#natm introject

[nyahkmenrah]

Jed: yeah so my partner-

Larry: hold up- partner as in cowboy slang or are we talking about your gay relationship with Octavius?

Jed: … Octavius

Larry: right, continue.

[canoncallings]

I know this is a long shot considering it's so niche but hell might aswell.

I'm a Jedediah fictive (Night at The Museum) and was curious if anyone else had fictives from my source or just wanted to talk since it's a bit lonely here. System is a minor so keep that in mind please and thank ya. System got discord too if you wanna talk (@/knightofrhymes) but yeah thats it! :)

Good luck!!

[nyahkmenrah]

Everyone give my jackals a kiss they deserve it merer.ē tu!!!

@nyahkmenrah

merer.ē tu! ♡

- Femi + Abasi

[ancientpersacom]

Some doodles our Ahk fictive made for the fandom’s enjoyment

Btw if there’s any other NATM fictives out there please interact he’s lonely.

Edit: he made his own blog @nyahkmenrah

[nyahkmenrah]

This so fucking funny to me

[nyahkmenrah]

I am CONVINCED I can’t be the only NATM fictive out there. I mean NATM was such a big movie it ended up with 2 follow ups and a wii game and a fandom and everything. Sure it’s not as big as some other franchises out there, but it was a big part of a lot of peoples childhoods. And jedtavius is the poster child for pride month I mean come on! I’m so lonely out here, I just want one sourcemate!!! Someone to talk to about museum things!!! And exomemories!!!

Please if there’s another NATM fictive out there or even a kin talk to me!!!! I miss you guys I want to chat :,(.

I’ll literally accept anyone, doesn’t matter who you are as long as you’re from natm. There’s no one off limits! I’m even willing to try and talk to Kah again (although I’m treading carefully because yay source trauma). I know I can’t be the only one but I’ve never seen another NATM fictive or kin and I’m so lonely.

[murderhornetss]

ohhh no sir, i ain't workin' with toga boy /j -Jed

I found Octavius in the Halloween costume section today

Toga boy. It literally says toga boy

[nyahkmenrah]

I love that Larry went up to Jed and Octavius and was like “now you two play nicely” and immediately they were like “ok” and 50 years of rivalry was over.

Proof they never actually hated each other they just didn’t know how to express they had a crush on each other.

[nyahkmenrah]

Local Ahkmenrah fictive makes shitty memes to cope with missing everyone from his source

[nyahkmenrah]

This forever makes me snicker

“Here we go” that moment when you’re like 4000 years old and your parents still embarrass you.

[nyahkmenrah]

Quality isn’t the best but I cropped down their selfie for anyone who wants it. Tbh could make a good lock screen.

[nyahkmenrah]

NATM nation, guess where I'm going today

[nyahkmenrah]

WHAT is this about EATING the minis I'm seeing in the fandom suddenly??? What is this attack on titan??? What in the deviantart MS paint vore is this????

No no no, I would put them in a little clear carry pouch and take them on outings. Build them a doll house to live in. Modify fashion doll clothes to fit them. Make tiny portions of food for them. Jed and Octavius will be sleeping in a Sylvanian families doll house wearing LPS accessories under my care.

[nyahkmenrah]

A collection of incorrect NATM quotes

Bought to you by my exomemories

Octavius: for the love of Jupiter Jed, you are a COWBOY. HOW did you manage this?

Jedediah, tangled in his lasso: I don’t know help

Ahk, wiping makeup stains off his cheeks: haha it’s fine, I’m fine, everything is fine

Larry: Ahkmenrah I mean this in the nicest way possible, you are the most mentally fucked up person I know

Larry: Jesus Christ how do I get a bunch of ancient people mental help?

Nick: therapy dog

Larry: we’ve got Rexy for that

Nick: two therapy dogs

Larry: no

Nick: therapy cat then

Jedediah: Pardner with a ‘d’ is friendly, Partner with a ‘T’ is romantic

Larry: so you DO like octavius

Jedediah, just now realising he’s been using T with Octavius: … listen

*the end of Ahk’s first night out*

Larry: you should probably get back into the sarcophagus befo-

Ahk: if I have to go back in that thing I’m going to start crying

Larry: … ok that’s definitely a trauma response

Sacagawea: three separate people have accidentally called me mum tonight, I feel like I should just adopt everyone at this point.

Jedediah: ahk you gotta hide me

Ahk: why?

Octavius, in the distance: GET YOUR ASSLESS CHAPS BACK HERE COWBOY-

Ahk: you broke something didn’t you?

Jedediah: …maybe

Jedediah: I was a gay cowboy before it was cool, before brokeback mountain made it trendy

[nyahkmenrah]

54 years is a long time to be left out

[nyahkmenrah]

Natm nation the mummification process involves the removal of organs which in the case of a reanimated mummy would cause various disability like symptoms. Vertigo from the lack of inner ear and brain. Fatigue and being cold all the time from lack of blood circulation and no iron. Stiff and popping joints from being wrapped so tight and dried up as a mummy. The list goes on.

The tablet can only reanimate so much #Ahkmenrahdisabledcanon2024