#mr. onceler

[oncemod]

@tropicalhigh u have to see this too

"Say trees"

"Treeees🥺"

[daftpatience]

hes a handsome butch to me

[monika-fan]

hey kids, listen for the words "invention" and "environment"

I don't wanna know how I came up with this

[donaviolet]

Words cannot explain how in love I am with Will Wood's new song titles

[pinkegodeath]

hi everyone! i've finally made a onceler askblog. took me long enough, huh?

his official name is "The Great Destroyer" (named after the nine inch nails song, because of course he is) but he can also be simply referred to as Mr. G or Destroyler.

you can follow his blog and send him asks over on ask-the-great-destroyer!

i hope you like him as much as i do! :]

[something-lurks-in-this-valley]

🄸🄽🅃🅁🄾 🄿🄾🅂🅃

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☁️ It’s cold out tonight in the truffula valley.

☁️ …

☁️ Maybe you should bring a jacket with you before you go exploring.

☁️ Now that you’re better prepared for your stroll, you may head into the forest.

☁️ There was a tall young man in the town-square trying to sell something, he was singing funny little songs too.

☁️ …

☁️ It’s been about a month since he last visited.

☁️ There’s his cottage! The lights are still on, just barely.

☁️ It doesn’t look like anyone is home either, maybe he’s taking a walk somewhere too.

☁️ There’s an empty wagon nearby as well, it looks like it was horse drawn with mantles connected to the front of it. Actually, it was a mule, you remember seeing the animal with him in the town-square.

☁️ It used to wear a sign on its side that said something like “Only $3.98!” that went along with the funny songs he sang.

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☁️ It’s really quiet outside, almost quiet enough for you to be able to hear your own heartbeat.

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☁️ You begin to hear the sound of truffula tree tufts swaying softly in the gentle wind.

☁️ …

[ But there isn’t any wind. ]

☁️ Maybe it’s time for you to head b-

☁️ !!

☁️ It’s the man you saw in town! Maybe he was just taking a little break after all! Maybe you should talk to him?

) Yes ✦

) No

☁️ You tried to speak to him, but he doesn’t seem to understand.

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☁️ He’s acting odd.

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☁️ Something isn’t quite right.

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[minsu-the-cowardly-human]

Stamps

I put my real Deviantart powers to use and made some stamps that are f2u with or w/o credit idgaf lol. Anyways, these are my first stamps I made n except the last one, I made them so I could use them in my Carrd(once I rework it) to let people know I ship some things that might make them uncomfortable. So ye! :3

[pareris]

Please someone tell me I'm not insane for this.

[thneed-incorporations-est-1971]

have u ever went to the bathroom and ur toilet seat is spoons but when u try to stand on it ur barber comes in and trys to shave ur ears while also tiptoe-ing around the bathroom wall and drinking vodka but really inside the vodka is ants so the ants eat ur mom and everyone u love and then u have to go outside in the daylght with a flashlight because u dont want it to get dark but then a fox with its head nowhere to be seen suddenly chases u?? yeah because that happened to me too

💸 The Once-Ler is too busy enjoying a fresh cigar to answer your—ahem—question.

[unholypsychic]

made a hear me out cake. no i will not be taking comments questions or concerns

[ask-the-biggering-onceler]

It's alright, I've been through embarrassing moments when drinking aswell, don't you worry. Say, when is the ball you suddenly organized?

"Suddenly organized"...ha!! That's funny.

No definite date, yet, unfortunately!! Although it should be very soon, I'm excited to meet you all!!

[askluximperator]

*shines a flashlight on you*

let it grow let it grow, let it shrivel up and grow

I think yer thinkin of that other guy people on this website used ta obsess over! The one with the green suit!

[crossover-ships-yay-or-nay]

mr birling from and inspector calls and the onceler from the lorax

why :(

Mr. Arthur Birling (An Inspector Calls) x The Oncler (The Lorax)

[transgwender616]

Captain Underpants is played by Ed Helms who also played The Onceler and I don't like that

[something-lurks-in-this-valley]

[ Na na, na-na-na-na ]

[ Going off to make _ thneed ]

[ I got a cramp in my back, and another cramp in my right rump-cheek ]

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☁️ Looks like The Once-Ler is just reminding you that he is still here, that he will be back, and he misses you very much! (:

☁️ …What song is he singing now???

[thneederinaartdump]

Some random wips and sketches I never finished

1) Once-ler and Thneeodore

2) A design I did for Audrey (experiment)

3) Mr plant Sir sprout

4) Pouting Argos

5) A wally

6) A confused Norma

7) An uncomfortable Mr.Plant

8) Wally munching on an Apple