#my DIY freaks

[datiz]

am i the only one who thinks about their fav operators making their masks

ghost sewing the balaclava? cutting off a random rubber skull mask to stitch into the balaclava? painting the lines and jawbone? could you imagine him, a grown ass man, doing this

nikto getting a random airsoft mask and drilling holes into it

mace just hammering a sheet of steel into a skull??? i like to think he got the straps from kneepads

"let me take apart a helmet and put the straps and bolts and screws and shit onto a ballistic mask with a balaclava on top" sure baby thats reliable

drilled holes for a shroud and never put one😭

[stargirl230]

Muse // 心上人

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

[foryouwereinmysong]

So... I got this DIY miniature set and once I realized that it's supposed to be a music room in Paris my brain just immediately went "I need to make this into John and Paul's secret getaway, where they'll be safe and happy forever (on my bookshelf)."

[bright-and-burning]

the lift arm assembly in my toilet literally snapped and. i’m going to be honest i think it is going to be significantly more annoying to go through my landlord than it would be if i owned my place and handled it myself

[ruelpsen]

Honestly, as someone who has been going through fictosexual attraction for years and also didn't know how to deal with it at first: Just write and think about the most self-indulgent bullshit you can picture. It is the only way to keep sane or so I've found.

Oh I'm already on it, believe me. In fact, here's a little snippet from what I've been working on...

"Are you... turned on by this too?" you ask. "I'm not sure," he growls. "I will admit it's not something I've ever involved in my... liaisons before. But seeing you so desperate like this is always sure to awaken a hunger in me. Or rather-" he pauses for a moment, burping again- "a thirst." With that, he kisses you deeply once more. You feel his fangs press against your lips as you moan with pleasure. You grip the back of his shirt as your hips instinctively buck against his, suddenly jostling his body. He abruptly breaks his lips away from yours only to turn his head to the side and release a short, thick belch. "Apologies," he says. "I didn't want to be..." He trails off, lost in thought for a moment. He eyes you for a second, observing the redness in your cheeks and the pleading look in your eyes. "On second thought, you'd like that, wouldn't you?" "Yes," you moan. "God, yes." "My, my, what a nasty little creature you are..."

[hamspamandjamsandwich]

my fucking car is bordering on “no longer roadworthy” and I don’t have any money lmfao

[disaster-fruit]

I'm obssessed with diy and i hate that i dont have time or money or i'd be making so much shit on my dad's garage

[funshinebf]

i hate when ppl get offended when someone gives themself a diy piercing or tattoo. like, i can understand if its for another person, because it can be unsafe and cause a lot of complications. but if im doing it to myself and myself only, its nobody else's business. its up to me to do the research and consider the risks, its up to me to make the final decision, and itll be my own damn fault if something goes wrong. i dont need someone i dont even know lecturing me about the dangers of it, especially when its already been done! ill do what i want with my body and everyone else is just gonna have to deal with their feelings about it on their own

[nine-intheafternoon]

INTRO BITCHES!!

HELLO!! loyal followers and new epic people, im buck. your least favorite weirdo.

im professionally sad and gay. unfortunately British, average csh listener. Am I emo? Prehaps. if youre looking for me ill be in an abandoned building or eating chips. or both. im also a dog in case you guys didn't know...woof

Pronouns are he/him. barely a man though (barely a human)

im into a lot of things, art, diy, urbex, nature, movies, tv, poetry, photography, muuuussssic,

FAVORITE THINGS: abandoned factories, car seat headrest, my bed, diy, dead leaves, homo-eroticism, chips and mayo and pretending ill be young forever.

MUSIC : car seat headrest, destructo disk, nirvana, leathermouth, IDLES, rage against the machine, a skylit drive, mcr, fall out boy, screamo and britpop in the mix too of course.

MOVIES AND SHOWS: spaced, as you are, scott pilgrim, little miss sunshine, isle of dogs. a million more but i forgor

DNI if youre just a general arse (homophobic, racist, transphopic, zionist ect...) ill block freely. also dni if youre and Ed/5H blog. just dont wanna see it thanks. if your whole blog is just discourse i dont wanna see it. if youre rude to others with different opinions about unimportant shit then I'm not interested, spread little joy!!!

Please go check out @reem-reem-2 posts! They are in need of support ♥️♥️

uuhhh and yep that sums me up. i also collect cds and dvds. ill put some pics of that on here someday.

BYE!!

[erotetica]

OH ALSO consider starting ur own landfill

obvs trash availability/notion-storing needs will vary, but a trashhack stradling the universality of both, imo, is keeping pins & needles in the refill capsules of mechanical pencil lead (thing w/ the black cap, abt 2.5 inches tall irl)

Good evening 2 u, the flotilla of garottes I've had under my sink since I had my braces off, and these disclaimers:

Mb not a general embroidery hack, but good for keeping floss nice in a sewing travel bag, which is what I've done (my shit always frays)

Idk if the vid is that clear, but the 'floss bobbin' is ribbed, so the thread stays on well

I left the dental floss cutter in place just to hold the end down, bc it can't cut embroidery floss so much as tear it, which isn't easily threaded onto a needle

Haven't tried this yet, but the ribbed bits of bendable drinking straws would probably work as 'bobbins,' for traveling with multiple thread colors in one box (though imo more than 3 would impede floss-spinability)

Don't watch w/ the audio unless u like fakesnake asmr

[transmechanicus]

Hello my fellow aspiring DIY alternative freaks

Here is a place that sells leather scraps

Here’s cheap metal studs n spikes

Here’s some info on making patches

Go forth and create

[naehja]

AU where Shen Jiu wakes up in the past after diying from having his members ripped from his body and learning Yue Qingyuan's death.

He's not replaced by Shen Yuan but he has 8/9 years of memories of futur events so he decided to make sure that nobody bad will happen to him, he loves having his members thank you very much. And he can save...

Starting with saving Liu Qingge.

He goes sooner in the caves and start to meditate. He needs to be stronger. He needs to be strong.

And he successes to save his Shidi…and almost die in the process.

Liu Qingge brings Shen Jiu to the healers because he's in a bad state and is the one to face the demons.

Later, he's very confused and decides to bring gifts to Shen Jiu in a way to thank him. His sister jokes about those gifts being courting gifts. Bonus if Shen Jiu needs QI transfert (like Shen Yuan in the book) and he decides that his brute is the only one that he will tolerate. So they starts to speak and become closer. And he gets better physically.

(Liu Qingge would be extremely offended if someone says that his QI deviation was a murder attempt from Shen Jiu)

(Someone has tried to said it)

Meanwhile Shern Jiu doesn't know what to do with Luo Binghe. He realizes that 1) he can't kill him 2) This brat has a incredible luck like if destiny was in his side 3) if he hurts him, he will die.

So he stops hurting him but doesn't particulary pay attention to him. He's cold and distant. He's still a strict teacher but isn't especially nice or cruel neither. He will not throw him in the abyss so it'll be ok. He hopes.

Meanwhile, the changes appear in the modern world like a sequel of the original story. Like if this new story, centered on Shen Jiu, was the official sequel.

Shen Yuan is annoyed. "what do you mean the scum villain is the main character now and everything of the future has been erased?"

"What do you mean YingYing is like a daugther for him? He never did anything wrong to her?"

""Wait...how many accusation were accurates then?""

"WHAT IS THIS HORRIBLE BACKSTORY AIRPLANE? YOU FREAKING SADIST!"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN LUO BINGHE ISN'T IMPORTANT ANYMORE?"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE LIUJIU IS A BETTER ROMANCE THAN ANY ROMANCE THAT LUO BINGHE HAS HAD IN THE ORIGINAL STORY?"

A lot of fans are happy because they thought that there had something between Shen Jiu and Liu Qingge.

Meanwhile Shang Qinghua: my son is happy. =) I never thought to his ship but it's perfect!

[justcruisingaroundrevived]

Would you make Yandere Pete x yandere reader😔😔😔 I just want to match his freak

Cemetery Lady, My Cemetery Girl

Summary: Yandere! Pete x Yandere! Reader

TW/CW: mutual yandere behavior, mutual obsession, mutual stalking, animals, mutual self harm, taking photos without consent, fluff

A/N: This would honestly be the healthiest relationship Yandere! Pete would be in, anon. God bless you and all of your enemies 🫡

Reblogs are appreciated!

* You were sent down from the heavens for Pete

* From the moment you locked eyes on him renting out horror movies, you were hooked line and seal

* You stayed up all night, imagining a wedding where the corpses of your enemies were all beneath you. Slicing a bloody cake, doing the first dance, OH! It was delicious. You couldn’t stop thinking about it

* You’re taking pictures of him down the hall, keeping them in a secret folder + locker. When you’re feeling down, you simply look at the photos and immediately feel your mood pick back up

* Wouldn’t be surprised if you gotten a plushie and named it after him and snuggle up with him during the night

* Best of all, you probably would also send him unexpected gifts. Maybe even similar ideas (animal bones, teeth, favorite movies of yours, etc.)

* Unbeknownst to you, Pete spotted you during one of your “photo sessions”. He only got a glimpse of you, but he was immediately intrigued by this new figure.

* He secretly followed you to your locker and found…pictures of him? Poster of “Army of Darkness”?! NO WAY, YOU HAVE THE SAME CHUCKY PLUSHIE AS HIM

* He’s secretly giddy for the rest of the day. When he gets back home, he’s checking the yearbook and finding your name

* It goes on like this for a couple of weeks; you two mutually stalking each other, sending each other weird gifts, the whole works.

* You don’t really know who’s sending these, but you take them anyway, gleefully displaying the bones in your dresser, making the teeth into bracelets/necklaces, and even proudly brag about your secret admirer getting you a fetus of an animal or something (worrying glances from them)

* However, you both catch each other in the act of stalking, and you froze!

* Oh god! You’ve been caught! Should be running, except your stupid legs have locked you in this position. What’s worse, the camera’s aiming right at Pete’s face

* However, his tooth eating grin is enough to tell you that he may be into this, possibly more, than you were

* Match made in hell I say!

* Since Pete and you are both obsessed with each other, this ironically be the healthiest outcome for the both of you

* Internally, both of you getting excited to see each other again and secretly hanging out in the student lounge. Probably talking about your favorite movies, shows, what teacher was being annoying today, favorite LiveLeak videos, etc.

* Writing each other love letters and stuffing them into each other’s locker and keeping it in a secret box somewhere

* Fucking hell, you probably did a ceremony where you carved each other’s name into the hip (DIY matching tattoos)

* The club’s weirded out by Pete’s behavior towards you, but it’s more likely the fact he actually has a partner and less about the concerning behavior

* Your friends are worried that Pete’s taking advantage of you, but assure to them that no, you love everything he does for you and wouldn’t want it any other way

* I can see you two marrying straight out of high school and moving far away from the club or anyone you knew really

* Even working at Sick Mofo, you two are on each other’s mind constantly and love hearing about each other’s day

* A weirdly sweet union, I must say

[indagonightmare]

Lmfao glad the bots are unclear what gender they should be advertising to

It's kinda simple but cool enough I think

[juuuulez]

old man richie who doesn’t quite get all the things his young girlfriend does.

like diy eyelash clusters? he walks into the bathroom one day and you’re holding an eyelid open, little black lashes pinched between tweezers as you meticulously place them on your lash line. the sight makes him grimace, keeping his distance and standing near the wall.

“the fuck you doin’?” richie asks, “isn’t a professional ‘sposed to do that?”

you glance at him through the mirror while picking up another cluster. “well, yeah. but this is cheaper and quicker, tons of women do it themselves now.”

richie makes a noise of acknowledgment, coming closer to peer at the supplies you’ve got laid out across the counter. his gaze flickers back up to you, watching the glue get applied to the bulb, before you’re holding your eye open again.

“does it hurt?” he asks.

you try not to grin, not wanting to mess this up. “why would it hurt?”

“i don’t fuckin’ know, that’s why i asked.” richie would grouse, already backing off because seeing your eyes like that is kinda creepy.

he wouldn’t understand stanley cups either.

like, they’re so expensive! and it’s a cup, sweetheart, we’ve got plenty in the house.

richie shows his adamant disapproval when one shows up a week later, going on about how a plastic drink bottle would do the same job, and you’d still have all your money. “straight up robbery,” is what he calls it.

but after sex? take your eyes off him and he’s drinking out of your goddamn stanley. you’ll scold him and whine, because “richie! you’re drinking all my freaking water!” but he adamantly insists that your water tastes better than the water on his bedside.

which, it does, of course, in all it’s crisp cold glory.

[muletia]

✧˖° 𝐎𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐔𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓

✧˖° 𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐒

optimus doesn't take your business trip well

cuddling with optimus <3

if not for you

rhapsody in red

cold cold mech

a booby trap

✧˖° 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒

would you still love me if i was a worm?

optimus comforts you

my satellite - obsessed!optimus

optimus has a dream about you

optimus watching you sleep at the base

first time touching you

stalking you

you forget what optimus looks like in his alt mode

lipstick marks

i could be mom

megop oiled up under your christmas tree

just optimus being obsessed with you

optimus trampling your garden because horny

overstimulating optimus

optimus comforts you after a hard day at work

giving obsessed!optimus crochet charms

✧˖° 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒

you realize your feelings for him

pet names

obsessed!optimus vs obsessed!megatron

obsessed!megop x reader

domestic fluff with holoform!optimus <3

optimus showing off like a bird

sg!optimus headcannons

autobot trinity sharing you

optimus brushing your hair

house husband optimus

kissing headcanons

optimus smiling only at you

pet play

miniformers shenanigans + mini!optimus sleeping on your bed

synth-en!optimus headcanons

optimus and gardening

giving optimus a car wash

✧˖° 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐒

more obsessed!optimus

horny!optimus

overprotective and clingy obsessed!optimus

cockblocked by decepticons

daydreaming + his fav country songs

optimus being very blunt with you at first

optimus trying to impregnate you with his mind

optimus finds you hurt after a fight + why i don't call him a yandere

impregnating optimus lmao

fanart <3

being jealous of your car

old man optimus not understanding human slang

parent!reader

optimus and megatron sharing you after the war

obsessed!gilfs

obsessed!optimus has zero rizz

obsessed!optimus trying to rizz you up

obsessed!gilfs with breeding kink

sparking up optimus

firsts steps into intimacy

more breeding kink crumbs

bottom!optimus

delusional baby mama optimus

giving optimus diy charms

using obsessed!optimus and obsessed!megatron to your advantage

obsessed!optiratch x reader

widow!milf!reader

optimus wanting his own sparklings

reader giving optimus crystals

ratchet sparking optimus on reader's behalf

widow!milf!reader bonding with optimus over lost loved ones

more pet play

puppy optimus + more puppy optimus

cortical psychic patch with obsessed!optimus

optimus being overprotective over you because of elita

topping optimus

reader becoming immortal because of transfluid

comforting optimus by holding his faceplate

ovulation pheromones

ovulation pheromones with milf!reader

calling optimus "oppy"

reader matching optimus' freak

fowler helping optimus with becoming a house husband

wedding ring for optimus + more

being fluffy with optimus

acts of service from you

gamer optimus

giving optimus a flower crown

synth-en!optimus being a feral puppy

optimus being obsessed with your boobs

reader getting his name tattoed on their back

sensitive antennas

slow burn

optimus deserves to have his valve eaten out

being soft with optimus

more cottagecore optimus

even more cottagecore optimus

optimus and human self-care

reader touching his spark after optimus gets badly hurt

cottagecore optimus and what kind of animals he would have