#need to chew on him actually
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Haymitch as a character drives me a little bit insane bc like I always see people say haymitch survived his games bc he outsmarted them or cheated the system which is true, but that's only how he survived the final fight. The rest of it he survived because he never trusted anything or anyone except THE TIME HE DID TRUST SOMEONE she dies. Because of him. because he figured out something he wasn't supposed to know. And then everyone he loved was killed because he had survided. And then he has to escort 48 kids to their death and he knows all their names, and then finally finally they break the system. And then like, they win right? but all his friends are still dead and he's still drinking and like, I don't know! I don't know how you keep living in a world post everything, in a world that is now asking you to trust that things will get better and are better and safe now like how do you get yourself to trust when the only reason you even lived in the first place is because you never let your guard down.
#haymitch abernathy#the hunger games#like this sad miserable alcoholic drives me actually insane.#I have to chew on drywall whenever I think about him I need to lie down#:v
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RUFUS “RJ” FIREFLY JR. (played by Robert Mukes) from HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES
Very (not) normal about him. Rob Zombie knew to not give him a lot of speaking lines/screen time because he sensed that one day I would be walking around. He knew I would be insufferable and annoying about this man.
#chewing on him#like a squeaky toy#like a number two pencil#gnawing at the bars of my enclosure#I want that big man#I need him actually#horror#horror movie slashers#rufus firefly jr#rufus firefly#macabrebatz’s gifs#my gifs#house of 1000 corpses#Rob zombie#slashers x reader#rj firefly
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i like him
#somebody needs to keep me 8 metres away at all times or else ill start chewing on him#i just want everyone to know if i end up making a character who happens to resemble harvey in any shape or form#it probably wasnt a coincidence 😐and it will happen again#if i remember maybe ill try getting stardew when it goes on sale.. my friend showed me her farm and she named her chicken after doja cat#or maybe it was nikki minaj i cant remember. and she also said smth about monsters and passing out if you stay out after a certain hour#idk how accurate tht is all i know is the funny fucked up grandpas bed#i read somewhere that harveys supposed to be in his early to mid thirties and i dont have a problem with it but i think itd be very funny#if hes actually younger than he looks hes just a med school postgrad lmao. idk how well that headcanon would hold up since ive#never played the game and idk how often ppl talk about his age or if itsjust an implied thing. i just think its really really funny#im trying to get into the habit of drawing poses so im using reference images to try and build up muscle memory#i found some cute pictures of two ppl playing by the sea shore and it reminded me of xin and sailor so im gonna draw em like that#i havent drawn em in so long..... maybe i should update xins reference since i changed their lore quite a bit#myart#my art#doodles#stardew valley#stardew#sdv#sdv harvey#kinda wanna see him whimper a little bit. as a treat
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I hate having an oc i cant talk about.. c’moooon the world must know how much of a little bitch he issss
#working on a playlist and thinking a lot about him..#i need to chew on him but not in an affectionate way skdhd#actually wait. I cant think of a reason why I need to keep him secret..#-runs away mischeviously-#i may come back with a doodle in a bit.. mayb#rozu thoughts
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yesterday i got jumpscared at work by sudden bunny rescue operation, if anyone has bunny tips beyond the reddit intro threads thatd be deeply appreciated?
we're planning to bring the little guy to a rescue i trust if we end up being unable to provide for him, since finances are tight rnow. but we're gonna be holding onto him for a while either way since the rescue is far away and i want him to be comfortable in the meantime.
or yknow. if we foster fail id like to know some tips directly from people and not just via researching guides and forums, ik some things you only learn from experience

old picture of bnnuy in question ^^^
#petblr#rabbits#rabbitblr#also i do have a room that my cats cant get into while were at work so bun does have a secure place to live#hes most likely neutered but we dont know for sure since he was actually rescued from a different person before#but hes apparently very calm and only thumps when hes mad about someone being up too late and disturbing his bedtime#so i imagine he is#i had three guinea pigs when i was younger and i did a lot of research on proper care for them#but i never did look into rabbits much#so i know i need to pick up timothy and get some fresh veggies for him every day and pick up some oxbow pellets#but like. do i need to put up curtains in my sunroom for temp and light control? its air conditioned but is that enough?#should i wipe the tile with vinegar and water to get rid of any cleaner?#i have cloth puppy pads but i know rabbits chew on anything#so what do i cover them with to protect bunny? where do i get bunny safe pads? tractor supply?#WHAT DO I USE FOR HIS LITTER BOX#hhhhhhhh.#MY FUCKING BOSS ASKED ME IF I WANTED A TURTLE LIKE TWO WEEKS INTO MY EMPLOYMENT TOO#MY AUTISTIC ANIMAL LOVING SWAG IS BOTH A BLESSING AND A CURSE
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@little-meowyao a naive and temporary sense of belonging u.u
#mdzs#nieyao#meng yao#jin guangyao#nie mingjue#jgy#nmj#i'm so normal about jgy having nie braids. so normal.#however needing to DRAW nie braids is a whole separate matter what a nightmare#i am so grateful that i get to shove that stupid hat on jgy's head most of the time because trying to figure out how to draw these braids#in a way that is a) recognizable and b) not completely idiotic is brutal#i have no idea if i succeed at either one of these goals#anyway i like to think that the precursor to this picture is:#nie huaisang (intentionally) messing around with meng yao's hair but not actually giving him FORMAL nie braids#(since he's not sect leader he doesn't TECHNICALLY have the right to invite him to do that)#(but he does make a mess of meng yao's hair and meng yao is just waiting for a way to politely slip away and fix it)#nmj sees it though and is like ''you can't walk around like that. you look ridiculous. sit. i'm fixing this.''#at which point he DOES give meng yao proper nie braids#(not that he like. explains anything about them. meng yao is smart he'll understand. obviously.)#nie huaisang is smug as a cat who got the cream when he sees them the next day and promises to teach meng yao how to maintain them#my art#honestly i think nieyao is one of my favourite ships out of any of mxtx's works it's SO good#maybe even top three? they're just so bad for each other on every conceivable level and i want to play with them like a chew toy#i also i want someone to save jgy so badly. so badly.
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DOAheads will be combing through multiple comic archives in order to build a cohesive reading of Walky or Danny as trans girls which to be clear i also do because i can see the former and am a ride-or-die supporter of the latter
is anybody brave enough to go up to bat for reading Faz and Mike as repressed trans girls
#dumbing of age#shortpacked!#<- ig i need to tag that too idk#this post brought to you by: my girlfriend reading shortpacked! and getting blindsided by this page#like i know logically this is from 2006 and actually not great in context because its placement in the story is like#Wow Isn't Girls Kissing Le Epic For The Dudes In The Audience#but like. its enough of a kernel for me to chew on for Faz at least bc i 100% can see him as a 4chan tgirl#Mike is a more difficult sell here because even if he is the one speaking the idea into existence. lets be real he's just trolling Faz here#but at the same time im kind of obsessed with this idea in a DOA context where he dies before estrogen can save him#sorry for trying to forcefem your cisguy characters willis. it will happen again
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thinking about ojima takeshi. thats it thats the post i have severe ojima brainworms send help
#heh.. if you wanna send me anything ojima related in my askbox thatd be cool......#(PLS I AM SO DESPERATE PLS I NEED STUFF TO CHEW ON 😭😭😭😭) /hj#i genuinely cant stop thinking abt him i love him so much hes so dear to me#fuckkkk he deserved so much better#i miss my wife tails i miss him a lot#man. this fandom needs more x reader content /hj#i would add stuff but.. man i am so scared of being ooc or my writing being shit 😭#this fandom needs more content in general#actually yknow what#i may not be confident in my writing but i sure as hell am confident in my art if you dm me ur selfship oc or self insert oc for tetro ill#draw them when i have the time#man ive been rambling./ a lot#its almost 12am man i should go to bed 😭😭#tdrp#tetro danganronpa#ojima takeshi
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Noah fence but if you can't handle thinking about the actual story of Mouthwashing and you just want to imagine silly found family scenarios with the crew on the Tulpar then maybe you shouldn't be engaging with HORROR media...... just a thought.
#mouthwashing#100% gonna regret tagging it but whatever it's been on my mind a lot recently#i feel like mouthwashing absolutely should not have been fandom-ified the way it has been#I'm not saying that no one should enjoy it. I'm not saying that no one should make silly memes or hcs or fanart#I just feel like all the people who are like#“mouthwashing but nothing bad happens and everyone has a good time and Jimmy is a normal person and/or dies”#are kind of..... severely missing the point of the game#it feels almost disrespectful in a way. this game was clearly trying to communicate some heavy stuff#and ppl are just throwing that all away to play with the characters like dolls#I mean obv it's not really my business how other ppl engage with media but scrolling through the tags I'm like. man cmon#anyway Daisuke is my newest chew toy blorbo but if I try to draw him I need to actually be put down for real#rambles#(it's too late btw I already sketched him bc I was annoyed by seeing all the fanart where he just has a gash across his face)#(he got an AXE TO THE FACE)#oops it's 5 am lol
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my favorite scully and mulder moments from s5
in episode 1, mulder sneakily enters scully's apartment. he sits in the dark in silence; as she gets undressed for bed, he says “keep going, FBI woman”, which only slightly surprises her (her face is shocked, but she doesn't yell; just asks "mulder? what are you doing? why are you sitting in my bedroom in the dark?" which is an incredibly reasonable question! he tells her that he killed a man, and she thinks he is joking, so he clarifies that he isn't)
scully waking up in the hospital bed in episode 2 to mulder by her side- she’s worried someone will see him as they just spent a good amount of time faking his death, but he smiles, grabs her hand, sits on the bed, and kisses her cheek, saying “i’m officially among the undead” (WAHHHH)
(and when she is so worried about how he will have to confess everything, including killing that guy, he does his best to prevent her from dwelling on it- “hey scully, how about those yankees?”)
how she very seriously warns him that skinner is the guy on the inside, and he’s touching her face, saying no, he’s not; mulder knows that skinner made the deal with CSM, but she doesn't know he risked his career and life to save her
and then she offers to take the fall for shooting that guy, saying “mulder, if i can’t save you, let me at least give some meaning to what’s happened to me” (tears. TEARS)
(and when her family arrives to visit her in the hospital, he says he was just leaving, giving her one last kiss on the hand before heading out)
mulder coming by her bedside again after considering taking CSM’s deal to join the dark side, but ultimately refusing: “then why’d you come here if you’d already made up your mind?” she asks, and he laughs: “because i knew you’d talk me out of it if i was making a mistake” (the total trust they have in each other......)
when mulder leaves for his big hearing, she tells him that he’ll be in her prayers (and he kisses her cheek once more, telling her to ask the “father to say a few hail mulders for me, okay?”)
(she is literally laying in bed dying, and despite him never understanding her beliefs and her having, you know, imminent death on her own doorstep, she talks to god about him. intervening with the creator on his behalf. and he, instead of being dismissive of religion like he usually is, accepts the help with a joke and a kiss on the cheek... i feel like i could write a poem on the subject and my emotions still wouldn't be fully expressed)
they’re in the car on the way to a team building seminar in episode 4, and mulder leans over to scully, asking her to please kill him now
however, she immediately realizes he's come up with a new plan to get out of the whole thing by investigating a case: “you want me to tell them that you’re not going to make it to this year’s teamwork seminar?” (he grabs her shoulders, bending over a little to meet her eye level) “yeah. you see that? we don’t need that conference. we have communication like that, unspoken. you know what i’m thinking”
scully trying to start a fire to keep him warm after his body goes into shock- she asks if he has ever thought about dying, saying she was angry while she was sick, and talking about the struggle to give suffering meaning. and then after he makes some joke to get her laughing, she picks up him, placing his head in her lap (“i don’t wanna wrestle”, he mumbles, to which she replies “get over here. i’m trying to keep you warm”)
he asks her to sing as they cuddle, so he can know that she is awake and keeping watch. and then when she indulges him, his whiny ass requests the chorus, too <3
when he wakes up he is so scared to see that she isn’t there, but she was just getting some berries LMAO
mutual roasting in episode 5; she says she thinks the townspeople are so bored and obsessed with what they see on TV that they’re imagining a monster, to which he responds “i am alarmed that you would reduce these people to a cultural stereotype”; when he is spouting frankenstein comparisons to the case, she hits him with the “mulder, i’m alarmed you would reduce this man to a literary stereotype” <- they were having a nerd off!!!
“given the power, who could resist to create life in his own image?” “we already have that ability, mulder; it’s called procreation”
and the famous black and white dancing scene to cher music <3
in episode 7, mulder offers to stay with her while emily is dying, rubbing her back as he says so. but she says she wants to do this alone, so he walks away, and she climbs into emily’s bed
and at the funeral, when scully’s mother asks her if she is ready to go, she says she will stay a little while longer and get a ride back with mulder. soon after, she asks “who are the men who would create a life whose only hope is to die?”, and he answers “i don’t know. but that you found her… and you had a chance to love her… maybe she was meant for that, too” (doing his best to find the meaning in the suffering like they talked about in episode 4, because he knows she finds it incredibly difficult... yeah. and her choosing to spend more time with him than to go home and be with her family... whew)
scully refusing to let mulder fall for pusher’s tricks in episode 8, telling him to hang up the phone before he gets sucked into his games
linda bowman uses the same ability to push her will onto others to convince mulder that scully shot herself. he sees scully, begging him to make her stop, before she shoots herself and collapses. he screams, and imagines himself cradling her head. and when the real scully is in front of him, the mind tricks make mulder think that she is linda, so scully has to try and prove it is really her (“you killed her!” “your mother is tina. your sister is samantha. modell warned you- don’t play her game”). scully has enough time to save the day by shooting linda, and by the time he realizes it really is scully standing in front of him, she gently grabs his arm, calling for an ambulance. the terror of it all. and the loyalty that can inspire such terror...
in episode 9, she tries to explain how it would be physically possible for someone to swallow pounds of dirt, and he just smiles at her; “well… you asked me for answers. those are the best ones i’ve got” <-and listen, after his endless ghost and ghoul explanations, i think your lungs to dirt ratio sounds perfectly reasonable, scully
mulder also decides to dig up a grave in that episode, while scully warns him anything he finds will not be admissible in court. isn’t that just so Them? she’s not gonna stop him, but she will make sure he knows what they can and cannot use as evidence.
“i don’t think this was an act of grave robbing, scully” “no, that’s what we were doing” <- LMAO COME ON….
(there’s also a scene at the very end where mulder is stuck in endless mud and you can see scully helping him up, which greatly warmed my heart)
episode 10’s whole dynamic while scully is on vacation and he is back at the office, but especially this exchange over the phone:
“no, i don’t think it's witchcraft, mulder, or sorcery”
“yeah, well, maybe you don’t know what you’re looking for”
“like evidence of conjury or the black arts, or shamanism, divination, wicca, or any kind of pagan or neo-pagan practice? charms, cards, familiars, bloodstones or hex sins, or any of the ritual tableaux associated with the occult, santeria, vodoun, macumba, or any high or low magic?”
“scully?” “yes?” “marry me” “i was hoping for something a little more helpful” (i watched this scene 3 times because there was SO much to adore, including how serious his face was)
she finds him trapped inside an AI torture chamber in episode 11, and pulls him out, mumbling “you’re going to be okay, i’m going to get you out of here”, dragging his limp body to safety
scully walks into their office, where mulder is sitting, at the start of episode 12: “mulder…” “DON’T. don’t even start with me”
scully describing him as “characteristically exuberant” (“hope you brought your cowboy boots! yeehaw!") as she recounts what happened, and him describing her as “less than exuberant” (“well, obviously it’s not a vampire” “why not?” “because they don’t exist?”)
when scully tells mulder not to rule out what cassandra spender has to say in episode 13, she says the words slowly and carefully, and they lock eyes as he nods, recognizing the significance of the moment in terms of her own beliefs
when scully is in the hospital after the explosion in episode 14, mulder wakes her up by running his fingers through her hair, then giving her the gentlest smile; she asks what time it is, and he laughs- but this makes her self-conscious, so he explains “i’m not laughing at you. i’m just very happy to be standing here talking to you, that’s all” (screaming. btw)
(he then raises her bed a little so they can look at each other while he explains what happened, but a nurse shoos him away, saying she needs rest; he leaves with a thumbs up despite her yelling after him)
“the truth i’ve been searching for? the truth is in you” <- man hold on. hold on, man. MAN-
scully undergoing regression hypnotherapy to remember what happened to her during the explosion. mulder is sitting on the couch next to her, looking terrified as she screams. and despite not being fully present as she recalls the horrors, she taps at his hand next to hers on the couch, wordlessly asking him to hold it. when she comes to, she’s panting, and asks if he was there the whole time. he nods
and later they hold hands in the back of a cop car as they get taken to jail <3
scully breaking into mulder’s motel room while he is undercover in episode 18; he screams at her to get out, and denies being undercover, even though skinner told her everything. she stops his yelling with a breathy “oh, mulder, what did they do to you?”, and sets his poor broken fingers as he winces
(and then she is able to recognize him on the tape of the bank heist despite being masked because of his fingers <3)
then they jointly scream in the CIA guy’s face because they realize he was testing bioweapons and killing civilians… synchronized rage looks good on them
mulder decides to go by himself to investigate the mysterious manifesto in episode 19. not even a minute after he walks out of the door from where he was questioning a witness, he calls her to ask her to look through all of the x files, searching for a specific phrase, which she finds. and then we get to hear him say “scully, at the risk of you telling me i told you so, i think it’s time for you to get down here and help me” “i told you so”, she says with a smile
later, he’s rambling about his bug conspiracy, still wearing the clothes that got all bloody from being taken hostage, and she asks if he has gotten any sleep
scully visiting mulder in the hospital after he goes off the deep end, seeing bug people everywhere, breaking into someone’s house, and attacking skinner; she slips her hand into his as he is restrained, telling him she hopes he can see through this delusion: “you have to be willing to see” “i wish it were that simple” “scully, you have to believe me. nobody else on this whole damn planet does or ever will. you’re my… one in five billion”
the hug at the end of episode 20 as they find the x files in ashes </3
#still screaming and crying over some of these in particular#like the fact that i did not imagine episode 4 and that it actually happened is still mind-boggling in the best way#also. her being self-conscious because he laughs when she asks what time it is after waking up from a coma.#and how he patiently explains he isn't laughing at her!!! he's just so happy to see her!!!#my babies?? can two grown adults be my babies?? it is possible!!!#also still losing it over her saying she will pray for him. like god. she meant it so deeply. and he could tell.#if i think about “hey scully how about those yankees?” for longer than 5 seconds i might actually combust btw#or how happy he is to see her. how wide his smile is. how she's worried about blowing his cover but he laughs and says he's undead#or the fact that when she is dying he tells skinner he's only half-dead..........#i need to bark and shake around a chew toy or something.#anyway! ftf tomorrow hopefully! i'll get a best s5 skinner moments as well hopefully this weekend but no promises#msr#the x files#txf
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This is not what I usually post but

Scene Tweek!!
#artwork#art#south park#sp#TWEEK#sp tweek#tweek tweak#scene#digital art#i need to chew on him#I hate him#like not actually hate him I just wanna microwave him y'know#is this even tweek anymore
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Finished Heavenly Tyrant yesterday. Absolutely fucking incredible, made me weep, extremely powerful and complex and beautiful
Also reminded me why leftist men make me want to rrrrrip EVERYYYYY follicle of hair!
Out!
Of!
My!
Scalp!!
#scylla is yapping again#iron widow is my favorite book slash series?#I think the name of the trilogy is also iron widow#regardless#they’re my favorite books of all time#I love the complexities of the characters#qin zheng makes me want to slap him every time he opens his mouth#AUGH I hate that man!!!!!!#extremely average example of what happens when you ask leftist men#to apply their politics to the actual women in their lives#wu zetian I hope you chew through him like a bever#pegging him wasn’t enough#I need him dead#iron widow#heavenly tyrant#wu zetian#qin zheng#my post#booklr
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this made me laugh really hard but i wanted to use this as an excuse to just talk about how cool luffy's powers are because i love him
i've always understood it as like, since he's not a logia he just has the properties of rubber without actually being made of it. and it manifests as he can mostly do anything as long as he can think it, it's a really neat power that lets oda's creativity as a writer always shine! it's not just "i can turn into this substance" it's "how do i use the unique physics of my body to do what i need to do." i love how much creativity and ingenuity plays a role in his fighting ability, how he uses fights to get stronger now and is REALLY excited to do so, and how well it ties into his complete dedication to his dream. it's not like he never takes a single L or never faces tough opponents who really do beat the snot out of him, but you believe in his strength and maintain your suspension of disbelief because he believes in it too. it's good writing!!
knowing he needs to be stronger than everyone else in order to make his dream a reality and (almost) never shying away from that.. and when he does lose his resolve after marineford he leans on the strength of the bonds he has with his friends in order to get it back, reinforcing the power that friendship and connection have in the story
and it's just insanely fun to see him fight!! to see his opponents completely flabbergasted by the fact that he just keeps getting up and won't ever quit, to see the strange fucked up things he does with his body LOL, to see where his inspiration for new moves comes from! the gum-gum pinwheel attack in arlong park lives in my head rent free. i love that all his gear four attacks are named after animals he fought during his two year training, and that he has a specific snake themed variation with a bunch of named snake moves to call back to the amazons and everything they did for him :,]
#liveblog#i love luffy i need to chew on him like a gumball#he is a really good protagonist one of the best to ever do it actually#the katakuri fight was fucking awesome btw
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something something……yu yu main four hcs……r smth
#mother of mozzarella dude…#this is actually a disguise for my long dire need to make kuwama art#guhh…art so good���but so hard to make…#brain has all these ideas…how do people do it…#yu yu hakusho#yyh#yyh kurama#yyh kuwabara#yyh yusuke#yyh hiei#hiei is so hard to draw i want to chew him like he’s those plastic troll dolls
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hey. would you like to feel really bad and go insane from your byler brainrot? allow me to help you by saying that bite the hand by boygenius is a byler song from mike's pov in the closet. you're welcome and enjoy your mike / byler angst as you read these lyrics that remind me of them. 🫶
I can't hear you, you're too far away I can't see you, the light is in my face I can't touch you, I wouldn't if I could I can't love you how you want me to Here's the best part distilled for you But you want what I can't give to you Your hands are gravity while my hands are tied I can't love you how you want me to Who do you think you are? Who do you think I am? What do you wanna say? What do you think will change? Maybe I'm afraid of you I'll bite the hand that feeds me Bite the hand Bite the hand that needs me I can't love you how you want me to
#st#stranger things#byler#mike wheeler#mike angst is like crack to me. i inject that shit intravenously at this point. i love him the way a dog loves its favorite chew toy.#i can't love you how you want me to! i can't touch you i wouldn't if i could! my hands are tied! what do you think will change! maybe#i'm afraid of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL BITE THE HAND THAT NEEDS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T LOVE YOU HOW YOU WANT ME TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#GODDDDDDDD FALLS TO MY KNEES IN THE POURING RAIN#ik what the song is originally abt btw but understand that everything in the entire world is actually about those two gay boys. thank you.
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I keep turning this concept in my head but I can't manage to write it satisfactorily so here I am, setting it out in the wild:
Tim Drake being alerted that Batman INC is something that is in the planning stages of it happening (maybe by Lucius, maybe by Tam, who even knows, look he was CEO for a while and someone is worried about Bruce Wayne about to go public with Batman INC and they get in touch with him) and going to Bruce and refusing to let him do this.
Because Bruce is needed in Gotham and Batman is needed in Gotham, and while Dick is doing a great job and no one will convince Tim of the contrary, that's not Dick's job. It's Bruce's.
(Who also has a son who just got his father back and if anyone knows what it would mean for a son who lost their father to get that father back when you know it's not going to happen... well lets say Tim has Opinions about this [and while he might not get along with Damian all that well yet, they are in that neutral state where Damian is like a cat observing things and studying dynamics and Tim has always been able to work with people he doesn't like or even trust much, so he's not going to punish the kid over whatever's went down between them.])
And besides, let's be real here Bruce, if you want a Batman that can go around the world and pull together teams and make them cohesive and knows what it's needed to be a successful team of young / upcoming young heroes, that's way more Dick than you yourself. Would be preferrable if he was allowed to do it as Nightwing, but the point still stands.
Just ... Tim pow-wowing with Bruce over the whole sitch and convicing him to back down. Not abandon the project, Tim knows that will not happen no matter what Tim does, but trusting it to Dick, who is way better with both younger people and people skills in general than Bruce.
(Which actually is not meant to separate Damian from Dick, Dick can come in from one assignment to the next and check on Damian and this is not the time it was when Tim was growing up, they have communications all over the globe now, Dick can phonecall and videocall Damian as many times as he wants and check on him as often as he wishes, but if Batman INC is happening, and it will happen because Bruce has decided it will, then Tim can only do damage control over this)
And possibly Bruce leveraging Tim staying in Gotham (which, joke's on Bruce, Tim was going to do that anyway, but sure he'll "concede") and possibly "asking" (ordering, let's be real here) Tim to help train Damian (which Tim isn't enthusiastic about but fine, he'll make it work as long as Bruce has his back), for multiple reasons.
A bit because Bruce sort of feels guilty that Tim was kicked out of the Robin role (Bruce HAD promised it would be Tim's until Tim decided otherwise, [which I don't think Dick knew about and even if he had, the situation still had been what it was, to be fair to Dick]) but also Bruce doesn't quite know what to do with Damian (and it wouldn't be the first time he's trusted Tim to teach young heroes / guide someone in a vigilante role) and also he both wants Tim to be there with him (he's missed him) and needs him there with himself (Tim the emotional regulation parentified wonder!).
And then shenanigans from there.
#dc comics#my plotbunny#plotbunnies released in the wild#mostly what I keep chewing on is Tim coming in and being like We Need To Talk Bruce#notice that I made no mention of Damian and anything school related#because I doubt TIM would think of it#he'd just assume that Bruce would think about it subconsciously and not worry about it himself because it's a parental duty#and Tim is not Damian's parent PLUS Tim dropped out of school himself and doesn't want to think of school if he can avoid it#let's be real here#tim drake#bruce wayne#I do not think Damian would know or realize that Tim is the one behind the suggestion that Dick take lead on Batman INC#because I do not think Bruce would present it as Tim's idea but rather just as “I have decided to do it this way so it will be done”#and Tim would have no need to let it be known that it came from him so he would just be checking his grapples / working on a case in the bg#and happily let Bruce with the fallout of delivering the news and handling the reactions to them#this would also allow Dick time to R&R / open a window for the Titans to come see him -> realize the state Dick's in -> start hounding him#enter Donna#enter the other Titans#and then Damian gets to know his father and possibly go to school and learn things and see how things actually are when Bruce is there#and Tim gets to touch bases back in Gotham and re-establish himself and we can reintroduce Tim's civilian cast#and Tim establishing an identity for himself that is still Partner To Batman without necessarily being Robin#I wish I could write this out as a fic but my brain is NOT cooperating#for fuck's sake brain
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