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UUIGHGGGG HES SO HOT SOMEONE SAVE ME
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2am post jumpscare
#found this and wanted to clean it up rq lol#these guys don’t deserve it ✌️😔#well probably idk#idk anything abt dream just that ppl either make him super effeminate or a horrible person a lot#<- tapping on the door of sans peoples club#do you guys even like him or#/j#except for sunny he seems nice :*)#but man when it comes to the others it 100% feels like ‘well this story/fic/comic needs a villain sooo’#like. I’m not a shooter for sf sans at all but like. ppl don’t even bother making him a sans most of the time it’s like they just turn him#into some anime villain or smth. what to hell#and do NOT even get me started on uf Papyrus Chara and Flowey I will chew through concrete#snow and hail#undertale#underfell#swapfell#undertale dream#is his AU just called dreamtale I genuinely don’t know#I think so#underfell papyrus#flowey#chara#undertale chara#undertale flowey#swapfell sans#god I am NOT used to tagging so many characters#bye
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i love when ppl draw bumblebee like the happy little creachure he is but also i love when people draw bumblebee like he's had 500 beers in the last 1 hour and still the pain won't even ebb
#bonus when they do both by making him just utterly psychotic but he smiles so no one notices#i am a shameful idw bee enjoyer but like in the tired af ppl pleasing libra girl who needs a therapist so fking bad but#has 700000 billion duties and 900000000 billion expectations and mean bitches in his ear telling him hes stupid#sense#and not the he feels like an officer sense like no my queen is just a teachers pet doing her best which is her worst im afraid#anyways i love bee hes very indignant and a bitch but also im gonna stand beside her sorry#u do not understand how powerful it was to give him a cane . a literal crutch to hold onto to feel stronger even when ratchet says he doesnt#have to anymore but yet bee still insists bcs he doesnt have time for the repairs itll take when others cannot survive#and 2 it comforts him with support and also power and so he cradles it close with the idea of him being weak & needing smthing else#to make him strong#even tho at this point it's rlly just for comfort but he cant afford to allow himself to have comfort when others cant#or dont need it in his heroism ideals (specifically optimus being seen as so much stronger than him)#optimus also had bee tho. had him. but bee is so self conscious he just sees all his failures surrounding optimus & views himself not a#crutch to lean on but a crutch to optimus' character#he rlly needed rodimus and his fiery upbeat persona so they could fake it till they made it together and he left & fucking exploded#(in bees eyes)#like idk im just obsessed with this little tryhard loser#he islike a sad little clingy mother who refuses to think herself as human. she is just mother. lives off evrryones accomplishments#never her own#idk like hes so interesting tonme i want to kill him teehee#chew on him like sponge cak#bumblebee#transformers#tf bumblebee#tf idw#idw#tf#????#maccadam#i hate not knowing waht tag to use
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i like him
#somebody needs to keep me 8 metres away at all times or else ill start chewing on him#i just want everyone to know if i end up making a character who happens to resemble harvey in any shape or form#it probably wasnt a coincidence 😐and it will happen again#if i remember maybe ill try getting stardew when it goes on sale.. my friend showed me her farm and she named her chicken after doja cat#or maybe it was nikki minaj i cant remember. and she also said smth about monsters and passing out if you stay out after a certain hour#idk how accurate tht is all i know is the funny fucked up grandpas bed#i read somewhere that harveys supposed to be in his early to mid thirties and i dont have a problem with it but i think itd be very funny#if hes actually younger than he looks hes just a med school postgrad lmao. idk how well that headcanon would hold up since ive#never played the game and idk how often ppl talk about his age or if itsjust an implied thing. i just think its really really funny#im trying to get into the habit of drawing poses so im using reference images to try and build up muscle memory#i found some cute pictures of two ppl playing by the sea shore and it reminded me of xin and sailor so im gonna draw em like that#i havent drawn em in so long..... maybe i should update xins reference since i changed their lore quite a bit#myart#my art#doodles#stardew valley#stardew#sdv#sdv harvey#kinda wanna see him whimper a little bit. as a treat
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i can not be fucking normal about him by the way
#i need to chew on him like a squeaker toy#i have plans for trying to write him and ive been trying to doodle him...#im waiting for my days off so i can properly sit down and do something#i also NEED to make gifs of him since im not really finding any? might do that after work#monoco save me monoco#clair obscur: expedition 33#monoco#kieran yaps#idk there's just something about him.....#i also REALLY want to know more about how gestrals work in general#RAAAAAAA i need to just sit down and work on something with him
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hear me out, hear me out
Sharpwolf modern au except it’s practically just “Stacy’s mom”
you genius
and like, Antinous isn’t even friends with Telemachus either. just one of the neighbors, who also commutes to uni
AND!!!! AND!!!! Penelope is the dean of their department :0
which just adds to all of it
#i am seeing the VISION#eyes open#who needs sleep when i can chew on this#Ody was the dean but left on some abroad mission or whatever and tracking back is hell for him#some drama happened between him and other professors (brain said ‘what if the Iliad was just academia beef at a conference’)#and literally just AFTER all that shit calmed down the airspace closed for reasons#also his luggage went missing so his passport is missing (this is the b plot to this au btw)#anyway#A plot: Antinous thinks if he can seduce the current dean then it will help with…..whatever degree he’s doing#Telemachus calls him out for his dumbass behavior (maybe at a party which prompts the song idk)#Antinous switches gears and decides ‘if i can play the nice boyf then the dean will look easy on me…..i am smort’#asks#sharpwolf#antimachus#antinous x telemachus
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DOAheads will be combing through multiple comic archives in order to build a cohesive reading of Walky or Danny as trans girls which to be clear i also do because i can see the former and am a ride-or-die supporter of the latter
is anybody brave enough to go up to bat for reading Faz and Mike as repressed trans girls
#dumbing of age#shortpacked!#<- ig i need to tag that too idk#this post brought to you by: my girlfriend reading shortpacked! and getting blindsided by this page#like i know logically this is from 2006 and actually not great in context because its placement in the story is like#Wow Isn't Girls Kissing Le Epic For The Dudes In The Audience#but like. its enough of a kernel for me to chew on for Faz at least bc i 100% can see him as a 4chan tgirl#Mike is a more difficult sell here because even if he is the one speaking the idea into existence. lets be real he's just trolling Faz here#but at the same time im kind of obsessed with this idea in a DOA context where he dies before estrogen can save him#sorry for trying to forcefem your cisguy characters willis. it will happen again
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What colors would a god machine bleed? Be it some dream or nightmare?
#blood/#rain world#five pebbles#rain world five pebbles#five pebbles rain world#biting and chewing my favorite character like a chewtoy and then sticking him in a blender (affectionate)#he's so me. i need to shake him around for a while. give me 26 dollars for the plush and i'll give him a warm blankie instead.#i also just wanted to draw someone covered in blood. unfortunately he was the person i was sketching. i'm so so sick he's suffering with me#payment for the sniffles.#idk what the text is for i just wanted to sound cool </3#haha wheee 💖#edit: wow i should drench him in blood more often. yall like that huh.
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the fact that one of the most prominent of benson’s character motifs throughout the whole movie is that he feeds people? that’s so fucked up
#or the way that food equals comfort to him.. goddamn dude#and maybe that just hits extra hard for me bc the symbology of providing meals is my entire personality#idk it’s just crazy to me that he’s shown trying to feed randy. feeding his mom.#‘we work in fast food; isn’t that like the same thing?’ ‘no; it’s not. people need to eat.’ (paraphrase)#first move after murdering 3 people and taking a 4th hostage? ‘let’s get something to eat.’ ????????#this is the type of shit that makes me need to chew glass#the passenger#benson#text
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long as fuck nails always painted with at least a clear coat club:
saiki kusuo
teruhashi kokomi
kaido shun
saiko metori
imu rifuta
nail biters club:
kuboyasu aren
yumehara chiyo
arisu makino
suzumiya hii
nendo riki
aiura mikoto (with fake nails over top)
(formerly) kaido shun
(formerly) toritsuka reita
(formerly) akechi touma
normal short nails 🙄:
hairo kineshi
mera chisato
satou hiroshi
toritsuka reita
akechi touma
#idk why i made this its just funny to me#i was just looking at how long my nails are rn and this came to mind#i think akechi bit his nails as a kid and then learned how much bacteria is there and snapped out of it so quick#ur gonna have to trust me on aiura cuz i just know.#she has to constantly resist the urge to bite off her press-ons but theyre a little tougher than normal nails so she still chews on em a li#kaido used to bite his nails BAD but he broke the habit a while after he started painting them#cuz swallowing nail polish constantly is really annoying and gross and DEFINITELY wasnt making him choke or anything noo shhh#im not rlly sure of my reasoning with toritsuka.. i just know#i couldn't decide for kusuke tbh cuz i feel like he just doesnt give a shit#but for him does that mean he would just let them grow out forever or that he would just bite them tf off ?#he would probably need short nails for all the hand work he does though so#maybe he maintains them normally but only for that reason#we all know he doesnt take care of himself so he wouldnt do it if he didnt need to#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#meows post
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WIP 🦑🌌✨Nautolan design based on Glass frogs and other transparent fish species
#star wars#sw#nautolan oc#nautolan#i may have bitten of more than i can chew with this design#but hey it's looking cool so far so have a wip#he needs a name <3#also nautolans canonicaly have multiple hearts?#idk how many tho so he gets three#plus some other weird anatomy bits#anyway i wanna kiss him#creepy nauto are you free on sunday
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Hello!
If you're not too busy, would you mind listing some of the things you think count as death flags for Mr. Spender?
There's the obvious fact that he's the "old" mentor to group of young protagonists, but what else do you think would count?
OHH BOY ok so I'd think I'm a crackpot for this but since we're talking about Zack "Foreshadowing" Morrison. I have some thoughts
No harm in leading with the (chronologically) first thing that jumped out at me:
This one IMMEDIATELY made me antsy whenever I came back to it after my initial read, and considering Zack has referred to it on twitter in the past as one of their favorite jokes it's definitely not been forgotten about.
Second, the sheer amounts of near-misses, jokey or not, of Spender narrowly avoiding specifically lightning
Again, not much, but it's weird that it happened thrice, latter two of which had real gravitas rather than an one-off joke.
And third, Spender himself. He's repeatedly shown himself to be kind of a self sacrificing idiot, as well as prideful to a fault. Granted, it's both him and Mina trying to take on all the responsibility of saving Mayview and its inhabitants from their fate.. But Spender is exactly that right measure of doesn't-value-himself-enough (chest footprint aftercare or lack thereof), having an obscene amount of power (enables his loner act + pride) and poor judgement that has the capacity to put him at great risk. And it has!
Spender has not only shown low enough self-esteem to view himself as the de-facto scapegoat for the safety of the town, but also prideful enough to make very bad calls that end up in people, often himself, hurt (COUGH FORGE INCIDENT COUGH)
This is all conjecture, but it's definitely enough to make me worried about him :') Even if all this doesn't mean he'll necessarily die he's definitely getting (even more) seriously injured at some point. I love the guy but he's so far doing a horrible job of convincing me he wants to live bad enough to circumvent at least that
#not art#admin answers#paranatural#pnat#richard spender#pts-fic-notes-and-blog#before i continue on with tag ramble i just want to say tysm for leaving an ask!#none of my friends read this so ive been stewing on these thoughts for some months and i loved finally sharing them#this isn't exactly proof but the hijack possession seemingly being the final nail in the coffin for his and isabel's relationship.#idk it feels significant to me. thats one more tether to support kinda gone. someone who knows him well enough to know he's unwell#he seems not exactly content but fr incapable of not burning bridges as he is now. and considering how rashly he acts he REALLY needs those#to not do stupid shit all the god damn time with no buffer other than Lucifer. who for his measured approach to rick's hotheadedness#has honestly shown himself to be pretty lenient and kinda bad at controlling spender's more (self) destructive tendencies? so he dont count#to be clear i love spender to bits but he is dumb as rocks and has all the self preservation of a fruit fly. it needs to be said#also the lightning man... idk its WEIRD like especially on the reread its the thing that most consistently threatens him! it repeats#sure he gets chewed by a bat and banged up by forge but?? he somehow always comes back to lightning. catnine has it out for him#its something i didnt even really put together until i continued reading the flashback chapter AFTER getting this ask and went OHHHGNHF#which the only reason lightning is such a non issue is lucifer's powers. which belong to his sunglasses and not to the spirit in him#so its not like they can't be taken away he's just got a really good excuse for having those on all the time#TAGS GETTING SO LONG. ANYWAYS. i hope this is comprehensible lol
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Thinking about Menoetius, Prometheus, epimetheus, and Atlas…
#also kronos but he’s not the focus right now#arrgghhhhhh at the bars of my cage chewing viciously about the Titans#need to talk so much about them actually#Kleos will get her rant one day#hehe :3#idk how to tag this#greek mythology#greek titans#idk#uhhhh#menoetius#prometheus#epimetheus#I’ll… do something with their whole thing idk.#gotta formulate opinions#and like#all that stuff#I’ll shove them into a story somewhere somehow#I already got my favorite (Menoeitus) bound legally to Mercury soo#tho I might switch him for his dad (Iapetus)#we’ll see it’s just about how my cookie is gonna crumble#lolol#okay bye
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03/12/2025 Progress Update:
TLDR: Another 1K-ish drafted, about 26K now. But we're splitting it. 16K for chapter 5 and 10K for chapter 6 are drafted (chapter 6 will likely be of similar length when done).
I don't have the words to describe exactly WHAT the 1K words drafted were about today, but they're in the fifth chapter somewhere lol.
Mmmm yeah I'm gonna split the chapter up; it's decided, no takesies-backsies. That means we're at about 16K for chapter 5 and 10K for chapter 6. Then, what's left to draft of chapter 5 is some solidification of the second and third sections, which both have quite a lot written already and just need to be tweaked. So I don't anticipate a ton more words (she says with her fingers crossed).
I feel a little bad splitting it after promising the heist in this one, but be rest assured the whole heist is already drafted, it'll just be pushed back a bit... So it'll be be okay, we're gonna work through this.
Also this means no commission for this one :'( Commission for chapter 6 is already in progress tho! And when I get paid, I'll get one going for chapter 7, too, so we got it all lined up. Yayayaya I love art. I fucking suck at giving commission direction though lmao, I just gotta let these artists do their thing 'cause I'm no good.
Since I'm considering putting chapters 8 and 9 together, I'll be keeping the chapter count on ao3 the same for now. And I'm uhhhh too lazy to go back into my tumblr posts and update every time I mentioned a chapter, soooo you may need to move the red strings on your corkboard one peg to the right <3
Paragraph of void journal (of course, because I can't shut up), but I got through my most stressful meeting of the month today, so I'm feeling relieved :)) I still feel like a toddler in adult shoes at my job sometimes (lmao ALL the time) so anytime there's something this important I have to run, I get nauseatingly anxious. But I try to live by the mantra "Feel the fear and do it anyway"; it's one of those phrases my mom always said as a kid that I repeat to myself constantly as an adult. Anxiety never releases me, but I still gotta do the hard stuff.
Have a lovely lovely night/day/whenever you see this! I'm so ready for these chapters to be done lmao been staring at them too long.
#thwwichphantomthief#kiwi’s void journal#i need some more small motor motions i can give shuichi in this thing#so like him tapping the pen in ch 3 and chewing his inner lips and picking at scabs on the back of his neck#i like when characters play with their hair but i've already given that to kokichi sorta#idk we'll see what we do
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hey does anyone know what on earth is happening with cdvs accent it seems different to me than p much anyone elses
#i could be wrong it might just be the actors voice specifically (or both???)#his words are just. sounds v chewed and clunky to me somehow????#i dont like to bring stuff like this up bc its usually kind of rude. but in this case i think it was a deliberate choice#and idk anything abt how british accents relate to class bc im american#so i know theres a whoooole level of the clacissm that im missing bc i dont have the context needed to pick up on it#has anyone ever made like. a chart of the different accents we hear and from who?#like i imagine crozier has an irish accent (but mostly trained out of it) (also i cant hear it but im sure he has one)#<- this is coming from the person who didnt notice shrek’s scottish accent for like 20 yrs. yall get the idea#pomodoriwhines#the terror#charles des voeux#<- i mean i guess tho the post is less abt him now
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anaxa is actually such a weirdo. SUCH a freaky weirdo i just know he is and i need him carnally
#literally#i would chew him to little pieces#with my bare teeth#if he set foot within so much as a mile of me#r’s random thoughts#idk he unlocks some really strange and depraved part of me is all i’m gonna say#i NEED. HIM
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