#michael bluth

[weezinthejuice]

I need to chew on jason bateman like a ticonderoga pencil

[greensonickid]

Michael Knows if he Kills Himself, GOB Would 100% Use his Body in a Magic Act

how did michael not kill himself

[8-bitbasil]

been really into arrested development lately

[champaggin]

[urfavesim]

I think my favorite running gag in arrested development is the charlie brown walk of sadness

[cringeandcats]

michael bluth if you're reading this i'm free on thursday night and would like to have an age gap relationship with you. please respond to this michael bluth and start an age gap relationship with me on thursday night or every other night when i'm free.

[dcminions]

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT (2003 - 2019)

[pseudonymous-enthusiast]

I love that Michael went around bragging about his so-called movie producer job after shaking his head at Tobias’ so-called acting career for three years. But really, who can blame him after he exhausted the only two other possible options: maritime law and real estate again.

[hoss-bonaventure]

when you’re at your dad’s funeral and you’re the only two bitches serving cunt there

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

can’t sleep☹️

[prvncecaspian]

you can really see the similarities between michael and lucille everytime michael talks to his son about ann.

[ontheidiotbox]

[gracelandtoolover]

he is me...i am him

[dexterityemma]

rewatching arrested development and I’m halfway through season 2 and like. it’s crazy the bluth company still has employees. like you’re trying to sit in a board meeting with the company president but his older brother named GOB keeps bursting in to do magic. every once in a while you see his niece in the copy room when she should FOR SURE be in school. sometimes his teenage son is there and he’s always awkwardly endearing. At office parties you’ll run into your boss’s mom (nasty and drunk) being trailed by his younger brother (has a hook for a hand) or his sister (attempting to flirt with all the employees) and her husband (a failing actor). You go home and turn on the news and you see your boss’s dad (aka your former boss) is missing and on the run for stealing money from the company and also building houses in Iraq for saddam hussein. you choose to go into work the next morning.

[bluthsisters]

[robbinggoodfellows]

every friend group has the Guy, failed gay magician who has made a terrible mistake, therapist turned member of the blue man group, awkward teenage boy, selfish philanthropist who married a never-nude, one handed autistic cartographer with mommy issues, dad in jail, teenage girl with the personality of a middle aged man