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I need you to know that in every instance of liridona's bg3 playthrough, she is in fact fucking the emperor. she is an avid monster fucker I make no rules
#cw usfw#* ooc / misc.#* ooc / crack talkin'.#jackalope made me think of this#in passing#am i replaying bg3 for this?#no... why would you ask...
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."
I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.
#example: a 'friend' in middle school told me I should ask a guy out. she said 'he'll totally say yes'.#he did not. which was the obvious outcome#but it took me years to realize that she'd said that hoping to fuel some drama for her own entertainment.#ANOTHER EXAMPLE#a guy in college approached me saying that he'd been seeing me around campus but was always too shy to talk to me#and that he really wanted to get to know me#so I was like wow 🥺 romance 🥺 and hopped into bed with him#and afterward I was like what do you wanna do 😊 should we see a movie 😊 should we go out 😊#and he was like nope. byeeee.#and I realized I got bamboozled into sex#total shocked pikachu face#I'm still not the best at this tbh. I'm like 'why would this person lie to me. lying is bad'.#anyway this is why I not looking forward to entering the dating world again#DONT BAMBOOZLE ME I'M GULLIBLE
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also shitposting aside it should've been a horror movie. belinda chandra should've looked down at that child and known she would've died for her. she would've killed for her. and known also that those aren't her feelings. this isn't her child. fifteen wanted this dream so badly that he rewrote belinda's whole life. this ending isn't just a tragedy for the doctor
#doctor who#doctor who spoilers#belinda chandra#belinda was like we have a child :) and i was like she would NOT say that#maybe belinda wanted kids some day! idk! and do you know why i don't know? bc no one asked her
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living happily in my world where maddie had to listen to her brother meltdown about the implication of being in love with his straight best friend and just. took a picture of him. in his adorable little housewife apron. and went. hmm i wonder who would enjoy this. and sent it to eddie. who she never speaks to. and eddie seeing a text from maddie and freaking out. lunging for his phone only to see a beautiful picture of buck practically glowing. and he's like :) thank you maddie :). and then he sets it as his little contact picture for buck. and he's just smiling to himself for the rest of the day.
#sami rambles#911 spoilers#maddie: i'm not sending the picture to anyone. why would you ask me that. i don't even have eddie's number. we've never spoke. whoops sent#911 show#buddie#eddie diaz#evan buckley#buck x eddie#maddie han
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was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.
to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:
kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#kabru#kabru already added laios as a discord friend. everyone else in the server can see laios excitedly asking kabru to go with him#what would You even Do in this situation. how would YOU feel?#basically: kabru isnt a laios-hater! hes just in shock bc Thats His Trauma. the key part is kabru still says yes#bc he wants to get to know laios. to understand why laios would be so fascinated by something horrific to him#and ALSO bc even while in shock kabru can still tell laios has unique expertise + knowledge that Could be used for Good#even if kabru doesnt fully trust laios yet (bc kabru just started talking to the guy 2 hours ago. they barely know each other)#kabru also understands that getting to know ppl (esp laios) means having to get to know their passions. even if it triggers his trauma here#but thats too much to fit in this metaphor/analogy. this is NOT an AU! its not supposed to cover everything abt kabru or laios' character!#its a self-contained metaphor written Specifically to be more easily relatable+thus easy to understand for general ppl online#(ie. assumed discord users. hence why i said (a non-specific) 'discord server' and not something specific like 'car repair subreddit')#its for ppl who mightve not fully grasped kabru's character+intentions and think hes being mean/'chaotic'/murderous.#to place ppl in kabru's shoes in an emotionally similar situation thats more possible/grounded in irl experiences and contexts.#and also for the movie punchline#mynn.txt#dm text#crossposting my tweets onto here since my friends suggested so
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I don't know how strictly accurate this is, but one of the things I find shocking about watching historical dramas is how many people there are around all the time---according to Madame de... (1953) a well-off French household in the Belle Epoque maintains a workforce of at least 3, and the glittering opera has staff just to open doors. According to Shogun (2024) you can expect a deep bench just to mind your household, and again, people who exist to open doors.
Could people....not open doors in the past? Were doors tricky, before the standardization of hinges? Because otherwise, the wealthy used to pay a whole bunch of people to do it for them in multiple contexts, and I find myself baffled.
#I mean..........listen.#maybe people in the past had superfluous staff just to open doors. because of reasons.#fair enough! that made their lives easier. okay cool. making things easier is what money brings you. except....#there are many parts of my life that would be so much easier with support staff! dishes. vacuuming. grocery shopping.#doors though? opening and shutting doors???#can't say that's come up as a particular concern.#I feel aggressively stupid asking this question but also. why doors. someone dial up a 19th century fella and explain.
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GUYS GUYS SOMEBODY SAID THAT SANJI ALWAYS LEAVES HIS RING FINGER OPEN

#romantic little piece of sh#getting me in the feels#100% sure if someone would ask why#he’d never admit that he’s just so lovey dovey and he’s actually saving it for a wedding ring#UGHHHH SANJI WHEN I CATCH YOU#one piece#sanji#one piece sanji#op sanji#black leg sanji
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"superman is overrated" "no batman is overrated" they both are. and with your help, we can finally kill them ! by signing up for just a small monthly donation to me, Lex Luthor,
#also superman would tell you that superman is overrated and batman would tell you that batman is overrated#so again. really a standstill. why pit these two white men against each#other ... they'd BOTH kill themselves for you if asked ...
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Still thinking about none houses left grief, and while I understand where people are coming from, "it took me out of the world" is just... Really not a relevant criticism here. Like, that line is SUPPOSED to be jarring. It is supposed to be kind of darkly funny, but the point isnt for you to laugh. Its not trying to be a punchline. The point of that line IS to "take you out of the world" because the point is that *this world isn't what you thought it was.*
#if it startled you that something so irreverant and lowbrow would come up in a high fantasy serious world#...then maybe ask yourself if this is really a serious high fantasy world#also i do think its just elitist that everyone complains about the tumblr references and not the word for word bible quotes#like maybe the author was trying to make a point about why you accept that catholicism is a cultural constant but not memes?#maybe take a step back and ask yourself what kind of cultural artifacts you think are important enough to be worth mentioning#tlt#htn#the locked tomb#harrow the ninth#tlt spoilers
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Rumi getting a demon heat/rut outside of a/b/o fic is deeply intriguing to me.
Can you imagine how weird that kind of behavioral shift would be to ordinary humans? Rumi, normally the calm one, the last one to join in Mira and Zoey’s antics, suddenly on edge and mean? Suddenly territorial, suddenly not allowing anyone close, besides the people she loves most?
Plus there might even be a cute little moment where they figure out what the problem is and hide Rumi away til it passes only for Bobby to unexpectedly show up. Mira and Zoey freak out because Rumi literally almost bit the food delivery guy yesterday but Rumi is just like ‘oh🥰 Bobby is here🥰 Hi Bobby!’ And lightly headbutts him.
#polytrix#rumi kpdh#zoey kpdh#mira kpdh#when Mira and Zoey ask why Bobby (literally the only person that Rumi hasn’t freaked out on) is apparently fine#Rumi is like ‘It’s Bobby? why in the world would I be mad at Bobby being here 🥺’#Rumi: Bobby takes care of us🥺 he can come here whenever he wants 🥺#Mira: you are being really reasonable about this considering you almost bit the ubereats driver#Rumi: I didn’t know him 😡😡😡 he smelled bad 😡😡😡 No weird people in our nest 😡😡😡#Zoey: there she is!
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jamil's an overthinker and overpreparer so I believe he researches everything in advance, including this
#my art#twisted wonderland#twst#jamil viper#jamimayu#i am very proud of the bs i came up with for the video screenshot#he waits for his roommate to fall asleep before doing this#now if he ever gets caught practicing its snake whisper or arson in 0.05 seconds#context is i was talking with a friend abt how this guy would be so slow to adjust to a relationship he just doesnt initiate anything#for the longest time#acting the exact same way around mayu until she asks sth like can i. can i kiss you#and then he like does a mental pause and coughs and is about to say sure before he realizes#he has no exp and doesnt know how to do it#so hes like hang on. give me like 5 days#why are you like this jamil#making everything so complicated
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I love how even before maomao knew jinshi was a prince, back when she was even convincing herself that he was a eunuch, there would still be moments where she showed her worry for him. Like *spoilers for night novels* we know how later on as jinshi takes on his moon prince responsibilities there are many moments where he overworks himself and maomao shows her care by trying to get him to rest. I think it's cute that even back when she didnt know his identity there would be moments where he would come with a seemingly impossible task (the blue rose & entertaining the envoys) she would internally think to herself how troubled and tired he was.
It shows her care but it also shows how maomao is actually paying attention to jinshi and is conscious of him. Like that time she noticed he has a nervous tick of taping his fingers or shoes. It's cute how we have these moments that subtlety point to her growing affections for jinshi and how close they're getting.
Even though she would never admit it, at least at this point, maomao is a character where you have to not take what she says at face value but at her actions as well. You must weigh both what she says and what she actually ends up doing
#the apothecary diaries#my ramblings#jinmao#maomao#jinshi#text-post#its so fascinating how you really do have to be read into a lot of her actions to know what she really thinks#she'll say that she doesnt care for the hairpin jinshi gave her and would sell it if she could#but it was that same hair pin that she wore the moment she got kidnapped as though seeking comfort#that she kept it at her bedside but when asked - by shisui - will phrase it as though she doesnt care for it#i love how uniquely frustrating it can be watching her play at unaffected especially knowing why shes like this* great character writing#love how its always that deep when it comes to apothecary diaries
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Your chara is ADORABLE! how did they feel about tenna at first? Were they creeped out? Or immediate excited and friendly?
I think they’d get along with him pretty easily since Tenna genuinely loves and cares for Asriel, and that’s who Chara is basing their trust on. Plus, Tenna is like the *biggest* pushover and is very fun. I think maybe they might have been confused at first because he’s different than a lot of the monsters, but they quickly accept him.
#doctorsiren#undertale#deltarune#tenna#chara dreemurr#tenna undertale#asriel dreemurr#royal caretaker au#undertale au#deltarune au#digital art#my art#procreate#doodle requests#CRT…CaReTaker…yes…that is how acronyms work#I love getting asks anout my AUs because then I get to think more about things and sometimes I draw comics :)#actually I draw comics a lot of the time haha#I wanted to incorporate his DR stuff into the AU to give that cross-dimensional connection#I think giving him weird quirks related specifically to his deltarune counterpart would be fun#like dude why are you suddenly talking like this is a game show??#why are you announcing things like a host?#he’s just a little silly :3#semi-related but Spamton during his spiral / post-core somehow knowing the DR prophecy and just repeating parts of it#scribbling it on walls#because he learned it while going crazy / the core showed him this Other World when he fell in#along with ‘beware the man who speaks in hands’#and people get freaked out by the DR prophecy but it doesn’t apply to their world#except some parts do line up coincidentally maybe depending on the route taken#it is 1:30 AM and I having thoughts
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Trans allyship means not acting insulted if someone calls you trans, by the way. Like that's a pretty big cornerstone actually. It's a genuinely important part of trans allyship that if someone says you are trans (either as a misunderstanding or meant as an insult), you do not go 'ew no i'm cis, how dare you'.
No amount of 'it's fine to be called trans if you're actually trans' will cover up the fact that your immediate reaction was to distance yourself from trans people and paint us as a bad group to be a part of. Trans allyship requires more from you than just thinking trans people deserve to exist, and at a bare minimum it requires an understanding that "trans" is not an insult.
#remember when lady gaga got asked why she didn't shut down the rumor that she had a penis and she said 'would it be so bad if i do?'#that's what you should be bringing to the table#anyway happy tdov everyone#original post#thoughts#500#1k
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the resurrection (2025) by ben tuna (via ig)
#i have never in my life been posessed by a greater desire to drive a car#and drive it straight into a wall that is#not because i'd want to ruin something so meticulous and beautiful#i just think it would be a perfectly splendid & transcendental experience to die in a car like that#i'm fine my mental health is fine why are you asking everything is fine (i am at my limit)#(but i do mean the fact that this is beautiful. so beautiful it caught me off guard.)
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