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avrorean · 2 months ago
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theres a post bubbling in me analyzing the actual misogynistic framing of mythal and why its tied to removing her role as an antagonist + her anger (both justified and not) and elevating her status as a mother, but i have a to-do list first
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nenoname · 6 months ago
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honestly??? i still dont know what to do with the idea that there might be a bunch of clone fords out there???? it honestly makes me so unhinged??????
#i'm guessing that they'd be.... hamster like consider how the sev'ral timez clones turned out#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#but honestly if this becomes a thing#then that means stan is the only one without a duplicates story lmao#stan: ....huh. never thought you'd be a deadbeat dad at the age of 18#ford: i'm disowning you.#(something something ford seeing versions of himself lacking any type of agency at all#.....probably would be further convinced that hes cursed somehow tbh :///)#.....oh hey theyd probably can settle the whole 'are they identical or fraternal' debate by having a clone with 5 fingers lmao#altho... how fast do they develop in the tubes#would they appear to be the same age as the stan twins anyway lol#(....would the artists forget that their hair wouldnt floof upwards cos thats a portal incident thing lol)#also is ford's stripe of white hair considered to be a side effect of his metal plate surgery#its a lot paler than stan's hair colour im pretty sure#would the clone fords be hyperobnoxious considering the doc hyping up their talents???#they wouldnt have ford's crippling insecurities and they wouldnt have a stan to help ground them#but they probably wouldnt have ford's fascination with weirdness either#how many other clones are there in general?????#(also rip mabel and the girls not really solving the whole 'that boy band producer is#just gonna keep making more trapped clones to replace em' problem)#truly the ethical problems of this kids tv show skgdgkhfhk#......everyone's reaction to a clone stan really would be 'tHIS IS WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE IF YA DIDNT SMOKE???'#guy who clearly started smoking when he was like 13 lmao
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xxplastic-cubexx · 5 months ago
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Had to explain to a friend today that No Really I Swear Magneto And Professor X Are Friends And Like Each Other Thats Canon And Real
#snap chats#i forget thats not common knowledge fkPWSJAKA#the domino effect of this convo was so funny tho#i made a joke about if i had 3k i could buy two marvel statues#and so my friend kayla went to go look at magneto ones and then she stumbles upon shirtless pics of him#and amongst that collage theres pics of him and rogue which Of Course prompts the question ‘snap what the fuck is this’#and As Neutrally As I Could i explained what thats about and. The Cacophony Of Disdain LIKE I SWEAR I WAS A NEUTRAL PARTY EODSKSKSK#dont even get me started when i explained the Charles Jr. lore to them dkaPSSKSK def played a part in me beginnin to explain The Cherik Lore#BUT YEAH so after that funny bit i was talking about how 97 repopularized the pairing and my other friend was like#‘wait magneto lives at the x mansion now… him and rogue already seems ooc but…’#so THEN i got into the lore of cherik and he was like Oh Shit I Really Missed A Lot#LIKE GIRL IF I KNEW ID BE ASKED ABOUT THE DEPTH OF CHARLES AND ERIK’S ‘’’’FRIENDSHIP’’’’ TODAY I WOULDVE PREPARED A SLIDESHOW#i tried to be as In A Nutshell about it as i could but Man…. so fuckin funny 😭😭😭😭#bombshell after bombshell i was in stitches really but also getting to explain magneto/prof x lore to friends.. awesome…#he was like ‘damn i missed a lot i gotta catch up..’ understatement of the century girl i had never locked in for a convo so hard before#on that note we mentioned rivals and kayla was like ‘hey did you know hes a LORD MAGNETO now’#and her boyfriend be like ‘oh shit really- wair why am i surprised no duh’ LIKE ???? EXCUSE ME. ACCURATE BUT STILLEKDKSKS#and he was like ‘so do you play anyone else’ and when i said wanda and adam he was like ‘oh wanda makes sense- magneto’s daughter and all’#LIKE OK WE GET IT I LIKE MAGNETO !!!!! FUCK !!!!! I LIKE WANDA TOO DAMN#and then ofc he mentioned the rivals rumors about charles…. Loud Sigh… i hope he gets added one day…#ANYWAY!!! my laptop inexplicably shut down todya and wont turn back on !!! fucking uh oh !!!!#esp cause i wanted to launch my comms again today but my comm files are on my computer….#i hope it sorts itself out tomorrow luckily i dont need my laptop for the rest of the day but still…#this happened to me months ago so im praying and hoping i dont have to get it fixed or god forbid replaced#i fr have no clue why it couldve shut down… all them damn tabs open tbh…. anyways!!! heres to hoping 😭😭
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corfidbizna · 1 year ago
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KHIII Chapter 35 (Eng): https://www.mediafire.com/file/x9bwpgt8ucsswr3/KH3_Ch35.zip/file Chapter List
I think this is the first time where Gangan Online and I made the same decision about what's the most iconic moment from the chapter XD.
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thefloatingstone · 2 years ago
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I really want to draw something meaty and put some characters into The Situations but I am dealing with a double whammy of art block and some REALLY insane migraine/Sinus issues the past 3 or 4 days.
So all I managed was a quick Solana. I wanted to give her a cool leg prosthetic but then I didn't really draw her legs sdjfdsjkfsdhf So that's the level of cognitive function I am dealing with at the moment
Fun fact! I really dislike a lot of the female turian design! So I just... ignored the parts I disliked lol.
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lovelywingsart · 7 months ago
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Doodle to get it out of my system before I try to work on a commission lmao
When in doubt, headbutt the ever living shit out of your partner to let them know you care, no matter how embarrassed they may get uwu
Really, he should know not to trust them if they just grab him out of nowhere
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wonder-worker · 11 months ago
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"Alice Perrers was perceived by her contemporaries to be an uncrowned queen and through an analysis of her activities it is clear she was able to utilise the practical benefits of queenship for her own ends. However, by taking on the mantle of queenship Alice fundamentally corrupted the sovereignty and kingship of Edward III. First, by her aggressively political behaviour she became the threat at the heart of the power structure that the gendered constructions of queenship were supposed to remove from a consort. Second, by taking on the practical aspects of queenship she inherently undermined the ideological role of queenship, both by the simple fact that she was a mistress and not a queen, and even more so because of her behaviour. The problems Alice caused and how she was perceived were amplified in contrast to the [...] demeanour of Philippa, who was widely respected and much loved by the people. Just as queens in their exalted position were ‘lightning rods’ for ideas about women and female power, so was Alice because of her proximity to the king."
— Laura Tompkins, The uncrowned queen: Alice Perrers, Edward III and political crisis in fourteenth-century England, 1360-1377 (PhD Thesis, University of St Andrews, 2013)
"Alice's expansion of her power through the office of queenship was problematic for a number of reasons. First, while the queen’s power was legitimised by her marriage to the king and her coronation, Alice’s power was not formalised in this way and consequently would have been regarded as illegitimate. Second, she was not the right type of woman to share in the king’s dignity. She was not noble, she was not chaste and she was not virtuous. Instead, she was a low-born London widow and a businesswoman. Consequently, we find Alice being discussed in the language and stereotypes of queenship, but in a rather negative light. For example, while queens are routinely described as noble, beautiful and virtuous regardless of what they actually looked like, Walsingham is quick to emphasise that Alice was of low birth, and that, almost implied as a consequence, she ‘was not attractive or beautiful’. While we do not know what Alice looked like it seems unlikely that Edward III would have taken and kept her as a mistress for so long if she had been physically repellent. Third, and most significantly, not only was Alice an inappropriate mistress exercising illegitimate power, but she also broke all of the gendered rules that queenship was constructed around, inverting the ideal form of queenship to her advantage."
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averlym · 2 years ago
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some very very quick costume shorthands!
#&juliet#had the absolute luck of watching this live the other night and it was. truly amazing!!! aaah#rough character designs for the younger leads (excluding like the Grown adult duos..) because?? idk#this is how it always starts. once the character designs start getting simplified like this that's when it all begins#which is hmmm timing but i really can't shut up about this musical it was so so fun. absolute vibes and energy#made me laugh and cry and was such an Experience. i adore them all but may specifically made me sob at some parts dfjkldfh#lots of thoughts! but one of the favs is how they wrote it so the existing songs and actions fit so well.#like in a rhyming bit they had frankie accept a drink and then the song was like ''drink in hand'' and i was all !!!!!!#also maybe it's local censorship? but there wasn't the kisses.. they replaced it w kissing hands and then holding hands#which is like a cute nod to the ''hand to hand holy palmers kiss' or smth but also maybe two guys doing that would not have made it past :/#oh my god i. the way rnj parallels the shakespeare duo... whdskjfhgh. may + not being a Girl kdjhgf. frankie and may. aaagh.#angelique being so so badass. i . the speech about Gender by anne and the Proposal by angelique both made the whole theatre cheer love that#also rotating stage lives in my mind rent free i ADORE the set holy moly.. also also the actors were so good. also the Projections.#also the music and costumes and special effects and aerial moments. and the ensemble. and the choreo#also the cast is so talented. and pretty. and the whole confidence part vs the vulnerability of some bits... whshjfgjkl. hhh#im just listing stuff now but it was so vibes. what an experience ever. it's also shot me directly into 14-years-old again so#spent the morning alone vibing to the soundtrack intensely... i just... sometimes things hold special places in your heart idk!!!#i don't know what to do with these designs though... like the show is such a lovely Spectacle but also idk where to branch out by myself no#there's so much to Absorb again and again. i get the feeling any true work from this i would do in a form of an animatic though.. oops#tldr? 1. &juliet very good just as itself 2. we have History 3. i got to see it live which always propels me into bonkers over musicals!#so so rough but i needed to get smth out and . whatever. an art blog is an art blog. back to hiatus now i think#<reminder to myself: this is essentially an artchive.. there's no quality control if you don't want it! have fun!! ily>
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weirdfishy · 7 days ago
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hey uh gicheul ik ur busy tryna become a ✨changed man✨ for euijung (*COUGHseungho'swifeCOUGH*) and like you're ~dealing~ with your bestie's betrayal (by Not Looking At It) but like you are, actually, actively trying to keep running your drug trade with china and japan rn so like. idk maybe you should still be cautious with all your stuff bc like WHY DID JUNGBAE STILL HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE OFFICE AND YOUR LIVING SPACE DUDE yeah i mean you ~banished him~ and shit but like??????? YOU DIDN'T CHANGE THE CODES OR THE LOCKS ARE YOU KIDDING ME you could've changed the codes in like an hour but now JUNGBAE IS JUST SITTING IN YOUR CHAIR AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA TAKE THAT BRO?????
top ten anime betrayals (stupid shit details that take me out of the media with a crisp slap to the face) bc gicheul is like losing brain cells as we progress i am MOURNING the loss of his tenacious paranoia over his business (but like I GUESS ok he got hit with the 'i think destiny brought us back together, i don't care you're a criminal, i love you' from the woman he's been hung up on so like SURE. WHATEVER. LIKE I CARE.)
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oneofthosecrazycatladies · 5 months ago
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Okay so we have this huge problem with forgetting about everything that’s happened by the time the next election rolls around so I’d like to keep a running list of things as they’re happening to help remind us when the 2026 midterms roll around. And please add to this if I’ve missed anything.
January 2025:
Donald Trump pardoned 1500 people who participated in the insurrection of January 6th, including those who violently assaulted and nearly killed police officers.
Donald Trump has declared that trans and non-binary people don’t exist.
Donald Trump is working towards firing everyone in the government who isn’t loyal to him.
Donald Trump has effectively fired everyone who he claims is an “illegal DEI hire” …whatever that means
Donald Trump pulled out of the Paris Climate Agreement and the World Health Organization
Congress are trying to pass the Laken Riley Act to, effectively, round up every immigrant in the country, including LEGAL immigrants
Donald Trump removed caps on prescription drug prices.
Donald Trump wants to withhold federal aid to help combat the LA wildfires and help the thousands of people who have been displaced and lost their homes.
The Department of Justice has put a hold on all civil rights cases.
Donald Trump has cut off aid to Ukraine.
Laken Riley Act has been passed by Congress and is awaiting being signed into law by the President. Here’s the breakdown of the votes: House Senate
Donald Trump purged a dozen inspectors general from the federal government and intends to replace them all with people loyal to him.
Pete Hegseth has been confirmed as Secretary of Defense. Here’s the breakdown of how the Senate voted. Note, it was a 50-50 tie that JD Vance had to break.
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Donald Trump imposed a 25% tariff on Colombia after the Colombian government turned away two airplanes carrying migrants. Columbia has retaliated by imposing a 25% tariff of its own on US goods.
Donald Trump has also issued a travel ban for Colombian citizens and revoked visas from Colombian migrants coming to the US.
Donald Trump has now backed off the tariffs and other threats against Colombia. Note for future reference: this comes just hours after Trump made the threat in the first place and he and the Colombian president got into a big fight on social media.
Nearly 1,000 migrants were arrested mostly in Chicago on January 26th by ICE and ICE has been told to meet a quota of 75 migrant arrests every day.
Donald Trump rescinded an anti-discrimination executive order from Lyndon B. Johnson
Donald Trump signed an executive order banning trans people from serving in the military and also ordered that people who were discharged for refusing to get mandatory vaccines be reinstated.
Donald Trump has frozen all federal grants to institutions.
After pressure from state governments, activist groups, and the general public, the White House has rolled back some of the freezes on federal funding.
Representative Andy Ogles (R-TN) has proposed a change to the 22nd Amendment to allow Donald Trump, specifically, to serve a third term.
Donald Trump is trying to fire all federal employees who don’t want to return to the office (work-from-home saves the federal government millions of taxpayer dollars in overhead). He also sent an email to federal employees saying that if they’re not loyal to him, they’ll be investigated.
Donald Trump has signed the Laken Riley Act into law.
Donald Trump has said he doesn’t think Palestinians should be allowed to return to Gaza but instead should be sent to Egypt and Jordan.
Native Americans have been targeted by ICE raids.
Donald Trump has ordered undocumented immigrants to be sent to Guantanamo Bay
Donald Trump signed an executive order to expand federal funding for school choice programs. [x]
Donald Trump signed an executive order saying that he will deport visa-holding students who protest against Israel. [x]
Donald Trump has blamed DEI for the plane crash that killed 67 people in Washington D. C. [x]
Donald Trump signed an executive order that schools should no longer teach about racism and discrimination. And that schools should only teach history that is “patriotic” [x]
Florida Representative Anna Paulina Luna wants to add Donald Trump’s face to Mount Rushmore. [x]
Trump’s Department of Education has called book bans a hoax. [x]
The Department of Justice has barred certain news outlets from receiving information from the Pentagon. [x]
The Trump administration has fired multiple FBI officials who investigated the January 6th insurrection. [x]
February-June 2025
I’ll keep adding to this list as new things come up and, again, please feel free to add anything I’ve missed. I know that in this world of constant news it’s easy to forget, so let’s give our future selves a little help!
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kalosian-woods · 6 days ago
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hey, synchro anon here!
actually pretty curious about the rest of ash's pokemon during the bond business arc, like they definitely must've witnessed some stuff in some way. same thing with the rest of the kalos gang(except they witnessed the whole thing)
That's a pretty good question!! I feel like a large proportion of that would depend on how their (whoever it is + Greninja/Ash) relationship would've been prior to the whole thing, because it did start with an evolution and a split-second chance in some village no one else has ever seen. Going by AU rules for this, because geez barely anyone was out for Ash-Greninja ngl.
At the start, I don't think a lot of them would react? The birds (Hawlu and Talonflame) are probably more concerned with whatever Noibat is doing, and Serena with her group are dealing with the end of the Showcase season and Eevee herself while Bonnie is poking around places with Squishy and having fun (Clemont is doing Clemont things dw about it :P). Pikachu is the only one apart from Ash that has an inkling as to what's on the horizon and is the only mon that is constantly watching this, but is kind of powerless to stop their folie à deux, so to speak (that's definitely going to be a fic name btw). Tbf, Greninja is becoming Ash, right? Ash wants this. That's their strength, and Pikachu should be is comfortable in his own strength. Soon enough they'll grow out of their facination and become better. They have to. (I think deep down, Pikachu hates it. Not because Ash isn't his anymore, but because Ash isn't Ash. Isn't the one he chose, isn't the one he grew up with, isn't the one he travelled with. This Ash is a stranger. This Ash is leaving them all behind. All that's left is dust and smoke.)
Now that I think about it, wasn't Talonflame out there for the Anistar Gym Battle? While it wasn't there for the actual prophecy itself, bro must've felt the power in the battle and the way everyone held themselves throughout their time there. The focus that even the Professor was having. Talonflame would've definitely picked at Frogadier until he got a short answer, but left it out of his mind after hearing it. Great power in the future? That's called evolving, dummy!
Hawlucha is really going to have his metaphorical hands full with Noibat/Noivern, but I'm sure he's going to notice the difference, especially since he has trained with Greninja before. He knows how stubborn the frog can be, but seeing the way that they're both getting more crazier about the bond without any care for themselves is... not good, to say the least. He's a bit more softer now, so a lot less bickering would happen, but Hawlu wouldn't sit by and do nothing for long. At some point, even the best need to rest to continue on. Noivern has absolutely no idea what's going on but can sense how Ash (and Greninja) are more intense now. It's a bit unsettling, but then again have you seen Talonflame? Maybe it's just the way they express their feelings in battle. In the end, that's still her friends and family!
With the people themselves, Clemont was purely interested in it from a scientific point of view. Recording data of their transformations and documenting it will go a long way in understanding the bonds between people and Pokemon, and also a long way in solving the mystery that is Ash himself. This could be the key to a world where both people and Pokemon can live together! ...But the tent is always empty at night. And why does his own heart hurt when he sees the signal split? And why does he understand Wulfric when he shakes his head at Ash and tell him that he isn't ready yet? Wasn't Ash the ideal (in battling and with Pokemon and with courage most of all)?
Quilladin at first thinks it's cool but then goes on to think it's stupid, but he's probably jealous (...and maybe misses his friend) (and his Trainer's friend too, of course). Luxray thinks it's stupid too but that's their decision, and as long as Clemont isn't doing the same that's not her problem. Bunnelby gives no comment.
Serena has a bit more clarity and confidence with her intuitive nature at this point, or at least after Showcases, and feels very worried for Ash as a result. He used to train a lot before, it's true, but now he's going overboard. Greninja too. They're barely around, and they're getting hurt in ways that people and Pokemon do not get hurt. They're changing in ways... she doesn't like. And maybe it's because she lost the Master Class afterwards when it really hits her that she knows, utterly, that feeling of losing and not wanting to lose. To do anything to prevent that (her aching wrist is a reminder). Maybe... when they finally reach Snowbelle. Maybe that's a good place to talk. After the Gym Battle, he'll totally be a bit more calmer, right?
Braixen was just warming up to Frogadier when he goes back to being a prick as Greninja, so she thinks it's a resurgence of the Froakie mindset™. Pancham totally doesn't care but would not be opposed to oh, I don't know, Greninja actually being free to talk once in a while. Sylveon is just bombarded with feelings all around and just prefers to not be around them, thanks, but can and will step up to the plate later on in her own arc because enough is enough :(
Basically, it's a whole mess with the group lol. No matter how this AU goes, just know that everyone will have very loud opinions on the Bond but will find themselves hard-pressed to find the right moment to address it, because Squishy is gone and oh, no, we need another Princess Key and we lost Noibat to another strong wind, rip, and don't forget the invention about to explode in 0.01 seconds. And also Team Rocket.
#actually went to merge canon and au for this talk because idk anything concrete yet for the au for xyz#wanna keep my options open heh so there's that#not goodra having zero (0) clue as to what is happening with the gang lol#pointing at grenin: why does he look like ash??? | pointing at noivern: and why did you replace me?????#jk goodra would love noivern. they're besties. old pstd dragon glob + big massive scary baby dragon bat friendship my beloved#wait just realised that luxray and braixen was there when grenin evolved lol#which reminded me of serena telling braixen right after 'yeah we're gonna do that next!'. girl idk what to tell you but uh....#ANYWAYS both of them seeing for the first time that thing must've been something#tbf doesn't luxray get used to seeing stuff they shouldn't?? probs just an average day#braixen being like 'of course you have blue skin and an alt form' 🙄#i bet the two of them made a promise to monitor the situation. or at least talk about it with each other#hawlu WOULD talk sense to grenin but look his baby is growing up he can't miss her fifth week of existence celebration!#talonflame pretends to give zero doots and is winning the contest. sadly he's first place out of one here#pika has a love-hate relationship with it but it definitely sours by the time snowbelle rolls in. ngl ash and grenin were stupid over there#bonnie is in between clem and serena. is slightly worried but not too much bc ash is still mainly chill (except when it isn't)#clem is like: wow a new form i want to check this out!#why am i getting realisations. why do i understand that ash is not perfect all of a sudden.#why do i suddenly feel like stepping up and telling him to stop it? i was never this proactive last season!#ngl a lot of things do come to head in snowbelle. that's when most of them realise stuff can't keep going on like this#though some of the pokemon would've already talked about this beforehand#but yeah it is not an easy transition for everyone involved#ngl we should be talking about sawyer. bro sees ash being strong in laverre and is like 'yay!'#meets him going to snowbelle with bonnie toting an blobby anomoly and is like 'wow!'#and then next time he sees him bro is pulling out a frog that looks like him and is role-playing alongside the pokemon#.....sawyer is living a very interesting life lol.#also TR must be feeling insane watching this. what's wrong with the twerp.#why isn't he with pikachu. why is the frog glowing. why did he fall down.#i actually have a whole fic about how the gang react to the bond phenomenon and ugh i'm going to go back to it aren't i??#it's multi chap btw. many different instances of ash-grenin and the effects and their subsequent reactions. it's very fun lol.#diancie delivers
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boomerang109 · 1 month ago
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I bring a “it’s too late for me, but maybe my sacrifice can mean something” energy to everything I do that my quality of life hates to see coming
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asterisk-666666 · 3 months ago
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it’s terrible but funny seeing how many problems have been caused by nerds trying to gatekeep “nerdy” topics and extrapolating to terrible and bizarre political extremes (see Yarvin and Thiel).
meanwhile electric trains are anything but gatekept and still remain incurably nerdy in the Anglophone world. Just not something the algorithm pushes or that there’s much glamorized media for general public about. But then they’re so well documented and sources that do exist are all written by people who are electrical engineers, have worked with them for 30+ years, or have a PhD or close alignment with elite universities. Media that seriously discusses them is so slop-free it’s weirdly impressive, because they are the perfect mix of alien and unknowable to most but also 100+ year old tech that isn’t as “cool” anymore
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psycheterminal · 2 years ago
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Treat anything on Discord as media that will be lost
Do not use Discord to host your files. Do not rely on Discord to preserve your text. DO NOT RELY ON DISCORD FOR ANY KIND OF PRESERVATION OR HOSTING!!
It CAN be lost, it WILL be lost! You must consider Discord as a part of the Core Internet, controlled by one company that hosts the servers.
I thought it was impressive at first that it replaced IRC, but now I am horrified. If the company behind Discord went under today, how many friends would you lose?
How many relationships? How much writing?
You may think this won't happen, but I remember when AIM went down and along with it, entire novels worth of interaction with my oldest friend.
IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU. IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN. NO COMPANY IS INFALLIBLE.
Back up your files! Download anything you've saved to Discord NOW, before the API changes go into effect! And DO NOT RELY ON THEM FOR HOLDING IMPORTANT FILES!
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imabiscuitinthousandworlds · 9 months ago
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*sitting in the four hour opera* maaaaan this is getting looong i'm so tired if i didn't have to closely watch everything to figure out when i'm up i'd be napping so hard rn
the second i get home at like 11pm or some shit again* I AM ENERGY I AM HAVING FUN LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS OPERA IN EXCRUCIATING DETAIL PLEASEPLRASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
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perfectlyvalid49 · 1 year ago
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To be very clear about how this works (trad publishing only because that's what I'm familiar with), when an author signs a contract with an imprint to publish their book, the publisher will look at previous sales to determine how much to pay them.
So if 10,000 people read your book, and each buy a copy, then the publisher will say, "Oh, your last book sold 10,000 copies, we will assume your next book will do about the same, and we will pay you on the assumption that we will get 10,000 books worth of profit." And if 15,000 people buy a copy, then you get paid more. But if 15,000 people read it, but only 10,000 buy it, and the rest are pirated, then the author only gets paid like 10,000 copies sold.
And if 10,000 people read the book but only 5,000 copies are sold, and the rest are pirated, then the author might not be offered a deal for their next book.
Also, if I'm remembering contracts correctly (it's been like 15 years, so all of this information is dated at best, and it's possible I'm misremembering things at worst) royalties increase the more copies you sell. So your first 10,000 might be at 7%, but your next 10,000 might be at 10%, and if you sell enough it might even get up to 15%. Also, the initial payment for the book is an advance against royalties, which basically means that the publisher assumes you're going to sell X copies, calculates out what that would be in royalties, and then pays you that much. The author doesn't make any more money until they've earned that in royalties. So if your advance assumes you'll sell 10,000 books, then you don't start earning additional money beyond your advance until you've sold your 10,001st book.
Basically, every copy sold helps pay the author for the current book, either in paying down their advance, or in actual royalties, and it also helps them sell additional books, and get paid more for those additional books they sell.
we have GOT to abolish the paperback only being released a year later scheme brother i simply am not purchasing your $40 hardcover book
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