#ooc: brownie is adorable ^^

[thebabyradiodemon]

Baby Alastor what's your kittes name

Mine is Brownie

I's nawmed 'im Bewwie, becwause dey wed wike a staw bewwie.

[chrisisvbun]

Hear me out. Okay what if like. Wade Wilson has a little brother (20-22). Who's trans masc (with top surgery) and is simply the sweetest and softest human being ever and like gives the best hugs ever and Logan can't help but to fall in love with him but wade hates the thought of his sweet baby brother dating the 200+ year old man. So wade makes it his mission to give the reader a bad view on Logan but the reader has too much of a soft heart to hate Logan due to knowing he has gone through a lot. (PLEASE LET IT END IN FLUFF AND CUDDLES🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏)

a/n: oh my dear god your brain. YES. please everyone send more requests. 🙏

sweet. logan howlett x ftm!wilson!reader

a/n: I'm so sorry i took so long, this got longer than expected...

synopsis: logan doesn't want to like wade's brother like everyone else does. he soon realizes that he doesn't, he likes you even more, and wade doesn't like that at all.

cw: slight mention of transphobia, implicit mention of home abuse, reader is really polite and kind, mention of top surgery, smut, oral (v receiving), teasing and fingering, t-shots. worst!wolverine. after deadpool and wolverine. kinda ooc wade and ooc Logan.

words: 4.3k

Logan sighed when Wade mentioned his little brother coming. Who could blame him? The apartment was already small, and the old blind woman, the burnt chicken nugget and the five hundred pound wolverine were already enough for it, even though you were only coming to visit.

It's an important fact that Logan genuinely thought you were a child, like an eight-year-old boy from whom Logan was going to have to run away because he hates kids, so he was very surprised when a twenty-two-year-old man stepped into the apartment with a cute smile on his face.

After that smile, Logan softened a bit, but he still hated the idea of having you around. You hugged your brother and kissed Althea's temple (the woman also seemed to adore you) and Wade began to tell you that Vanessa was yapping his ass out because he wanted to see you. Did everyone in Wade's life love you?

That fact alone made him not like you. He didn't know why, but he wasn't going to fall for your charms, he wasn't going to allow it.

But… he made a few exceptions. Sometimes you would bring a cake or any pastry at all, always with chocolate. And Logan was weak for some chocolate.

So he tolerated you for a tea time with the rest, hearing you talk with that sweet tone you had, giggle and sip from your cup adorably, being simply the cutest. He found himself listening to you, paying your attention, almost forgetting his brownie on the small plate in front of him, and just listening. To that charming tone, the way you moved your hands, how you would laugh when Wade made a joke, how you would smile at Althea and when you smiled at him. Oh, when that smile was for him and just for him. He felt his heart skip a beat.

That night, the image of you was burned in his eyeballs, wherever he looked, your face was there. Fuck, I thought. You managed to get to the soft part of his heart.

You began to stay more since no one complained about your presence. For lunch, even for dinner.

And one night, the night, you stayed over. After dinner, it started to pour rain heavily, and you had come to the apartment on your bike, so it was a dangerous way for you to go home, and Wade offered you the living room couch.

“You can't give him the couch, you fucker.” Logan finally spoke. “He can take my bed, I'll sleep on the couch.”

“But, Logan, there's no need… I can take the couch.” You said with that stupid loving tone.

“I won't fight over a bed, just take it.” Be said roughly and you just nodded, looking up at him when he stood up. “'m gonna record some stuff.” He left the table and went to his room.

You watched him leave, a bit embarrassed about the whole situation. “I just don't wanna cause any trouble.”

“My sweet pumpkin, you are nothing but light in our lives, you don't worry about anything.” Wade hugged your neck from behind and you giggled.

Logan slept on the couch indeed, it wasn't like he hadn't done it before, it just wasn't his preference. He stood up to go to the kitchen and grab a beer, when he opened the fridge he reminded himself of buying more, and when he closed it, you were there.

You had long pajamas trousers, an empty cup in your hands, messy hair and no shirt on, showing the scars under slight your pecs.

“Sorry, it didn't mean to appear like that.” You said with a sleepy voice, but still smiling and being freaking warm.

Logan sighed, but not of annoyance or tiredness, because Jesus H. Christ, the sight of you.

You rubbed your eye and put some water in the electric pot, to make yourself a tea apparently.

“Are you sure you don't want to take the bed?” You looked up at him with soft eyes.

Logan almost stuttered. “No, no, don't worry, kid, 'm good.” He said before drinking a sip of beer. “You couldn't sleep?”

“Yeah, it's hard to sleep sometimes, I have insomnia.” You explained. "What about you?:

“Can't sleep sometimes either. Nightmares.” He have explained.

“Oh, nightmares can be shitty.” You sighed, preparing your tea. “I have them too—well, I used to have them, but now they don't scare me anymore.”

Oh, his damn god, you were so cute and small, why did you have to have nightmares too? His instinct of protecting you just kept getting stronger.

“What were they about?” He asked, leaning against the counter, watching your soft hands prepare the tea.

“Just, you know, when my parents knew I was trans, when I was like… thirteen, or had some shitty years at that house before they kicked me out, then Wade got me to his place and took care of me and all, but those years I had it… pretty bad.” You sighed, taking a sip of your warm drink.

Logan remained in silence for a second before speaking. “I'm sorry.” And he was indeed, he couldn't help it, he wondered why he wasn't there to help him, and the answer was too obvious.

“Oh, don't be.” You smiled sweetly. “I know you went through a lot.”

“You do?” You nodded.

“Wade talks a lot about you.” I giggled. “He wanted me to come over sooner but I couldn't.”

“Why is that?”

You palpated your pectoral. “Top surgery.”

Instinctively, Logan ran his fingertips through the scars of your chest. “Did it hurt?”

You swallowed hard and blushed deeply, your skin getting goosebumps and your chest moving up and down, trying to calm down. And damn, that was a sight, your soft skin reacting to his touch, your chest moving against his fingers.

“I-It didn't hurt much, no…”

Logan smirked. “You're a strong boy?” He asked, and you nodded, looking down at him.

He finally lifted his eyes to you, moving his hands through your stomach to grab your sides and lift you to the counter. “Let me see ya better.”

He removed your cup from your hands and left it aside, slowly going back to caress your scars, you could feel his breath against your chest.

He pressed a slow kiss on the middle of your scar, starting to trace them with kisses.

“Logan…” You mumbled when he opened your legs to get in the middle of them.

“Can't you see I'm busy here, bub?”

I swallowed hard. “S-sorry.” You mumbled shyly.

You ran your finger through his hair in a little moan when he kissed your hardening nipples, sucking them gently as one of his hands moved to the small of your back, making you arch it a bit and keep it close to him.

"Such a sweet chest for a sweet boy like you." He sucked a hickeys next to your nipple before licking over it, making you shiver. "You like that, don't ya? Can smell how much you like it."

He kissed your belly, nibbling at the extra flesh there, making you giggle a bit. Oh, that sweet sound of yours. He lifted his body up to you again, rubbing his big nose against yours.

"M-my brother won't like this.." You said unsure.

Logan shrugged. "He doesn't have to know." He mumbled before kneeling between your legs and using those to pull you to the edge of the counter.

He undid the knot of your pajama pants and let them fall through your legs till your ankles.

He used his broad hands to separate your thighs more for him, finding your pretty, aroused cunt.

He kissed the Venus mount and began to lower his kisses to your folds, he pulled away for a second and used two broad fingers to separate the folds, drinking the sight of it clenching around nothing and getting so, so wet.

"He is desperate for me, isn't he?" He said, talking about your cunt. You shivered and couldn't help but giggle when you realized he called it a "he". "What's so funny? I assumed that a pretty boy like you had to have a pretty boy pussy like this."

You had to stop giggling when he kissed your clit, grabbing it in his mouth to suck it softly. You covered your mouth with one hand because the sound you were about to make was too obscene and loud. You pulled his hair gently to press him against your juicy cunt even more.

After sucking your clit a bit, he didn't waste a second and began lapping and licking your cunt like it was his fucking last dinner.

"Logan, oh god..." You mumbled, thinking you were about to lose your mind as your squeezed his face between your shaking thighs.

Now you had both hands and legs pressing him against you more, your hips starting to buck against his mouth, trying to reach your high. Logan used his broad hands to part your thighs again, his tongue starting to fuck your hole in and out. You pulled his hair and bit your lip hard, you couldn't allow yourself to moan, not even a little bit. He used his thumb to rub your bundle of nerves and made you squirm even more.

"Gosh, you are even sweeter inside.." Logan groaned, going back to assault your pussy, his big nose helping his finger rubbing your clit.

You tried to push him away when you orgasm was close, but he was way stronger than you, so it was useless. Suddenly, he stood up, still grabbing your thighs and with his face still on you, making you lay down so he could basically binge on your cunt.

He used one hand to cover your mouth while the other left your clit aside and began to tap at your entrance.

"Let's see how tight you are." He teased a bit, leaving soft kisses on your clit while he sank and finger inside of you, groaning low. "Dammnit, kid, so freaking warm here. I bet my cock would love you." You shivered at his filthy words. "You like that? You like thinking about my cock ripping you in half?" He smirked, fucking you with his fingers and kissing your clit.

You nodded frenetically, closing your eyes to imagine it was his cock that was fucking you now and not his fingers. When he began to rub the soft spot of your hole, you shook your head, trying to tell him you were about to make a mess.

"Go on, go on, I can feel ya clenching me, bub." He sank himself back on your pussy to suck your clit violently, making you shake and try to pull his hand away and tell him that you were the messy kind.

But it was too late, the knot that had built on your belly had been undone already, and you were squirming all over in Logan's fingers, beard and shirt.

"God, bub, so messy, how cute. Gonna have to clean you good, you are about to start dripping." He gently removed his fingers and looked at you in the eye when he licked them clean, a little sob escaping through your lips now that he wasn't covering your mouth anymore. He clicked his tongue and shook his head. "Tch, tch, tch, no sounds, you don't want your brother to find out, don't you?" You shook your head. "Then be quiet."

You cried low when he began to gently lick your cunt clean, leaving soft kisses, making you whimper and babble. "Wanna taste yourself?" He asked with a smirk, you tilted your head to the side, slightly confused before he pressed his lips against your furiously. Gosh, how much stamina did that man have? You tasted the sweet flavor of your orgasm and blushed. "Yeah? Does it taste good, kiddo?" You nodded. "C'mon, get to your room before your brother suspects." He palmed your thigh as he kissed your temple. You obediently nodded and stood up with wobbly legs, making Logan chuckle, but quickly went back to your room like a little bunny.

(...)

The next morning, you can feel that Logan is slightly clinger than usual —the usual being nothing—. He used the cereal that you mentioned once that you liked for your bowl, and ruffled your hair, making you blush. He let you borrow a flannel shirt because of the sudden drop in temperature, and even made you a coffee to go. So he just needed to suck your cunt to start being nice? Good to know.

But Wade didn't allow any of these actions to slide, he frowned everytime you two shared a smile or when he made you blush. When Wade grabbed you to the hall with him to take you home like a good big brother, you saw that look in his eyes and you knew you were in trouble.

"What in the fuck helluva is going on with the wolv-mean?" He crossed his arms before even starting the car, after letting you put your bike on the back seat.

You blushed. "What are you talking about?"

"Don't play silly with me, you little filthy shit, you are having fantasies with the old bear." You blushed even more.

You knew you couldn't hide anything from him. "Not just fantasies..."

Wade stopped the car from leaving the parking lot, his mouth falling open as he looked at you. "Where?"

"The counter."

"When?"

"Last night?"

"What?"

"He ate me out."

He gasped loudly, horrorized, before putting a curious expression "Was he good?"

"Amazing."

"Wait— no!" He said quickly, starting to drive again. "Just so you know, you are not coming back to the apartment again."

"What?! Wade!" You complained.

"I can't have you around if Logan is going to start taking advantage of my little tiny weeny brother!"

"He didn't take advantage of me! I'm twenty-two!"

"And he is like, two hundred years old, you are like ten percent of his age!"

"Actually is eleven—"

"I don't wanna hear it!" I raised a hand. "You are not coming back until Logan knows how to behave with a minor!"

"I'm not a minor!" You felt like he wasn't even listening to you. "C'mon, Wade! You know I never have guys around, let me have a little fun."

"I let you have fun... not with my two-hundred-year-old mutant roommate!"

"UGH, you are such a pain in my ass!" You pulled your hair slightly. "Stop the car, I'm going home by myself."

"But the street is still wet!"

"So was my cunt yesterday night." You heard Wade gasp as you grabbed your bike and left.

(...)

No calls from Logan. A lot of calls from Wade. You wanted to fucking die.

Your brother was serious when he said you weren't allowed to step into his apartment again, you forgot your toothbrush and he insisted that he would give it to you by himself, but you told him you didn't want to see him, so after another fight, he mailed it to you.

You never bad big fights with Wade, but he was getting under your skin. Of course, you could understand him being so protective over you, but you thought he trusted Logan, and you didn't think Logan could be that bad. He seemed sweet, very, very, very, very deep inside. But it was something.

You wanted to live that kind of romance, that troupe that you only saw in sitcoms, romcoms, or fan fiction. Falling in love with your brother's best friend. Well, in love is a big statement. Sleeping with your brother's friend, although you liked Logan. He was cool, a mysterious, serious, nonchalant man, with a broad chest and arms, the veins that ran through them, you wanted to fucking nibble his arm like a chewing toy—

Back to the point, you wanted Logan, your brother didn't want you to want Logan, but did Logan want you too? You sighed in your bed when you started to think about that. Gosh, you begged for this to not be one sided like your last relationships.

On the other hand, Logan felt like a teen. In fewer words, there wasn't a night he wasn't jerking off with the thought of you, that little cute face you made as you came, the taste of you, the way you squirmed against him, everything was just a lot. He couldn't help it, every time he closed his eyes, that sight of you was there, and his cock would just begin to get harder and harder until he couldn't take it anymore. He would get even harder at the memory of his fingers inside of you, as he pumped his cock, he would squeeze a bit more his hand around it, trying to imagine it was your warm, tight cunt. "Such a pretty filthy boy..."

He wanted to hold you as he fucked you slowly, soothing you while you whined and cried for his big cock. Tell you it was okay, tell you that he was going to stay with you, to hold you forever if you wanted to, if you asked him to. Please, ask him to.

He felt like a stupid kid, hugging his pillow against his chest, thinking it was your pretty, little frame, with that sweet, strong cologne you always wore, lingering in his nostrils still. That masculine, sensual smell.

Finally, you decided to answer Wade calls, which were received with a dramatic relief from your brother.

“What do you want now?” You sighed.

“Look, I'm sorry about what happened, I shouldn't have told you that you couldn't be with the mean wolvie.” He sighed back, you let him talk. “But, it's just that I need you to understand that… he does that stuff all the time.”

“Stuff?” You frowned.

“Yeah, he always brings boys and girls home, and does his stuff with them for a few days before he just… stops talking to them.”

You thought for a second, your brother wouldn't lie to you, and it was real that Logan was a very hot person, everything sounded real.

“Understand me, baby bro, I just… don't want you to get hurt, and I don't want Logan to be the one that hurts you, he is my friend, my peanut, but if he hurts you, of course, I would take your side.” He explained, and you believed him.

Your brother was everything you had, how would you not believe him? He wanted to protect you.

“I understand, I'll move around. I know you want to protect me, I'm sorry that I didn't answer your calls…”

“Oh, baby bro, don't worry your little mind about it, I understood.” His tone made you smile. “You can come over any time, just… keep your distance with peanut, alright?”

“Alright.” You chuckled.

And that happened. You began to go with Wade to have breakfast at his place, to play video games, sometimes you would just go to read or to draw. But ignoring Logan. All the time.

Logan, even though he didn't show it, was happy to see you there. But the second you were polite and quiet with him, he wanted you out again. He preferred to dream about you rather than seeing you disinterested in him, and he hated it.

He wanted you to be close to him, not in a sexual way (even though he wanted that too), he wanted everything to be like the morning after the kitchen encounter, with him having the chance to be close and clingy with you like he secretly is with his partners. Not like he had many in this dimension, not to say that he didn't have any.

It hurt him. Too much for his liking. Was he falling? he begged to not be falling for you, because you weren’t paying attention to him, it would only mean more pain for him.

Still, he tried, he tried to approach you more, which only confused you more. So you asked Wade.

“He is obviously just trying to have his way with you again. Just keep ignoring him like you've been doing, you're doing a good job.”

You sighed because you craved Logan's touch too, you longed for his big hands grabbing you again. And you thought you were being easy to manipulate, that you were about to fall on his tramp and that you had to run away, even though you wanted to cling to him like a tick to a dog.

One night, Wade had gone out, and Logan wasn't home either. According to your brother, Logan wouldn't be home till very late, so you got surprised when he came in at the apartment an hour after Wade had left. You were laying on the couch, playing video games with a bowl of salty popcorn on your side.

“Hey.” He said, knowing that was his chance.

“H-hey…” You swallowed.

“Can… can we talk, for a sec?” He said, suddenly timid.

You frowned at the manners he had, because they were nothing like Wade had told you they were.

“Ahm, yeah, sure.” You paused your game and let him sat next to you.

“So, ahm… I don't do this, and I don't want to be the invasive type, and maybe I'm too old and these are the new ways your generation has to— to flirt and stuff.” He started. “But… did anything happen? I mean, I thought after… that night, everything was fine, that we were both satisfied about how everything went— I mean, I was happy.”

You wanted to say that you have been happy too, that it was one of the best nights you had, but you remained in silence, letting him talk.

“And I didn't understand… why did you got so distant, I just got confused, and, again, I don't know if it's a new way of flirting, I haven't been with… many people.” He scoffed a bit. “So… I just want to know.”

“Wait, you haven't been with many people?”

He hesitated a bit before talking. “It's a… fancy way of saying I haven't been with anyone since I got here.”

You frowned and looked away from him, thinking. Wade lied? To you? it had to be some type of mistake.

“But… But Wade— he told me that… that you had partners here all the time.”

Now Logan was the one frowning. “Maybe he meant that he is trying to make me bring more partners here.”

“No, he literally said that you always had partners here, boys and girls, and you had a thing with them for a few days before ignoring them, so Wade told me to not approach to you, which I—”

“Wait, Wade said what?” He frowned, but not with confusion. With anger.

“Yeah, he didn't want me to get hurt by you, so he… he told me to keep my distance.” You explained.

He closed his eyes, huffing. “That fucking liar…” He sighed before looking at you again. “That's not true, kid, I… I'm not with tons of people all the time, and I don't want that either, I…” He began to get red out of embarrassment.

You giggled. “You want to be with me?” You tilted your head to the side, trying to find his eyes again. He nodded with an embarrassed frown, you smiled with excitement.

“Is that okay?” He asked unsure.

“It is, but… there's something I need to do first.”

(...)

Wade opened his room door and quickly slipped, hitting his head with the ground.

“Goddamnit, what?!” He complained, noticing an odd feeling of his body on the floor. The whole room floor was covered in a layer of oil. “What the fuck?! Logan!?”

“Not Logan. Me.” You crossed your arms, he tilted his head back to look at you. “Maybe hitting your head can make you realize how stupid and selfish you were when you lied about Logan.”

He sighed. “Baby bro..”

“Why, Wade? You know I trusted you.”

“I just… I really enjoyed you coming g here to see me, and… I was scared that if you got into something with that hairy old man, you would only come in here to see him and I would be left aside.” He said in a slight sad tone.

“Wade, that's so freaking stupid.” You frowned. “You are my brother, the only family I have left, why would I do that to you?”

“Yeah… it was stupid…” He tried to stand up but failed, you swallowed a chuckle while he sighed. “I'm sorry, baby bro.”

“Alright, I forgive you. But good luck trying to get Logan's forgiveness.” You said, helping him to stand up.

“I could think about something…”

(...)

“Hi.”

You screamed when Logan appeared behind you in the kitchen of your apartment.

“What the fuck are you doing here?! You almost gave me a heart attack!” You put your hand on your chest.

He laughed a bit. “Sorry, kiddo.” He hugged you from behind, putting his head on your shoulder.

“How did you got in my apartment?”

He raised his hand, the tingling sound of keys calling your attention. “Wade gave me a copy of the keys.”

“That's creepy… but I guess you forgave him.” You ran your hands through his strong arms.

“After this, I did.” He nuzzled his nose on your neck.

“You wanna stay?” You giggled. “I'm making pasta.” You talked low as you nuzzled your head on his temple, he nodded.

You tried to remove yourself a bit, but his embrace stopped you. “Logan—”

“Sh.” He shushed you. “A little longer please.”

The pasta got overcooked, but he finally got his cuddles, because how could you say no to him?

[selfaware-bungou-stray-dogs]

Hello! I absolutely love your teen reader stories! I was wondering if I could request a teen! reader who is a really good baker. They come up with new recipes every week and have the bsd cast try them. It would be really cute if they made cakes for the casts birthdays which matched them. Maybe they bake for ranpo a lot considering he is an absolute sweet lover and reader is just an sweetheart who is often misunderstood. Thank you and take care!

Baked goods

Self-Aware! Platonic! Ranpo Edogawa x GN! Teen! Reader x Self-Aware! Platonic! Sigma

Description: You always liked to bake. And BSD Cast want to try your food.

Warning: OOC, English is my second language.

You always like to bake.

Biscuits, breads, muffins, cakes, brownies, cookies, pastries, pies and so much more.

You always heard, how people were calling you a 'perfect future spouse' and 'someone will be lucky, having you looking after the house'. They called you a 'good kid, preparing to make their future spouse's life sweet'.

You didn't get these people. You like baking just because. You are not doing it to hypothetical someone. You are doing it for yourself.

Still, no matter, how often you told people otherwise, this people just laugh and proclaimed that 'they knew better why you are interested in cooking training'.

At the end, you stop trying to make other people see your point of view. They can believe whatever they want. You will just continue baking treats, no matter what others say. You will create new recipes and let others try them.

At least, that was your plan.

__________

Life has its ups and downs.

Because of some life circumstances, you had to live with your uncle and aunt.

Your uncle and aunt owned a bakery.

You thought, that it will be your chance to share your treats with other people.

Unfortunately, your uncle and aunt weren't very fond of this idea of yours.

First, as they explained, they can't let an underage person work for them on a full day.

When you said you were fine with simple helping, with no payment, your aunt told you.

"[Y/N], dear, I don't think that your recipes will be popular. You are a creative baker, I am not questioning it, it's just..."

Your uncle continue.

"It's just, our clients, and people in general, are want to eat familiar treats. Not something new. Bedside, personalized treats sounds too much of a hassle to make. And I assure you, clients will find any reason to start complaining about their order been wrong."

At the end, you manage to convince your uncle and aunt let you bake something with the leftover ingredients every Friday.

They still refuse to let their clients taste it, even for free. But, at least, you have something sweet every weekend.

It was nice to lay on your bed, eating cookies and watching or reading BSD.

___________

Today was your lucky day. There were many leftover ingredients, and your uncle and aunt allow you to hake as much as you want. So, you were baking cookies. You were absorbed in the process and were mumbling under your breath.

"Some cinnamon... Some vanilla... Fruits, sugar, milk... Jam... Chocolate chips..."

You decide to bake as many cookies as you can, while you have a chance.

You were so absorbed in baking, that you didn't notice, that your phone start glowing.

You were waiting for the last bunch of cookies to be ready, when the room was filled with white light.

You gasp and cover your face with both hands.

When the light faded, you saw a few dozens' people in the kitchen. Very familiar people.

You looked at BSD Characters, who were standing in the kitchen. BSD Characters looked back at you.

You thought, that, maybe, someone was pranking you. But, you admitted, that none of your friends or relatives would prepare such an elaborate prank.

And then a golden light shines above your head. A gloved hand appears right above your head and pat your head. Gogol chuckled.

"In real world, you are even more adorable, [Y/N]."

Okay, this is not a drill! BSD Characters are real and they knew your name. You feel nervous. How this possible? What if they are angry at you? What if they want to hurt you?

It seems, that Fukuzawa took notice at your nervousness. Silver-haired man take a step forward. His voice was soft and warm.

"[Y/N], please, don't be afraid. I assure you, we are not here to hurt you or your family. The only thing we want is to pay for your kindness. You treated us and our pain with respect, as we were real, despite the fact, that for you, we were fictional characters."

The room was silent. You still were confused. Until you heard the beeps from the oven. The cookies were ready.

You quickly grabbed the pair of oven-gloves and took the baking sheet from the oven.

You asked.

"Um... Can we discuss this over a cup of tea and cookies?"

______________

At the end of the talk, you were sure in a number of things. First, BSD Cast really wasn't mad at you. They seem to like you. Second, now, after they ate your cookies, Ranpo and Sigma were adoring you.

You wonder if it will lead to something interesting.

_______________

Life has its ups and downs.

Because of some life circumstances, you are now living with BSD cast.

Jounou and Fitzgerald managed to convince your uncle and aunt to give the custody over you to them.

And now you can bake as much as they want.

Your new family likes to sample treats you have made. No matter what or how strange the recipe, they at least try it, before tell you their opinions.

And each birthday you made them cakes. Personalized cakes.

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⭐⭕ Cake with marzipan dolls for Q.

🌂 Rose themed cake for Kouyou.

👘🗡️ Cake with cream cats and chocolate cat paws for Fukuzawa.

🦝 Book shaped cake for Poe.

🛏️ Cake with marzipan computer and futon for Katai.

🔪 Simple black chocolate and fruit cake for Gin.

🐈‍⬛ Cat shaped cake for Natsume.

🍋 Lemon flavored cake for Kajii.

💉 Pie with sweet red bean chazuke for Mori

🍇 Grape cake for Steinbeck.

👥 Latte flavored cake for Mizuki.

🧥 Tea and figs flavor led cake for Akutagawa.

👻 Pie with cinnamon and apples for Oguri.

🌸 Cake with chili and grapefruit flavor for Tetchou. Somehow, it turns out good.

👩🏻 Strawberry pie for Naomi.

🤡 Pie with pears and pear jam for Gogol.

👶🧒🧓 Blueberry cake for Teruko.

🍷 Caribbean rum cake for Chuuya. You were making it under a supervision of Sigma.

🔫 Peach cake for Higuichi.

🐯 Green tea cake for Atsushi.

🍎 Candy Apples cake for Shibusawa.

⚔️ Gin and tonic tray bake squares for Fukuchi. You were making it under a supervision of Sigma.

🫖 Cake with rock candy for Goncharov.

🪢🦀 Cake with marzipan crabs for Dazai.

✝️ Red velvet cake for Hawthorne.

🚬 Plum pie for Hirotsu.

🌨️ White cake for Junchirou.

🧲🩹 Cake with marzipan hyacinths for Tachihara.

🐋 Sea themed cake for Melville.

🐙 Chocolate cake for Lovecraft.

🐄 Apple and grape pie for Kenji.

📒 Notebook shaped cake for Doppo.

👧 Mango pie for Aya.

💰 Cake with chocolate coins for Fitzgerald.

💧 Orange pie for Jounou.

💻 Brownies for Ango.

🎧 Hot chocolate cake for Rimbaud.

🕵🏻 Cake with any candy you manage to find to Ranpo.

🍛 Some simple fruit cake for Oda.

🐰 Crêpes for Kyouka.

👒 Tea biscuits for Mitchell.

🧛 Halloween themed cake for Bram.

🐀 Cheesecake for Fyodor.

⌚ Sweet rolls for Gide.

🪶 Coffee flavored cake for Alcott.

♊ Tarts for Twain.

☕ Cherry flavored cake for Lucy.

⛩️ Sweet bread with nuts for Taneda.

🩺 Cake with Japanese sweets for Yosano.

🕶️ Cake with marzipan mahjong pieces or Ayatsuji.

🍵 Cat paw shaped cake for Kirako.

🃏 Oreo cake for Sigma.

🍰 Strawberry shortcake for Elise.

🇫🇷 Baba Au rum for Paul. You were making it under a supervision of Sigma.

__________

As for Ranpo and Sigma...

Ranpo proclaim you The World's Greatest Baker, assistant of The World's Greatest Detective. You baked him buns, muffins, cookies and so much more. Ranpo is always so happy to taste your treats.

Sigma enjoys your cookies. He is the first one to try new cookies you have made. He and Junchirou also like to help you with baking.

Life is full of baking goods and friends and family who like your hobby and support you.

[ask-builderman]

".. Buildy? Are you.. Okay? " "do you need another batch of ice cream..?" ".. And.. Is that.. Hatred?" "wait.. I thought you both were the same person" "guess I was.. Wrong.... I think" "how are you..?" "yes.. I'm fine.. I hope you're okay! I'm just here.. Chilling in my little headspace as usual! I can take a picture!"

[they took a picture of their own location.. Simply cuz they want to]

[what a cute place! And.. Paula in color? That's adorable-]

[.. What's that in the background..]

[.. Looks like they noticed it..they tried to cover it up]

[.. It's back now.. The background is more.. Winky... What was that back there anyway.. And.. Paula's smiling.. Nervously]

"I hope you didn't notice! But everything is fine! If ya need anything, you can talk to me!"

"and if you're hungry.. I can bake you some apple pie or some brownies if you want..! +

"Gonna go question through question on this one--"

"I'm doing quite fine. I don't need more icecream but more would be nice. Yes it is Hatred, and we are technically the same entity. That's also fine if you stick around there!"

(/ooc I forgot if the color was pink or green for paula)

"Also I'm gonna be nice and not acknowledge whatever that was in the background, so alrighty then!"

"You also don't have to worry about baking anything, but that's up to you!"

[embodymischief-blog]

8 people I’d like to know better

tagged by: @stonethrown ty! ilu!! tagging: if ur wearing skin u gotta do it

ONE ( ALIAS / NAME ): uhhhhhhhhhh zeus or stella or rex take yr pick buckaroo TWO ( BIRTHDAY ):  oct 26....im a colonel of the skeleton war :) THREE ( ZODIAC SIGN ): scoworpio FOUR ( HEIGHT ): im like 5′5 but my attitude is a foot tall FIVE ( HOBBIES ): having headaches, sleeping, thinking about tumblr, oh and writing ( kinda ) SEVEN ( FAVOURITE BOOKS ): every vine compilation EIGHT ( LAST SONG LISTENED TO ): hotto doggu by shawn wasabi NINE ( LAST FILM WATCHED ): it was some...netflix original...they ate pizza on a fire escape it was cool i guess TEN ( INSPIRATION FOR MUSE ): space, roy purdy, and talking w th Meme Team ELEVEN ( MEANING BEHIND YOUR URL ): she embodies. mischief. and memes but that’d be an awkward url u kno

[azalea-writes]

Hoi wondering about child!MC that’s very wise and self sufficient but very honest and talks causally about their domestic abuse at home?

A/N: Hello!! The age of MC is up to your interpretation! I went out of track oops

Warning: Domestic abuse

Lucifer, Mammon, Asmodeus, and Beelzebub with a child!MC who dealt with domestic abuse

ooc lucifer

Alt: Enjoy!

***

Lucifer

Wasn't excited to have a child in the HoL since he has to deal with 6 other man-children.

He was quite distant, so it took him a while to learn how well-mannered MC is or what they had to deal with at home.

Lucifer went to the kitchen to get some coffee, only to see MC washing the dishes while standing on a not-so stable stool.

When he saw that MC was about to fall off the stool, he picked them up and put them on the floor.

"Thank you, sir!"

Lucifer was confused on how a child has more manners than his brothers.

"Apparently their parents would yell at them for not doing anything right. They even said that their parents would get physically violent," Asmo had said with tears in his eyes. It confused Lucifer. Why would anyone have such high expectations for a child?

Lucifer made it his mission (though, he would never tell anyone that) to help MC enjoy their childhood and not to worry for any awful consequences. It was hard, but it might've been his older brother instincts (and pride *ahem*) that didn't let him back down.

His brothers would tease him for having a soft spot for the human child. Lucifer would of course deny it, not wanting to show some sort of weakness. But as he is lying down on his bed, MC curled up next to him after Lucifer calmed them down from their mental breakdown, he was thinking back to his brothers' words.

Of course Lucifer knew about his soft spot for the child, but he didn't want to appear weak to the public. Yet, as he feels MC grabbing his arm their slumber, he doesn't regret a thing.

Mammon

When he got a call from Lucifer, he was expecting to see an adult, not a kid.

"Hello, sir!"

What he was also expecting that the child had no manners at all, but they proven him wrong yet again.

"A child has more manners than Mammon," he heard Asmo snicker.

But, like the usual, he was complaining. about having to babysit a child. What if the child is secretly the devil in disguise?? (Diavolo secret child wow /j)

What's even worse is that MC resides in his room due to Lucifer's orders!

As Mammon was grumbling about how dumb Lucifer is, MC cringed at how messy his room was. Out of instincts, MC decided to clean the room. They gathered Mammon's clothing into one big pile, while Mammon went from talking about Lucifer to his new business idea.

Mammon came back to reality when he heard a thud come from behind. Lo and behold, MC had tripped while carrying a pile of clothes that obscured their view.

"Ya okay kid?!" Mammon hurriedly came by their side. MC just apologized and continued what they were doing. Now Mammon was confused, what the hell are they doing?

"Oi! Why are ya cleaning my room?" He asked, finally noticing the big pile of laundry that was accumulating.

"I'm cleaning your room!" MC happily replied. Were they trying to earn brownie points? No. Did they want a reward? No. Did they think if they did a good deed for him, he would need to pay them back? No.

"My parents would get mad at me for doing something wrong. Sometimes they get really mad and hit me. So I'm protecting you!" MC's answer shocked Mammon, their words repeating in his head while he's trying to comprehend the situation.

As MC struggled to get something on the shelf, he came up behind them and got it for them.

"From now on, I'll be you're big brother protecting ya!" Mammon gave them a toothy grin.

Asmodeus

When he first saw MC, he squealing and talking about how adorable they are.

He's already thinking of many outfits for them, better than what they have on right now.

MC is going to learn many makeup tips at a young age, which Asmo found out that they learn quite quickly.

He is going to have a kid-friendly (and human-friendly) skin care routine for MC. Gotta prevent wrinkles at a young age! (a really young age...)

MC also quickly learned the routine and they're able to do it themself!

He's the brother who's going to tell MC gossip, whether they understand it or not. (what does identity theft mean..?)

"And they were roommates!" Asmo told the story dramatically to keep MC intrigued, even though they didn't understand anything he said.

"Can you hand me my face serum?" Asmo asked, which MC complied. Though with their hands wet from cleansing their face, they were bound to drop it. It shattered on the floor while both of them froze.

Asmo was about to speak until MC started spewing out apologies and the tears were quickly forming.

"Hey, hey! It was just a small accident, I can buy another one!" Asmo tried to comfort them but to no avail.

"I-I'm sorry! Please don't p-punish me!" MC choked out while crying. Asmo froze again, not believing what he was hearing.

"Why would I do that? I wouldn't do something like that, you know me...!" Asmo kept his voice low so MC wouldn't be scared (more than they already are).

With more comforting words, along with his soft voice, MC was able to calm down. Asmo let out a sigh of relief.

"My parents would always get mad at me for doing anything wrong..." It was a short answer, but it was enough to know what had happen to MC before coming to the Devildom.

"Let me make you a promise then!" Asmo exclaimed, "No one hurt you here in the Devildom, and if they do, they'll face the wrath of all seven of us!"

Beelzebub

THIS BIG GUY LOVES HIS FAMILY!

Immediately wanted to adopt MC.

Though Satan had to inform him that MC still has a family...

Will be a little disheartened if MC is scared of him.

He did not trust Mammon to take care of MC, so he makes it his job to make sure MC is alive and healthy.

Mammon does not know how to take care of a child, especially when the child is a human...

Beel tells stories about Belphie and Lilith to MC, it just makes him happy to talk about his siblings.

"So you three would secretly go to the human world?" MC asked with their head in a slight tilt to the side. Beel smiled softly and nodded.

"Wow! If I sneaked out, I would've gotten in a looooot of trouble," MC sighed out.

"You're only a kid, so your parents would be really worried," Beel explained. Then he realized that MC never talks about their parents. Now Beel felt bad. He always talked about his family without knowing how MC feels.

"What about your family? I never let you talk about them," Beel said.

MC thought a bit about their answer, "Well, my parents are always in a bad mood. I once broke a plate by accident and mommy started to hit me."

Beel went wide-eyed. He was hoping he heard wrong, but MC kept talking and that hope went away. He put a hand on MC's shoulder, which made them go quiet.

"MC, you don't have to worry about punishment anymore. I'll make sure nobody hurts you anymore." Beel reassured MC. Even though they were confused on what Beel was talking about, the sincerity in his voice made them nod to his words.

***

REASON FOR MY ABSENCE: School is hard and I want to focus on my grades. So I haven't written anything in order to not burn out because I have bad self discipline. I'll try to get through all the requests during Christmas break, but I can't promise anything!

Alt: Thanks for requesting! Love you!

I don't know how to write Beel! :D

[stuckintheanimus]

Vergil x CEO!Latina!Reader hc’s

Summary: How Vergil would be with a CEO!s/o who happens to be Latina.

A/N: Thank you all for reading my first set of head canons! Sorry if Vergil seems a little OOC.

SFW

• Mija, you’re out of his league. Yes, I said, fight me.

• You’re so confident and exude such bad bitch energy, he’s in love.

• And Vergil loves him a confident woman

• I imagine you’re a couple years younger than him but not around Nero’s age range.

• Vergil loves your culture and learning about it.

• You invited him to a couple of family functions and he loved it, then y’all had to take home at least three to go plates of food.

• Nero, Dante, Trish, Lady, and Nico also love your heritage and going to family parties.

• Dante really enjoys the food.

• Your parents adore Vergil and think he’ll make a great husband and son in law.

• Is rooting for y’all to get married and have kids.

• You love Vergil as he actually treats you like a human being, not some business exec to be worshipped.

• Many in the business world see you as an Ice Queen so it comes as a surprise when all of a sudden you’re constantly being seen with a mysterious silver haired man.

• Dante’s definitely tried weaseling his way into working at your company, you’ve had to put him in his place at least a couple times.

• Nero likes you as Vergil’s much happier and relaxed now that he’s met you and now he brag about soon having a rich step-mom

• Dante teases you two a lot and calls you Vergil’s sugar mommy.

• Wishes you were his sugar mommy.

• Overall this man loves you so much and you love him dearly.

NSFW

• So….

• Since you’re very career driven, you don’t spend a lot of time at home.

• But you’re still a human and have desires.

• So Vergil brings the fun to you at work 👀

• Probably like 50% of your sexy times occur in your office.

• Vergil is scared at how nonchalant and unafraid you are at getting caught having sex in public.

• Riding him while you’re on a super important phone call.

• Going to business parties or important galas and everyone wondering where the two of you are and you two are in a closet or bathroom somewhere, going at it like there’s no tomorrow.

• Even hiding him under your desk and having him eat you out while you’re discussing your company to someone else in the room.

• Likes how you stay calm under pressure

• You get major brownie points for giving him easy access, loves when you go commando and wear a skirt or dress.

• TALL HEELS.

• Vergil loves when you ride him in big tall heels Cardi B would be proud. 🥹

• Your employees and assistants have definitely walked in on you guys fucking.

• You don’t even bother locking the door since you know someone’s going to walk in.

• Y’all have definitely fucked on your chair in your office, even on your desk, which surprisingly hasn’t broken yet.

• Vergil loves when you speak Spanish when you two make love.

• Call him cariño or mi corazon and he’ll immediately cream his pants.

• In your recent renovations to your office, you removed all cameras, and soundproofed the entire room.

• Allowing for more kinky shenanigans to continue.

-Soph

[belacedia-a]

✵ ((OOC: I'm curious crazy enough to ask for the return))

. * ♛ •     PROMPTED ‚      muse answers. @queenharumiura

You asked for crazy, so here you go. Bel held nothing back, but he had a hard time admitting some things.

Their first impression of your muse.

❝ Not like other peasants. ❞  Was she brave, ignorant, or just eccentric? He still isn’t entirely sure, but he never told her that she scored some brownie points with him that day for not running away at the first sight of his knives. Like all the peasants always do.  ❝ Noisy. ❞  That shrill verbal tic though... it grated on his hearing.

Current impression.

❝ She underestimates herself too much. She’s worthy of the Prince, yet she has no confidence in herself. How silly. ❞  He continues with a blithe smile,  ❝ She’s fun to toy with too. Like a little bird, stuck in a cage. If only she’d spread her wings, she’d discover that she can fly beyond the limits of the sky, much, much higher. ❞  Surprisingly, he hasn’t forgotten her outburst yet. If Haru hears this, consider it his frank opinion on her little spiel about trashy Sawada.

Are they attracted to your muse?

Isn’t the answer obvious.  ❝ Of course. She’s very interesting. Ushishi! ❞  That may not have been what the question was referring to, but he refuses to admit anything else. He’s not ready to accept that they may be something else.

Something they find frightening about your muse.

Bel splutters.  ❝ I’m not scared of her!! ❞  He looks down at the prompter.  ❝ ... ❞  He clicks his tongue.  ❝ Che. ❞  He’d never say this out loud under any other circumstance.  ❝ She’s not allowed to leave me. ❞  

That’s Bel-speak for ‘I’m scared of her running away   &   leaving me alone again’. If only he could chain her to the floor in his room, keep her there forever.

Something they find adorable about your muse.

❝ Hahi. ❞  It grew on him. Especially when paired with that tomato red, shocked expression whenever he surprised her.  ❝ ... the Prince doesn’t mind the noisiness anymore. ❞  It would be a cold day in Hell when he finally admitted he actually thinks her verbal tic is pretty cute now.

Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?

❝ Of course not. ❞  He wouldn’t sacrifice himself for anybody, actually. Situationally Xanxus, maybe. Well, he wouldn’t mind the minor inconvenience of killing some unworthy peasants who’d dare hurt what belongs to a Prince.

Would my muse go on a date with yours? platonic/romantic.

Why is this such a tough question... hmm.  ❝ The Prince will allow Haru Miura to escort him in the future. ❞  Once again, that’s Bel-speak for ‘Yes, but I’m too embarrassed to admit I’d be willing to spend more time with her’.

One word my muse would use to describe yours.

Peasant.  ❝ Princess. ❞

Would my muse slap yours if they could?

❝ No. ❞  But he’d stab her for sure. See next answer for alternative action to stabbing.

Would my muse hug/kiss yours?

❝ Yes. The Prince already has. She belongs to him now, so the Prince will have as many kisses as he wants. ❞  He’s not ashamed of this one, the entitled brat.

[liamoftheirish]

Task 24 - OOC About Your Character

1.     What do you want to get out of playing this character(s)?

To see him and his story develop, especially with relationships. 

2.     Describe your character(s) with three words.

Strong, fierce, caring.

3.     What made you decide to write this muse?

Liam was my first muse in this game, and I always wanted to play someone that went against typical fantasies of wealth and power, instead someone simple-life oriented, quiet, reserved, cold who could develop into something more if unlocked.

4.     If you could change one event in your muse’s life (in their main or canon verse), what would you change?

Nothing really, everything is carefully crafted to put Liam in the mindset he needs to be in; I already re-wrote his history when I left the game and came back, to flesh him out better. 

5.     If you could tell your muse one thing, what would you tell them?

Don’t be afraid to open up and love again.

6.     If you could give your muse one gift, what would you give them?

He’s not very sentimental or materialistic, but if possible, maybe one more day with his wife that would let him get closure. 

7.     If you had to take one positive thing away from your muse, what would you take away?

His unwavering conviction: He has his beliefs, he has his loyalties, and those don’t stray, and it’s an admirable trait to have a strong conviction that you don’t let falter. 

8.     If you could “borrow” one aspect of your muse and apply it to yourself or your own life, what would you borrow?  

His confidence in himself and his beliefs, to not care so much what others think.

9.     Do you genuinely want your muse to be happy? What do you think would make them most happy in life?

I would love Liam to be happy, I thought there was a chance at first, but that fell off; since then, it seems the options are there, but it’s on him to be more open to allow for it. Clearly the man has lived a violent, angry, and lonely life, one that he created himself because of his nature. He hasn’t allowed himself to love since his wife passed (by his hands in a blood rage), and he hasn’t allowed himself to love again. There’s been a few that have nearly unlocked that, but it’s not until he allows himself to admit it and forgive himself, that he’ll ever be truly happy.

10. Do you enjoy putting your muse through angst? What do you think would break their heart the most?

I do, even if he doesn’t seem ‘angsty’, fact is stuff bothers him inwardly and he worries. He just doesn’t like to show weakness or too many sides to himself. He has been more open, and recently been questioning some of his actions. Hurting him the most would be him harming someone he cares deeply about.

11. What do you love about your muse?

His confidence, and again, his unwavering conviction. His simple-life mindset is also something I greatly appreciate.

12. What do you hate about your muse?

His coldness and closed off mindset.

13. What about your muse amuses you?

The fact that pop-culture references just go flying over his head, because he just does not care a thing about film or TV.

14. What about your muse makes you sad?

The fact that he feels so lonely despite his friends. 

15. How would you describe your muse to someone about to meet them, in person, for the first time?

He’ll be cold, distant, a bit stand offish. May be a bit intimidating, and maybe a bit too matter-of-fact in speaking, seems to lack any real filter. If you can accept that and work past it, he’s a good friend to have though.

16. Would you like your muse as a person if you met them in real life?

Probably, but it’d be hard for me to feel comfortable to call him a friend; I’d be pretty intimidated around him until I got to know him.

17. In what ways are you better than your muse? In what ways are they better than you?

I’m more open, empathetic, able to befriend people easier, but Liam has a confidence and conviction that I lack and wish I had. I wish I could care less about what people think of me, and be more confident in who and what I am.

18. Why do you think you connect to your muse?

We both care deeply about people we love, we’re both a bit quieter, and both of us aren’t the most social of butterflies; while Liam would prefer to sit at home wood working and working on cars, I’d more than happily sit at home and write or watch movies.

19. What aspect of your muse’s personality is most important to you? What aspect of your muse’s personality do you think is most important to them? Is it the same? Why or why not?

Again, it’s his pure and unwavering confidence and conviction. I think that probably is the same with Liam as well, holding onto his identity is so invaluable to him, because if he loses that he’ll lose control and that’s when he’ll slip back into what he used to be. He struggles with the fact that he’s a violent, insatiable killer, but at the same time has compassion for life and doesn’t WANT to just attack and kill. And he has to make sure he accepts that aspect of him, of what he WANTS to be, so he can balance that against what he can be. His confidence and conviction helps maintain that balance.

20. Has your character(s) changed over the time that you have been playing them? How have they changed?

While Liam’s fundamentals, his rules to live by and moral convictions have mostly stayed the same. He has slowly opened up more, been more open to listen and talk with people; though, he doesn’t often talk about himself, he can let a bit of his past slip in here or there. He’s learned to not look at others as potential enemies or victims, but instead daring to call some of them friends. He’s able to laugh more, joke more, hopefully someone’s willing to push that to the next level someday.

About You!

1.     What is your name?

Matt

2.     What is your profession?

Beer and Wine Steward

3.     What do you do to relax?

Listen to music, write, watch films, play video games.

4.     What is your favorite treat (desert)?

Ice Cream on fresh-baked brownie/cookie with fudge dripped over it all.

5.     Favorite movie -

I’m a massive film buff, so almost every movie is a favorite to me in some fashion. I adore Star Wars for several reasons, not all of them good. Maybe my favorite movie is probably a toss up between The Big Lebowski or No Country for Old Men, any film with incredible dialogue really. But then I also absolutely love beautiful BS like the MCU films and got shivers during the Portals scene in Endgame, so yea... no idea really.

6.     Favorite book -

Currently: The Immortal Irishman - Timothy Egan (This needs to be made into a movie)

7.     Favorite vacation spot -

My favorite vacation I ever went on is a toss up between trip with friends to Portland for a wedding, and Chicago for Star Wars Celebration, but I’ve always wanted to visit Ireland. I intend to try next year.

8.     Favorite Disney movie -

The Lion King (I’m basic bitch like that, don’t at me.)

9.     How did you first get into role playing?

I started playing back when I was around 13 or 14, back on AOL, playing a Jedi in a D&D like setting... because that’s what I knew. People were accepting of it, and it was some of the greatest experience. I love story telling. 

10. What was your first platform? If it was something other than Tumblr, what made you get into Tumblr?

AOL. And why Tumblr? AOL moved to Greatest Journal, which died, and moved to Insane Journal, and I met a girl there who told me about Tumblr RP, which I said ‘that sounds stupid’... and now I’m here. So there’s that. I still really don’t know what I’m doing half the time on Tumblr, no idea how to discover games on this platform, lol.

11. What’s a grammar rule you find yourself breaking or ignoring a lot?

100% it’s tenses. Past/present, I just write how I talk and it’s bad writing, I know. I will also simultaneously explain way too much in depth, and other times get ridiculously lazy writing in-depth.

12. Are there any languages besides English in which you think you could comfortably roleplay?

Just English. I’ve tried to learn other languages, but for whatever reason it’s very hard for me to wrap my mind around sentence structure and grammar rules in other languages.

13. Do you listen to music while your write?

Depends. If it’s just basic writing, an easy-going scene, probably not? I can get distracted from time to time; however, if I’m trying to get into a specific mood most definitely. Or if I feel a scene is heading somewhere that needs a good soundtrack? I’m a sucker for soundtracks in film, and music can really drive my mood (which is why it can be a distraction). And sometimes I write a scene specifically because I was hearing music that put me in that mood.

14. Are you a morning, day, evening, or night writer?

Evening. Which is why changing positions at work will help me, when I start working more during the day. When I work at night it’s hard for me to get up and get going enough in the morning to write. 

15. How does tiredness affect your writing?

Do you know how many times I write something exhausted, and when I come back to read it I absolutely hate it? It affecs me greatly...

16. What is your biggest obstacle to writing every day, if time doesn’t count?

Motivation, mood. I’m up and down in my moods, and sometimes I’m feeling down, exhausted, both, or sometimes I just feel inadequate in my writing and hate writing because I judge my abilities and suddenly don’t want to write. 

17. How many drafts is a paralyzing amount?

None? It’s more my mood and how far I get behind that’s paralyzing, but when I’m not feeling down or depressed, I’m in a normal mood or a great mood, I can write 30 threads in a single sitting and not miss a beat. I’m sure others can attest to how far I can turn around a reply when I’m on my game. (probably annoyingly).

18. Is there anything character-wise or writing style-wise that you can’t stand?

It’s probably Godmodding, it takes away from the fun of writing WITH people if you’re trying to control their actions.

19. What kind of anonymous questions are your favorite?

Things that make me think about my character, or have my character think. Things that make me really develop my character’s mind.

20. What is your weakest point in writing? Angst, fluff, dialogue, etc.?

I love dialogue in film, so maybe it’s a bit ironic that writing dialogue can easily be an achilles heel for me. It’s hard for me to write fluff or small talk, because I’ve personally never been very good at small talk, and focusing that in my writing is difficult. Fluff is kind of the same way, because it’s all romantic and cheesy and really? I feel a bit embarrassed when writing it. Though that’s more or less for some characters more than others. Murad I can get a bit more fluffy and small talky because I can be outwardly weird with him, where as Liam... his quiet reserve and demeanor make those difficult.

[sammysdewysensitiveeyes]

"You were a journalist, how do you not understand CONTEXT?!"

“Shaw, in what context is ‘Child labor laws should be abolished, let the little bastards earn their keep,’ an okay thing to say?”

Pyro paused suddenly, a slight smile twitching at the end of his mouth.  Not a nasty or sarcastic grin, but a much rarer, almost bashful smile.

“Nice that ya remembered I was journo, though.  Most people don’t.”

Sebastian rolled his eyes. 

“Allerdyce, I remember your former career because you bring it up at every possible opportunity.  You make it impossible to forget.”

The hint of a smile dropped off Pyro’s face.

“And I don’t believe there is anything offensive in my opinion, despite what the sensitive bleeding hearts might say.  Children deserve the same opportunity to earn money and better themselves that adults receive.  In that sense, I’d say I respect children far more than the adults who want to shelter and coddle them their entire lives,” Sebastian continued. 

“Not makin’ children work a ten-hour shift in a coal mine isn’t exactly coddling, Shaw, it’s just basic decency.  And I think there’s a pretty big difference between this little fund-raiser, and kids getting their fingers ripped off at the textile factory - “

“Um, excuse me, misters?”  Both Pyro and Sebastian turned to look.  The girl, shifting nervously from one foot to another, was around mid-elementary school age, judging by her Brownie uniform, and the colorful hair-ties (decorated with plastic hearts) that gathered her dark, curly hair into two puffs on the top of her head.

“Did you want to buy the Girl Scout cookies or.....not?”  She clutched one of the boxes against her chest.  “We’ve got lots of different types.”

“You see?  THIS child clearly wants to work.  A fine entrepreneurial spirit.”

“Shut up, Shaw.  Yes, lovie, I’d love to buy some.”

(OOC: I don’t actually know how Sebastian might feel about Girl Scout cookies.  On the one hand, they’re over-priced, and Sebastian would probably resent people trying to guilt him into buying something from a bunch of disgustingly adorable little moppets.  On the other hand, the girls are working hard to sell a product, and good for them!)

[hiddendreamer67]

23. Fics you wanted to write but didn’t

23.  fics you wanted to write but didn’t?

Hmm... I mean I did a LOT of writing this year, and I basically wrote everything I wanted to; the ones I didn’t have time for mostly ended up in my october prompts. But looking back, there were a few ideas that I wanted to write and might carry into the new year I mentioned previously. Besides that... I wanted to do a piece on seasonal spirit sides. Also looking back here’s a few stories I never got around to and now ooh boy lowkey love them again:

-secret werewolves on a pirate ship, adorable irony and there’s either analogical/royality or logince/moxiety

-greek gods all wanting a piece of mortal Roman but they don’t wanna fight over a mortal again but also keep sneaking away to date the boy

-I sort of did this but I wanted to do a jeckyll/hyde story with Patton and Deceit

-A dectective, sherlock-esque story with borrowers involved and helping

-oooh apparently I had a super OOC fic idea about a giant Roman who rules a human kingdom but kinda views humans as lil’ friends/playmates, and then Virgil is his fave and Virgil is also terrible at keeping secrets when new fairy comes to town and they try to hide Pat from Roman to keep him from being trapped too. 0.0 Probably would work better w/ Remus but idk, love the concept though. Maybe it’s just for OCs...?

-just generally a fairy who loses their wings being trapped with a human for the rest of their life; they’re now a lil’ assistant but uuuuuh not 100% willingly. Usually that tiny was Patton

-(nearly) drowned brownie Virgil

Aight okay yeah I could go on but i’m wandering into new idea-generating territory now lol.

fanfic end of the year asks

[a1kitkat]

Roswell New Mexico - Episodes Ranked

In celebration of Alex Manes Appreciation Week, I have decided to rank every episode of season one of Roswell New Mexico. Now these are my thoughts and may include some unpopular opinions but my criteria is quite simple... episode enjoyment, script, pacing, character development and Alex screen time. That last one is the most important (of course) as my overall episode enjoyment is directly linked to Alex screen time.

But other factors are key too. For example, episode 4 was quite entertaining but there’s no Alex in it. Episode 7 was possibly one of my least favorite yet it was our first glimpse of happy, sassy Alex so I’m not sure where to rate that one...

Let’s get going, starting with WORST TO BEST!!!

13 - Champagne Supernova (Episode 11)

No Alex, OOC behavior from literally every character and the oh so obvious reveal of the fourth alien! And let’s not get into the beginning of the show’s “love triangle”

12 - I Saw The Sign (Episode 7)

Okay yeah, this ranked low despite how super adorable Alex was in this one... It was also the beginning of the show erasing his disability. Max was a major d**k here and just an all around big fat No!!!

11 - Where Have All The Cowboys Gone? (Episode 4)

A solid enough episode but No Alex so my biased opinion is that it wasn’t good... but it was for the plot and they managed to squeeze a lot of plot into this one. This ep gets major props for making us love Michael (like we didn’t already!!!)

10 - Recovering the Satellites (Episode 13)

Season finales usually rank high on my lists but not this time. I wasn’t impressed by any of this episode, the 1.5 Alex scenes just hurt and don’t even think of mentioning the scene in the Wild Pony to me or I will cut you!!! Michael scores & loses points for this episode, winning for his goofy confession to Isobel but loses majorly for what he does after (again, DO NOT SPEAK TO ME about this!!!)

9 - I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing (Episode 10)

So many feels in so few scenes but I love any episode that gives us quality Malex AND Kylex scenes :)

8 - Don’t Speak (Episode 5)

Kylex! Kylex! Kylex!

Adorable cinnamon roll Alex was his adorable self while repairing an old friendship and damn Kyle shows major growth here. He acknowledges his dickiness and apologizes so he scores brownie points.

7 - Pilot (Episode 1)

I wanted to rank the pilot higher for the reunion kiss alone but I tend to find pilot episodes a little slow as they have to create and set the entire tone of a series in just one episode and this was a solid intro (but I’m a huge OG series fan). I had very mixed feelings watching this but the Malexness alone completely won me over.

6 - Tearin’ Up My Heart (Episode 3)

Again, this episode could be higher since it essentially gives us the best & worst Malex scenes of the series (excluding episode 6). As we get to see them at their best (happy, gentle, relaxed) until they’re rudely interrupted (I’m never eating bagels again in protest!! Not). Then we see some of Alex’s daddy issues and the fandom swiftly moved to the edge of their seats to see where this would take them (and us).

This episode also made me fall in love with Nobel.

5 - Barely Breathing (Episode 8)

I love sassy, gay Alex & he truly shines in this episode... and he said ‘Michael’ sure not to his face but he said it! I also loved the plot with the serum and Isobel. Liz & Michael teaming up is still a series highlight. I’ve watched this episode A LOT & it’s a solid episode from start to finish.

4 - Songs About Texas (Episode 9)

This is going to be controversial but as I said above, I’m an OG series fan & this episode was a great throwback to the OG while still feeling like its own show. Kylex were on fire, their friendship makes me smile. Liz calling Michael ‘Mikey’, Max & Liz we’re just adorable.... So yeah, I definitely became team Echo with this episode!

Even Michael & Maria hooking up didn’t bother me so much, in the context of the episode it was fine (and it should’ve just stayed limited to that one episode).

We also got the whole ‘That I Loved You’ scene, the ‘I’m tired of walking away’ moment so I really like this episode.

3 - So Much For The Afterglow (Episode 2)

This one speaks for itself. We got follow on from the pilot, Max acknowledging something is wrong with him and him going all dark, nearly killing someone before Michael stopped him. We had a glimpse of Maria/Liz/Alex friendship that we desperately need to see more of. And Isobel defending Max to Michael, her ‘Is there really nobody in this world you wouldn’t risk everything to save?’ Still managed to move the Malex storyline along.

And do I even need to mention the ‘I Never Look Away. Not Really’ scene? Yes, I do because it’s f**king Important!!!

2 - Creep (Episode 12)

I was terrified gong into this episode but DAMN it was near perfect! We have the fallout of episode 11 with Max/Liz/Isobel/Noah playing out while Mylex work on the Caulfield mystery. We meet Flint and learn just how evil Project Shepherd really is.... and Michael.... Gah, Michael! The most painful scene of the series (made even more painful by Tyler’s song playing over the top)... Highlighted by Alex’s “I Don’t Look Away” line (told you Michael’s line was f**king important!)

1 - Smells Like Teen Spirit (Episode 6)

This episode killed me... I watched it twelve times in a week. I have reeled in the watching of said episode since but I loved every minute!

They all looked adorable (Alex in his UFO Emporium outfit!). Michael & Max’s friendship, Isobel!!! (I fell in love with her in this episode). Michael’s bi-awakening! Echo dancing in the desert! Malex’s first kiss! Malex’s first time! Rosa’s death explained! This is, without a doubt, my fave episode!!!

[heartbmulti]

Hoje é o dia do famoso Valentine’s Day e não podia ser diferente, o reitor pensou em agraciar a todos os estudantes com um baile. Uma reunião com o grêmio estudantil foi feito, devido aos problemas que tiveram nos dois últimos eventos que fizeram na praia, preferiram proibir bebidas alcoólicas e escolheram um tema no qual evitariam maiores explicações. Nada mais romântico do que se inspirar no filme Grease, o musical que se passa no final dos anos 50 e conta a história do envolvimento romântico entre a garota que possui a fama de ser certinha demais e o rapaz com toda a sua fama de mal, com as suas músicas dançantes e ambientação colorida, o grêmio conseguiu expressar toda a ideia com uma decoração cheio de luzes e cores, na quadra de basquete onde ficava a enorme pista de dança e no salão, logo ao lado, onde ficava a lanchonete temática com bebidas e comidas ao estilo dos anos 50. Tudo com total aceitação do reitor que adorou toda a ideia.

Os casais diversos chegavam na entrada do baile, o convite era feito de maneiras diversas, desde o momento em que os panfletos foram distribuídos pelo campus, todos estavam alvoroçados com a possibilidade de voltar aos tempos da brilhantina. Uma foto na entrada, algumas horas dançando e não demoraram para invadir a lanchonete, algumas bebidas foram infiltradas pelos jovens estudantes, o poncho foi batizado, brownies foram distribuídos por entre eles e alguns selinhos dados para os jovens mais ansiosos, se tudo estava bem, ninguém sabia o que poderia acontecer depois. Se iriam voltar a época onde a rebeldia era exaltada, por que não fazer do jeito certo? Divirtam-se e happy valentine’s day!

OOC:

É isso gente, pra quem adivinhou pela dica que deixamos, você acertou, o baile é na temática Grease. A banda Robbers será a atração da noite junto a um DJ que vai manter a vibe dentro de todo o evento.

Devido ao pequeno atraso do evento, vamos liberar as interações para sexta (15/02), assim que o dia começar, mas os looks já podem ser postados na tag hb:looks.

Os starters abertos devem ser colocados na nossa tag hb:starter, starter calls ficam na tag hb:scalls. Lembrem-se dos recados que podem ser enviados, já recebemos alguns e gostaríamos de ter mais para começar a postar.

O evento terá duração até o dia 22/02 às 23hs.

Não esqueça de convidar o crush ou deixar aquela cantada de pedreiro para ele no nosso correio elegante, lembrando que no Brasil é o dia do amigo, podem fazer jogos com essa temática também.

É isso bolinhos, vamos brincar e se divertir muito!

[marquis-teren-kiden]

To Whom It May Concern:

[OOC:

It’s disheartening for me that there is apparently a need for me to express these things OOCly, but as this has come up in several media with respect to Teren (Tumblr, Discord, and in-game) I feel obligated to clarify the following salient points: 

1. *I* - the Writer - make a point of only writing with individuals who are twenty-one or older on Teren. NSFW content (nudity, sexually explicit content, violence) is very prevalant with respect to this Muse, and I - the Writer - prefer not to co-write such content with younger authors. I’m perfectly content to Co-Write occasional platonic, neutrally located, content with Writers who are under this age, but for long-term storyarcs, I prefer an older Writing Circle.

2. *I* - the Writer - am very cautious about selecting Co-Writers, because I have had several Co-Writers in the past become manipulative, verbally abusive, and or make threats against my integrity in the past. If you believe we would make good Co-Writers, here are some very simple tips for communicating this to me:

- Be over 21 years old IRL. (See above.)

- Be able to keep IC and OOC separate. VERY Separate.

- Understand that IC ≠ OOC is unequivocally not permission to abuse others. It is meant to communicate a reassurance. Your character may be angry with mine, or mine yours. It in no way is meant to indicate a passive-agressive anger or frustration I have with you. I will absolutely inform you if we have an issue. I will offer you an opportunity to to speak on your behalf. I will listen actively to your side of things. I will attempt to find equitable ground for us to move-forward on. 

- Be direct. - I’m very direct about my wants, needs, and expectations. If you’re shy with everyone else on Azeroth, that’s fine. But, if you want to be my Co-Writer, you *have* to be able to communicate what your IC and OOC wants, needs, and expectations are for me so we can avoid misunderstandings, hurt feelings, and/or unmet/unreasonable expectations of each other.

- Be patient. - I rarely take on a new Co-Writer that I haven’t spent at least a month discussing (IC/OOC) compatibility, objectives for character development, preferred means of character development (conflict/combat/social/etc) We can adore one another and not have compatible muses, or character development strategies. That’s fine. Maybe alts are a better plan. Maybe we just genuinely aren’t compatible as Co-Writers, but we’d be great OOC friends. It all begins with communication. Open. Honest. Respectful. But, being a good communicator is a necessity. I’m an empathetic person, but I’m not *actually* a Telempath. Talk to me. 

3. News Flash: Being disrespectful towards the men and women who have earned my respect and trust as one of my Co-Writers is NOT EVER going to earn you brownie points. 

I’m not going to take on a Co-Writer who can’t get along at least politely with my current Co-Writers. Why? Because nothing will get done. Do you all have to be friends? No. Do you all have to be capable of being respectful toward one another and NOT talk disparagingly of one another when they’re not around? Unequivocally.

4. Teren is a married man. (*Waves at @marquis-lycan-kiden​* ) and will likely be married also to @adilynia by the end of the year. He isn’t going to take on any other permanent romantic partners. He’s quite thoroughly in love and very happy with the two he has. 

It is genuinely alright to approach him with interest. Under very rare circumstances, he may even invite your Muse for a tryst that may - or may not - include his Husband. But, at least OOCly- understand, there are no more long-term RRP slots available with this Muse. 

5. Keep IC and OOC feelings very separate. *I* am not Teren. *I* am not in love with - well, anyone at the moment. *I* am not shopping for a romantic partner. *I* am not interested in hooking up with you or having night-time fantasies about you or your Muse; regardless of the explicit content of our RP. *I* am keeping both of my hands on the keyboard. *I* highly recommend that you are doing the same.

I understand that the narrative of Teren’s story may drive you buggy as a reader. I understand that you may read something and feel very strongly that person A, B or C isn’t properly appreciative of what Teren has to offer. I genuinely am deeply touched and grateful that you have invested emotionally in his story. But, I also have no intention of allowing external parties to dictate the company he keeps. The only one with that particular privilege...

Is Lycan]

[subterraneanhq]

Hey all! In case you forgot, our next city takeover is Portland, Oregon from September 21-24 which is coming up next weekend! For those of you who choose to attend, we'll be putting you up in McMenamins Kennedy School Hotel. Set up in an abandoned and repurposed elementary school, the rooms in this hotel are complete with either their original chalkboard & cloakroom or a literature-inspired theme. The hotel boasts multiple restaurants, a brewery, and a soaking pool. Portland's known for being a little out there, so there's no shortage of fun and odd things to do while you're in town. As promised, below is a list of the ones we think sound the most interesting but you've got the whole weekend to explore the city yourself and get into all kinds of trouble. (OOC: This event is not required, but it is highly encouraged! It’s a great way to let your character get away for a weekend and meet new people.)

FOOD & DRINKS

The Dinner Detective Murder Mystery Dinner Show - A four course dinner show where you may or may not be sitting with a murderer.

Pairings - Head to this wine shop to find pairings based on your zodiac sign, favorite Game of Thrones character, Prince song, or dog breed, among others.

Purringtons Cat Lounge - Half of Purringtons is dedicated to food & drink and the other half is dedicated to playing with (and hopefully adopting) adorable shelter cats.

Rimsky-Korsakoffee House - Live classical music, coffee, and desserts made in-house. Self-described as a "casually threatening atmosphere" in case you needed another reason to check it out.

Salt & Straw ice cream - There's something for everyone at this well-known ice cream shopping serving up flavors ranging from bone marrow & smoked cherries to chocolate gooey brownie.

Slappy Cakes - Make your own breakfast on the table's built-in grill.

Voodoo Doughnut - Notorious doughnut shop with flavors like Bacon Maple and Cap'n Crunch. The line is long, but the wait is worth it.

SHOPPING

Flutter - A boutique selling an assortment of found objects and clutter.

Movie Madness - Video rental store with a large collection of movie props and memorabilia.

Powell's City of Books - Occupying an entire city block, this is the world's largest new & used bookstore.

Things from Another World - “Disneyland for comic book lovers”

MUSEUMS, SIGHTS, & ACTIVITIES

Darcelle XV Showplace - The oldest continuously running cabaret in the United States! Take in a show any night Wednesday-Saturday.

Glowing Greens Putt Putt - A blacklight minigolf adventure.

Kidd's Toy Museum - Just like it sounds, a toy museum with toys dating back to 1869. A collection of mechanical banks are the pièce de résistance.

Mill Ends Park - Just two feet wide, this park has been designated as the smallest city park by the Guinness Book of World Records. It's also known as the only leprechaun colony west of Ireland.

Shanghai Tunnels - Rumored to be the most haunted place in America, these tunnels were once a series of bars and hotel basements that linked to one another in order to partake in a variety of illegal activities.

Stark’s Vacuum Museum - A vacuum museum, I guess if that's your thing?

The Clinton Street Theater - This theater has been showing The Rocky Horror Picture show every Saturday night at midnight since 1978, and the Saturday you'll be in town is no exception.

The Freakybuttrue Peculiarium - A museum and gift shop packed with weird items and artifacts like a haunted dollhouse, life-size recreation of an alien autopsy, and various fake severed body parts. If you wear a costume, you get in free!

The Grotto - The National Sanctuary of Our Sorrowful Mother, a 62 acre Catholic shrine and botanical garden. A great place to escape the busy city.

[zimvasion]

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my opinion on;

character in general: i laid eyes on demencia and was immediately like “yeah she is going to become one of my favorite cartoon characters” asdhsjf idk there’s just something about her that i adore (first off she really reminds me of one of my ocs so that earned her some brownie points) which is cool bc we dont even have much canon material of her yet. despite the fact we dont even know much about her she’s got so much personality. you don’t really see a lot of main characters like her in cartoons i think, esp not female ones, at least we haven’t for a while. so refreshing to see a character like herhow they play them: once again despite having SUCH small amounts of canon material to go off of, mochi is fantastic at making demencia’s dialogue and actions incredibly in character. honestly if she isn’t written exactly how he writes her when the show comes out imma be angry FSDHFJDF no but really, i especially adore that he gives her some emotions other than just being a Villain and loving BH. sure said emotions are hidden and hard to get to and on the surface she’s goofy but mochi is GREAT at displaying that underneath, demencia is actually very sad and insecure. reading those threads have been some of my faves to see, because he’s so good at still making it in character. even when demencia is having a breakdown and is upset she’s still herself in every sense of the word and its so wonderfulthe mun: we haven’t really spoken ooc yet but he seems SO chill and laidback i love it. also he’s a really good and talented artist, both in his own right and when it comes to replicating demencia’s art. it looks like she really drew it???

do i;

follow them: yeppers!!!rp with them: ye!!!!want to rp with them: u better believe itship their character with mine: im gonna go ahead and say no i think demencia would rather squash zim like an insect

what is my;

overall opinion: i love demencia but i especially love mochi’s interpretation, he keeps her so in character in every sense of the word, even when doing things that dont seem natural for her, like being emotional. the mun seems so very easily approachable too!