#mostly because im buddies with the creator

[harborofevil]

So I may have put Ohungi into CFMOT.... anyways welcome back CFMOT I missed you

[the-selfinsert]

just read both of ur jackpot fics, and the core interaction represented them both EXTREMELY well. well done. but my main point is the pure potential of the second one.

so, fatal gets a BIG mention in it- and considering my friend is kinda the biggest fatal fan in existence as of now, I have some liking to him aswell.

so, I thought up a 4 way dynamic between fatal, lb, nightmare and jackpot.

fatal and lb are sort of "partners", not in the sense that they actually talk really, but they interact and fight against jackpot and nightmare on occasion.

nightmare and jackpot try and locate fatal, but every time they do lb is there and plot twist- the only reason they DID track him down was because gaster set up a trap.

and so begins a little rivalry.

now don't get this wrong- fatal and lb aren't some heroes, it's just aligning with their goals and morals.

fatal creates copies of people and extracts their code instead of the original, he isnt just straight up evil.

so, we already have dynamics here. we have a sort of generic evil vs glitches in the system, or rulers vs underdogs.

nightmare is understandably confused when lb comes in to help fatal for the first time, not knowing who or what he is at all, since lb would be pretty unknown considering how 'basic' it is compared to other aus like swapfell, storyshift, etc.

jackpot is half-terrifed half-pissed since gaster is basically just core frisk but way smarter and more competent (he was literally the royal scientist and built the core BEFORE becoming omnipresent by shattering across the space time continuum)

fatal and lb, while I didn't exactly potray them as 'close', I'd say they hang out a bit sometimes, or even regularly. it's just that lb doesn't really agree with fatals main goal, so they aren't the bestest of buds. but that opens up the doorway for fatal character growth and letting go of his goal of brining back papyrus etc etc.

once fatal is in the middle/after his character arc, I believe lb and him can become actual buddies, and start putting up an actual threat to jackpot's empire.

now, if im gonna be honest here, my friend has taught me how stupidly op fatal is, so realistically he'd 1 shot jackpot and nightmare if he was competent. but nightmare can regen and jackpot can..replace parts?

anyhow, basically heres the little story idea.

jackpot and nightmare finally track down fatal, and go in together because they're utterly sick of him at this point.

lb jumps in as they try to attack, and faces off against jackpot, extreme character interaction potential here <-

fatal faces off against nightmare, same with character potential.

eventually, nightmare angers fatal enough with papyrus comments, and fatal goes beserk- crunching the entire au they're all in.

lb is protected by gaster transporting him out- but jackpot isn't so lucky. he escapes due to nightmare, but GOLLY does he get traumatised by what he saw.

this also ties in with his home timeline being shattered, if jackpot has some weird memory thingy which activates due to it then it could explain him being scared shitless alot better.

anyhow, this was mostly an excuse to spread a fatal and lb vs jackpot and nightmare agenda across the UT fandom.

ps: I just realised I've been talking like how I would write fanfics. god its become a habit lol

but anyway, once again- amazing work selfin. you cooked (like always)

question: how the fuck do you make fics above 1k words my longest fic (which was the mg vs shin one) is literally like 952

Ok, that's really interesting! I like the concept! I don't think I've ever seen Fatal and LB paired together, so that's a cool idea.

Now, if they were to do it (And Fatal were to become stable enough to focus on anything other that his Papyrus goal), then I think them opposing those 2 could for sure happen.

There would be a few hiccups and questions about some of the specifics and logistics, (And personally, as Jackpot's co-creator, I wouldn't necessarily want to write a full-blown "story" with him, that has a climax and all. I want him to be another toolkit in UTMV storytellers's toolbox, a new lego figure to add to the lore if you will, and doing a whole story beyond backstory and oneshots interferes with that a little bit), but overall it's certainly interesting enough to warrant consideration

As for how I write fics above 1k, I think the question is really funny. I always feel like the amount I write is too short, no matter what I write. But generally it's just kind of that, trying to prolong the pacing to make it feel more natural. I had to postpone Jackpot's crashout like 3 times because of it, LMAO. But yeah, I think it's just a learned skill really, and a personal writing preference.

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[irrevocablecondition]

ran here from the last question sorry -- i always thought tiktok pays so well! how are influencers using it as their main source (not that i think youre lying im just curious)

you ran SO fast omg hello usain. also woah the double dash? i'm a big - fan but -- ?? you might be putting me onto smth here

putting it under the cut because ew yucky money talk

i'm SO open about money so i literally don't give a fuck sharing all this.

essentially: tiktok moved from the Creator Fund to the Creator Rewards Programme in a lot of countries which is so much stingier and awful.

RPM: this stands for reward per mile (1000 views) and it's different on each video !! they take into account a lot of things but the main ones are average watch time, search performance, regional distribution of views, what % of the views are highly engaged followers, advertising values. the HIGHESTTTT my rpm has ever been is 0.36. so for every 1000 views that fit all of these (and more criteria) on that ONE specific video, i get 36p. and then the next highest is literally 0.21

like it's PENNIES.

AND this only applies to: videos seen on the fyp - if you go through my account to watch them? doesn't count - and videos over 1 minute long. so even that one with 36p every thousand views? it's done now. because it's no longer really on the fyp because it's been more than the couple of days that videos actually stay there.

so what these influencers do (amicharlise spoke about this recently) is brand deals !! nearly all of their money comes from brand deals - esp because a lot of influencers don't do 1 min + ?? i'm thinking people like tallulah and that gang, it's usually quick videos besides GRWM and stuff like that. so it's mostly brand deals that actually give them enough money to use tt as their job

subs are different !! you can choose from tiers: i chose the lowest of £3 and it all goes towards surgery anyway, and people choose between a one off or a monthly payment. there was also the option to put in your own price but £3 was the minimum and what sub gives you - sub chat, sub only lives, sub only videos and something else that i can't actually remember. OH!!! stickers. stickers to use in tt dms.

like tt does NOT pay people unless they have a lot of subs and they put the price higher, and idk if yall have noticed but theyve added ads to peoples videos? yeah, that doesnt go to the creator. it goes to tt.

so it's always quite funny when i get dms or comments yelling at me for profitting off of fandom because it's like,,, buddy. the amount that i have made (including subs) to go towards my surgery? doesn't even cover the overnight hospital parking 😭😭 ACTUALLY LMAO: each stitch that my surgeon uses is £75. it does not even cover ONE STITCH.

LIKEEEEE i promise yall i am not exploiting people for money 😭😭 "tHe PrIvAtIsAtIoN oF fAnDoM" get outtttt of my dms 😭😭 it's not coming out of your pockets 😭😭 (unless you voluntarily choose to support via sub which gives you access to a PERSONAL discord, not a FANDOM one, and then that is the privatisation of me, not fandom. OH ALSO!! i have said that i won't be doing sub only vids etc because i feel bad restricting stuff from wider fandom)

so uhhh yah :D

tt does NOT pay well if you're in one of the countries that changed to CRP instead of creator fund

[navy-leader]

Little question: How do you see the relationship between the four Hollow Heads?

A little complicated ! in the fewest words possible

I like to switch up my headcanons for these guys cause theyre just fun to play with and different relationship statuses give a different perception to their interactions but the one(s) ive been mostly going off of is:

- They are not siblings, and the only thing in common in anything of similar regard is being made from the same creator

- They have a weird intrinsic connection with eachother, i like to call it soulmates but its not the same way as youd think. They take on features of the other(s), which ive shown visually through their eye colors

- Weird reincarnation bullshit atla style but not exactly because noone is dead for realsies. I think i best explained it in this post, however with the added addition that victim is NOT DEAD..so we just dunno whats going on orz

Now onto the specific pairings:

- Im a big fan of chodark so youd often see me draw em in a more romantic way, but i like em in whatever form they come in, the important thing is theyre fucked up together. They are crazy codependent, being the only company eachother have for like?? 8 years?? They drive eachother crazy and fight tons but theyre all they have so they still cherish their bond. Communcation skills 0. Dark is a lot more peppy about life, while Chosen's taken to sulking more often than not but he tries to cheer up for Dark's sake. They both have their problems, Dark still tries to attack Chosen on a regular basis because of his coding, and Chosen has been trying to recover from everything that happened from noogai's pc, they try to make it work 👍

- Countering the first point on this response,,, i like Chosen and Victim as twins,, i feel it adds a layer to their (what could be) relationship, sharing the same face, same woes with their origins, but turning out sososo different but still The Same. Makes me feel some typa way

- Victim and Second are sooooo special to me, i hope they interact in future episodes;;;; The first creation all jaded and wrathful about its creator, and rightfully so! Having been given the worst end of the stick while the other, the latest creation, young and hopeful, treated the best out of all his predecessors and given Everything that they never gotten. Victim is mad salty about all that and hugely envious, but hes more on exacting his revenge on noogai and making Second watch. In another world they couldve been friends, animating/drawing buddies perhaps...

- Chosen and Second ! Weve already seen what their dynamic is (or atleast in that specific situation) so ive not added more to it. Honestly been treating their relationship as a rebound from chodark,,,,,,, Yakno chosen just got out of the house to actually talk to other people other than Dark, finds a nice sunshiney stick to his dark and gloomy demeanor and things are good ! Their relationship could be something really special if they were to find themselves in a different situation than the one theyre in;;;

- I honestly do Not know what Victim and Dark would be like together other than the crackship of "evil girls who make out with eachother as their exes watch" but yakno ! Hollowhead Whore Saturday. Honestly it depends on what kinda villain victim is and how dark is like after getting her ass handed to her

- Weve seen Second and Dark but other than that i think if Dark were alive and got to hang out with the others and Second, she would be scared shitless of Second or Dark would act as a high and mighty bastard and Second gets a bit pissed off about her attitude at some point

This got a bit long but hrhrghrheh the hollowheads r so special to me,,,the one common thing about them is originating form the same creator and they all turned out so different and yet they have so many similarities between eachother hrhrgrhrggrhhrhr

[jammingsweetjams]

> "HIHII!!! HELLOOO!! Look, a new buddy!!"

Ay! Hi there, mod speaking, and I would like to welcome you to an RP blog all around my 2 Dandy's World OCs, JamJam and Bowie. PFP drawn by me!

This will mostly be JamJam, BUT you're always able to get Bowie in some asks, if you'd like :))

MOD NOTE!! Bowie and JamJam are both adults (like any other toon) and they are not in a relationship, but should you ship them? WHY NOT!! I don't really care. They're not related, ethier

And for OOC? Don't worry, it'll be tagged accordingly, you'll know.

< "Oh, there's new ones now? Good to know.. Just be careful."

Now ei, ei ei, IM ON VACATIO there are some RULES ya gotta follow! But don't worry, they're simple, like..

- Basic DNI, just don't b weird

- Joke asks are fine, but taking your asks seriously is super appreciated.

- Don't be RUUDE to any real person (like the mod or people interacting with the acc, let things be colourful rainbows here (/nsrs)

WHAT TYPE OF ASKS/OTHER STUFF I ENCOURAGE?

- Angst asks, I LIIIIIVE for the angst.

- Practically anything (but suggestive/weird, mods a minor ere)

- anons!! yeah!! magic anons, etc, you'll get your own taaag if you plan to show up more :3 you can also roleplay as toons or your own OCS, too, which is SUPER encouraged!

- just use your creativity, let us have some FUN!!

important mod note: I do NOT support the creators of Dandy's World. Please don't go around jumping me for anything related to it.

(almost every ask answered will have a neat doodle like this! maybe even a lil comic.)

ABOUT THE MOD AND TOONS DOWN BELOW!!

ABOUT THE MOD:

Hihi, hello, it's actually me, @jammysheadspace, however you found me, nice job! As you know, I am a minor, romanian, a furry etc etc. I hope you like Interacting with those two sillies, and i can even add your @ in this blog (if you rp as a toon or OC) as someone jamjam/bowie knows! All only if you wish to :))

Not much to put about myself here. Let's get onto the toons, then!!

ABOUT THE TOONS!!

JamJam:

JAMJAM is a jar of strawberry jam. She is SUPER friendly, no matter who you are, or what you act like!! She can even like someone like SHRIMPO.. Ahem, here's all about her!

As for Bowie! I don't have as much info on her as JamJam (aka intro card, ability etc etc) YET, so if I do make them, I'll just put em here, but have a lil ref!

She is also friendly, though on the more concerned and "shy" side. Very careful and ALWAYS is worrying for someone.

And she, ofcourse, is a Medkit.

She has a sister named Belle! Though that's someone else's OC who doesn't have Tumblr.. I'll link em here if i DO get that friendo to get this app.

Both Toons use She/Her! I don't think I'd mind you using It/It's for them (because toons)

TAGS, COORDINATE YOURSELF!!

#> " ASKS " - should be self explanatory.

#> " JAMJAM !! " - blog/posts that include JamJam in it.

# < " BOWIE !! " - blog/posts that include Bowie in it.

# < " REBLOGS!! " > - can be ooc or ic.

And sometimes, you may see tags based on a funky anon. That happens to anyone!

..I don't have any yet.. I'LL ADD EM HERE!!

THANKS FOR READING!!! now get to interacting, hehe!

[lixenn]

A SECOND ASK FROM ME HAS HIT UR ASKBOX TODAY…!

I'm curious on the method on how she uses her flames to disarm traps! Just from this section, it looks like she really knows her stuff!

"dark blue (the same color as her son’s eyes)" -- AWWWWWWWWW 🥹🥹🥹💖💖✨😭✨ IM SO SOFT I MUST DRAW HER!!! I can imagine that's also the same color as her late husband's eyes?

Does she have any favorites in classical music? Personally, don't get to listen to them a lot but when I do, one of my faves and the one that really makes me soft is Clair de Lune (Debussy); I wonder if she likes that too? She can even play the piano, so I can imagine her playing her fave pieces with that!

not a question but --- If she truly wanted she could have taken an officer position instead of her current job but she prefers being in a support role since that lets her spend more time with her son. --- I AGREE WITH THIS MINDSET. Chill culture >>>> Grind/Hustle culture (Hey Chief Dan, I hope ur listening right now 👍✨)

also dave wtf jsfhshvfshd what happened to dave the first time it happened? like the shampoo-switching? Did Valerie fall for it or did her instincts guide her to avoid the hair-dye?

We got a lot of hm Valerie loves her son here, but I also wonder about the other side. What is Valerie like in Maximilian's POV?

*faces this ask like it's the final boss in a JRPG*

I- I will beat you! YOU WILL NOT DEFEAT ME!!!!!

*insert exterme warcry here*

---

So... Heya Ein! It's been literal fucking months since you send this in but I haven't forgotten 🫡 I just procrastinated the hell out of it because the ask required research and also because Val doesn't tell me jackshit. She's quite the reserved lady... Keeping quiet even to her creator... The audacity!!

Anyways I finally come to deliver some answers! (which will be under the cut because long lmao)

Traps Disclaimer: I don't know traps. I don't know how to research traps either tbh. So I'm kind of winging this answer in the hopes that it makes at least some kind of sense.

Vals's analytical mind, observant nature and love for puzzles make it easy for her to identify and pick traps apart even when she just started out as an assassin. Her engineering studies also gave her an upper hand in the subject. So her disarming of traps is mostly analysing the bigger picture and then disintegrating the part of the trap that would do you harm with her Storm Flames. This means that while she sometimes just needs to take care of a small part of trap (for example the trigger that would set it off) at other times she just needs to get rid of the thing in its entirety or even spring the trap because everything else would be too much of a hassle.

Eyes Thank you for wanting to draw her 🥹🥹🫂💜💜 I haven't tried it myself yet because I'm honestly not sure on how to do her justice (<- this user doesn't know how to draw wrinkles in her style to safe her life) but dear @discendia actually did an absolute fantastic job of it, so now there's a Val visual!! As for her sons eye colour: Yes, he shares the same eye colour than her late husband (may he rest in peace 🙏).

Favourite music This might have been the most difficult question to answer simply because I don't know music OTL. I do enjoy instrumential music a lot but I don't know classics, which made answering tricky. Thankfully @myrmyrtheorca came to my rescue and saved my ass 🫡 You're a gem buddy!

Val has a fondness for waltz because her husband and her often danced together to it so we have:

Dmitri Shostakovich - Waltz No. 2

Aram Khachaturian - Masquerade Suite - Waltz

This one isn't a waltz but it's the kind of upbeat and fast paced she also likes Hungarian Dance no. 5.

Tchaikovsky - Valse Sentimentale okay this piece is less one of her favourites and more kind of a theme song for her and her husband because when I listened to this I got a lot of... bittersweet sad vibes and that reminded me of them.

I honestly don't know if you can play these pieces on piano? I would think if you could she would play them (music is really one of my weaknesses sometimes). But Val doesn't just like playing piano she also likes listening to classical music even going on live concerts for it when she has the time.

Chill culture Unlike certain other people I could name, Val has a very healthy work life balance which is mostly based on the fact that she was unwilling to compromise on her time with her son. It was hard at the beginning but with time and experience she got into a rhythm which she maintains with stubborn determination. She rises and sleeps early. She takes scheduled breaks. Vacation days aren't gathering dust and she will go on sick leave if needed. Unlike Dan who needs to be dragged from the office more often than not (he's also in fact not listening lmao).

Hair dye And it wouldn't be a proper Ein ask with me throwing in a snippet, would it? It's a bit on the shorter side but here you go!

Steaming hot water ran down Val’s back, washing away sticky sweat and doing wonders for the tension in her muscles. Training had been rewarding but her body wasn’t what it used to be, long since worn down by age and numerous injuries. Heat helped but something always complained even on the good days.

That’s the cost of living, I suppose.

Humming a nonsensical tune Val turned off the water and blindly reached for her shampoo bottle. She squeezed some product into her hand, eyes still closed and ready to massage it into her hair when a sharp smell reached her nose.

Val froze.

She gave up scented shampoos and soaps decades ago when subterfuge and stealth took priority over unnecessary comfort. With time reaching for the simple products on the shelf became a habit she never saw the point in breaking. Most of the fancy stuff irritated her skin anyways, it wasn’t a huge loss.

However, this begged the question:

Why the hell did her shampoo smell like ammonia?

Brightly coloured hair and a mischievous smile came to mind. Talking a mile a minute about how she would look great in red.

That little brat!

With a wave of her hand, Flames sparked to life, ridding her off the dye staining her skin. She left the bottle and its nefarious contents alone, better to have some evidence as backup just in case.

She dried herself in record time, put her wet hair up in a bun and grabbed some fresh clothes out of her closet. Her shirt was still half unbuttoned when she reached for her trusty naginata, ready to make a pesky little nuisance regret all his life choices.

---

^so yes Dave got caught and Val was not amused. He survived her warth but definitely needed to pay Varia medical a visit.

Maxi Val's love is equally returned by her son. Their relationship isn't without conflict because even though Val tried her best she was still extremely busy in her early assassin days, needing to leave Maxi with friends for days during her numerous missions. But he learned that he will always be her priority and that she will always come running if he calls her. Somtimes Val can get a bit overbearing because she's super paranoid that someone will take Maxi from her the same way her husband was burtally ripped from her life. Maxi tries to be understanding but he has limits (and he's a teenager) so he sometimes storms of in a huff to sleep over at his friends after they fight.

[faye--marie]

faye's personal hcs

y/n is having an online lecture and how your boyfriend characters react to it

faye: helloooo everyone i just woke up and i have a hc in mind that I'd like to write and hopefully you guys would like it!!

reminder: your boyfriend is rated 18+ so if youre a minor please do not play it and respect the creator's wishes! i myself am a minor and as much as i want to play it i do not intend on breaking fuboo's heart ;;

tagsss: @invertedmindinc

🍬PETER insert your name for peter🍬

"you're up early- what are you doing?"

upset that you're busy for the rest of the morning and you can't have breakfast with him like usual

makes you great coffee

sits next to you and observes you

you tell him to go ahead and watch the television instead of distracting you

1 minute later, "Y/N DARLING,, IM BOREDDD"

hangs around and constantly stealing kisses from you, sniffing you eveywhere

you're forced to turn on your microphone to ask a question and hush peter down

because of your clumsiness, you forget to turn off your mic and everyone can hear you and hornee peter down the other end of the line

"miss l/n, please do your dirty talk another time"

you aggressively shake peter off your arm and quickly turn off your mic, feeling flustered with a light blush on your cheeks

"peter you are so done for-"

🐯lucy🐯

"AW BABES WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOU HAD AN ONLINE LECTURE??? I CANCELLED ALL MY PLANS FOR NOTHING ;(("

invites her "study buddy" over

they were so loud that you couldn't focus on your online lecture

quickly slip yourself into the kitchen to get a quick snack

when you thought they were in lucy's room but never mind they're making out on the countertop

"seriously guys?! i have an online lecture and cant you be considerate enough to shut your asses up-"

they look at each other and start it all over again

you groan and escape from the kitchen, feeling grossed out

🐢TK🐢

"how's my little study hard buddy doin'?"

brings in food every single 30 minutes to make sure you're full of energy

doesn't bother to stay in your room to avoid distracting you

"hey y/n! i need to go out to get more groceries! will you be okay alone?"

they come back home with an ice cream bowl in hand for you: banana split with two scoops of chocolate and a scoop of vanilla with hot fudge on the vanilla and sprinkles on both scoops of chocolate

"a little something to cheer your busy day up ///"

for your 30 minute break both of you spend time playing video games and sharing your banana split

"im stealing the last scoop of this ice cream" they grin

👤don williams👤

"what do you think you're doing up early in the morning?"

grunts because you disturbed his morning sleep by breaking a plate

slowly struts back into his bedroom to continue his beauty sleep

your lecture ends earlier than expected and you consider making coffee for yourself and don

you find don sitting at the balcony

both of you are having short chats but mostly staring at the view ahead of you

don takes his laptop to finish up some errands and promises to spend movie night with you

you leave him to his work and curled yourself in bed for a nap

[why-am-i-here-someone-save-me]

This is a random story about a group project of screaming that just happened like 5 min ago.

WARNING: SWEARING A LOT OF EM

For more context here are my friends that I'll refer to as:

T

the tomboy of the group. Chaotic and loud friend but is really friendly. Oh- also meme material

C

Calm and collected. Not exactly the mom friend but they hang out every now and then. Also REALLY good at art

G

The good friend. they always make sheets and explain to us about the subject. Help with subject that we struggle with (looking at YOU history and meth- math)

R

The one that roasted everyone lmao- ok it's more of an insult than a roast but idk what to call them but yeah they're pretty cool

And me UP :D

The....one that somehow gets into this group...? Idk what to describe myself.

This is basically how the conversation goes lol-

UP: ok-who will write? Cuz my handwriting is shit-

T: hey-

UP: NO

T: :(

R: UP got a point. T handwriting is not a doctor but a FUCKING SNAKE-

T: UP R is bullying me again-

C: ok Shut up. R you'll write most of the assignment. And T... You'll write SOME of it.

G:I'll help :D wait did you bring the book? Y'ALL BRING NOTHING HERE?

UP: I got the book the highlighter the pencils-

So T and R got to write while G told them what to write and me and C 'decorate' it

R: UP YOU'RE COVERING THE DAMN BOOK-

UP: IM SORRY-

C: UP Your flowers is so fucking weird-

UP: IM SORRY-

*next page*

C: UP STOP FUCKING DRAW STARS YOUR ART SKILL IS SHIT JUST SIT THERE LIKE A CABBAGE

R:T WTF? JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE BI DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T DRAW A STRAIGHT LINE- (ok I made that one up sorry if this offend you)

T: IM SORRY-

R:YOU ******** GO SUCK A **** *****

The teacher behind us: ....what-

It's a disaster.

Ok now for the genshin related stuff-

T: doesn't have a genshin account but they're a SIMP

C: have an account but kinda abandon It- ar 14 I think? They like chongyun and call yae ears the chicken neck thing- I forgot English

G: my genshin buddy. Likes all the cute stuff. Main kokomi keqing yae but mostly kokomi currently building shogun.

R: doesn't have a genshin account cuz potato phone.

But imagine if instead of 1 creator. There's 5? And we are just like power rangers or something lol-

R: who is confused about wtf is going on

T: who is simping for zhongli and ayato

G: who asks for kokomi signature and (tries to) touch gorou tail

C: who is hugging qiqi but have no idea about how the world works

Lastly: me who is showing venti how jumping off a cliff is faster than gliding-

If imposter au we would definitely be dead why?

Only 2 of the group knows most of genshin knowledge

We're noisy AF

archons vs humans who can run faster?

W e a k.

This is the order of who can survive the least to the most imposter au.

UP

2 words medical condition. I won't say much but walking is hard. (And copium that my friendship lv is enough)

T

Noisy and because of their friendly nature. They might not survive

G

Physically weak but can use genshin knowledge

R

Although survival instinct is important. The lack of genshin knowledge is fatal flaw

C

Knows a bit of genshin and is the strongest of all of us.

Btw this is not a request lol just a random thought. But if you want to write about it you have my permission lol- ( even if you do how do u name them? I just give you random letters)

And yeah that's it.

…Jesus Christ that was one hell of a trip just to read 0-0

[sodasober]

ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I POSTED, GAMERS. SORRY FOR YELLING IM VERY EXCITED ABOUT SHARING THIS. So, my homestuck hyperfixation has definitely died down, but it will always hold a place in my heart even if i try very hard to kick it out.

my new hyperfixation is Stray (2022). anyone heard of that? everyone who wasnt born yesterday mustve heard of it at least once.

well, im thinking of merging those two today. Thats right, YOUR CAT GAME, TURNED HOMESTUCK. enough of the rambles though. lets get into it.

So people may ask, soda what the fuck, how will you do that. well. buddy. im not gonna make robot versions of the trolls, it would be fun but... no. neither will i go the other way around, though that would also be fun. I only assigned the outsiders some classpects. i've never done that before except for simple friendly inside jokes, but here i go.

First off, i gave them extended zodiac signs, because it definetely helps with classpecting in my opinion and also its fun to analyze. for Clementine, i got Arist.

Sign of the headstrong. Rust, prospit, time-bound.

anyways, the way i classpect is usually reading about the different aspects, and then make class the second thing i decide.

I used the elimination method for the classes; do they steal (aspect)? do they destroy it?

I also go with the secondary things, for example princes lacking their aspect.

Adding onto that, Clementine, arguably, lacks of time, because she is on the run from Sentinels.

I also don't care about genders assigned to classes, mostly because I'm not a huge fan of it, but also because They're robots.

Conclusion; Clementine is the prince of time.

Okay? okay. thats one obligatory aspect out of the way. next we have Momo.

For Momo, figuring out the sign was a bit hard, but thats not very important. He'd be a Piga.

Sign of the designer. Fuchsia, derse, space-bound.

This one was a bit difficult, and i ended up giving him a not so well known class, which means most of this is from speculation.

Heir.

I went off the definition 'one who receives (aspect)' and you might know where I'm going with this.

Clem and Zbalt leave to midtown and ant village respectively. Doc goes out to test the defluxor. Momo is given lots and lots of space, despite never asking for any.

Need i say more?

Conclusion; Momo is the heir of space.

Next is a character, that I don't really know that much about. So this one is a bit tricky and not as good and thought out.

Zbaltazar. He'd be a Sagira.

Sign of the tenable. Indigo, prospit, mind-bound.

I was absolutely obsessed with making zbalt mind-bound, you dont even know.

I don't really have much to say. He'd be a page, i think. Creator of mind. Because his whole thing in the game is meditating, it seems. feel free to prove me wrong?

Conclusion; Zbaltazar is the page of mind.

AGAIN I DO NOT KNOW THIS CHARACTER WELL, SO DONT EXPECT IT TO BE SUPER ACCURATE

anyways, on to Doc. the one i had the most fun classpecting :-)

He'd be a Virpia. Jade mostly because of the caretaking tendencies, don't judge me for that okay...

Sign of the perfectionist. Jade, derse, light-bound.

I'm proud of myself for this one. Light fits Doc both in the aspect sense, because of knowledge, and because he made the Defluxor.

On that note, he'd definitely be a knight. Serves through light. He used his knowledge to make a weapon against the zurks, which was super important for him to come back home and also for the kitty to safely make it through the sewers.

It also occurred to me that, if we take the speculations as a fact, and knights serve what there is little of in their session, it fits as well. The walled city is full of neons, but no natural light. as for knowledge, im not sure if it also fits that rule, but it could. Also when i say session generally its BEFORE the session there wouldn't be a lotta light, (meteors would kinda destroy the fucking walls and shit) but either way.

conclusion; Doc is the knight of light

so lets repeat all of that

clementine, prince of time momo, heir of space zbaltazar, page of mind doc, knight of light

feel free to add your own opinions if youre in both fandoms.

this was a fun one time thing, haha. hope you enjoyed reading it at the very least :)

[pwnyta]

Some Pokemon doodles at 3 in the morning as ya do.

Arceus’ shiny little reapers. Yanmask, Drifloon, Mimickyu, and Shedinja.

Gellers babies are ready for the cold weather. As am I. Delilah has some objections but Dillas never seen the seasons change and hes excited for snow. Hes adjusting well to the modern era and a new family.

After coming to terms with his sudden blast into the future and learning that murdering your kingdom rivals is frowned upon Omar has begins to adjust to the modern world. He says ‘thanks I hate it.’ (So many new foods are worth the trouble tho.)

The Chi crew: The glasses theyre wearing are (mostly) for intel/communication.

Gadget is the big boss lady of the Chi crew. She has a bit of a gamer temper while working where she will seem like shes all fun and games but she will throw a controller or punch a hole in the wall... When shes not busy she spends her time in Pjs and a good book.

Anisos is perfectionist inventor. He made his own Porygon named Two (dont ask what happened to ‘One’), He introduced Two to a dubious disk and Two not wanting to disappoint It’s creator agreed to use it but it really scrambled poor Two up. Anisos feels endlessly guilty about it and vows to care for and protect Two until he cant anymore. (Two is actually significantly stronger than Anisos, but its the thought that counts.)

Tripwire is a sensitive little android. After Its last upgrade Its personality might have gotten a little messy but the power and intelligence boost was worth it (for Its job... maybe not so much for Itself). Trip is a little twitchy and often repeats Itself but is a kind droid, It sticks close to The Creator (Anisos) despite Anisos’ insistence It can do as It pleases and encourages independence.

Trip before the disk^ It replaced It’s legs because theyre lighter now and its easier to float. It barely ever walks anymore.

Deep Blue is a mute (not really) member of the crew... who also works in Deoxys’ lab, Dex thinks hes highly suspicious but he gets his work done without issue so he just keeps an eye out and lets him be. Because hes quiet others tend to enjoy his placid company not realizing he likes to gather info and will use it against anyone he must. Probably the most ruthless of the Chi gang.

Grey is a bit of an over achiever and thinks Gadget isnt that great of a boss so is gunning for her position. Shes very organized but super inflexible in her thinking which puts her at odds with some of her contemporaries. She has a particularly hard time dealing with Trip whos the hottest of messes.

THESE GUYS EXIST.... IDK if im satisfyied with their design... WIP. Maybe. Or I’ll get over it. Bugsy, Diplo, Cross and Uda--v

Kappa crew is about done... the little degen weirdo crew.

The Phi crew:

AH HAHA! TO think I was like imma draw a nice colored image of the Phi crew.

I did this dumb drunk twink and was over it.

Is this the appearance of a believable spy?

And the higher up Psi crew.

Hermann and Leon were friends as kids and lost touch but found themselves in the same crew! Hermann is quite surprised his old buddy is now in this line of work but hes happy to have him and will beat the ass of anyone who messes with him just like the good ol days!

Mosaic hates being on Psi division because Father Mistletoe and Perma are three crazy weirdos and Parallax stole the only other fun crewmate (Decibel) and she cant even complain about it because Father will absolutely kick her ass. He dont care. If only she can be in Kappas crew.

Father, Mistletoe, and Perma I think Ive posted about before so ... w/e

[craftmanatee]

Dread X Collection 5 Review!!

Another Dread X Collection after a while! As always, it is me, and a friend playing through the games together. He picks a game and plays it, I spectate. Then I pick a game and play it, he spectates. I know that it means we never had the opportunity to spook ourselves all alone, but the games are a treat and are fun to experience with someone else. Read my review of each game, and the outpost 3000 hubworld! Anyways... This Dread X Collection is weirdly the weakest collection. Hear me out...

Me and my buddy ol pal were reminiscing of the previous collections.

1, 2, 3, hunt, coming up to this one and we concluded that DreadXCollection 5 is the weakest but for disappointing reasons. Mainly, the games. The general theme of this review is how we mostly disliked the games, or found them unremarkable. But there are glimmers of some really good games, and choices in general. Let us Start with...

Game X: The hub world

The hubworld of this game is a Chucky Cheese esque little playground restaurant with animatronics and all that jazz. Called "Outpost 3000" that has the theme of 'aliens' and typical extra terrestrial aesthetics.

This might be the best mechanical Hub world of the collections simply because it had some engaging gameplay and semi-forced us to play a game before continuing on with the hub world.

(Previously, on The Hunt, we did the entirety of the hubworld and then played the games. Outpost 3000 forces you the pacing that you deserve)

However, I still think the 2nd collections House is the best. The third collection wins in aesthetics, its progressive darkness was awesome. The Hunt was thematically fitting.

Speaking of themes... Outpost 3000 to me continues the illusive story of the dread x collections but fittingly in a thematic way, where the hubworld itself eludes to the otherworldly being corrupting the world to be an extraterrestrial itself. But that does not say much, you can see how much effort we put in figuring out the Dread X story ;)

One more thing, The theme of the games are also so much harder to pinpoint. Many of the games had similar warnings, like "Play with headphones, because audio is important here". So that might have been the mechanical prompt, but the story prompt could have been "Becoming a part of a horror entity" or "Aiding the horror entity". The story that is revealed within the comics is a good similarity to the many stories of the games. There are many similarities, although not all follow my theory exactly. Another one could have been collectibles, or easter eggs. But we never bothered to complete them in any game.

Still, I think im 90% close.

Game 1: Gallerie by Shakles

I was the player

Gallerie gets the overall rating of Pretty Good Gallerie was a pretty surrealistic game. Its funny, spooky, confusing. Its so many things like the raving colours it bombards you with. I encountered a few bugs but we worked around them. It had many mechanics, and then actually stringed them together in a good way. It is hard to summarize this one, but all I will say is that it was actually pretty good, and, somehow, the creator knows everything about it while I struggle to understand most of it.

The translating parts is the wackiest hectic interpretations ive been forced to do.

Game 2: Karao by Stroboskop (Sylvio)

Friend was the player

Karao gets the overall rating of Alright

Karao was this, plunge down the rabbit hole esque depressing insanity ride. It felt a lot like silent hill in some of the aesthetics. The game itself is mostly linear, you trying to find your way, and shoot some women with guns. I dont know what to say much about Karao. This is the first where me not being the player hindered me truly feeling and understanding it. It kinda got forgotten as we went down the list of games.

sorry.

Game 3: Vestige by Philisophic Games

I was the player

Vestige gets the overall rating of Ok

So... this game had many opportunities to be so much more than it did. In the end, it was... annoying, easy and annoying.

The start of the game, figuring out where the plants are, the rooms etc made me tense up simply because you only control with your mouse, point and clicking the environment to go to. This clunky control scheme made me think I will struggle, but the real gameplay is just...

Playing a game within a game, with a cheap random jumpscare that kills but is easy to avoid from time to time, while the game within the game also being annoying.

But its not... terrible. Its soo in the middle for me. It caught my attention then kinda... did whatever it could do... oh well.

Game 4: Spirit Guardian by Nikk F.

Friend was the player

Spirit Guardian gets the overall rating of Pretty Bad

Not outright bad, but... pretty bad. Spirit guardian feels so buggy and makes no sense. It has made the effort of some style, but it does not mount up to much. The puzzles, the mechanics, the story. So mediocre. It is so dark, yet there is literally limited amount of batteries for your flashlight. Its not that scary and kinda made us angry.

Game 5: Beyond The Curtain by Matt Reeves

I was the player

Beyond the Curtain gets the overall rating of Great!

Beyond the Curtain is very walky-simulatory, but then things actually get you to consider giving ATTENTION to it... ahem.

The look and feel, the atmosphere is what this one was mostly about. Yet it also had some actual gameplay considerations. This games sound design is the winner of sound in this collection. It was all appropriate and visceral and tense. Great ending too!

Game 6: Ludomalica by iwilliams

Friend was the player

Ludomalica gets the overall rating of Great!

Ludomalica, puts everything into place pretty well, you play this board game, walk around the house and entice the rules. Then it tries to scare you as it shuts off the lights or opens the door.

We really did not feel much for it until... well... I cant spoil it.

Lets just say that, it wasnt a real scare, it was a scary realisation. And it was so clever, it caught us off-gaurd. Maybe we should have seen it coming, but whatever. It was a really good horror trick.

The rest of the game kinda sucks, kinda. You kinda go and do the same things, but with increased difficulty.

Still, this was pretty simple yet iconic.

Game 7: Rotten Stigma by VisceralError

I was the player

Rotten Stigma gets the overall rating of Meh...

pppfffff.... this was... fine, but, didnt do much... It was run of the mill silent hill homage. shoot the monsters, spooky vibes (but not spooky enough for me), and some puzzles or whatever. I did not care much for this. Forgettable. Sorry.

Game 8: Resver by colorfiction

Friend was the player

Resver gets the overall rating of Pretty Cool

Resver is a linear walky simulatory game. Where it shines tho is in its experience. It has this very cool grungy style, making a lot of itself have a difficult time to be interpreted or defined. Which adds to the horrors when they happen. Nothing scary imo, just a nasty soft panic. Which is a unique feeling to tap into. It is pretty short, but good!

Game 9: The Book of Blood by Darkstone Digital

I was the player

The Book of Blood gets the overall rating of Good!

This game is a mish mash of many mechanics. Its closest comparison would be five nights at freddies but actually good. But also not good since there are a few mechanics that suck ass, or arent used.

Regardless, you think you are stuck in one place but then you have to go out into the darkness. I must say, the presentation in this game was really good.

Being caught never really threatened me as the QTE was easy, also maybe bugged out and didnt let me press on some of them, loosing me a life. And the "Peek out window" mechanic also never got prompted for usage, even if I peeked out to see if I would catch the intruder.

This was good. It wins in presentation, theres a lot of cool shit put togheter.

Game 10: Hunsvotti by Roope Tamminen

Friend was the Player

Hunsvotti gets the overall rating of Best game in Collection!

This is funny, confusing... The game invokes the feeling of being bullied. Its such a shitty feeling but the game kinda does it very well. Im surprised to the "horror" of this game being the feeling of getting bullied. What the fuck, lol.

Regardless, it is great. It has some oddly surprising mechanics (Namely, when you are at 1 hit away from dying) It has a satisfying conclusion, and we even set out to loose on purpose to see what would happen. We werent disappointed.

Game 11: We Never Left by FYRE games

I was the player

We Never Left gets the overall rating of Could have been the best.

We never left is this investigative game where you look through the life of a supposed serial killer by reading papers, listening to tapes and... playing his game.

A lot of awesome buildup and reveals. I must say, this game was great, I loved it. Especially when sound got put into play.

Its biggest, and I would say absolutely horrid drawback, which might have been our fault, is the FPS when all lights are on. It has such a horrid FPS, I was looking at the floor or ceiling when moving around.

The optimization of the game was terrible. The worst

But I still feel like I got what the game wanted to give me, and it was a nice little video they made at the end as well!

Game 12: INTERIM by Phantom Sloth Games

Friend was the player

INTERIM gets the overall rating of Bad

Short, controls mostly suck, story didnt do anything... just bad. It felt so buggy, terrible jumping, yet was a platformer at one point... Gosh, just... not good. Im sorry.

Like, we are forced to run up vertically away from a monster, by jumping and walking over planks you have to set down, and then in a cutscene fall into the monster anyway...

gah, thats just... not good.

The only thing that it got going for it, is some of its style, thats it. It wasnt funny, maybe it tried to be tongue and cheek, but we didnt feel it.

Conclusion

So as you can see, not all games were horrible, but not all games were awesome or amazing. This collection had the most middle of the road set of games, and was not memorable.

Sure we had some moments, but then it dies out.

It wasnt the POGGERS from The Hunt or the Stapling of Squirrels The 3 Skelle bros or Seeing a ghost at the edges of the screen The Crazy Moon austronaut The "What the fuck" of Rotgut or the uh oh of Summer Night Nothing really stood out from this collection like before.

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

ok ok ok quick thoughts. im just gonna dump quick khux spoiler thoughts in here

PART 1 gio screams about the finale

LUXU IS BRAIN I WAS RIGHT KINDA 

lauriam and erlena saw flowers and thunders first thing in the real world and said “im gonna make that my new personality”

so now dark road being a khux sidestory makes sense :^)

it also makes sense why xehanort is Like That. sees darkness/gets darkness/wants to get rid of darkness because in a previous life darkness fucked up everyone and/or darkness is kinda annoyed they got fucked up by some meddling kid and their cat

ok but like seriously we have time travel, body/heart hopping, dream travel and NOW REINCARNATION?!

NOMURA ISN’T THE SERIES CONVOLUTED ENOUGH

nomura literally heard me saying that i dont care for the dream eaters and went “bet”

i am looking respectfully at sigurd

pov you’re crying about braig calling ephemer his best friend

and now we speculate lol 

ephemer is confirmed to be the creator of scala and is called “the first keyblade master”, so does that mean nobody knows about the master of masters?

or that ephemer is another of MoM vessels?

MoM reincarnation???????

im js if the reincarnation plot is now in action the “sora is MoM” theory could actually make a little more sense

by now its pretty much confirmed skuld is the mysterious girl lea and isa talk about but lets be real knowing nomura he could pull a super uno reverse. nothing is sacred.same goes for ven. like i can assume the figure who approached him was xehanort, but at this point who the fuck knows

brian is odin change my mind

ok but then what about the chirithy we find in the final world. what about em. is it actually ventus’ chirithy, or maybe someone else’s? like if it’s in the final world chances are they’re dead, but. i think it’s the player’s chirithy at this point who was just happy to see one of their friends’ buddy alive and well

i honestly cannot WAIT for strelitzia to come back in dream eater form. i know she’s gonna. please. please. please dream eater streli PLEASE

an oath to return

look it’s the third game that ends with that i think we have the new kingdom hearts title right there

yes it could be the title of the next saga but I WANT TO BELIEVE

i don’t think it’s gonna be KH4 because 1) all single-number kingdom hearts don’t have a subtitle 2) Sora Is Missing 3) no single-number kingdom hearts has no trinity trio but.

3.5? 3.8??? who knows

speculation is it’s mostly riku gameplay in quadratum at this point. i wish for half game being riku and half being kairi training but i don’t want to disappoint myself :^)

please the E3 is just around the corner if i hear dearly beloved i WILL cry

[ravenbara]

Witchy Wishlist, WA, USA

1. ART of my children.  I have two green cheek conures and a siamese cat and have also had a jardine parrot.  I love them, they are my life and ANY form of art of them absolutely brightens my mood for days, feel free to search my blog for Momo, Zodi, Harry and Boris or contact me for as many reference pictures as you want.

2. Craft supplies! EVEN HANDMEDOWNS AND USEFUL SCRAPS.  my favorite things right now are modern embroidery with cotton and six strand floss and stitching on felt with pearl cotton.  but i also spin my own yarn, crochet like mad, sculpt, papercraft, paint (mostly watercolor but also love acrylics) etc.

3. PIctures of your critters! I am animal obsessed and would love to get to know your pets.  I personally am most fascinated by birds and cats but i also love and live with some lovely dogs and think reptires and aquatics are so cute.  Sorry insect lovers, i would prefer not to see pictures of your babies but I’d still love to hear stories and antics!

4.  Art/free image sourcing help for oracle decks i love to make.  I am not strong in my 2D art skills but ADORE making oracle decks over on thegamecrafter.  if you have images that we can use free for commercial use (either original images or common use license stock imagery to play with) I would love to partner and format a deck, can be entirely up to you within the options i have available or you can keep it up to me.  I just enjoy the formatting and finding filters, borders, etc to make the images a cohesive deck. OH and if you take me up on this, i’ll make sure we both get a copy at cost but if we decide to list for sale we can split whatever proceeds happen (if they happen, to be honest, i’m not great at advertising)

5.  Tarot/astrology lessons/mentorship.  I’ve been super interested in both topics but feel like a novice in both.  I’m a diviner already but my focus is on intuitive oracle tools.  SO if you have the patience to hold my hand and either talk with me about either topic or even just help send me research to read would all be super helpful!

6.  Essentials for me and my pets.  The birds always need food and toys, and the cat always needs food and litter and cardboard scratchers.  With how little income I have right now, this is a legitimate need in the next couple months that would be lovely to not have to worry about next purchase cycle.

7. Go give love to a favorite online creator of yours, and show off their work to me! I will definitely respond with some of my own favorite folks!  2D art, videos, games, artisans, crafters, artists of any kind.  Give them love and let me see their awesome work!

8. D&D tutoring! I’ve barely ever played but am obsessed with a couple podcasts (currently catching up on Critical Role) and have the resources to run a handful of one shots and even a campaign and a half (gotta love patreon) I would love someone to just explain whatever they think is relevant to playing and DMing and let me ask questions!

9.  TEA!!! I love adagio.com   https://www.adagio.com/gifts/gift_card_gift_of_holidays.html  that is the link to their gift cards, but if you have any recommendations or want to talk fancy flavored teas i’m down for that too!

10. SWITCH GAMES,  i am forever in love with animal crossing but love adding to my game library, top of my list is Pikmin 3 right now, it just looks so stinking cute.

11.  SOCKS.... so.... i have a bit of a long sock obsession..... and the one company i know and trust for my long socks in my (plus) size is sockdreams! as long as it fits me i am totally cool with you picking out what you want to get me but they also make the cutest giftcards.  They make pride stripe socks of various lengths (their plus sized genderqueer over the knee socks are what i have on right now XD) and they are the comfiest things.  Fancy socks are a serious weakness of mine and i love them. https://www.sockdreams.com/ecard.html

12.  Movie buddy! I have a few movies that i know but havent’ seen in years cuz they have gross memories attached to them.  Like i ADORE the cats stage musical and have a dvd of the films stage production... but i can’t watch it by myself because my brain goes south really really fast.... so! if you are up for sitting with me on IM/DM and letting me chatter about the movie for the whole length of the film, let me know! (you can be watching along or not, up to you!) CATS is the big one, but les miserable is one as is repo the genetic opera and practical magic. 

13.  https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2R83PY8OPR14Z?ref_=wl_share  (amazon wishlist link)

HAPPY WINTER and I hope you get many gifts in return!

dm here on tumblr at ravenbara or send a non-anonymous ask

if absolutely can’t contact on tumblr use raven.bara@gmail.com but tumblr is more reliable for me to catch the message

[zwerfplaneet]

I REALLY want to see some stuff go down with path and mirage. Like yeah, I've kinda shipped them but thats not why because there's no chance they'd actually get together. Mostly I just want to see mirage get really flustered and path being super understanding. Idk I just think it'd be cute.

you and me both buddy!!! and the other way around too, Love the thought of mirage helping to find path's creator??? them just being supportive of eachother?? hell it doesn't have to be romantic, im content with two characters having a healthy mutually supportive relationship of any kind at this point

[b3grim3d]

60 to 96 for the salad rat

asmr syn puts this under the cut because look at all those questions dnsjkfds

What would be their dream vehicle?

like those motorcycles with the side car dsjnfkhds fae cant have any vehicle though because faere too heavy dsjnkfhds

What is their favourite book?

bold of you to assume this bastard has ever actually read a book in faer life

Who, in their opinion, makes the best food?

in faer story, fae would say reggie makes the best food but joey Does make good milkshakes

Are they approachable?

in applegate you do not approach the salad rat, salad rat approaches You

Did they ever change their appearance?

no unless you count faer fat fuck form

What makes them smile?

bastard crimes and abby

Do they like glowsticks?

yeah!

What is something that is simple, but always makes them smile?

good food and nap and again abby just being HImself

Are they a day or night person?

fae prefer night!

Are they allergic to anything?

no unless you cant things that kill plants as allergens dsnjkdcs

What do you, the creator of this OC, like most about them?

i guess the character arc im gave fae? like fae start out as a highly defensive asshole as fae’re finally given a chance to feel and express emotions and fae eventually learn how to acknowledge and express other emotions and become more stable :)

Who is their ride or die?

pygmalion and abby

Do they currently have a significant other? If not, are they going to get one later one?

fae dont have one rn! but wow ish how come you get 2 partners

What attracts them to another person?

bastard crimes mostly

Who is one person that can always make them laugh?

canonically abby and ellis, non canon zach and rose lemonade tbh dksjfds

Have they ever partied too hard and their friends had to take them home?

bold of you to assume fae have ever partied

Who would be their cuddle buddy?

canonically fae dont have one, otherwise its faer big bro and litol sib

Who would cheer them up after a long day?

reggie!!

If they had a nightmare, who would they run to?

no one fae’re billy no mates in that department

What object to the care for the most?

faer fanny pack sdnjkhcds

Do they like other people’s children?

not really nsjkhjds

How would they react if someone broke into their home?

cronch rights!

Does anyone make them have butterflies in their stomach?

abby! however fae dont register that as being flustered so fae just eat 10 orders of fries to cope dsjnfkds

What is something that they are good at?

murder, bastard crimes, analyzing people, cronching, making mac n cheese

What is their neutral expression?

resting bitch face

Do they like to cook?

no dsnjkhbjdgsjbds

What is something they can’t leave home without?

faer fanny pack that has a few each things of clothes in it sdnfjds

Who is someone that they rely on?

nobody tbh

Do they liked to be tickled?

not at All dksjfhbdcs

Have they ever been a sword fight before?

nope dsjnkds

What is a joke that they would find funny?

super morbid jokes

Do they have a place that can go and turn off their brain?

i mean the lab fae were made in can Literally turn faer brain off snjkdhs

What was their childhood like?

what childhood snjkddhjsag aaa but technically fae had a horrendous childhood of being a guinea pig for experiments and for trying to get maise socialized only to be left nearly mauled to death constantly

What are they like as an adult?

fae technically are an adult! fae’re an asshole

Do they take criticism well?

typically no

Have they ever jumped out of a plane?

no and fae would prefer not to

Who do they like to make jokes with?

canonically sometimes with abby! otherwise with sea thing or laz because crimes jdsnfds

[sleepii-moth]

Speak, oh creator of parallel worlds, share your vision with those of us that bare no face but only ears

oh buddy..

oh buddy you have no idea what you're getting into rn

i might.. do it in an actual story format too..

im gonna start with uh character backgrounds/personality first lets see ummm im gonna do tommy-

Tommy wasnt born in the royal family, no, thats obvious when you look at royal family paintings/photographs of him and the King standing next to eachother. He's always been scared of his adoptive dad, and he doesn't exactly know why?, maybe its the cold expression he always has, or the lifelessness in his eyes? Maybe its because Tommy never got to spend much time with him? Kings are really busy afterall...

Although Tommy never really saw his dad, he definitely didnt lack parental figures. Darnolds family were the Kings private chefs, but considering the fact that the King was almost never home, they mostly just made food for the other castle staff and Tommy. Tommy grew up around the Pepper family and quickly became very close to them. At first they felt bad for him, his dad was never there, and he never had a mom, so they all took it apon themselves to take care of Tommy.

Growing up Tommy didn't have many friends, he'd spend most of his days, inside reading or playing with Sunkist. That all changed when he turned 10, and Darnold had gathered up the courage to go with his parents to work one day. Now, Darnold and Tommy didn't become friends right away, Darnold had always been very shy, and Tommy had always been cautious of new people, but eventually they warmed up to eachother and became close friends.

Darnold would often spend many nights in the castle with Tommy, having sleepovers and making "potions" (things like root-beer floats and strange concoctions made of various random drinks they found in the kitchen), and staying up at unreasonable times playing video games.

Eventually Darnold decided to work as a chef at the castle, just like his family. Him and Tommy often still stay up late together and are still very good friends.