#my grumpy jack

[elysian-crow]

the pitt season 3 but it takes place on halloween and jack abbot dresses up as greg house sent tweet

[fircyca]

[thatorchiaxcherry]

Never related to the saying “I can’t fix him but I can fuck him” more

[doobledabbadoo]

big ol commission dump!

if you like what you see here, consider commissioning me on ko-fi or cashapp!!

[gardenof-eda]

There’s leading men, and then there’s Jack Lemmon.

You can keep the Grants, Coopers, and Gables. Jack is an unexpected combination of refined, goofy, cleaned up, and simply sexy that makes me weak in the knees for his movies.

[valka-arialitan]

Night out at the Afterlife

My chaotic ME2 trio 🫶

Chaos bonus under the cut.

[botanicallyinclinednerd]

I can't believe Daniel's vision has been THAT bad all this time. This makes this comment I made so much funnier:

He literally can't see without them!!! If he's willingly not wearing them, somethings wrong!!!

[shallowseeker]

One of the saddest things about Jack’s birth is how immediately everything goes to shit. He’s been hunted by Heaven and Hell throughout his entire gestation, and it cranks up the second he's in the world.

Then, his own powers frighten him. In 13x01, he compares his stab wounds to the other boy's, horrified. (He'll be seen stabbing himself later, because this moment really stuck with him. It cemented how *different* he was from others.)

Later, after nearly getting used by a Prince of Hell to open a portal, he gets home, horrified by the thought: "I can’t control whatever this is. I will hurt someone."

Being told he’ll be killed if he can’t learn to control it somehow starts to feel comforting, even if it’s terrifying.

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But beyond that, even his family vacations aren’t safe. Case in point: this poor clerk from the Stampede Hotel gets absolutely grilled:

script version 13x07 via @spnscripthunt-inactive

[lightningzbolt]

Sims 2 CC Mega Post

I say 'mega' but there really isn't a whole lot, I just didn't wanna split it up. Anyway, yeah, I mostly and normally and prefer to make Sims 4 stuff, but I made some Sims 2 stuff for me last year and this and I figured, may as well share it. Most of these require outside meshes so keep that in mind, Sims 2 CC downloading is a bloody nightmare.

Alex Skin

So I made a custom skin with tattoos for Alex as it seemed simple enough to do. Ain't gonna look perfect, but it looks fine from a distance, same resources I used for my Sims 4 versions, so I did vector the rose and skull. I based the skin off these default replacements. You don't NEED these, but they make it so that everyone matches. Yes that site requires an account and login, it's NSFW, it has body hair and works with nudity. Because obviously I play with mods like that. I made the skin look right for Fit/Thin/Fat but I didn't bother with any age but adult nor did I bother with female, because, idc. I THINK this is Alex's hair mesh, but idfk, I have so many that look like this.

It also works in Castaway Stories, as does all of these, because I used them in it too. :> That made Alex the palest guy on the island as all the skin tones in Castaway Stories were shifted to one tone darker per. I manually put my replacement skin in that too, but I didn't have the darkest, so no body hair to them.

Streaked Jack Hair

You need this mesh to make this work. I made this for myself as I didn't really like anything else I had for him, and this is Sims 2, so I went with earlier hair, and I liked how this mesh looked. Loosely based on like this hair. I didn't bother with other ages beyond adult again. I would have if I decided to de-age him and send him to university, but I did that with Otto instead.

Again also works in Castaway Stories, as I used it, again. It's easy to import Sim's faces from 2 into the stories games.

Awsten Tricolor Hair

Awsten Red Hair

You need this mesh to make this work. The bright green in that is also great and I used that for him at first. These are his eyes too, or rather his right eye. No screenshots of the red hair, but it's just a bright plain red in case you prefer it. I made this hair as it looked okay with the colors kind of being randomly spread around the mesh. This is his outfit btw. Again only works with adult as far as I'm aware.

BONER Shirt

R&R Shirt

NoRegRetsShirt

JALEXShirt

BMTHShirt1

BMTHShirt2

BMTHShirt3

BMTHShirt4

You need this mesh to make these work. All of these are Everyday fashion only by account of only the Everyday category having the option for separates and these are all tops. Don't ask me what pants I use, I have so many downloaded, but these work with all of them.

As it turns out I didn't take screenshots of all of these ingame, but maybe these help with that.

PTV Hoodie

DropDead Hoodie

You need this mesh for the PTV hoodie. I don't THINK the DD hoodie needs anything external, I compared it to a vanilla mesh and it seemed to line up. I don't know, I made it last December and I didn't log everything I did. Like the shirts above, Everyday category only as they are tops.

As a bonus, here's some misc Sims 2 screenshots to hit the image limit, including this stuff and with no context to my game. I know most people on modern computers play with The Ultimate Collection, but I installed it via discs, and a few ISOs as I didn't feel like spending $30+ for a few missing stuff packs on eBay. :) Pretty sure those ISOs are why my game is British and I have to always manually set the clock and a few other small things every time I load it. Not a big deal to me, just felt I'd mention for clarity. Castaway Stories is from an ISO too as have you SEEN those prices on eBay?! I have Sims 3 on Disc too, 100%, never made any CC for it tho. I love how Sims 2 was out at the peak of, ahem, mid to late 2000s culture so a lot of CC for it is of it's time in the best possible way. I kept this theme going with adding in custom music that ONLY existed from before 2009 (so 2008 is my cut-off date) and it's fun only hearing music of the era ingame. :) I DID make stuff for Sims 1 too years ago but I don't know how I even really did it so idk how to make more and also I don't care that much. I wanted to try playing with Alex and Jack in Sims 1 too but I kept getting fucked up files that didn't work or look right and I didn't know what I needed to do to make it right and I didn't wanna waste more time than I already did trying to make their faces. I do have semi-not ugly faces and outfits for a couple others tho.

Oh yeah, all this stuff is made in the Body Shop and GIMP for textures.

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[tvsnationalgeosapphic]

those old men sure were grumpy !

[lost-inanotherlife]

Man, sometimes I hate S5 so much I just can't.... I'm rewatching "He's Our You" and all this "OMG Juliet and Sawyer?" "What, really?" "You didn't know?", YES, they're together "not as roommates", what's not clicking? Like, how is that even hard to believe or something anybody would even care about? I'm sorry but I hate that they ruined something beautiful and FOR WHAT, HUH?

[grumpybearsguts]

Doomed yaoi edit to the outro of Rose Tinted Glasses by Mitch Marsico

[quietwingsinthesky]

a companion’s main job is to figure out when the doctor is at his moodiest and then squish him at the bottom of the puppy pile

[reneesbooks]

finding more words

@oh-no-another-idea tagged me to find correct, hold, prayer, and fish. looking at the witch of the west this time!

correct

“Why wouldn't she tell us?” Jack wonders, putting his feet up on one of the other chairs. “The lost princess, thought to have been murdered for all these years. A secret like that…” “It's how Keelan O'Leyne knew who she was,” Arthur says thoughtfully. “But she said she didn't remember him. Did she lie?” “She doesn’t lie,” Jack says. Emilia bites her lip but doesn’t correct him. “Not about something that important, at least. She wouldn’t.” “It’s still a hell of a secret,” Arthur says, tracing the rim of his teacup. “She didn’t lie about not remembering Keelan O’Leyne,” Emilia says, finally picking up her tea. “I would have been able to tell.” “There is that old rumor,” Jack says. “The servants, and that envoy from Fierodia that disappeared.” “You think she used memory magic on her own sister?” Arthur shakes his head. “By all accounts,the queen was devastated by the princess’s death. It doesn’t make sense that she was the one to make her disappear.”

hold

The dark spots are growing bigger, but she has finished healing the wound. She steps back and collapses into the moss, her limbs refusing to hold her any longer. Silver sparks drip off her fingertips as she stares up at the canopy of leaves above her. The sun is shining through, dappled light across her face. “Birdie,” Fabin’s human voice says, exhausted and panicked. “Birdie, please, look at me.” She drags her gaze away from the green light and focuses on the blur of Fabin kneeling over her. “Are you okay?” “Shut up,” he says, though his voice doesn’t carry any venom. His pupils are still blown wide from the pain-relief spell. “Can you stand?” Her arms twitch weakly at her sides. “I’m sorry.” “Shut up,” he repeats, though softer and sadder.

prayer praying

The front door creaks open and Emilia turns with dread in the pit of her stomach, praying that she won’t see what she expects. Fabin stands there, blood crusting on his sword, the one that the miller gave him. There is a dark look in his eyes that Emilia doesn’t recognize, and she recoils from him as she realizes the truth. There is a stranger wearing her brother’s skin. “Shit, Fabin,” Jack spits from his seat next to Arthur, raising to his feet. “You’ve gone and fucking done it now."

fish

Birdie sits up, yawning. They're in her papa's boat, the one he takes out onto the lake to fish. He is at the helm, his expression thoughtful as he steers them down a river. “Papa?” she asks quietly. He looks down at her, smiling. “What is it, duckling?” She plays with her skirt. “Why did we have to leave home? I miss the lake. You used to throw me in when it was too cold.” Confusion flits across his face for an instant before it softens into a kind of sadness. “The king is hunting for witches, duckling. If anyone sees you, they'll know you're a witch. I can't let anything happen to you.”

another open tag for spot, rim, stranger, and steer!

[whippetcrimes]

When Misty came to work with me last weekend, a man came in to collect the money for a local dog rescue. And he asked me if she was a rescue then continued the conversation into older people should adopt old rescue dogs because if they get a young dog from a breeder, the dog will have nowhere to go if they pass before the dog and the family can't take the dog/doesn't want it... And I was just like. If I weren't on the clock right now, I'd at the very least have said that any good breeder would take the dog back... He even directly asked me, "what would happen to your beautiful designer dog if something happened to you and your partner?" I had to bite my tongue so hard.

[queer-crusader]

Anne to womb 📣 we finished our period nearly a week ago, please stop cramping out of fucking nowhere like you wanna go for round two