#misrule answers

[lord-0f-misrule]

Please can we see your dick for 100 followers? The way @kryptonite-cutie described it makes it sound so fucking hot! Please let us see it!

OK, I've had like 10 variations of this request but I'm only going to answer this once.

NO

I am not going to be posting pics of my cock. That's not something I'm comfortable with, I also really don't want to get my account burnt. The most you'll ever get is bulge pics and maybe the outline in some sweatpants, maybe, but you're never going to get full peen from me on this blog. Any further asks about me posting my cock on here will get you blocked and deleted.

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💙💜🩵🫀❤️🫰😘🥰🖤

🥺🥺🥺 you're the best my lil bat

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I assume you love your grandma and she always makes you eat when you come over because you don't look like you're eating enough.

I do love my grandma, she doesn't make me eat though or say I don't look like I eat enough (rather the opposite at times) however she does occasionally slip a fiver in my back pocket as I'm leaving when she gives me a hug 😂

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6 - favourite candle scent

11- do you have a comfort item? Tell us about it!

23- have you ever received flowers?

Either vanilla or sandalwood

Not really, no items that are specifically comfort items come to mind.

Never, but I'm also allergic to them

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WORSHIP - i want to cut my name into you.

HYMN - i want to see you hurt.

HOLY - i need to cannibalise you, romantically.

🖤❤️

Oh my darling Rue. I didn't know you felt so deeply for me 😈

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WORSHIP

PRIEST

BLASPHEMY

APOSTLE

WORSHIP - i want to cut my name into you.

PRIEST - i want you to become my god.

BLASPHEMY - you’re mine, i’ll do anything to have you.

APOSTLE - i want you to be as obsessed with me as i am with you.

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Basty is the bestest, most greatest, sweetest and squishiest ray of sunshine there is? 🤭😘

True. Very true. The truest of true things.

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2, 4, 14, 20, 21, 22, and 34 ❤️🖤

2. lighter or matches? - lighter

4. which cryptyd being do you believe in? - bigfoot/sasquatch

14. do you love the smell of earth after it rains? - yes I love petrichor!

20. do you say soda or pop?- pop

21. something you’ve kept since childhood? - I still have (at my parents) my childhood teddy bear, George.

22. what type of person are you? - hopefully a good one

34. is there a song you know every word to by heart? - a fair few yes.

❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️

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Miserable anon-i have. I've been asking them to just pull my hair for 10 years and they don't even bother.

Have you fully explained to them what it is you want and need to be sexually fulfilled? Have you sat down with them and been brutally honest about how miserable and dissatisfied you are? I'd also suggest maybe showing them porn of the type of things you are into, asking them if they'd be willing to recreate it.

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Have a shark fact!

Did you know nurse sharks have the suction power of 12 vacuum’s!

That’s almost as much as suction power 😘

I assume this was meant to end with something slutty from you 😏😘😈🥵

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11,23&31! ☺️

11. favorite extracurricular activity? - my hobbies include reading, ttrpgs and painting little plastic models

23. how do you feel about chilly weather? - big fan

31. what type of music keeps you grounded? - stuff like Heilung abd Wardruna or film soundtrack scores

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1, 32, 72

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? - coffee mugs

32. top five favorite vines? - I never did vines.

72. worst subject? - eh, I can't really remember? I was vaguely OK to good at everything in school, if I'd actually applied myself I'd probably had top grades in everything but I didn't because I couldn't be bother 😂

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GOD

I am please notice me 😍😍😍

GOD - i’m better for you than them, notice me instead.

Cute that you think so anon, but you aren't and I can't notice someone who won't reveal themselves.

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2, 3, 19 for the "dig a little deeper" post ☺️

2 - Country

3 - Blacksmithing

19 - Sea Urchin

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A secret-im sexually miserable in my relationship.

I've been there, you need to be open and honest with your partner as to why abd work together on how you can fix that. Staying quiet and not saying anything will only lead to resentment.

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True or false

You want more subs 👀

OK complicated answer here, true in the sense that I'm happy to play with other submissives and if that develops into having another sub cool, false in that I'm not actively looking for more because Batsy is my sub and I adore them. I am in no way looking to replace them or anything like that. If whoever sent this wants to DM me we can talk about this more.