STAT
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I have a fantasy of finding Secondo bleeding from his arm or cut himself shaving and just the act alone made something in his brain snap. He has like this panic or anxiety attack and I find him and hold him.
I want to find him and tell him he’s beautiful and worthy and he’s the most terrific man I’ve ever met in my life and I wanna give him kisses and cuddle him.
I just wanna take care of someone so badly when they need it and when they ask me to help them. (All men in my moms and dads side have the toxic bs going on) it would be nice for once to be gentle with a man for once, and to know that I have love to give.
ughhh and he would be the perfect and most fulfilling man to care for!!! who deserves our care more than him? (the answer is no one)
he is ALWAYS so attentive, so diligent and so rarely makes mistakes that even the smallest might set him off. if he cannot keep himself in check then how can he take care of others? how can others trust him to take care of them? this man is stoic through and through until something makes him feel insecure in his ability to be that perfect rock for his favorite people, and then he tumbles.
he’s just human but he can’t accept it, and he can’t allow himself to be visibly upset about it either (lest anyone think him weak) so he just withdraws. forcibly abandons himself so on the off chance he truly can’t take it anymore, no one’s around to see him fall apart. ohhh to catch him in the act, to hold his face in my hands and be the gentleness he never allows himself 🖤
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need to be consoled by aki really really bad right now
#need him to pat my back and go like shhhhh shhhhhhhh#god I am not ur strongest soldier#I need topknot man to give me a hug and stat#aki.... bet when you hug him... he is warm.....#hugging my aki pillow very hard
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how reader humbled nfl!rafe…
(when they were eighteen)
you wrapped your zipper around you tighter, tucking your hair behind your ears as it whipped across your face. lip bitten in anxiousness, standing to the side as you watched rafe compete others in drills.
he’d been scouted at one of his recent games, for a big team who needed a younger player, needed a capable quarterback. now he was on day two of relentless drills, a table off to the left being drafted of different times. he’d come up top on most, the 40 yard dash, vertical jump and whatnot, and you could see it in the way he moved, the way he laughed when other players got a lesser score than him.
it was getting to his head.
you couldn’t interrupt him now, but you knew one or two things. tomorrow were psychological evaluations : interviews to test his qualities and character. currently, you had a feeling his character would be quite negative - no one liked a cocky player.
spotting an assessor standing not too far from you, you discreetly shuffle your way around the area to him, standing next to him for the briefest moments before you broke into your sweetest smile. “hi,” you greeted, giving him a little side wave. glancing at you, awkwardly repeating your gesture the assessor greeted you in return, before returning to his clipboard and fixating his eyes on the players before him.
you shifted your weight from one foot to the other, biting the inside of your cheek as you said, “some of these players are really good, huh?”
the assessor only nodded.
“uhm, i was just wondering…what’d you think of cameron? number 11?” you asked, clarifying with a timid point of your finger. the assessor raises one eyebrow at you, like he’s questioning why he should divulge that information to you.
you have a feeling it won’t help your cause, in fact, you’re sure it will worsen it as you answer with, “he’s my boyfriend…”
shaking his head, the assessor sighs and mumbles, “can’t tell you, look at the board, see for yourself.”
pursing your lips together, you internally groan - you’ve already seen the board. it’s all you’ve watched as rafe’s name’s been marked up at the top of each and every event. the stats are not what you want. “okay but don’t you think he’s a bit cocky? you can tell me that right?” you ask, turning to face him now, arms over your chest and bit more insistent.
the assessor says something to another man on the side, facing you when he inquires, “you sure he’s your boyfriend?”
momentarily stunned at his question, you fiercely nod your head. “yes! it’s just..he’s worked hard for this and i don’t want him to blow it all away because of his ego! you see, our high school wasn’t that known, and there wasn’t much competition, so his ego kind of had room to grow, and here it’s not really helping and i was just thinking if there’s anyway i could maybe help-” your ramblings are cut off when the assessor all but yells at you to stop.
“okay! okay! here’s what i think: your boy has everything every assessor is looking for, but if i was hiring someone - and i’m not saying anything - but if i was, i would rather the second best if he’s got the mindset to grow, over the best if he already thinks he’s the best.” the assessor gives you a slow nod as your worst fears are confirmed, and he turns back to the players who’ve begun their break.
“thank you!” you exclaim before running off to the edge where rafe’s coming off. he’s taking off his helmet, widest grin on his face, and expecting you to hug him as you usually do. but when your hands hit his chest and he stumbles back, he’s suddenly very confused.
“what was that for?” he asks, hands palm up, looking at you with bewilderment as your arms are crossed over your chest.
“for being cocky!” you say sternly, deciding that you would not let rafe blow his shot.
“cocky? sweetheart, come on! it’s not cocky, i’m just better!” he defends, pulling a face when he realises that what he said is no better, and your eyes have just widened because he’s proven your point.
“see! no, rafe! ugh! these people, are just as good as you, or they’re close, okay?” you turn him towards the board, pointing as if to show him the boys who are under him on the table, close behind. “they can catch up! they want it as bad as you do, if you spend so much time in your head you won’t get any better, you’ll let them catch up because you think you know everything there is!”
he almost looks offended, being scolded by his girlfriend during try outs. but he stays silent, not like he was even given an opportunity to speak during your lecture.
“and imagine when we get married!” you gasp, the depth of him becoming an arrogant, and hated player dawning on you. rafe can’t help the smile that spreads on his face when you say ‘when’, but he tries to contain it after you lightly swat his arm.
“imagine everyone hates you because you’re so cocky and then they hate me! i won’t have them hating me rafe, or our kids! do you understand?” you demand of him, pointing a finger in his face. rafe’s fully grinning, the mention of marriage and kids putting him in a better mood.
“yes ma’am,” he mocks, although he’s taken you quite seriously, darting his head forward to playfully try and bite your finger before you retract it with a scowl.
“rafe..” you warn, worried he isn’t listening properly.
“no cockiness! respect the other players! be a good sportsman!” he summarises, holding his hands up in mock surrender, helmet clutched in his right hand. he leans his head down, dimpled smile on his face as he asks, “can i get my kiss now, luck?”
you snatch his helmet from his hand, shoving it over his head with an ill-contained grin. “only when you get on the team,” you promise through slips of laughter, watching him groan and walk away, back to the other players.
later on, when you lock eyes with the assessor, he gives you a slow and subtle nod, as if to say rafe’s behaviour is better now. and you only look forward, watching your boyfriend who you know is going to be a star one day.
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BLINDS WIDE OPEN .ᐟ ft. stalker!caitvi

ꮼ summary. you've unknowingly attracted the attention of piltover's finest, and now they'll do anything to make sure you're theirs. ( inspired by 'she' by tyler, the created ft. frank ocean )
warnings. dark content. fem!reader. reader isn't specified to be from piltover or zaun. stalking. slightly nsfw. established caitvi. allusions to murder but could also be just them scaring off said person. possessive!caitvi. abuse of power (on cait's part). commander!cait. unsolicited note & gift sending. staged meeting/slight savior complexes. pet names (r!receiving : darling, pretty girl, little bird, dear). reader is painfully oblivious. vouyerism. vi takes pictures of reader without her consent. pantie stealing & sniffing & alluded usage of stolen panties. wc. 2.3k
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‣ their little obsession starts out innocent. you're just a civilian, blending into the crowd around you, just another person going about their routine. but to caitlyn and vi you stood out. they didn't actively seek you out, you just happened to also be in the same places as they were at times, and they couldn't complain about that. often moving or forgetting what they were doing to see (follow) you a little longer.
‣ they agree that they've never been so sure about something before. you allure them in, like a flower temping a honey bee. someone so sweet, with such beauty that want, need you. they begin calling your theirs from then on.
‣ it turned sour when once again, out of coincidence you were in the same vicinity as vi, the pink haired woman quickly taking notice of you, her fingers hooking into her hood to pull it over and cover herself as she keeps a sweet distance behind you. not too far and not too close. the bustling streets get rowdier and vi gets thrown around a bit, picking up her pace and ramming her shoulder into who gets close to her, so she doesn't get whisked off into the frown and loses you. she groans when out of nowhere a brutish man blocks her view, putting her scuffed hand on his arm, mumbling something out about needing somewhere to be (a lie), and just within those few moments of vi’s watchful eye on you you've presumably arrived at your destination, a restaurant. she sighs and takes post near by, but as quickly as she was resting, slumped against some wall, her posture straightens out. fist fighting at her side, her teeth begging to grind, hard enough she'd snap her jaw off. you've met up with a woman, and said woman has her hands on you, pulling you into a hug. a glare bores into the mystery woman's head. if vi had glared any harder she's sure beams would've shot out her eyes and straight into her head.
‣ since then, the couple had made sure to purposely watch you. no more coincidences or hopeful wishes that they'd see you a few times out of their week. now they see you every chance they can get. and at this point they're getting bolder, more risky with how they watch you. inching closer and closer into your space as they follow you just to get a whiff of your shampoo, or perfume. going into the same places as you instead of watching from outside. frequenting the same places you frequent and learning your favorites, caitlyn has gone as far, as asking for the same drink as you one time when she was standing behind you in a small cafe. they're even begin starting to work out your relationships with people, keeping tabs on them too. and oh, you haven't seen that one friend in awhile.
‣ caitlyn begins to abuse her power as commander to find and dig through your findings. memorizing your stats; height, weight, hair color, eye color, blood type, ect. she got caught once snooping through your files by a subordinate and quickly sorted herself out, clearing her throat out and making up some lie about needing a file on a stillwater escapee. waving your file at them and briskly walking past them saying that she’ll be in her office, when she's really taking that file home with her.
‣ they’d even begin sending you notes and gifts. notes that read along the lines as “you look beautiful today.” “loved the new hairstyle, did it just for us?” “one day you'll see that you were made for us.” and the gifts are usually items they'd watch you eye in shops or things they'd think you'd like based off of your other preferences, like clothing, books, a new bag, that expensive new technology device you've been saving up for since your old one broke, and of course the classic flowers and chocolate. and they can't lie when they're hurt whenever you come home or open your door to one of their notes or gifts that you have a horrified look on your face, frantically looking around to see you could've given it to you, and vi in particular is hurt whenever she watches you throw out the chocolates she picked for you.
‣ despite all of this, they still have yet to formally meet you, although they're sure you know of them. but they can't simply introduce themselves, they have to make it look natural. accidental and like you needed them. they've learned your entire routine just for a moment like this.
you had just finished up grocery shopping. the sun was just finishing up with rising fully within the sky. you enjoyed going first thing when the store opens to dismiss the morning rush that happens by the time you're bagging your items and leaving. as you're making your way home, your head peeks from over the brown paper bags in your arms to watch where you're walking.
it's quick and sudden, the catch of something on your foot. knowing what's next, so you close your eyes preparing for impact against the ground. at least your groceries will cushion your fall, but not without ruining them underneath your weight.
except you don't and your body stays slanted still at a degree. peeking an eye open you're met with a pink haired woman, she looks familiar, but you can't put your finger on her name. you're reminded of the groceries in your arms from the crinkle of the bags, and they feel lighter in your arms. her hands are placed over your groceries, and there's also a pair of hands on you, but on your waist? who's the person behind you?
“are you alright?” the woman in front of you asks, her voice is low and comforting.
it happens swifty, the woman in front and the person behind you working to place you back upright on your feet. and you're dazed when she also takes most of the bags from your arms.
“she asked you a question, darling.” you twist around at the sound of a new voice, the person from behind you presume, and it's. . . british? upon turning around you're met with the fall figure of commander kiramman, and on instinct you're standing a little straighter.
“c—commander kiramman,” you splutter out. “i’m, uh, i’m okay.” looking down you adjust the bags in your arms, just for caitlyn to swoop down and take them in her arms, and within them, the bags no longer look as big as they did in your arms. “thank you, for, em, catching me from falling to my doom.” you let out a light laugh at the end, trying to make light of your embarrassing situation and to ignore that you're flushed, thankful for the cool morning air against the warmth of your sizzling body.
���it's no problem, really. we hate to see a pretty girl get hurt.” the pink woman smiles. oh! that's when it clicks.
“you're vi!” you enthuse, feeling a sense of pride that you were able to remember her name, you knew she seemed familiar. feeling a little silly it didn't click sooner since she's so recognizable.
“i am,” her smile grows. “and you already know caitlyn.”
it feels like a game as you bounce your head from one woman to the other, but now your attention lies on caitlyn. “no more calling me commander kiramman. no need for formalities, you can just call me caitlyn.” she hums, correcting her name for you.
yet your wide eyes stay strained up at her, “but would it not be respectful to call you commander?”
caitlyn’s exterior remains collected, only vi catching the way cait’s eye slightly twitches, your worries for calling her by her correct title is cute and sends a jolt straight to her cunt.
“like i said, no need for that. calling me caitlyn is perfectly respectful. alright, little bird?”
they both refrain from voicing their distaste of your nod at cait’s words.
it's quiet for a moment, the three of you just looking between each other and you realize both of them still have your groceries in their arms. “oh! i can take my groceries now.”
they both look at you like you'd just grown another head from your neck.
“don't be silly. you should've seen how looked trying to carry all of these bags—”
cait cuts vi off, “you looked comically cute.”
a part of you doesn't really know how to take that they thought you looked funny trying to carry your groceries, but at least they thought you were cute. “i normally don't have that many bags,” that was something they already knew. “but today they had some great deals i couldn't pass up on.” oh, gee, they wonder who tipped off the owner to have such deals.
“well that's great, dear. but what we're trying to get at is that, we want to assist you with your groceries.” caitlyn clarifies, eyes flickering down to her girlfriend.
“so, we’ll carry them. keeping you from stumbling by trying to balance it all in your arms. and you show us the way to your place.” vi finishes, although they already knew the route to your home with their eyes closed.
this isn't something that you'd agree to, but it's vi and commander kiramman, or caitlyn, and that automatically makes you trust them. agreeing to their offering and placing yourself ahead, beginning to walk your way home, and they follow, missing the way they wickedly smile at each as they just perfectly wormed their way into your life.
‣ since meeting you they've become even further unhinged. while caitlyn has duties that distract her from her habits of watching you, vi has complete free will to watch you whenever she'd like. her favorite is when cait is working late, instead of being alone at the estate, she’ll take post at a spot close to you place, to her it's the perfect spot, having a view into your home, able to see as you go from room to room, even your bedroom. both you and her are thankful that your windows don't really point anywhere, so you're comfortable enough to keep you blinds open most of the time and vi is able to watch as you leisure around, cook, clean, when you're fresh from a shower, still damp and drying off your body with your towel. she's seen it all, she's seen you all, in your most vulnerable state when you touch yourself, fingers trailing between your pretty thighs to play with your cunt. vi wishes she could hear the gasp, whines, and moans of pleasure that fall from your lips, but right now the best she can do is capture pictures.
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‣ they're both desperate for you, the run ins, pictures, files, watching you isn't getting them what they need. but they both know that it isn't time to act just yet. so, cait request for vi to break into your home one night, a night they know you'll be out with some friends, to steal a few pairs of your panties. something small that'll take the edge off for a little while. luckily it had been a warm few days and a window in your bedroom was cracked, so vi welcomed herself in as she slid the window open wider so she could slip in. already having the layout of your bedroom memorized as she makes her way to your dresser, opening the first drawer to behold where you keep your socks, bras, and panties. she diligently scours through the stacks of panties, making sure to keep them all nice and tidy as you had them, picking out a few pairs that she and cait would like, mostly cotton, until she got to the bottom of the stacks where you kept your lace panties. she can only imagine that you got them for her and cait to look all pretty when they finally take you. there's a pretty lavender pair, it makes her wet thinking about you wearing them. vi brings them up to her nose, eyes rolling back as she sniffs the fabric, you've worn them before she can tell, they smell of you and your detergent. feeling a high, she promptly stuffs the various pairs of panties in her pockets and exits her way from your bedroom, leaving everything as it was when she came in. caitlyn and her will make great use of them.
and just a few days later cait gets a call from you, the exchange of numbers occurring that morning they helped you with your groceries. “what is it, darling. tell me.”
“it’s—” you pause, rethinking if you should've even called. “it's embarrassing, but i’m scared.” you whisper.
“i ensure you i’ve heard my fair share of things while on the job.”
“promise you won't laugh or call me crazy?”
“i promise.”
you sigh, gathering courage. “i have a stalker, or stalkers. i really don't know but they refer to themselves as 'us' and 'we' a lot.”
caitlyn leans back in her office chair, “oh, darling. i’m sorry to hear that.” faux concern is ridden in her tone. “have they been doing anything to you?” she already knows the answer to that, this is normally the time she'd take out her note pad and pen to make note of the report, but there's no need for that.
“yes. i feel foolish to not think much of it at first, i thought it would just fizzle out over time. but the notes, the gifts, they've gotten odder. and now—” you stop yourself.
“and now?”
you bite your lip, your heartbeat beats rapidly in your chest, it's loud bangs rattling throughout your body. “i think they've taken some of my panties.” you whisper that also, embarrassed to have to admit that.
caitlyn smirks against the phone. oh, you have no idea.
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A Bet is a Bet
pairing: lando norris x reader
summary: Lando didn’t know a bet would lead him to her, y/n didn’t know that accepting his proposal would lead to forever
a/n:it’s always fun to write Lando because I kinda really like to gently bully him 😂
a/n: one day I’ll write a Lando piece that doesn’t absolutely get away from me but today is apparently not that day
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f1gossip: Following Max’s Championship win and George’s race win, several drivers were spotted out partying in Las Vegas’ prolific club scene! Additionally, eagle eyes have spotted a despondent Lando drinking as his championship hopes were dashed tonight.
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user1: not the gossip page absolutely dragging Lando 😬😬😬
user2: don’t really blame Lando for being a little sad — unlikely as it was he’d win, there was a slight chance
↳user3: especially with how god awful redbull’s car has been this year…
user4: loving the contrast of George and Max drinking their hearts out to celebrate and Lando drinking to forget
↳user5: that’s so cruel
↳user4: true though
user6: ok so i think im at the same club as them and im pretty sure i just saw lando hugging a crying women??
↳user7: what??
↳user6: idk man im just a casual fan (shout out to Charles for being so pretty — saw an edit of him and fell in love)
↳user6: but i saw someone who looked like lando? Comforting someone who was sobbing their heart out
↳user7: I’m so confused and I need to know what happens next
user8: 🤬🤬 fuck
↳user9: what??
↳user8: I just got pushed down by a couple rushing by me!
↳user10: well fuck them I guess?
↳user8: I think that’s what they’re gonna do, yes.
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maxfewtrell replied WHAT ARE YOU DOING
maxfewtrell replied I SPECIFICALLY SAID DONT GET ACTUALLY MARRIED
maxfewtrell replied OH MY GOD ANSWER YOUR STUPID PHONE
user11 replied did you get married
user12 replied the Vegas curse strikes again!
oscarpiastri replied please tell me this is just an aesthetic photo
↳oscarpiastri please I can’t be responsible for reporting this back to Zak and Stella
alex_albon replied oh my god thanks man! I had money on you being the one to get drunk married in Vegas
yourbff replied what the fuck girl??
yourbff replied did you get married last night?
↳yn_user …I think I did
↳yn_user my god my head
↳yourbff drinks! Stat
↳yn_user only if drinks stands for coffee
↳yn_user and make it a double — my husband (???)(!!!) wants one too
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landonorris: thanks Vegas! This year was so much more fun than last year! Can’t wait to see what next year brings
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user13: MARRIED??
user14: omg god he’s actually married 😭😭
user15: what kind of delulu manifesting brought this on???
↳user16: right?? I need some of it in my life
↳user17: a big old healthy dose of it
maxfewtrell: Next year better be the calmest year yet
↳yn_user: where’s the fun in that? liked by landonorris, maxverstappen1
↳maxfewtrell: my heart rate would appreciate it more
maxverstappen1: well I guess congratulations are in order?
↳landonorris: thanks man!
georgerussell63: You got married??
↳landonorris: I did! She’s great — you’re gonna love her
↳georgerussell63: Really?
↳maxfewtrell: she spent the first 10 minutes (hungover) after meeting me bullying me about my accent, my clothing, the way I walked, and how I took my coffee liked by yn_user, landonorris
↳georgerussell63: Oh dear
↳maxverstappen1: oh I’m gonna love her. she coming to Qatar?
↳landonorris: that’s the plan!
↳maxverstappen1: fly out with me
cisca_norris: oh man I’m telling mom!
↳landonorris: No! Wait!
↳cisca_norris: too late!
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yn_user: got drunk, got married, flew to Qatar to watch him drive!
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yourbff: send me some of that luck please
↳yn_user: certainly!
↳yourbff: only the good stuff though — you keep your bad luck to yourself
landonorris: thanks for coming out to see that I’m more than an uber driver
↳maxfewtrell: she did not
↳yn_user: oh I absolutely did! But now I see it’s more like European NASCAR
↳landonorris: I’ve changed my mind. Please leave
↳yn_user: too late! I’ve already burned the certificate — no returns
oscarpiastri: nice to meet you 👍🏻
↳yn_user: you too! I’m rooting for you!
↳landonorris: what???
↳yn_user: you told me to pick a favorite driver!
↳landonorris: I told you to come watch your favorite driver! Me!
↳yn_user: but he’s Australian! Like Steve Irwin!
↳landonorris: …that’s not how you pick a favorite driver!
↳oscarpiastri: stop being mean to my fans!
↳yn_user: landonorris if you say so I guess…
↳yn_user: then I’ll pick max cause he’s got lovely cats and was kind enough to fly us out!
↳maxverstappen1: great to have another fan!
↳landonorris: nO!
user18: I’ve had her for a day but if anything happens to her I’ll everyone else then myself
↳user20: big mood
↳yn_user: I say this with sincerity — please seek help 🙏
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f1gossip: we finally have some answers on Lando’s unexpected marriage!
“What does it mean? What? That we got married last weekend? Well it means we got drunk and got married but ya know during break, yeah during break we’re already planning getting divorced but just didn’t have the time beforehand. So that’s something that’s gonna be happening soon.”
So it seems like this is just a typical Vegas marriage story after all!
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user21: im sorry but thats so funny??
↳user22: right?
↳user23: i didn’t think this was something that happened in real life??
↳user24: same
user25: i love how he phrased it though
↳user26: it’s just…Lando. Like of course you got drunk married and is just joking about it now
↳user27: I mean there's not much else he can do until they can get divorced?
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yn_user: what a fun way to end the year! Congrats hubby — what a win!
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user28: I swear she was more excited for Lando’s win then he was 😂
↳user29: the way she was clinging to Lando’s mom like the entire race though 🤣🤣
landonorris: thanks for coming! And cheering for the correct driver this time around
↳maxverstappen1: she didn’t have redbull merch on?
↳landonorris: nah that’s been banned from this household liked by yn_user
user30: ok but I need her makeup brands? Cause that shit didn’t budge a bit
↳yn_user: I’ll dm you!
↳user30: thank you queen 🙏
yourbff: glad to know you’re having fun when you abandoned me…
↳yn_user: dw we’re on the way back so we can start the divorce paperwork
↳yourbff: good i need my bff back
↳landonorris: still my girl!
↳yourbff: I’ll fight you for her 🥊
Private Messages, Max and Lando

Text — we decided that we wanted to stay married because we actually like each other and want to see where this goes
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landonorris: honeymoon time!
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user31: i thought it was divorce time?
↳user32: ok but like what happened?
↳user31: im guessing they actually fell in love
↳user32: if that’s true, that’s so cute
oscarpiastri: I don’t think that was the plan?
↳landonorris: there’s no plans when your in love
↳yn_user: that’s so sappy
↳landonorris: only for you!
↳oscarpiastri: on my comment thread? Really?
user33: ok which one of us is gonna turn this into the romcom it desperately needs to be?
↳user34: I volunteer as tribute
maxfewtrell: Lando answer your phone!
↳landonorris: sorry I’m on vacation! No service!
↳maxfewtrell: Lando! liked by yn_user
yourbff: stop stealing my best friend!
↳landonorris: she’s my wife!
↳yourbff: she was mine first!
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f1gossip: catching up with lando again, we got the gossip on the abrupt change of heart regarding his Vegas wife!
“Yeah we just, you know we talked about it and how we felt and we know it’s kinda crazy — actually really crazy but you know we just felt like this was it? Like I just know that loving her is gonna be the easiest thing I’m ever gonna do. So yeah we got to Vegas and got a lawyer to help start the divorce and as we were talking about it we realized that we didn’t actually want to separate. So we’re still together and I want it to stay that way, forever. Like she’s gonna be it for me.”
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user35: holy shit he is in LOVE love
user36: “I just know loving her is gonna be the easiest thing I’ve ever done” like could someone run me over? Cause I feel like that would hurt less
↳user37: that’s the sweetest thing I’ve ever read!
↳user38: I’m loving this Lando — he’s glowing!
user39: “we’re still together and I want it to stay that way, forever” like oh my god he’s so in love he’s writing poetry
user40: I want this kind of fucking love
user41: he’s writing poetry for her and i can’t even get one to text me back 😭
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landonorris: the top step is made even better with my lucky charm here with me! Thank you yn_user for your love and support 🧡
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yourbff: now you’re just mocking me
↳landonorris: yup!
yn_user: love you too you muppet…even if you aren’t an uber driver…
↳landonorris: I guess that’s better than a nascar driver…
↳yn_user: well I checked and Chris Bell is taken so…
↳landonorris: 😑😑😑
maxfewtrell: great race man!
↳landonorris: thanks for being there!
↳maxfewtrell: gladly! I’ll be there for any of them but Vegas. Cause I’m not going there again
↳yn_user: scared of a little city?
↳maxfewtrell: yes.
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HOLD UP HOLD UP--
Y-YOU DREW THIS??? BASED OFF... TRIGGER HAPPY??? H U H???
The manic expression, the clothes, the pose, the EVERYTHING-- (Also hush, I love the revolver 😫💗)
You have made an enby blush on this day, hdhdhdhd oh my gods I LOVE HIM!!! GUYS, please show @lunarmango some love!!! I absolutely love this, what a treat! 😫 no pressure, but I'm sure he would look FABULOUS in color!!! *Wink wink*
(also, you ask if I like it?? I fucking LOVE it, I want him mounted on my bed WALL. AHEM, THE WALL--
This sketch is based off Danny/ @sugoi-writes 's Trigger Happy oneshot of Human Alastor. Hope yall like it :D
(I can't draw a revolver for shit send help)
#im so fucking down bad#i need this man manifested STAT#someone yell at me#im too obsessed#i wish i could draw like this gosh dhdbdhjdsj#and the fact that the fic is inspo makes me CRY DGDJSJDJ#GIVING YOU ALL OF THE FUCKING HUGS#CONGRATS YOU HAVE A NEW FRIEND NOW#hfhdhdjdhdj#hazbin hotel#hazbin#art#fanart#alastor#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin art#radio demon#hazbin alastor#alastor x reader#human alastor#alastor the radio demon#alastor fanart#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#IM NEVER GETTING OVER THIS NOT E V E R
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The Thunderbolts* obsession is in full swing. I am reverting back to the era of pop tarts and Cap not understanding references. I watched Thunderbolts* without watching anything the other characters were in (minus Bucky in prior films).
And now I'm back tracking and OH BOY. OHHHHH MAN. Just watched TFATWS and how can people hate John Walker. That man is a tragedy rolled into a tragedy rolled into more tragedy.
Literally everyone lets him down. Everyone. The government, the remaining Avengers, his wife. Like that poor man. I love him, your honor. And by God SentryAgent is ringing in my head. These two tragedies. These boys who have been left behind and failed time and time again.
John finding someone who understands what it is like to be failed over and over again, Bob finding someone to stand up for him and say this is not how you should be treated. The anger they both share. The way Val uses them. You know damn well Walker ain't going to let Bob be abused by the system that has abused him so readily.
Walker's court hearing scene broke me. The "you built me" line jesuuuus. He needs a Bob hug, someone get him a Bob hug stat. Sentry will deck a man for Walker, Bob will lay on the floor and color with his son on the weeks John gets to see him. They deserve each other.
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Hello 👋 Ryker!
Can you write more headcanon of Dating Idia and Malleus (Poly relationship) maybe how each of the family or friends react to their relationship.
Of course! It makes me very happy that people liked the poly headcanons so much and want to see more! And I’m happy to deliver!
Request rules and masterlist
First part
More general thoughts:
Idia and Malleus are quite the pair to be dating
Once the students around the school are able to confirm it’s true that you are, in fact, dating both of them, news spreads quickly
Malleus doesn’t care so much about the news, why shouldn’t people know you’re together?
Idia however, is very overwhelmed by it all
Regardless of how long you’ve been dating, he still sometimes has these moments of thinking “How did I get here? Did I upgrade my charisma stats without knowing? Was it the charisma stat that made them fall, or was it a different stat?”
And as someone who prefers to stay in the background and avoid the public eye, the fact that everyone at school knows you’re dating him and Malleus causes a lot of panic
We’re talking like barely leave his room even just into Ignihyde kinda panic
It takes a while for him to calm down, and he gets spooked when people bring it up thinking they’re comparing him to Malleus
He might subtly be inviting you to his room more often because he needs the support without saying he needs he support
Speaking of support, let’s talk about how they want support/show support
Now these two are more reserved people, and tend to keep a lot of their thoughts inside and tend to stray away from large crowds. That being said, they simply enjoy your presence being in the same area as them, double the effect if both you and the other are there
Malleus enjoys having you and Idia there, and Idia enjoys having you and Malleus there (regardless of how out of place Malleus looks in his room)
Idia prefers doing his own thing while you guys do your own thing in the same area, while Malleus prefers doing activities together
But oh boy, these two feel most supported if you listen to them
I hope you’re a good listener, because wow these two can go on for hours if you let them
Idia and Malleus both love when people they care about get interested in the things they love, and get even more excited when they ask questions
They aren’t too physically affectionate people though
Idia gets nervous and panics at small unexpected touches, and Malleus keeps touches light and respectful
Most of the times it’s hand holding, a hand on your lower back as you walk, and maybe a hug if they’re feeling it
They coordinate surprisingly well when it comes to special events like your birthday, holidays, or school festivals
Instead of spending time one on one with them, they both are there for you during events
Idia likes it because people tend to steer clear of Malleus and there's guards keeping things out of his way, so Idia doesn't have to worry as much about dealing with people (the only unfortunate part is dealing with Sebek)
You basically get the royal treatment just by being with them, and that's the way they believe it's supposed to be
They are very mindful of each other during these events too. Malleus is careful about going into largely populated areas, and Idia tries to make sure Malleus is included in activities (in Idia's awkward way)
The dynamic being in a relationship with both of them works pretty well!
And then there's the friends/family
Lilia:
Lilia is actually very happy about this
Briar Valley culture is a bit...reserved and old fashioned, but Lilia is a man who's open to seeing and experiencing new things, so he's happy to see Malleus is too!
Having one partner is great, but two? He's very happy for Malleus
He does worry about how things will work out in the future with Malleus being royalty and having two partners, but that's an issue for later
He's pretty happy it's you and Idia of all people too!
Lilia loves video games, so he helps Malleus learn about them so he can communicate and bond better with Idia, and he's happy because then Malleus can play with him too
He feels like a proud dad watching Malleus with you and Idia
Silver:
Silver hasn't interacted with Idia much, so he can't speak on Idia's character, but he knows you! And he thinks you're good for Malleus, so he has no objections
As long as Malleus is happy, he really doesn't mind however Malleus chooses to have a relationship
He's pretty accepting of almost anything, so he doesn't even question the three of you dating or anything
He does try to get to know Idia more because of this though! Since Silver is the most calm among Malleus' guards, it actually goes pretty well and him and Idia communicate well
Sebek:
What do you expect, really? Of course Sebek is freaking out
His Liege has TWO partners?! What?!
Don't get him wrong, he has nothing against people having multiple partners, to each their own
But this is Malleus! The future ruler of Briar Valley! Sebek is going crazy that Malleus even has one partner and is of course judging them heavily to see if they're good enough for Malleus, but now there's two to judge!
Yeah, Idia avoids Sebek as much as possible
Sebek really doesn't want to question Malleus and his decisions, but he doesn't see the appeal of Idia
Malleus is quick to shut down Sebek's judgement and criticisms once he's aware of them, and Sebek will feel terrible
Ortho:
He's ecstatic!
Ortho has been trying for so long to get Idia out more and among more people, and you and Malleus help him a lot with that and he can tell you both make Idia really happy!
He's very proud of Idia and has no issues with you or Malleus
Sometimes he worries about Idia comparing himself to Malleus, but he's seen you and Malleus reassure him before, and how deeply the two of you care for Idia
Ortho feels like he doesn't have to worry as much about Idia since he has the two of you with him
He knows in his heart that the three of you will last a very long time
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I loved your alphabet for Anya ^^
Could you possibly do the same prompt for Daisuke :3
I'm so glad you enjoyed it! I love Anya so much, and writing for her gives me so much joy
SFW ALPHABET | Daisuke
A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
Daisuke? Affection lord. Aggressive cuddles? That's his middle name (probably). He has the energy of those wholesome starwars nerd boys on the internet. Sees lightsaber dueling as a form of affection.
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
The hype man! No, he's not a baby in my eyes, but he's got a young and very passionate heart, so he will do his best to keep a positive mentality for his friends and his sanity. YAP WITH HIM, and listen well! Like with Anya, what they both say gets glossed over by the rest of the crew.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
Yes, as mentioned before, Daisuke is the affection lord. He is not a Spooner, BUT he will lay on top of you like the world's most comedic weighted blanket. He's also fine lying on his back. World's most entertaining pillow talker! Random facts as he's tracing smiley faces into your skin with his fingertips.
This is Daisuke and no one can change my mind
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
City boy City boy City boy. This man wants to live in the city on the coast with a convertible, thrifted Hawaiian shirts, piña Coladas, and arcades. His flat is decorated with LED lights, a stylized diffuser, and lego plant models that him and Anya build together on their hangouts since neither of them can keep real plants alive. Cooking? He's actually pretty damn good at it! He is on another level of mixology so mixed drinks that glow under black lights? Daisuke is your man. Killer French toast maker for sure.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
Very timid about it, but will force himself to do it in person. Otherwise it's from an outburst of emotion like in an argument or discussion
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
Fast to fall, slow to marry, but will have the geekiest way of proposing. Watch him pull out a ringpop.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
He can be gentle. When Daisuke is aggressive it's not actually aggression he just has a hard time containing excitement and bounces off the walls. Both physically and emotionally.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
Absolutely. Everyday. Like Anya he will find any excuse to give you one and pepper your face with kisses.
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
Every 5 minutes good fucking lord Daisuke pump the brakes. You butter toast for him and he swears fealty this man is actually so golden.
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
A little jealous, but just gets a little pouty or is just entirely oblivious like that. He 100% has full trust in you please dont break this piña coloda in the rain man's heart.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
Daisuke loves butterfly and eskimo kisses because he's actually such a dope. Loves making you laugh it's become his sole purpose in life.
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
Probably the best out of the whole crew if I'm being honest. Anya is the most responsible, but Daisuke only needs 3 minutes to use his 17 charisma stat to charm kids into thinking he's the best.
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
Doomscrolling I hope you don't mind, he gets up before you and sings to his spotify playlists in the shower. Not before leaving a kiss to the top of your head. If you're still asleep by the time he finishes showering, he'll cook up some breakfast.
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
Co-op games, music sharing, epic fail youtube videos, a big comforter blanket, and you guys definately have a cat named crusher. Don't ask.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
Daisuke is a very open guy, the only things he would be slow to reveal is his guilt with his parents. He hates being a downer but those blues need to come out somehow.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
Slow to anger, very slow similar to Anya except she can snap in the case if her losing a board game and flipping the game over and tripping over the coffee table on her way out.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
He remembers pretty well! Key details too, anniversaries with him are the bomb they're awesome because he never fails to bring up something you told him years ago.
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
You walking in on a drunk Daisuke ranting to a highly amused Swansea about how he was going to murder the sun because there can only be one sunshine.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
Pretty protective if something seems off but this man can be so aloof, please also protect him
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
HE GOES OVER THE TOP. You walk into the your shared studio and he's sitting there with his Anakin Costume with a dinner from the star wars cookbook all set up. Or lego set building!
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
Will try his best to hide his negative thoughts, very hard to get him to open up about his own issues.
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
Very concerned. Have you seen his hair? Bro actually should be a model for Hollister. Has 34 Hawaiian shirts in his wardrobe (he plans to get more)
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
Yes, in the most golden retriever way possible.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
When he messes up something small he just goes "Im just a girl in the world"
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
Pessimistic people are a big no no. Also people who never want to go outside.
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)
Lighter snorerer and has the habit of starfishing on the bed.
A/N: HAD TO REWRITE THIS 3 TILES BC TUMBLR DIDNT WANT TO SAVE IT HOPE YOU ENJOYED ☁️☁️☁️☁️
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bed chem
paige bueckers X south carolina!reader
contains: smut, draft paige, use of y/n, cussing, lots of plot (i hate smut w/o it)
word count: 2.7k
a/n: this is my first time writing smut so please bear with me and give me feedback because i am unfortunately a virgin. this also would've been out sooner but college is beating my ass so this took over 4 days to write.
you check yourself out in the bathroom mirror as your makeup artist adds some finishing touches. you're dressed in a long sheer dress with your undergarments slightly visible. the dress is skintight and hugs your curves in all the right ways. your hair is pulled back in a slick low ponytail with your long curls draping along your exposed back.
with one last look and approval from your fashion team, you're heading out the door and down to your limo outside.
to say you're nervous would be an understatement. you're projected to be the top pick, but with caitlin clark right on your neck in stats, tonight could go anywhere.
obviously, you would be happy with whatever pick you got, but once the mock draft came out a few months ago, it's all that you could think about. not to mention, social media has been non-stop sharing their opinions about who they think should get the top spot.
"how you feeling, l/n?" your manager, morgan, asks from beside you.
"ready to get tonight over with." you laugh nervously.
"tonight is supposed to be fun. no matter what happens." she grabs your hand and squeezes it. you give her a small smile.
"i know. i'm just ready to be back on the court." you look out the window at the passing lights of new york city. how have you never visited this place before?
"that makes two of us," she lets go of your hand as she leans her head back with a sigh, "this offseason has been beating my ass. i don't think i can spend another day sitting in an office."
"sounds like i need to scout for a new manager." you tease as she lightly punches you in the arm. you two share a laugh as the car pulls up to the venue.
the entrance is lined with paparazzi who anxiously wait for the next attendee to arrive. you take one last deep breath and shake the nerves as you step out of the door that was held open for you. you thank the man as you follow morgan towards the entrance of the building. she steps aside as you stand in front of the cameras and pose for some pictures.
as you begin to walk away you hear commotion from behind you. you turn and see a woman dressed in a full white louis vuitton suit posing confidently for the cameras as they shout multiple commands and compliments.
"who is that?" you ask morgan who is on her phone trying to figure out where to go. she follows your line of vision.
"paige bueckers. she's a red shirt senior guard at connecticut and projected to be the number one pick in next year's draft. she's a powerhouse." she goes back to her phone as she takes a call.
you're not sure how you haven't noticed her before. south carolina played uconn, right? you suddenly can't think straight as the woman 10 feet in front of you has captivated your thoughts without even trying.
lost in a trance, you didn't even realize that she's now standing in front of you.
"hey beautiful." she stares down at you with a smirk on her face. her eyes stealing a quick glance at your body.
"hi." you smile up at her as you stare into her blue eyes. a blush creeping onto your face, the chemistry between you almost instant.
"i'm paige." she extends her hand towards you. you're taken aback by the formality, but your hand quickly meets hers.
"i'm y/n."
"the gamecock?" she asks, earning a nod from you. "i've heard a lot about you." your hands disconnect as she puts hers into her pockets.
"oh yeah? like what?" you smirk, crossing your arms.
before she can answer, morgan is calling your name saying that the ceremony is about to start. you glance back at paige who is also being called by her team. you two share another look before going your separate ways.
once in your seat, your nerves start to hit you all at once. mixed with the flooding thoughts of the woman you met not even 5 minutes ago, you're not sure how long you'll be able to sit through this.
opening remarks are through and the indiana fever takes the stage to make the first-round pick. you take a glance around the room and see paige seated a few rows back in the crowd. she winks at you before bringing her attention back to the stage.
"with the first overall pick in the 2024 wnba draft, the indiana fever select y/n l/n from the university of south carolina!"
cheers erupt around you as a smile takes over your face. you instantly pull morgan into a hug before making your way onto the stage to take a picture with the fever jersey.
you thank the woman on stage and wave at the crowd as you head back to your seat.
the rest of the night drags on as they go through the rest of the draftees. you and paige steal frequent glances throughout the ceremony as tensions grow between the two of you.
you were absolutely captivated by her at first glance and with the smirks and winks she's sending your way so frequently, you could feel the desire between your legs growing by the minute.
afterwards, you are outside on the carpet once again as the media broadcasters interview the stars of the night. you are bombarded with questions ranging from growing up playing basketball to what you're looking forward to the most as a part of the fever.
during one of your interviews, you feel a hand brush against your waist as someone passes behind you. you look and see paige smirking back at you before she turns and walks out of the venue. you bring your attention back to the interviewer and pray you don't look as flustered as you feel.
before you know it, you're back into the limo you arrived in. you let out a long-awaited breath you didn't know you were holding.
"you haven't even been a part of the team for a whole day and season tickets are already sold out." morgan says with a grin on her face. you smile and shake your head.
"you think that would make me feel better." you lean your head back and close your eyes.
"remember, you don't have to prove yourself to anyone. you earned your spot. all you have to do is keep doing what you've been doing the past 4 years." she reassures, placing a hand on your bouncing knee.
you flash her a small smile before returning your gaze to the city lights outside.
the rest of the ride is silent as your social battery died a little too early in the night for your liking. you were ready to get back to the hotel and take a long shower to...debrief.
once you've said your goodbyes to morgan and your team, you walk to your room as fast as your feet can take you. you close the door behind you and lean against it with a sigh. your phone buzzes with a notification from instagram.
kamoreaarnold wants to send you a message!
your brows furrow at the unfamiliar name. you click the notification and open the chat.
KK Arnold
hey girly pop! i gotta question for you
You
do i know you?
KK Arnold
don't worry abt it
yk my girl paige?
You
what abt her
KK Arnold
so basically she's like obsessed with you and wanted me to ask you for your number
You
oh?
why didn't she ask me herself?
KK Arnold
she scared
so is that a yes?
You
yes
*your number*
you send your number to this kk girl and get ready to get in the shower. you glance at yourself in the mirror and look over tonight's outfit. trying to convince yourself that you're no longer a gamecock.
before you can let your emotions get the best of you, you open tiktok to distract yourself. you scroll mindlessly until a video pops up that makes your eyes go wide.
an edit of paige somehow made its way to your for you page consisting of multiple clips of her from tonight. you watch the clips flash on your screen to 'so anxious' by ginuwine. you feel like the wind got knocked out of you at the way she was so confident in front of a camera. it's like she knows the affect she has on people.
as if it was planned, a call from a random number takes over the screen. you smirk with the hope of a certain person being on the other side and quickly collect yourself before answering.
"hello?"
"hey pretty girl." you hear the same intoxicating voice from earlier, only this time it's low and husky.
"hi paige." you say sweetly. you bring your legs closer together at the instant effect she had on you from purely her voice.
"how you feeling? about getting drafted and what not."
"oh i'm feeling great! just ready to be back on the court and stuff." you curse yourself at your awkwardness. you barely know this woman and all of a sudden, she has your thoughts in a knot.
"oh yeah?" you can hear the smirk in her voice. the two words making your head spin.
"mhm" seems to be the only thing you can push out right now.
your thoughts are everywhere at once and you can't seem to focus on whatever paige is talking about. you curse yourself for how easily you're allowing yourself to be enthralled by her at such a high level. you keep picturing her lips and how she would wet them with her tongue every so often. you can only imagine how soft they are and how good they would feel-
"y/n?" her voice brings you back to reality as your eyes shoot open. you realize you didn't hear a single thing she had said.
"yeah! sorry, i uh...what were you saying?" you pinch the bridge of your nose. why are you fumbling this woman so hard right now?
"what y'thinking about, baby?" the pet name rolling off her tongue effortlessly fills your head with sinful thoughts. you can hear the smirk that never seems to leave her face and the hushed tone in her voice.
"can you come over?" the question leaves your mouth before you can detest, and you hope it doesn't backfire. you couldn't spend another moment separate from this woman.
"i'll be there in 10." she responds almost immediately. she hangs up before you can respond. your mind starts to race as you think about having paige bueckers in your hotel room, all to yourself.
the next 10 minutes could not have come any slower. you spent them pacing your room and only thinking about her hands all over your body. how her lips would feel. her breath on your neck and down your body.
God, you hoped she was still in that damn suit.
you hear a knock on your door and immediately jump up from your seat on the bed and walk towards the door. with a deep breath you open the door and are met with the same paige you met on the red carpet 3 hours ago.
her lips are immediately on yours in a heated kiss. her hands set on your waist pulling you closer as yours find their way to her neck. your lips move together harmoniously, as if they've done this a million times before.
a muffled groan escapes her lips when your teeth sink into her bottom lip, her grip on your waist tightening. she moves her hands to your backside signaling you to jump to which you oblige.
she carries you over to the bed and sets you down, the kiss never faltering. her lips make their way to assault your neck as your breathless moans fill the room. it's music to her ears. your hands have been roaming her body when they tug at her top.
"take it off." you breathe out. she smirks before leaning up and tugging the top off, leaving her bare. you lean up to kiss her stomach as your tongue runs up her abs not breaking eye contact.
"fuck baby." she croaks out. she reaches behind you and begins taking your dress off. you lay back down as you lift your hips to allow her to completely strip you. her eyes roam your naked body, taking you in. "you're so beautiful."
her lips reattach with yours. her hands play with her belt buckle, undoing it and sliding her pants off. you wrap your legs around her waist and pull her closer to you.
"need you." you say between kisses. you buck your hips forward needing to feel something.
"you want me?" she reattaches her mouth to your neck, leaving more marks. you hum a response. your mind is fogged with anticipation and desire. "use your words baby."
"yes, fuck, yes i need you paige." she removes her lips from your neck and looks into your eyes with a lust-filled gaze.
"ride my face."
you're taken aback by her words. she lays down next to you and you waste no time crawling on top of her. you hover over her before her hands grab your ass and bring you to her mouth.
you moan out at the sudden contact. your hand snaps to her head and tugs at her hair, earning a muffled moan from her that vibrates against your core. her tongue runs through your folds and circles your bundle of nerves.
"fuck paige," you grind your hips on her tongue as you two hold eye contact, "so good baby."
you lean back onto your hand as your other makes its way to her work on her core. your fingers work in quick circles as she moans out, throwing her head back before reattaching to you. her tongue slides into you while her nose slightly rubs against your clit as she does so.
you bring your fingers to your mouth, sucking on them before returning them to enter her. you curl them while moving them in and out as your thumb rubs her bundle of nerves.
"holy shit y/n," she removes her mouth as she moans before replacing it with her own fingers. quickly rubbing your core as your pace quickens with hers. you're both a breathless, moaning mess. your eyes squeeze shut with your mouth agape as the knot in your stomach builds. "you're so beautiful baby," she husks before returning her mouth to your heat.
how can she talk so sweet when doing such bad things?
the way her constant moans would vibrate against you and mixed with her mouth moving in ways you could only imagine, you weren't gonna last long at all.
"m' close paige." you moan as your pace in her quickens to a speed you didn't know you were capable of. her mouth somehow finds a way to match as she hums against you, signaling that she was too.
after a few more quick thrusts, the knot in your stomach snaps as the two of you moan out loud whines and profanities, not caring about people hearing. you work each other through your highs before pulling your fingers out and bringing them to your mouth. you suck them while maintaining eye contact with the breathless girl under you who kisses your core before pulling away from you, her face glistening from your orgasm.
you move off of her and plop down next to her as you both catch your breath. she wraps her arm around your waist and pulls you in. she pulls the covers over the two of you as you share a kiss, this one gentle and sweet. you pull away and rest your head on your hand as her fingers run through your hair.
"that was so much better than i imagined." you lightly laugh as your legs intertwine with paige's.
"you imagined it before?" she asks in a teasing tone. you lightly slap her arm as she lets out a laugh.
"don't make it weird." you wrap your arm around her as you lay your head on her chest as sleep threatens to take over your body. there's a moment of silence between you.
"i hope you know this wasn't a one-time thing." she speaks up, vulnerability lacing her voice. you smile against her.
"well i look forward to the next time then." her arms tighten around your waist as she pulls you closer. she places a kiss on the top of your head.
"goodnight beautiful."
"goodnight p."
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Why F1 is gay AF:
—Full disclosure, I have limited knowledge about old F1 (F1 is hella old, but I'm talking Senna and Prost era, Schumacher era etc.). Also, everything on this list is nonsensical and/or jokes (mostly F1 RPF ship jokes). I can already tell no one is going to read this and if you do, it's gonna be unfunny AF (so I'm sorry?)—
It's a bit long so it's all under the cut if u wanna read it 🫡
- The circuits are closed i.e. not straight i.e. gay (you heard it here first. The circuits are gay!)
- Brocedes (childhood friends to teammates to rivals to acquaintances (?). Like, they provided the plot, the fans wrote it. They broke a bed by wrestling on it? Pfft.)
- F1 RPF ship names and duo names are the same (confused me when I was still a new fan. Yeah so basically, the drivers and the teams use these duo names to refer to specific duos, mostly the two drivers of a team. So there is a venn diagram to be made for Thai BL actor ships that's also fanservice and F1 Driver teammate duos that also have a lot of fanservice)
- Galex (I mean, are you really best friends if there aren't rumours that you're gay for each other and your partner knows how obsessed you are with your best friend?)
- Spraying each other with champagne on the podium (I don't think I need to explain this.)
- Max "my car is a boy" Verstappen (Grindr mention, just the way he is around one Daniel Ricciardo, getting picked up by men - probably the most picked up man on the grid rn, saying "there's nothing wrong with that" when him and Danny almost accident kissed when they hugged in front of the camera, and the countless other gay jokes he's made at his own expense. I wouldn't be surprised if one day after he's retired, he's straight up asked by someone if he's into men and he just says "probably" and doesn't explain further)
- The Carlos Effect™️ (Have you seen the way men look at him?)
- Charles Leclerc being the reason for most male motorsport fans' sexual awakening (I have no stats but I know I'm right.)
- Charlos (married behaviour frfr. So much chemistry that it feels illegal. Some of the stuff they shot together made people feel like they were watching something they shouldn't be and they made fans feel like children of divorce after Carlos got replaced last year.)
- The McTwinks (PR mandated yaoi aside, they're probably gonna become one of the longest standing teammate duos in F1 next year. Oscar's fanboy past aside, why does bro look at Lando like he hung the moon or something? Biggest Lando supporter frfr. Too bad he's his rival or else he'd be busting out his Lando merch.)
- Lestappen (childhood rivals to friends. Ngl, probably the least gay duo on this list. Charles just has perpetual heart eyes so he's always looking at men like they've stolen his heart and mind. They're very loser4loser coded which is fascinating because they're two of the most talented drivers on the grid rn. These two probably understand each other's driving style the most as compared to the other drivers - mostly because it's kinda similar.... anyway, that's kinda gay.)
- Wet tyres and Soft tyres and Hard tyres (need I say more?)
That's all I got. If you read all this, thank you so very much. And feel free to add on to this list 🫡
#formula 1#formula one#f1#f1 rpf#lestappen#galex#brocedes#mctwinks#landoscar#charlos#carlos sainz#max verstappen
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Karasuno, Nekoma and Seijoh:
Miss Manager and the Mystery Man
Karasuno x Fem! manager; Nekoma x Fem! manager; Seijoh x Fem! manager
Warnings: jealousy, mostly fluff
AN: this is a request, I kept it kind of generic and mostly platonic
Karasuno
Most chaotic reaction goes to Karasuno 🏆
It happens at nationals
The team is brimming with excitement and nervousness as they prepare to take on Inarizaki
You, on the other hand, are relatively calm
You know your boys and how talented each and every one of them is
There’s no doubt in your mind that they will win
While they stretch, you mindlessly jot down things to remember, stats you want to collect
“YN is that you?” A voice rings from behind you as you turn to see your cousin standing right there
“Omg hi!! It’s so good to see you!” You bellow in excitement as you quickly leap into his arms from a big hug
The team is watching, utterly confused
Why are you hugging this person? Why is this person a man??
They instantly go on guard
Tanaka and Noya are growling low
Suga and Enoshita watch with narrowed eyes
Kageyama isn’t even paying attention let’s be real 😅
Asahi is concerned
Kiyoko is all smiles because she knows who the man is and is happy for you
Hinata looks confused, as does the rest of the team
Daichi narrows his eyes, but decides to approach
“Uhh hey YN, who is this?” He questions, guard up but still giving the stranger the benefit of doubt
Of course, that is before Hinata jumps in and says
“Is this your boyfriend Yn??” He screeches as the entire team stops
Some hold their breath, others just stand there
And some, well some freak out
“Who the heck do you think you are city boy??” Tanaka provinces, getting right into said city boys name
“Some guy who apparently thinks he’s good enough for OUR YN!” Noya shouts, only encouraging Tanaka
Poor Yachi is standing there, no idea how to react
You just stand there, rolling your eyes because of course this is the conclusion they would come too 🙄
You quickly stand in front of your cousin, pushing the two one brained celled teammates back
“This is my cousin! He lives far away and I don’t get to see him often!” You shout
The team instantly relaxes
Daichi quickly grabs Tanaka and Noya, whose mouths gape at the realization and apologizes
“Sorry about this,” he says to you and your cousin
Your poor cousin is probably scared for life 😂
But deep down you don’t mind, you know the team love and care for you
Nekoma
Chillest team? Definitely not 😂
Today was a beautiful day for a run
Of course, your enthusiasm wasn’t shared by all teammates involved
See example 👉🏻 Kenma
But nevertheless the team needed to work on their endurance
Normally you wouldn’t go with them, opting to stay behind and fill water bottles or chat with the coaches
But lev and Yamamoto had been begging you to go so you figured why not
You didn’t exactly hate running (only god knows why) so you thought it would be a great team bonding activity
Per the usual Yamamoto is leading the pack, followed behind Kuroo and Yaku who are silently racing
Kai, Fukunaga, Lev and Inuoka trail behind
And last but certainly not least, is you and Kenma
While you and Kenma run, you talk a little but mostly Kenma tries not to die
Then you see him
As he approaches, you make sure it’s actually him before freaking out
“Omg Hi!” You screech, as Kenma looks from you to the mystery man who is now stopping and smiling back at you
“Hey YN, how are you?” He asks as Kenma continues to stare, taking advantage of the break but still wondering who this man is
Could it be your boyfriend?
By now the rest of the team has stopped and are quietly observing
No one does anything yet, at least not until the mystery man goes in for the hug
“Whoa whoa who the heck do you think you are?” Yamamoto quickly jumps in, halting the man’s movements
“Excuse me?” The man says before stopping and looking at you like you can control these guys 🙄
Then Kuroo and Yaku step up to the plate 🙄 because why not
“This is our manage dude, better back off!” Yaku snarls as Kuroo just smirks
“Yaku don’t be mean to the man, not like he has anything remotely close on us,” Kuroo sneers as the man looks so utterly confused
Kenma is definitely recording this whole thing because he knows something’s up
You just stand there unimpressed
“Guys will you knock it off! This is just my cousin! He lives here but I don’t see him much because he’s in college!” You shout as all the guys freeze
“Cousin??” Some say
“In college?” Others chime
“I’m so sorry about them,” you apologize, “they all share a braincell and it seems it’s not made an appearance yet today!”
Your cousin looks from you to them before speaking, “it was nice to see you Yn, I gotta head out.”
Your cousin quickly jogs away before he has to deal with anymore crap
“Do you guys have one ounce of chill in you?” You grind out
“Sorry YN,” they all say in unison
But you can’t be mad at them for long and soon you are back enjoying your run with your boys
Seijoh
Definitely the most jealous
It’s the interhigh tournament and you are busy filling water bottles for the team
Usually one of the boys would accompany you but coach needed them for a quick meeting
And your an independent woman, you can handle yourself
As you fill, someone comes besides you and taps your shoulder
“Hey Yn, long time no see!” The guy says as your face lights up and you hug him with all your might
You haven’t seen your cousin in ages, despite living in the same prefecture
“Hey how is it going? I see your team made it to interhighs. Congrats!” You say as you carry on a nice a sweet conversation
But that’s not what it looks like from afar
Because you see, a certain second year setter spots you and quickly runs to tattle on you for having any contact with boys outside the team 🙄
“Some guy is hitting on Yn!” Yahaba screams at the team as Makki, Mattsun, Iwaizumi and Oikawa RUN towards you
Mad dog, Watari, Kindaichi and Kunimi are calm about it but still head out to see what’s happening
Before you know it, your engulfed in a squeezing hug by Oikawa who is glaring at your cousin
“My YN back off!” He shouts as Iwaizumi smacks him upside the head
“What are you doing with our YN?” Makki probes as your cousin seems to be completely and utterly confused
“Umm I was just talking with her,” he says as you try and wiggle out of the caged arms of Oikawa
“Just talking?” Mattsun glares as you quickly make your way through the tall players
“He’s my cousin!” You shout as Mattsun, Makki, Iwa and Oikawa all go stiff
In unison they all say, “cousin??” And look back and forth from you to your cousin
“Yes and I was just talking with him about you guys!”
“Awe you were talking about me YN-Chan??” Oikawa squeals as Iwa again smacks him
“I’m so sorry about them,” you say before budding yourself cousin farewell and pushing the team away
“Sorry YN,” they bellow in unison again as you roll your eyes
Try not to be too mad at them Yn 😂
#haikyuu!!#haikyu!#haikyū!!#karasuno#nekoma#seijoh#aoba johsai#haikyu x reader#haikyu x female reader#Karasuno x female reader#Seijoh x female reader#nekoma x female reader#hq x female reader#haikyu fanfiction#haikyu headcanons#haikyu x you#haikyu x y/n#female yn
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Logan immediately opened his mouth to refute that, to argue that Dwight was wrong, but his voice failed and all the younger man could do was silently shake in rage and pain as the Savior Lieutenant gripped his arms and tried to calm him down.
He tried to half-heartedly pull away, shaking his head, but (ultimately) he did fall still and cease his struggling. He knew, deep down inside, that fighting and hurting Dwight wasn't going to fix anything, as much as Logan wanted to scream and yell and fight. It was useless to do so, though.
It wasn't going to get him back to Sanctuary, or save his Dad from Rick and the other Communities.
"... Okay..."
"You didn't have to fuckin' lie to me!"
Logan argued, raised voice shaking with anger, hurt, and betrayal and his eyes beginning to sting with unshed tears. He couldn't believe this shit; he and Dwight had grown to be quasi-friends, quasi-brothers. No matter how Negan antagonized the other man, Dwight had never taken it out on Logan.
"That's not up to you to decide!"
The young Savior yelled in response, uncaring if he drew any walkers to their location. The hurt was too much, too deep, too personal.
"Is Dad even alive? Or was that a lie too to get me to leave Sanctuary?"
#Dwight Campbell - Big Bro#Dwight Campbell - The Right Hand Man#allthatisgoldisnowgone#Baby Boi needs a hug - stat
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HXH characters that prefer a chubby wife pt3
characters: Leorio, Kite, Nobunaga, Knuckle
!!REBLOGS OPEN!!
pt2
warning: pussy eating, creampie, face sitting, thigh fucking, sending videos, cockwarming, breeding, lactation kink
taglist: @desiray562 @lovelyxkazuha
if you would like to be added to the NSFW taglist, comment a ❤️!! make sure you have your AGE in your bio, and that you’re able to be tagged/mentioned!
Leorio
-if you think this man DOESN’T want his head squished between a pair of thick thighs, you’re lying to yourself
-oh god he’s a tummy guy, squishing and squeezing and kissing it. loves you, loves your body, can’t get enough
-loves holding onto your plush hips when he pounds into you, his fingers digging into your soft flesh!!
-likes to have you sit on his lap while he studies, but this usually turns into cockwarming
-can’t get enough of squishing your cheeks, you’re so cute and AHH he has cuteness aggression
-loves to feed you sweet treats while he holds you close. will lick up anything that falls from your lips and sometimes shove his tongue in your mouth to get a taste!
-can’t get enough of you wearing his clothes… even if his shirts are a little tight around your tummy and ass, they’re still long enough to look like a dress on you.
-loves cumming in your fat, warm pussy the most!! second favorite place is your cute chubby cheeks… you looks so cute when you pout up at him as his fun streams down your cheek 🙏
Kite
-he is always a little cold, so he likes to place his cold hands between your plump thighs to warm them up!!
-sometimes his fingers slip to your pussy, pumping his fingers in and out of you, saying he’s just trying to get warm! totally just that!
-can’t say no to you when you’re looking up at him with puppy dog eyes, your lips pursed in a pout. he’s putty in your hands
-gets you whatever lingerie you want, as long as he gets to take pictures of you!
-send videos of you playing with yourself in your lingerie to him… he’ll go feral
-boob guy… if you think this man isn’t latching onto your nipple while you ride him you’re delusional. he needs a boob in his mouth!!
-wants to get you pregnant STAT! he just knows you’d look sooo cute with a baby bump and mayhaps he has a lactation kink…
-give him kisses with those soft, plump lips of yours and he might just cum in his pants
Nobunaga
-y’all this man is horny
-loves nestling his cock between your plump thighs, slowly fucking into you while he holds onto your chubby tummy
-needs a lot of attention when he’s around. kisses, hugs, and of course some face sitting
-speaking of face sitting… he needs your plump hips gripping his face while he eats you out
-can’t get enough of your cute little sounds when he’s holding onto your hips while he pounds into your fat pussy…
-likes to massage you, but it’s mostly an excuse to get to touch your soft body all over LOL
-sit in his lap while watching movies, he loves to bounce you on his cock and watch your tits bounce too!
Knuckle
-he will carry you bridal style everywhere. he finds comfort in holding you to his chest
-so soft for you, loves gentle, sleepy sex where he lifts your leg up and fucks into you from behind
-oh please let him sleep between you legs with his head on your chubby tummy! he may just have to move down and eat you out for being so sweet to him
-after he discovers he can suckle on your nipples while he sleeps, he has trouble sleeping without it, this man has an oral fixation I just know it. he’s also fallen asleep while sucking on your clit LOL
-oh my god give him a tiddy fuck, he’s such a sweetheart, he deserves it. he feels a little bad about cumming all over your pretty face, but can’t deny it’s hot to watch his cum drip down your chubby cheeks
-you’re his PRINCESS he’ll do anything for you!! likes to pick you up and spin you around every time he comes home from a long mission!
-he’s so whipped for you, constantly dropping to his knees just to get a taste of that pretty pussy of yours
-can’t stop buying you stuffed animals, you just look way too cute cuddling them while he’s gone! and when you send him a video of you humping one while moaning his name… he’s RUSHING home to take care of his princess
#knuckle hxh#knuckle x reader#knuckle smut#knuckle hcs#nobunaga hcs#nobunaga x reader#nobunaga hxh#hxh nobunaga#kite hcs#kite smut#kite x reader#kite hunter x hunter#kite hxh#x reader#anime x reader#headcanon#requests open#reader insert#hxh x reader#hxh imagines#smut requests#hxh illumi#hunter x hunter x reader#leorio paradinight x reader#leorio headcanons#leorio x reader#leorio smut#hxh leorio#leorio hxh#leorio paladiknight
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