#needed to touch some grass

[filtheopathic]

rest assured that i will always return to this app. i’ve been here since the ancient times. all roads lead back to tumblr dot gov

[marigoldendragon]

Get wrecked nerd (affectionate)

[lazylittledragon]

what if i broke all the bones in your legs actually

[the-scarlet-witch-22]

Might be an unpopular opinion, but reducing Agatha Harkness to just being one half of a romantic ship is doing such a disservice to her character and the entire purpose of Agatha All Along.

This is Agatha Harkness we’re talking about. The witch killer… the succubus… apparently one of the survivors of The Titanic?? She’s so much more than just a ship.

Going even further… I’ve seen a lot of people complain about this so I want to clarify: Agatha All Along is not a lesbian show. It was never marketed as such. It’s a show about witches and is a love letter to the entire queer community.

This is a show about Agatha Harkness and all of her relationships, platonic and romantic. All of are equal importance and it would be poor storytelling to only focus on the romantic ship.

[colterblues]

The last picture is a visual example of me every time after I lay my eyes upon this man

[i-eat-mold]

If we adopted children into the mafia would that be fucked up or what

[treefish815]

Me in January 2025 watching an early access stream of the KCD2 prologue: whaaat oh my god Hans carries Henry half dead through the woods and tells him he’s never let him down and nearly dies protecting him??? This is so exciting I can’t believe one of my beloved rarepairs got so much content in this game. It’s too bad WH hasn’t realised their potential and it won’t go anywhere, but I’m more than happy with the friendship content in the prologue alone I can’t wait to see what other subtext is included in their friendship in the sequel

Me in June 2025, realising Hans is the only romance option who fully loves Henry wholeheartedly in KCD2 and is planning on continuing their relationship, and looking at the thousands of fics and fanarts: holy fucking shit

[thornescratch]

Media: Logan, sorry to make you talk about the guy sitting next to you, but just how important is Tom to what you guys do and how, I guess, big was that hit and everything today?

Logan Thompson: Well, I don’t need to make his head any bigger, but (laughs). No, he’s been huge for us. You know, he’s the heart and soul of this organization, right? You know, when he’s making plays, big hits, we feed off that. Especially in our home rink, I think the whole building feeds off it. So, um, he’s a huge part of this team, and, yeah, no, we love him. (Does head inflation motion with sound effects at Tom and laughs)

Tom Wilson: (smiling) ...that's it?

Logan Thompson with the love-bullying on Tom Wilson.

[ghoulspaw]

Haku the type of guy that if his hands aren't in close proximity to your his crush's body, he'd detonate like a bomb and DIE (it's THAT serious for him).

Pre-relationship?? If you're sitting next to him, he makes the fake yawning move and has his arm resting behind your back/on the chair. If you're walking side by side, he "accidentally" bumps into you cause he's a little "tired" and "sleepy" (probably throwing a "would love to take a nap on someone's lap haha" comment in there). You're having lunch together? "Oh, wait, dont move, you have something on your face..let me clean that up for u 😉" (you did, in fact, have nothing on your face). Feeling upset? How about a hug. Stressed? A massage would definitely work!! He does not go by a day without giving you a headpat...

Now...post-relationship?...... 🙏. Him sitting next to you?? HAND ON YOUR THIGH ‼️🗣 Walking next to you?? HAND HOLDING‼️ 🗣 (dare i say... hand on WAIST too..). Nap time?? CUDDLING ‼️🗣 Feeling upset? Stressed??? All of the aforementioned, but now ☝️ he adds KISSES......... now it's not only his hands, but also his lips........ (and tong-*GUNSHOT*)

This man needs his fingertips touching your skin at some point during the day or he'll have 911 on speed dial its true

[darlingdaisyfarm]

ok so this was SUPPOSED to be just a scene in my fic but now idk if i should make it a one-shot bc DAMNN

i was just writing & building up this scene in my fic and then my brain just fucking broke. because. WHAT IF

so imagine bursting into Ford's lab (pre portal) bc you need to find Ford’s journal (for the plot). u know there’s something in there, smth about shutting the portal down and u can't let Bill get his hands on it

but the second you see Ford you know it's not him because of his posture & intonation of voice is wrong too. when he finally turns to face you his eyes are yellow

Bill finds it hilarious, he thinks ur nothing, weak, dumb, not even worth worrying about so he just. lets you in

he’s leaning against the workbench, throwing out some "aww, you came all this way for me, sweetheart?" just bullshit, probably trying to get under ur skin but you don't take the bait, don't even look at him

and then you just start smashing his shit and BILL FREEZES. genuine panic for the first time. because you're destroying everything they worked on. ur hands sweep across the workbench, smashing glass, overturning notes, sending stacks of delicate calculations flying

“HEY” you don't stop, grabbing the nearest equipment and throwing it, sending a monitor crashing, the screen shattering into a mess of exposed wires and ruined circuits.

Ford (Bill) panics like “WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, OKAY, RELAX, SWEETHEART, LET’S NOT—”

“HEY, THOSE TAKE TIME, Y’KNOW—”

you don't give a fuck bc you need to find that damn journal while Bill is trying to dodge the chaos, scrambling to grab whatever’s left, floundering.....

so when your back is facing him Bill lunges, wanting to attack you BUT THEN BUT THEN BUT THENNNNNNN you whirl around with Ford's journal in hand and Bill stops immediately because there’s a memory gun pressed right between his fucking eyes!!!! (well Ford's eyes but you get me)

for the first time Bill actually feels threatened. but no no no he doesn’t let it show, he won’t let it show. instead his lips curl

i haven't figured out what he's going to say yet, still working on dialogue but maybe something as:

“ohhhh, baby, ya don’t wanna do that.”

“what, you really gonna do it? really gonna erase your precious genius from his own mind? gonna wipe out every little memory he’s ever had? everything you've ever shared?”

“oh, c'mon, u really wanna erase ALL that? all that brainpower? all those little memories? what was it, your first date? your first kiss?”

and all of that while he takes a step forward, coming closer until he's right in front of you. he leans in. presses you back against the workbench

“you really wanna lose all that? cause lemme tell ya, dummy, he won’t remember a damn thing about you.”

ur finger twitches on the trigger and Bill is like “aw, don’t feel bad,” while wrapping Ford's fingers around your wrist. “you humans and your little attachments. it's cute, really. adorable, even. but c’mon, sweetheart. we both know you ain’t gonna do it. you don’t wanna hurt our lovely brainiac. deep down, you know he'd never forgive you”

“Ford would rather forget me than be your puppet.” you say

anyways

im still thinking about how i should write this scene. it can be two ways

1. you grip the gun tighter and Bill tilts his head, his grin widens and then that freak leans forward until the barrel of the gun slides past his lips. “y'know, Ford's got a real sensitive gag reflex.”

2. Bill leans in and presses his forehead against the barrel. “go on, sweetheart, pull the trigger. pull that trigger and poof! your little nerd loses everything.”

anyways bill cipher you are a whore that's all i wanted to say

[sideblogdotjpeg]

ive been thinking about the red string superstition recently and also sol bufo always and it makes me sick how uncannily caldwell tanner has made sol to perfectly target me personally

(+ cropped versions !)

[l4ndoflove]

[sorryimananti-romantic]

as a fellow deluyuyu looking out for another deluyuyu.. do NOT look at Yunho's Saitama Day 2 pictures 💀🧎🏻‍♀️🕳 we don't have the hotteok health insurance!!

bro.

YOU'RE TELLING ME WE WITNESSED THE YIPPLE???? HE ACTUALLY BROKE THE WALL DFKJGHJDFHGJKDF

AND HE LOOKED THIS HOT ANYWAY???

I. AM. NOT. OKAY.

[rosie-tyler]

The Karate Kid 3 | Cobra Kai

[ssmashley]

Am I tweaking or do Kaiser and ness’s covers match up like Karasu and otoya’s????

[my-little-random-world]

ANNA MADELEY 𝒂𝒔 KATE KENDRICK 𝒂𝒏𝒅 DAVID TENNANT 𝒂𝒔 TOM KENDRICK | Deadwater Fell (2020) S01E01