#mod martyn

[kincord-kinhelp]

MOSS MANN AND OZ MATCHING PFPS

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[kalsyumtulag]

Not even considering this as shipping it's just unfortunately the way he is 🌭

Redrawing this particular screenshot from sausage's latest episode bcs I cannot stand him

[sometimesrendog]

[Day 172] Uiscefhuaraithe / The feel of coldness only water brings

[meloodyxx]

I LOVE THEIR EXPRESSIONS SO MUCH THEYRE THE SILLIEST GUYS EVER!!!

(also bug eyed gem the icon)

[zhukzucraft]

=> Martyn: Get the high ground

You decide to go with a stealthy approach. After all, snooping has gotten you this far- and you would rather fancy not having to meet the business end of a Piglin's axe.

This may be slower but it is waaaaay safer than just running in willy nilly,

and with your new vantage point, you spot it-

Bingo.

=> Everyone: Open Messenger

Start Over -- Go Back

[daily-grian]

Gamers Outreach charity stream!!!!

Make sure to check out the main charity page and charity auction!

[hmshermitcraft]

“How to explain to new girlfriend that this final five is just like the final four back in the season when you are your gay bestie were force married and your ex girlfriend is now soulbound to and dating the guy you spent most of that first session flirting with” is what Pearl should’ve googled before Real Life started.

Instead, she’s stuck staring at a confused Gem as the two of them, plus Martyn, Scott and Cleo, lay on the grass in a big circle. Scotts just made a joke about getting Double Life flashbacks and Gem, ever curious, asked what happened during Double Life and Pearl knows the other three are about to rip into her completely. There goes hiding the extent of her insanity from her new boo.

She's... Surprised when Cleo and Scott laugh (and even Martyn snorts.) The explanation from Scott is a light-hearted, "We were all so toxic." They don't just rip into her but... Also each other. And themselves.

And Gem is giggling and nudges Pearl's shoulder with a smile.

Huh.

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

Being a Watcher (or Listener) is just a job. There's no super angsty backstory involved or whatever. You just have a job! The Evolutionists were entertainers, tho, so Grian did want to go out with a bang ;)

Grian's job focuses on world types which is how he can cause do many variations on the Life Series. Everyone jokes it's on Players because of the life system but that is part of world stuff, not Player stuff

Martyn is out there perpetuating offensive stereotypes for content though :/

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[oddly-specific-hermit-headcanons]

I know it’s been a while since we’ve had a band headcanon but I wanted to share my ideas for a hermitpires/ life series (I hope that’s allowed) band sort of thing:

Band director: Oli (he has the right energy)

Percussion: Joel, Impulse, Skizz

Guitar: Ren

Bass: Xisuma (all of these ones aren’t that surprising because it’s what they play irl)

Tuba: Grian (he is tiny but he carries that tuba like it’s nothing)

Trumpet: Jimmy, Martyn, Bdubs, Scott

Baritone/Euphonium: Cleo, False (Cleo reminds me of a baritone player I knew and false is here because ai had too many trumpets)

Alto sax: Sausage, Tango, Scar

Bari sax: BigB

Clarinet: Mumbo, Etho, Pearl

Flute: Katherine, Lizzie

Piano: Gem

I know I’m missing a lot of hermits and emperors but I was having trouble figuring it all out

band! band! band! band!

[qprsmackdown]

propaganda (under the readmore):

BENCHTRIO PROPAGANDA:

My friend wrote a fanfiction detailing their platonic relationship from childhood friends to spouses. It is over 1 million words long. Pls he needs this

my good friend sunny wrote over 1million words of fanfiction about them that was so good it permanently altered my brain chemistry. also i think the feat of over 1mil words is worth the win (:

Ranboo and Tubbo are canonically married, semi-canonically platonically so. Tubbo and Tommy have known each other for years, and have an understanding of each other that no one else does. Tommy and Ranboo went through a very awkward and begrudging beginning of their friendship, but Ranboo would go on to make Tommy's grave when he died.

I want to start off by stressing that these 3 are characters and are not at all connected to the real world creators that portrayed them aside from having the same name.

c!Ranboo and c!Tubbo were canonically married, with the nature of their marriage being largely ambiguous and up for interpretation! They live together in a mansion with their adopted child, Michael, a tiny baby piglin! c!Tommy was never an official part of their marriage, but the three spent so much time together(before the series' writing took a very unfortunate turn due to behind the scenes stuff) that they might as well have been a qpr polycule! It is confirmed that c!Ranboo(an 8'5 foot tall enderman hybrid) can only look 2 people directly in the eyes with it being STRONGLY implied those 2 people were c!Tommy and c!Tubbo! Their relationship didn't get as much time as it needed due to the series's unfortunate downturn near the end, but while it was there, it was a very comforting, very tender relationship between 3 traumatized young queer teens who were their for one another through their journeys in healing from their various traumas. Also one time c!Tommy and c!Ranboo got high together in a tiny smoke box they made(they also met when Ranboo hit him on the head with a giant flower. An allium, to be specific!).

MAJORWOOD PROPAGANDA:

i went so insane about them they spawned inside my brain, guys ever

They are the Mean Gills and they are canonically qpr!! They would also canonically die for each other

Canon QPR! Confirmed by cc!Martyn :D (he confirmed it on stream after the series ended)

They're canonically a QPR guys!!!! Both the CC's who play the characters have said that they see them as being in a QPR!!!!!! literally the first time ever i've seen any media ever portray a qpr of some sort

someone in Martyn's chat explained what a QPR was and he said "oh that sounds like me and Scott"

[kincord-kinhelp]

Last life ahsbands Playlist from the pov of martyn!!

1. Too sweet - Hozier 

2. Lavender - Penelope Scott 

3. Kill the director- the wombats 

4. anything you want - JAWNY 

5. Lipstick covered magnet - the front bottoms 

6. Soft bitch - Rio Romeo 

7. Lovesick - awfultune

8. The bog bodies - rabbitology

9. Turtleneck sweater - marielli 

10. A complete list of fears ages 5-28 (aprox) - the yellow dress

-mod martyn

[trenchcrows0]

This screenshot gets me so bad

[sometimesrendog]

[Day 170] ren talking about his lothlorien inspired base idea made me spiral. treebark as arwen and aragorn please please please

[lifeseriesnovelproject]

We're gonna start posting the rest of the designs. Here's Martyn of the Littlewood variety :) Book description:

Martyn’s blue eyes shone against [redacted] light, revealing more of his appearance to Grian. He wore a lime green shirt and blue shorts with sandals, and a black strip of fabric held back his shaggy blond hair. Martyn was also wearing a small white bag on his back, from which he pulled two small shiny rocks.

[zhukzucraft]

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Impulse: Martyn?

Impulse: What's up, dude!

Impulse: Are you having a fit of Nether Envy?

Skizz: Dippledop!

Skizz: Did you finally get the goodies for the golden booties?

Impulse: Sure did!

Skizz: Nice! I'm gonna tell Scarface & co you're coming soon.

Impulse: Could you take care of the smelting for us, Mr. Game Master Man?

Tango: Well gee, how can I not when you ask so nicely!

Martyn: Wait, you're going to the Nether? Now?

Impulse: I am! Unless Skizz decides to reclaim his spot, that is.

Skizz: Well uh

Mumbo: I think it's best we don't gamble our waning amount of lives on a resource run.

Skizz: Yeah what Jumbo Jet said!

Impulse: My god you're so whipped, dude.

Skizz: AM NOT!!

Tango: Your order's ready! One pair of booties coming up!

Impulse: Thanks dude! I'll grab the quartz and be right ba-

Martyn: Quartz. Got it. I'll hook you up.

Impulse: wh-

Tango: Okay, bring some glowstone too if you find any~

Impulse: Wait wait wait wait

Impulse: You can't just grab a man's boots like that!

Martyn: Tough, I just did.

Impulse: Come on, man! I was raring to go!

Martyn: And now you'll get to experience the joy of anticipation for even longer! You're welcome.

Impulse: You-

Impulse: Listen-

Impulse: You don't have to risk your life for our redstone components!!

Martyn: No worries, I was going to go to the Nether regardless.

Martyn: You guys can just owe me double.

Impulse: Double?..

Joe: Long story.

Joe: But hey

Joe: Aren't you forgetting something?

Joe: Jimmy still hasn't come down.

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Start Over -- Go Back

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sorry for the long wait!! i was really sick for a week, in brain fog for about another week, and then i felt like i've lost the hang of making this story. i still don't feel confident about this post but i gotta start again somewhere! thanks for sticking around!

[couldpolyamorysavethem]

SCOTT SMAJOR, PEARLESCENTMOON, ZOMBIECLEO, and MARTYN INTHELITTLEWOOD from LIFE SMP

Justification:

"Pearl and Martyn got dumped by their respective soulmates (Scott and Cleo) day one. Which is like fine but frankly if they’d just formed a polycule i think everyone on this damn server would’ve been better off." - Anonymous