#oh you know...

[grape-jucie-dog]

@mer-acle ( I'm sorry for the tag spam 😭) SO I'VE BEEN THINKING.

Obviously because it's us, we gotta have angst moments in the Modernthena sitcom because... Yes.

And we see how Athena is basically like "Yeah I gotta look after the traumatized mortals" right? Perfect, now put a pin in that for a second.

Now, in my headcanons for Quick Thought, 1 minute in the real world is 1 hour in QT. Which ALSO means that 24 minutes in the real world is a full day in QT. Now, doing the math, 4 hours in the real world equals to 240 minutes in total. Now, convert that to Quick Thought time, and you get 240 hours. Now converting THAT, it would be 10 days. So, 4 hours in the real world is equal to 10 full days in Quick Thought time.

Now going back to Athena. Let's say a certain mortal is studying or doing some kind of work for... 3 or 4 hours. Let's say another certain mortal was out running an errand or getting food to make Athena a thank you gift (a thank you for taking care of them both). Let's say Athena is in Quick Thought that whole time, and the after effects start to kick into overdrive when she finally gets out.

Looks like Hart and Thena need to take care of Athena now. How the tables have turned.

(might be actively writing this, who knows)

[shallowseeker]

he's got a thing for all sorts of people but also: brunettes, blue eyes, and above all that specter of a person who's alien, foreign, maybe a little lost in translation...especially if they're unavailable / from across the railroad tracks

[zelkams-art]

in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this

[crabussy]

slightly furious reminder that fish do in fact feel pain and do in fact experience fear and distress when in pain since people seem to love spreading the myth that fish don't feel pain. what is it with people assuming a creature is incapable of feeling pain or emotion just because it doesn't have complex facial muscles. come on gang

[arkangelo-7]

Lex Luthor hates Superman, Lex Luthor hates the Justice League, bla bla bla… You know who Lex must really hate? Bruce Wayne.

Because he knows that bitch is Batman. He’d worked it through that big brain of his and he’s without a doubt certain that the same idiot who spilled champagne on him last New Year’s Eve moonlights as the Batman.

But he can’t fucking prove it. So he’s resigned to a lifetime of having to make stilted conversation filled with double meaning while Brucie just flutters his eyelashes and pretends to be a ditz. And Lex just has to sit there and take it, because Bruce knows that Lex knows and absolutely uses that knowledge to fuck with Alex at every opportunity—he says the absolute shittest, godawful pickup lines and flirts to his heart’s content, knowing full well that he helped Superman kick Lex’s ass last week and that Lex knows it was him.

[kensatou]

assigned omega by auntie yi yi…….

[aropride]

being a non partnering aro is great because we have way more time for the killings

[eosofspades]

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

[egophiliac]

missed the mark by (looks at calendar) uhhh. hm. but I really wanted to do something for the 5th anniversary! happy five years to these idiots 🎉

[yeehawgeek]

i need everyone to see these panels from the monster high howilday haunt comic

edit: for everyone asking if this is real/where you can get it, yes it is real! i got mine at my local comic store

[ochiody]

theyre literally already married

[sabertoothwalrus]

I headcanon they met Athena in a gym in Europe

[amomorii]

Yule Ball, 1994

"Can we talk?"

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Penelope's final gambit, you will always be famous, no matter the subtext.

[jabberwick]

Human Bill Cipher

(Based on Alex Hirsch's "canon" design)

And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.

[aluminumneedles]

I'm knitting in the corner at a party

and guys my age stop by to tell me I remind them of their aunt, of their grandmother. This is a compliment and I take it as such. They confess to having tried crochet once, and I smile. They get back in line for the bathroom.

I'm knitting in the corner at a party and a queer woman sits on the floor next to me, arranges her skirt, and smiles up at me. (I try not to blush.) She asks me all the questions on her mind about my craft and I answer them, hands still moving. We swap yarn sources. She doesn't stay, but she knows where to find me.

I'm knitting in the corner at a party and everyone knows where to find me when they need a minute, when socializing is too much and the music is too loud and they need to catch their breath. They pretend to be checking in on me, which is sweet, but I can see the relief in their eyes the moment they stop performing for a house full of people. They sit down and tell me things and all the while they never take their eyes off my hands.

The party has wound down and I'm still knitting and the hosts, two guys in their twenties, thank me for "helping to curate the vibe." I had no idea that's what I was doing. I leave the party having forgotten to drink anything and without that woman's number but with many rows added to my top-down raglan sweater. I call it a night, and a good one.