#munching brotato

[shoezuki]

i seriously need to compile all the e clowns whove said smthin bout dreams latest bullshit like. kwite took me by surprise but fucking MUNCHING BROTATO?

[cwmorton]

Title: "The Hilariously Outrageous Guide to Street Eats, Bro!" Yo, yo, yo! You chillin', broheims? Alright, fam, get ready. Today, I'm about to share some real downtown wisdom about the best grub spots where your bucks can buy you bombastic bites that'll light you up like Times Square on New Year's Eve! We talkin' street food, baby! Let's rock and roll! First off, remove that silver spoon from ya mouth, scrap that Michelin Star crap, and don the mantle of some true culture crawling, my dudes. You put on those back-alley-ombre shades and get ready to hustle these heavenly havens of heartiness! 1. "The Hotdog Stand Hustle" Check it, brotatoes! Uptown, downtown, right on the corner of "Who cares?" and "I’m gonna chow down regardless"—there’s that magic moment when your beady little peepers spot that showstopper of a hot dog stand! Those dogs get grilled up better than your lame excuses for not texting back last weekend! Sloppy, scrumptious, and straight-up sinful, there's nothing like munching on a good ol' hotdog at 2 AM when you can’t remember your own name! 2. "The Taco Takedown" Listen up, amigos! Tacos are not just food—they're a freakin' street phenomenon! Gorge on guacamole-filled wonderfulness topped with the spiciest salsa, tucked into a teeny tortilla that makes your taste buds scream "Ay, caramba!" You might bite your tongue with the first crunch, and when the flavor hits, your tongue's like "Worth it, bro!" 3. "The Pretzel Pandemonium" Look, if you don't dig pretzels, we gotta problem, palski. Salty, dough delirium twisted into knots like your brains after one tequila shot too many! Whether it's a classic glazed baby or a loaded one sprinkled with some funky flavors, y'all ready to get twisted, fam? 4. "The Pizza Pie Hurl" Bro, even your Aunt Karen knows that there ain't no party like a pizza party! We ain't talkin' 'bout some fancy-schmancy cardboard cut-out crap from a Pizza Palace; we mean the real deal! The gooey meltdown of mozzarella on your mucky mitts that leaves a trail of tasty tomato sauce running down your chin, that’s the life, homies! 5. "The Crepe Crusade" Finally, to the land of the French! Ooh la la… let's sizzle and shimmy with some seriously sweet street sophistication – crepes! Delicate dollies of syrup-drenched satisfaction to flip those frowns upside down. Chocolate, strawberries, bananas - legit whatever your heart desires! So, there ya have it, my home slices! A slammin' and jammin' guide to the world's bomb-diggiest street eats! Get out there, and go gobble up the deliciousness that’s greasier than your hair gel! And hey, always remember - Calories don't count on the street, bro! Peace out!

https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-ebiS2uoTJCiy7DgIarKqzpPd/user-LilFgADY9X3ssMBrnG5HyJkp/img-f7znXVa2yG1tXbgNh7JkHN1q.png?st=2024-02-25T20%3A40%3A52Z&se=2024-02-25T22%3A40%3A52Z&sp=r&sv=2021-08-06&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=6aaadede-4fb3-4698-a8f6-684d7786b067&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-02-25T10%3A31%3A10Z&ske=2024-02-26T10%3A31%3A10Z&sks=b&skv=2021-08-06&sig=8%2BwFj8QAqEXMdmSm9Ivy7NFCkg%2BdGAH%2B4sJMCQQ81Wk%3DYo, yo, yo! You chillin', broheims? Alright, fam, get ready. Today, I'm about to share some real downtown wisdom about the best grub spots where your bucks can buy you bombastic bites that'll light you up like Times Square on New Year's Eve! We're talking about street food, baby! Let's rock and roll! First off, remove that silver spoon from your mouth, scrap that Michelin Star crap, and don the mantle of some true culture crawling, my dudes. You put on those back-alley-ombre shades and get ready to hustle these heavenly havens of heartiness! 1. "The Hotdog Stand Hustle" Check it, brotatoes! Uptown, downtown, right on the corner of "Who cares?" and "I’m gonna chow down regardless"—there’s that magic moment when your beady little peepers spot that showstopper of a hot dog stand! Those dogs get grilled up better than your lame excuses for not texting back last weekend! Sloppy, scrumptious, and straight-up sinful, there's nothing like munching on a good ol' hotdog at 2 AM when you can’t remember your own name! 2. "The Taco Takedown" Listen up,

[snowflakeblogs]

Incorrect Quote #2

Mitch (Bajan Canadian): We can’t have a female member of Team Crafted. Imagine the sexual tension, we would never get anything done. 

Tyler (MunchingBrotato): But, um, aren’t most of you guys gay? 

Mitch (Bajan Canadian): How dare you!

*Team Crafted Protests*

Mitch (Bajan Canadian): I have a girlfriend!

Jerome (JeromeASF): We all have girlfriends!

Tyler (MunchingBrotato): Really?

Team Crafted: Yes!

*Adam bangs budder on table*

Adam (SkyDoesMinecraft): Order! Order!

[ink-vax]

Guess who stayed up till like 2ish am redrawing things.

Ya boi did

(Well I more or less redrew one image and redesigned Jason)

[golden-wires]

Kinda wanted the vibe of that song Hollywood Undead - Riot

[nyaiiaii]

Nostalgia

[knlfelust]

the urge to name all my interests instead of sleeping for an exam i need to do well n in 4 hours

[kid-dies]

cops n robbers!

[sili-redwing]

so i redesigned some of the little shits in my warrior cats/mcytber au so have. team crafted 

[etihw000]

hiii i just wanna say ive followed u for a long time (aleatoraye era) and thank u for being like. a big part of this autistic kids childhood. (thats me. im the autistic kid.) btw i happened to get ryan and aidan (two old ocs of urs) thru trades and wanted you to know they r very loved here.

OH MY GOD IT'S MISTER MUNCHING BROTATO HIMSELF /j

naww thank yew too. thanks for treating them well i went thru personas like changes of clothes jesus tapdancing christ. i like to check up on them every once in a while but lost track of I THINK IT WAS AIDAN? a while ago so im glad 2 know theyre in good hands

(why did i color scheme him like that. he looks ok in black and white but oh my god his clothes)

[etudaire]

A big bang of “how to” stuff

There I was again tonight forcing laughter faking smiles so I made up this long ass post for y'all!

So you a potato. Me a potato. World conquered by we potatoes. But potato need survival tips. So your brotato (get it? Bro potato?) help you out. Yay potato. Go go potato.

Study related stuff :

1. Get good grades

Catch concepts, not chapters. Your portion is most likely gonna be super vast, so it’s helpful to know a little something from every chapter rather than knowing just 50% of your syllabus.

Figure out which concepts are important and master them.

Keep all assignments completed at least 1 day before submission date. This isn’t always possible but trust me if you do this you’re guaranteeing marks for proper submission. Job done early? Proof check and add touches to enhance that essay!

Let the teachers know that you’re working hard. I actually passed math because my math teacher knew I was working super hard on my math skills. Participate in the class, gather a bunch of doubts and then dump them on your teacher when the chapter ends.

Try not to miss lectures because chances are you’ll remember that silly mnemonic your friend made up in class and get the answer correct.

Analysis of your exam type is super important. Want me to make a long ass post about it?

2. Be more productive

Having a stuydjo/bujo by your side helps hella lot.

Plan plan plan. Lists, organise lists and colour code them. Basically become Monica Geller Bing and you’re set for life.

Motivational quotes from pinterest almost make me guilty for not being productive and force me to do something.

Before starting your study session, dance around to upbeat music for like 5 minutes. You’ll see the difference I promise.

Seek out inspiration from your smart friends /tumblr friends /people you look up to by constantly reminding yourself about them. I always think of hermione granger because even randomly picturing her with books in my mind ignites that badass boss feeling complying me to study tf up.

3. Manage your time

Studyjo/bujo saves your life.

Wear a watch all the damn time, it will remind you of how much time you’re spending doing nothing. You’ll end up saving several extra minutes!

List out what you’re gonna do every hour of the day on a sticky note and refer to it when you feel lazy.

Get a super nice friend /parent /sibling who will constantly remind you to utilise your time.

Think of time as currency and pretend that it’s all a game where you need to save up as much money as you can to become a billionaire. Save up your time and become rich af.

4. Avoid procrastinating

Stduyjo/bujo again. You know the drill now.

A little bit of exercise before starting work generally works you up and sets the correct mood.

Knowing how ahead your friends are from you often makes you wanna catch up so try getting that motivation.

Set goals + rewards that actually matter to you. Maybe a face care spa day isn’t your thing but munching on a snickers bar is. Treat yo self.

Tell someone a detailed plan of what you are going to accomplish the next day. Now whenever you see that person you’ll want to prove to them that you’re doing what you promised. Or the guilt may drive you too.

Appearance related stuff :

1. Look more put together

Try the lipstick trick. There are days when you do not have the time /want to put on makeup, so just put on a lipstick that matches your outfit and you’ll automatically create an illusion of being more put together, boss af and fabulous.

Try out cheap (potato can’t afford sorry) but elegant accessories. If it’s a necklace try tucking it under the collar of your shirt and see the magic. Stick to one staple accessory that’s gonna be your trademark.

Tame that mane potato. Your hair isn’t gonna detangle itself. You gotta do it. I mean, don’t you love your hair?

Minimalistic colours rock. Some outfits never go old like flannels or white shirts or black dresses.

2. Feel beautiful

The lipstick does the trick for me.

Putting my hair in a sky high ponytail makes me feel like I’m a queen or something.

Save little compliments for yourself as reminders and when you get them you’ll feel 10x more beautiful than before.

Mind related stuff :

1. Deal with burnout/slump

Try to accomplish super tiny stuff. Break down every task into micromolecular basics.

Give yourself a ted talk. It works.

Sometimes the best way of dealing with burnout is by detoxing from the thing that caused burnout. Stay away form books and after some time you’ll actually want to study.

2. Study with slumps/mental illness

Step one is to finish homework /assignments. If you can concentrate on them, you’re good to go.

Do not take up a lot of load, just skimming through textbooks, reviewing notes, going over flashcards should do the trick.

If you desperately need to get shit done, just ignore the fact that you do not want to do it. It’s harsh on your mind but desperate times require desperate measures.

Avoid forcing yourself to study because you’ll not retain info like that.

Take it easy. But consistently. Maybe just one topic a day. But do not miss a day. A steady everyday practice goes long way in the future.

3. Strengthen self control

There are several apps that can help you with this, like forest. My top pick is the Tide app which has a gorgeous interface and super aesthetic timers with new pictures everyday. I shit you not every time I quit my pomodoro I feel the guilt of having killed 1000 puppies its worse and I avoid doing that at all costs.

If you study in your room, keep your phone in the kitchen for some time. Your lazy ass is less likely to get up and use the phone.

Switching the phone off before starting a study session works because I care for my phone like a baby and it feels horrible to switch it on and off and on and off.

Practice 30 minutes of digital detox everyday. You don’t have to study at that time, just stay away from everything that is technology. Read and book, eat a fruit, make a sandwich, paint, sing, dance, exercise. Study if you want. Just no gadgets.

4. Deal with stress

Yoga works. Potato body ain’t that flexible so just breathing exercises for a start is also enough.

Highly recommended : brain dump every night before sleeping can ensure that you’ll not stay up too late pondering over the meaning of your existence and world politics.

Having a hearty talk with someone you trust will also lift weight off your chest.

Pin point the cause of your stress and annihilate the problem. Slay it.

Life related stuff :

1. Drink more water

Carry a cool ass bottle of water with you every frigging where.

Make it a rule to have a drink everytime you go to the loo or you take a bath /shower.

Replace one of your daily caffeines /sugars with water. You don’t have to get rid of coffee because that’s just non potato ish, but maybe that third cup could be replaced with water.

Try a game thingy. Maybe everytime the word ‘procrastination’ pops in your mind take a drink. Wow, I’m so creative *sighs for eternities*.

2. Be more healthy

5 minute stretches right after getting up works you up.

Try one of those YouTube videos of 15 minute workouts. You can have 3 such workouts through the day and call yourself a fit potato.

Replacing one packet of junk food with nuts/fruits also works.

Everytime you hear someone say something related to money, have a banana. Random much? Nope, bananas are known to increase hormones that make you happy in your body, meaning you’ll feel full and happy. Maybe offer the person a banana too.

3. Be more happy

Eat bananas!

Take pictures of things you love, not things your followers love.

Puppies are a source of eternal joy.

Reading goofy/cheesy/romance books make you giggle and feel good in general.

Watching cheesy films or good ass romcoms works just well.

Friends was created for a reason.

Writing down what you accomplished today gives a sense of pride and satisfaction. Take that shit.

Tumblr has shitposts made basically to make you happy.

4. Find your true calling /figuring tf out what you wanna do with your life

Lists lists lists. Subjects you love, you hate, you’re good at, you suck at.

Consulting your teachers, family etc and find out what they think you’re good at. Sometimes other people can see traits of yours better than you.

Career tests rock.

You’ll figure it out in the end somehow.

And that’s about it for now folks, hope this helps. See y'all laterz~

Etudaire ♥

[snowflakeblogs]

Notice 1

Calling all Team Crafted fans, and/or Skyenja/Merome shippers.

I recently wrote a fanfiction about Team Crafted featuring Skyenja/Merome. It also contains mpreg. It is a One Shot, and is about 2000 words long.

I want to get it out as soon as possible, but I still have to edit it and stuff. Does this fanfiction interest anyone? Is this fandom still alive?

Also, it features all the old Team Crafted guys as well and takes place in the word of Minecraft. It also features a dose of Skybrine, Enderlox and WitherMU and minor MunchingUniverse and SetoSolace.  

I’m posting it regardless of the response to this post. Although, it will first be posted on my Wattpad account. 

Leave a heart if this interests you or Reblog and let me know your thoughts :)

Bye bye Snowflakes! ❄️

EDIT: The story is finally out! Thanks to everyone who liked this post and I hope you enjoy the story. Link below.

• New World (Fanfic) •

[kasey-writes-stuff]

For me it was

Prestonplayz

Skydoesminecraft

Bajan Canadian

JeromeASF

Craft battle duty

Vikkstar123

Mrwoofless

DanTDM

And then also sometimes

Yourpalross (really only when he was with sky)

SGC Barbierian

Minecraft universe

Bashurverse(? Can’t remember if he turned out to be bad or not)

Jinbop (ew)

Munching brotato

I feel like I’m missing a few but those are the only main ones I can think of

In the past the Minecraft YouTubers I watched and we're obsessed with (mainly in middle school) were:

Mr. Stampy Cat

iBallisticSquid

Gizzy Gazza

Mango Tango

DanTDM

NewScapePro

Mithzan

YourPalRoss

SSundee

And that's pretty much everyone I watched (unless I forgot someone) (not including the people in their videos, because I didn't always go to the other people's channels to watch their videos, like with Crainer and Captain Sparklez, I thought they were cool and I liked them in SSundee's videos but I never actually watched anything on their channels) Minecraft wise in middle school until I fell out of Minecraft and got dragged back in by Dream and Tommy X3

[knlfelust]

i grew up watching bodil40 im not surprised i find everything funny . also found new vikklan vid wait https://youtu.be/XzaJUDsxG9M

[cricketcrunches]

EYYYY ITS DA MUNCHING POTATO DUDE!!!!! YAY!!! (Explanation: I've been drinking a lot of tea today and the. My mom got me a new pen.... You guys can figure the rest out...)