#ohhh bumblebee...

[flufflecat]

I met a lovely bumblebee a few days ago (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

[catcolouredcoffeegrains]

spotted a bee and a wasp dead beside eachother today

[transformers-spike]

(refering to the painting your nails anon) Would the TFP bots act the same if reader dyed their hair the same color as their plating?

I feel like Knockout would absolutely be down for it, cherry red hair? now thats got his engine revving!

Some other bots might just be fascinated at the fact that humans can not only paint their nails but also dye their hair different colors

Ohhh boy - I think they would certainly have more of a reaction to this than nail polish. You'll probably get a raised optical ridge and an "Oh? Inspired by me?" at least. Even more emotionally reserved members like Optimus are giddy inside. Don't trust Megatron tho. If you dye your hair Decepticon purple and confirm his suspicions, he'll hook a claw under your chin and ask if you want to make his ownership more permanent on your frame Starscream is also a mixed bag because he'll scoff and say of course you'd pick him of all bots! Now you keep catching him watching you from the other side of the room Bumblebee and Smokescreen are just discovering you can dye your hair, and now they're planning the next colors with you - you've never seen them more excited

If you dye your hair cherry red Knock Out's going to insufferably flirt with you for the next 24 hours at least. But if you get flustered, he will frag you. This is the hell you've created for yourself

[niiwa-angel]

Things humans have learned about Cybertronians just by being around them.

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If you hear numbers at the end of a bots name, they're in deep trouble. Bumblebee-127 or Wheeljack-215 or anything of the like from Optimus, Rachet, or Ultra Magnus means that they are in serious trouble. If you see said robot running past like a bat out of hell, you know hell has broken loose wherever they're coming from.

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If some of the lower ranked bits get into a scrap and Rachet or Ultra Magnus scolds then, they're just being annoying. If Optimus Prime steps in, they're in trouble. He doesn't even give them a verbal warning, he'll just grab them and pull them apart.

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Despite the fact that they're trained soldiers, sometimes they forget to use their bio scanners. That's how Mirage ended up hiding from some mannequins, waiting for them to move along.

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They are capable of feeling 'human' emotions. Sad, happy, excited, lonely, angry, etc. they just sometimes show it differently.

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They are very big and therefore, kind of clumsy. They aren't breaking anything on purpose (at least not often) but sometimes they don't see things near their feet.

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They have learned 'human' pass times and try to partake with varying degrees of success. Mirage, Bumblebee, and Arcee learned humans dig holes for fun so they went and dug a hole. They then needed to fill it in because it was a hazard. Sometimes they'll break into teams of two for tug of war, that means all humans need to stay the fuck out of the way because they are competitive. The younger boys aren't allowed to play any game of catch because they're so competitive and knock over trees, fences, and vehicles.

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They're like cats in the sense that very few of them actually like swimming/being in the water. They CAN swim/be in water but they don't like to be.

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No human should take medical advice from Rachet, he barely understands human biology.

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Cybertronians did have pets back on Cybertron and some of them have tried to have pets on Earth. The issue is they don't really understand the line between a domesticated animal and a wild animal. They also have the issue of being too big for typical cats and dogs.

Bumblebee, carrying a very angry jaguar in his hands.

Optimus: No! Put it back.

Bumblebee, through the radio: What's new pussycat whoaaa-ao-ohhh!

Optimus: I said no. The human say that isn't a pet, it eats them.

Bumblebee: 😞

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Humans doing weird things freaks them out. Things like contortionists, fire breathers/eaters, people who are double jointed, and slight of hand magicians freak them out. They don't like it. A new recruit showed Mirage a disappearing coin trick thinking he'd like it only for him to flip shit.

[pritong-baboy]

Time for a twist for Sublevel 50:

This is 2 years into Bumblebee being trapped in Sublevel 50. Shockwave would do routine checks on Bumblebee however Cliffjumper notices one day and follows him which leads him to discovering Bumblebee the minibot who was thought to be dead. This would make you think that would save Bee right. Ha ha WRONG!!! This actually leads to Cliffjumper being trapped down there too because Shockwave notices that he and Bumblebee look similar and well he still has those protocols in his head. So Shockwave goes: "Look sparkling your big brother has joined us and will help keep you safe when I'm not around." Which at first makes both of them confused until Shockwave performs brain surgery on him to make new protocols to protect Bumblebee while Cliffjumper is aware. 50 years plus almost 3 seasons go by and Ratchet are nearly attacked by a missing intelligence secretary and there's a yellow minibot trying to hold him back.

OHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGHHHH. me when...me when cliffjumper and bumblebee dynamic....oughhh. im shaking.

i really like this bc i do wish that cliffjumper shows up a lot more in the show, and i know this is a very messed up way to put him into the plot. I LOVE IIIIT SOOO MUUCHH WAGHGHGH....

[miracrystalshards]

Optimus accidentally takes Cody back to the tfp base with him.

Cody waking up from a nap inside Optimus’s cab: uh, Optimus, where are we?

Optimus, who forgot Cody was there, looks around for his voice: Cody? Where are you?

Cody: I'm in your cab.

Optimus, opening the cab and having Cody crawl out: Indeed you are. My apologies, I didn't know you were in there.

Cody: It's fine. Where are we though.

Optimus: This is the base on the mainland that me and Bumblebee occupy with the rest of our team.

Cody: Bumblebee’s here too!

Optimus: Indeed, though he added the others won't be back for a while as they are picking up our charges from school.

Cody: Noble. Do you think I could meet them?

Optimus: I'm afraid not, Cody. Your's and the rescue bots' existence are a secret. Only Bumblebee, me, and our medic knows.

Cody: Aww.

Optimus: Aww indeed. I think it'd be best if you stay in my cab until we could get you home.

Cody, excited: Ok. Does that mean we get to spend more time together?

Optimus, smiling: Yes it does.

Optimus opens his can and lets Cody back in: Stay there for now, if you have any questions make sure to ask when we're alone.

Cody: Okay.

After everyone gets back

Miko: Whoop, I couldn't wait to get out of there. Math is so boring.

Jack: If you paid attention maybe it wouldn't be so boring.

Miko: Says you Mr. Goody two shoes.

Raf: Really Miko.

Miko: Yes, really.

Bulkhead: Why don't you all calm down, don't you all have homework to do?

Miko: Ya, but it's so boring. When am I gonna need algebra in life?

Bulkhead: You still have to do it.

Miko: Fineeee. But you gotta take me out for a drive later, bulk.

Bulkhead: All right.

Optimus: Hello children, I trust you had a good day at school.

Miko: Hey ya Optimus.

Jack: Hey Optimus.

Raf: Hi Optimus, our day was good, just uneventful.

Optimus: I see. Bumblebee,

Bumblebee: Ya Optimus?

Optimus: I would like to speak to you, privately.

Miko: Ohhh, bee's in trouble.

Optimus: Quite the opposite, I just need to ask him something.

Miko: If it's not bad why not say it here?

Jack: Drop it Miko, it's obvious Optimus wants to talk to be alone, it's none of our business.

Miko: Finee.

Bee and Optimus walk away somewhere private.

Bumblebee: Why'd you need to talk to me Sure?

Optimus, opening his cab: It seems I bought a stowaway with me from Griffin Rock.

Cody popping his head out and waving: Hey bee, nice to see ya again.

Bumblebee: Cody?! What are you doing here?

Cody: I fell asleep and Optimus forgot I was here.

Bumblebee: Do the others know? They're probably freaking out looking for you.

Optimus: I have notified Chief Burns and told him of the situation. He said it's fine for Cody to be here as long as he's safe.

Bumblebee: if you say so.

Cody: Look on the bright side bee, I get to see and spend more time with you guys. Even if I can't physically be with you, I'm still spending it with you.

Bumblebee: You're right, maybe next time I could drive you around and show all my favorite places!

Cody: I'd like that, it was great seeing you again bee.

Bumblebee: Great seeing you too, Cody.

Optimus: I think it's best we head back now, lest Miko tries to listen in and discovers Cody.

Bumblebee: Ya, you're right. Bye Cody.

Cody, slipping back into Optimus’s cab: Bye bee!

[rawmeknockout]

Thinking about old mechs meeting young male bot. Old mechs that are secretly perverts.

Ohhh sweet optimus, for sure a freak

Kup, come on now

Wheeljack the odd older science mech

I just imagine them saying how the younger bot has no place on a battlefield. Fingering their valve as they say how they should focus on being a good houswife. So many interactions of thinking these old mechs were just lonely, kind men. But turns out they are so eager to turn this young bot into a sparked up house conjux. Oh gooooood, these old pervs having so much experience and having the young mech squeal as they force another overload out of his valve. Fondling mesh tits. Sigh

OH GOD, IMAGINE OLD PERVY PROWL MAKING YOUNG BUMBLEBEE MOAN AND SQUIRT. Gruff, mean, old police bot disciplining bumblebee.

Just imagine

are you in my house? are you looking at my recommended fics on tumblr? you are so specifically targeting my likes this is cancel culture

[transingthoseformers]

Ohhh Secret of the mimic! You think that seeing an endoskeleton would freak out the Cybertronians?? Imagine the human teens (Sari or Miko most likely) showing the game to Bumblebee and then out of nowhere Bee makes a sound so loud is almost a jumpscare!!

OP going to check, sees the screen and gets a sick look on his face! Is almost like a degloving injurie for us (TRUST ME DO NOT LOOK FOR IMAGES OF THAT)

Yes, because the FNAF endoskeletons is pretty much just that: walking metal skeletons that are far stronger than they have any right being

They WOULD be horrifying for cybertronians to see!!!! Even protoforms, as bare as they are, have a certain amount of mechanical musculature and outsides keeping their insides in. Endoskeletons don't have any of that, that's what the mascot shells are for!!!

I also feel like that cybertronians would get such a horrible sense of uncanny valley effect from the more robotic animatronics, the sister location bots' faces remind me so so so much of the love action bots' faces with all the moving plates. But animatronics move in a fundamentally different way than transformers do, and are ultimately made with Earth life in mind (even if it's mostly exaggerated anthropomorphic versions of various organic animals)

Don't forget the noises!!! Both the jumpscares and the animatronics' voices!! I feel like those would fuck with them so hard too 💖💖

The FNAF animatronics, especially the endoskeletons in the later games, would get them so bad so so bad imo. Logically thinking they'd know it's just a game and that they're just horror monsters, but I feel like the cybertronian hindbrain would hate them so so bad :)

[karioke13]

u know that tangled au post right? imagine elita and prime collectively as flynn except they basically adopt b-127 instead of being the romantic interests of the story (they realize how shitty sentinel is and decide "yup. this kid is with us now"

Yes I do know about it! :D

Ohhh wow! This is such a good idea! I especially love how you said that elita and optimus are both Flynn. And I also like how they become the new parents for bumblebee, since sentinel is really horrible and manipulative towards bumblebee! So they’re both like “this is our child, you hurt him, you die!”

They’d be like this 😂👇

I love that idea for this! Very well done! 👏👏👏

[truuskn]

finished rewatching wfc, here's a bunch of my random thoughts about elita (part 1)

more than anything in the world elita feared that one day if optimus will continue his journey in this way she would have to bury him. well, fate had decided to play a trick on her. she died first. she had to be buried first. prime's spark had to endure the unbearable pain of knowing what does it feel like when you and your soulmate are separated forever. she, in a way, successfully escaped from her greatest nightmare (although... actually elita believed the arc crew had died... so... she died with the thought that optimus was already dead! wow! double angst! thanks, just the way i like it)

she switches so quickly, almost immediately cuts off her phrase and changes the topic of conversation. they talked about it thousand times - she realized a long time ago that she will never be able to get through to him... the only thing she can do is just accept the inevitable and pray for primus' favour

op: what are you trying to say, elita?

elita: GO CHECK YOUR STUPID HEAD!!!

op: i can't! our show doesn't have the rights to rung. he's the only psychologist in the tf universe

elita: FUCK

ohhh, i'm going to blow up from these parallels. peak oplita. eh, if only the show was well written

i love how at the same time optimus is elita's main hope and her main grief. he greatly inspires her and greatly disappoints her at the same time. she longs to follow him, but she also longs for him to open his eyes and choose a different path. she hates how blindly he goes after what he thinks is right, disregarding her worries and disagreements, but she admires how even in the darkest of times he doesn't abandon his cause, his desperate desire to save everyone and foolish faith in a better outcome. she wants to be with him, but chooses to leave him... wow. wow

as someone who's main favs are elita and prowl, i was immensely pleased with the 2,5 scenes these two had together, haha

optimus: *says anything*

these two: *look at him with fear in their eyes, waiting for another ridiculous stupid ass thing he'll about to say this time*

optimus: *does anything*

these two: *LOUD, TIRED SIGH*

the one who is most trustworthy and most needed by the current prime inherits alpha trion protocols.... and it's bumblebee?? NOT elita-one?? really??? if this magical shit didn't know in advance that she's going to die soon then i don't understand how and why it turned out to be so. is... is elita-one not enough... for op...

i'm truly amazed at how elita didn't give up after all the horrible things that happened to them. in this show everything goes wrong. always. everything goes fucked up, destinies fall apart overnight, nothing ever works, it gets worse and worse day by day. but elita still keeps going. no matter what. and unlike optimus she puts aside self-doubt and self-pity. her goal comes first. autobots. fighting. no time for anything else. even if she wants to cry and scream and forget it all - no, never. not her. i just... oh, i wish this show had a better script, this elita was so good, but, nope, nope, no time for a really interesting story, let's better watch op whine about allspark for 20 times per episode

1s6e/2s6e <33 🥰💖🌚💐🌟

[crevicedwelling]

ohhh, sopping wet bumblebee…

[transformers-spike]

How do you think the bots will react when reader opens their abdominal panel and just puts their hands and tug, twirl and twists their mech’s wires? What are you takes on this?

To me I think each bot would react differently, for an example starscream would writhe and squirm as his voice glitches and gets all static and his optics starts flashing uncontrollably

Knockout upon feeling you twirl one of his wires; the headlights on his chassis would flash as he yelps, and tries his best to not scratch you with his sharp talons

And sweet little bumblebee would let out a weak honk from his horn instead of a yelp as you can feel his whole frame buzz against your hand as you twisted on one of his wires

Smokescreen would would start letting his engine go uproar as he tries to hit his internal breaks but fails miserably

OHHH BOYY - it's gonna be chaotic

Bro I think TFP Starscream won't even allow you to do this unless you're like intensely bonded - at which point he's shameless and makes the weirdest noises when he's close to overload

To me wire-play happens a lot in TFA

If you do this with Blurr he sounds like a fax machine and his body starts spasming - but it takes a WHILE to get him off, so you gotta keep up the rhythm and alternate it. Even wire-play is a goddamn workout

Do this to Blitzwing and Random will start cackling like a maniac as he overloads - loves it when you stuff your hands in there and come out with wet sticky wires

[pritong-baboy]

Urgh after seeing that Baby Bee picture all I’m imagining is Optimus and Ratchet getting access to Shockwaves storage after the kidnapping incident, or wherever he kept everything while undercover as Longarm. Just being horrified to see endless amounts of pictures of Bee, from his file as well as ones Shockwave took without his knowledge. Just real crazy stalker vibes, that mech def has pictures if not videos of Bee sleeping considering how much time he spent watching.

I can totally see him having forged documents of Bee being his Sparkling as well… Like just insane behavior all around. Maybe even a hidden room that was originally made while he was not a known spy, like a space he was saving to keep Bee trapped, at least until he figured out his next steps. thankfully he never got the chance to use it.

ohhh i can def see shockwave digging up some insane information about bumblebee during his time as head of intelligence and keeping it all to himself. i can just imagine the look of horror on his team's face if they ever find that stash.

though, i imagine that while he's undercover as longarm, he wouldn't go as far as to forge documents or preparing rooms (at least not yet.) i like to think at that time, shockwave is still immensely divided about his feelings. he would definitely think about it, about scenarios where he's bumblebee's parent and there was nothing that would push him back.

shockwave only reaches the "peak" of his obsession is when the autobots win and he sort of gets sick of not getting what he thinks he deserves. that's when he'd cue the more physical actions.

[redraven393]

Transformers one time? Yes, it IS

help it is so weird to see him without a face mask, it felt naked.

what are you up to OP?? uh? ah the archives! - Opp to loud- OhhHH~ Lore.

oh no time to bounce OP- wait, Orian Pax?? oh well I can still can call him OP- OMG YOU'RE A REGULAR AT THIS?

buddy you do not negotiate about this with feds- OP- PFFFT okay

HE'S A DORK!

uh? - Uhhhh???- OP???- omg-sure take the snacks- OMG WHY IS EVERYONE KNOW YOU OP???

Opp get caught- omg??? MEGSS???? I recognize that bucket head everywhere.

D-16??- aww they're BFF! - omg he is a dork- Sentinel Prime, eh? will he be a jerk this time around? - the surface?

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OP: just imagine if we have a Cog- D-16: I will transform into a shovel to hit you OP: ... I don't like how fast you answer that

YOUR HONOR THEY ARE DORKS!!

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Megatronus prime is quite loved in this one huh? to still be called strong and not a tyrant? - and aww D-16 is a fan

did my eyes deceive me or is that fukin WHEELJACK & JAZZ??? YAUBSJ

to the MINES! - JETPACKS!

OHHH ELITA MY DARLING! -omg she's a manager- pfft OP please

ohh? this is a unique mining system- uh oh Wheely- oh no

JAZZ BABY NOOOO-

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Jazz: Just leave me! OP: ok Jazz: no wait :(

I love him

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THEY'RE SAFE!

aww Elita I am so sorry for you Darling- oh no OP don't- yeah kind expect that

oh, Sentinel home ~ is that Sunstriker? or am I crazy anytime I see the red and gold duo I just Twins???

wait its I-acon not La-con??? omg- huh he already sounds sketchy to me D-16

PROWL! - shut up Sentinel I knew you were a hack anyway- PROWL!!

ohh~ a competition at the 5000th birthday of Iacon?

MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE He SAYS IT HE SAYS THE THING!

this version OP is so much fun btw I love him but just like D-16 I too want to shake him like a Maraca- OP dear pls don't take your only best friends to a death trap

glitch as swear words for the bots is everything-, FINALLY we are back to our roots of unique swear words

aww that is so sweet.

ARCEEE!!- IRONHIDE!

huh so Quenteson is in this mess huh? 50 years, so not a recent development but not that old either

the previous Primes are so cool!

oh? - OH- PAX PLEASE!!!- and.... they're off, okay who's planning the funeral for these idiots?

aww at least Arcee is rooting for them :) - BLURR!!!!- SKYFIRE!!!!

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D-16: if we live, I'll KILL you OP: okay bestie :D

dorks

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Opp almost- SWINDLE- TAILGATE!! :D- JETSTORM!

NOO- oh no guys please don't be that dumb- they are that dumb omg- Fuk you darkwing

HOTROD! >:D - Mirage!!- oh wat? Magnets? - omg they might actually win this- fuking shoot for the skies next time I guess

CHROMIA! (you fukin bitch)

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well, you guys did wonderful for Minerbots actually

Arachnid - oh? I didn't know we were chill like that Sentinel? are we cool? - are we cool or is he still like a douche? like not Villainy but just ya know an Ick?

is he a frat dude???/

well at least you guys are not going to the slums- Hi~ DarkWing you good buddy~?

fuk you darkwing- sorry boys guess I jinx it- uhm an empurata?

OMG BUMBLEBEE MY BABY BB!! :D :D

oh, darling what have they done to you- sheeshh Bee Honey you are not meant to be here, who is evil enough to make you stuck in here!

Orion dear, Dee darling please save this boy- STEVE! - oh honey D:

OH lore? YO?! - yeah you better watch yourself D-16- didn't the just tell you that they are going to the surface? AGAIN?

Yay you brough the boy- what is the surface anyway? are they like in an eternal lockdown inside the planet’s surface or???- Elita please! -

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omg? is the planet growing mountains? - you're in Elita? - yeah Bee you got the right idea- oh nooo-

off- ELITA Darling please- hey you were the reason we were out of the train in the first place- ohh robot animals?

Bee honey please-why is it not metal? - a city?? in the surface? rust?

omg-uhhhh tense- wtf was that -Plants? in a metal world?

HOLLY SHIT is that a dead body- is the dead Quinteson rotting body makes the plantation?

oh- omg the all there??- are they eaten or were they murdered>

oh? Alpha Trion? He LIVE!? - might want to rest up a bit old guy-

oh? - huh so AT is unfamiliar with Cog less bot? - Oh? so Sentinel is a bitch then?

oh, wait so there are multiple primes at the same time? huh

SENTINEL YOU ARE A BITCH

so, it just corroded away? - I knew them living under the planet was just fukin weird- wait, are they?? using the TFP dronecon?

OMG those bitch - yeah D-16 we need a revolution

hey now, no need to victim blames here, you all are screwed- no need to fight with each other

oh, shit ok chill my guy, I’m in for the murder but like chill

omg I say it again Sentinel is a bitch-

oh? AT what are you doing- omg is it okay to like took from the dead like this??-

Omg upgrade!!- let's go! - glad Bee is here with us btw my boy deserves this.

say it say the line AT- Nonoo he didn't say the line all I want is for some to say the line WE WERE SO CLOSE TO THE LINE!!!

Opp uh oh someone is here- well if you won't say it I will

Till All are One Alpha Trion

it’s the TFP Dronecon!!! :D where is the REAL Steve- OMG he's a MAXIMAL! a RHINO! - Airchanid, you bitch

pfft L- yeah for someone who never have cogs before having them will be quite difficult - Bee so far have the most natural ability in this

HE'S A TANK! - OH NO BB D: - oh he's okay- aww look at all these dorks

oh no D-16 have a taste in blood- hmm tension is in the air

SENTINEL YU BITCH (I’ll say when ever I see him) -god he's frat boy personality sound so fukin annoying now.

Till all are one Alpha Trion, rest in peace

SHUT UP SENTINEL- okay wait so are all of them a triple changer? is that like a more normal thing here?

the nonmetal nature in Cybertron is still messing me up tbh.

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oh no is this D-16 emo era? are we getting closer to Megatron?

I mean yeah, he's right OP there is a reason it took 50 cycles for even any of you to realize this and you guys got some Hard proof

UH OH- WHOOO???- they are surface bots?? -

STARSCREAM!!! - SHOCKWAVE!!!!!- SOUNDWAVE!!!! AHUVS AGVTW

omg Bee honey- oOhhH the high guards, eh? - OP please.

where are the other members of your usual trios Star???- uhhh yeah you guys are intense

oh? go off D-16 my king??? - OoOHhh

FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT

uhh? Star are you a masochist? - oh shit that is some big ass gun-

oh, shit here comes the revolutions - oh no mommy is here.

Piggy bag ride let’s go!

FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT- part 2

well at least Star still have his cowardly persona- Yeah Go ELITA! oh no- ah shit

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not my boy nooooo- where all of the positive thinking go OP??

PFFT okay ELITA- Elita my queen please I love you but please!

yeah, there's no way you guys can do this alone YOU NEED to have more bots at your cause

YEAH, QUEEN GO OFF! - I love Elita did I say that already I’ll say it again. ILOVE YOU ELITA OUR QUEEN!!

also looks like there is no empurata in this verse HURRAY

I also love Shockwave and Soundwaves btw they are my blorboos

HE SAYS THE LINE!!!!!

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BEE YOU OKAY :D- SHUT THE FUCK UP SENTINEL YOU BITCH

omg so that's why he has that annoying high pitch voice-

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D-16: you are a traitor Sentinel: NU UH! >:(

I fukin het him

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don’t touch him you bitch- THAT BITCH!!- that fucker- YOU"RE DRAWINGS ARE SHIT!

OP SAVE YOUR BESTIE- fucker you can fly???-

oh, hey Ironhide??- YEAH EAT SHIT DARKWING- oh hey Springer????

Smokescreen?? oh hey Prowl -

SPEACH SPEACH SPEACH SPEACH SPEACH SPEACH SPEACH SPEACH SPEACH

say the line damn it- why is no one saying the LINE

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fukin sentinel you bitch- D-16 honey please take a rest

yeah, ELITA LET'S GOO-THE MINERS LET'S GOOOOO

FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT - part 3

EWWWW WTF AIRACHNID- KILL IT KILL HER

Perfect landing if I do say so myself- hey you guys~

bestie we're here for you :D - okay still in that murder drive I see- what is your power exactly Soundwave

FACE MASK FOR MY BOY >:D- lmao get wrecked fuker- KNIFE HAND!

Sentinel you bitch- someone record that bitch's monolog so we can stream it to everyone later- oh yeah, we have the one who always see everything

omg the baby has a taste in blood now-

YEAH, GO OFF KING GET THAT BITCH!

someone make sure Bee is okay, he has too much fun in this

WELCOME TWICH STREAM CHATS TODAY WE ARE EXPOXING THE GOVERMENT!

okay guys maybe let's still be gentle in the mines those stuff is explosive right??

D-16 Please be chill omg- let's not destroy the whole city and like have more collateral damage

shut up sentinel you bitch - OP WHY??!!!- okay you guys let's focus on Sentinel first then-

OP! - omg fukin why!!! why can’t any of you be chill- that's why you need to be chill for once!

D-16? - D-16 buddy pull him up please don't - BITCH WHY????- THERE IS NO REASON FOR THAT!!! NO FUKIN REASON?!-

well, you make your choices, better kill that motherfucker like you said you would.

Primus if you're in there somewhere please god you better save this stupid ass mech- Primus you here?

oh, shit yeah public execution- oh yeah D-16? is this where we going to start a fukin tyranny?

oh, hey guys chilling in the afterlife? - THE MATRIX! >:D

welp boys introducing the new leaders of the two factions Megatron and Optimus prime

MEGATRON BUDDY PLEASE FUKIN CHILL - my guy please be chill

hey Optimus, will still be calling you OP- oh dear the newly Exes meet each other

guys please we do not need to see you two having a fight between the Exes here at the public- ohh fire power Ey?

everyone is just running away and you know what same I too would not want to be anywhere near this shit

THE BATTLE AXE! - you guys need to not be her this is between them only

guys please- this is just some bad break up please someone learn to communicate?

good God Primus all mighty

WHY ARE YOU GUYS SHOWING US THIS AT THIS MOMENT FUK

welp there he goes up in the surface- is the Energon still not flowing?

are you flirting with Elita Op? after just breaking up with Megs not too long ago? (/jk)

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Bee: I GET TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT :O?! Bee: this the greatest day of my life >:D

I love him

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the Energon is flowing again let’s go!!!!!- the COGS!! LET'S GOOO

IRONHIDE!!! - SIDESWIPE!! - ARCEE - JAZZ - AUTOBOTS no wait so we are not warring with the Decepticon then?

ROOOL Credits

Oh, shit I guess we are fighting the Decepticon- cool tattoo btw Megs

[mychlapci]

Anon who accidentally showed TFP ratchet mpreg

OOOOOO with aligned continuity Sideswipe being such a brat can you imagine Bumblebee being like, alright I'm tired of your shit I'm calling the big guns, Sideswipe all like oh yeah? Who? Your carrier. Wait no I was just being silly. And now here comes Ratchet to discipline his naughty little brat, maybe sucking on some titties will calm him down, make him full so he doesn't run off doing stupid shit. Ohhh Ratchet has a little minicon partner right? He can double as like a cocksleeve and cock ring, no cummies for naughty brats that don't listen to mommy or mommy's nephew???? Idk what bumblebee relation, maybe Optimus kid and Ratchet as OP's amica is like pseudo uncle or smthn, cousin whatever. WAIT ALIGNED DRIFT IS ORANGE AND USED TO BE A CON

Bumblebee Ratchet and Drifts kid that OP adopted because reasons

bumblebee literally calls sideswipe's mom over to straighten him up... that's so mean of him. but ratchet knows how to take care of his own brat, this oughta work.

also yeah... yeah, bumblebee as ratchet's pseudo-nephew is good. we don't tap into uncle stuff enough. i mean, it's difficult, we dont have that many canonical siblings out there. but yeah, oh yeah, sideswipe and bumblebee should be cousins.

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prowl prowl prowl prowl prowl prowl

read ur earthspark bumblebee fic and I loved it so much u don’t understand how much I love him literally kicking my feet and giggling rn anyways back to prowl. I want to have that man emotionally and a little physically broken and knocked down and he just can’t really go on anymore and then reader pulls him to their lap and hugs and comforts him and he starts crying and sobbing and shit and it’s just very fluffy and that’s when his possessiveness starts anyways this is just a very long ramble and braindump byee

a/n : 😭😭 HELLO???? YOU CSANBT JUST DROP A BOMB AT END THEN LEAVE LIKE ITS NOTHING???? WDYM POSESEIVE??? 🤨🤨🤨🤨 CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR . Ohhh but writing angst with prowl is literally the best tho

THEN, it hit him.

Prowl had expected it, ammassing data from the miniscule furrow of brows, tightening of the lips and shift of stance. Prowl watches. He scrutinizes. He thinks. A one, two, three step — he could calculate the next move.

But wasn't quick enough to register the pain.

He grunts as his helm jerks to the side. A momentum so vehement he staggered off his balance, breaking the rigidity composed of a cold, unflinching face. Now, he's reduced to leaning against the wall, optics a little wide as he took in the sequence.

Like a dam had been spooled, a breach of his calculations, Prowl is stoned cold, left wide open and vulnerable. Jazz would know. The tactician wasnt much good of a fighter.

Warmth trickled from his nose. It tasted bitter on his lips, tangy and acrid, as it dribbles down his chin and plinked onto the ground. He steadied his breath. His digits dig into the wall.

Compose yourself, Prowl.

"Bastard!"

—and he feels a pede hard against his abdomen. A bristle of pain blossomed. First, pinpricks sizzled then it drew every breath from his intake — and out into a grunt. Ivory plating chafes the mettalic floor, curating sparks that skid in tandem of his fall.

Such an open commotion deemed a kind of consequence. Almost immediately, voices bristle and clamour around the base. Comms clicked online. Habsuite door swishes open and out dawdled, droopy, sleep-lulled optics, once irritated by the interruption, now widened in alarm at the sight.

"That's enough." Someone had barked.

Prowl was much too lethargic to care, who. While he gathered himself, pedes scamper, a muffled distance away, not to him but a pitter patter towards the raved and seething bot. He was yelling obscenities.

Prowl tries not to care.

He ignores how it churns his spark a little, like a knife plunged into his chassis and twisting. Servos were quick to furl around the limbs and plating, holding the bot back. They tow him away to the nearest med-bay, he assumed. Struggle was evident.

What was his name? Vox? Vernheim? Vercul? He can't recall. Was it worth remembering? No. Perhaps, it wasn't. Another record he could pass off as insubordinate.

Prowl pressed his helm against the cold, metal floor.

It wasn't worth the risk.

Often, he had sought warmth from the cold, unfurling his beckon while what returned is repugnance. Like an albatross it curled around his neck, strangling the life out of him. You can't be burnt from something already doused of its flames. It was a purpose he tries to upholster, for himself alone and for the better good.

He tuned out the noise. Tuned out the wails of the bot that grew louder and louder as he mourned for his friend — or, he supposed, someone more.

Why should it matter to him?

He lifts his helm a little, high enough to regard the puddle of energon on the floor but low enough not to strain his neck.

Prowl curls out a digit and pressed it against the trickling wound. It coats the ivory tip mauve and another drop rolled from his finger and down where a visage rippled from the puddle. His face bared back. Blue optics, luminiscent and pure and the other, a black-swarthy hole, barren, was his other eye.

Is that how he always looked like? Exhausted? Haggard? The lines of his face, withdrawn and eyes, vacant? If he knew what his actions would have led to, would he have done the same thing as he did? A sharp pain broiled center of his abdomen, right where the pede had landed it's blow.

Prowl swallowed thickly.

Nobody came to him.

"Oh, my god. Prowl?"

He blinks out of his stupor. He's not looking at you, he realizes. His optics were roosted to the ground. To the floor. Then, slowly it trailed upwards to meet your eyes.

Soft, was what he thought as you stood before him in your sleeping garment, hair a mussed up tousle and eyes, glassy. Concern etched the seams of your face, lips frowning.

Irritation fizzles his spark. You should be sleeping. Not joining the myriad of foolish endeavors that had curated prior. But here you are, clutching your shirt, a face so expressive, envy posed a threat to his thoughts.

"Your nose is bleeding!" Your hands finds his shoulder.

Normally, he would dismiss you for being too invasive of his personal space. The difference between of just enough and overbearing isn't clear on your terms — but your voice was frantic. It wavered. He's not sure what to do with himself if it cracked any more.

"I know." He said calmly.

You shake your head in disbelief, now kneeling on the ground. You tugged him closer and every word that you uttered constricted your throat in pain. The pain you felt for him.

" Oh, Prowl. Prowl. Oh, god." Your voice was hushed, coaxing him like he was a child. "Why'd they leave you like this?"

He grits teeth. "Because they knew I'd be fine, alone if I were. And, I am. Now go to sleep. It's late. You have an early shift tommorow. Not to mention, three reports due Friday."

"You're not fine!"

"I am." He clipped.

"You're bleeding!"

"Don't test my patience—"

"You know, you aren't fine! " You rasped. "Stop denying this. Stop denying everything and be gentle with yourself for once!"

You cup his cheek. He bristled at the touch.

Go. Go to sleep. He wants to say. But it's proven difficult by the lump of rocks constricting his throat. He fears that if he uttered a single word — he won't be able to compose himself after, glass breaking at a mere swing.

"You're fragile enough, as is." You said softly. "Stop pushing yourself. Stop pretending. If not for me then...at least for your own good...take care of yourself."

Then, you cradled his helm and pull it against your chest, the possible thought of blood smearing your shirt was discarded.

The fabric nestled his face. It was soft and warm. The fragrance of flowers flared his nose. You smelled nice. Nice like spring. Nice like the morning light that spools through the blinds. When was the last time he was ever held like this?

Prowl tries to steady his thoughts.

"Let me go." He whispered but made no motion to move. His shoulders shook, his servos clamped up into a fist. He feels small. Like a toddler seething with an inner tantrum, tears and snot blotting their itty bitty faces.

You held him tighter. "I won't leave you. Not like this. Not like they did."

"I'm not asking." He bites back. Cool liquid prickles his optics. It's dried by your shirt. Whether or not you felt it, you don't say

"And, I'm not stating an opinion, either." You said, a soothing hand on his back. He's on the ledge, teetering over a cliff he can't climb back up lest he falls.

"A demand goes both ways, Prowl. I'm tired of seeing you like this. Everyday, where you're alone. Cooped up in that room and nobody would spare a glance—"

Your voice wavers.

Prowl buries his face deeper into your warmth. His servo clutched your waist, it was soft to the touch, pulling you close. He wanted to push you. Treat you like how he treats everyone else, a dynamic he often pondered if it was suitable enough for your sanity. But he knew, if ever the day he went too far and you would walk away, the cold shoulder prominent— he's never going to let you go.

"— Let me take care of you, please."

He still hear the voices. The whispers. The resentment. Everything vile that bore a mark on his stature. They purged his mind thoughtless, ushered him to a place, no longer where grief was present but an empty, desolate place where he's unable to escape from it so.

You’re never going to leave him.

And, he’ll ensure in many more ways than one you’re ever going to.