#modern luo binghe

[deikshen]

... So, let's just say I was craving dessert and cooked something. Will I post it soon? Who knows. BUT I'M DEFINITELY HAVING FUN WRITING THIS LMAO

If he had to defend himself with a normal person, Luo Binghe would swear that he had never heard of or known of the existence of the infamous novel Pride Immortal Demon Way.

In fact, on many occasions, he had to keep his face serene bordering on irritation when people looked at him, laughed and asked for his real name, as if Luo Binghe were lying to their faces. If it were up to him, Luo Binghe would pretend that disgusting porn novel was just another weird thing from the world of those chronically online that he had never encountered before.

Unfortunately, he had a proper name that matched the protagonist's, and enough internet to know at least a summary of that story.

He had to change the privacy of all his social media once that infamous shit stallion character became popular! Suddenly, there were people sending him messages, thinking he was some kind of RP account, commenting him things ranging from respectful “good morning, Junshang” to “this meimei doesn’t have a horse but she could ride on your **** horse.”

Fuck them all! Luo Binghe might have an unusual name, but it was the name he was given at birth! He wasn't stealing some shitty character's name! Besides, ladies, what the hell with that language!? His own mother followed him on social media! What if she saw those kinds of comments!? What would she think of him if she happened to see Luo Binghe allowing anonymous ladies to comment on his photos like that? Ugh!

A.k.a. Luo Binghe hates PIDW and transmigrates there after a death he doesn't remember — He doesn't even have a clue about it!!! Now it's, oh big surprise, the protagonist who stole his name!! Fuck!! He'll have to put up with the scum villain and all that shit!!!

Except for the fact that the scum villain gives him medicine? And doesn't torture him? And he's... kind? ... What fucking canonical divergence is he in?! What the hell will he do now?!

Luo Binghe's POV is always fun to write, but I feel like sometimes it's EVEN funnier. Heheheh

Tags I'll probably use : # Transmigrant Luo Binghe ; # System (is a bitch) ; # Luo Binghe is a mama's boy ; # there is no Luo Binghe who does not love a kind Shen Qingqiu ; # Luo Binghe roasting Airplane ; # The strange friendship between a writer and his OC ; # Su Xiyan's ass-breaking rights

[ave-draws]

[naiad-r]

Childhood friends AU: Reunion.

For anon, who donated to @bingyuanserver's Commissions for Gaza.

[butterflies-and-cucumbers]

I headcanon the way that binghe eventually finds out that his husband isn't quite what he thought he was is because shen qingqiu eventually starts giving binghe ideas for strange new dishes he could try and create.

They're all modern day dishes like burger and pizza and wraps.

And every time binghe manages to recreate one of this strange dishes his husband always ends up inviting Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun for dinner.

The two demons sitting there confused as their respective husbands start speaking in tongues again.

[archerdepartures116]

more of lqg being manhandled cause I think he deserves it + Modern AU trio

[itscherryterry-again]

This Barbie bites !

[theredcuyo]

Modern Bingqiu and it's Binghe who used to get bullied as a child by an older kid but one day said kid suddenly is nice to him???

And he defends him??? And gives him candy and offers to help him with homework???

And, well, Binghe never knew this kid's name to begin with, but apparently is Shen Yuan?

And as they grow up he never tells anyone about how he used to bully him because, well, it's in the past, and no one would believe him anyway, and then he visits Shen Yuan's house for the first time and-

And suddenly Shen Yuan is mean again, and well, okay, he never understood why it started to begin with, maybe he did something wrong, but THEN ANOTHER SHEN YUAN ENTERS THE ROOM???

And maybe, just maybe, he's had dreams before where this happens but that usually doesn't go this way, and then he hears Shen Yuan yelling "Jiu-Ge, leave him alone!"

"A-Yuan why the hell are you friends with that beast?!"

Cue to a very confused Binghe being hold by Shen Yuan who explains (while glaring at Shen Jiu) that he has a twin brother who sometimes is a dumbass to others just because he's in the advanced class

[fairsweetlonging]

asmr artist!shen yuan who started his account posting book rants, but when he posted a late-night video of him doing a soft-spoken review because he didn't want to wake the neighbors, it blew up and started a series of asmr-reviews of novels because shen yuan has such a soothing voice when he isn't ranting.

eventually it evolves into shen yuan making roleplay-esque videos, and bc it's gender-neutral it's popular with all audiences. his biggest fan is ofc cooking streamer luo binghe who loves putting on shen yuan's asmr videos in the background and watches it every night before sleep (one time liu qingge appeared as a guest for a real person hair brushing/back tracing video and luo binghe almost burst a blood vessel bc that should have been him).

[xi-vz]

Shen Yuan stared up at the man, disbelief clear on his face.

The man before him huffed a laugh, brown eyes becoming crescent shaped with amusement. He was a little taller than Shen Yuan, a little broader, with a sleeve tattoo covering his right arm to his wrist. His dark brown hair was softly curled, more wavy, and a little shaggy, falling to his shoulders. His face reminding Shen Yuan of Binghe. Not a lot, but just enough if he were to tilt his head and squint.

“You’re just a kid.” When the man finally spoke his voice was as smooth as velvet. “How old are you?”

“Nineteen.” Shen Yuan automatically responded as he gawked.

The man had round wire glasses, a piercing on the left side of his lower lip, both ears were pierced, and he had cheekbones that belonged on a magazine cover. He was a little older than Shen Yuan expected. Somewhere in his late-twenties compared to Shen Yuans late teens.

“Cucumber-Bro, come on, I’m not that different.” Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky offered a smile, showing off dimples underneath a days worth of scruff.

“How old are you?” Shen Yuan demanded, still blocking the doorway into the dorm.

“Thirty.”

What the fuck?

“What the fuck?” Shen Yuan asked aloud.

Seriously, this was the caffeine addicted crack-writer?!

When Shen Yuan had woken up back in his dorm room instead of in bed with his husband in the bamboo house, he immediately contacted Airplane—it was a gamble, but it paid off. The relief Shen Yuan felt when Airplane responded was like a weight lifted off his shoulders. He gave the other man his phone number and address, then waited an excruciating five days until the two could meet. (Because Shen Yuan lived in Beijing, but Airplane apparently lived in Chengdu, and last minute flights weren’t cheap.)

Shen Yuan knew that his friend would look different. Hell, Shen Yuan looked different! A little shorter, a little rounder, way younger. With pitch black eyes, short inky black hair, and an ear piercing. He was pretty rather than handsome, softer than Shen Qingqiu.

And it wasn’t that Shang Qinghua wasn’t handsome—he was! Like everyone else in PIDW. But Airplane?

“Can I come in?” Airplane asked while shoving his hands into his back pockets. He wasn’t dressed fashionably. His beat up backpack was slung carelessly over a shoulder, jeans were ripped due to wear and tear, his faded band shirt was due to too many washes, his sneakers were scuffed. And yet…

Shen Yuan dressed in the latest fashion. He tried his best to look good, he had standards for himself! He looked like a C-Pop star.

Airplane wasn’t even trying to be hot. (WHY WAS HE SO HOT?!)

It shook something inside of Shen Yuan. All of his past theories of Airplane being a troll flew out the window.

“Well?” Airplane looked like he wasn’t above shoving past his friend to get in.

Shen Yuan allowed his friend inside, still shook.

“Shang Qinghua.”

“What?”

“My name, bro.”

“Wait…you used your actual name for the character closest to Mobei!? Fucking Mary-Sue!”

“Ah, there we go, there’s the Peerless Cucumber I know. Although it’s weird to hear such vitriol from a face so cute.”

Shen Yuan felt the blood rush to his face and wished he had a fan in his hands to use as a weapon when Airplane chuckled.

“Come on, let’s try to figure out how to get back home,” Shang Qinghua said as he moseyed to the desk in the room.

Shen Yuan sighed as he closed and locked the door.

BONUS:

SY: I thought you said you were a broke university student who wrote to make sure food was on the table.

SQH: Yeah, dude. I’m working on my dissertation. Writing pays the bills.

SY: YOU’RE GETTING YOUR DOCTORATES?????

SQH: Yeah, in Topology.

SY: YOU’RE GETTING YOUR DOCTORATES IN MATHS?????

[moonieee]

Horror Binghe is real and he's coming for you

[uh-mxtx]

Modern-au Binghe who inherits Tianglang-jun’s massive fuck off mansion with like 4000 rooms after living on the streets/foster system after his adoptive mom died (idk i just need him to have big house) and he goes “what the hell am I supposed to do with this” and Meng mo (cant be a demon here ive decided he’s a weird homeless guy who gives him advice. That or a schizophrenic hallucination) goes “fill it with women” and binghe who knows he is gay goes “no”

But then he hears some girls complaining about the safety of some of the campus housing/thier boyfriend or parents kicked them out/ect and he’s like “well, i can fix that” and offers his mcmansion up as apartments. He’s loaded so he barely asks for rent and he just keeps inviting women in hard times, like his mother used to be.

But his real calling is cooking so he keeps feeding his tenants and asking what they like. He’s got a youtube cooking/home ec channel and they’re his taste testers. And they start inviting their freinds over like “hey wanna meet our big gay himbo landlord who feeds us” and their freinds are like “boy do I”

Binghe is absolutely gleefull about this. More people to feed. Fuck yeah he gets to be housewife. The gossip sessions are unmatched. He ends up making a full banquet every night and you can either show up in your pj’s or a ballgown to match the decor.

And eventually all this snowballs and hes got a whole sorority in his mcmansion. and they casually call him husband/boyfreind/sugar daddy as a joke bc Binghe is JACKED and they can get rid of men real fast if they pull their six foot seven guard dog out of the crowd. For the sign off/video end the taste testers on Binghe’s show kiss his cheeks as thanks. Binghe doesn’t know half the people in his house. Some girl he never met (came out of SHL’s room and is COVERED in hickeys) just smacked his ass and stole a stack of pancakes. He doesn’t even react he just makes more. This is the best for his touch starvation.

And oblivious people(you know who) dont realize most of them are lesbians using him as a beard, (ignoring the makeouts and pride flags in the background of some videos) and they absolutely believe Luo Binghe seduced a crowd of women into a harem by the power of cooking, cleaning, and great sex.

Cough cough, Shen Yuan

[panpan-37]

Modern Moshang chaos:

Mobei-Jun is convinced Shen Yuan is Shang Qinghua’s sugar daddy. Mobei-Jun desperately wants to date and fuck his assistant/secretary (SQH just does most tasks under him there isn’t even an official role anymore).

But his obstacles is this elusive ‘Peerless Cucumber’ or Shen Yuan.

Mobei-Jun first met Shang Qinghua at college where they were roommates. Shang Qinghua was not someone who could pay for such a prestigious college, even with half his education paid off by a scholarship. Mobei-Jun wasn’t one to pry, but Shang Qinghua wasn’t one to stay quiet. He eventually learned of the internet ‘friend’ who paid for half of Qinghua’s college tuition.

He is the same friend who almost single handedly paid for Shang Qinghua’s rent during his gap year where he was writing.

Mobei-Jun has not met Shen Yuan, but he needs him out of the picture. Now. Only he should be supporting Qinghua so majorly.

…Maybe he’ll throw Luo Binghe at the guy. Maybe the distraction will get both pests out of his hair for long enough to finally bag Qinghua.

[junodoom]

doodle for the svsss gotcha for gaza! an anonymous donator requested modern au bingyuan grocery shopping!

[ceramicrambles]

Modern AU where Shen Yuan is super into cosplay and he loves dressing up as Liu Mingyan (because that’s the best wife ofc!! objectively!!) and he’s wearing a veil and the outfit and even a wig and makeup (because it’s canon! She wears eyeliner! It’s not weird!) and then SY starts going to conventions and meets a Luo Binghe cosplayer who has the LED zuiyan and handmade retractable claws and the perfect chest and…okay so he might need to cosplay with this man IMMEDIATELY or he will die.

Luo Bingge, freshly thrown into a modern world by some weird deity, meeting an exact copy of HIS WIFE. Only…it’s a man? The voice is very deep in soothing, his shoulders broad, and the face is handsome underneath the veil? Hello? And Bingge finds this man way more attractive than any wife he’s had yet…and this man won’t stop gushing ABOUT LUO BINGHE.

Queue 100k words romance where SY thinks LBH is mute (because he won’t speak since he doesn’t want to blow his cover from being from another world) and SY cosplays with him to various cons. Luo Binghe has so many accurate LBG cosplays that SY is obsessed and one night he takes LBG to his apartment to show off his extensive LBH merch collection and they fuck about it.

SY realizes he’s gay, they become boyfriends, and then LBG is like: Okay babe, time to get married :) and SY finds out that PIDW is real and this is just Luo Binghe

[keobrt]

Au where Shen yuan who was oblivious to his dog actually being a big ( sexy) demon man until one day luo binghe accidentally reveals himself

[moo-chemia]

I had this really dumb idea the other day when I was at mixue, still don’t know what I was thinking lol