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They turned him into a car :(
#crash mechinima#crash halo#crash#shitpost#sorry guys no art this week#i am surviving on minimal sleep#also the car is grey right???#please tell me i didnt get the color of the car wrong it looks grey
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A crazy thing about Mouthwashing is that Pony Express lost communication with one of its freighters for months and didn’t send anyone to check.
A genuinely reputable company, or at the very least a decent one, would have sent someone, something out to check after about two weeks of silence. Two months is when the crew start questioning if they are even being looked for which implies they were already expecting it to take a while cause P.E just doesn’t care.
They don’t care about who they hire. They don’t care about the conditions they place their crew in or how safe the safety measures actually are. They just don’t care, made rules and regulations so they can care less and succeed in getting away with it with how little those ideas are discussed.
#back on remembering how little blame we give P.E very the real organizational problems that led to the interpersonal ones#there’s many facets to talk about MW in but it’s that people really down play the working class factor and that everyone on the ship are no#too far off from each other and you have to incorporate that into how things play out like the false prestige of being captain and curly#exudes creates this inflated idea he had unlimited capabilities to do much more when it’s clear he is ruled by the same restrictions just a#a slightly different angle same way Swansea as the mechanic can’t fix a vent not because it’s likely difficult but because he just lacks th#rescources and constant clearances needed so it’s a stagnant task#same way even when Anya gets to do nurse stuff it’s limited by what she is given#it’s all reflective about what they have to work with not being enough not even being barely enough#both on an aspect of actual tangible problems and subjective issues#something something boss makes a dollar the crew makes a dime curly makes a quarter and they all still struggle to stay above water#idk it’s very important and interesting and more tragic to me that they were all in the same bubble but their perceptions of each other and#priorities made them walk each other off and feel levels of resentment that should have been towards P.E like how Curly mainly resents them#but the others clearly take it to a more personal level like he got fired with them#is at the same point of starting over with nothing cause all his experience is worthless in a dying job field and all he got was papers tha#say he’s great at a role no one wants except for the one guy that forced him to exit#all of it for nothing all those years for nothing and he didn’t get to choose#I think it’s interesting that people assume curly got what he wanted when he wanted a choice in his future to continue as is or change just#because they feed so heavily into the birthday argument where a projecting Jimmy says Curly got what he wanted when curly corrects him ther#saying what he wanted was a life he didn’t have to escape from being forced out of something isn’t escape if you have no where to go or#everyone got to kinda make a choice whether we consider Jimmy crashing the ship or Anya telling Jimmy and later killing herself#curly being trapped feels so minimal cause it’s hard to recognize how he’s caged in by being the in between of the head and the crew he can#move freely through either as he has the power of boss to them and subordinate to the other he has to do what the company says to an extent#and hopefully mitigate anything the crew might do and the ‘perks’ of being captain are just different leashes he’s on with the crew and P.E#it’s like so hard to understand when you aren’t used to working in these type environments or have been in similar organizational power#structures but the crew being on the same sort of economic scale and class is so important to why and how they act the way they do#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#pony express#curly mouthwashing#captain curly
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mostly system vines pt. 2!
#my poor pancake laptop suffered for this#totally worth it tho#total drama#my art#td mike#td vito#td manitoba#td svetlana#td chester#td mal#i won't tag the others because they're occasional at best#these are uh... pretty minimally efforted bc my laptop kept crashing
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MY PHARMACY WONT GIVE ME MY MEDSSSSS!
They want me to go for a fucking blood test which they said “we don’t have any spare appointments right now” so i’m like “okay can i have my meds until then cause i literally fucking need them?” And they said no!!! so now i’m gonna be unmedicated for an undetermined amount of time cause i’m shit at advocating for myself and was just like “oh okay that’s fine” when it’s actually not fine and this is not helping with the bullshit clusterfuck of hell that is my living situation right now (i hate my mother in law like it’s a fucking career path at this point)
And just AGHHHHHHHHH i wanna fucking scream and kick shit but instead i’m curled on my bed tryna jerk off to distract myself and that’s just pissing me off more cause ughhhhh i don’t even fucking know
i’m crashing the fuck out fr, someone put me in a straitjacket and fuck me in the ass or something, that’s sexy right? Sort of?
#jakesyaps#jakey is not doing goodddd rn#fully fucking crashing out over this#istg i hate being so mentally fucked and reliant on medication to function even as minimally as i do#someone give me a lobotomy or something#i’ll suck your dick for it yeah?
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#well the vet confirms Valkyrie re-injured her shoulder#so after this weekend it's three months rest again#right through sport season and the summer#i was dying to get her out for so much this summer#and it's a bust before it's fully started#I'm crashing hard about it today#I'm going to need surgery later this year#so we'll be off for that too#it's frustrating to commit to something with your whole chest and then not be able to do it#especially mondio because i finally was getting solid forward progression and respect and support#and now i have to stop again#and disc has been so good for my mental health and I'm only going to get to play minimally if i can even justify the expense#the life of Ron
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Literally the MotoGP official Twitter will be like "Driver XYZ went through a massive crash and then his bike burst into flames and a chasm opened up on the track and a pair of giant snapping jaws came out and tried to eat the driver like chomp chomp chomp. Luckily the driver is okay tho, they walked away with only minor injuries" and the attached video with said tweet will be a driver being thrown around like a rag doll and slamming their head around after being highsided and later you will find out they broke 2 ribs one femur 5 fingers and dislocated a shoulder maybe.
#motogp#they minimize the accidents like NOBODY'S business#Cele broke his dick in India and they were like “oh he's walking away after the accident all is well TEEHEE”#girl this is not a TEEHEE situation#we joke about the body horror and the medical malpractice#but wow enough okay#darryn binder had a bad fucking crash and I saw the tweets lol
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Clara squeezes in a last minute nap before their annual New Years party. It's going to be a smaller party this year, in the interest of not crashing the game simplicity, just her siblings, the kids, and their spouses.
...I thought all the kids would be here, anyway, but the twins and Theo bailed, lol. That's fair, Chiana and Theo have a small child to take care of, and Gaius is probably looking for someone to kiss at midnight. Ah well, everyone else is here!
I'm also not sure what George is complaining about to Mara-Jade, but she is having NONE of it.
#TS2#Middleground#Blanch#Clara Blanch#Three Blanch#George Blanch#Mara Jade Blanch#we're in a blue void tonight to minimize crashing/pink soup chances#every time someone in this family has a family party I hold my breath to see if the game crashes when the guests arrive#even though it's a small house the lot is old and has a lot crammed onto it so I'm not surprised when it crashes
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gooooood morning and happy fridayayay ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و !! <- me cheering you guys on because we have made it through another week !! that’s amazing hehe let’s start this weekend off right ! remember to drink lots of water + be extra gentle with yourselves !! 🤍💫
#actually me when i write my yaps ^#eeeep i have been looking forward to this weekend for far too long !#going on a lil trip for the weekend and im supaaaaa excited bc im getting kbbq with the bestie and my bro ^_^ + his online friend LOL#but he’s never had it before and i Know that the establishment will be shaking in their boots when we walk in !#i have been running off of like …. minimal sleep all week . let’s hope i don’t crash on monday LOL#i don’t wanna use a personal day but also . i might be Exhausted !#we shall see :3 !#going to lock into work for awhile but i will return + be silly before my time away !#apologies in advance for slow replies + such this weekend !#iluuuuu all (ㅅ´ ˘ `) so !! much !!#₊˚⊹ ᰔ xoxo aims#ヾ( ˃ᴗ˂ )◞ — ✩ daily yap.
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feeling compelled to tab out of tf2 to watch youtube or something bc queue times are atrocious, then remembering valve beats the shit out of you for tabbing out of the game sometimes
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Crash Bandicoot From: Crash Bandicoot
#Crash Bandicoot#Crash Bandicoot Art#Crash Bandicoot Fanart#Video Games#Gaming#Arcade#Retro Gaming#PlayStation#PS1#Artwork#Minimalism Art#Pop Art Style
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24.03.2025
monday ~ 24.03.2025
lifafa - jaago
orchestre tout puissant marcel duchamp - be patient
orchestre tout puissant marcel duchamp - empty skies
perpetual bike crash - fireworks colors
perpetual bike crash - 2:13 what's the point of singing songs if they'll never even hear you
#lifafa#perpetual bike crash#orchestre tout puissant marcel duchamp#music playlist#morning#morning walk#music#walks#minimalism#foggy morning
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Just when I think the day's going well, I crash a golf cart
#summer camp tag#ace is a mess#i do not have a drivers license and i havent even been behind the wheel in like 4 years since i stopped lessons cus of the pandemic#the day was going fine i got loads done didnt feel like i was irritating my director too bad#doing some paperwork for her and she says when im done well take the golf cart out while its not currently raining#im like ooh fun never been in a golf cart before i see the higher up staff in them im not gonna say no to chilling in a golf cart#i did not realise that meant i would be driving esp when she asked if id been in one before and i said no#she then asked if i could drive and i said not really thought that would be it#cus i was supposed to be studying for my theory before working towards my practical#but no she insists im driving and first off i gotta reverse outta this bay now at least i didnt have to think about gears#but i hate tryna figure out how to turn whilst in reverse in mess with my brain im not great with shape visualisation#we do all our stops its fine for the most part a lil too fast going down some of the hills#and some tight turns but my turns were always like that cus im too busy focusing on the most immediate thing#we get back i park fine and then shes like oh actually there are some more stops we can make so i reverse and turn back out#do our two stops with only minimal confusion about direction then as i go to park into the bay we came from#shes like oh actually park in the bay closest to the health centre and what i should have done was reversed and adjusted my angle#instead i drove directly into the supporting beam separating the two bays 🙃😭#i immediately turn the cart off and expect her to switch with me instead shes like laughing it off oh it was just a little bump it was fine#im like it was not that was a loud ass bang i feel so bad and then she lifts up the light cover i broke off saying its just a scratch#and i feel worse so pf course thats when the camp director comes out to check on the noise and i dont think ive ever worn a guiltier look#but theyre both laughing it off oh just having a little driving lesson :) and i am mortified#she gets back in the cart and shes still insisting that its fine and i should still park after that which i do with great trepidation#but there are no more problems and the lights still work but the cover does need fixing and i just oh my god#ive never crashed before never clipped or scratched a car so of course id crash the golf cart trying to park of all things 😭
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the average university student council member could organise a conclave, but thomas lawrence dean of the college of cardinals could never organise a freshman orientation camp
#/lh; im sure uni student!lawrence would have rocked it#(with minimal crash-outs)#but its just so funny to me how conclave (2024) reminded me so much of my time in uni#organising different events with 100s of people with varying levels of drama#conclave (2024)
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idk what exactly flipped maybe it’s getting on medicine that works but i’ve been really social lately. it’s fun just asking people to hang out and then doing it. like im considering asking some ppl in my class who ive only spoken to a few times to go to a museum with me (bc we all have the same museum paper at the end of the term)
the audacity? acting in a way not completely hindered by anxiety?? who am i???
#rambles#good stuff happening#lots of hard stuff but good stuff too#like this major is killing my soul but i wouldn’t have realized that if i didn’t go for it#instead i’d be stuck trying to make a job i hate and doesn’t treat me well work to try to prove myself as an artist somehow#as if i’d be less of an artist because im unprofessional#talking to people is tiring but it’s emotionally fulfilling#these meds are fucking awesome man. i’m kind of mad i didn’t try direct antidepressants earlier LOL#but everything happens at a certain time for a reason or something#kind of hope this is just life looking up and not some mood swing i’ll crash down from but SHHHHH no manifesting that#good mood swings are kindof devastating because it’s a glimpse of a good life when you only want stability#and to be around that emotional level all of the time with minimal ups or downs#life is good right now and that’s what matters#i love oversharing in the middle of the night on tumblr dot com for me to read in the morning like ‘i said that??’
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#the stardew wouthieu au is not happening this week friends i regret to inform you#it's like. i like what i have so far but i keep going back on forth on how i want to structure the rest of it#so actually *writing* the rest of it is hard#feels like i really hit a my stride for to1u and since then writing progress has been minimal#some of it i really think is after effects of the two big crashes like with so much worry and uncertainty writing is HARD#and then on top of that there's been real life business so it all adds up#so i have just bits and pieces of different wips here and there but nothing substantial#except for the one basically finished 1.1k oneshot that may not get posted at all or at least not for a bit longer#worst kind of writers block is when i WANT to be writing and i HAVE ideas but the words are just NOT coming grrr#anyway i feel bad bc i haven't done a tuesday prompt in soooo long#but this week is just not gonna happen
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Crash Course In Science - No More Hollow Doors
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