#oh god am i old…..
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I hate when an artist gets exposed for being a bad person and people start the narrative “why would you even want to listen to their shitty music” when are we going to be freed from the idea that only good people create good art and bad people create bad art. It just makes it harder for these types of people to be exposed because now you got people thinking “how is this possible, his music is so good!”
#THIS IS NOT ABOUT WILBUR SOOT OH MY GOD!!!!#I had no idea who the hell that guy was Before 2 days ago. I am 24 years old
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they should invent a way to read in bed that's comfortable
#or am i just old#ignore me#notes#1k#5k#10k#turning off reblogs. this was about a physical book you guys oh my fucking god#ok. turning them back on. behave
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3. hey, it's you!
#making 30 y/o hector meet his 60 y/o self so he's like#''oh WOW... i look so old...hey why am i mortal again?''#go have a crisis. boy#great god grove#ggg spoilers#hector ggg#hectart
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this wade
with this logan
i have been going insane thinking about these two giving these exact hearteyes at each other
#.that's it that's the post i can't think of anything else bc i am literally swooning as i type this good lord#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#dp&w#wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#peanutbub#wolverpool#jercy speaks#.anyway clearly i'm not liveblogging tonight have a good 4am lmao#.i feel kinda bad for sidelining the female love interests for my old man yaoi agenda but oh my god. jeezos cryste. flippin hell.#.LOOK AT THEIR GD FACES!!!! G O D
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this is my contribution to garbageblock shipping i know its already been done i dont care
#minecraft movie#garbageblock ship#garrett x steve#steve x garrett#minecraft steve#minecraft fanart#yes this is actually my art#my art#fanart#i am so so soooo sooooooooo normal about these old men#like jesus fucking christ that fucking scene#oh my gods#i cant beleive they didnt just outright get married then and there#because like#they got fucking matching jackets#the fucking old man yaoi in my minecraft movie>?!?!#i am so normal#this movie is actually peak btw#please go watch it#if not for the memes (queue CHICKEN JOCKEY for the 100th time)#for the old man yaoi#old man yaoi
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"vi? you're... staring." "yeah, i know. what? i can't?" "i didn't say that. stare as much as you'd like -- you can stare at me for the rest of your life if you want to." "yeah? that a promise, princess?"
#ultraviolet comm by the lovely @iwachansarm <3
#𓂃🖊 true&story#𖥔 ultraviolet 𖥔#vi arcane#arcane#i literally am so flustered staring at this oh my GOD ALL I WANT#all i want is an old fashioned diner date with vi is that so much to ask for holy shit
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anne rice said "erotica", the fans said "oh hm this is horror and abuse! let's turn this into a deeply upsetting character study about how abuse can create cruel people who perpetuate cycles."
iwtv (2022) writers said "this is a literal fucking saw trap" the fans said "but what if they were in love <3"
#iwtv#amc iwtv#the vampire chronicles#devils minion#daniel molloy#armand#just finished “the spiral is unspooling” and oh god !#don't want to read the vampire armand#but it's also available through my local public library so im gonna read it and then go oh god!#marius. when i catch you marius. MARIUS WHEN I CATCH YOU MARIUS#sorry idc if you're a 2000 year old vampire who constantly feeds on the blood of akasha#im tearing you limb from limb#im ripping your throat out#im actually burning you alive#the things im doing to marius are horrifying in a deeply unsexy way.#there is nothing sexy about the war crimes i am about to inflict on this freak (derogatory)
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I have finally finished 2.4 and oh my GOD watching Dan Heng be so protective of his friends nearly killed me, MY HEART.
And yes, the cutscene where he pushes the trailblazer out of the way and even cushions their fall with his own body, but I mean even before that! When he was already trying to protect them and March 7th from Feixiao and Lingsha!!
Because if you watch the dango trio throughout the main quest, you'll notice that they often position themselves in the same way, which is a detail that makes me super happy that Hoyo thought to include- when the three of them aren't evenly spaced, March 7th and the trailblazer tend to gravitate towards each other and stand very close together, frequently side-by-side. And by comparison, Dan Heng usually stands slightly away, and often even slightly behind them, where he can pull on their leashes to wrangle them keep an eye on them.
This is probably a habit learned through experience, since March 7th said during Belobog she is the "queen of unannounced disappearances" fjdksajfkldjsak
And of course at least a little bit of it is just done for like, aesthetic purposes. It's a video game. Things have to look nice for the player. The trailblazer and Dan Heng are the same height, March 7th is a bit shorter, and Yanqing is even smaller. It makes sense to have the trailblazer and Dan Heng stand on the ends, with March 7th and Yanqing in the middle, it just looks nicer and more balanced that way. But still! Even when they're accommodating for Yanqing in this quest, they still all arrange themselves the same way, almost every time!
But this changes after Dan Heng and Yanqing become suspicious of the visitors from the Yaoqing.
The dango trio still stand around relaxed and in their usual manner when they go to the artisanship delve and meet Skott,
but Dan Heng takes notice of Lingsha when she arrives, and he and Yanqing mentioned her specifically when discussing their worries.
Yanqing worrying so much about Jing Yuan got me right in the heart, he's such a good boy WEH
And when the four of them go out to the alchemy delve to meet Lingsha for tea, the pattern breaks. Suddenly Dan Heng is standing right up front, and even walks in and enters the scene before March 7th and the trailblazer to get to Lingsha before them. He stays a step in front of them the whole time, too.
And then when Dan Heng and the trailblazer have to go be interrogated by Feixiao! The same deal! Dan Heng walks in ahead of them and stays in front of them! Noticeably so! Enough that even Feixiao takes note and voices it!
Dan Heng is so so fiercely protective of his companions, and I love it, I adore hyper vigilance in the wake of trauma like this, I'm so excited to see what else he does in 2.5, I hope we either get to see him get fucked up or the trailblazer gets fucked up in his place, I wanna see them run through the meat grinder!!!
#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr dan heng#dan heng#dancae#danstelle#he loves them so much wehhhhhh#(I know I threw in the ship tags but I mean that love romantically or platonically. tag this either way as you please)#but anyway not to mention the whole cutscene part and Dan Heng promising he wouldn't let them die before him#I could have screamed when I read that oh my GOD#Dan Heng. baby. honey. sweetiepie.#I am going to squish him#I wanna see him get a little freaked out about being stuck in the Shackling Prison again heehee#I hope we get to see his old cell at some point#looking at all this though like yeah no wonder Dan Heng immediately doesn't like Moze haha#Moze is capable of the bigger picture and of being objective. Dan Heng loses that ability when his friends are in danger.#It's just not something they can see eye-to-eye on.#Dan Heng and even the trailblazer both immediately see it as being cold and uncaring.#Moze: *breathes*#Dan Heng: I'm no cactus expert but this guy's a prick.#I love them both I hope they butt heads again later fjkldjaklfd#dango trio#Nameless trio#trailblazer trio#caelus#stelle#hsr caelus#hsr stelle#march 7th
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Jet Pokémon refuses to get adopted by a jet couple
#not related to the current AU#they’re just dating and they research Pokémon together here#they would LOVE Pokémon#I would be terrified too if two giant humanoid things were just staring at me#Jetfire finds latias later haha#oh my god you can tell i drew this at 5 am#transformers#transformers fanart#maccadams#Thundercracker#Skyfire#Jetfire#Thunderfire#this has definitely been done before#I was just watching someone ranking Pokémon movies and got reminded that ash got kissed by latias lol???#latios#pokemon#these two franchises are as old as each other heh#tf AU
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whenever warrior cats fans at large talk about the incest in the books they always seem to either a) talk about it like it's an intentional endorsement on the writers part and not just a display of carelessness and the inevitable flaws of their early worldbuilding, or b) act like it's the funniest silliest thing in the world to the point of verging on insensitivity about real life incest abuse
#incest mention#always either 'oh my god can you believe the erins wrote graystripes parents as being siblings... why would they sneak that in on purpose'#or 'LOL graystripes parents are siblings. sweet home alabama up in here. watch me draw an ableist caricature now'#and they arent even canonically graystripe's parents it's an old messy disavowed retcon with no in-text backing#anyways i think it is. bad? that theres so much incest in wc but it's extremely extremely inevitable and only going to get worse#i am baffled that most of the fresh blood in thunderclan never had kits tho. whats the point in stormcloud why is he here then#wc talking
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feeling very normal abt this guy ⛓️💥
#ts4#ts4 screenshots#crispin black#he’s so… let me hold myself back y’all i—#the ideas i have for this man oh MY god#also i have gshade and my old preset back and everything feels so right#i am obsessed w the way his glasses fit through his hair#he’s so… RAHHH i can’t stop staring at him#i have to make this idea work man lookit this rat dude#also cannonball turned out SOOOO HANDSOME N CUTE
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what if seeing kit wearing his old jacket makes ty extra heartbroken because he realises that kit is literally wearing his clothing? and that he could be wearing it all the time if only they were together💔
#and likewise kit is heartbroken bc he knows he's always carrying a part of ty with him#but he can't part from it bc it's simultaneously his comfort jacket? oh i am severely unwell#(and im thinking all this when it's not even confirmed that the jacket is ty's old one oh GOD🥹)#ty blackthorn#kit herondale#kit x ty#kitty#the dark artifices#the wicked powers#tda#twp#tsc
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MK6 you say??????
#i am freaking the fuck out ahhhhhhhhhhhh#SO EXCITED 🤩🤩#and new music means new tour and new tour means getting to experience the magic of miles kane live again and oh my god#i am losing my mind#i wasn’t even a little bit prepared for this so soon#he truly is feeding us 🥹#also i recently deleted instagram because it wasn’t bringing me joy and i was tired of doomscrolling#which has been super nice#but it meant i had no idea this happened until my old flatmate texted me mentioned it#and i promptly dropped everything (for real. both my notebooks and my little oat snack bar cascaded to the ground) and freaked the fuck out#please send me dms/asks if there are any important updates like this again i am so scared of missing out just because i’m not on insta lol#god. SO excited to hear what the new era sounds like 😍😍#i just know it’s going to be magic 💫#also i’ve been having such a rubbish few days with chronic pain stuff and i can’t even begin to express how much this has cheered me up 🥹#miles kane#💖💖💖#mk6#lulu posts
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One of my favorite things might just be Ayrton pointing out that Alain is small/short every chance he has. He knows how to play, my man is NOT messing around, he is NOT skipping any opportunity he gets
#and i mean i cant judge him can i#that's like 90% of Alain's whole persona#like... 162 is LOW#like SMALL#the average worldwide women height is 160. like oh my god Alain#you're so baby#so pookie#yeah i AM calling a 70 year old man pookie#so what#whatcha gonna do bout it#nothin#ayrton senna#alain prost#prosenna
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things about logan in F1 that i have never gotten over (but i started watching after japan)
australia (alex wanting to score points in repayment for logan but barely missing out 😞)
him getting p10 in the miami sprint
him dnf’ing in miami (quite literally devastated)
miami in general actually
silverstone (he was 9s from yuki 😭)
zandvoort
him laughing with elias and taking a picture with a fan after he crashed
him looking miserable after each race
the one loscar lacy edit
sargebon because you could see they became closer
LAP OF LEGENDS (everyone pls go watch it) that was like my first f1 post
team torque and sargebon’s spin the wheel thing (personally think they sargebon the hardest there, shout out to the one blog that analyzed them (i couldn’t find the blog anymore😞))
his general americanness that definitely bugged people
him getting that one DHL fastest lap thing for the tires and people hating on him because he had a fresh set of soft tires (i think it was fresh) compared to the others
also him accidentally grabbing Lance’s towel because they have a similar logo (something about all the L drivers having a similar logo is funny to me)
him in general, I miss him
#logan sargeant#ls2#oh and canada#we simultaneously had a charles-logan interaction and a logan dnf#twice i think actually#anyway i’m very excited to see him in elms#i don’t care if i have to block out four days of my sunday to watch him race#oh god what am i going to do if indy elms and f1 clash#bringing back this old tag#williams racing when i get my hands on you
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wake up babes horrifying new Allied Mastercomputer design just dropped 💀
#i'm so sorry dfgdsd#Alan is the fucking worst but oh my god this design is SIIIICK i love it!!!!!!#gave me huge flashbacks to The Controller from The Bad Wolf episode. gave me nightmares as a kid#i've missed a good old-fashioned horrifying goofy as fuck insane Doctor Who monster design. love a half-robot half-man thing. 10/10#but yeah i've seen so many AM designs that look just like this it really cracked me up sdfgdsfg#doctor who#doctor who spoilers#i have no mouth and i must scream#allied mastercomputer#the robot revolution#the robot revolution spoilers#ihnmaims#AM#ihnmaims allied mastercomputer#ihnmaims am#alan budd#alan budd doctor who#jonny green#starleskatalks
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