#muppetjoker

[gunchhorseman]

Fun Fact: The horde is approaching, there is nothing you can to stop us. Whoville and Gotham will soon be ours.

[croakerdetective]

Me IRL atm

[cazmatonicevent]

Me when Croaker posts

[muppet-lurker]

Day 6: Comfö̴̬́̓rt

T̵̟̍ī̴̟̪͝tle: They are Watching ̸͉̦̏̓a̴̹̻͘ Movie Togeddur

Medium: p̶̢͐̂e̴̯̽̚n and blue pe̷̽n

[porkyquinn]

[muppetjokernumberthirteenfan]

I think i’m in love with @the-muppet-joker. His being consumes my every waking thought. I crave his love.

i know he will never love me back but i just need to get these feelings out of me before i explode.

I just feel such a connection with him. He is me and i is him.

I can’t help but feel drawn to him sexually and romantically.

How i wish I was a muppet hole… I wish I was his muppet hole…

I think tonight I will try to astrally connect to him and talk face to face. Perhaps getting how i feel off my chest will help…

*sigh*

[puppybytes8]

I think I can die happy now

[muppetjokernumberonefan]

Couldn’t pass up on this opportunity on mine and @r0l0way road trip, no matter what happens all roads lead home and they will be together again

@lifedoesntdiscriminate @the-muppet-joker

[dachshund-games]

I cannot believe you used one of my Many Brilliant Posts as a senior quote... I am honored. May you have a powerful graduation. May you proceed through life with a Joker's Evil Smile.

THANK YOU SO MUCH MY DARK PRINCE🙇🙇🙇🙇Your memory shall forever live on in Aclivity LIX

[theurchinone]

Genuine topics from my uni psych class today. Thought of y'all on this side of the web.

[gunchhorseman]

The tomes of Whoville have increased my powers over flesh, felt, and the realms in-between. I have crafted a empty vessel to imprison @the-muppet-joker's blasphemous soul in. Behold the inevitable.

[bellastavern]

My toxic trait is that I would definitely date the croaker if I had the chance

[cazmatonicevent]

Croaker is in time out again.

Jesus Christ When Will It End : u/ThrowawayWeirdNephew (reddit.com) For those of you who have been worried about @the-muppet-joker : An update from 2 days ago. His mother took his internet away, he's being sent to church once a week. We must be patient for a return.

[mad-lids-on-steroids]

Waitwaitwait- So you're telling me that not only has The Muppet Joker not only opened up to accepting females but also did a complete 180 and because the most aggressive feminist ever, came out as Bigender, had his list of "rivals" grow" but... He also streams Chappell Roan more than me?

[porkyquinn]

I am the rot

[definitelynot-aleokin]

The fact that I just reblogged a muppet joker ant horse post has me dying, I hate myself. I hate that I love that singular post. Kill me now. It scratches my brain. It doesnt pay rent.i need to be evicted from my own mind. Tumblr was a mistake and a blight in my life. This will forever stain my soul. I may never be clean. Know thy enemy from every angle. But it's just a fucking horse.