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lordcucumber-sir · 4 years ago
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He almost vomited from this word kkdwkslaldlsllslslsl
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jxnxin · 13 years ago
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I hope I'm not creepy, but-- babe? Sob, don't hit me.
Why would I hit you?
We kissed by accident:[] continue kissing[X] smile[X] awkward[] walk away[] be like wtf [] kiss you backIf you hugged me:[X] hug you back[] let you[] hug you heaps more[] push you awayWould I date you?[] yes[X] no[] maybe[] probably[] already haveYou should:[] text me[] get in my bed now[X] talk to me more[] come see me [] leave me alone!
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lordcucumber-sir · 4 years ago
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I'm sure their fridge is awesome
There is also a can with cockroaches and ticks (Remus' snack) and bear traps, be careful with your fingers! And the leftovers of the dinner they cooked together last night. Dog food...
Vegetables with faces >:3
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I really think about this...
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lordcucumber-sir · 4 years ago
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Remus: I moved  Janus: To a new home? Remus: No, three people 
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lordcucumber-sir · 3 years ago
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Eheheheheheheheh
@vladikkotorinevladik
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lordcucumber-sir · 4 years ago
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Eleventh day. Draw an iconic villiam from a movie as a Sailor Scout
Tord from «Edd's World»...
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SORRY, I JUST REALLY WANTED TO DRAW TORD LIKE THAT
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lordcucumber-sir · 4 years ago
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Tw swearing and unfunny Russian joke!!!
«What do you choose: Let yourself be fucked in the ass or stick a fork in your eye?»
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«...»
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«He chose the fork»
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I warned.
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lordcucumber-sir · 3 years ago
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AAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M NOT SORRY
@vladikkotorinevladik hai bro :3
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lordcucumber-sir · 3 years ago
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Ohh no I can't stop
@vladikkotorinevladik
Как выкинуть эту песню из головы...
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lordcucumber-sir · 3 years ago
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OMG MY FIRST EDIT....
I won't translate this song.........
I'm proud of myself
Arts by @vladikkotorinevladik ehehehehehe
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lordcucumber-sir · 4 years ago
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Patton: S*x
Janus: How the fuck did you say that with censored!?
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lordcucumber-sir · 4 years ago
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Logan: Did you know that people can only live 22 minutes without the sun?
Remus: Lol, how then do we live at night?
Logan: ...
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lordcucumber-sir · 3 years ago
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DiStRiCt AtToRnEy
I fulfilled my dream
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lordcucumber-sir · 4 years ago
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Tw: Death Mention
I don't know why, but here ----
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- Hello, Galochka? You will DIE when you hear this
Большое спасибо @vladikkotorinevladik, чтобы Я делал без тебя, бро
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lordcucumber-sir · 4 years ago
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omG WHAT HAVE I DONE???
I'M SO SORRY JKESKKAKSKW
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lordcucumber-sir · 4 years ago
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Twelfth day. Stuck
«It seems to me or I am drowing...»
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I'm stuck in this fandom
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