#or rocks

[absoluteweirdo]

fascinating

stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.

[cactuskat]

A top tier, yet underrated anime trope I think:

The ‘Prince’ archetype in which they succeed at everything flawlessly, they have this picture perfect life and self, an utterly charming image, and they know it. They don’t even have a bad personality, on top of being at the top, they go out of their way to be kind and considerate of everyone (whether on purpose or manufactured)

they are perfect, and wonderful in every conceivable way, and yet they have that oooonnneee thing, they are completely UNHINGED about

[theparadoxmachine]

I'm not sure if the fact that I, an areligious person, was listening to Pavarotti's Ave Maria to avoid hearing the Fox News christo-fascist bullshit playing in the breakroom counts as irony but nevertheless there's a certain poetry to it

[vogelpsittacines]

Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

[jaypgartifacts]

an incomplete taxonomy of christmas music

[jellyowllen]

i made this version of that popular cake meme as a love letter to my favourite artists, writers, editors etc who keep making content about my favourite characters/ship

ermm

I LOVE YALL!!!!!!!!

[sinensis26]

You all need to hear this:

1. You probably dont suck at your craft as much as you think you do, I bet a lot of people are amazed at what you can make, and

2. If you actually are the Literal Worst In The Whole Wide World at your craft... who the fuck cares? What are they gonna do, call the police on you? Keep making your shitty little things, youre the boss of you, fuck the haters.

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[largishcat]

okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

[mysillycomics]

[shamebats]

Sucks to see someone else living your dream.

[the-lumpfish-king]

They are sisters

[demaparbat-hp]

That infamous prison escape.

[canisalbus]

✦ Pebble ✦

[andstuffsketches]

they're a fun trio