#mastermind david

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LORE TIME FINALLY!!

BASIC XAN(TERU)VID MM AU LORE

Morse code is for ??? Lore and spoilers for up to the end of chapter two of DRDT (ps my grammar sucks)

Wanna ask about it? Either ask me on here or on the @ask-xanvid-and-whace-mm-aus blog!

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Xander ended up finding out about XF-Ture and possibly got a little bit focused/obsessed on it (XF-Ture has something to do with either of the Spurlings- at least in the AU)

??? and Xander ended up getting manipulated into joining XF-Ture and Xander convinced David to sign a contract to join XF

XF-Ture reveals most of East Class 27 having caused deaths/committed murder before. XF then ends up manipulating Xander, David, and ??? (especially Xander with his impulsive thinking and strong morals) into causing the killing game to get rid of them. Xander and David also had somewhat convinced Teruko to work with XF, but for whatever reason had to get her memories erased.

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??? deals with tech and isn't in the killing game building until MonoTV gets broken. ??? then sneaks in and stays in whatever private area there is in the mastermind area.

David, Xander, and ??? are making their classmates suffer due to XF-Ture’s manipulation and stuff, maybe with XF even erasing the three’s good memories of their other classmates (well, other than Teruko.) Also Xander and David like Teruko too but for whatever reason, her memories were still wiped, possibly because XF couldn’t fully manipulate her into wanting to be a mastermind as well or something due to her luck.

XF possibly pushed Xander to make the robo him ‘try to kill’ Teruko in order to try and get her back, but since Min stumbled across the 'murder', Xander (and David, he wasn’t planning on being in the laundry room for two hours) couldn’t replace Teruko with a fake and bring her to their hidden mastermind areas-

Xander is absolutely heartbroken due to how Teruko changes her feelings towards him and how much she’s in pain. He orders MonoTV to follow Teruko around a lot- (David also sneaks around and listens in-)

The reason for David’s reveal is because he found out Ace killed Arei (and possibly due to him mourning Arei, since he did end up unintentionally becoming somewhat friends with her.) He realized that both of the more… ‘antagonistic’ people were dead/going to die as well as that the trial with Ace was likely going to be quick unless he did something, he decided to spice things up.

He was originally going to go with something like his secret was badly phrased to make the others distrust or possibly want to kill him, but he changed his mind upon finding out who was dead and who killed her.

Xander gets upset since David is now a target… and in chapter 3, him and David decide to attempt to make the motive to try and target people to try and kill David and Teruko, so they can fake the deaths and not have to worry about him or Teruko getting hurt anymore.

Unfortunatelyyyyyy…. Just like in the other two chapters, it doesn’t work and Teruko and David are still in the killing game. They actually end up surviving until the end.

Xander is the first one to get figured out, then David, and then Teruko?? Oh boy-!

Different endings:

Happy ending: Xander and David get help as well as they use XF’s tech to somehow bring everyone back to life- (They slowly get better and people possibly end up trusting them again…? Maybe? I don’t know-)

Possibly more canon ending: Teruko gets convinced to join them and they end up getting rid of everyone else in the killing game and end up living ‘happily ever after’ being the kings (and queen(s)) of the new tragedy.

Death order btw:

'Xander' killed by Min

Arei killed by Ace

Eden and Nico killed by Arturo

J killed by Levi

Whit killed by Hu

:D

Edit: Whit getting killed by Hu is now possibly going to be ch 4 instead of 5 and J getting killed by Levi is going to possibly be ch 5

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SQUEEEEEE I love it!!

I liked @smudgesticksgonnasmudgingflip mm xanvid au so

[mizgnomer]

Behind the Scenes of David Tennant hosting the 2025 EE BAFTA Film Awards

With thanks to Georgia Tennant, Cheryl Konteh, Stevie Smith, Daisy Aitkens, and Jennie Fava

[accirax]

Happy 5th Anniversary DRDT!!!!!!! and happy birthday Mai too :D

[dat-is-i]

it is pride month my dudes

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Guys look!! :D

I wonder who ??? is?

Maybe you'll just have to ask them questions!

Double the trouble with TWO mastermind aus!

Hi! This is the ask blog for the Xanvid Mastemind AU by @smudgesticksgonnasmudgingflip and the Whace Mastermind AU @ccrisntok

I go by many names but I'll likely refer to myself as Snek! And I use she/they pronouns! You can ask me stuff too or something! I'll likely be either a little doodle of either myself or snakevid lol ( @smudgesticksgonnasmudgingflip ) I'm using red because why not???

I go by C or Chris, He/They, and I made the Whace dudes. Ask them whatever (nothing explicitly sexual, I myself am a minor, so keep that in mind.) You can ask actual serious lore for their stories/relationship, random bullshit, and of course silly crossover highjinx with the Xanvid guys. This is for fun! (I'm gonna talk in blue because that's Whit's main color.) My artsyle looks really fucking different bc I haven't posted on main in... months... but hey, here I am!

You can ask Whit and Ace stuff in my au exclusively, because other characters aren't changed much from cannon. You can ask about opinions on/relationships with canon characters though, and stuff like that.

Characters might end up being a little ooc at least for mine and I apologize for that - Snek

We might take a while to answer and I also apologize for that! (Both of us get burnt out really easily)

Also my style changes a lot as well as posing is hard so my drawing may not be that great...

This will be the only post to have the actual drdt tags and stuff just to spread this around!

Rules for asks:

No NSFW please! Although... You can simp for the MM Xanvid designs and stuff- I sure am /hj - Snek

You can ask some of the non mastermind characters from each au possibly! And at different points in time of them!

Maybe we'll have some asks where even their universes get merged!

You can do asks that involve like... Headpats or possible situations or something- at least for the Xanvid au and stuff! (this is chill with me too 👍)

For the Xanvid mastermind au though... There are five people you can mainly ask! Xander, David, MonoTV (maybe a humanoid version if you want that), Teruko (perhaps you'll find something out about her??), and ??? (They'll be a secret at first but maybe you'll get hints to who they are if you ask enough questions to them- and maybe I'll then post the full lore-)

I'll give you the killing order of the Xanvid au if you ask! :D - Snek

If you want to look at full concept art and stuff first, they are on our main profiles if you search for them on there!

Here's a drawing from Snek:

heres some example drawings from Chris:

also heres the post with all the mm! whace lore

have fun sending questions, and we'll see you guys with some answers !

[indestinatus]

dominoes cascaded in a line

summary: "There's someone I'd like you to meet."

What if—Jeanne didn’t exist, Kate was still alive, La Grenouille was a codename for Eli David, and… Tony was sent to start a relationship with Ziva instead?

read it on ao3

[saishu-harachi-thegatorlord]

got bored, searched up angel numbers, did this-

111 - Intuition - Whit

222 - Alignment - Min

333 - Support - Eden

444 - Protection - Hu

555 - Change - Charles

666 - Reflect - Ace

777 - Luck - Teruko

888 - Balance - Levi

999 - Release - David

i know literally nothing about angel numbers this is just from the stuff i searched up :>

[kanaesui]

Whitvid whitvid whitvid aaarhthfhhhhhhhh

Also mastermind au? Idk what I was doing with the writing on the second one

[acevid]

DRDT MASTERMIND AU!

Every DRDT was a past participant of a killing game. Now, they are all being forced to play in one more killing game.

The only unknown thing..? They’re all masterminds. (An AU made because of the mass amounts of mastermind aus on Tumblr right now and honestly I’m a huge fan of all of them.)

Teruko Tawaki - ..Actually the only one who hasn’t participated in a killing game. The mastermind who was supposed to participate (her brother from the orphanage) mysteriously disappeared. So they went to..other measures.

Xander Matthews - Survived by defeating the mastermind (canon Danganronpa endings).

Eden Tobisa - Escaped due to a motive where if someone got away with killing, they could bring someone with them. (Was horrified and ran away into society to distract herself from the killing game. This ended up being her downfall as it gave the producers ideas as to where she was.)

Min Jeung - Survived because the mascot had decided to revive a random participant as the blackened ending up stabbing themself as everyone got executed

Hu Jing - Survived because the mascot was broken (chapter 4). This is why MonoTV is so strong now, since the killing game had ended before because of the mascot being destroyed.

J Rosales - Survived by defeating the mastermind

Charles Cuevas - Survived by winning the trial (the matter was so traumatizing for him that his brain completely blocked out the fact and makes blood repulsive)

Arturo Giles - Survived because he wasn’t an actual participant in the killing game, but rather a helper to the mascot

Arei Nageishi - Survived because she ended up killing her sister who was a fellow participant in the killing game and won the trial by guilt-tripping everyone

Ace Markey - Survived by defeating the mastermind

Nico Hakobyan - Survived because they were a traitor in their killing game

Whit Young - Survived because outsiders ended up saving the killing game participants during chapter three

Rose Lacroix - Survived because she was brought into a killing game late because she was caught sneaking around the facility (her sibling was in the killing game) before helping defeat the mastermind (though her sibling died in the process)

Veronika Grebenschikova - Survived because the mastermind got defeated

Levi Fontana - Survived by being a blackened

David Chiem - Survived because he was a ‘traitor’ for the mastermind (ended up pulling strings so that the mastermind also died whilst the execution for everyone happened)

[leoreadss]

gays, people, humans, aliens (not you Brenda), Good Omens fandom and avid English literature readers

Did you know that 2025 we will celebrate the 250 anniversary of Jane Austen's birth?????

I know Good Omens 3 will be released next year but wouldn’t it be nice if they brought it forward to December 16, 2025? Jane’s birthday day?

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Okay- soooo possible lore for MM/Traitor David for my Xanvid MM au?

Spoilers for up to the end of chapter 2 ahead- actually.... at least for up to the end of chapter 2 episode 13-

Don't forget if you use the designs and/or AU to please credit me-! Also, please send it to me if you do-

Soooooo this isn't set in stone but...

Xander convinced XF-Ture to offer David a job or XF-Ture did it on their own.

David, finding out that Xander, the only good person he knew/his own idol, was working for them, and signed the contract, which is why I added the quote "I, out of all people, should've known not to sign a contract." to one of the previous posts, since David had already been in a contract with his manager and whatnot-

Some possible facts!

It says it on the top of the the concept for his outfit, but he possibly wears a headband with MonoTV antennas on it sometimes

Like what I said about MM Xander on a previous post, David also for some reason possibly has beef with Whit and Charles

He possibly has beef with Eden too- (even with the theory I made that the image of Eden with the fork is just that David thinks that Eden was the one who gave Xander the eye injury)

The MonoTV tail? He didn't want it on his belt or anything since it would be uncomfortable to sit on

The tail is possibly robotic and he can possibly use it to grab onto things

I just imagined MonoTV chasing him trying to plug him in so that's now a bullet point because HAH- ig-

He possibly finds it really weird that he has to have the belt buckle to the side so that the 'TURE' is in the front

The MonoTV hairclip and MonoTV brooch/part of the brooch possibly change with his emotions like MM Xander's eye patch does-

Possibly likes this hairclip better than the star one

He either really loves or really hates the chains/brooch(es) and possibly uses them as an excuse to not move around as much (Even though he has full range of motion even with them)

He possibly loves the cape backing of the cropped blazer side and maybe messes with it a lot?

Oh! And with the headcanon I have about David knowing multiple languages- he possibly helps add captions to the TV show if needed! (While likely being bitchy about it)

That's all I have right now I think-!

[spadesofspader]

david cronenberg knows what girls want

[giantmushyfriend]

Do you guys ever stop to think about how the two animals representing Crowley, snakes, and crows, carry two different connotations within the bible?

Snakes, the creature he was deemed to be when he was damned to hell, are initially seen as creatures representing evil power and chaos from the underworld when we examine biblical text.

But snakes also represent things like fertility, rebirth, life, and healing.

Crows, the creatures that Crowley chooses to associate with, are often seen within the bible as bad omens, harbingers of death.

But they are also symbols of wisdom and insight.

And do you guys ever think about how beautifully this connects to Crowley as a character? And how seamlessly does it tie into his relationship with Aziraphale and himself?

Do you guys ponder how much of a mastermind Terry and Neil are?

[thefandomenchantress]

Secret (Acevid)

(This is a David mastermind AU! So if he seems a little out of character, that's on purpose! He's more of a douche than usual now, haha)

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Ace was currently stomping down the steps of a spiral staircase. The metal beneath his feet was loud and echoed through the dim chamber with each step. He always made this much noise when he visited David, or at least he usually did. There wasn’t much point in being quiet.

…No, wait. There was. Being quiet always made David happy. He claimed that not knowing when Ace would finally descend was exciting. Ace didn’t really understand it, but sometimes he’d indulge the man. And since he was feeling nice today, he quieted his steps as much as possible when he was about half way down the steps. He then silently crept forward down them.

David was always complaining about that. Boredom. He claimed it was almost always an inescapable feeling to him. Something that would always strike at him just when he thought he’d made it leave. Or at least that had been the case before the killing game. He never elaborated after he explained that, just stared off at the wall and presumably imagined their classmates’ gruesome deaths.

Ace suddenly stopped his descent down the stairs for a moment. Last time Ace had visited, David had complained his arrival had become too easy to predict, since he always took the same amount of time to climb down the staircase. Ace had told him that was too fucking bad, and he wouldn’t stand on the stairs doing nothing just to please him. And at the time, he’d meant it. But his resolve didn’t hold when he thought about David’s delighted smile, so now here he was, crouching on the stairs like an idiot.

In order to entertain himself, Ace decided to reflect on how he’d even gotten here in the first place. Since when had pleasing David been a priority? Or David in general? He supposed it all started the day he’d overheard his secret.

David and Arei had been loudly talking in the Relaxation Room. The name of said room had gotten more and more ironic as time went on, since it was more well-known for arguments than it was for actual relaxing.

Now, if Ace was a kind individual who respected others’ privacy, he would’ve covered his ears or exited the floor so he couldn’t overhear, or maybe go tell them how loudly they were talking and that they should go somewhere else if they didn’t want him listening. But alas, Ace was not a kind individual. He was a nosy bitch who wanted to know what Arei was fussing about. So instead, he had exited the gym as quietly as possible and stood outside the Relaxation Room, eavesdropping on their entire conversation. Even if his hearing hadn’t been as great as it was, it wouldn’t have mattered because he doubted that he wouldn’t have heard them even from the other end of the hallway.

He supposed it made sense that Arei wasn’t putting too much effort into being discreet, since it wasn’t her secret she was exposing. David, on the other hand, seemed to be panicking too much to actually consider the fact he shouldn’t be talking as loud as he was.

After their conversation had ended, Ace had slipped back into the gym and waited for the two of them to leave. And in the trial the next day, he’d shared what he had overheard.

It was hard to describe the expression David had stared at him with at that moment. Complete surprise, at first. But then came something more unexpected. He’d tilted his head slightly, and stared at him with something resembling fascination. It didn’t last long, and soon after he saw it Ace decided that maybe that hadn’t been what he was seeing at all. He’d never been good at reading faces, so it made sense that he could’ve misread David calculating his next move as intrigue directed at him.

Teruko, unsurprisingly, uncovered David’s lies about being the culprit. It really wasn’t too hard, since he couldn’t seem to explain what half the items at the crime scene were even used for. And after that whole fiasco, which was admittedly partially Ace’s fault for even throwing blame onto David in the first place, Teruko had reanalysed the evidence and found the true culprit. Then came an execution that Ace did not wish to mentally revisit any time soon.

The unexpected part came after the trial, when Ace had been walking back to his room. That was when David had called out to him. “Hey.” David said, his voice not being forced into its usual chipper tone. Good, that voice had driven Ace insane. “Wait.” David ordered, taking a step closer.

Ace was, admittedly, nervous when the encounter began. Everyone else had entered their dorm rooms already, and given David’s attempt to get them all killed earlier with no regards for his own well-being, Ace wasn’t completely certain David wouldn’t murder him right then and there, uncaring about the prospect of being caught. But David didn’t seem to be interested in that as he asked, “Can we go somewhere else to talk?”

Ace had blinked a few times, completely silent. Why the fuck would he ever consider doing that—

“If you don’t, you’ll regret it.” David said. His tone had shifted from monotone to vaguely threatening, and Ace got the feeling that if he didn’t listen, he’d definitely end up with a knife stabbed into somewhere he didn’t want it to be.

So Ace had given him a shaky nod, agreeing to go with him. David turned and walked towards the infirmary. “This place has the walls that are the most sound-proof.” David told him as he closed the door behind him. “Which isn’t very sound-proof, but enough that you’d have to have be very close to the door in order to hear anything. And no one followed us, so we don’t need to worry about that.” David was saying all this as though it should somehow lessen Ace’s worries about the situation, not heighten them.

“Why the fuck is that a good thing for me?” He asked without thinking. He wondered afterwards if maybe he should’ve been more polite to the person who was likely planning to murder him. The chances of him being spared probably dropped with every word he said.

David raised an eyebrow as he turned back to face him. “Oh, trust me. You don’t want anyone overhearing this just as much as I do.”

“I’m sure my corpse will appreciate the solitude that comes with no one finding my body until morning.” Ace shot back, then once again internally berated himself for speaking without thinking.

To Ace’s surprise, David barked out a laugh. “What? Do you think I’m going to murder you? Of course not. You’re no use to me if you’re dead.”

“No…Use to you…?” Ace repeated, confused.

“Mhm.” David took a step closer. “I didn’t hear you listening to me and Arei. You’re good at sneaking around.”

“...Okay?” Ace was now very confused. He had no idea where this was going.

“Which means you could be useful.” David leaned forward slightly and looked him up and down. Then he smiled. Not one of his idol smiles. This one was crooked and imperfect. “It seems I’ve found my traitor.”

“I–What?” Ace asked, squirming slightly as David gaze drifted over his small frame, seemingly analyzing everything he could.

“I’ve decided that you’re going to be my traitor.” David answered, as though that explained literally anything. When he saw Ace was still confused, he groaned at the prospect of having to explain further, before seemingly reconsidering his disappointment and deciding a dramatic reveal was more fun anyway.

“Alright, I’ll start with the basics. Ace, you’re staring at the mastermind behind this killing game.” David said. He gleefully watched Ace’s reaction. The jockey immediately stepped back from him, his expression panicked and for good reason. His hasty step backwards, however, made him trip, causing him to crash to the ground. David sighed as Ace pressed his back against the wall, shaking.

“Don’t worry. Nothing bad will happen to you as long as you do as I say.” David assured him. “In fact, I’d say you’re far safer now than you were before, since I’m protecting you.”

While Ace was aware that this situation wasn’t looking good, he couldn’t help but perk up at the mention of safety. “...What do I have to do?” He asked hesitantly.

“Mostly just what you were already doing. Causing as much chaos and as many disagreements as possible. Just try to target people other than Nico sometimes. All that tension really helps create the perfect atmosphere for a murder. And that knack for sneaking around you seem to have will allow you to sneak off to find me pretty easily, so communicating in private shouldn’t be too hard.”

“How do I know that you’re actually the mastermind?” Ace asked, wondering if this was all some  elaborate ploy to murder him. Or maybe David was just trying to get him to do what he said in order to get him to assist in murdering someone else.

David pondered his question for a moment. “Hmm…Well, I need to show you where we’ll meet to talk anyway. If I show you a room only the mastermind would know about, would you believe me?” David reached out a hand towards him. Ace stared at it for a moment, aware that taking it would both be an agreement to follow him, as well as one to take on his new role. Not that he’d had much of a choice to begin with.

He took David’s hand, and David smiled that crooked smile again. “Yes? Alright, let’s go.” He pulled Ace up off the ground and they headed off towards the storage room. David brought him to the back of the room, and moved one of the boxes on the shelves, which contained a few useless items. Behind it there was a piece of wall that he pressed down, and as a result a doorway opened up, the wall covering it slid to the side. The beginning of a spiral staircase could be seen.

“Now do you believe me?” David asked. Ace nodded numbly, wondering what terrible luck they all must’ve had to never find this even after relentless searching.

“In that case, I’ll see you tomorrow. We’ll meet down there.” David decided. The door automatically closed after a few more seconds, and they headed back to their dorms.

After that, Ace had continued to sow chaos among his classmates. Since to them this was only a minor downgrade from his usual behavior, it passed by unnoticed. David seemed happy with that outcome. He also seemed happy that Ace was indeed just as skilled as he thought he was at sneaking around, never being caught once while coming to meet with him.

It appeared that David really had picked out the perfect traitor.

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This little one-shot was supposed to be posted on ao3 and added to my acevid one-shot collection, but I'm not sure I'll ever end up doing that. I actually wrote more, but I couldn't figure out how to end it nicely and since this piece is under my usual goal of 2000 words if I end it here, I decided to post it on Tumblr instead. Maybe I'll post an updated version to ao3 one day (or this version if I decide I like it enough).

All this is to say, if you're wondering why this included very minimal acevid-y stuff, that's because all the toxic yaoi is in the ending that I refuse to post (I never thought I'd use the phrase 'toxic yaoi' but here we are haha).

I decided to try giving them a more toxic dynamic this go around by making David a despair-obsessed mastermind, but soon discovered while I was writing the ending that I'm bad at making toxic relationship stuff and I feel like it ended up looking like me romanticizing a toxic dynamic so. It stays in the drafts for now. But all this is the part that I was decently proud of.

[babiebom]

Would I Give Them Head(dbd edition)

A/N:I did a Stardew valley version and thought that it would be cool/funny if i did it for all of the things I write for! Again this is only for the males! And it's just for fun! Both killers and survivors

Tw:sexual content,cursing

Genre:headcanons? Shitpost.

Wc: 2+ for each character!

The Mastermind/Albert Wesker

Only in a hate sex situation

I severely dislike this man

I do not care that he is blonde and British I HATE him:(

The Dredge

Absolutely not wtf

I don't wanna hear tortured screams thanks

The Blight/Talbot Grimes

No

I do not enjoy his drippy face

It's icky

The Ghostface/Danny "Jed Olsen" Johnson

Yes

I think we have already established that I'm a Ghostface girlie

Would give him the best sloppy toppy I could

Is allowed to kill me after I do not mind

The Doctor/ Herman Carter

Not unless I had to

His face scares me and I hate his laugh

I would also dislike him as a person

The Clown/ Jeffrey Hawk

No

And when I say thia I mean all the disrespect

But i hate this stupid clown

He makes me want to be violent

The Trapper/Evan Macmillan

I feel like he doesn't wash himself properly

So no

Probably is filthy

The Wraith/Phillip Ojomo

Not my favorite but due to his backstory I feel bad for him

So maybe a friendly handjob

The Hillbilly/Max Thompson Jr

I say this with NO disrespect

But he does not bathe

And while I love him I am not putting that anywhere near my mouth

Will give him a handjob tho

The Oni/Kazan Yamaoka

Yeah sure

He is large and in charge

Also has to be clean? I think he might be clean

The Nightmare/Freddy Kreuger

No

I would however like to punch the side of his head so hard it caves in

He deserves to have it cut off

The Twins/Victor Deshayes

No

This is a child

The Cenobite/Elliot Spencer

The chains are kinda kinky

So yeah

Also him tummy out and I think its cute

The Nemesis

No

Stinky dead man

His tentacle things make you sick he needs to stay away from me

The Executioner/Pyramid Head

YES

he is one that is allowed to be dirty

He is so attractive and he doesn't even have a face

He just walks around with that big ass sword knife thing and his hips amd im sold

I'm down bad

The Legion/Frank

Probably not

Isn't he like 18?

Too young for me

The Legion/Joey

Again too young for me

So no

Like im sorry but they're literally described as teens

The Cannibal/Bubba Sawyer

Like Maxie

Its not that i hate him its that he's stinky

So handjob it is

The Knight/Tarhos Kovács

For the following i think they're all stinky

BUT Tarhos is different

Simply because I do like the Knight x Princess trope and I would like to be the princess

So I guess yes

The Carnifex/Sander Rault

No

Hate him

Wanna smash a pallet on his bead

The Assassin/Durkos Malecek

No

Stupid man

Always is mean so NO

I will scream if he appears one more time

The Jailer/Alejandro Santiago

Maybe a handjob because I like his name

Its very cute

The Shape/Michael Myers

Unfortunately yes

Though I do hate the man because he literally instakills me

I cannot deny that I am attracted to him

The Deathslinger/Caleb Quinn

No

Peepaw does not get his Dick sucked by me sorry

He needs to be in a nursing home and have his shooting license revoked

The Trickster/Jiwoon Hak

Yes

Very attractive but also very annoying

The one killer I main

I would give him one the punch him immediately

The Demogorgon

This is bestiality

So no

Doggie does not get head from me

Does get head rubs tho

Maybe some belly rubs

The Singularity

I have no idea who this is where did it even come from

Is this a man or woman someone tell me

Also while I am a robot fucker I would have to say no

Jake Park

Yes

I had an immediate crush on him

He is also a loner type so yes

Absolute hawtie

Dwight Fairfield

Yes

Sweet sweet boy probably needs one

Would be so thankful that I HAVE to

Leon Kennedy

YES

is this even a question fr?

Sexy sexy man

Only cop I will get on my knees for

David Tapp

No

Reminds me of family members

William "Bill" Overbeck

Naur eema

Maybe a handjob because why not i like his get up one time free perk

David King

No

Gives off bestie vibes

Would give handjob tho

Steve Harrington

Okay don't kill me

But I have never watched the tinger strangs

Aren't they in middle or high school

Absolutely not

Carlos Oliveira

I like his name it makes him seem attractive

So yes

Ace Visconti

NO

Have a love hate relationship with this man

Will not have any part of me close to him in that way at all

Quentin Smith

An adult?

I think?

I have also never seen this movie I am so confused

Yes if adult no if younger than 21

Adam Francis

Ummmmm

Sure I guess

I think it would be okay?

Jeff Johansen

He looks stinky but idk

I would give him a handjob

He seems cool and mysterious

Ash Williams

NO

I do not find him attractive at all

I kinda dislike his face

Jonah Vasquez

No

He just seems stinky

Yoichi Asakawa

YES

I had a big crush on him when I first played the game

Will get on my KNEEES FOR HIM

WILL GET SACRIFICED FOR HIM

Felix Richter

Yuh

Gives off sugar daddy vibes

Vittorio Toscano

Yuhhhhh

Also gives off sugar daddy vibes

Why is be so attractive is it the hair?

Jonathan Byers

Again i have not watched the show

Are they not all teens?

I am so confused

No