#objections are not accepted

[ddaelie]

Pierre: Charles, i don't think you get it yet. You are il predestinato, you are Ferrari's favorite son.

Pierre: everyone wants you, you know? You're like the hot girl that every guy wants

Charles confused: i'm the hot girl?

Max also confused: ...

Pierre: you are the hottest girl *leaves*

Charles: what

Charles: ...

Charles blissfuly: i'm the hot girl...

Max: ...

Max: yes you are

[vegaly-art]

Essek's home was so barren when the nein first came around... but I think it's different now.

[norazingrid]

Wwaaaghaawuaaah w GH iAAA

[centaur-dreaming]

Jean not understanding why Renee saved him until he’s leaving the house in just his helmet and gloves and breaking every speed limit on his way to do exactly the same thing for Jeremy

[rosecarr67]

So I've been revisiting the fandom after a long time away and I'm honestly baffled by 70% of new fics being top!sam with Sam as the aggressive dom, violent, borderline or outright abusive...

Like?? Have these people not even watched the show?

Sammy is the scared little baby cub and Dean is the lion dragging him around in his mouth, he knows he's biting a little too hard on Sam's neck and he doesn't care. That's his baby brother so whatever he says goes.

Dean doesn't want Sam to dick him down, he wants to own him body and soul, crush his spirit until he's the perfect brother-pet in their creepy bunker.

[inkedinserendipity]

rereading system collapse is so funny because murderbot's humans (and its asshole research transport) are like. illogically protective of it. some variation of this interaction happens like four times in fifty pages:

murderbot, standing around and stalling, having a mental breakdown: come on murderbot you gotta be better than this you can't just be having [redacted] do your JOB

ratthi/iris, who know this, distracting it: do those hatches look weird to you? those hatches look weird to me. murderbot, based on your thousands of hours of media consumption, do those hatches look weird to you?

and then to make it worse, feat. poor tarik:

tarik, on a high-stakes mission spearheaded by a secunit who is sending absolutely zero information back to the rest of the crew: ? status update?

iris/ratthi/art-drone, pulling out knives (/bombs): hey tarik? can you leave our murderbot alone? that's our specialest little secunit? it's got anxiety and it's doing its best so fuck off?

and then they start verbally stabbing him.

the amount of glee these scenes give me. i genuinely forgot how quickly they all rally around murderbot. and then there was that scene where murderbot went oh no, was tarik security, i don't want to take his job, and art-drone was like that was NOT his job he was NOT security and actually fuck that guy and YOU are security for my crew and if anything ever happened to you i would BOMB A PLANET

[gojoest]

when you give him a blowjob and pull away to suck on his balls while you keep stroking him with your hand but at the same time sneakily push the tip of your tongue where his hole is and have him pathetically grind his ass against your face bc he likes it a bit too much when you touch him there

[transingthoseformers]

I really want someone to make a Megasound divorce angst fanfiction but with Megatron being the one suffering and Soundwave moving on, because I'm tired of it being the other way around

Imo this is really fun to think about in the context of Earthspark and wavewave, but there's so many fun opportunities here

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 273

You know what? We need more Good parents Fentons. 

And you know what else? Technically, Jack helped Danny defeat Pariah via the use of the Ecto-Skeleton. And like, that’s his son, his baby boy. Sure Danny is and has always been a mommy’s boy, but it doesn’t change that fact. They’re both already feeling horrible about the fact they could have hurt him, they could have hurt their son- they have hurt their son, killed him with their inaction and never again. 

So when these oversized jello-eyeballs try to insist that their baby, their precious baby boy, take a crown? Become a king when he’s not even out of highschool, when he doesn’t want it? No. Hell no! That is his Danny-o, his baby boy who was terrified of his own parents! 

Which is how Jack, despite technically still being alive even if so-very ecto-contaminated, became the Ghost King. 

And for some reason there’s several ghosts rather happy about this- oh, these are his Danny-O’s ghost-parents? Not-ghost parents seeing as some of them have never been anything but a realm denizen? That’s really fascinating- y’know what, want some fudge and we can exchange childcare- Maddie dear come over and meet our co-parents apparently!  

Now it’s not all easy, but they’re trying their best, and that’s all that can be asked. 

…

Which is perhaps why it’s so exasperating- or as Maddie would put it, downright infuriating- that it is now, almost an entire year and a half later that the Heroes finally arrive to investigate. Well, at least he has plenty of fudge since it’s almost time for the council meeting. 

[rent-a-bro]

I can’t watch anything with any sibling/parental dynamic without thinking it would be objectively better if they fucked. Like it’s 80% of the time. It’s fucking me up. Am I pornbrained or based? Let’s play Russian roulette to find out.

[fossilizedhysterics]

guess who finished tlok tonight and immediately had this come to him in a vision!!!!

[helianthus21]

the vampire community breathing a sigh of relief when Armand + Daniel are back together, like thank god maybe a happy-and-in-love!Armand will be less of a menace, but joke's on them bc Daniel just encourages and/or joins him in whatever batshit chaos Armand causes

[glitteringpoet1685]

Armand in the musical screaming "Lies. He loved me!" after Lestat tells him what Marius said about him and then immediately pushing Lestat off the roof??? 10/10 no notes.

[pepperpixel]

SAID HE LIKES CRAZY GIRLS,

BUT HE HATES WHEN I ACT CRAZY,

IT TAKES TWO TO TOXIC!

FINALLY!!! Finished these pics of jinx I’ve been working on!!!!! HOLY SHIT, these took so long…. But finally… they’re done… pls enjoy this art of my beautiful princess w a disorder. Featuring alternate colors for the big pic and also a closeup! Cuz I rlly like how both the lines and coloring on her face turned out… like the pink gradients w her eye… her deer in headlights expression,, like uve just startled a raccoon digging thru ur trashcan and r two seconds away from getting mauled.. m proud of it!

[lindleland]

i dislike Garbodor but it always bothers me when other people criticize it because 99% of the time the criticism is just "trash pokemon bad", whereas my problem with it is for the exact opposite reason - the first time i saw it, i had no fucking idea what i was looking at. i can see what they were going for but it really does not read as a burst bag of trash to me. i like Trubbish plenty because i see that and i immediately get what its deal is.

[thewildnesshaun]

Sharp Objects and Yellowjackets parallels

Troubled relationship between Camille and Amma Vs Shauna and Lottie

Dynamics of violence as metaphors for love and acceptance of it in their lives.

"Sometimes I think illness sits inside every woman, waiting for the right moment to bloom."

Camille Preaker, Sharp Objects

"I did not start out a bad person. But in case you haven't notice, life doesn't tend to turn out the way you think it will."

Shauna Shipman, Yellowjackets.