#nobody ever seems to understand

[royalarchivist]

Tazercraft and Richarlyson: [ Talking about the butterfly effect that led to Cellbit and Roier getting married ]

Richarlyson: The real cupid is pa Mike.

Pac: If Mike was unintentionally the reason why Richas died*, and that caused Roier and Cellbit to— Wait, you're saying I'm single because you died?! Oh what the hell. No, it's fine, that's fine, that's fine, it's fine, I stayed on the ground so that others could fly, it's fine.

Richarlyson: KKKKKKK Pa, you misunderstood me 0_0

[musicalmoritz]

Defending Hakubo online isn’t enough, I need boxing gloves

[queeraak]

this really was our the hundred line: last defense academy (actual thoughts in tags with implied but minimal spoilers)

[snobgoblin]

my sculpture professor is so emotionally intelligent in a way I don't see many people. ugh. it's so good. it makes a shitty class tolerable bc I hate everything we're doing in here but she's so nice I don't entirely dread coming here

[electricpurrs]

so hard to pick a side in the bug lover vs bug hater fight because both "sides" seem weirdly extreme about their beliefs. i recognize the importance of insects to the ecosystem and dont want to extinguish all of them, much less be an asshole on people's posts about bugs they like. mosquitoes also transmit dangerous diseases people in my town have been literally dying over and im gonna kill one if i see it, and i dont think thats the biggest sin ever. subscribing to bug centrism

[balkanlila]

love receiving screenshots of sweets and brennan from my sister captioned "you" or "you're stupid like this"

[razzek]

Just added "dni" to my filtered words list and this site is already so much better. :D Now I can passively enjoy art without having to look at the artist's gaping asshole in their pinned posts when I want to see if they've drawn anything else cool.

[bastardcherub]

god, it’s the FUNNIEST thing. You are NOT hearing me. it’s the ENTIRE tofu block. and a SINGLE bite taken out of it!!! and the fork is SO SMALL!!!!!!! GOD!!!

ugh. You just don’t get it. *dramatically sighs and looks away*

[buffabby]

i have bad melted soup brain today and i hate it

[slugchild]

not to divulge my deepest overthoughts on the internet again like it’s 2017 but

[omegamoo]

found some of my essays from a world history class i took... you know the essays you spend two nights prepping and panicking for and then scramble to write during the bell period... well i found one about the universal nature of war in response to a class project and What the Fuck was I On when writing that. What The Fuck

[und3adazrxel]

I needed to hear this today

you are not "inconvenient" for using pronouns other than he or she or for having a complex gender, or one other than male or female. you are just being honest about who you are, people who refuse to acknowledge you correctly are the ones being inconvenient.

[saltomortal]

well gang. i finally got to see a franz ferdinand concert live the other night and boy do i have thoughts about alex kapranos

(the concert was very awesome btw!!!!! i had a lot of fun and i got to meet and get pics with the members afterwards so i had a great time lol dont get me wrong)

[celeste-the-witch]

I'm fully aware that it's meant to be engagement bait, lol. People keep telling me, but I already know. I just thought it'd be funny if I mocked it by making it a template.

[bihexxxual]

it's almost 4am and i'm very deep in the missing my ex hours....... fml

[thundercrackfic]

Today I discovered that almost every caption on the Internet for a particular set of images of Mars is wrong. Initially I thought it was I who was just confused, but it turns out that no, it’s *all* the captions are wrong. As best as I can understand it, the reason that they are all wrong is that the images were first posted on the Internet in 1991, very likely by a very junior person who was doing so under the orders of a much more senior scientist, and they didn’t quite understand which parts of what they were being told to post was important, so they wrote captions that oniy made sense to Mr Senior Scientist. Because the captions made no sense to begin with, in the game of Internet Telephone that has proceeded since 1991, the captions have been rewritten and reinterpreted in ways that do their best to make sense of the original nonsense, and only succeeded in becoming more wrong with every iteration.

I’d love to write an article about this and I think it would be interesting reading, but I can’t really imagine anybody publishing 5000 words of me explaining exactly how everybody else is wrong.

👀.