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Catherine Standish in every episode of Slow Horses
4.04 Returns 🐌🐎
#🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️#she is running#she has places to be#fire alarms to set off#old men to protect#jackson pls include her in more things going forward#she’s such a good spy!!#catherine standish#slow horses#slow horses season 4#standishineveryep#jackson lamb#gary oldman#bad sam chapman#sean gilder
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Making mag159 hurt more and no one can stop me.
(Also notice how in Peter's version the only thing not taken by the fog is his wedding ring and in this version Elias ring is the only thing vanishing :D)
#the magnus archives#tma#elias bouchard#tma 159#fanart#artists on tumblr#my art#digital art#doomed old men yaoi#the only regret jonah has is Peter's death#ALSO I JUST REALISED THAT PETER STAYED LOYAL UNTIL THE END IM CRYING#HE DIED TO PROTECT ELIAS SECRET PLAN#help i thought i wouldn't feel sad for these old fucker after drawing them#shit i forgot to change the initials in the wedding ring#pretend its p.l and not j.m lmaoo#i have never drew this fast in my life btw#tma spoilers#the magnus archives spoilers#jonah magnus#he's crying cause im crying too#:D
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Also, Logan:

#wade and logan are equally chaotic across the multiverse#especially when it comes to being protective of each other#they're psychos but they're each other's psychos#deadpool and wolverine#x men origins wolverine#wade wilson#james logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#peanutbub#old man yaoi#imagine your otp#otp prompts#writing promt#marvel memes#mcu avengers edits#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#deadpool x wolverine#mischievous thunder
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Gravity Falls canon divergence AU where Bill does send someone to steal Ford's eyes and then possesses Fiddleford to approach blind Ford. Fiddleford/Bill nurses Ford back to health, and then pretends to be sorry for leaving Ford, he sticks around to help him adjust to losing his sight. Eventually, an extremely exhausted and broken Ford breaks down and confesses everything that truly happened during their partnership, and Fiddleford/Bill "comforts" him. He promises to never leave him, saying that he won't let that "monster" hurt Ford ever again.
Bill thinks it would be too risky to convince Ford to continue with the portal so soon, afraid of arousing his suspicion, so he just ends up moving in and caring for blind Ford, gaining his trust everyday a little more. What Bill doesn't expect is that he enjoys their current situation way more than he thought he would (Ford is dependent on him once again, he doesn't even know he's being tricked, the fool, but also Bill can be close to him again, they can play and banter and it's like nothing ever changed), and years pass without any work being done on the portal as they grow closer and closer.
It's only decades later that Bill slips up and leaves for some business in the middle of the night. Ford wakes up for a cup of water to find mind broken Fiddleford wandering around his kitchen muttering about a demon living in his head and keeping him trapped.
#the idea is that if Ford is blind he can't see whether someone is possessed by bill + bill would make a helluva fiddleford impression#after some time bill wouldn't even bother to act like Fiddleford#day by day he would act more like himself and Ford would notice some alarming things but he'd brush it off and pretend everything's ok#(it's just his mind's way of protecting himself)#also poor fiddleford can you imagine#also ford would absolutely be unhealthily attached to fiddleford/bill as his protector and caretaker and find himself attracted to him#gravity falls#the book of bill#stanford pines#bill cipher#fiddleford mcgucket#billford#very toxic old men yaoi#xuexiao vibes hehe#fic idea
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Close enough, welcome back season 1 Legends of Tomorrow
#they actually match so well hear me out#rip and valentina are terrible people who think they’re the main character#and they kidnapped/trapped a group of loser superheroes and forced them to become a team#stein and bucky are the grumpy old men#jax and bob are everyone’s little brother that must be protected#ray and alexi are the only ones who want to be a team and they annoy the others with their positivity#ava is like leonard and mick because everyone assumes they’re going to betray them#kendra and john can’t accept what their lives are now#kendra can’t accept that she’s the priestess chay-ara#john can’t accept that he isn’t captain america#all the promo made it look like hawkman and taskmaster were part of the team but they died at the beginning#and I have a whole post planned about how similar Sara and Yelena are#they’re basically the same person#no wonder Yelena is my favorite mcu character#and most importantly#found family and saving the world with the power of friendship are the cornerstones of both the Legends and the Thunderbolts#nothing will ever be as perfect as Legends of Tomorrow#but Thunderbolts* might be the next best thing#thank you for coming to my ted talk#legends of tomorrow#legends of tomorrow season 1#thunderbolts*#legends of tomorrow memes#thunderbolts memes#oddly specific comparisons#mar rambles
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Save me poolverine... save me...
#me omw to start protecting onto these old men...#I'm writing some fucking ANGST rn#if I have to suffer Logan is suffering with me (also maybe Wade)#poolverine#deadclaws#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#doodle#my art#KR
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Back at it again with Dilf!stsg and their independent baby. I love making them crash out <3
Thinking about maybe a little down the line when they finally, FINALLY, get you to quit your job and be their full time baby, that you just-
Don’t stop “working”
Where’s they want you to just stay home and look pretty; you’re going out and volunteering at everything you can find. Joining all kinds of groups and activities that you never had the time for when you worked.
Even at home you can’t sit still of long. Needing something to do with your hands so you pick up crochet and knitting, painting, diy projects. Bc Suguru won’t let you into the kitchen, you start a garden in the backyard. (Not like you need to worry about the cost of anything now)
They love you very much and are happy that you’re happy but they also wanna wrap you up so you can’t do anything and cuddle with them all day
They about shit themselves when you break out power tools to do anything. They didn’t think this through
Also can I be 👹 anon?
DILF STSG'S INDEPENDENT BABY ANON WELCOME BACK!!!!!!!!! May their chokehold on you never loosen, EVERYBODY SAY AMEN
Yk somethinggggg, I think they'd be too busy crying tears of joy that they were able to get you to be their stay at home trust fund baby to care about what you do with your time anymore AS LONG AS YOU GIVE THEM ENOUGH ATTENTION DAILY
I feel like Satoru would be more inclined to take you away from your indoor hobbies to spend time with you and wouldn't mind you leaving the house much (<- man who is very fond of the youth and would push you to live your life to the fullest) while Suguru just dreamily gazed at you while you knit or paint away and even joins to bond with you even further, BUT HAATESSSS WHEN YOU LEAVE OMG 😭😭 His eyes and fingers are twitching he's pacing around running his hand through his hair DYING WITH WORRY bcuz what if this or that happens to you what if you fall back to your old habit of working yourself to the bone
They do help each other out tho. Satoru tries to calm his husband down when he gets in his moods and Suguru is pulling Satoru off of you when you're trying to focus on something <33
AND YES OFC YOU CAN BE MY 👹 ANON!!!! (should we call you demonon?) You've always been a part of the royal court but now that you have an official emoji WELCOME ABOARD!!!!!!
#truly a match made in heaven <- you imcluded#they're so silly and goofy fr#like I've said before dilf!suguru is a lot more protective#while satoru just becomes a lot more chill with age lol#silly old men whom i want to eat#SILLY OLD MEN WHOM I WANT TO EAT ANON!!!!!!!#˗ˋˏ –. 𐙚 ̊Dilf.stsg.ᐟ.ᐟˎˊ-#˗ˋˏ –. 𐙚 ̊Dilf.suguru.ᐟ.ᐟˎˊ-#˗ˋˏ –. 𐙚 ̊👹.anon.ᐟ.ᐟˎˊ-
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handsome, tall, respectful, obsessed, protective, older men are so annoying. if you have any problems dm me 😜
#older man <3#older#humor#daddy's bunny#i love old men#older boyfriend#older man younger girl#older is better#hot older man#handsome#tall#protective
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Just discovered the term les4les. Are we really trying to make biphobia cool again
#it was on a blog with sapphic in the username too 🙃 but les4les in their about and tagged on every one of their posts#like you realize sapphic includes bisexual women right?#went to the tag just to make sure i wasnt insane and half the posts were also tagged with wlw#like you realize that ALSO includes bisexual women right??#some dumbass was like 'the discourse around les4les is insane how come we cant say that but bisexuals can talk about#how they wont ever date women' like ??? where are all these mythical bisexual women who hate dating women#someone else was bragging about being gold star#what the hell is happening. is this 2014? we're returning to 'women who date/have dated men are tainted by them' discourse#but this time asking people to pretend its not hateful#and also reappropriating all the terms we created specifically to build community between lesbians and bi/pan women?#(bc of course none of them even acknowledged the existence of pansexuality as a label either)#first blog was also like 'i need butch mutuals 🥺 why do no butches follow me 🥺'#well idk about any other butches but IM not going to follow anyone whos biphobic to my friends and partners#and as someone who identified as 'old fashioned' they should EXPECT me to protect my femmes anyway right?#anyway. probably shouldnt even bother posting this but that was such a stupid thing to wake up to#rambling
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like sorry i think i knew on some level that people were watching conclave and coming out of it with some form of rehabilitated view on the catholic church but genuinely rejoining/converting is insane to me. the catholic church? we’re letting this movie revitalize the fucking catholic church?
#blah.txt#conclave#i just cannot fathom.#i thought we were having fun and lightly critiquing the fact that all these men who claim to have insights to god are actually just—#—old men with ambitions who are willing to lie and cheat and steal for power and use the cloak of divine will to legitimize their actions.#like we do know that any actual intersex cardinal would be excommunicated immediately right. maybe even imprisoned or killed. and any—#—other thought is wishful thinking bordering on delusion. lawrence and benitez aren’t real.#the actual new pope allowed a known child predator to stay across the street from an elementary school. under his protection and secrecy.#and that’s barely considered an issue because nearly everyone in the church has done the same or worse. THAT’S the real catholic church.
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[ who did this to you | cherik’s version ]
X2 starring protective ex-husband charles xavier and surprised that someone still cares for him erik lehnsherr
brought to you by my delusional over interpretation skills
#cherik edit#professor x#magneto#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#x men 2#old cherik#divorced husbands being protective of each other#someone please#leave some fic recs#i’m beggin y’all#tiktok edits#erik x charles
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the m in mark stands for milf. oscar would make sure of it
#mark let oscar fuck her without any protection ONCE (as a reward) and suddenly she's pregnant#oscar about to become newest dilf on the grid... he's really a fast worker#i see girl!mark with oscar and ask 'how many rancid vibes can i fit here' and it's never enough#she just might keep the baby to make the old men mad (aka seb jenson nando the holy trinity of giving mark grey hairs)#one day she just shows up with a small kid proudly saying it's hers. they want be happy for her so bad but ask themselves 'why is it not me#the effect girl!mark would have on men..... oscar is one lucky guy#markoscar#f1#anne talks: about drafts and wips
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a classic cosmic horror/lovecraftian story from a pov of some poor explorer out of their league and the pretty much certain doom of their crew.... and also theres two old twins there for some reason, one bored out of his mind and the other, while intrigued, is also treating the discovery of an ancient city in cavernous depths filled with world destroying threats as something that happens every tuesday????
and for some reason they have a prepared kit of explosives casually on their person to blow up the entire place long before anything happens
#the twins' running pool of 'ancient gods/aliens/demons/automatons/parasites or all of the above'#stan is mentally conked out cos bleh no treasure he can take that isnt cursed#also higher chance of weirdo cultists#ford nodding sagely going 'ah yes i remember my first time with the Horrors... tinfoil hats actually make good protection in a pinch!'#the explorers having their world-view shattered and comprehending how little they matter in the grand scope of things#meanwhile the weird old men are (badly) taking selfies to send to their family#stan pines#ford pines#i just want to see more outsider pov stories showing how unhinged the stan twins are lmao
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sleeping arrangements
#nikiki's art#hsr#honkai star rail#jingrenheng#i just wanted to draw jing yuan sleeping on dan heng#but ren wanted to sleep on him too so. cheeb.#jingren sleep on dan heng while he reads#bc theyre the most calm/safe in his presence#allowing themselves to be vulnerable knowing dh will protect them#old men need their sleep#god i love jingrenheng someone talk to me about jingrenheng pls#jing yuan#dan heng#blade hsr#i forgot lmao
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dude they’re literally brothers……….😢😢😢😢
#and he had to have missed him and he must’ve been lonely and ouuhuauauguuhggfndnm#scared weird 40 year old men …#thinking he killed him for years and years and years and then trying to protect the family he made for himself and AAHHHH AUU auugahghgffgc#Dantey….
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post jjk 0 yuuta I will always love u
#HES SOOOOO#men with tired and loving eyes#hes always one of my faves#his little “sorry !” wahhhhhh#i need to cup his face urgently#he'd be so good w a bratty s/o i rlly believe that#i am a spoiled cat on a tin roof#sjskjddjkdkdjjs im rewatching some jjk and im in a mood sorry#HIS TIRED SMILEEEE#AHHHH#im having visions#im not his type tho... if ykwim TT#im sorry yuuta for forgetting the emotional hold you have on me#i had a nightmare and now i want protective guard dog man#i need to dig up my old fanart for him. its so bad tho#venus speaks#jjk
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