#nopants-nopatriarchy

[binickandros]

The producers, writers, et. al.: So you’re saying he’s white?

Stephen King: I mean yeah everyone is so...

They: Nerdy?

SK: sure, yeah

They: a real...Holden Caulfield type, you might say? Like, a loner who recognizes the inherent absurdity of the ~mainstream? You know, a Tyler Durden, calling out all those snowflakes!He’s a nice guy constantly being stepped on by Chads like Stu, bullied by cool guys like Larry, and deep inside he’s sensitive like what’s-his-name. The deaf kid.

SK: I wouldn’t say NICE, per se...and I mean...well I mean YES, but you know...neither of those guys are like...aspirational figures, right?? They’re ya know. Assholes??

They: Perfect!! Gentlemen, we have our protagonist!! A real Everyman we can all relate to! A true Übermensch in the making!! Now, let’s introduce him at the top of episode 1 spying on his babysitter, then later he’ll jerk off to her picture!

[cozycreaturescorner]

Oh sorry, 2'4" aND JACKED

AGAIN, WHAT? i am...tryna reach jacked status tho

[cozycreaturescorner]

Came for the 4'2", stayed for the J a c k e d

H E L L Y E A H

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