#moving suuuuucks

[birb--birb]

I am physically incapable of packing my room up at normal hours it's always 1-3am that I'm most productive I swear

[t4tails]

oh my god the final boss has a fixed camera angle. are you shitting me

[official-susie-deltarune]

i changed my mind, moving sucks (<- is in the cleaning up and getting rid of things step in the moving process)

[foundationsofdecay]

wtf did i do that my chest has been hurting for a few days straight now :-|

[apollo-zero-one]

CHANGE IS SO HARD

[xquinny]

"You suuuuuck, Simon!!"

"Shush, I'm trying here."

Your scream echoes all over the ice rink, with Simon struggling to keep balance on the ice with those bloody shoes. Why the hell would you even nag him to go with you if neither of you knows how to ice skate?

And, you were not even the one that trying to stand up and push a person on a damn seal! The thing that helps beginners to balance and also for another person to sit on it, and now he is trying to push you around while trying not to fall his ass down on the cold ice.

"Move slower, dear. You don't want me to fall, do you?"

"Or even better, stand up with me."

[jammatown919]

Camp Fam sick headcanons because I enjoy doing this

Sammy

Very used to being taken care of while sick. Growing up, being sick meant the day off from chores, lots of comfort from her family, and a fresh batch of her mom's chicken noodle soup. When she moves out and goes vegetarian, Yaz takes care of her and makes her a nice lentil and veggie soup instead.

Came down with the flu while Yaz was in Wyoming and it was genuinely one of the most depressing weeks of her life. She felt like absolute garbage but was still 100% responsible for taking care of herself and all her animals, and she had no one to even comfort her. Thought about texting Yaz that she was sick in hopes of at least getting some sympathy and well-wishes, but ultimately decided not to.

When they get back from their Biosyn adventures, Sammy immediately gets sick from all the pent-up stress. Yaz takes care of EVERYTHING for her. Every chore, everything that needs to be done for every animal. Then she makes a pot of lentil soup and clears the afternoon to snuggle and relax. Sammy cries with relief.

Likes to rewatch Esther Stone when she's sick because it's just fun and nice and low stress because she already knows all the plot twists.

Can't sleep with a stuffy nose. Takes a lot of hot showers, boils water and breathes the steam, and uses one of those temporary relief inhalers, all so she can breathe easily enough to fall asleep.

Usually bounces back pretty quickly. Most of the time, she's back to her normal self after a couple of days.

Yaz

Especially as a kid, often pushed through illness and insisted exercise was the best medicine. Would only voluntarily skip track if she was coughing, because she accepts that running is bad for respiratory illness, or if she literally couldn't get out of bed. Her mom also wouldn't let her go if she had a fever.

When she accepts that she's down, immediately makes it her mission to speedrun getting better. Gets a TON of sleep, only really wakes up to eat and take medicine.

Sammy must strike a delicate balance between satisfying her instinct to dote and actually letting Yaz rest. She gets some extra blankets to make the bed as comfy as possible, makes her tea, and holds her while she naps.

Appetite goes way down when she doesn't feel well. Sometimes Sammy has to feed her soup, and she only eats it so her girl won't worry.

On the flip side, when she starts feeling better she is RAVENOUS.

Will never, ever live down that time she didn't accept that her illness was that bad and tried to go for a run, only to pass out halfway across the ranch. Sammy came looking for her and LOST HER MIND when she found Yaz laying on the ground. One hospital trip and firm scolding later, Yaz tends to stay in the house when she's under the weather.

Kenji

Not used to getting any attention when he's sick. As a kid, he got medicine and that was about it. His dad was too busy to sit with him, and he didn't like asking any of the house staff to comfort him. He would soothe himself by imagining that his mom made the soup he asked his private chef for and that she was hugging him instead of it just being his arms around himself.

Still a MASSIVE whiner though. "Ughhh my head huuuurts, my hands aaaache, this suuuuucks" all day long, but continues staring at a screen to play videos games despite complaining of headaches.

When he moves in with the Bowmans, he gets a taste of actual care and sympathy for being sick. Darius and Brand do tease him a little for being such a baby, but they still make sure he's okay and hang out with him, and Mrs. Bowman makes sure he's set up with good food and lots of water.

When he moves out to his trailer, he figures he's on his own again, but the next time he gets sick and texts Brooklynn to whine about it, she shows up at his door the next day. He's already feeling better, but the gesture means the absolute world to him.

First starts to feel like he's losing Brooklynn when he tells her he feels sick and she gives the same detached, clinical treatment he always got as a kid. She hands him some medicine and goes out for the day (working on some lead or other). He never tells her how hurt he was by it and he keeps trying to make it work with her for several months after that, but he never really shook the feeling that her care for him had diminished.

Down the line, even if they don't get back together, she still shows up for him more as a friend after realizing how much her absence hurt him. If he's sick, even if she can't go to him physically, she hops on a call to hang out with him and DoorDashes soup to his trailer (and pays a massive tip for making someone deliver so far out of the way).

Ben

Didn't get a sick a whole lot as a kid because of his obsessive sanitizing, but he HAAAAATED it whenever it did happen.

Germaphobe behavior. Constant showering, changing his sheets every day, doing extra laundry because he has a specific comfy shirt he wears when he doesn't feel good "but I can't wear it twice without washing! I got my germs all over it!"

This changes significantly post-Nublar, as his constant need to be clean has changed into a fear of being too clean for a couple of years as part of his fear of reverting back to what he sees as a weaker version of himself. He wears the comfy shirt for as long as he's sick and just washes it at the end. He showers because he wants the hot water to make him comfy. He could not be bothered to change sheets until he feels better.

He actually gets sick less often post-Nublar because all the dirt and grime and exposure strengthened his immune system.

However, it was quite a shock to his immune system in the moment, and he spent a chunk of the time he was alone with Bumpy VERY sick and thinking he was going to die. Because of this, he does still get stressed out when he's sick and often calls Mae or Sammy (whoever has her at the moment) to "put Bumpy on the phone" so he can feel close to the one who made sure he survived that time.

Likes to eat berries when he's sick. They're good for the immune system, and they remind him of Bumpy keeping him alive and helping him learn to take care of himself.

Darius

While he's living at home, especially as a kid, gets snuggles and cuddles and nice warm meals from his mom.

However, everyone in his house has some kind of trauma surrounding their loved ones being sick due to what happened to his dad. A cold won't bother them, but if anyone is genuinely bedridden, or if they don't know exactly what's wrong, everyone in the house is stressing. Darius takes to downplaying his symptoms to avoid this.

Learns to take care of himself for the most part, especially after he moves out. If he REALLY needs help, he calls Ronnie.

Hates doctor's offices and hospitals and only goes if he feels it's absolutely necessary. Even so, he doesn't like to go by himself, but he doesn't want to trigger his mom or Brand by taking them with him. Again, he asks Ronnie for support, or a bit later down the line if he's dating Brooklynn, she goes with him.

Starts letting himself be taken care of a bit more if Brooklynn moves in with him. She's not the best at caretaking, but she does really cheer him up, and canned soup prepared with love is still a nice gesture.

Likes to eat spicy food when he's sick. It clears his sinuses, and he feels that it kickstarts his recovery.

Brooklynn

When she was younger and very much daddy's little girl for both her dads, they would dote on her a lot whenever she didn't feel well, but she eventually got annoyed with the extra attention and didn't like being fussed over. She appreciates them and knows they mean well, but she is a little prone to snapping when she’s sick and irritated.

Being sick is the biggest inconvenience in the world to her as someone who grew up on camera. "Goddammit, I had three videos to film today and I look like SHIT". In the present, she gets pissed if being sick interferes with following up on a lead or anything to do with her work.

Still a workaholic. When she was still making videos, she would dedicate her sick time to editing whatever footage she had or, when in doubt, making an "I'm sick" vlog. Nowadays she spends her sick days organizing leads and evidence, writing about them to keep track of everything (or for her next expose), and rereading everything she's written about her current case to make sure she's not missing anything.

Kenji learned very quickly to leave her the FUCK alone when she's sick. He may like attention and someone to hang out with him, but she wants space and quiet.

Darius does not get this message no matter how many times she tries to give it to him. He's happy to give her space, but not to let her overwork herself when she's already unwell. The only thing he hates more than his loved ones being sick is his loved ones getting sicker because they won't just take a break and rest. He will have full-blown arguments with her that she doesn't fully understand the root cause of until she makes herself so sick one day he has to take her to the hospital, and she realizes how genuinely triggering it is for him to see her in a hospital bed hooked up to IVs, and listening to the heart monitor with this absolute terror that she's going to suddenly flatline like his dad did (even if it's not that bad, he just can't stand it).

After that, she tries to be more understanding and tolerant because she sees where all this concern is coming from. She still wants to work, but she'll put the laptop away instead of powering through a splitting headache, and she'll take a nap so her body can fight her illness better. Anything to avoid forcing him to see her like that again.

[mrcrowblargs]

Death Stranding 2: Episode 3 pt 1

Hello Australia! Feels similar to the first game in which we're getting to the meat of things and spending the most time. Spoilers under cut!

Who needs therapy when you can go portering again. Met some of the Magellan crew. I want to know more about the kitty. Tarman and Dollman are both likeable.

Goodbye Mexico, hello Australia. The Plate Gate sequence was neat and I see we have the 5 entities showing up again. Happy that Sam gets to keep his pants while going through.

More meet & greets. I don't like where the UCA has gone with letting APAC/APAS/whatever lead. Privately owned AI compay analysing the will of the people to determine government... feels a little musky. kojimbo predicted the future again. I don't like the President guy, especially since he seems to have an antagonistic role in the BB flashbacks. Same fucked up teeth past and present.

Charlie offering to take the voice of one of the previous cast was such a fuck off move, like, I saw them in the opening credits and thought we'd see them all again but NO!!!! Charlie is taking their voice. "A voice you can trust." Makes me wonder if Heartman's appearance in the trailer was actually Heartman or Charlie. Anyway, I chose Die Hardman because, well, familiarity being called up all the time lol. I do love Charlie's facial animations and his sparkle-smile.

Dollman grew on me instantly. It's like everyone knows Sam is grieving so badly and are like, hey, need a therapist buddy? he seems to be genuinely looking out for Sam. Spino is very suspicious but im like HE'S JUST A LIttlE GUY YOU CAN HOLD HIM AND THROW HIM AND HE WONT COMPLAIN IF YOU MAKE HIS SUIT BRIGHT YELLOW

Oh yeah, new BB flashbacks. Seems to be a shoot out / escape struggle like with Cliff before. Based on what I know from trailer, it seems like Niel's POV? But also how does this reflect Other Lou I don't knoowww

I don't like Australian BTs. Of course they are extra trying to kill you. Found out later that these types can see, and their eyes GLOW big time when they lock onto you. I don't think they can see very far though. Easy to take them out with grenades, but sucks to get caught by them.

Giving all the structures extra active abilities was neat. When I read that shelters had an active BT repellent I was expecting a golden shower but glad that it's blood.

Liked the first few preppers. Seems they are recovering from a recent armed conflict and their rhetoric "we're all australians, we should come together not fight" felt very Aldiirn. I've been noting some of the slang they use so I can sprinkle it into Aldiirn's dialogue haha.

I've spent so much time puttering around with roads and standard orders. Poor Fragile is like, Sam, please, take care of your mental health, rest and talk to people. And I'm like, who needs therapy when you have ROADS.

I've been making a lot of use of the trike as you can tell, but since I got floating carriers recently I think I'll take those to build some more roads. I've turned into one of those people who has to build them from offline. There's a bunch going by Lone Commander that don't go anywhere useful yet, but I'm gonna fukkin build them.

Still figuring out the new weapons in game. The melee stick is fun if you're not getting shot at. Strand is still king for stealth, but I got a silenced tranq pistol that's fun too. Also a sniper rifle, but it's loud and alerts everyone so you basically get one shot off and gotta run. Preppers suggest strategies so I'll have to try following some of the combos to make best use.

Got a big welcome party at the city and an old friend showed up! with a big new friend!!!! Functioned similarly to a catcher fight except with multiple weak points to disable its functions, it was pretty fun but my aim suuuuucks.

By this point I hadn't noticed that Other Lou has a stress bar, it shows up with icons that go from ☹️ to 🙂 to 😄 with the current state highlighted. It took me a while to realise and for a while I thought Other Lou just didn't get an equivalent to autotoxemia because, well, BT baby. but after the battle I looked and was like "Uh. What's Tentacle mean?"

Sam. baby. i think your baby is sick.

and then dance party! yay! The music player is nice though if you can use multiple playlists I can't figure out how to switch. I'm pretty sure Dollman is using the likeness of the music artist for most of it but maybe his original appearance for that last shot? It's so silly but it was really endearing so see Sam bopping along in the background.

Anywho not done Episode 3 yet, but I am determined to keep working Standard Orders and build some roads before proceeding. I'm kinda itching to go back to Mexico to trying and 5/5 people there but I think I'll wait until I unlock trucks.

[a-holiday-ever]

It occurs to me that Krampus Puzzles ref is still on my main and I didn't move it over here. Time to fix that

Character Reference:

Mr.Galaxy/ Mr.Stageplay/ Krampus

BACK COIL IDEA FOR HIS TAIL CAME FROM

@change-name-later and their cool headcannon for how Mr.Puzzles tail would look!!! Thanks for the inspiration!!!

And his minion: Krampus.TM

Literally a walking Teddy Bear

He only sends people who he sees as irredeemable to hell..... (False: he is also super fucking Petty and will send people he doesn't like to hell)

His TV shows and Movies SUUUUUCK

Goes by many names, but ironically does not have a name he could use in a Social Interaction amongst adults. Hes never had to have one for that

He gives people multiple chances to redeem themselves before torturing them to death unless you're a pedophile/dictator/genuinely horrible person

He typically never sends Children to hell, and opts to adopt them and raise them as his own until they eventually forget him and move out

He DOES NOT have Cannon!Mr.Puzzles powers

Being a Negative Deity, all these good deeds do absolutely nothing for the man's powers. They just make him happy

That being said, even though he is not as strong as he COULD be ...... He is still one of the most dangerous deities to live

Didnt always have a TV head and doesn't talk about it

Hates the colour Blue (on his own body and on christmas items)

The biggest dork loser you will ever lay eyes on, he is just a little guy

He does have a short temper... But its STILL unlikely that anyone would meet the short end of that stick

If hes being attacked he won't defend himself unless he sees the attacker as irredeemable

#1 Hal Monitor Hater after he finds out what that man is doing (he doesn't start off Knowing in the story. That comic was a peak into the future)

Doesn't like being scary or dangerous so covers his body up.

He is The Poly KING!!! He will date just about anybody regardless of gender or species! He would be one happy man to have 50+ husbands, wives and they/them partners (obviously excludes children)

Unfortunately while he Flirts a BIG GAME.... He won't take a relationship seriously until his partner makes it REALLY OBVIOUS that they are interested. He flirts but he doesn't realize when someone is actually interested in him. You could hand him a wedding ring after years of seeing him and he will not understand what is going on until you make it clearer to him. Then he will break down sobbing and say yes ❤️

Krampus.TM has 2 braincells

Listen to its father

Get hugs from its father

Will not listen to anybody that isnt Krampus but unfortunately does not have the brain power to identify Krampus differently from a stranger opening their arms to the lil guy

Can do Mitosis

[the-blackholeus]

My Daedric Princes Human Form Headcanons

Over time, my little mind began to picture some of the inhuman daedric princes in human forms. I thought I might share them through headcanons, given that I suuuuuck at drawing humans 😅

Molag Bal

Somehow, it is extraordinarily unsurprising that Molag Bal has a human form. And to the frustration of many, especially for those who hate his guts, he was objectively incredibly good looking.

He is tall, standing at the end of 6/at the beginning of 7 feet, and as such is much taller than the average guy. He enjoys the looks of shock every time he is confronted with a mortal, and feels superior when they are forced to lift their heads to speak to him.

His eyes were still blue, though the glow has retreated to a somewhat normal iris with cat-like pupils. He simply liked the look of that, and quite honestly, the compliments he gets from the ones that are attracted to him boosts his already enormous ego.

His hair is short to mid-length, reaching just far enough for a small braid. He keeps it in many different styles to keep the appeal to mortals -males and females alike - fresh and his most-used ones are open, small bun, skillfully braided, or just a simple ponytail.

He is immensely tuned, his body broad with hard muscles. His skin is heavily scarred and on the pale side, though quickly browns when exposed to the sun.

Being of good physique, he, of course, wants to show it off. This means that the armor he wears is sparsely, showing off as much as possible while simultaneously also providing somewhat of a protection, consisting of a steel-loincloth accompanied by thick leather pants as well as shoulder blades. The rest of his chest and stomach, however, is exposed.

His lovely mace of course still rests at his right hip, attached to a belt that held his loincloth up. It is easy to reach but also very visible, and he enjoyed the immense discomfort once it is spotted by a mere mortal. Oh…if they only knew.

Hermaeus Mora

Hermaeus Mora's human form is certainly unique and may be one of the most recognizable ones that the Daedra ever have taken on.

He has chosen a body of unbelievable height, towering over any sort of mortal by ranging between either 8 or 11 foot, looking down upon every creature that dared to speak to him.

His eyes have stayed the same, though they were now two, surrounded by black lines that only intensify their already natural glow.

His hair is absurdly long, its mist-like strands that always seemed to move as if they were tentacles swirling around him and pooling at his feet, making him appear as if he was dragging darkness itself behind him. Surpassingly, he does occasionally braid it into an elegant, single braid, doing so when he moved through difficult terrain where the strands were more of annoyance than anything else.

His pale skin is littered with shifting tattoos that appear to be words, changing with every breath he takes. They were barely visible in light, but they glow once he stands in the dark, making it impossible to miss when he wants to be seen.

He is wearing a long, black robe that covers his entire body, his hands mostly hidden in the long sleeves that cover them. A hood is resting on his upper back, used when it is raining or snowing. If is wearing any sort of footwear is unknown.

Hermaeus Mora is also hiding a weapon within the folds of fabric. Two long blades half as long as his height, covered snuggly by cloth as they rest either on his back or on his hips. They are quickly reached, led by an experienced hand that does not only possess wisdom but also strength and have caused the death of many people...

Mehrunes Dagon

Mehrunes Dagon is maybe one of the more unlikely ones to have a human form, but surprisingly, he does have one.

He is taller in height, definitely towering above most mortals at the relatively consistent height of 8 feet. He just enjoys watching them squirm when they are forced to lift their head to meet his gaze, aware that should he decide to use violence against them, there is nothing they can do.

His hair is shorter on the front yet long on the back, the latter braided into a thick braid. He does occasionally wear it open, though prefers to restrain it so it would not disturb him in whatever activity he is doing.

His horns are something he wears in the form of a crown resting snugly on the crown of his head, fastened into the strings of his hair so it would not fall during movement.

His body is covered in thick armor, colored red and black to resemble the skin he wears when manifesting into the Daedra form that we all know so well. In colder area, he also has a cape with him that he uses to protect himself from low temperatures. He maybe a Daedra, but committing to a full human illusions came with its own issues, and he found the feeling of being "cold" especially uncomfortable.

His weapons, ironically enough a collection of four, are hidden all around his body, easily reachable for him and yet still perfectly shielded from sight. It still is quite ridiculous to think about when the obvious thread of such set-up is mentally discarded.

Malacath

Malacath rarely ever "lowers himself" to a human form, despite being able to do so. He sees it to be beneath him, preferring the form of an orc much more than the one of a puny human.

However, that does not mean that occasionally, he finds use of what he crafted, mostly doing so to secretly roam through the mortals' realms, taking it in through his own two eyes and by being directly present, fooling the mortals with the belief that he was a mere traveler exploring the world.

He isn't unnaturally tall, ranging within a mortal's reasonable height at 6.1 feet with well-toned skin and fine msucles. He can of course change that, but he does not see a reason to do so. His tallness had stayed the same ever since this manifestation's creation.

He has short, spikey black hair that he keeps in a rather unique style, the tips always facing backwards and slightly tilted upwards. It was an alternate way to have his horns.

When it comes to clothing, he keeps it light. He does wear regular pants and boots with his weapons either strapped to his back or resting at his hip, but when it comes to covering his upper body, he prefers to be free of any bothersome fabric. Only when he is in cold regions, he throws on a coat that is quickly rid when it starts to get on his nerves.

He still wears orc jewelry, refusing to take it off. That was something he was not willing to compromise, no matter the situation.

Peryite

Peryite's human form is...certainly unique and, despite being rarely seen, very recognizable when one does not know what to look for.

He appears as sick and frail, his body a tall but lanky form with grey skin and not an ounce of fat or muscle on his body. From afar, he is easily mistaken for a rough Draugr, a fact that heavily amuses him.

His grey hair is long, thin, and frail, looking as if it was desperately missing the minerals necessary to finally bloom. It is either open or hangs from him in loose, sad braids.

He is wearing thin, rather revealing armor with the majority of his upper body exposed, only his shoulders shielded by shoulder blades that seemed to be made of green dragon scales.

His weapons are strapped to his sides, looking broad and heavy, impossible to wield with such thin, frail arms. However, despite their physical appearance, he is still a master at wielding them when he had to. And he had to do that surprisingly often. Too often for his taste and his patience.

Due to having no fat and muscle and given that his human body is surprisingly sensitive to temperatures, he does not do well in sweltering heat or freezing cold, thus mostly only found in areas with somewhat regulated temperatures. He does have a coat for the latter that is tied around his waste, but it does fairly little to help.

[vampyre-bytess]

Hi everyone, my name’s Kris!

Little intro post cus now I can see you can pin stuff to your profile! I’m an old tumblr user that has decided to come back since social media for artists fucking suuuuucks! I’ve been using tumblr since 2010 and stopped around 2016?? For some ungodly reason I moved to twitter and that just wasn’t good for me, started posting more to insta… that was fine but there’s no community there, y’know? I think now’s a good time for my comeback lol

I’m a professional graphic designer by day and an illustrator by night. I looooove to draw and in my spare time I make things for my Etsy shop. I live in Toronto, Canada and you can totally make fun of me but I’m hella Canadian lol

I looooove Splatoon (pearlina stan for LIFE), Pokémon and Sonic (chao are my #1). I also have OCs I like to draw and loooove vampires, hence the username lol!

I just love to draw whatever I want, which includes…. A lot of fanart hahaha

Here’s my meet the artist thing! Look forward to making some new friends! 😄

[emerald-dragonflame]

Art Style/AU Challenge PT 2: My Hero Academia's Style

Part 1 and Explanation here

I understand now why people hate lineart... thin lines suuuuuck. I don't think I captured the MHA style all that well, and I'm not entirely sure what exactly it's missing, but I hope it's still somewhat recognizable. Also, the names of the Flying Serpent Crew is subject to change in some AUs if I feel it works better with the story I'm telling (I'll put their real names in parenthesis so it's less confusing)

Backstory:

buckle up, this might be a bit wordy, but I tried to make it as brief as possible

Lady Drake: The Dragon Fire Hero

Quirk: Dragon

She has the ability to fly, breath fire, and have super strength, along with the ability to be resistant to fire

Taiba was born in Nigeria and immigrated to America when she was less than a year old with her parents and 3 other siblings. She's very cut off from her native country, and is the only one of her 3 companions that adores her adopted country. Making it a little difficult for her to really connect Bruce (Brosmýr's name in this AU), and Victerico, since their both also immigrants.

She had always wanted to be a pro hero, especially after her quirk appeared. In this AU, I headcannon that America in MHA, the way that you become a pro hero is either by 1. simply passing a test, like for driving or a GED, or 2. going to collage specifically for it, and Taiba went to college. This is were she meets Bruce Ficsher, her future partner and husband.

They both start their own independent company after college, of which I don't have a name for, yet.

Nightingale: The Feathered Lighting Hero

Quirk: Harpy

He can fly, is crazy fast, can control lightning, and can mimic voices and sounds, but only if he's heard them before

Bruce Ficsher was born and raised in Ireland for most of his childhood, but when his father got a job in the states, they moved there when he was a teenager. Due to this, he's still a little bit bitter at his father for forcing him to leave his friends and family to go to a country he barely cares for.

He's pretty down for the 2nd amendment tho.

When he was born, he... very much looked like a baby bird, bulging tired eyes, chicken wings, and all. He did eventually grow out some down feathers, but it didn't really help the teasing from his classmates. That is, of course, until he got a lot bigger than them. He was always referred to as a bit creepy, and being a bit of a loner didn't help.

Bruce wanted to be a hero mostly because of that. He wanted to show that even if he wasn't the most appealing looking hero, he could still do good. That he wasn't condemned to being a villain. That all he ever wanted to do was help those in need.

He was fine just simply talking the Hero's Test and shadowing under a Pro until he could get his full license, but his parents had other plans. So they sent him to college, where he met Taiba.

During their college days, they butted heads a lot. However, forced proximity made them need to start to work together (their powers worked very well together), and they learned that they were a very good team.

They started dating their first year together, and got married before they even finished college.

Captain Serpent: The Water Snake Hero

Quirk: Water Serpent

He has the ability to breath under water, use hydrokinesis, and glide in the air. He, however, can't fly

Victerico left his native country of Spain and when he was in his mid twenties. He is the eldest of the three, being in his early 40s, and is the one that was the most down on his luck.

You see, Viterico came to America on the hope that he could start a new life for himself. A better job, maybe find a wife, and start a family. However, bad break, after terrible luck, after bad timing led to him being homeless and jobless. And would have rather die than live like that, so he became a villain.

Due to his quirk making him look like a sea monster, Victerico decided to hang out in rivers and swamps, lying in wait for people to scare. When he did, they would either run, and hopefully drop something valuable, or he would threaten them until they gave him something valuable. It was awful, but it worked.

After a couple of years of doing this, he was captured by Taiba and Bruce, however, this would turn out to be his big break. For you see, Viterico was the only witness to a murder that had been perpetrated by an infamous serial killer.

He helped Lady Drake (Taiba) and Nightingale (Bruce) finally catch (and sadly kill) the villain, and in turn, the two of them heard his story. They rescued him from prison, on the condition that he become the third member of their agency. Viterico accepted, and after taking the test, and shadowing under the two of them, he became the latest member of the (name pending) Agency.

Main Story:

This is getting long, so I will try to make this brief; their agency ends up in Japan after the appearance of All for One, coming to try and help by their own volition. I imagine that they would want to try and help the students of UA. And with Bruce being a huge language nerd (seriously, if he wasn't gonna be a hero, he would've been a linguist), they were able to get along just fine in Japan. Coming into the main story of MHA after the Provisional Hero License Arc, trying their best to be both protectors of the UA students, and help with the expanding crime after All Might looses his power.

Single Portraits under cut ↓

[fractallogic]

I am cleaning up the papers in my office and have reached that critical point of decision fatigue

Or maybe just fatigue-fatigue, because most of what I’m doing is shred/recyclable, which are pretty easy decisions to make, and I just don’t want to do it anymore

But there is less and less stuff in my house! I threw out the box of spare wedding invites and thank-you notes! I posted things I’m getting rid of on Facebook to see who else wants them! I’ve shredded most of the papers that have identifiable info on them (and I’m waiting for the shredder’s motor to cool off again so it’ll work again)!

The next scary thing I’d need to tackle are the boxes under my bed, because there’s a LOT of shit in them that I don’t really need and that would really travel better in other totes (and at least one of them is pretty broken from my various moves (but mostly the one to PA because those movers suuuuucked), so it needs to be trashed and I can decide whether to replace it or not)… and it would frankly be really exciting to not move with them again and pare everything down to not use them

I AM MAKING GOOD PROGRESS

[dirtreally]

The ideal toy/action figure is

1) a robot: even if its a really good action figure of like a person or whatever theres always gonna be some disconnect because you cant fucking hide the joints man. And even if you can people just do not articulate like that. If you move your arm your body stretches too. If your toy is a robot it becomes way more convincing as a gestalt being

2)poseable as fuck: rheres so many insanely detailed figurines of like batman or whatever the fuck and hes got bulge definition and kevlar and whatever the fuck but hes a-posingand you can only rotate the arms. Whats the fucking point at that point man.

2.5) it should specifically also have an ab crunch. Ive seen third party transformers that can do an ab crunch while rotating the upper and middle body sections independently and that shit is crazyyyyyyy. It for real adds so much life and presence to poses. The bastard thing about normal hasbro transformers is that they will never ever ever ever make one that has an ab crunch and it makes me so so sad

3) it should transform and/or combine: u gotta give me something to do with it man. Tangentially related but city/base transformers suuuuuck.

Uh huh yeah man thats a city

3.5) it cant be too big or small: if its too big then playing with it becomes insanely unwieldy. The big transformer toys have also had historically awful articulation because of their size. If the toy is too small Its Fine but like deluxe - voyager - leader class ones always feel the best in hand ino. This is why i do not fuck with diaclone.

4) it has to come preassembled it cant be some model kit shit. Sorry im not a real one. Im not about that life. I built a cool (NON GUNDAM!!!!) robot earlier this year and i attached his arm wrong and didnt realise until after i cemented it together and im still recovering. Generally speaking model kits are also mostly hollow inside so theyre less weighty and feel less good to play with.

5) it cant be TOO stylised. This is probably the most contentious one since this is more just a result of me not being The Target Audience but like. Transformers animated optimus prime should not fucking exist in the material realm.

This thing doesnt want to exist. Of course theres the inverse of this where they try way too hard to make it realistic and its like a hypergreebled thing but like thats basically a problem only a specific genre of third party figurines have. The bayformers toys were really good imo cuz they had a lot of detail but still felt very much like A Touy

FINAL THOTS

Every night i see them in my dreams

I know one of them doesnt have an ab crunch but squeezeplay more than makes up for it with the headmaster gimmick and the insane fucking alt mode. Sometimes Just Balling Out Works. This is why i have injector and hes one of my favourite designs transformers has ever done. They for real need to do more shit like him and less Another Guy That Transforms Into A Car But This Time Its 2% More Show Accurate. Its not like i deliberately only fuck with transformers that transform into animals BUT they gotta start finding weirder vehicles to make these from. A helicopter made out of rocks does not count.

I know theres other transforming toy franchises but theyre always either some boutique shit where each toy is 200 dollars or sentai. Which has the problem of not having a lot of articulation (this is fine because these are meant for like 8 year olds but also i straight up dropped boonboomger because every combination theyve given the robot has sucked ass and not even in a fun way like zyuohger). I know theyre doing smp minipla versions that are way more poseable now but again. I dont want to do model kits.

I also really fucking love it when a mecha has like an insane number of guys combining into it. Probably the one time where i will forgive a lack of poseability. Shout outs to go-onger engine oh g12 and boukenger ultimate daibouken (though i feel like this one kind of has a lot less visual impact than the has-1-less-guy super daibouken). The kingohger mecha was a huge disappointment because they wanted to make him one of those guys but by the time they actually combine all 20 bugs literally like a third of them are attached to the back. I feel like relegating a bunch of your guys to Backpack Duty is super cheating. Also the regular nonsupercombined kingohger mecha has spiders on his dick.

[hell-drabbles]

Guess who's been stuck in traffic for over an hour or two because they sealed up the motorway without telling anyone? ✌️

I think there's a car crash

People are really scummy,the ambulance and fire truck are stuck on the road cause the people kept skipping in line on the motorway so not there's like no space for them to move

Dante Anon

Ough that must have suuuuucked. I remember this one time where the family and I were traveling to visit other family, and the road happened to be jam packed with people just as we were getting ready to return home. I was stuck on the road for so long, I actually took a three hour nap. And then woke up a little car sick, ough.

Moral of the story, fuck traffic. I know your paaaaaaain.

[cal-daisies-and-briars]

Hi Cal my dear! Wishing you a lovely weekend! And sending MAJOR props for everything you’ve posted in the last day it was all fabulous! Here’s lots of emojis to prompt your brilliant mind :)

⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ (THEYRE MARRIED!!!! LOVE THAT FOR THEM! So looking forward to seeing them with their new house and baby and their beautiful life together!)

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨(buckley parents suuuuuck! AND ITS FINALLY TIME FOR A DANIEL REVEAL! On the edge of my seat!)

🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟(loved chim’s pov! Thats my sweet guy he’s such a softie romantic! Very excited to see whose pov is next and find out who is approaching the library!)

- PCA <3

HI PCA <3 <3 <3 <3

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!

42 for ⚡️(YEAH MARRIED! HONEYMOON TIME):

---

Buck and Eddie have to work three shifts before they can leave for their little honeymoon getaway. Whoever’s idea that - his - is obviously an idiot, because it’s torture. All he wants to do is have lots of sex in the little beach house AirBnb he booked in San Clemente with his husband, but no! He has to go to work and spend several days walking into fires, getting vomited on, and most importantly, not having sex. He barely survives. It’s really quite a travesty. 

It’s actually a pretty decent sign for Buck that he’s really fucking happy with his life that he doesn’t want to be at work. He loves work. His job is the greatest job in the world. His team is the best team on earth. Most of the time? Can’t get enough of it. But in the wake of their wedding - which was perfect and stunning and everyone else wishes they had wedding photos in front of a fire truck from the 1920s - Buck has other things occupying his brain. Much more exciting things. Which is kind of bad, considering he should really just be focused on saving lives. 

By the end of the third shift, Buck is practically vibrating, waiting for the time to end. They’re all packed. They’re leaving first thing in the morning. Not soon enough. 

Adriana and Ravi are coming to stay with Chris for the five days they’ll be gone. Chris thinks this is very cool. Much cooler than the alternative, which was going to be Pepa. Buck thinks this is a little unfair to poor Pepa, who has watched him hundreds of times. But he gets it. They’re younger and more fun and will almost certainly let him get away with more than Eddie would. 

When their shift finally does end, Buck can feel himself motoring through their leaving routine. He tries to light a fire under Eddie’s feet with his eyes so Eddie will move a bit quicker. 

“Changing like you’re between sets at the Eras Tour is not going to make tomorrow come any quicker,” Eddie tells him. 

“Oh, he’s got Eras Tour references,” Buck teases.

Obviously he has made Eddie watch the movie. Twice. But only twice! No matter what Eddie may or may not have complained. 

“We’ve still got hours,” Eddie says. “Calm down.”

“I will not,” Buck scoffs. “I am as excited for this as the wedding!”

Buck has made this point clear. Several times. They made cuts to their wedding budget so they could afford this waterfront rental. Buck is so fucking excited for this honeymoon. 

He understands that this might sound somewhat insane. Maybe a little vapid.

---

63 for 🚨 (yeahhhhh sorry for the angst):

---

It’s not easy or stable or linear. But he’s working on it.

The day after he learns about Daniel, Buck calls in sick to work. Takes a mental health day at Eddie’s insistence. This turns out to be a wise call. There’s a horrific factory fire that almost goes badly, and Buck probably wouldn’t have been in a good headspace for that. To make matters worse, his parents actually show up at the station. Eddie sends them away, for which Buck is grateful. He doesn’t want to see them again. 

And he doesn’t have to. 

Maddie comes over at his request and they talk through everything. He’s mad. Really mad. 

“You should have told me. After everything we’ve been through together, the trial, moving, how could you not tell me?” 

“I was terrified to tell you!” She admits. “Especially after Afghanistan and the trial, Evan! You slip into such dark places. Places where I can’t reach you. I didn’t want to risk it!”

And the thing is, he can understand that. She’s not wrong. He has descended into dark spells again and again since being honorably discharged. 

“And, honestly, Evan… I didn’t know how to talk about him,” Maddie continues. “I was never allowed. She’d get so upset at the slightest mention… It was like even thinking about him made me feel like I would be punished.”

Buck’s anger deflates a lot after that. Because, really. He can’t imagine. He can’t fucking imagine. 

They argue some more. They cry. They make up. How could Buck ever possibly stay mad at her forever? She loved him enough for two parents, when his own refused. 

So he moves forward. He keeps up with therapy. He cherishes his loved ones. He tries to live up to the role Christopher has graciously given to him. That Eddie allows him to have. He works on loving himself, to be worthy of the love they give him.

And life moves forward with him. 

ii.

They have their first Christmas together as a couple. As a family. Eddie, who wasn’t really a big holiday guy ever before Christopher, loves every second of it. It’s like holidays finally have a reason to feel magical, rather burdensome. He has the exact family he was missing before, in order for them to feel perfect. 

Buck goes all out. Decorates, plays music, bakes. Spoils Chris way more than he needs to. He comes back to life, in a way he’s been struggling to do since the whole Daniel thing. He is holiday cheer incarnate. Eddie is so disgustingly in love with him. 

On Christmas morning, sitting around a faux-pine tree, watching their kid open heaps more presents than Eddie got at that age, Eddie can’t help but feel a strange sense of tranquility. Like, oh. Right. This is what life is supposed to be. He can imagine ten more Christmases from now. He can imagine wedding bands. He can imagine more kids.

---

48 for 🧟(it's Eddie!!!!):

---

“Well, yeah,” Buck replies. “Good thing Los Angeles is a very small town. Like one intersection.”

“Okay, smart ass,” Eddie sighs. 

“Where in L.A.?” Buck amends his question. 

Okay, fine. It’s a fair question.

“Mid-City area,” Eddie explains. Not that that might mean anything to Buck. “My wife… Shannon… Her mom had an apartment out there.”

“Her mom?” Buck asks. “You said she was caring for her, right?”

Eddie shifts in the driver’s seat uncomfortably. He doesn’t really want to get into all of it. It’s not easy to talk about. But, then again, he agreed to Buck coming. So obviously Buck is going to have to learn more of it than what Eddie explained to him that first night. Which wasn’t very much. And if they do find Shannon? Well, then Buck will probably hear a lot of it. There’s a lot Eddie needs to say to her. He’s not sure how composed he’ll be able to keep himself, after all this time. 

“Yeah,” Eddie confirms. “She was terminally ill. Cancer.”

“Fuck,” Buck sighs. “I’m sorry, man.”

“Thanks.”

It feels strange to accept condolences for Janet, but he does it anyway. She wasn’t his mother. They weren’t that close. He feels like he probably cost her time with her daughter. Definitely with her grandson. But… Yeah. He’s sad she’s probably dead. She was always very kind to him. In a judgment free way his own parents couldn’t comprehend. Not that he should be thinking badly of them. 

“I don’t know if she died or not before…”

“Zombies?”

“Yeah.”

“Kind of hope she did, for her sake,” Buck replies.

Eddie nods.