#nomonomnomnom

[whumplicity]

Excellent I'll take 23 thank you

Whumpee's pulse quickened. He knew he was being followed... He staggered bleeding through the carpark - straight into an ambush.

A swift blow to the ribs with a solid metal pipe and hard kick under the chin as he he went down - he grunted with sheer primal frustration and drive to survive, he attempted to crawl away before a strong grip grabbed his ankle and began dragging him towards the van.

He shouted out for somebody... anybody.

He felt someone grab a hand full of his hair reefing his head to the side, a syringe full of blue fluid was injected.

The faces of his captors blurred into blackness.

[sega-saturn-arcade]

What would you do if someone gave you a bottle of wine that was made from Peeps marshmallows?

i would fuckign EAT IT. nomonomnomnom i love peeps marshmallows

[mantuir3]

Homemade Blackberry Icecream

[dookimooki]

I didn't plan on drinking tonight. I thought it would be a casual Cards Against Humanity game with some friends. Turns out there was tons of people (granted I didn't really make an effort to talk to any of them because that's just how I am) but they left rather early and only the group of friends that I feel comfortable around with remained.

... them and also a box of wine, which coincidentally was still rather full that someone had left. So we talked, played around with a katana that Zoe apparently bought off Amazon for the Halloween costume??? It is indeed sharp so I'm a bit curious to see if she will actually use it. She's going as Uma Thurma's character from Kill Bill. Anyways, it was fun and I just devoured a burger from IHOP cause I really didn't eat anything till now. 

So I am going to bed now drunk off wine. I may purchase wine next time I get my paycheck. 5 liters for like $12 or so? Hell yeah, sign me up. 

[dear-youhadmeatallons-y-blog]

Guess what?

Im staring at him topless and Im not even bothered!

oh if only you knew...

I look at dream guy and think this about pleb!