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[rockcandyshrike]

A Non-Exhaustive List of Things that Delighted Me in Nosferatu 2024

WE GOT:

Possession sex in the first three minutes

Blood drinking in the most visceral dryhumping fashion possible

Animals being eaten raw (explicit)

People being eaten raw (semi explicit)

Children being eaten raw (non explicit)

Phenomenal use of shadows

A doctor character whose voice is identical to Alan Rickman’s??? I legit thought it was him for a sec

A Silly Little Minion Guy

Implied Necrophilia (Actually dead)

Full frontal Necrophilia (Undead)

Both are kinda Romantic

Rats

RATS

RATS ON RATS ON RATS BABY 🐀

Fucking to Spite your Evil Ex

Incredibly deranged acting by Lily Rose-Depp

So many scare chords, very maximalist sound design

A Lot of Fluids

My Gawd, that’s a lotta fluids

Bizarre as hell jump cuts all over the place

Sumptuous period accurate costuming

*Exquisite* Cinematography

Nicholas Hoult looking progressively more and more sweaty and pathetic

Doorways framing characters Significantly

Engrossingly (emphasis on Gross) commanding performance by Bill Skarsgård

Insane voicework

Technically a Christmas movie the way Die Hard is technically a Christmas movie

Orlok’s Or-cock

It’s just hanging there

Menacingly

Willem Dafoe at one point: I’VE SEEN THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE ISAAC NEWTON WANT TO CRAWL BACK UP HIS MOTHER’S WOMB!

AND MORE!

Magnificent piece of art. Horny in the most Grotesque way. 4 stars to me bc I’m a freak. Has inspired me to watch the original 1922 version. Go watch with your friends. Do NOT watch with your family unless they’re really really chill. Bring a drink and take a sip every time it gets Weird. Enjoy 😘🧛🏽🩸🦇

[densewentz]

rookanis players: why isnt Lucanis' romance more passionate, more physical!! Why is he so subdued and quiet!! You barely even kiss!! Lucanis, fresh out of a year in a demonic torture pit, having just had one of his two remaining family members taken from him just as he's freed, almost losing Treviso to the elvhen gods which are a) apparently real and b) that he's apparently now responsible for killling and who, oh yeah, also is always literally on the brink of exhaustion because he can't sleep or his spite demon goes around causing mischief and sniffing people: rook, mi vida, please give me a break

[heartorbit]

find another role, carry on the show

[cy-lindric]

Hi! So, while scroling through Pinterest, i came across this art:

which was credited to you. i cannot find the complet artwork in your profile, so i wanted to ask if youre the artist responsible for this piece.

(btw, your renditions of medieval clothing are beautiful!)

Hello ! I did make this a long time ago and the reason you didn't find it is probably because it's almost a decade old (and also very badly tagged). You can find the original post here. I think back then I had no idea what actual medieval clothing might look like, lol. How far we've come.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

In the world of heavy metals, love is denser than hate!

[chio-chan2artbox]

He is in good shape 🫣

Bonus:

[ugly-bug-starscream]

Given Steve Buscemi plays Starscream in TFOne and he has 5 kids in your AU, please please PLEASE do a drawing of Starscream doing the "How do you do my fellow kids?" meme?

i LOVEE STEVE BUSCEMI AS STARSCREAM ITS SO PERFECT!!

sir you are a father and one of the oldest in high command of cybertron at this rate,,,,but i will let him try to be hip with the youngsters as a treat

bonus:

the youngsters arent very impressed

[mayvette]

“bonnibel bubblegum” plot summary

[demaparbat-hp]

Oh, Zuzu...

[rika-mortis]

Do dev and Timmy get close? Does peri get excited or scared to see his big brother again?

Kind of! At least that’s what Timmy would like to think. Personally, I don’t see Dev as the type to be very open with others (Hazel being the exception). I imagine Dev just acting like he always does, not fully understanding why Timmy wants to spend time with him. Maybe one day when Dev grows up, he’ll realize it and wish he had appreciated it more back then.

As for Peri, I think it’s a mix of both. We’ve already seen how nervous he was with his parents before being reunited with them, so I imagine it would play out in similar way with Timmy 🤔 I remember someone from the FOPANW crew mentioned something that Peri is the type who wants to stand out more than his parents. He’s probably aware that Timmy doesn’t remember him. And because of that I can see Peri trying his best to appear classy and sophisticated because he wants to leave a strong first impression on Timmy just like what he did with Dev.

(Though it probably wouldn’t take long for Peri to break down in front of him.)

[ninjasmudge]

i hate generative ai as much as the next tumblr user but there has now evolved a new brand of annoying person who just says 'ai garbage. disgusting' in the comments of every weird photo regardless of whether its ai or not

[bigfatbreak]

Question about your changling AU, where did you learn about the ins and outs of Fae and Changling myths? I'm interested in learning too but not sure where to start lol

some of the lore I have for the AU I crafted myself, otherwise I read a lot of old faerie tales growing up and my mom, for some reason, knows an awful lot about shit like that, so some of it is just innate from her. otherwise i just read a lotttttt of books around the concepts of these things when I was younger because I was fascinated with jim henson's worlds

[tomahachi12]

Harpy J vs Crowzi?

already been done

She lost lol

[orengejoshi]

I think you like paper hat…but idk🤔/j

an astute observation anon

here's a warmup sketch that I will literally never touch again in any way

[yeyinde]

oh this is so John Price

[oneknightstand-if]

Greater Circle: Available Now

Lesser Circle: Available July 14*

Public Beta: August 4*

*Updates occur in Eastern time and may be delayed in case of emergency or sickness (or computer going up in flames) because I'm not going through that clusterfuck again when I updated with COVID.

The new update, Closed Beta Version 0.24 is now live for the Greater Circle tier. This includes the final update to Merlin's Guide, more text messages from non-dead people, and the Free Time Hub in all its horrifying glory.

Platonically or romantically attempt to hang out with everyone onboard the RV. Or just pester them with unending questions & demands. Or pick a fight. Or start shit-stirring. Or...

Work on your phobias or train your stats, with or without the help of the available ROs (Surgeon General's Warning: Some of these people are not too good at this)

Start your investigations on the internet. You totally want to see Merlin's OnlyFans account and stalk Adrian on social media, right? (Also, all those MC Benoni's who didn't have The Talk, he's coming for you)

Indulge in some stress relief with one of the five million potential things in your inventory that definitely has no foreshadowing or chances of blowing up in your face.

Put off doing one of many myriad chores. It totally won't bite you at some point.

Change your sleeping arrangements in the RV and set off a musical beds game that can end up pissing off several people. (Oh god, the coding in the Bed Hub)

Look at all the data from running RandomTest 60,000+ times!

Current Word Count: 1.4 Million(including code) | 1.1 Million(sans code)

Current Average Playthrough: 75,000+ words

Total Update: 250,000+ (with code) | 200,000+ (without code)