#not to pull a ‘it’s not that deep’

[the-big-nope]

See, my thing about people getting bent out of shape about Orym listening to the Imodna conversation is that they seem to automatically ascribe some suspicious intent to it when that’s not actually a confirmed thing at all. Orym could very well have just been hanging back and tuning into different parts of the collective conversation, and just happened to catch that bit. It’s like these people have never been at a party and just casually eavesdropped on conversations they’re not a part of. It’s not actually a part of the text that Orym was listening deliberately or out of suspicion, it occurred in that moment because Liam wanted to underscore a point in the narrative, and then Orym tuned out of the conversation before it was over. I don’t understand why people are so determined to read everything Orym does involving Imogen and Laudna specifically as hostile. My dude was just wallflower-ing it up and happened to be listening at a narratively poignant spot.

[fruitpunchnoice]

[cordspaghetti]

some more of these two

[foodcravings]

(via Instagram)

[zeropro]

got anymore Sunstorm headcanons?

In my au, a mech's designation is part of their spark coding, they online with a unique designation. Of course, bots can change their name later, and it happens often. The headcanon is that Sunstorm, being a clone of Starscream, has a near identical spark signature, resulting in a bunch of copied coding. Shockwave is not amused.

[egophiliac]

2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS

[sunderwight]

Cumplane where Airplane, in a fit of either bravery or insanity or positive or negative self-esteem (he's not totally sure) decides to cosplay as Luo Binghe and post the pictures online.

Of course, he doesn't do it as "Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky", he knows he has some questionable fans and doesn't really want to hand them a picture of his face. So he posts the images under one of the pseudonyms he uses for lurking around the comment section and social media tags. It's just a handful of images of him looking like the protagonist in his head, attempting to strike cool poses in a wig and some period clothes (he rented both).

The reception is... mixed. Airplane does not have abs, after all, nor a flawless complexion or much skill with makeup. He is fat, freckled, and awkward. The PIDW readership is not known for being particularly supportive either. In fact they're mostly a crab bucket of negativity and masculine posturing, so he gets a lot of mean-spirited commentary.

It's fine. Nothing he hadn't expected. Really solidifies for him that posting was a fit of madness, actually! What did he even expect? He's bracing himself for the worst when he sees that Peerless Cucumber, notorious hate-reader and defender of Luo Binghe's honor, has commented. Ah, shit. He's probably going to rip into Airplane for daring to sully his precious Binghe's reputation by dressing up like that, isn't he?

The comment is long, too. Fuck. Airplane's not sure if his self-esteem can take a comprehensive beating from the champion hater himself, but he's too curious not to look.

Shen Yuan, in the meanwhile, is just pleased that there has FINALLY been a Luo Binghe cosplayer who looks the part. Of course Luo Binghe wouldn't have exaggerated muscles, those are just a product of dehydration. Binghe spent most of his disciple years running around chopping wood and hauling laundry, and then later doing whatever he could to pack on the calories in order to make it through the Abyss. A hefty workman's build would only make sense for him, anything else would be nonsense. Airplane also described Luo Binghe as having a beautiful face, which Shen Yuan won't blame most cosplayers for not being able to just make happen, but a beautiful face doesn't mean "covered in so much makeup it looks like an anime character"! When would Luo Binghe have the time or inclination to put on makeup? A natural beauty with some inevitable blemishes would make more sense and be much more appealing, and this "Airplane Crashing to the Ground" (funny play on the author's name, Shen Yuan approves) has very pretty features! Everyone hating on this cosplay is just an idiot, the only actual problem is that his wig is poorly fitted.

So in true Peerless Cucumber fashion, he lays this all out.

This gets him embroiled in arguments with several other fans, who even accuse him of actually being the guy in the photos, claiming that there's no other reason why he would defend them. Shen Yuan doesn't care if people think that's him, because that's still the best Luo Binghe cosplay he's ever seen, but he doesn't want them doubting the sincerity of his arguments. So, he decides that the only reasonable thing to do is dress himself up in cosplay as well and then post the actual photos of himself.

While he'd like to dress up as one of Luo Binghe's allies like Mobei Jun, or maybe someone cool like Yue Qingyuan, he is too pedantic to think he could pull that off. Those guys are all strong warrior types, and Shen Yuan is a scrawny pale rich kid who looks like he'd probably lose a fight with a wet paper towel. The only characters he could plausibly pull off would be some of the more consumptive members of Binghe's harem and maybe, maybe, one of the weaker villains like Shen Qingqiu.

Shen Yuan is NOT posting pictures of himself crossplaying to the central nexus of toxic masculinity itself, so... Shen Qingqiu it is!

Poor Airplane has to go sit and stare at a while for a while. Peerless Cucumber likes his cosplay. Peerless Cucumber, ardent defender of Shang Qinghua's sellout crappy main character mary-sue, thinks Airplane is good-looking enough to cosplay as him. And said so. Repeatedly. And then posted borderline thirst-trap villain cosplay of himself, inadvertently revealing in the process that he is hot.

What the. What. What?!

Anyway, Shen Yuan suggests that they attend the next convention both cosplaying together because Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky is supposed to be doing a meet & greet at that one, and wouldn't it be fun to go as a pair? And Airplane agrees before his brain catches up and he realizes that might present a problem.

[moggettt]

I used to think it would take a monster to put someone in a place like that office. Especially if the person was himself. But we're not monsters, Mark. Not real ones.

[mischievous-thunder]

Wade and Logan choosing each other in different realities

[lustingfood]

(via committedtothepizza)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

All he knows is flirt with men and lie.

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[hollis-art]

this is not my beautiful house... this is not my beautiful wife...

additional weyoun because i like his shapes

[nixdialo]

Thinking about the reason Lin Ling has more passive-aggressive fierce than Yang Cheng is because he's an office worker 💀 Lin Ling is 100% skilled in shit-talking about his boss on the roof or wishing to smite someone when being forced to take on more work due to incompetent coworkers/short staff.

Yang Cheng is a uni student, who is constantly shot down over and over again due to having 0 trust value. He became accustomed to flopping over because it never worked out if he tried to fight back for himself. He's more comfortable acting on stage behind a mask because it's not him being on display, it's E-Soul.

So basically Yang Cheng is, "Ah... I asked for no pickles, but it's fine I'll eat it."

And L0 is, "Excuse me, he asked for no pickles."

[foodcravings]

(via Instagram)

[almondcroissantsandink]

takes your deeply traumatized characters and sends them to the beach

(studio fortiche drop the secret beach episode)

[a-most-beloved-fool]

Garak getting wildly paranoid when injured/ill and delirious is very important to me, especially if he's paranoid because he thinks someone is out for Julian, and then proceeds to cause a great deal of clumsy chaos trying to 'protect' him. Meanwhile, Julian is at his wit's end trying to keep Garak resting and in one place.

Local murder lizard so ill he can barely stand up straight keeps trying to kidnap his doctor and steal a runabout. And he keeps failing. Very badly. He thinks he's being sneaky when he is, in fact, standing behind a pillar and muttering to himself while the whole promenade eyes him nervously. Julian and Odo are standing five feet away, watching Garak and discussing the best way to haul him back to his quarters by the scruff of his neck without pulling out his stitches.

Of course it's also fun to imagine Garak very successfully kidnapping Julian and Julian having to do damage control while trying to heal him. Delirious lizard pulls a gun on someone; doctor watches in horror. Julian keeps going along with the 'kidnapping' in an attempt to stop Garak from making his injuries worse. It doesn't quite work.