#mc!michael

[gvnchvcks]

Achievement Hunter Minecraft lore is so awesome. it is So Cool. (thinking about gavin going from being king michael's court jester to ascending to godhood alongside him, proposing to him, and marrying him, all to throw out his ring like it meant nothing because once a fool and liar always a fool and liar, only for michael to STILL miss and mourn him in ydyd when they're both mortals again) it’s so Cool guys.

[harunayuuka2060]

Michael: ...

MC: *has been caught sneaking into the Celestial Realm... again*

Michael: ...

Michael: I can inform the heavenly father about this.

MC: You're too old to be reporting to your Dad.

Michael: ...

Michael: Raphael, seize them.

Raphael: Simeon is in the library.

MC: Thank you, Raphael. You're always a lifesaver.

Michael: *frowns*

[cheralith]

childhood bestfriend!kaiser who accidentally finds out who you gave your first kiss to after being under the impression you still had it.

sure, you both were reaching an age where most people had already kissed another, been bedded, under-age drank, but kaiser never took you as the type to be so… promiscuous (“your dad was okay with it?” he had asked. “why the hell would i tell my dad about that.” your eye roll had never been louder.)

it was apparently some classmate you had dated briefly back in early high school, a time where you had both were barely able to see each other since kaiser spent some time in jail after being framed and after being bailed out by his manager, spent the majority of his time in his team’s training clubhouse. it didn’t help that it was quite a few towns away from your own, so communication grew weary between you and him during that time.

so when you and him finally reconnected and began to settle down with each other once again at an older age, where you and him were blooming into college, he’s amazed to see how much you had grown during the past few years, how your featured had matured into themselves so elegantly that sometimes, when you weren’t looking, he’d examine each bit of your features to get a proper look.

it was a little difficult attempting to gain a proper stance from him, since all the training at bastard mündchen had clearly done a work on him both good and bad, but when kaiser felt himself relaxing more and more with each frequented interaction with you—he’s brought back to when you were both children and didn’t know any better of the world around you.

so imagine his shock when you accidentally let it slip out that your first kiss went rather wrong as you and him are watching some sort of foreign sports movie where the main character’s long-time love interest finally kisses him.

“god i remember my first kiss,” you say casually, making kaiser snap his neck towards you so fast.

first kiss? you had your first kiss already? before he did???

sure, kaiser had a good amount of fans that flocked to him every chance they got and perhaps he’s done a little bit of entertaining to them, but even so—he still hasn’t necessarily had such a moment shared with another. he never felt like he needed to focus on it… never felt like it was some deed worth prioritizing becoming the best striker… until now.

“huh?” kaiser shuffles in his place and furrows his brows tightly, a vein barely visible from his forehead. “whaddya mean first kiss? with who? when?”

the questions shoot out all at once, you can’t help but laugh at kaiser’s (supposed) curiosity. you suppose the suspense of knowing what happened to that runt he met at eight years old has experienced since his arrest.

“oh, it was just a classmate from one of my sophomore classes,” you wave a hand, as if it was completely nothing to hold much regard to.

kaiser twitched, his eyes flickering towards your ripened lips. “and you gave him your first kiss?”

“probably my last too,” you sigh out wearily, “haven’t really had much people interested in me since then.”

he fell silent, going to scan your face again once more as you fixated your gaze to the tv, circling in on your lips again that give a soft pout. he twitched.

“he got too excited and ended up moreso clashing his mouth on mine—we ended up clacking teeth pretty hard,” you snort out as you stare in quiet amazement at how tender and soft the tv’s couple’s kisses were. “it ended up hurting too much to try and continue.”

you bite your lip, concentrated. “i dunno, i just wish it was more slowly, more… in-the-moment.”

kaiser twitched once more. noticing your wistful gaze at the movie playing in front of you and him. he flickers his eyes toward the intimate scene that you seem so focused on. he pays attention to how the lips of the two characters flow in a certain rhythm and how they meld into each other. they seem loose, relaxed, and that lack of tension made the kiss seem much more romantic.

he thinks back to some of how his teammates greet their girlfriends with kisses, or how he’ll just see a random couple locking lips with each other in the bars his team and him tended to as a celebration of a victorious game. kaiser had never felt a compulsion to experience such a thing, but there’s a strange magnetic feeling he’s getting that tugs him closer to you that is very much not his own rationale’s doing.

he says it with too much confidence. he says it like he’s done it numerous times before, like he’s a master at it, despite never even paying such avid attention to another’s lips until now. so kaiser doesn’t know why, but he suddenly blurts out,

“then let me show you a proper kiss.”

[bluewolfangel01]

*Takes place after Mc has died and they're now trapped in the celestial realm against their will, no matter what devilish acts they commit (probaly cause of Father's will or something)*

Rapheal: "Michael. Message from the Devildom."

Michael: "Yes Rapheal. What is it?"

Rapheal: *hands Michael a letter with the marked with the wax seal of the Demon King*

Michael: *reads the letter*

Michael: "So.... Unless we allow Mc to leave the celestial realm, the Devildom will declare war on us. And you are quite sure that they are all serious about this? About starting another war after a long period of peace, for a human soul?"

Rapheal: "I'm quite sure. Actually I'm suprised that they all had enough restraint to wait to send the letter."

Michael: *clearly deep in thought*

Michael: "I see."

Mc: "Told you they would start getting real antsy if I was kept here."

Mc: *in Michael's office, standing on the other side of his desk with arms crossed*

Michael: *holding his face in his hands*

Michael: "I should've known they'd do something like this."

Mc: "Yep, you should've. Anyways I'm gonna go be with my boys now. See ya."

Mc was immediately dog piled by their favorite demons upon their return to the Devildom and was not allowed to leave for a long while

(Also thank you to my wonderful mut @opiopal for the inspo)

[tsukii0002]

Mc: *wakes up*

Michael: Welcome Mc, welcome to the Celestial Realm.

Mc: … *looking around frantically* Shit, I thought that when I die I'm going straight down.

Michael: …

Mc: Isn't there any way to ask for a transfer or something????

Michael: Mc, you're here visiting… You haven't died yet.

Mc: *relaxing* Ah, well.

Michael: But the fact that you're choosing hell is… Alarming.

Mc: Nah, Hell is where my boys are, besides, seeing Simeon..., I'd rather skip the post Morten trauma.

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[wihellib]

Satan being pretty unbothered by the whole situation but then immediately going attack dog (chihuahua) mode when MC is mentioned by Michael watered my crops and cleared my skin.

I also like that they noted that Raphael especially is after MC. Compared to the other Seraphim, we’ve seen that Raphael is way more attracted to us in both his Christmas card and Beach card, so it makes complete sense.

[ghost-of-you]

Hi baby 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[anna-the-undertaker]

Demon noble #1, after seeing the name on the RAD ID that was with the belongings another demon brought to him: The human you got these from... did you kill them?

Demon noble #2, confused but still amused with himself: No... we did fuck them up though. *they laugh, nudging their friends as they still ride their victory high*

D1: You fucked them up, thats what you did, you fucked them up? Thats crazy shit man *they fake laugh, then puch the demon, sending him to the floor holding his face* You imbecile! Get the fuck out!

Later that evening, they receive a call.

Demon noble #2's father: I heard you struck my son.

Demon noble #1: Yes, sir, I did.

D2's father: May I ask why?

Demon noble #1: You see.... he, uh, he and his buddies hurt MC.

D2's father falls silent and ends the call before calling his son to him.

D2's father hits his son again: It's not what you did, son.... that angers me so. It's who you did it to.

D2: Who? That fucking human?

D2's father: That fucking human.... is MC, the master of the avatars of sin... and you have brought the wrath of heaven and hell upon us.

Did I just watch John Wick again? Yes, yes, I did. Did I use this scene from the movie as inspiration? Again, yes, yes, I did.

[lemidvet]

‘Sup🔥

New obey me game, new Michael drip

so it’s been a few months… my state exam is around the corner and studying had been taking up most of my time, so i hadn’t had much time to draw

asshole took me 7h49min to draw, since i tried something new

here’s some more i drew of my favorite angel, enjoy:

rkgk:

[livelaughlovesubs]

Idk why I made this

[iwrite-sinsandtragedies]

All done! \o/ So glad to have finally gotten that out of my system!

Honestly just wanted to see them in summer clothes, ngl 😂

[devildomwriter]

“Aww, I wanted to meet Michael…”

“You’re just as bad as Solomon. Honestly, you humans are attracted to the strangest characters.”

— MC and Lucifer about Michael (Nightbringer Chapter 43-13)

[harunayuuka2060]

Simeon and Raphael: ...

Michael: *chuckles as he watches over a priest*

Simeon and Raphael: *decided to approach him*

Simeon: Michael, who is that?

Michael: Ah, it's MC. He's a priest.

Raphael: A priest? But... Why are you laughing?

Michael: It's hard to explain; you should watch him to know.

*At the confessional*

The man: Father, I have sinned.

MC: Go ahead, child.

The man: I cheated on my wife.

MC: ...

MC: There’s more to it, isn’t there?

The man: It was with her sister.

MC: *lets out a deep sigh*

MC: Close your eyes, and let’s pray to the Almighty.

MC: Dear Lord, here’s another one of your children. I’m afraid it’s time to update the list.

MC: Please grant his wife strength, and keep her far from the heartache she doesn’t deserve.

MC: As for this man, may he go womanless for at least the next ten years or so—

The man: Father, that's unfair—

MC: Shut up, lad. And don't call me 'Father'.

MC: I have no child who cheat.

Michael, Simeon, and Raphael: *laughing*

Simeon: Is he actually like that?

Michael: Yes. I was surprised too when I first stumbled upon him.

Michael: Now I couldn't stop watching him.

[ay-chuu]

So done. YOU ARE SO DONE DEVS.

[luxthestrange]

Incorrect quotes#940 You fell first he fell HARDER-

Mc, in Thirteen's Room, pacing: Omg. Omg. I just kissed him, I kissed Raphael-

Thirteen: Finally, Honestly, I'm surprised it took this long

Mc, still pacing: What if he doesn't like me back...I mean he is an angel and I'm a human!? What if I messed up our friendship and he never talks to me again? Is he even into humans?-

Meanwhile

Raph, sat with Michael: Mc and I kissed...

Mich: Took you long enough~

Raph: I want to marry them

Mich:...I think you missed a few steps-

[tsukii0002]

Luke: Hey Michael *very proud* I have a guardian human!!

Michael : Oh Luke *chuckle*, is guardian angel and we angels don-

Luke: *pointing to Mc with stars in his eyes*

Mc: *wearing sunglasses and gesticulating with the lips* Touch the little angel and I send you with your father.

Michael: *confused archangel nosies*

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