#nutshots

[messingwithjocks]

fit apprentice gets pegged with clothespins on his ears ⬇️

boss takes it in the 🥜

[itchybodcrane]

The ref in the Sabres game took a slapper to the nuts lmao. Poor guy. I couldn’t tell at first but I was like he’s doing the I got hit in the nuts pose and sure enough

[voidsentprinces]

[csjones5]

Dog attacks the dad’s crotch. (Evan Almighty)

[piratewithvigor]

My new conspiracy theory is that since most wrestlers take so many nut shots, the vast majority are impotent, so they hire Mark Briscoe as a sperm donor if they want a kid

[burningshellenberger]

reminder that nba youtube channel made a comment on a random runescape video and the one where kid gets hit in the nuts with a basketball (that video has disabled comments, there's a saved screenshot)

[ballbust1]

sacktap

[marswasnothere]

The MV logo on the collar tag………….. I am in love

In more “fairy anon adventures”, some guy at swordfighting was being a dick and kept baiting me and it took so much maturity to not just lunge and hit him in the dick. Only didn’t do it bc I knew he wasn’t wearing protection there but it would’ve been so satisfying after he kept taunting me for ages

- 🧚🏻

Considering drawing a whole collection of the different tags pup daniel would have,,,

Big ups for being mature but big down for what could have been lmao

[femvertising]

What if men had periods? I think it would go something like this. Men were making fun of women and them having periods. But of course Molped women got the last laugh by proving that men would never handle period pain and that women are actually the tougher sex. Great to see the different reactions women and men have in the end. This ad won many awards and it was very well received by women in Turkey.

[driver270]

You Only Have Yourself To Blame For This, Wade

[jonaswi]

Anyone wanna write about nutshots and answer some of my questions please?

[subsequentibis]

underrated quality of ocelot is that he's a dirty fighter. i love watching the fight in the wig bc he is doing the most underhanded little tactics. throwing knees and lowblows and poking snake in the eye. never fight fair when you can kick a guy in the shin i say.

[ballbust1]

dance tap

[bittersweetblasphemy]

shockingly only on my third watch of Godzilla vs Kong and just realized Kong hits big G in his injured leg. always assumed it was a nut shot.

[allelitemun]

JR: "And Munatar, bringing down Mike Bennett with the Spinebuster! And what's he doing here?"

Taz: "Looks like he's dancing and prancing around... doesn't he know he still has a match to win?"

JR: "Grabs ahold of Mike's legs... oh, and there's a crazed look on Munatar's eyes! I can’t say I like the look of this..."

Taz: "Me neither, JR... looks like we're in for a real ride here, folks!"

I then point at Mike's crotch and do a throat-slitting hand-gesture... and repeatedly stomp down on Mike Bennett's junk!

Crowd: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8..."

Taz: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Can someone get a ref out here? This just ain't right!"

Excalibur: "We knew he had some bad intentions... turns out they were worse than we'd imagined!"

Crowd: "16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21!"

Me: *Letting go and grandstanding* "Twenty! One! Nut shots!"

Taz: "You heard him say it here, folks! Twenty one crotch shots, all in a row! Man, that was nasty!"