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humming-fly · 7 months ago
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He was feeling left out
and the higher rez stills, since gifs always export as if you're sending messages through a metal can~
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frownyalfred · 2 months ago
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Batman is so off-putting to be around and so cold, dismissive, whatever adjective you want to use, because Bruce Wayne was blessed with +100 involuntary charisma at a young age (involuntary inheritance from both parents?) and people just tell him things, even when they're not talking. He's so approachable, so kind, so inviting, as to put almost any baseline human at ease. Brucie pings as not just inherently trustworthy, but so burningly charismatic that he invites people to divulge their deepest secrets simply by existing in near proximity. Batman wears a cowl and tells people to fuck off via body language so he can do his job.
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eggsdrawings · 2 months ago
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my piece for the @klcosmiczine 🪐☄️
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zephyrchama · 4 months ago
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It's impossible to turn Beelzebub into an idiot sandwich. His reflexes are too fast. He'll eat both slices before they make skin contact with his face, even when he's asleep.
Belphegor? He's an easy target. You can turn him into an idiot sandwich any day. He stares boredly into your eyes as you snicker over your weird human joke and wedge his face in between two fresh pieces of bread. Sometimes, you can squish the bread and it will stay stuck to Belphegor's cheek even after you let go.
But not Beelzebub. He's just built different. The type of bread doesn't matter, nor does the presence of any other fillings. He will always catch you in the act. He's too skilled.
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lavb-b · 6 months ago
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Slay the Princess (Voice) Animatic: BUSINESS MAN!
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it is 1:13 in the morning and I want this out of my LAPTOP. INSTANTLY. Goodnight.
As always, HUGEEE thank you to @itsonlypolite once again for the wonderful voice designs!
Alright I need sleep
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ventique18 · 5 months ago
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Will they cheat in exams? Overblotters
Riddle: will not cheat in exams
Leona: will cheat in exams
Azul: will let you copy one question in exchange for 1 year of unpaid service
Jamil: does not need to cheat
Vil: will not cheat in exams
Idia: has no friends to cheat exams with
Malleus: will lecture you about how cheating is against the school rules and regulations. But there's nothing written against gifting a magicless student a magical pen that suddenly moves on its own during exams.
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itsonlypolite · 5 days ago
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Inspired by this post by @wintergrofyuri
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emo-batboy · 2 years ago
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A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)
Part 43 (Masterlist)
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(Part 44)
Me, to myself: I just think the series was better when I posted several times a week because the pacing felt more natural, and it translates better when people binge it.
Also Me, holding two jobs and a bat: If you try to post once a day again, I will disconnect your head from your shoulders—
@bruciemilf guess who’s back
Anyways, folks! :D So I'm thinking of a new upload schedule where I spend a bit preparing the next ten or so parts then post it all in two weeks? I think that would be fun (and much better for my creative process.)
I’ll be posting the next part very soon :) But it's going to be drastically different from what I've done before. Let’s see if anyone can guess why.
Yada yada don’t die LOVE Y’ALL
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kaiju-krew · 1 year ago
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more food✨
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crabsnpersimmons · 6 months ago
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day 3 of scaring away artblock with vegetables
some boys bring you flowers and chocolates, chef Sun brings you a salad because he wants to make sure you're getting enough fiber and antioxidants
don't like salads? that's okay, he'll try his best to find a recipe you'll enjoy (he likes the challenge)
and here is my warm-up/practice/salad study:
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despite drawing Sun for over a year now, it never occurred to me until now that i can map out his rays before doing the lineart, i've just been winging it on hard mode this whole time (and spamming the undo feature on my digital art 😂)
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chunkecheeks · 2 months ago
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I love watching ads for single mothers of 2.5 filthy kids who got cheated on by their asshole husbands slowly freeze to death in windowless hovels while I scroll down my dashboard and don’t tap the fireplace to help warm them up
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ripeblackcherrymerlot · 3 days ago
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I need Spencer Reid in the way that a bullet needs to be put in trumps head
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coconutcoconutcoconut · 9 months ago
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bothering one another (book themed)
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mordimor · 1 month ago
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Equius in the milk aisle at the grocery store
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there's too many options.
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lavb-b · 7 months ago
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More silly slay the princess doodle dump
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hyper-alice · 1 month ago
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I need to see someone talking about Alice's mother in TGWDLM.
Imagine her hearing about the Hatchetfield Tragedy? Imagine her finding out that both her daughter and her ex husband died just like that?
Alice was supposed to return to Clivesdale the day it started. Imagine her going to meet Alice at a bus stop, or waiting for Alice to come back home, but she doesn't? And then she hears about the bridge being raised, ensuring that her daughter won't be coming back any time soon? Did Alice text or call her to let her know what was happening? Did she blame Bill for Alice not returning? When the hive got to the mainland, was it able to infect her with the promise of being reunited with her daughter? Was Alice still a part of the hive by then, or did PEIP already wipe her and the other infected students of Hatchetfield High out? I'm hurt
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