#obsessed with fat thor

[alphajocklover]

Possessed by the Power of Thor

**hey guys! This story was requestioned by someone in my dms who prefers to remain anonymous. I still wanna give them a shout out for helping me refine the story and challenging me to try something new. I’ve never done anything with macro or giant growth before so here goes nothing! Hope you like it!**

Ronald Blake loved superheros. He absolutely adored them. That might not seem so unique at first, after all most nerdy teenagers love superheros. Hell with the movies and the popularization of what was once considered fringe, geeky culture, most people loved superheros. A lot of jocks liked superheros. But Ron was absolutely obsessed. His bedroom was a shrine to his favorite heros, with posters and shelves of memorabilia covering the walls. His meticulously cared for comic book collection took up 3 closets, and was only allowed to be read with gloves. Ron would spend every day in his room, reading and rereading comics, dissecting how they worked and the tropes they used. Ron’s favorite superhero was Thor, the joy of almost sharing a name with his original secret identity (yes Thor had a secret identity once, as Ron will happily tell you) having sparked a lifelong love of the character. Normally none of this would be a problem. Sure Ron was fairly obsessive, but a lot of people got that way about their hobbies. The issue was that Ron used comics as a way to avoid life. Ron was, to put it crudely, fat and shy. The 19 year old had been overweight as long as he could remember, and though he had plenty of online friends, could barely talk to other people in person. He spent almost every day holed up in his room, losing himself in the fantasy of his comic books to try and forget how depressed he was.

That's what made the fact that Ronald was outside today so surprising. Usually the only time Ron left his room was to see his mom or to go to a convention. But today Ron was after something special. He had found someone selling a perfect replica of Thor's hammer, Mjolnir. There were plenty of people selling replicas like that, but this one was incredibly cheap, high quality, and even came with a base that it would be stuck to unless someone used special gloves to remove it. It was literally perfect and so cheap that Ron couldn’t resist. Normally he’d be more suspicious but the sellae had great reviews, and the pictures of the replica were many and detailed. Still he had insisted on seeing it in person before buying it. Ron had expected to open the door to find a fellow out of shape geek excited to show off his latest work and get some money. What he found instead surprised him. The man towered over Ron, and looked more like he belonged in a gym than talking to someone like Ron. He grinned confidently and greeted Ron with an incredibly firm, manly handshake.

“You’re Ron right? Ronald Black?” He asked with a charming grin

“Uh, B-blake actually. R-ronald Blake.” Ron said, shaking off his shock. The jock in front of him grinned wide before continuing.

“Like Donald Blake from the earlier comics. I guess it’s fate that you’re buying the replica. I’m Clark, Clark Keen.” Clark said with a charming grin as he hesitates for Ron to come in

“Like Clark Kent. That’s a c-coincidence. T-though you look more like Superman than I do like Thor…” Ron said with a slight self deprecating chuckle. Clark didn’t seem to notice

“Thanks man! I spend a lot of my free time working out. Muscle helps a lot when you're making things out of metal.” Clark said with a grin as he led Ron to his backyard “Now, there is something I have to tell you about this replica. The reason I’m selling it for so cheap. It’s… flawed.” Clark admitted. Ron’s heart sank to his chest. “I would have told you online but by the time I realized I hadn’t included the mistake in the seller info you were already here. See, the guy who engraved the writing on Thor's hammer made a typo. A big one.” Clark said. Clark opened the door, and revealed the hammer.

It was an incredible replica. Detailed, made of quality, lightweight, but realistic looking materials. Despite its intricacies it still looked just as intimidating and strong as it was supposed to in the comics. Ron could swear he even felt an aura of power coming off of it.

But the inscription was… off. It was supposed to say the phrase ‘Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.’ There had been some small changes to it throughout the years, like making the he into a she when Jane Foster became Thor for a while, but that was the original words, the iconic ones that had lasted through the years.

That wasn’t what the hammer said

It read ‘Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall BE POSSESSED BY the power of Thor.’

Ron was devastated. He thought he had finally found an amazing cheap replica of his favorite comic book weapon, only for it to have a huge flaw. Sure it was a simple typo, but memorabilia like this was all about the details. It would be the first thing all of his online friends noticed. Clark could see the heartbreak on Ron’s face and tried to soften the blow

“I know it’s a bummer, but it’s still quality work. You’ve come all this way, why don’t you at least hold it. See how it feels in your hands.” Clark suggested. Ron was skeptical… but he might as well give it a try. Maybe he could ask how Clark made it. He seemed like a nice enough guy. Ron went over to the hammer with a strange sense of trepidation. As he wrapped a hand around the handle of the replica and lifted it up, he felt… strangely accomplished. He knew it wasn’t actually Mjolnir, that being able to lift it didn’t actually mean he was worthy of anything, but he allowed himself to lose himself in the fantasy and feel proud. That was until a horrible shock surged down his arm, causing Ron’s arm to seize up. He groaned in pain, and tried to drop the large hammer, but was unable to let go. What was happening? He felt like he was being electrocuted. He looked over to Clark in a panic, only to see a satisfied grin on his face. Ron began to panic.

“W-what did you do? What is this!?” Ron asked in fear. Clark calmly walked over to Ron, grabbed his hand, and led the disoriented man out to his backyard as he explained.

“See Ron, you may not know it but you’re a very lucky person. You live in a world without supervillains. Sure, you have your own issues, but you aren’t terrorized by city destroying monsters in shitty masks. Not every reality is so lucky.” Clark said cryptically, before continuing “There are worlds out there, other realities, that need heros. I find these world heros. Or, if there aren’t any to find… I make them.” Clark explained. Ron felt another shock wrack his entire body, like electricity in his veins. He was so consumed by his pain that he barely noticed as he began to grow, shooting up in height until he was an inhuman 10 feet tall. His shoulders widened to span more than 3 feet between them. Simultaneously, his fat melted away and the space it had occupied and more was soon taken up by enormous bulging muscles. They each grew to inhuman proportions: biceps alone like watermelons, pecs so large and jutting out so much they were in size similar to pillows…very hard pillows, abs so defined there are no words and legs long and wide enough with muscle to make all the muscular proportions fit, even look handsome. His jaw sharpened as his hair grew longer. He didn’t look like himself anymore or any human for that matter. He looked too tall, strong, handsome…like a god. Suddenly Ron understood.

“You’re… you’re turning me into Thor?!” He asked in shock. Ron had fantasized about being a superhero before, especially being Thor, but the actual prospect of being Thor was overwhelming. He couldn’t be a superhero! Before he could further panic, Clark interrupted

“While, not exactly. See the world you’re going too is one where people can grow to incredible size. You’re not just going to be Thor. You’re gonna be the biggest version of Thor ever.” Clark said with a smirk. Ron wanted to panic, but he felt strangely… confident? Almost cocky even. Suddenly Ron felt another shock as he shot up even higher, becoming even taller and more muscular. He continued like this for a while, growing in increasingly large spurts. First he shot up to 20 feet, then 50, then 200. By the end of the growth he was, well…

…600 feet tall, with muscles as big as mountains. Even with his massive height he had the proportions of a bodybuilder. No, of a god. That’s what he was after all. A fucking god. Somewhere in all the shocks and growth spurts Ronald Blake had been lost, and Thor Odinson, the giant cocky god, was born. This version of Thor seemed to have quite the ego on him, even more than his regular version. He ran a hand through his long, thick blond hair, a smirk on his handsome face. He chuckled as he saw the SHIELD helicarrier fly nearby. Midguardians were so puny it was almost pitiful. Still, he was a merciful god and loved playing the role of superhero. A familiar voice broke his train of thought as an equally gigantic version of Superman appeared behind him, a large grin on his face.

“So, you ready to save the world?” Superman asked. Thor held his giant hammer tightly, a confident, charming grin on his face. Fuck yeah he was.

[mlmshipbracket]

ROUND 2: POLL #6

ROUND 2 POLLS [HERE]

PROPAGANDA BELOW

Edgin Darvis/Xenk Yendar:

Loki Laufeyson/Mobius M. Mobius:

I think this technically will count as having SPOILERS but nothing too big or specific.

For most of the Marvel movies Loki was obsessed with ruling, but in Loki after he meets Mobius that slowly starts to change. He considers what he really wants and starts to become a better person. There is also a parallel to what happened to his brother Thor. Thor went to earth and met a human who helped him change for the better which Loki made fun of him for only to have the same thing happen to him.

[sepublic]

Do you have any fancasts for who should voice/play any particular characters in a Metroid show/movie? Of course Samus is a more loaded topic, and some characters like Raven Beak and Anthony have VAs, but what about Ridley? Mother Brain? Kanden? If you wanna get really speculative, what about Sylux?

Okay okay this is my time to pitch for Mother Brain either Cate Blanchett (for her role as Hela in Thor: Ragnarok), or Angela Bassett (for her role as Shatter in Bumblebee); I’m leaning more towards the latter because Bassett’s performance was specifically an evil duplicitous robot who puts on this friendly facade, that either reins in or lets loose her more sadistic, reckless male counterpart that has big child with a magnifying glass and ant hill vibes (AKA Ridley). There’s this very sickly sweet yet condescending and insincere tone to Mother Brain in my head. I’ve been sitting on this fan cast since forever and I’m so glad for the opportunity to bring it up. I’ve also considered Lorraine Toussaint, for Shadow Weaver from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, and Masago from Star Wars: Visions. Lots of gaslighting “Join me in bringing order to the galaxy” and “I totally backstabbed everyone for good reasons” vibes.

Can’t think of anything for anyone else, at least in terms of specific actors. But for voice HCs… For Kanden, I’d prefer him to just be silent entirely, and for the rare times he speaks it’s in a low, rumbling, presumably Enoema dialect; That way it still preserves the idea of him being incomprehensible, alien, not quite heard or understood by the viewer.

For Ridley, it’s hard to describe but I like to have him with this almost buzzing filter, like he’s speaking through a radio; No static though! So not necessarily a raspy voice. I HC him as speaking the way parrots do, so his mouth and lips don’t necessarily move. Despite my previous comparisons, no I’m not considering Justin Theroux as a fan cast, too deep unless he shows a lighter vocal range. At which point it’d feel too perfect not to pair him up with Bassett again lol.

Kraid I’m still figuring out because despite him being a fave I’m obsessed with, somehow I’m still struggling to nail his personality and dynamic with Ridley and Mother Brain… But I am kinda inspired by this brief, slavering line by Benedict Campbell’s performance as King K. Rool, used in this fanmade Captain N reboot trailer, since I see a lot of similarity to K. Rool and Kraid;

K. Rool is often paired with Ridley because they were revealed back to back in cinematic trailers for Ultimate, being heavyweight villain entries to Day One franchises in Smash that otherwise had only heroes, with a huge amount of hype and demand about them for years no less. They’re even both reptilian pirates!!! Sakurai evidently picked up on the similarities because when doing Kraid’s Spirit battle, he used K. Rool to represent him. Sometimes I consider taking my perception of K. Rool’s personality and just transplanting it into Kraid, because it’s not as if I’m imagining doing a pitch for a(nother) Donkey Kong show haha…

I always thought Kraid’s Super design gave me vibes for a voice like Polpo’s from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, either his original VA Hideo Ishikawa or Brook Chalmers for the English dub. I’ve considered Polpo as an inspiration for Kraid since they’re both huge fat villains who spend all their time in a room they somehow managed to fit in, and rely on a bunch of defenses to even get to them; But are still incredibly dangerous and high-ranking themselves, giving out orders from within their ‘cells’… They even have some strange regeneration going on with their fingers.

Polpo is a wealthy guy with a taste for the finer things in life, and Kraid seems built for defending things, more on that in another post; So characterizing him as a dragon with a hoard of treasure (making both Space Pirate lieutenants dragons, fittingly) and leaning into the material greed aspect of the Space Pirates, feels appropriate. Though sometimes I worry about leaning into fatphobic stereotypes by characterizing Kraid as a hedonist…

Of course, I consider the Dread design the new standard for Kraid now, and the vibes there feel more K. Rool to me… But at least more stereotypically piratey, which is good because I want to hearken to the OG vibes behind the term ‘Space Pirate’ before Metroid evolved the group into an entire military coalition. There’s also Darin De Paul as Sloth from Darksiders III, who even resembles Kraid, esp the more insectoid interpretation that almost made into Prime. Sloth’s vibe is meant to be more apathetic, but that might be relevant to Kraid’s static position, and even if toned down is a way to foil the more aggro ambition of Ridley and Mother Brain; He relies a lot on minions, something I also consider for Kraid. And simply for vibes is Clancy Brown doing Hades from God of War III, there's the deep and gravelly inflection, plus a monologue for vengeance that could hearken to Kraid outliving all of the other Space Pirates.

[pookie-mulder]

10 people I’d like to get to know better

Just found this in my drafts and realized I forgot to post it! Oops!!

(Thanks @randomfoggytiger and @redteekal for the tag!)

Last book: The last real, actual book (not fanfic) I read was In Memoriam by Alice Winn (highly recommend!)

Last song: idk probably one of the nutcracker songs (occupational hazard)

Last movie: Thor: Love and Thunder (it slaps soooo hard. the mcu bros are just allergic to fun)

Last TV show: the new ep on 911 on Thursday

Sweet/savory/spicy: all three!

Relationship status: forever single

Last thing googled: a Christmas gift for my mom

Current obsession: The X-Files, always. I’m also always into 911 and I recently started watching Doctor Odyssey

Looking forward to: a nice fat nap this afternoon

(I’m sure everyone has already been tagged, and I’m terrible at remembering usernames of the ppl I’ve interacted with, but here we go: @skelavender @bakedbakermom @scullywtf @scullysexual @agent-troi @lilydalexf

@baronessblixen @deathsbestgirl @evanbuckleykinnie @leiascully)

[the-firebird69]

Trump administration to pause federal government websites in effort to eliminate DEI, anti-Trump content

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-administration-pause-federal-government-222137722.html

This is a lie like many of the things that you see and they always shut down some sites to a new antivirus and to clean them up and people do it and some of his and some other people and he is issuing tons of news like this himself it's all illegal we are going to require people to bring charges on these crimes this is not a lawless society if you don't we're going after you and you will relinquish your position as a fake lawmaker and a fake lot enforcer now the justices are standing up and you have to do your job if you don't you're going to be apprehended and we're going to start enforcing it and they're going to be forced to and the justices don't care it's like six or something of them however many and they're standing up and all you jackasses are sitting around watching them break every freaking law in the book and your own detriment you are the most painful people we've ever seen this is a demented psychotic little boy in a man's body and he needs to be incinerated because he won't stop coming in crime she is a compulsive criminal and he is a permanent mental patient you know he's criminally mentally ill and nobody receives to recognize that you want him in office and the Mac proper and now are saying no and a lot of people say no and there he is and you were saying there's so many laws he breaks he's in disguise doing all sorts of things are illegal including harassing me our son raising our army encouraging it doing stuff that we need to do trying to pretend he's us and it sucks at it and he does what we need and we hate him and we're killing his people off to shut him down you would not believe what exactly he's doing it's it's so awful that you can't figure it out and we tell you you don't believe us but you know really how much we're going to tell you. Right now he's sending huge contingents to the religious sites and he says he wants chaos and he says he doesn't believe us we don't control them he says it's like you before your head was born they're under our control they said they can't say that he says of course not back to the idiot so he's saying I recommend you don't and things like that since you're always the spit in a f****** pan or a piece of s*** in the toilet it's nothing to worry about Billy Hicks don't worry about you you're not a massive problem with regards to this stuff you can't raise enough of these things if you sacrificed all of your people today to confuse us at all I understand the message he says and that's our son and daughter but honest to God you're slower than a freaking piece of crap rolling along the road by wind power you can't figure out what the car can do for the life of you you're just an obsessed little loser like tell me if what a moron I mean Jesus Christ he could be dumping these huge whales blood into these churches and not even killing them and it would be a massive number he can raise and he's just sitting there like some over inflated fat ass p****is the biggest whims in history you trying to overload a circuits by telling us to put in new circuit boards everyday and you're doing it can't even stop you from being these massive massive SOB losers. So that's what he's doing though he's sending like 02% and probably won't make a flash in a pan it's disgusting it's not enough and it's not doing the job and we can't happen to it or sub it out or think that he's going to he's lame. And our son and daughter are correct it's just not enough to think that he's a positive in any way not to mention a threat

Thor Freya

This is English Joel Watts you're supposed to understand it and be the best or good at it or someone good at it who the hell knows you're supposed to be a literature guy do you understand English and f*** you little baby f*** you little kid

Zues Hera my husband says a lot of stuff to him but really the guys an idiot

We're not trying to overwhelm you and he says that's very obvious yeah I get that

Billy Hicks

How many times do I have to tell people we're not trying to overwhelm them and not at all we don't have to tell anybody they all know it we're going after each other and that's final

Billy z contemporary of Billy Hicks

Olympus

Yeah that's actually funny cuz they are in their idiots

Thor Freya

Really what do you two idiots want Billy and Billy for my two cents that's an idiot you're doing

Zues Hera

Yeah I will try ratchet to get off for Christ sake we're not even going after the right people

Billy Hicks

[patheticlifeformy]

furiosa spoiler thread

starting off with lesbians. (highkey i thought they gon kiss).. omg

cannibals

fuck this movie for that torture scene. i was hoping she wouldve end herself damn

cp warning.everything about this just screams sus

the nips piercing being ripped off.. felt it

the wifes 🤲🤲🤲🤲

they still with the uggos tho

weird baby!;; also hella freaky labor scene ill shoot every men in that room

weird bell obsessed dude. CALL THE FBI

time skip her wig....

shes anya now, shsksks how did they not...

we in the big truck and that aussie man 👰 hiii

they kept zooming on their eyes (like they arent falling in love)

love in war

id fall in love if someone wld do that.

james dean aussie is our bf now😁😁

i was so bothered if they gon separate.. plz tell me yall atleast bang

theyre feeding us shippers A MEAL. also boobs🫴

THEYRE EYES MEETING OH MY GOOOOOD👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️

wait i think i jst heard his name, was it jack

furiosa saved him for the second time.. .

so they had a whole sequence of one of the farm blowing up or smth. thor was there, he was sps to be dead..

MONSTER TRUCK

MY ARM

lawd they gon die😭

HER ARM IS ABOUT TO POP

jo w6ayyuno wayYYY NK WAY

THEY GON HELL FOR THAT FUCKKK !!!

bf.. is okay you going to heaven now😭😭

thor trippin

MY ARM

i was jst thinking if the world is a total shit. how tf did ppl get so fat.

lore dump

the war boys are such a mood. i just know we just vibe

pt 5 welp

a dune worm could really help rn

body though...

the bdsm elements... thank you

his voice is so badddd

did he jsut. orgasm and die

they could be a thing.

nvm i take it back

BIBLE REFERENCE

mad max scenes in the credits rolls. is there any hope of tom

noooo i thought there wld be more music. s just sad instrumentalsss

SHE NEVER MET HER SISTER, SHE LOSE HER BF AND MOM WTH😭😭😭😭

[happyk44]

[ID: 1. Tumblr post from @/happyk44 dated September 1st 2018. It is tagged, "#oc shitposting #jackson hadad #alex johnson #hes trying #but also catch my dumdum doing this" and reads:

Alex: *fourteen, knows nothing* WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH MY LOVE LIFE?

Jackson: *resists the urge to explain that he is an actual love god and alex's love life is his job*

Jackson: Because... I'm gay.

2 to 7. Digitally illustrated comic rendition of the above post. Alex is depicted as a fat tan white-passing masculine-presenting teenager with short blonde hair. He wears a green shirt with the text "protect trans kids" across it. He has brown eyes. Jackson is depicted as a slender Arab boy with light brown skin and curly-wavy shoulder-length black hair. He is wearing a v-neck purple shirt with the text "Pepe Le frog" across the top in pink cursive. Beneath the text is the Pepe the Frog meme.

The comic follows the initial post closely. Jackson's internal panic is shown by large semi-transparent text that fills the whole panel in the background. After he tells Alex it's because he's gay, two extra panels show Alex pausing in confusion before dropping his hands and saying, "What?"

8. Tumblr post from @/happyk44. It reads:

Lena: So how does prayer work? Is it like a standard thing or you gotta do stuff before talking?

Alex: *flashbacks to walking outside in the middle of a storm to flip off the sky and scream at Thor to piss off*

Alex: Uh, it's pretty standard.

9 to 15. Digitally illustrated comic of the above post. Alex's depiction remains consistent, although he is now shown with red eyes. Lena is depicted as a black girl with curly brown hair. She sits backwards on a chair, holding a book with the title "What to do when your BF hates English". Behind her, Alex is braiding her hair. The top section is already completed.

She tilts her head back and asks, "Hey, I've been wondering. What's prayer like for you guys?"

"Uh..." Alex narrows his eyes in thought at the panel closes in on his face.

In his memory, lightning cracks through the air in front of a closed window. Alex opens the window, leans out and yells, "OI, PISS OFF AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Back in the present, he tells Lena, "Pretty standard, I guess."

Her book's title now reads, "How to punch math". Her dialogue is in yellow. Alex's is in green.

16. Tumblr post from @/happyk44. It reads:

Jackson: I am a being of raw sexual energy.

Kali: You have been a virgin for over ninety years.

17 to 21. Digitally illustrated comic of the above post. Kali is depicted as a young Indian woman with long straight black hair and dark brown skin. She wears a red shirt, a gold necklace, and a gold bracelet. She also has on golden rings and gold earrings. Jackson's depiction remains the same. His shirt is light purple with a rainbow on it. He has on gray sweatpants.

He stands atop a coffee table with his arms extended. As he makes his "raw sexual energy" point, the words appear over his head in large purple text with sparkles. Each word gets its own panel. He points to each one.

The final panel cuts to Kali, lounging on a couch, reading a book as she delivers the blow that he's over ninety and still a virgin. The title of her book is "how to deal with a gay idiot".

Jackson's dialogue is in purple. Kali's is in red.

22. Tumblr post from @/happyk44 dated August 20th 2018. It is tagged, "#oc shitposting #nick hamazaki". The post is in two parts: the initial post and the reblogged addition. Both are from the same user (me, lol). It reads:

Jackson: Be gay, do crimes.

Alex: I'm bi.

Jackson: Then you have to do double the amount of crimes.

Nick: What if you're pan?

Jackson: Then you gotta do all the crimes.

23 to 27. Digitally illustrated comic of the above post. Nick is depicted as a pale Japanese androgynous teen. They are wearing a gray turtleneck sweater and have on light gray earmuffs. They have chin-length straight black hair. Wearing black fingerless gloves, they hold a drink in one hand.

Alex and Jackson's depictions remain consistent. Alex is, once again, shown with red eyes. He wears a green beanie with a dark green pompom and a green sweater with the text "BI & FLY" across it. He has on striped green mittens. Jackson is wearing a purple scarf, a gray-purple jacket and light gray gloves. They both also have a drink held in one hand.

All three of them are seen together, side-by-side, in each panel: Alex to the left, Jackson in the middle, Nick to the right. Alex and Jackson are relatively the same height. Nick is a little shorter.

Neither Alex nor Nick are paying Jackson any mind when he first speaks. They both turn to look at him when Alex answers. Jackson's response has Nick smiling and Alex's face going flat and unamused.

Alex takes a sip from his drink as Nick responds. When Nick responds, they also sign in ASL as they speak. The sign shown is the word "if", utilizing the F-handshape. Apparently this is an old version no longer taught, which the artist didn't know at the time because they still use it regularly and will continue to do so.

With a grin and a casual shrug, Jackson delivers his final response to Alex's squinting unimpression and Nick's quiet amusement.

Alex's dialogue is in green, Jackson's dialogue is in purple, and Nick's dialogue in in black. /end ID]

WHOO. Since I'm feeling the OC burn today, gonna post these old comic pages I made like 5 years ago. Don't trash the art style, guys, lmao, I know it's bad (and has probably gotten worse since I haven't drawn anything in like. a year or two)

[lokiinmediasideblog]

I find the Thor stans that get offended over memes from 11+ years ago about preferring Loki over Thor very annoying. Stop generalizing an entire fandom of a canonically queer character as being made entirely of "30+ year old straight women." And what's wrong with being 30+? And let's just say I don't fit the descriptor of "30+ year old straight woman."

I saw how *weird* people were about Loki in the 2010s, to the point where a lot of YT parodies made Loki the subject of homophobic jokes, so shut the fuck up.

Here's my evidence by the way:

Y'all act like gender-conforming buff blonde men are an oppressed category. Y'all sound like the "Let women be feminine" crowd. And no offense, but acting like it's horrible(and technically bodyshaming) to not be obsessed with men with bodybuilder physiques (that requires a lot of maintenance, i.e. high caloric intake, exercise regime, time, supplements, etc) is why we had a bunch of racist assholes fat-shaming Tenoch Huerta.

[dreamingofthingstocome]

Studies in Fat Thor / Sketches of Fat Thor

[buckyalpine]

nah cause imagine babe, bucky coming to sam and steve one day like “who is ned fulmer and why is everyone talking ab him??” and sam’s the one that responds, “he was a member of the try guys who made his entire personality about his wife and loving her only for everyone to find out he’s been cheating on her. in fact, he kind of reminded me of you, with how obsessed you are of y/n.”

and bucky’s like ??? what the fuck ?? you’re his entire world and the thought of cheating on you is painful. like his stomach hurts and his ass itches just thinking ab it. he could imagine his momma ready to beat his ass, no hesitation. so the next couple of days, he goes on social media just to flaunt how much he loves his baby.

Bucky would never cheat

OMG this is sooo cute also I burst out laughing for this making his ass itch LMAOOOO

It's been all over this social media feed, which he's still trying to figure out. Everyone's loosing their minds and he has no idea why. He walks into the living room to see Sam and Steve talking, and the name Ned comes up again.

"Who is Ned"

"That guy from this group on social media, these 4 guys who try things together,. Anyway, this one guy, Ned, talked about his wife all the time, this man was was in love with her. Literally, his whole was dedicating to loving his wife. Turns out, he's been cheating on her with someone they work with"

"What the fuck" Bucky never understood cheating, just leave for fucks sake.

"Seriously, all he did was talk about how everything reminded him of her and how amazing she is, just like how you're always on about y/n"

Bucky's eyes grew wide, absolutely not, whoever this bitchass Ned was nothing like him. He would never ever in his 100+ years of life cheat on you. His mother never got the chance to meet you but if she did, she would have loved you like one of her daughters. If he cheated on you, she would have beat his ass on the streets with the first thing that came to her hands, and there would be no option to tap out (let's be real, he knows Steve, Sam, Thor, Clint, Tony, his momma would tag team and take turns)

BUT HE WOULD NEVER EVER. He adores his baby too much, the thought alone makes him nauseous, he could never hurt you. The only time he would make you cry is when he's pouring his heart out to you and telling you how special you are and when he's railing you with his fat fucking co-

ok chill.

anyway.

He run's around the compound to find you, he has to cuddle and kiss you and just hold you. When you're in his arms, he wants the entire world to know. He's never active on social media (he has like 1 post after tony pestered him about needing an online presence). He decides to put up one more picture, nothing too fancy. Simple. Your head resting on his chest, your face slightly covered. His arm wrapped around you protectively.

Caption: Mine

Likes: 54,234,664

Comments: too many to go through

Tony: jealous but low key happy cause you're both so cute but he's 100% posting a thirst trap after this.

The day you get married, social media goes crazy. All the wedding day pictures. The reception. All the anniversary pictures. All the baby bump pictures. All the pictures with your kids. All the pictures of just you.

The difference is, he doesn't have to actually say anything. No extra long captions. Everyone can just see it. The way he looks at you. The way he protects you. The way his heart is all just for you.

Everybody knows.

[lokisprettygirl]

Lose me to Love you (Loki x Female Reader) (AU) (18+)

Read Chapter 25 here / Series Masterlist

Chapter 26

Summary: Loki gives you what you have craved since forever. You give him something in return as well.

Trigger Warning: 18+, Smutty smut, loss of virginity, unprotected sex, Description of rape and assault, panic attack, violence against women, Extreme dark themes, Sexual abuse, physical abuse, public sex, Rough violent sex, 18+, Steamy stuff, age difference ,Rough language, mention of suicide, talk of virginity and slut shaming, manipulative behaviour, mention of trauma, smut, toxic relationship between main characters. Dark themes, cult stuff

"Fucking cum inside me loki" His wife moaned underneath him at the same time as his orgasm washed over him. Once the sensations died down, he pulled out of her and he seemed lost so she clicked her fingers over his face.

"You alright baby?" she asked him softly and he grabbed her hand to place them on his chest,

"Hurt me " he asked her so she groaned as she sat up.

"Not this again Loki, can we just cuddle now please?" She asked him and he looked down, he felt ashamed.

"Just a little, just make me feel pain, I won't ask for anything else" he mumbled as he cupped her cheeks but she swatted his hands away as if she was disgusted by his mere touch. He didn't blame her, he was disgusted by himself too.

"I'm going to sleep in the other room" she tried to get off the bed so he grabbed her hand,

"No I'm sorry, don't go, i just—" she glared at him,

"You just what Loki? Do you ever stop and think about me?" His eyes welled up as she said that. He didn't want to hurt her but no matter how much he tried he fucked it up over and over again. He drove her away from him further and further.

"He just keeps talking..he won't shut up he keeps talking .. don't leave me alone" he tried to stop her but she snatched her hand away to sleep in the other room, sometimes he made no sense to her and he didn't blame her at all.

He was the only one to blame for this monstrosity.

.....

"I need two toothbrushes, one big towel, and a bar of soap that's not made from pig's fat" you said to Thor so he crossed his arms, he was having a can of beer first thing in the morning. Who does that?

"You'd share a towel with him but not a toothbrush?" He snickered

"Sharing towel is sexy"

"Norns you're obsessed with him aren't you?"

"What gave it away?" You crossed your arms and he chuckled. Loki was still asleep for once, he hardly ever drank so much on his own, only when he was in someone's company. You didn't want to disturb his sleep so you got out of bed and tried to arrange a few things. You wanted to shower before you two leave for home. Thor got up and looked around for the things you had asked him for. It felt nice to have people around that wasn't his mother or his one night stands. He indeed had two spare towels as well so he gave them both to you.

"How come we have cell reception in the freaking nowhere? I have gotten a million of calls since last night"

"I don't really know starling..but happy birthday. Are you legal now for him to fuck you yet?" Thor asked you and you glared at him again.

"I have been legal for five years now.. he's an angel you see" you answered him

"I do admire his self control, I don't think I'd be able to do the same if I had you" he mumbled as he looked you up and down so you walked towards him angrily.

"Did you just flirt with your sister? That's gross, by the way if Loki trusts you enough to bring me back here then I do too and that makes me feel that you would have done exactly what he did in this situation, unless of course your psycho mother would have interfered"

"Heyyy show some respect for your future mother in law. She's not psycho, just delusional" your face felt warm at the first remark and then you felt angry.

"She's a criminal and you should accept that" Thor chuckled at your rattled state. The chuckling and snickering truly ran into the genes.

"Ohh lookie.. the sleeping beauty has awakened" You looked behind and found Loki standing at the end of the corridor, leaning himself against the wall, he looked adorable with his hair all poofed up so you walked towards him and got on your tiptoes to wrap your arms around his neck.

"Why weren't you in the bed?" He asked you as he held you by the waist as tightly as he could.

"I woke up early" you pulled away a little to look at him, his eyebrows were scrunched, he seemed hungover.

"I have a headache" he kissed your forehead so you smiled. Adorable was the only word you wanted to use for him at the moment. You grabbed his hand and walked him towards the couch to make him sit down. Thor was probably going to make an insulting comment but you glared at him, he seemed a little vulnerable and the last thing you wanted was for someone to take that away from him.

"Do you have Aspirin?" You asked him so he rolled his eyes before he went to the kitchenette, he brought a glass of water and the pill to give it to Loki which he ingested immediately.

"I got you a toothbrush and here's the towel, you shower first okay, you'll feel better" you smiled but it faded as soon as you heard his irritated response.

"Don't try to be my mother y/n" he mumbled as he rubbed his forehead with his fingers.

"Sorry I'll go get ready to leave" you mumbled meekly as you turned around and disappeared into the room.

"Why would you say that to her?" Thor asked him as he sat down on a chair next to him.

"Because I'm a fucking monster and that's what I do" Loki yelled at him so Thor smiled.

"Take a shower, cool down and go wipe your lady's tears, she cares about you Loki, I'd kill for someone to just do that" Loki's eyes teared up as Thor said that. Why did he have to hurt you? He didn't want to hurt you today, not today, not on your birthday, as soon as the thought entered his mind he realized that he shouldn't be not hurting you at all, not just on your birthday but all of the days.

After showering he went to the room with the roof window and found you putting the same clothes on as you had before. You smiled as you looked at him, he had borrowed a fresh pair of shirt from Thor, it was flannel and he looked cute in it, he gestured with his fingers for you to come to him so you walked towards him, he noticed the sad look in your eyes and it rendered his heart.

"Happy birthday darling" he mumbled softly so you hugged him.

"Thank you, I have gotten plenty of calls, I don't understand how we even have the reception here–" he pressed his thumb on your lips to stop you from blabbing which he figured was your way of trying to hide the hurt you were feeling at the moment.

"I'm sorry, i know it's getting exhausting at this point since I'm not really learning anything but if I could just show you my heart and how hurt I feel that I snapped at you like that out there then I would" he mumbled softly.

"Loki it's okay.."

"It's not okay..it's not. Stop saying that it's okay because it's not sweetheart" your eyes teared up as he said that. He was trying so hard, he was doing his best, he was trying to not hurt you and you knew that.

"Like I said I'm yours to hurt Loki, it's okay that you hurt me sometimes when you're not feeling your best, all i know is that you don't hurt me on purpose and it's not going to ruin anything between us, it won't make me love you any less either" he kissed you as you finished your sentence, his palms went under your hips so you jumped into his arms and he picked you up immediately to press you against the door.

"I'm sorry my sweet little girl, you're the most perfect girl out there you know that? Just the best" you smiled as he mumbled softly, his words were lathered with sugar and they made your heart skip several beats.

"Am I your favorite?" You giggled so he smiled.

"You're my only one" you placed your head against the door as he sucked on your neck before leaving a trail of wet kisses down from your jawline to your clavicle. Your stomach rumbled so he looked at you "Just had a stupid sandwich last night huh?" He kissed your cheek so you nodded "I'm going to feed you baby..you want to be fed right? Mac n cheese?" He asked you softly and you felt a tingling sensation all over, you didn't think you'd survive him being so soft with you today.

"Yes please daddy" He didn't put you down, he walked you to the living space just like that and luckily Thor wasn't there, not that he cared in the moment. He made you sit down on the couch and kissed you again.

"Stay here my little girl, I'll make it for you" you cupped his cheeks to kiss him passionately but then you heard Thor whistling again and that made you groan.

"Fed the witch, wouldn't want her to die from starvation, that would be an easy way out" He chuckled so Loki sighed. Well he can think about Natasha tomorrow, for now he just wanted to focus on you.

"Do you have macaroni and cheese? If not, go get it for me alright? And I don't want the prepackaged ones, get macaroni and cheese separately, some herb mix too" Thor looked at him confused as Loki stepped into the kitchenette and started to rummage through his fridge. He had almost forgotten how bossy his brother used to be sometimes.

"Are you turning four today?" Thor asked you but Loki answered him instead

"Can you just get me the stuff?"

"Cheese is in the freezer, I don't have macaroons slash macrons .. would pasta work?" Loki rolled his eyes at him and looked at you for confirmation so you put both of your thumbs up.

"The queen agrees ayee" Thor quipped. You shook your head in disbelief and Loki smiled as he looked at you. You saw them arguing back and forth while he cooked but it wasn't a mean spirited argument, more like a brotherly banter. You couldn't help but click so many pictures of him on your phone, for once he didn't seem troubled or seemed as if he was lost in his head . He brought a fork full of pasta for you to taste so you opened your mouth and took the bite.

"Yummmmmy daddy"

"Yeah? Don't need any more seasoning?" His brows scrunched so you shook your head.

"It's perfect" he smiled and served the pasta in three bowls. For a moment you forgot that there was a woman tied up a few feet away from you all. Well you Almost forgot.

"I'll come tomorrow" Loki said to Thor so he nodded.

"See you tomorrow Little starling" you gave him tight lipped smile as he said that.

He finally drove you back home and you answered all the messages and calls you had received because of your birthday, they were mostly from the people you had worked with, Peter had put up an insta story with you and a few people wondered if you were his girlfriend.

Steve also called to wish you and asked you where you have been as you both weren't in the apartment all night so you made an excuse that Loki took you somewhere for a surprise celebration. You weren't sure if he believed it or not. You also wanted to go to a salone to get your itsie bitsies waxed smooth so he took you there. The receptionist couldn't stop staring, he did look fuckable like always.

"I'll be back soon" you said to him so he nodded and sat down. To avoid the constant gaze of the receptionist he took out his phone and scrolled through YouTube videos. Puppies did make him feel better.

You took a deep breath as you laid down on the table, you haven't been to this place before and it always hurt to get this done but you wanted to feel your sexiest Tonight.

"Getting married hon?" The technician asked you and it made you feel flushed, you didn't think you'd ever see a day where he'd marry you but then you didn't need it either, whatever you had with him was more than enough.

"Nooo I'm just losing my virginity" she looked at you and smiled

"To that hunk out there?" She asked you and you giggled.

"Yepppp" she gasped at the knowledge.

"Lucky you..You go girl" she made you feel at ease and you couldn't have been more grateful. Once you were done he took you back home, this time you both showered together.

In the evening you got dolled up, you took your time as you wanted to look perfect, you wanted to celebrate just the two of you so that's exactly what he was going to give you. Whatever you'd ask for he'd give it to you tonight. He didn't really need as much time as you to get ready so he baked a homemade cake first, then he put on a black shirt with a formal pant, he got it made a few years ago for an event he had to attend with Jolene. He put the coat on too but it felt too much so he took it off.

He dimmed the light in the living room. He wanted to do what normal people do in terms of decoration but the candle lights always freaked him out and they triggered you as well so he didn't want to do anything to upset you or ruin his mood tonight. When you finally stepped out of your room his eyes widened at the sight of you. You were a vision to behold.

You adorned an emerald green bodycon dress that went past your thighs, also paired it with stilletos to finish the look. You looked sexier than his imagination and he felt utterly blessed. He walked towards you and put his hand out so you placed yours on his, then he pulled you closer to kiss you. The heels managed the height difference, it actually felt amazing to be able to kiss him like that.

"You're beautiful my darling, so sexy" you smiled as he complimented you.

"You like the dress?"

"I love it"

"You look super sexy too, I want to take back what I said yesterday, you're the sexiest man to ever grace this universe..not just this planet" he chuckled as you said that. The slicked back hair made him look older and you fancied that alot. You always fancied the age difference, you didn't think you'd have cared if he was 40 even or 50.

"I didn't know what song to play..i uhhh–" he picked up his phone from the kitchen table and scrolled through the app to find a romantic song but you grabbed it from him and turned it off, his nervousness seemed adorable but you didn't want him to sweat. Not just yet.

You placed his phone down and grabbed yours instead.

"I have a song for us, want to listen ?"

"Whatever you need baby" he answered so you smiled "This song is how I feel about you" you connected your phone to the speaker.

He was expecting a soft sensuous romantic song filled with poetic words and what nots but he was surprised as he heard the drumroll from Rick Astley's "Never gonna give you up"

We're no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

You wouldn't get this from any other guy

He walked around you as you started to lip sync and move to the beat of the song.

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

He grabbed your hand and he couldn't stop smiling at your crazy dance moves you just knew how to melt his cold frozen heart. The lyrics did feel romantic though.

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)

You twisted your legs side to side and went down quickly before you popped up again and grabbed his cheeks to kiss him for a moment.

"Come on dance with me" he shook his head as you said that so you gave him the puppy eyes,

Inside, we both know what's been going on

We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling

Don't tell me you're too blind to see

"Okay okay birthday girl..fine"

He pulled you closer as his hips moved side to side so you followed his rhythm.

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

You giggled as he spun you around before he dipped you in his arms. This was already turning into the the best birthday ever.

......

At the LAPD department Steve's phone rang so he picked it up immediately.

"Sent you the picture, a man was caught in the boulevard's target store security cam, the cashier said he bought a bunch of suspicious things that made no sense altogether" Steve looked at the picture immediately and his eyes widened. It was definitely Odin. He looked different but he'd recognise that monster in any shape or form.

He called Loki right after that but he got no response as his cellphone was turned off.

........

You jumped around with him like a child, the heels had to go for that and you didn't really care much, the song ended so you played it again because you weren't done just yet, mostly because he seemed happy too, for the second time in one day he didn't seem lost and your heart fluttered at the sight of his happy face.

"Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye" you screamed the lyrics at him, making him laugh in response. As the song ended he sat down on the couch with you on top of him, your mouth didn't leave his even for a fraction of second, he was more than eager to ruin the effort you had put into your makeup tonight, he wanted to tell you that you didn't really need it but the idea of messing that face up aroused him beyond belief. He stood up and took you to his bedroom, your fingers worked the buttons of his shirt on the way, you wanted him all naked on top of your naked body tonight.

You have suffered enough, he has deprived you enough.

As he put you down on the bed, he took a step back and admired the view but then his intrusive thoughts interfered. There was still a chance, he could still keep you protected from his filthy touch, there was still time for him to allow you to get out of his fucked up life, a part of him told him that he wasn't what you needed even though you were everything he needed.

The monster inside him that he hated so much told him that you deserved someone who won't make you cry all the time, who won't treat you good just on a special day, maybe there were good men out there who deserved to take this from you more than he did .

You propped yourself on your elbows as you found him lost in his head again and as soon as you saw his teary eyes you got up to crawl to the edge of the bed.

"Come here" you put your hand out to grab his and he flinched. That's how you knew that he was thinking again, thinking awful things about his precious self.

Your heart clenched at the sight of him because he seemed so happy just a few moments ago "Come here baby please" his eyes welled up even more as the pet name rolled from of your lips. He's not a baby, he could never be, he doesn't deserve your softness. He placed his hand on yours so you pulled him closer and got on your knees to match his height "Tell me what's bothering you?" You asked him and as your fingers caressed through his cheek he couldn't stop himself from leaning into the touch.

"Nothing I just.. it's your first time..I just want to make it good for you" a small smile flashed on your features and you kissed him softly.

"It's your first time too lolo" he seemed perplexed as you said that "It's our first time as well, I want to make it good for us too"

He has never felt this way before, he made love to Jolene a few times but it wasn't like this, he didn't feel this vulnerable, his lovemaking always held a touch of roughness. He was afraid that the voices in his head would ruin things between you and him as well.

"That's not bothering you is it? It's something else isn't it?" You asked him so he nodded before he placed his head down on your shoulder.

"I don't want to ruin you, don't want to taint you, we cross this line and you'll be stuck with me forever..it's this thing..this physical thing of me taking your body like that.. something that you have craved for so long..you'd be bonded to me. I'll never let you go, I'd keep you by my side forever because you'll be mine to do so. Do you really want me to be the only man you'd ever get to fuck?" He looked at you so you wiped the tears that slipped past his cheek.

"You're the only man for me Loki, you have always been it for me, i could never even think about anyone else, since I understood what sex meant my body knew who it needed, my thoughts and fantasies were only fueled by one man and that's you Loki. So tell me do you think I would ever want this with anyone else?" He cupped your cheeks and kissed you roughly as soon as you finished your words. You moaned in his mouth as his tongue played with yours

"Take me however you please, I'd love it and beg for more daddy, please don't make me suffer anymore" you whispered in his ear so he pulled the zipper of your dress down, the straps loosened so you took the opportunity to slip it past your shoulders. His mouth opened as he looked at your bare breasts. He grabbed the hem of your dress and pulled it up your arms, leaving you just in your underwear.

You pulled the shirt out from his pants and unbuttoned all the way down,the pale ripped torso made your mouth salivate so you lowered down and licked him up from his navel to his sternum in one quick swipe. You wanted to mark that gorgeous satin skin but not in a way that would hurt him.

"Stop thinking Loki..I'm all yours to have, to fuck, to hurt, whatever you want to do with me–"

"I don't want to hurt you darling. I'm sorry that i can't stop doing it but I really don't want to hurt you" he mumbled as he pressed his forefingers over your drenched clothed heat, you let out a gasp as his fingers rubbed back and forth.

"And it's okay, i enjoy the pain you give me because I know you'd come back to me to ease the ache–"

"Shhhh don't say that darling it's not healthy–"

"It doesn't matter to me..I'd let you do anything to me" you whimpered as he took your panties down your legs, you laid down on the bed and pulled him on top of yourself. He unbuttoned his pants hurriedly and in a flash he was all naked on top of you. This was your dream, you have had dreams like this since you were 13.

He sat up with his knees on the either side of your thighs, his cock rubbed over your dripping wet lips. The bedsheet crumbled into your fist as he continued to tease you mercilessly.

"You're beautiful..look at you, you were born to to be ridden by me"

You bit on your lips at his words.

"All yours daddy, fuck me please..need your cock inside me"

He leaned over you as you begged him, he held his cock with one hand to tease your clit with the tip while his other hand stroked your hair, you already seemed messed up and he hasn't even done anything just yet.

"Little baby, I won't stop now even if you'd ask me to" your walls clenched around the air as he said that. His thumb slipped into your mouth so you sucked on his digit, that's when he thrusted inside you in one quick motion, you bit on his thumb as the pain surged through you but you'd be lying if you said it wasn't the sweetest pain you have ever felt in your life.

"Gooosshhh daddy oh god!!" you whispered, your fingernails dug into his shoulders.

"Hurts?" He asked you. It did but the tenderness in his voice made it feel a little better.

"Just a little"

"There I am, inside you, that's what you wanted huh?" He murmured so you whined against him.

"Yesss daddy..pleasse"

He waited for the pain to fade away before he pulled out of you and then he thrusted in again.

"You're suffocating my cock little girl, so darn tight I love that" he snickered after his words so you cupped his cheeks and kissed him. The obscene sounds of his thrusts made you feel shy all of a sudden, you wished you could have watched his hips moving in and out of you, that shapely ass clenching with every hump. Maybe someday

"Gooddd dadddy I'm so filled"

"Gonna keep you like that my sweetheart, gonna keep you so filled every night from now on, day and night no matter where you are you'd crave my cock in your tight little cunt i promise you that" you moaned at the filth that came out of his mouth. He was so good at this you already knew, you have heard him having sex before, heard those women who couldn't stop themselves from screaming his name, now you knew why. The sensations began to build in the pit of your stomach as his cock brushed against that spot inside you.

So this is what girls talked about.

"Fuckkk daddy" you whimpered as he pulled out of you, the blood on his cock made him go feral, he lifted your legs up over your chest, and pressed his cock inside your freshly abused cunt. He loved the sounds you were making for him, because of him, those little whimpers would haunt him at night if somehow and for some reason he's not around to take your sweet body for his pleasure.

"Feels good sweetheart? Tell me that you're feeling good" he somehow managed to shove that monster aside and asked you, the concern was visible on his face so you smiled and placed his hands on your breasts.

"Best birthday gift ever" he smiled a little before his hips started to rock your body and your whole world again. He squeezed your breasts with his hands and that made you chant his name like a prayer, you felt so sensitive all over, this was the best thing that has ever happened to you.

"Take it baby, take my fucking cock my nasty little whore" Yes that's what you were, you were his whore and you wanted him to take you just like one. Everytime he got closer to his release he pulled out and you whined in desperation. You didn't think you'd survive this night if he continued this way.

He wrapped your legs around his waist and leaned over you again to fuck you slowly this time, grabbing his hair in a fist you held onto them as he thrusted back and forth, strings of curses continued to roll from his lips, the sweat dripped down from his body to yours and you felt saturated, your soul felt pleased, you knew you would happily spend your whole life this way, being fucked by this majestic man on top of you was nothing short of a blessing.

"Can I cum daddyyy pleasee daddyy please i love you" you whimpered again and it made him smile between his heavy breaths, he kissed you and kept his mouth against yours, your breaths fanned each other's faces and you felt alive in every sense.

"You will cum with me..you're taking me so well you know that?" He mumbled against your mouth and your eyes teared up as the intense pleasure threatened to combust you. He didn't want to torture you any longer,

"Cum sweetheart, need your little cunt to tighten around my cock" you exploded right on his command and at the same time you felt his cock filling you up with his cum.

"Goddd lokii oh my god ohy god..thank you..thank you daddy" you continued to mumble mindlessly as your body convulsed with the intensity of your orgasm, he placed his head between the crook of your neck as he rode through this combined euphoria, he had fucked alot of women in the past few years but nothing made him feel so overwhelmed as you did in that moment. Before his mind could wander you cupped his cheeks and kissed him deeply

"I love you Loki.. I love you.. please believe me I do" you mumbled between the kiss so he pulled away and looked at you.

"I do baby.. I do believe you" he didn't pull out for a while, he laid down next to you with his cock stilled in you somehow. None of you said anything for a few minutes, you just stared at him and he did the same but you finally broke the silence when you noticed that you were losing him again.

"What is it? Talk to me" his eyes welled up as you said that.

"Hurt her Loki, you know you want to" He sat up as he heard Odin's voice "You know she deserves it"

"No she doesn't" he mumbled and you looked at him confused.

"Ask her to hurt you, you need that don't you?"

The voice taunted him again so he placed his hands on his ears and nodded hastily just so he'd stop hearing them.

"Need to feel the pain to man up otherwise you know who you are right?" He pulled himself out of you and sat up and before he could run away you climbed on his lap.

"You're an impotent whiny little freak who can never please a woman the way she deserves"

You cupped his cheeks to make him look at you and that's when he started to cry.

"Talk to me I'm here" you said to him, your fingers caressed his scalp.

"He keeps talking..won't shut up, make him shut up.. please make him quiet" he sniffled as he looked down and you couldn't stop your own tears.

"I'm right here, you're here loki. But he's not here anymore and he won't hurt you. He was a lying abusive bastard who wanted to destroy someone as pure as you because he couldn't take it.. the light you carried with in you blinded him so he wanted to take it away from you"

"He was wrong?" He mumbled and you bit on your cheeks to stop the sobs that were threatening to make you choke. He needed you. Your lolo needed you at the moment.

"Listen to me now okay, I need you to stop listening to him and I need you to listen to me" he looked at you and tilted his head, he seemed out of his mind, you have never seen someone so broken in your life but you won't give up on him nor you would allow him to do that either. His arms wrapped around you and he placed his head down on your breasts. You kissed on his temple before you continued to whisper in his ears.

"That's it, just listen to my voice okay? I love you, you're loved baby, you're not weak, you're not unmanly for having feelings, for caring, for being a nice person, he was a monster but you??? You're a precious angel"

You mumbled softly and he sniffled, his hold only tightened around you as you ran your fingers over the scars on his back. You placed a soft kiss on his neck before you spoke again.

"You're so strong, so determined, so protective of me and you take care of me so good. You provide for me, you give me everything I could ever need, you're my man Loki, you had always been my man and you'd always be the only man I'd ever love, the only God I'd ever worship"

He put his head up and sniffled like a child again so you wiped his tears with your thumbs "I am?" He asked you so you nodded desperately

"I'd never lie to you"

"But I'm crying--" he mumbled under his breath so you kissed him again.

"Crying is not the sign of weakness lolo, it's the proof that you have a heart and that you feel so much, it's the strength that keeps us going" he burst into another fit of cry as he held onto you tightly.

"I love you" he mumbled softly so you pulled him away only to kiss him again, the kiss heated up pretty quickly, in a matter of few seconds you had his hard cock inside you again, it hurt a little and you felt sore but you both needed this.

"Daddy I don't know how to do this" you mumbled softly so he grabbed your hips in his large hands and gave it a squeeze.

"Just bounce on me baby, up and down" you followed his instructions and he moaned as you bounced on top of him slowly. He cried in your arms like a baby and you were still here making love to him, you didn't taunt him or berated him for ruining the precious night. Every other person that he met out there told him that he had saved your life, that he was the hero in this story, they didn't know that you were saving his life every freaking moment since you met him.

"That's it love, good girl, just like that" he praised you and you continued to hop on him until you both came again, it wasn't as explosive as the first one but it calmed his nerves, the voices in his head shut down and he could only feel you around him.

He laid your exhausted body down on the bed and kissed you before he got off the bed, he cleaned his cock before he came back with a soft wet warm cloth to clean you as well, you winced a little as he wiped your cunt thoroughly, you were definitely going to feel this tomorrow and you were going to love every second of it.

As he laid down, you snuggled into him as tightly as you could. The night went as beautifully as you had imagined, he allowed himself to be vulnerable with you, he didn't run away and he listened to you. You knew this won't fix all of those issues that he had but you also knew that he'd feel comfortable enough to come to you whenever Odin's voice would haunt him again.

And just like tonight you'd make him listen to your words until he'd start to believe in them.

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Dangers of TikTok

Loki x plus size reader x Bucky

Marvel Masterlist | Main Masterlist

Reader finds a sound on TikTok that gets stuck in her head, Bucky and Loki get it out

Warnings: heavily implied smut, avengers crack, talks about fat jokes

A/N: Requests are open!

WC: 811

Minors DNI

It was well-known that Tony’s daughter was absolutely obsessed with TikTok. She would constantly quote stupid videos she found, share her favourite creators, and stay on top of trends even if she never participated in them herself.

By the time Y/N rose from her slumber and stumbled into the kitchen for food, it was well into the afternoon. She blindly riffled through the cabinets looking for something to eat. Settling on Thor’s secret stash of pop tarts (she’d buy him more later), Y/N plopped herself on the counter and began the endless scrolling once more.

“I see the golden child has awoken from her slumber.” Natasha’s crooning voice floated through the room. “I’m on break from college, I get to sleep in.” “And I also suppose that includes getting out of training with Steve too.” She raised a dark brow at the younger woman. “Yeah I worked out how to avoid that a loooong time ago. If I keep making self-deprecating fat jokes, he tends to get uncomfortable and leave me alone.”

The assassin sighed. “You’re way too much like your dad.” “I’ll take that as an insult.” Just then, the cheap pastries popped from the toaster so Y/n left her phone on the marble to fetch her morning treat, a video still playing. “What the hell is this video?” Nat watched as three celebrities dressed as a shitty version of the backstreet boys sang a parody of “I want it That Way”.

“That song has legit been stuck in my head for days. So I’m watching the video over and over until it’s gone.” “Does that even work?” “Better than waiting for it to stop. I’m not at all patient.” She swiped a pop tart from Y/N and walked from the room. “Whatever floats your boat!” Y/N settled back on the counter, munching at her breakfast.

“Are those my pop tarts?” She did end up getting a workout that day, it’s definitely hard running away from a hangry norse god.

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Y/N hummed as she read a book Bruce had loaned to her. The TikTok song still on a constant loop in her head. She didn’t notice two burly figures entering the sitting area.

“You are my fire

The one desire

Believe when I say

I want a threeway

Tell me why!”

She was full on belting now.

“Why can’t we have a threeway!

What if it’s my birthday

Tell me why

I really want a threeway!”

“Well if that’s what you really want, who are we to deny you?” A deep voice called out from behind her. “Holy shit!” Y/N jumped straight up into the air, heart pounding with the shock of being caught. “Oh god, you guys scared me.”

Bucky crossed his arms over his chest as Loki chuckled. “That is certainly one way to get you to scream but we would prefer another way, pet.” She stammered. “W-what are you guys talking about?

“I think you do, doll.” Bucky’s metal hand cupped her jaw, forcing her to make eye contact. “You want a threeway~” He slightly sang the last part. “It-it’s just a song.” Loki’s arm wrapped around her thick waist, bringing your back to his chest, his heavy erection poking the base of her spine. “Well to butcher a common phrase, art imitates life.” His mouth descended along her neck, lightly nipping at the soft skin, lighting up her nerves.

Y/N’s head rolled back, her eyelids drooping. “Good girl.” Bucky’s lips met her own in a heated kiss, his tongue diving into her mouth, hips grinding into her soft stomach, eagerly trying to get some friction to his aching cock. He resurfaced for air at the same time as Loki. “What do you say James, should we take this someone more private?” “Definitely. We need to be able to make her scream without someone interrupting.”

The boys laugh maniacally as Y/N whimpered.

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“So you spend another night scrolling through that stupid app of yours?” Tony asked as his daughter limped down the hall. “Not really.” She cringed at the hoarseness of her voice. “Y/N? Are you ok? Are you getting sick?” He cupped her cheeks to examine her face, looking for signs of illness. “No no, I’m ok dad. Just had a big workout yesterday.”

“Yeah I heard you exercising all night with robo-cop and the ice queen. You know Barnes’ room is right next to mine right?” Sam sipped his coffee, dark circles under his eyes pointing to his own sleepless night. Tony’s grip tightened. “You what.”

Y/N laughed awkwardly, pulling out of her dad’s grasp and running down the hall, ignoring the soreness in her crotch. As she ran past the two dark haired men she had spent the night with, she yelled. “Fucking run!”

Two workouts in two days, funny that.

Part 2

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Putting aside the fact that I think hes annoying, I do actually think that the obsession with Heimdall also large in part comes from the obsession with skinny, blonde, White men, & that's also the reason why the other gow guys don't get quite as much attention despite a lot of them actually being attractive in their own ways, & outside of being attractive, all have interesting characters. You also see this pattern with other medias as well.

Kratos gets some love, but the main reasons ppl are probably turned off by him is bc he's bulkier and he's older & not as conventionally attractive (what with the #ffff colored skin, & the fact that he's older). Thor gets a bit of love, but the other half of the fandom doesn't like that he's fat. Same goes for Magni & Modi. Hildisvini is handsome, but he's Black, dark skinned, and older so of course he's always ignored. Freyr is surprisingly a bit underrated despite also fitting into the skinny White guy category, but I think he's outshined by Heimdall because he's not blonde, and possibly because he's a little more tan (I actually thought he looked like a Native guy) & you could probably say the same for Tyr.

[arcaneheadcannons]

Jayce Modern AU Head Cannons

Funny how I’m starting this lil blog with Jayce. I’m obsessed with Viktor, but I have a handful of Jayce head cannons in my head at the moment so why not get the ball rolling with him, modern AU style.

Jayce has a PS5 in his room for sure.

Him being a bit of the flashy type he probably has a nice car like a Tesla or a Lexus.

He probably is a little afraid to let his childlike side out, he’s a die hard marvel fan. His favorite hero’s being Thor, Black Panther, Black Widow and Iron Man.

I think he falls under the men that are into Ryan remolds category.

Wants to go to comic con conventions but most of the people he knows aren’t into that kinda stuff, he doesn’t wanna go alone so he misses out a lot of the time.

Protein powders are like half of his food pantry

Has a few collectible statues in his room of marvel hero’s.

Has a premium gym membership

Branded clothing like Adidas, Coach, Polo, Calvin Klein.

His place is always the best to watch movies cause of his fat high definition TV

Drinks wine when in public like galas, but I think he prefers beer, Corona to be specific.

Watches old vine complications on YouTube

Definitely a religious TikTok and Instagram user.

Latest Apple IPhone

His guilty pleasure is McDonald’s, sometimes his car can small a little bit of it.

If you’re interested in more head cannons of the arcane characters don’t be afraid to shoot a request.

[the-firebird69]

This guy is not the guy from spectacle Island and he was around here like 2 days ago and it's Billy Hicks and our son and daughter recognized him and he is the guy from the band The talking heads and he's known for getting people to talk because their head is severed off their body and he's constantly threatening our son with it and then he goes into Norman Bates so gloat about that Sarah you freaking weirdo you're dumb and character real soon. Yeah he goes to North Carolina and he goes there because the house was seriously disappears mysteriously disappears from Texas and they're saying that's not the house that will go to New England it's your place and you go into psycho bear.

There is some other news and it's pertinent it's about Billy Hicks and what happens to him he seems to think that he's invincible that he's not and he won't shut his face or leave our son and daughter alone and he's obsessed and he needs to be shut down and he will be. Part of the reason he's obsessed is because of what kind our son is and there are other people like it and they're fighting him and one of them is our son's brother who is completely fascinated or was he's out right now he's done things to this guy and continues to and HHS is one of the computers and it does that kind of thing to him and it's in westborough underground and Billy Hicks almost looked at it and her son and daughter figured out where people think that it's some other object it's in a hollowed out uranium mine where people wouldn't look off to westboro where you were holding me in the facility that pretty much Mr brain up what a freaking douche. Dave is doing stuff to him along with that computer but he did something to Tommy f that was sitting on it it's his fat child molesting ass and he says why does Dave have that face okay Dave doesn't too and it works real well on him yeah he knew about his stuff

Thor Freya

Olympus

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Hi Val 🥰!

Alright I have several questions about several of your your WIPS so I will keep it short..

Lights,Camera, Action.. are we talking regular asshole ransom or is he whipped/a major fan of Actress! Reader?

What happens in Vegas.. literally tell me anything I am already obsessed with the idea of straight laced Steve going to Vegas..

Sweet Lo!!!

Ok so Lights, Camera, Action is going to be a series. It’s starts with asshole Ransom and he has a reputation to be an asshole and a playboy on set. He sleeps with all of the leading ladies he stars with and most of the time they expect more from him. But we know he doesn’t do relationships. Enter reader. She’s plus sized and she’s determined to show the industry that the size of your waist doesn’t determine your acting abilities. She’s sick of being type cast as the designated ugly fat friend or the comedic relief. She gets casted in the roll of a lifetime. Ransom is brought in last minute when the original actor had to drop out! He isn’t ready for her though and she’s prepared to shut him down when needed!

Snippet:

“Yeah, you got a problem with that?”

You turn around to find the one and only Ransom Drysdale glaring at you. “Not at all, I just thought Johnny Storm was the lead is all.”

“Not anymore.” he says as he sits and you take a moment to really admire him. Ransom Drysdale is ridiculously handsome and you would be lying if you said that you never had a crush on him, everyone did. But as you started working in show business you heard that he was incredibly rude and could be difficult to work with and that was a bit of a turn off for you.

“If you don’t like it I’m pretty sure they could recast your part, sweetheart.” he smirks.

“No way in hell are they recasting me, although if you are as difficult to work with as I’ve heard maybe they’ll recast your part. They’ve already done it once, I'm sure they can do it again, sunshine.” You smile the moment he turns to glare at you. In that moment you decided that if he was going to be an ass you would push back.

2 What happens in Vegas:

It was supposed to be an over night stop after a mission. It was Ton’s idea of course, he paid for the hotel rooms. Bucky and Thor were also there and Steve got drunk off of some Asgardian mead Thor brought with him. Reader was there to celebrate her childhood best friend’s bachelorette party. When she wakes up she’s in someone else’s room. Not just anyone’s Captain fucking America’s room. If that wasn’t enough their wake up call is Tony, Bucky and Thor all witnessing Steve the morning after a one night stand… except it’s more than a one night stand. They have matching rings on their left ring fingers. Steve and reader think it will be as easy as getting an annulment but the Avenger’s PR team have a different idea.

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You feel the bed shift with weight placed at the end and then shaking, pulling a groan from the man behind you. He grabs the pillow he was using and throws it, you hear an ‘uff’ as it hits whoever was shaking the bed. He slowly removes his arm from around your waist and sits up allowing you to shift and finally look at who you had spent the night with. Your eyes go wide at the realization of who was in bed with you causing you to sit up way too fast. Your eyes meet for the first time, embarrassment etched on your faces. The door slams open making you finally look at the others in the room. Not only had you slept with the one and only Captain America but before you stood Bucky Barnes, Tony Stark and the newest guest Thor. You keep the sheets up under your chin. Before you were able to say anything Thor spoke up, his voice booming.

“What is the hold up? Isn’t he ready to leave yet?” he asked before taking in the scene.

“Get out!” Steve snaps before turning to you. “I am so sorry about this.”

“Steve, it's never good to apologize to a woman while you’re still in bed naked with her.” Tony advises before smirking at both of you.

“Why are you still here? Get out!”