#need...

[muletia]

Saw ur merformers post and...

Yknow what? I let them both take me tbh. I would consider myself a fool of not taking free?? If not, 2 HOT FISHES AROUND MY AREA?? yeah, I'd give in fast.

IDC, IDC— life is suck and expansive, but free 2 husband's is a dream come true. Hell, even it means carrying their litters whether from optimus or ratchet or WHOEVER.

Anything for juicy fish titts in front of my face and the affection and care they give.... yeah, signed me up.

Real. I need them both carnally at the same time

Oh to end up on a tropical island with hot mechs simping and being astronomically down bad for you. Oh to use their huge ass boobas as pillows and end up being sandwiched between them after you wake up <3

[k-chips]

God-like characters like Venti, Zhongli, Xiao and Wanderer/Ei have glowing tattoos, right? So what if other immortal characters also have these tattoos on their body, under their clothes? Like, idk, Miko, Xianyun, Neuvillette....

Thinking thinking....

[killmewithlesbians]

[analog]

#mylenin

[eizneckam]

[909th]

[lilithsterrarium]

Reading your blog is making me think of bugs. All sorts, really. Ants and spiders and cockroaches. You seem so small and weak and pathetic that any of them could do really anything they wanted with you. Fill you with eggs till youre bursting with their progeny, wrap your body in silk till you can't move an inch. Really the options are endless! It's a fun thing to think about, I think.

DVDBCBCX EXACTLY <3

Don't worry, I've had that very same thought countless times... I need to look into their beady eyes as they decide what to do with me...

The options really are endless, and each one is more humiliating than the last- easily overpowered, taken, used, eaten, killed... I would LOVE to know my place.,,,,,

I need to be beneath insects, I need to be a walking breeding ground... I NEED it so badly, you have no idea~

[ftm2bbw]

Can you imagine it? Getting so fat that when you try to put a vibrator against your cunt, it gets completely lost in your folds. You can't get it out, so you just have to sit there, overwhelmed by the pleasure. When it finally gets to be too much, you have to call out for your roommate to come and fish it out for you.

It's easy for him, just pushing you onto your back and moving your belly rolls out the way. But you're already so wet, already so inviting, he just has to force his cock into your fat pussy while shoving your round belly out of the way. This is a once in a lifetime chance for him to breed you and he's not going to waste it.

Ugh god, I'm nearly that fat already. I pretty much just shove my vibe under my fupa as it is and go to town...

I'd try to resist him at first, of course I would. But I'd just be far, far too heavy and out of shape to even try getting up without help. Not to mention what a winded mess I'd be from being mechanically edged into oblivion.

I'd just be so wet, so needy, so achingly aroused it wouldn't take long until I was begging him to fuck me harder...

[tenderwatches]

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

[pirateprincessjess]

“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

[journal-number-3]

Everyone's like "The new Pope isnt welcoming to gay people and has covered up child abuse" like. Fork found in kitchen?

[stealingpotatoes]

life can't be that bad when there's still cat and other assorted creatures

[nattousan]

it was not on wheat...

[thedoubteriswise]

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

[ninjasmudge]

worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard